WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Medieval Mischief

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<v Speaker 1>Second d day. You know, when you think of the

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<v Speaker 1>most fun and romantic times to be dating, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a few eras that definitely stand out, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like the nineteen fifties with drive in movies and sockhops

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<v Speaker 1>milkshake counters. What were those balls? Were you sat and

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<v Speaker 1>you each had a straw? Yeah, split in a shake?

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<v Speaker 1>Shake shack. No, that's good either. But there's also the

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<v Speaker 1>roar in twenties too, with flapper girls and speakeasies. It

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<v Speaker 1>was always a party. But probably the most romantic era

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<v Speaker 1>was the Middle Ages. What oh yeah? Just taking that

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<v Speaker 1>special lady to a book burning, going on a moonlit

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<v Speaker 1>witch hunt, and while the smell of rotting flesh just

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<v Speaker 1>waffs through the town and then you lock lips as

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd chance burner that is? That was dark? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are we going to decapitate tonight? It gets me

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<v Speaker 1>in the mood every time. I'm not the only one,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's another guy out there who knows just how

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<v Speaker 1>romantic the Renaissance was. His name is Darren. He's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone with us right now for a second date. Up.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up Darren? Hey? Everybody, how's it going? Yeah? I'm guessing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing I'm gonna go out a limb here that

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<v Speaker 1>we're leading to your renfair type of guy. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm that type of guy, but

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<v Speaker 1>I did actually go to a Renaissance fair for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had a blab. I've been to a few.

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<v Speaker 1>They're actually really fun. All people ever tell me about

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<v Speaker 1>him is the Turkey Lakes or whatever? Y'all. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the name of the fair maiden that you took

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<v Speaker 1>to the Renaissance Fair? It was on a blind date.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy Troy was really digging on this girl, and

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<v Speaker 1>and so he asked me to be a wing man

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<v Speaker 1>for him. And oh, so it's like a group of

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<v Speaker 1>you that win. Yeah, there were four of us, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I went and my you know, I was with Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, did you guys dress up for this? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>were you in full medieval garb? Not full medieval guard

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have full medieval garb. But m Troy bought us.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he was just he was just

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<v Speaker 1>being nice and probably showing off a little bit. But

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<v Speaker 1>right when you enter you can buy a few bits

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<v Speaker 1>and pieces, and he bought us a hat and like

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<v Speaker 1>bought me a scarf with this arm guard. So we

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we kind of looked the part for sure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of date activities do you do at a

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<v Speaker 1>Renaissance fair? Like do they have couple's blood letting? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What what do you do that's romantic? There? I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to think, Um no, we I mean mostly like

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<v Speaker 1>the most entertaining part at the beginning was just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of taking in all the people, just like watching all

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<v Speaker 1>the folks who did take it really seriously. I was

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<v Speaker 1>so surprised. Is that like the number of folks who

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they had like an entire separate wardrobe or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they walk around like this out in the world

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<v Speaker 1>and I just never seed them. I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 1>hearing a lot about the Renaissance Fair and not so

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<v Speaker 1>much about Melissa. Like, what did you feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a blind date? You didn't know anything going in? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we were having a blast, Like I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like we were just laughing and having fun. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just really easy. Was there chemistry? I mean, was there

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<v Speaker 1>like a romance? Oh? Like there was like yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it by the end of it. Before we went

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<v Speaker 1>to the jousting match. We were like, you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>will be walking and kind of like rubbing elbows and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like we were getting closer, and was practically said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she showed her elbows. What she let me see her elbow? Right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good though. So were there any lowlights of the renaissance? Fair? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she did confide that she was a volleyball

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<v Speaker 1>player in college. Is a confession? What do you mean confide? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we watched the jousting where that you know, they were

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<v Speaker 1>like knights on horses and it was tons of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they opened up this sort of participant jousting section

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<v Speaker 1>where you had to stand on a log and you

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like poked each other with these foam tip lances.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, so we jumped on the balanced log and

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<v Speaker 1>started grooping with each other with these lances, and she

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<v Speaker 1>throttled me. She like landed me a shit like it

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<v Speaker 1>glanced off my shoulder and hit me in the neck

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<v Speaker 1>and I went down. Oh no, did she apologize? She?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she was laughing. I was laughing. His date

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<v Speaker 1>was laughing. I just sort of played it off like

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<v Speaker 1>everything was cool. But and I don't know if it

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<v Speaker 1>was the need or the grog or whatever. But I

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<v Speaker 1>jumped back on that log and I went after it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I I mean I just wanted to. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to let her know that, yes, you're an athlete,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know I can play this game too. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been working with a lance for years, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to show you whose boss that fun. I was having

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<v Speaker 1>a good time, I am. I was a little worried,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am a little worried that I might have

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<v Speaker 1>taken that just a little too far. I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get beat by a woman. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like the vibe. It's in keeping with the

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<v Speaker 1>Renaissance theme. Yeah, you're just a character that's not showing

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<v Speaker 1>who you really are, right. But I think that we

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<v Speaker 1>had enough of a great time that I could put

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<v Speaker 1>it back together, and we like laughed and giggled almost

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. It was really, did the Renaissance fair

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<v Speaker 1>end between you two? Was there a kiss or a hug?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there wasn't a kiss or a hug because

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<v Speaker 1>we were with you know, we were in the sort

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<v Speaker 1>of duo date moment. But we definitely left. I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>left showing interest and I asked for her number, and

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<v Speaker 1>she seems very eager to give it another run. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what she has to say. We're gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, we'll come back, we'll call the fair maid

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<v Speaker 1>in Melissa for you, and we'll try and get you

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, Darren, I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Okay, hold on se if you're just tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in for the second date update, We've got Darren on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. He recently wingmanned for his buddy at a

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<v Speaker 1>Renaissance fair and his blind date there was a woman

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<v Speaker 1>named Melissa. He says they had a great time together

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<v Speaker 1>checking out the medieval merch drinking mead, but things got

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<v Speaker 1>a little weird when they did some playful jousting using

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<v Speaker 1>foam lances because Darren lost to Melissa in the first round,

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<v Speaker 1>got knocked off his perch, so he was embarrassed and

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<v Speaker 1>came back went full Sir Galahad on his date. What's

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<v Speaker 1>that famous night from from the Renaissance time? Okay, block

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<v Speaker 1>about Sir Arthur. That's what I'm talking about, Merlin baby. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Darren knows who Sir Galahad was, and he channeled that

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, basically beat the crap out Melissa with

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<v Speaker 1>the foam lance. So he's worried maybe he got a

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<v Speaker 1>little too intense in the moment and that could be

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that she's been blowing him off. Is that right, Darren?

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<v Speaker 1>That is right? Yeah, well liked it all. He's still

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<v Speaker 1>laughing thinking about the memory of knocking her to the ground. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like, it sounds like you're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>intimidated that she was a collegiate athlete to me, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis was a collegiate athlete on our show. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>get really competitive with you because they knew you'd I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if I was to get beat by a guy, though,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wouldn't stop till I can try to beat him.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think you have a good chance of getting

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<v Speaker 1>her back. Good. Okay, Well, let's give her a call

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<v Speaker 1>and find out what the reason is. Here we go, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Melissa? Yeah, I'm Melissa. My name is Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a second to talk with us? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess um, this is strange. Sorry, I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit weird, but I'm here with my co

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<v Speaker 1>host Brook and Jose Alexis is here too. Hi Melissa, Hi, um,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this about? This is about a segment that

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<v Speaker 1>we do called the second Date Update. It's where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back, you can email our show and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to your date for you to try and

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<v Speaker 1>figure out the reason why they're ghosting. Oh okay, does

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<v Speaker 1>that make sense? I mean, yeah, it makes sense. It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know who will be calling

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<v Speaker 1>you about me. Okay, Well, the guy that emailed us.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you don't recognize him in his normal clothes, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's wearing his night costume. Oh okay, it sounds familiar. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it still sounds crazy. But yeah, talking about Darren m

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<v Speaker 1>that you have fair with Yes, we did, we did that.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason that Darren reached out to us is because

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<v Speaker 1>he says he had a great time hanging out with you,

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<v Speaker 1>but afterwards you've been blowing him off and he's not

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<v Speaker 1>quite sure why. Well, first of all, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy that he's reaching out. They get in touch with me,

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<v Speaker 1>That is beyond beyond. But I'm gonna you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go along with this and say, yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. It was great. Well, if you

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time, how come you're not calling him back? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it because he got a little too competitive when

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<v Speaker 1>he was jousting you? I mean he told us that

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<v Speaker 1>you took him down and his little male ego got her,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he got up and maybe got a little

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<v Speaker 1>too competitive. Yes, he did. He didn't get competitive, and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I'm competitive too, so I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>understand the spirit of retaliation, okay, and I also understand

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<v Speaker 1>how fragile the male ego is. So you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>let him. I let him win a couple you know

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<v Speaker 1>after that, you know, oh you let him more than yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah. It was that a turn off? Was that? Like? Why,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why you don't like? Oh, I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>used to that. I'm you know, I'm a woman, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm used to right. So it wasn't really, It wasn't terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>We laughed a lot. It was cool, but we were

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<v Speaker 1>like walking around and stuff, and he said something to

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<v Speaker 1>me that that threw me off. Okay, time, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really know, so I said to him that I had

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<v Speaker 1>never been to a run of Talk Festival, which I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't said that he had never been to a run

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<v Speaker 1>of talk festival, which I didn't front un usual because

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like people go all the time. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He said that he hadn't been to

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<v Speaker 1>that type of festival, but he had been to a

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<v Speaker 1>fairy festival. A fairy festival like elves and fairies. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you mean? No, like fairy like like like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's yet not the same. Oh my gosh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Fairies were you dressed up in the big animal costumes

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<v Speaker 1>and they say it's not necessarily sexual thing? But you

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<v Speaker 1>the romance? Well okay, So I didn't know what that was.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just like, you know, okay, I was

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<v Speaker 1>listening to take down because I liked the Google thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I've got look, I looked him too. It

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<v Speaker 1>like what kind of festival? They're thinking like, well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we could do that the next time, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I looked you know, so I looked it up

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like whoa, okay, yeah, And so I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I don't need to tell y'all you said it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a festival. First, I think they call conventions. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that they always are though, because I

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<v Speaker 1>had a girlfriend's day in a hotel once. It had

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<v Speaker 1>a furry convention going on. No, but there was like

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<v Speaker 1>schedules for like naptime in the lobby where they would

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<v Speaker 1>all go cuddle together. And she said when you would

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<v Speaker 1>get in the elevator with them, they would all pack

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<v Speaker 1>in together because they liked to be really close and

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<v Speaker 1>tight together. I think it really wasn't really your friend,

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<v Speaker 1>this weird friend. And I just haven't know all the

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<v Speaker 1>details about the convention from what she told me. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I think it's fascinating, okay, But for you, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not always sexual, That's what I'm saying. But for you, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever was quite sexual, and it was quite freaky and

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit you're freaking from me, And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if we go out, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>him try to, you know, put me in some body.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to be a little panda bear. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I doesn't want us to escalate into anything that I

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<v Speaker 1>was not comfortable with. So I just decided that I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't called Carlin Bay Well, I'm sorry. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like escalating things, but I have to escalate

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation just a little bit. And let you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Darren has actually been on the other line listening and

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<v Speaker 1>he heard everything that she said. Why would I set

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<v Speaker 1>me up? I'm sorry? He was desperate, Darren, take off

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<v Speaker 1>your giant squirrel head. Are you still there? Oh my gosh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I am still here. I am. Did you hear what

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<v Speaker 1>Billissa said? Why she's freaked out? I did? I'm I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually forgot that I even brought that up. It

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<v Speaker 1>was not even a thing at me. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>like a silly little you know, wingman date kind of

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<v Speaker 1>experienced similar to this, like renfair thing wingmanned at a

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<v Speaker 1>furry convention too fine. It was not pitched to me

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<v Speaker 1>as a furry festival. It was pitched to me as

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<v Speaker 1>like an animal costume thing. I mean, honestly, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>was curious and there were some really interesting behaviors going on,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just sort of a fly on the wall, bliss.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you listening to him? I mean, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like he went to this thing once he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see what it's about, check it out. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's gonna put you in a puppy

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<v Speaker 1>costume many times soon. Yeah, I could have overreact. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>google what had been doing that though? It's but Darren,

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<v Speaker 1>did you participate? I know you were a wing man,

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<v Speaker 1>but did you participate in any of the extracurriculum? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, the adult stuff. Yeah. I get what you're asking, Melissa,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm so embarrassed that I have to answer this.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, no, I did not participate. I watched some

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<v Speaker 1>interesting stuff go on, but I did not do any

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Okay, didn't I think that's cool, Melissa. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think just watching people do weird stuff is maybe worse?

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<v Speaker 1>Just participate, guys, I don't. Okay, Okay, like a squirrel

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<v Speaker 1>people watch it is okay, But you know that's different.

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<v Speaker 1>Though at least it didn't wing men at Browny. Con'd

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<v Speaker 1>be a different story. Maybe I still do have him

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<v Speaker 1>with that. Okay, I don't even know what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>What does cost? Don't google anything anymore? You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe it. I'm you all, let me know that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a square. This is terrible. We'll hold on, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we maybe we can round you out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we want to offer to send you on another

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<v Speaker 1>date with Darren and we'll pay for it. Doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be to any convention, maybe just a normal dinner

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<v Speaker 1>date that might be a better like recent. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can start by wearing a wig and then we'll build

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<v Speaker 1>up to like more and more of a costume to Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Darren loves it as long as he wins. One yo. Congratulations, Darren,

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<v Speaker 1>you got your second date. We did it. Thank you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate it. Melissa, you won't be disappointed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't be disappointed until he takes off the giraffe costume.

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