Speaker 1: I got shows coming up, people, and I really want
Speaker 1: to see you there. So let me give you some
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Speaker 1: From August seven, and that's this Friday and Saturday, I'll
Speaker 1: be in West Palm Beach, Florida at the Improv. On
Speaker 1: September seventeen, I'm doing a very special performance at the
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Speaker 1: which has very recently sold out. So I just want
Speaker 1: to tell you that let toot my own horn again.
Speaker 1: From September two to the fourth, that's two, three four,
Speaker 1: I'll be in pleasant in California at Tommy Teas and
Speaker 1: four September and September you can see me in Phoenix,
Speaker 1: Arizona at Stand Up Live. More shows are always being
Speaker 1: at it, so just keep checking Russell Peters dot com
Speaker 1: for updates now please, and Julie is show alright. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to Culturally Canceled with Russell Peters. And here's how
Speaker 1: free flow we go. I burped while I was saying
Speaker 1: my name, yet stopped myself in burp ing, but didn't
Speaker 1: stop to re record the beginning of the intro because
Speaker 1: that's just how real we keep it on culturally canceled. Today.
Speaker 1: Sitting with me is uh my good friend, um my
Speaker 1: cigar um brother who comes to smokes with me and
Speaker 1: hangs out here at the crib. Uh my dear friend
Speaker 1: Antonio the Cuban cigar smokers with us today, and he's
Speaker 1: also actually a Cuban. So I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: the Cuban Cuban illegal or illegal. Okay, yes, yes he's legal. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's if he smokes Cuban cigars,
Speaker 1: if he's just a Cuban cigar smoker. So that's we'll
Speaker 1: debate this shortly. Um. Beside next to him is uh,
Speaker 1: a comic friend of mine who's open for me in
Speaker 1: the past, very funny dude. Uh, he's a little too
Speaker 1: good looking for comedy and it bothers people, but his
Speaker 1: girlfriend has a crush on me, so that's fine. Please
Speaker 1: welcome Rob Gordon hated here and NFL's first openly gay player.
Speaker 1: Just just kidding. He's not open about it. It's still
Speaker 1: a secret. But it's uh my my my dear friend
Speaker 1: who plays um who plays the sport that I'm man.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I can't stand it.
Speaker 1: But um, but he's a great guy and he's here today.
Speaker 1: My good friend, Uh, what was your position? He played football?
Speaker 1: That's right, he played football, played in the NFL. My
Speaker 1: friend Vernon Davis is here, Yeah, and we're sitting in
Speaker 1: the backyard. Were actually all having a cigar? Um, we
Speaker 1: would have started an hour and a half ago, and
Speaker 1: Rip Hamilton's was actually here to do the podcast too,
Speaker 1: But Vernon, in true football fashion, took way longer than
Speaker 1: he needed to to actually make something happen, just like
Speaker 1: fucking football. Um, eleven minutes of play, three and a
Speaker 1: half hours to watch. How the hell do you get hurt? Oh?
Speaker 1: Four seconds? My helmet? You know what position do you play? Vernon?
Speaker 1: For real? Tight end? Hey? Yeah, they a lot of
Speaker 1: money to just say that I'm a tight end. So Vernon,
Speaker 1: Rob and Antonio have something in common. They'll have d
Speaker 1: C and common, don't you. Yeah? Yeah, like Antonio's Antonio, Antonio,
Speaker 1: do you have an interesting story? You're born? Where? I
Speaker 1: was born in New York? Okay, born in New York.
Speaker 1: And then when I was full Uh my mom, you know,
Speaker 1: did the regular breaking up with dad's story? Was it really? Mama?
Speaker 1: Broke up a dad or I mean, that's it's going
Speaker 1: to be a difference. I mean it's always did you
Speaker 1: ask your dad? Did you ever ask him? I never
Speaker 1: asked my dad again. I saw him again. We we
Speaker 1: went back and moved back with so she she couldn't
Speaker 1: go back to Cuba, so we end up on to
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico. No, he was Sicilian. Oh you see you
Speaker 1: hide all this stuff, you know I was waiting for.
Speaker 1: And then uh they were Antonio the parmesan, and then uh,
Speaker 1: then after I graduated from high school, then I moved
Speaker 1: back to New York. Wait, wait, wait, where do you
Speaker 1: go to high school in Puerto Rico? And did you
Speaker 1: go to grade school there too? Everything? Yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: he talks like, well, yeah, no, his accents confusing because
Speaker 1: but then I went back to New York and I
Speaker 1: was in New York for a while. How long? I
Speaker 1: was in New York for six years? And then my
Speaker 1: mom said, yeah, you just can't be the bum that
Speaker 1: you're about to be, so go to college. I got
Speaker 1: hooked up with a scholarship to go to the Great
Speaker 1: Buie State University playing basketball. And then when I got
Speaker 1: down there, typical black school. They trick you and you
Speaker 1: gotta play two sports. What was your second football? Did
Speaker 1: you really play football? Yeah? Offensive to It was the
Speaker 1: worst experience of my life. Worse. People don't understand. People
Speaker 1: think because you big, you do a sport. I never
Speaker 1: played football before. I didn't even know how to put
Speaker 1: my shoulder pads on. And when I went out there,
Speaker 1: they saw red meat. They just kick my ass. I
Speaker 1: mean every practice, every practice. But it was that or
Speaker 1: quick and I'm not in the business of quitting, So
Speaker 1: I stayed. I played ball. Then when I got hurt,
Speaker 1: I did TV for the station. From there, I got
Speaker 1: a gig and doing Ready n DC. So I started
Speaker 1: doing Ready in Washington, d C. And then I did
Speaker 1: Ready to two thousand fourteen. He was in that for
Speaker 1: a minute, like eleven years. You don't know how to
Speaker 1: count through you though, whatever education, Hey, you were in
Speaker 1: it for a long time that I can't do quickly whatever.
Speaker 1: One years getting better. He's better than eleven years. It's
Speaker 1: much better. I don't know why those numbers just fumbled
Speaker 1: in my head. I'm kind of like a football player.
Speaker 1: Jesus Vernon was right. I don't know why made Vernon's
Speaker 1: own like it was a slaver and then hit me
Speaker 1: on the head. But listen through that, through those twenty
Speaker 1: one years, I had the pleasure to meet in Vernon.
Speaker 1: First before I met Rob and Um, Vernon was a
Speaker 1: guy that you know from from the area, from the
Speaker 1: d m V and he always used to do things
Speaker 1: in the community. And you know, I used to host
Speaker 1: like the top parties in in d C and we
Speaker 1: hanged out. Then I used to see Rob when he
Speaker 1: was mad young. You know is mad young? I'm young.
Speaker 1: He either had muscles, yeah, the v had no go chain.
Speaker 1: He just had a we all want T shirt. And
Speaker 1: that was DC. They say we are one of old days.
Speaker 1: It's so bad. It's a d C thing. But and
Speaker 1: we became friends and and here we are. But we
Speaker 1: became friends separately. Like I didn't know that Rob Vernon.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just being in the right place with
Speaker 1: the right guys. And these guys are Vernon know he
Speaker 1: was Antonio. Then they don't know my government name, They
Speaker 1: don't know my government. Know who knew your government was
Speaker 1: rash Raschi? My government, they RiPP knows my I mean
Speaker 1: my government because I have to give it. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to blow it up on here. We're just called
Speaker 1: and listen. You can say it, but we're gonna take
Speaker 1: it out of the podcast. Sitting upside me leave it in,
Speaker 1: keep it in court. That's sorry of my life? Is
Speaker 1: that you showing? And then we got a picture of
Speaker 1: Urning up there showing the rock how to get busy
Speaker 1: with the with the muscles? That was the rock looks
Speaker 1: small in that picture compared to he lost some weight
Speaker 1: for that movie bay Watch? Oh was that bay Watch?
Speaker 1: A small? Same? Basketball? Saying wrong sport quick, he's got
Speaker 1: the ball? Tackle him? What you know? My manager, PAULI,
Speaker 1: that's here? Whose phone? I'm sure we'll go off at
Speaker 1: some point during the podcast, but he is the most
Speaker 1: injury prone basketball player. You're saying in your life every time,
Speaker 1: saying like, Paul, why are you limping? Basketball? Hey? Why
Speaker 1: you got a black eye? Basketball? Basketball? Who you played
Speaker 1: with the guys that Compton? They beat us? It's gone happen.
Speaker 1: How about me and I going? You did when you
Speaker 1: come down? You didn't punch him in his mouth? Na,
Speaker 1: It's just basketball. That's why. That's the problem basketball. You
Speaker 1: need to punch each other in the myth prison more.
Speaker 1: Now we all know each other from d c um
Speaker 1: Cuban was in my error. I don't know. He was
Speaker 1: a huge radio guy. I mean now he's just a
Speaker 1: huge guy. I promised I die tomorrow. Well know, I
Speaker 1: seen you were bigger before. I was way bigger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was at one point, I was three sixty five.
Speaker 1: But then every day the year. Uh but then, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're doing radio don't matter. When you're sexy, it
Speaker 1: don't matter. Yeah, sexy. And you were three pounds with
Speaker 1: the Janet's gap in your teeth back then too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You just remember just seeing you show me pigs. I go,
Speaker 1: goddamn son, did you just used to wedges to guard
Speaker 1: in there and talk to people? Hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: shout out to my dentist, Dr Montoya, Colombia and Colombia.
Speaker 1: I know that guy. He's in Columbia. Oh yeah, everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's popular guy. He's popular guy. That's my I need
Speaker 1: to get his number. Yeah, I got you a guy.
Speaker 1: I got a guy in Vegas who's much cheaper, closer. No,
Speaker 1: but which is a better trip? I know. But if
Speaker 1: you have a problem with your teeth, you want to
Speaker 1: go to lem Like if something goes wrong with your porcelains,
Speaker 1: you know, I got it. I got it. I got it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Talk about my weight, I mean about your teeth? Wow,
Speaker 1: what happened to burn his teeth? I just said, he's
Speaker 1: going to see my guy. He's not going to see
Speaker 1: the guy. He's going to Columbia VDS. Going there to
Speaker 1: get some VD. You know what I was in college?
Speaker 1: Every time I walked used to ride the sidewalk. There's
Speaker 1: no cure for VD, just for you see. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? That? Does that mean you're good? Huh? Does
Speaker 1: that mean you're good? What you mean? That was pretty good?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I literally don't get to
Speaker 1: the NFL not doing I don't know. Honestly, I'm jumping there. Honestly,
Speaker 1: running was the best thing to come up with. Listen,
Speaker 1: here's the thing about Washington, d C. You can now
Speaker 1: being entertainment in any sports entertainment and not be good.
Speaker 1: You can't go back to that city. First of all,
Speaker 1: you can you can't start in our city because people
Speaker 1: are gonna pay for your city to the end. Huh
Speaker 1: did you play for DZ Yeah, yeah, for d C. Listen, man,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I know about football. Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: My brother in lawn is here so he could help
Speaker 1: me ship for you helping you at all? You over
Speaker 1: here sinking. No, I'm not thinking. I don't know. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Strongest student in the university. What does that mean? What
Speaker 1: does that mean? The strongest, the most weights, the most ways.
Speaker 1: No Maryland has it. They hasn't They have like this
Speaker 1: chart where and they and they how they do it.
Speaker 1: They measure. It's about when you do a squad bench
Speaker 1: press dead left, like when you reached down and pull
Speaker 1: it up, and they measure it and they, you know,
Speaker 1: give me your stats. Man. I can't remember this guy
Speaker 1: was the superstar real seventeen years ago. I can remember.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this, maybe the strongest, but he
Speaker 1: sure ain't the sharpest. I'm gonna tell you that he
Speaker 1: was the best football player to come out of our city.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that he started to words. Rayllan was
Speaker 1: the name the Miami Boy. But I tell you why,
Speaker 1: because you know, I don't listen. I know, like I
Speaker 1: know a lot of you guys, a lot of these
Speaker 1: athlete guys, but I don't because I'm not a team
Speaker 1: sports guy. I don't know anything about your sport or
Speaker 1: what you did. I know. If I hang out with you,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, he's a cool guy, like this guy
Speaker 1: you know, and and it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: you being an Athlete's like, oh, you're cool guy. You
Speaker 1: like smokes of cars. That smokes of cars. Look, Rob
Speaker 1: can't do ship for any of us, but he's here.
Speaker 1: Um Rob is like tits on a bulloys, know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But but he's a great kid, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So, so is that any particular reason
Speaker 1: why you never got into any sports? You know? I
Speaker 1: don't because I got bullied when I was a kid
Speaker 1: A lot and a lot and a lot of the
Speaker 1: guys that bullied me. And when we got to high school,
Speaker 1: they all played team sports and I was like, fuck
Speaker 1: your little team sports. And then I started boxing and
Speaker 1: none of those pussies ever said shipped to me. After that.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I see how you guys are. Okay,
Speaker 1: when you're the gathering, you're tough guys, and your tough
Speaker 1: guys And I'm like, what about now, problem broblem I'm like,
Speaker 1: I thought, so, um, so you boxed through high school? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well after eleventh grade on, So did you beat any
Speaker 1: of those bullies? And they wouldn't even come near me.
Speaker 1: You got bullied and didn't bully back the bully. Now,
Speaker 1: but if somebody said some ship to me, I wasn't
Speaker 1: like it was. It was like, oh, that's just I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even argue like pop good night. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be the man that you are today if it
Speaker 1: wasn't for the bullies. That's true, that's true. But so
Speaker 1: I looked at it and I go, Okay, well, fuck
Speaker 1: those guys and suck their sports. And fuck those guys
Speaker 1: and suck their sport. So basketball, football, hockey, whatever, I
Speaker 1: was like, funk at all. I don't care baseball, everything,
Speaker 1: all of it, because I was like, hey, they all
Speaker 1: have this like in my head, it was like y'all
Speaker 1: have this like gang mentality. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: fuck you guys. And and then I meet the guys,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, nice guy. But but I like to
Speaker 1: meet guys after they retired. But the funny part is
Speaker 1: reality is that when you play sports, like when you
Speaker 1: even when you you in college, you'll be like you're
Speaker 1: the biggest fraternity days on the yard. You're the biggest gang.
Speaker 1: Nobody should be mess with. You should always be together.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a unity thing. It's it's
Speaker 1: a theme that see now for and we're guys in
Speaker 1: in combat sports. We don't care about that because they're like,
Speaker 1: we're like, all right, well what are you about? What
Speaker 1: about you on your own? Where you at? On you
Speaker 1: when you're alone? What are you? And because as I
Speaker 1: look at it, didn't what I'm doing jiu jitsu, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: it's up to me if I'm gonna get killed in there,
Speaker 1: it's up to me. It's even I'm gonna tap or
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get tapped. It's one on one. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know so uh so, But I always look at it
Speaker 1: like that. But you know so, that's why I don't
Speaker 1: know the team sports or anything. A bottom times have
Speaker 1: you been tapped? Oh? When you're training, you get tapped
Speaker 1: all the time. If you don't get tapped, you're gonna
Speaker 1: break your arm or you're gonna go to sleep. You
Speaker 1: brom No, no, no, I did have it one time
Speaker 1: a long time ago. Would you break I didn't break ship.
Speaker 1: I got cranked, cranked, it got cranked. I could hearing
Speaker 1: problems and you can hear going, do you have any
Speaker 1: problems at all? Like no, not anymore. This was like
Speaker 1: when it was the right one is what I used
Speaker 1: set up? And what's going on with you learning? What's
Speaker 1: going on? What's uh? I mean? You know it goes
Speaker 1: the rocket is four sixty? There you lifted four d
Speaker 1: sixty pounds? No sixty pounds. Well, let's say tight end
Speaker 1: in bench four six three bench personnel. Oh that's a lie.
Speaker 1: Did you just type that? That's it? That's it, record man, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Yeah, sixty's got to take. I could see.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I could see things. Yeah, yeah, right played,
Speaker 1: let me say, let me see, let me see hold on,
Speaker 1: that's correct. Yeah, that's correct. That's right. Right, that is correct,
Speaker 1: that's right. And the forty yard dead for for one. Listen,
Speaker 1: do you want to weight or do you want the speed?
Speaker 1: At this point? Just take the strength. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: the true story about this, right. So I used to
Speaker 1: play football. We used to work out together. What did
Speaker 1: you played football? College? Don't him at the university's pretty good?
Speaker 1: Figured he would be good. Like you're running guy, right,
Speaker 1: So I'm figured run with the ball because he's the
Speaker 1: same size of the ball. And oh my god, my god,
Speaker 1: but look you russe keep that there so true story.
Speaker 1: We're on the track. We gotta trainer. His name is
Speaker 1: Myra fly Shot of the Mara, and we're doing one fifties,
Speaker 1: so we're all on the curve and one fifties half
Speaker 1: the curve and all of the straight. So when y'all
Speaker 1: start off, neck and neck, everybody's on the same line,
Speaker 1: same same sphere. Mara says, set go, Vernon takes off.
Speaker 1: By the time we got to the end of the
Speaker 1: fifty curve, Vernon was halfway down the street. I said,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this Nick is a horse. And he
Speaker 1: he gets to the Finnish pause before everybody else. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: this he's different. And at that point we all knew
Speaker 1: that Vernon was going far, far far far was in college.
Speaker 1: This was in college. Now you might have been in
Speaker 1: like two years in the league at that point in
Speaker 1: the league. That's it was crazy. It was ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: we was all fat, like everybody was fast, but he
Speaker 1: was a different kind of fast. At one point he
Speaker 1: was the forty nine is for sure San Francisco, not
Speaker 1: even sure. That's that's my that's my brother in law,
Speaker 1: Jeremy's team. That's Read and Gold bad man. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the greatest part it's that he maintained himself humble every time.
Speaker 1: Him and his brother v all the time. That's brother
Speaker 1: was in Joe to see Davante swing. Now I forgot
Speaker 1: how we got into this was I was were talking
Speaker 1: about Vernon and what he did. You know, what I
Speaker 1: was saying was, yeah, so you know, like this guy's
Speaker 1: like him. And then and Royce Clayton new comes and
Speaker 1: hangs out with me. Royce played baseball and he won
Speaker 1: a World Series and Vernon played the football. And you
Speaker 1: wanna what did you win a Super Bowl? How many
Speaker 1: played in it? Twice with one one? Were you in
Speaker 1: it when the forty Niners lost? When we when the
Speaker 1: lights went out Beyonce performance, I don't know. I never
Speaker 1: watched them. Yeah, how almost one. Let me ask you
Speaker 1: this question when when when the lights went out? What
Speaker 1: was going through? I'm like, because they're out in the room, man,
Speaker 1: we were in the locker room so long in the dark. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because the lights went out, they said Beyonce the lights
Speaker 1: right after it was performance? Where was this to almost
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. I would have took a nap.
Speaker 1: Actually always played bottom on That's the first time that
Speaker 1: two brothers was coaching in the Super Bowls. Yeah, that's yeah,
Speaker 1: they say, they say ray Lewis ran through the the
Speaker 1: little thing he'd want to do the power. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why her Lewis like twenty something years ago in Toronto
Speaker 1: when he first got signed to the Baltimores in the
Speaker 1: Baltimore is the team there, he was like he had
Speaker 1: just gotten signed. He was like a big deal to
Speaker 1: right when he got signed it was like seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was in Toronto when I met him from
Speaker 1: Dave Brown, you know Dave Brown, Dave Brown, Jamie Foxx's guy,
Speaker 1: Dave Brown. And then uh, I was at an Oscar
Speaker 1: party like two years ago and I see Dave there
Speaker 1: and ray Lewis is there. And then Dave goes, hey,
Speaker 1: it was you know Ray And I go hey, man,
Speaker 1: I go, hey, wait did we hang out in Toronto?
Speaker 1: Like should? Yeah? I remember he was like, hey, what's happened?
Speaker 1: I what are you doing? Now? I go, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm retired to go oh yeah, so you were playing football? Right?
Speaker 1: And then now here's the thing, because I don't pay
Speaker 1: attention to that, well, I made a joke that I
Speaker 1: didn't know wouldn't be fine. What did you say? I said,
Speaker 1: what are you doing now? And you know I'm a
Speaker 1: comic and he goes, I'm getting into acting. I go, well,
Speaker 1: it's you'll be great man. All you gotta do is
Speaker 1: just don't kill any white women. Oh, because I was
Speaker 1: making an O. J. Simpson joke, but I didn't know
Speaker 1: about that murdership that had happened on the other side
Speaker 1: of that. And he gave me the weirdest look, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy on like jokes. I didn't
Speaker 1: know about the history behind what I was saying. He
Speaker 1: definitely one. Yeah right. If you ever hear this, I apologize.
Speaker 1: It was I didn't know about that way after don't
Speaker 1: him And when I pat him on the back, it's
Speaker 1: like patting a brick wall. That motherfucker was strong, just
Speaker 1: like you're like, God, what is it You're wearing a
Speaker 1: bulletproof vest under there? He was incredible. He was He
Speaker 1: was superspers was special. Man for special. Patrick Willis was special,
Speaker 1: but Lewis was put Patrick Willis. He was so big.
Speaker 1: I mean he was able to run, he could move
Speaker 1: side to side. Man he had he was amazing. He
Speaker 1: had to do with you all the time too. No
Speaker 1: he didn't. He didn't have to check me or anything
Speaker 1: like that. Did he only put like corners and did
Speaker 1: he ever hit you corners and safeties on? Yeah? He
Speaker 1: had me before hard. I can still feel it. Yeah, leis,
Speaker 1: what's the hardest hit you ever got? Camp Chancellor? Knock
Speaker 1: you out? I want you. I can show it to
Speaker 1: you all real quick. Pull it up and guess what.
Speaker 1: I didn't hit me this hard, that hard. Well became
Speaker 1: best friend. I respect from him. Camp beat him like
Speaker 1: two trains running. Oh man. Yeah, it's like a fight
Speaker 1: the fight game. Then you fight somebody you talked ship
Speaker 1: before the minute you fight each other. Go, I respect
Speaker 1: all right? Wife? His wife is a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: his wife's best friends with your girl, the best with Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Tiffany is the best friends with my with my lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah huh. Interesting fact about Rob's lady. She has a
Speaker 1: crush on. Let's watch the clip which one of you? Damn, God, damn,
Speaker 1: what would you think? He's the one that got hit
Speaker 1: about Eddie Russell. He's the guy that got hit. Damn?
Speaker 1: What about you said? What was I thinking? I was like,
Speaker 1: what train station? Is this? Why? Fruit? Malee station doors closing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know where. I know he hit me closing,
Speaker 1: but it looked like he knocked himself. Stop next time,
Speaker 1: damn ship you on the ball. You got one job.
Speaker 1: Job yes time After that, I got I got t
Speaker 1: t watching that watching Now I could just sit it watching.
Speaker 1: That's why I love that bast for that footballball. They
Speaker 1: everybody Kaebeck, I forget about him. Set me up. Was
Speaker 1: he on your team cabinet? Was he a good guy?
Speaker 1: He was a good guy? No, he was. He was
Speaker 1: a good guy. He was. No, he was a good guy. No,
Speaker 1: sis he was a good guy like Kaepernick. He um,
Speaker 1: he was. I think he was a good when he
Speaker 1: came on. He was so eager to play when Alex
Speaker 1: Smith was in. I mean he just wanted to play
Speaker 1: so bad man. And then when I left, that's when
Speaker 1: the whole thing came about, when he was taking a
Speaker 1: knee and all that stuff. So yeah, I wasn't there
Speaker 1: for all that. So if you I just left, they
Speaker 1: just traded me. If you would have been there, you
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Speaker 1: If I would have taken a knee, I probably would
Speaker 1: have went inside, because you know, they said you go
Speaker 1: inside or you can take a knee, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But it started with him sitting down, So
Speaker 1: it started with him doing putting the fist up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny how how mad people got about that. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I know, and I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: all he was doing was protesting police brutality. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not like he said fun America just said hey up, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little sucked up. How it started though, when
Speaker 1: when he put the fist up everybody. They've got the message. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was like I got the message. You don't
Speaker 1: have to do it like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Then he started taking a knee, So it was just
Speaker 1: like it's really you know, made a lot of people upset,
Speaker 1: especially people who you know who big on the flag
Speaker 1: and all about you know what. Yeah, but you gotta understand,
Speaker 1: like that's what I'm Canadians. So we watch Americans very
Speaker 1: differently than you guys watch yourselves. Um, so Americans will
Speaker 1: see it as well. You know, there's people big on
Speaker 1: the flag and there's you know, we get it. And
Speaker 1: as everyone outside of America looks at American goes, you're
Speaker 1: all fucking flag crazy. That's how we look at he goes,
Speaker 1: because you're all flagging gun crazy. That's got Flaggun in Jesus,
Speaker 1: that's what like, that's what Americans look. Welcome to America, flags,
Speaker 1: guns in Jesus. That's g J. It doesn't matter anyway
Speaker 1: you are in the world outside up the USA, you
Speaker 1: look at you look at it the same way like
Speaker 1: at the United States, totally different than he was part
Speaker 1: of it. He was part of the United States, and
Speaker 1: we still look at it different. How did over the well,
Speaker 1: first of all, we we was like a market has
Speaker 1: to be the greatest thing ever, you know, in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: The funny product that somebody was coming to the United States,
Speaker 1: that could be coming to they could go into Idaho
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, I'm going to New York, like
Speaker 1: the first thing. Everybody liberty and we just look at
Speaker 1: we just look at the United States as a powerhouse,
Speaker 1: as as they could go anywhere and beat everybody up.
Speaker 1: And it's okay, No, we don't look at it like that.
Speaker 1: We look at it like we all admire the United States,
Speaker 1: but we also get embarrassed by them a lot, and
Speaker 1: we all want to and what's kind of like we
Speaker 1: all want to be the United States, but we don't
Speaker 1: want the same problems you guys have forgot him. Our
Speaker 1: guns big in Canada, the same size. No, they have
Speaker 1: guns in Canada, they just don't have bullets, so it's
Speaker 1: harder to shoot people. It's you got a lot of
Speaker 1: dry by insults. Oh yeah, that's all your last year's
Speaker 1: lost me maybe, No, I mean in Toronto. I think
Speaker 1: there's a gun problem now, isn't there. That's the problem
Speaker 1: is we start following the wrong parts of America where
Speaker 1: should be like taking the good parts where you make
Speaker 1: lots of money and you do good things, you know,
Speaker 1: but we're taking all the dumb ship. But get free healthcare, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool here. Yeah, you could stub your toe
Speaker 1: and go to the doctor really like they would have
Speaker 1: taken care of concussion for free. Oh yeah, does the
Speaker 1: NFL give you health care? You get it, and you
Speaker 1: get last five years at post for time five years
Speaker 1: starting to set in. That's why, that's why c D
Speaker 1: is at an all time goddamn high. That's funked up,
Speaker 1: crazy man. You know what, if you file for workers
Speaker 1: they make you like record. So when I was playing,
Speaker 1: I would I would record every little injury, like a finger,
Speaker 1: if I bent the finger, if I hit my knee,
Speaker 1: I put it. I documented. They say you documented. So
Speaker 1: when you retire, you file for workers camp and now
Speaker 1: guess what those entries that you had free for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life to go to the doctor, but
Speaker 1: you got to record it. But did you record that one?
Speaker 1: I documented that? I documented that? Yeah, absolutely, for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. For the things that I that
Speaker 1: I documented, my finger, my told my hip, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, my elbow, my neck. You should just
Speaker 1: make ship up that you think is gonna happen later.
Speaker 1: Se from rectile of this function, free for acre for life.
Speaker 1: Take the fris shot. Because you don't follow football. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this one thing is special about this dude.
Speaker 1: He never ever had a major injury ever other than
Speaker 1: that hit. I don't know about that, but he may.
Speaker 1: I never had surgery. Oh no, I never broke ship,
Speaker 1: never broke never never. That's impressive, Tit's I was big
Speaker 1: on taking here of my body. Phenomenal. I get three
Speaker 1: massages a week, all happy end. No no, no regular
Speaker 1: massage for the professional one not not if I'm doing
Speaker 1: it right. Why were you massage? Not the one? Take
Speaker 1: that out? He didn't leave it. You know what he's
Speaker 1: saying is when he was massage running, would take that
Speaker 1: where yeah yeah yeah yeah, Antonio. No the ball boards man,
Speaker 1: the ball boy? You know, were you a ball boy? Oh?
Speaker 1: The Steeler? Come on, show verting your techniques. Just grabbite balls.
Speaker 1: Don't check the technique. So where's your super Bowl ringer? Rolinsenburger.
Speaker 1: You know, I just put it up, never wear it.
Speaker 1: So it's huge, man, huh, okay, you want to fucking
Speaker 1: championship ring. I'd be wearing that mother every guy day.
Speaker 1: I'd be showering with it. What's that in your ring soap?
Speaker 1: It's just some soap. Soap had a shower and soap
Speaker 1: cut in it. Even fucking royst I'm like, where's your
Speaker 1: where's your world series? And that's at home? Can you
Speaker 1: bring it over one day? They're only were when they
Speaker 1: doing like public speaking. No, Dave Justice was ringing when
Speaker 1: I saw him. There is that? The team is that?
Speaker 1: The horses? Oh yeah, they're good. How was good? You
Speaker 1: said that? You said the horses? You don't know speaking
Speaker 1: of broncos. Oh j um uh, this is good. Hey,
Speaker 1: Rob Drone, it's pretty good. That said nice once you
Speaker 1: got n that's the Padrone kid gave it to me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember I took Antonio with me to this cigar um
Speaker 1: by default. Now I wanted you there. I did want
Speaker 1: there's some other people. It was you, me, Bentley and Angelo.
Speaker 1: That's that's exactly who I wanted to go with. And
Speaker 1: uh we had a great time. But Antonio smart because
Speaker 1: he knows when to turn on the Spanish and I'll
Speaker 1: give him a look I'd like, and you go, no, no,
Speaker 1: but yeah, and then he goes, So we went to
Speaker 1: the Padrone booth because somebody said, hey, the uh the
Speaker 1: son of Padrone is a big fanny oars. They said okay,
Speaker 1: So walked over to the Padrone booth and acted like
Speaker 1: I'm looking around. I'm like Scars, hey, Russell Peters and
Speaker 1: the girl comes at. His fiance comes out, goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, my boyfriend and I are such huge fans.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I didn't know. And then and
Speaker 1: then goes, oh my god, yeah, and I go, oh cool,
Speaker 1: what do you guys doing. What do you guys got here? Oh,
Speaker 1: let me give you something, And I'm like and then
Speaker 1: and then Antonio wats and I go, hey, this guy's Cuban.
Speaker 1: He goes there, here you go. And then then then
Speaker 1: he walked out with the gang, and then the other
Speaker 1: guys with me. Those those top companies don't want to
Speaker 1: give more than one out. Yeah, and I was a
Speaker 1: lot of money. I hit him with the Spanish. You
Speaker 1: want him, want him, and most of the time will
Speaker 1: know you were smart. You hit him with the Spanish,
Speaker 1: and you told him about your TV show, and then
Speaker 1: you showed him the trailer exactly exactly. That's why I
Speaker 1: was teeing it up for you there. That's how you do.
Speaker 1: He set it out down. You ever smoked one of
Speaker 1: those nubs that we got that day? I got one
Speaker 1: if you want to try. It's like this big, but
Speaker 1: it's like this fucking fast. Is that from? That's the place? Yeah, said,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good smoke. Thow you had one yet? I
Speaker 1: had one there that day, but it was taken forever.
Speaker 1: I'll take one. Yeah, I'll give you one, hey, PAULI
Speaker 1: on the drawer over because Russell, really you've been smoking
Speaker 1: really yeah, yeah, you're you're in a bit now. And
Speaker 1: because he is only smoked once and once a while
Speaker 1: every once in a while, very rarely. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, you had a humid on my old house.
Speaker 1: It came at the house and and I would keep
Speaker 1: it stocked for like Angelo, my buddy, and you know Angelo.
Speaker 1: And then and then he started coming over in d
Speaker 1: L and Cedric and all the cigar smokers started coming with.
Speaker 1: I started stocking it more and then they'd come over,
Speaker 1: we don't hang out, have a great time. And then
Speaker 1: they were like, you're having a smoke and go now
Speaker 1: you guys, go ahead. And then what night I had
Speaker 1: one and it really relaxed me, and I was like, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah. It's like that was smoking him
Speaker 1: just to smoke him to look like a dick. Really,
Speaker 1: I was looking like a dick. I was like, I
Speaker 1: only smoked this. You can tell when somebody's not smoking.
Speaker 1: And they're like, that's what I'm doing. And the funny
Speaker 1: part is that all the owners of these major companies,
Speaker 1: they just love Russell and they just want to give
Speaker 1: him a thousand sticks every time they see him, the biggest,
Speaker 1: biggest here in America. Fifteen years. You said, you just
Speaker 1: moved in this house since October be hidden Hills made
Speaker 1: you moved Hills. Uh, COVID kicked me in the ass. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was spending way more than I was. I wasn't
Speaker 1: making anything, and my account was like, I see, I'm
Speaker 1: on the guys. I'm not too proud to ever say
Speaker 1: what happens in my life though. I was hemorrhaging money,
Speaker 1: like my bills were at like a hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month or something like that. Can I
Speaker 1: get alone? Can you leave me alone? Yeah? No, now
Speaker 1: So I just downsized and I sold everything. I got
Speaker 1: rid of everything. Yeah, now I mcdown No, wow, Yeah
Speaker 1: I was. I was. I was literally sucking myself every month.
Speaker 1: I was just literally like whatever money I had, whatever
Speaker 1: money I had saved gone. It got desperate. So I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, you my friend, have a drive.
Speaker 1: Oh you're always going to win. Yeah. No, down, You'll
Speaker 1: get back up. Yeah, because I'm like, I'm You're not
Speaker 1: gonna keep me down, but I'm not afraid to take
Speaker 1: an out. That's how you take the helu and then
Speaker 1: you figure out what you did wrong and then don't
Speaker 1: do that again. Because in my career, I one of
Speaker 1: the biggest mistakes is not talking in the micro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a huge mistake. So I lost. What did I lose?
Speaker 1: I lose. I lost six hundred and seventy thousand. I
Speaker 1: was invested in the casino. Oh yeah, the house A
Speaker 1: bunch of athletes. I mean, I mean there was million
Speaker 1: dollars and was always make conservative. You know, I didn't
Speaker 1: believe in putting the tons of money in anything. Who
Speaker 1: convinced you to do that? Because this financial advisor they
Speaker 1: always get people. A lot of athletes get caught up
Speaker 1: like with the with the real estate thing. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of athletes that once two thousand and eight came,
Speaker 1: they just went totally broken because they were buying twenty
Speaker 1: houses and there was being advised to spend money in
Speaker 1: this and that, and then it was like upside down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I learned. What you know will help you,
Speaker 1: what you don't know will hurt you. And that's what
Speaker 1: that's the problem with. Most athletes rely on their financial advisors,
Speaker 1: who are who they shouldn't rely on because they only
Speaker 1: know about passive. They only know about stocks and bonds
Speaker 1: right right, the paper assets. They don't know about going
Speaker 1: out and buying being coming to franchise e or investing
Speaker 1: in Yeah. I want to know who advised Magic Johnson
Speaker 1: because that guy did it right here right, and that
Speaker 1: did it right. Yeah, But I think it wasn't their
Speaker 1: financial advisors. When I when I listened to Shock, it's
Speaker 1: like he gets in conversations with people. Rip Rip does
Speaker 1: that a lot too, though if he ever makes it
Speaker 1: over here um is that he would sit down with
Speaker 1: people that that's not in his field or or that
Speaker 1: it really in the field that they're successful, and just
Speaker 1: have conversations you know, and how did you get your money?
Speaker 1: And I figure's the smartest thing to do and all
Speaker 1: of that. Though I don't know what it is in
Speaker 1: sports because I figured you guys would all talk because
Speaker 1: you're all making big loads of money. But even if
Speaker 1: you talk, it's still like some guys want the information.
Speaker 1: Some guys like what Rick did, Rip did. I did
Speaker 1: the same thing. I got with guys who were not
Speaker 1: football players, but guys that I can learn from. And
Speaker 1: then I started making great investments, Like my first investment
Speaker 1: was Crave Jerky. We sold the Hersheys with million. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm supposed to do. You learn and you
Speaker 1: get into the circle of people who are doing it
Speaker 1: the right way, like right now, you know circle great energy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Somebody and you've got some
Speaker 1: good guaranteed money in your contracts, right yeah. I had
Speaker 1: two contracts. They're pretty good. Some of the best advices
Speaker 1: that that's over time though, right what let's just let's
Speaker 1: just throw the number out of their thirty millions. So
Speaker 1: you're getting thirty million dollars up for the year that's
Speaker 1: in five so each contract, so my first contract was
Speaker 1: five years. The next one after that that those five years.
Speaker 1: That five years was the five year period was up.
Speaker 1: Then I signed another one for another five years, and
Speaker 1: then I had a third deal, which was when I
Speaker 1: went to the Washington team for three years. The Washington's yeah,
Speaker 1: the Washington, the Washington and that's real literal. They're called
Speaker 1: They used to be called the Deadskins. I mean, wh whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: You know those guys they got this bit when you
Speaker 1: played for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I understand
Speaker 1: how it's offensive. But at the same time, you know,
Speaker 1: changing it now isn't gonna change what it was, because
Speaker 1: especially when you give it a ship name, like whatever,
Speaker 1: what do they call that Washington football team? That's a
Speaker 1: awful name for me. They haven't figured out how to
Speaker 1: come up with a new game. Well you know what happened.
Speaker 1: But but what happened to owner what to go do it?
Speaker 1: And some guy he bought up all the names that
Speaker 1: he was going to do so he had mother Ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it was gonna be like the Wolverines or something,
Speaker 1: and it was another team. He bought all the web
Speaker 1: sights and everything. I thought they had another name. It
Speaker 1: was something else. They had a couple they had three
Speaker 1: yeahs of money. Was the dumbest ship you ever bought
Speaker 1: with your money? What wasn't the dumbest shot ever about
Speaker 1: with my money? Like I I didn't really lose money.
Speaker 1: I just spent money like I thought I was a rapper.
Speaker 1: So you just bore he was just spending money. I
Speaker 1: was just, yeah, I was. I was doing dumbing. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I regret it and I enjoyed it
Speaker 1: at the same time because you regret it, but I
Speaker 1: can't you regret it. I enjoyed it. I don't regret it.
Speaker 1: I'm just just think I could have not. I didn't
Speaker 1: have to do all what I did. What all did
Speaker 1: you do? Like, what was the worst thing that you did?
Speaker 1: The worst the record? No, none of it's off the record.
Speaker 1: The dumber shi I was doing was taking private jets
Speaker 1: all the time. It is fucking dumb what all the times?
Speaker 1: And I'm glad I didn't every gig you took a
Speaker 1: private jet every gig, but a lot of them would
Speaker 1: be like they'd be like and I wouldn't like plan it.
Speaker 1: It would be like Sunday night after the gig and
Speaker 1: I go to Eddie Eddie see amate of jettis to
Speaker 1: go home. Yea, are you sure? Yeah, it's thirty grand,
Speaker 1: let's do it. You know, I just I just made
Speaker 1: a hundred grand, but I'm giving thirty grand to a
Speaker 1: fucking any Yeah, but you know why and I don't
Speaker 1: because I just want to go to bed. But sucking
Speaker 1: dumb ship. But here's here's here's the why. And I
Speaker 1: believe in your situation. It's because like when I when
Speaker 1: I was doing radio, I used to host all the
Speaker 1: top clubs to show up in the to just show
Speaker 1: up in the club of d C. If you if
Speaker 1: you hosted it, that's it and you're in the top
Speaker 1: tier of personality, should just walk in. They give you
Speaker 1: d dollars to walk in and be there for thirty minutes. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're doing that seven days a week and then
Speaker 1: you hosted a gig, in my mind is that money
Speaker 1: is never never gonna because it's it's cash money that comes. Well,
Speaker 1: that's how I was looking. I never I never thought
Speaker 1: about like because they're like, what happens if it all stops,
Speaker 1: and like, how's it gonna stop? And then COVID goes,
Speaker 1: here's how it's gonna stop. Sucks, And then then you
Speaker 1: start seeing all the then you realize, damn that I
Speaker 1: should have never and then you probably why do I
Speaker 1: have six cars? I don't need six cars? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have zero reason to have six cars. Yeah, Rose Roy
Speaker 1: sys Lamborghini's bmubs Mercedes had like sixteen watches, and like
Speaker 1: what am I doing? Sixteen? A bunch of rollers I
Speaker 1: sold got rid of most of him. I'm literally down there,
Speaker 1: like you watch you just bought jets. That's what you wanted? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was. It wasn't like something and somebody told
Speaker 1: me early they said never use a private jet. Unlysts
Speaker 1: money on the other end waiting for you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then uh, I didn't listen to that advice, and I
Speaker 1: was like, well the money was on this side, but
Speaker 1: I want to get home. Mins was nightlife? No, you
Speaker 1: would just nightlife traveling, going to the bars and then
Speaker 1: going off every five days a week, spending three or
Speaker 1: four grand a day, five days a week, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, shopping for clothes, shopping, and I spoilt
Speaker 1: women too much back then too. I would just do
Speaker 1: dumb ship. No, no, no, would be like it would
Speaker 1: be like whoever I was dating when I here's another
Speaker 1: channel bag that was seven grand, and you're like, I
Speaker 1: had no reason to do that. It didn't make no
Speaker 1: damn sense. All these lames, ungrateful lames. Oh, you definitely
Speaker 1: keep that in there. I find my time for nobody.
Speaker 1: The world is racing to get back to normal, and
Speaker 1: it's been happening fast. But after everything we've all been through,
Speaker 1: if you need time to actually feel normal again, you're
Speaker 1: definitely not alone. I've been back at work for a
Speaker 1: while now, doing shows and such, but jumping back in
Speaker 1: has been hard. I personally feel like I went from
Speaker 1: having too much time in my hands to having absolutely
Speaker 1: no time to myself, and that's not an exaggeration, and
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Speaker 1: know my girl, the one who deserves it all can't
Speaker 1: get it. She doesn't even know that she's not getting anything,
Speaker 1: cause I'm still buying her things. But it's not like
Speaker 1: it was, and I wish I could do more, so,
Speaker 1: but you know I will. I'll get back there and
Speaker 1: then because she's gonna be with me forever, so it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, all right, well then you're gonna get
Speaker 1: it for the rest of your life, so no sense. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well not that long. I'm fifty one years old. I
Speaker 1: think you know why I say private jets because the
Speaker 1: price tag on them and the and and there's nothing
Speaker 1: to show for it at the end. It's like buying
Speaker 1: a yacht. You're not even buying this is like but
Speaker 1: but at least like it's like the biggest waste of
Speaker 1: money because you buy it, but you're not you ride
Speaker 1: it like three times a year, and you're still spending
Speaker 1: like a hundred and fifty dollars a year and maintaining it.
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure that I must have spent about
Speaker 1: just my where's Eddie's gone? I would say I think
Speaker 1: I spent about two to four million dollars a year
Speaker 1: on private jet. Wow, godamn? How much to to four
Speaker 1: million dollars maybe about that, yeah, because sometimes it's fifty
Speaker 1: grand one way. Are we talking out of the country. No,
Speaker 1: Just when I go to Toronto from l A. I'd
Speaker 1: go to Toronto from Vegas, I go to uh, New York,
Speaker 1: l A, New York, whatever it was, it was just
Speaker 1: dumb things, or Denver to l A, you know, whatever
Speaker 1: it was. I'd just be like and it would just
Speaker 1: be like, let's say I did it once a month.
Speaker 1: That's twelve times a year. And then you're talking like
Speaker 1: minimum twenty five dollars. You know, that's minimum. I'm not
Speaker 1: even going with the expensive ones. The way we do
Speaker 1: it is we like, yo, do you know anybody owns
Speaker 1: a plane in New York? Pay for the gas? That's
Speaker 1: but even the gas five thousand, commit to thirty thousand.
Speaker 1: It's no five thousand, isn't it five thousand an hour
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yet's stupid. It's done five. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I go on a private jet if somebody's inviting me
Speaker 1: on theirs now, or if it's completely necessary. It's like
Speaker 1: there's gonna be twelve of us, and it works out
Speaker 1: to almost the same if you're doing you know, commercial,
Speaker 1: So you would do it if that happened, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: it made sense. Well, Rob knows a guy that knows
Speaker 1: a guy that knows another guy. You know that guy.
Speaker 1: I got a jet. I know a couple of guys
Speaker 1: are planes because they're my friends. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to put them in a spot with like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell him no. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, I don't wanna tell me yes. So either,
Speaker 1: because it comes with something. Yeah, it's not it's not cheap,
Speaker 1: it's not free. It's never free. No, it's never free.
Speaker 1: So you you you never got on the plane because
Speaker 1: you felt peer pressure, like I'm Russell Peters, I need
Speaker 1: to be flying a jail. You did it because you
Speaker 1: needed to get to know my eagle was doing it too.
Speaker 1: Let's not get it twisted. How you met um Vernon?
Speaker 1: I met him from Henry, my manager man. Henry is
Speaker 1: your man. You didn't know. I didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: thought manager, producer, partner. Henry is a good dude. I
Speaker 1: like hand. He was a good dude. He keeps me busy.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Rob loves Henry because Rob's taller
Speaker 1: than him. Is my favorite guy. Dude, were you born
Speaker 1: and raising d c roun you to burn. You guys
Speaker 1: knew each other growing up, or he went to my
Speaker 1: neighbor of high school. Oh really, wait? What's the age
Speaker 1: difference here? One, get the funk out of here. The
Speaker 1: headlines as you're not it's funny Rob to Russell and
Speaker 1: you and Russell was boys already introduced him. You know
Speaker 1: you said you may have the DL He No I
Speaker 1: met him to so I probably didn't lie to you
Speaker 1: in all fairness, because he's still he still denies his
Speaker 1: girlfriend as a crush from No, I don't. She doesn't.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even know you. So so story about and
Speaker 1: Tonio pulls up on me. You know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what ship Come right with me?
Speaker 1: I said, all right, So we're going to a friend's house.
Speaker 1: So we pull up to this big gass house on there.
Speaker 1: I said, who the friend is? This gate opens, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the He's like, you don't know who my friend is?
Speaker 1: He fucking needs to fucking fucking amazing. I said, all right,
Speaker 1: so you you go fucking be surprised my friends let
Speaker 1: me in their house when they're not even sucking home.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wasn't even here. First of all, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you we wasn't even in the house. He
Speaker 1: was in the backyard. I said, we're not really in
Speaker 1: the house. But okay, So I said, alright, alright, my fucker, okay, right,
Speaker 1: we're here. You're inside the pattio. So, so Russ you
Speaker 1: to tell what had I had to tell him, Hey, man,
Speaker 1: my friends, you know you gotta be cool. You gotta
Speaker 1: be cool and ship cool. You know you got cool,
Speaker 1: be cool with because my guy only deals with real.
Speaker 1: Be yourself, be yourself, be yourself. I said, okay, I
Speaker 1: beat myself. He comes, that's oh ship Russell Peters trip
Speaker 1: the funk out, and so Russ goes, fucking kid, how
Speaker 1: fucking long you been Donna? Stand up? I say ten years?
Speaker 1: He said you want to do? You want to? You
Speaker 1: want to perform? I said yeah. He said, we fun.
Speaker 1: We fucking leave tomorrow. I said, where are we going? Yeah? Philly? Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, packet bag meet me here in the morning.
Speaker 1: I said, damn, real motherfucker. And never says that you
Speaker 1: know this, Oh that's what you were in Philly when
Speaker 1: you're talking me, Russell, Oh that's what that was. Oh,
Speaker 1: and that's the Vernon Davis. She was talking about, do
Speaker 1: you remember because you said you on the road, You're
Speaker 1: going to Philly? Russell Peters got me. And then because
Speaker 1: I remember saying, you know, I'm good friends, they now
Speaker 1: connecting the dots. I gotta be dots because I'm Indians.
Speaker 1: Oh ship. That was good. Damn that was good. Not
Speaker 1: just remember when he talked because I didn't know you
Speaker 1: that you know what I'm saying. Yeah, well he was excited.
Speaker 1: He was literally open enough for man, I'm on the roll.
Speaker 1: I'm like everywhere you got every week. I said, No,
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I thought it was amazing. I
Speaker 1: thought he's making a million dollars or something from it.
Speaker 1: He cleared literally upwards of twenty dollars American dollars too.
Speaker 1: Now Russell laid it out, man, amazing best comedy. That's awesome. Man,
Speaker 1: that's what's up? Why do you do it? I always
Speaker 1: want to ask that question, you guys at your level. No, No,
Speaker 1: I've been entertainment for over twenty five years and it
Speaker 1: didn't have too many people that at a particular level
Speaker 1: that meet somebody and says, hey, man, come on, let
Speaker 1: me let me let me see what you got to
Speaker 1: me put you on a lot of people, just you know,
Speaker 1: because because if you put it a very hard to
Speaker 1: do that, because if you put it off right, I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, Rob, let me know when you're around,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go fucking see him. I'm not and
Speaker 1: just not like I can tell you I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: see I'm not gonna come see you as this personal
Speaker 1: you see comedy when I'm not working, right? Do you
Speaker 1: want to go watch football when you're not? No way,
Speaker 1: no way, no way. Do you ever get the urge?
Speaker 1: But like I want to go hang out in the
Speaker 1: locker room. No, no, no, not at all. I want
Speaker 1: to see guys and jock straps and kneepads. Yeah, just kneepads, man.
Speaker 1: That's That's probably the most genuine thing any comics ever
Speaker 1: done for me. I'm not even gonna I've been around
Speaker 1: a lot of comics, big comics, work with keV, and
Speaker 1: nobody ever just be like, oh, come on, I'm going
Speaker 1: to row tomorrow. You coming Like that's that's some real ship.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it was too? Don't happen in
Speaker 1: this business. You said you'd just moved here, and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, well, then let's help the brother out there.
Speaker 1: We just moved here. Ain't sure that was we gotta do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't have anybody opening for me. I like,
Speaker 1: and so you know it was. It was amazing. Big
Speaker 1: weekend too. How many shows that fortunately? It? Four? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You on four shows? It was great. Four shows the way,
Speaker 1: that's all I got. I got you told, he told
Speaker 1: we're not ten percent because Cuban. You're not Mark Cuban Cubans.
Speaker 1: God damn you have fuck give him Cuban sandwich or something. Yes,
Speaker 1: what I'm I'm taking. Can get him a grilled cheese
Speaker 1: with a pickle, just like a girl. God damn, broll
Speaker 1: give me like that. We said five, said five, but
Speaker 1: I was lying when I said five. I only got
Speaker 1: twenty dollars. That's still su exactly. It's crazy. See now
Speaker 1: I can do good math. You see that. Trying to
Speaker 1: figure out two and fourteen not not gonna happen. I
Speaker 1: was picturing two thousand and four. That's why I don't
Speaker 1: know if you did the math backwards with me. Hello,
Speaker 1: you've been doing at us thirty two years. Damn you've
Speaker 1: been doing stand up longer, and I've been alive that
Speaker 1: is correct, higher level um than your life. She looked good.
Speaker 1: I look over to you, I know, but that's um.
Speaker 1: I've seen the hit he took and I got punched
Speaker 1: in the face for nine years. But football, you look good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate it. I guess when I put
Speaker 1: my glasses on and look all right, now, you don't
Speaker 1: look like a football player to me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean because you know what gave him away. He
Speaker 1: looked like Terry Crew's a slow brother. You know you
Speaker 1: should see my neck, you should see an Oh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't live heavy weights anymore. Have wake up, I
Speaker 1: go downstairs and I work out and I eat breakfast.
Speaker 1: And what's your workout for breakfast? Usually? You know, I
Speaker 1: egged some egg white, some like three egg white, egg
Speaker 1: white or three egg whites. Take three take three eggs
Speaker 1: and take the yolk outless. That's his version of Now
Speaker 1: do some spin it chin and some fruit. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm done. But you don't get bored. I mean, a
Speaker 1: tight end doesn't mean he's almost taking me. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: your what's your workout like? Daily? Now it's not the
Speaker 1: same push up, sit ups? What do you do? Um?
Speaker 1: I'm asking because both of these guys, I'll run. I
Speaker 1: like to run. It's okay, I had had to do it.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, they need they do. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's also thirties, fifties I mean different thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There's also nose his dad.
Speaker 1: And then you do you do you ever want to
Speaker 1: get to the point that you're like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to work out no more. I don't want to do
Speaker 1: it because we look like I can't do it, can't
Speaker 1: do it. I can't do it. Nobody. What's I wake up?
Speaker 1: I get? Even if it's fifteen and thirty minutes. You
Speaker 1: heard that, it don't take all. That's how I work out.
Speaker 1: That's how long you at least at least thirty minutes
Speaker 1: I give you at least thirty minutes every workout. That's it. Wow,
Speaker 1: burned about two hundred calories by being I'm sorry, apologize.
Speaker 1: That's the only extra calory he has in his body
Speaker 1: is two hundred. That's why everything else is being burnt up.
Speaker 1: How many calories do you eat a day before after both?
Speaker 1: And how much is a cigar? Because he choose them
Speaker 1: at the end Um. Yeah, yeah, Antonio the Cuban cigar tower.
Speaker 1: I like that hat Rus. What kind of is that?
Speaker 1: Keith and James Keith James, I haven't got it today.
Speaker 1: It's fire. It's nice. Oh. I feel like Vernon Davis
Speaker 1: when his hair grows out. It's tough out here, hey man. Finally,
Speaker 1: I mean Jesus, welcome to the show. Sometimes you got
Speaker 1: to set it up nice. So Vernon, you will have
Speaker 1: a career outside of football. That was good. That was
Speaker 1: good for your friend to have a Jordan brand? What
Speaker 1: the fund are those? These are Jordan Actually no, no,
Speaker 1: I know the j Jordan Jackson. Well those well, I'm
Speaker 1: in the mid of moving, so I don't want to
Speaker 1: that ship you got Jordan, you know, comfortably and I
Speaker 1: don't like I'll give a funk. That was a terrible
Speaker 1: They are pretty just what just and I was gonna
Speaker 1: hook you up with a pier. I feel connect doesn't
Speaker 1: have children, connect to rip. I don't need you. These
Speaker 1: are these are the ones that his son made. I
Speaker 1: think that was awesome. Michael Jordan's WI you get the
Speaker 1: box of briefs up? Those boxes are? These are? These
Speaker 1: are hands? I give me the helmet face that's what happened.
Speaker 1: And you know, here's the thing. At one if if
Speaker 1: they get any shirt of my balls gonna slip out
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna go Okay, werning see now
Speaker 1: we're talking. Now it's going good. First three hours is hard.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. This is just like a football game. It
Speaker 1: took to get going, head to warm up. Why do
Speaker 1: you wear acle socks? No? These are three quarters? Why
Speaker 1: do you a k junior? This is I raw dog
Speaker 1: my shoes. I know your feet, smell you marry no
Speaker 1: Vernon Bottom that had that when he was three years old.
Speaker 1: They gave it. It is a loved to put on
Speaker 1: the right side. World Series number fifty or whatever the
Speaker 1: fucking sport? Is she jealous of what your relationship us? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah she is. She's mixed my coast on him. He's
Speaker 1: a co star in a movie from Brianna, the movie Kiss,
Speaker 1: and he shut the funk up. It's not the director.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they did kiss. They did kiss. Yeah, kiss?
Speaker 1: Just acting. Yeah, that's what I stated. The porn star
Speaker 1: and that's what she used to say. It's just acting,
Speaker 1: just doing. I'm just working. You know, when most girls
Speaker 1: come home from a hard day of work, their feet
Speaker 1: or sore. That's what I told her. Now she loves
Speaker 1: burning man huh as a as a human it's a
Speaker 1: human being used on set when they were kissing, I
Speaker 1: didn't know what so he was there first? You there,
Speaker 1: you go, that's why you sa I agree? Is that
Speaker 1: how you met her? From him? Not agree? No, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I actually met her on a set of
Speaker 1: a movie. Um. I had seen her in his story,
Speaker 1: but I didn't put the dots together until I saw
Speaker 1: her actually in person. What you did with the dots again?
Speaker 1: When you saw did you? Did you like her? They
Speaker 1: don't know you just like kind of just like she
Speaker 1: carried me. She didn't even in the story. You're very
Speaker 1: little you saw so you didn't know about that. How
Speaker 1: her when you don't know anything about the baby? When
Speaker 1: I look, she's cute, But I didn't. I didn't connect
Speaker 1: it that to. We were on set in the middle
Speaker 1: of filming and I wanted to go talk to her.
Speaker 1: We will just communicating. I was like, and I look,
Speaker 1: I get up familiar. She was like, you saw my story.
Speaker 1: It's like I've seen you before. She was like no.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, do you watch the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, what she was like, do you watch
Speaker 1: the Hallmark Channel. The reason why I know I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I only knew her because of my favorite show, which
Speaker 1: is Greenleaf. She killed it. The show so addicting. Man,
Speaker 1: it was like, and I see it the churches it's
Speaker 1: about you would watch atheist if you don't know he
Speaker 1: don't believe in anything other than himself. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but but you know she's so, she's an amazing actress
Speaker 1: on the show called Greenleaf. It's on Netflix, and it's
Speaker 1: about the churches and how miss Skanks. Ts Skanks is
Speaker 1: the character she plays, and she's she's on you know,
Speaker 1: they talk about churches in the in the drama that
Speaker 1: happens in church and with drama, the Mala station or
Speaker 1: they're not paying taxes, a swing and a miss um. No,
Speaker 1: it's just everything, just the money stuff to how people
Speaker 1: are stealing stuff, who's fucking who, the preachers doing that,
Speaker 1: the preacher's daughters, the preacher's daughter's husband is gay. It's
Speaker 1: all kinds of sleeping with the guy from the church
Speaker 1: is sitting in and you wonder why. It's just some
Speaker 1: real real ship. I mean, I don't really, that's just
Speaker 1: human ship. Yeah, but real life is like that. Your
Speaker 1: life is like that your mother is doing. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can change it just if you want to. You
Speaker 1: one and Indian guy, I'll change your SII. Hello, I
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah. No, they don't do no. Yeah. Last
Speaker 1: thing we need is your serial misspronouncing things too. I
Speaker 1: think this is done looking. Antonio's English is hilarious because
Speaker 1: he gets excited and then he forgets that he doesn't
Speaker 1: know it. Yeah, he doesn't know English, and then he'd
Speaker 1: be like, yo, yo, we went to that steakhouse in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: Peter Peter Logan's Peter Logan's I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 1: Peter Logans? My friends got that sleep omnia ship. I'm
Speaker 1: like what, But in my mind feel like I'm saying
Speaker 1: that the right, Well, your mind, your mind is the
Speaker 1: thing that fucks you up. Apparently so far been good, right,
Speaker 1: but you've been I don't know. Maybe it's the mic,
Speaker 1: it is, it's the it's the mike. The mic changes
Speaker 1: the way you speak. You think about it more. It
Speaker 1: takes me back to my radio days to like they
Speaker 1: used to get on me about that too. They used
Speaker 1: to be like used to be like stop stop speaking
Speaker 1: to lure you dreaming. That's a good question, that's a
Speaker 1: good quick English. But but it depends on who's talking.
Speaker 1: Talk though. But sometimes I think about ship in Spanish
Speaker 1: before before it comes out real talk though, real real talk,
Speaker 1: And like they're certain words that I perhaps don't know
Speaker 1: how to pronounce because I read them kind of kind
Speaker 1: of like read them in Spanish. Speaking in Zulu or Africa,
Speaker 1: I can speak to Zulu, let me here and what
Speaker 1: do you want to hear something? Well? Like I would
Speaker 1: when I'm in South Africa. I speak a lot of
Speaker 1: me like when you see them, like I see you
Speaker 1: say you're Zula, Like, hey, I'm Johnny, bubbla bubba john
Speaker 1: know you know this? And then I was like hey,
Speaker 1: Johnny was like hey, how are you doing? What's up?
Speaker 1: And then it would be like because I woul always,
Speaker 1: I always learned the same ship in every language, I'm like,
Speaker 1: so like what are you doing? Brother? And I go
Speaker 1: looking for something? Musa and I even't Muza and vaginas
Speaker 1: my Zulu and my band bailes tits and how many
Speaker 1: languages do you know? I know words in a lot
Speaker 1: of languages, but I don't actually know another language like
Speaker 1: I can't have in languages, do you know a lot?
Speaker 1: Like I meet people and I always know something in
Speaker 1: their language, whether it's one word or a few, but
Speaker 1: I always know like some When I was in Hong Kong,
Speaker 1: I pick was sitting over there, and you know, you
Speaker 1: know that wrong language for Hong Kong, doing Hong Kong.
Speaker 1: When I was in Hong Kong, I faked. We went
Speaker 1: to a night market and I faked a whole like.
Speaker 1: So We're in the night market and walking this one
Speaker 1: booth and the lady selling all these fake designer scarves
Speaker 1: like Louis Gucci, her man is everything, and I go
Speaker 1: how much? And she goes one thousand. I go, no
Speaker 1: cheese thing. She goes, I no cheese thing. I'll do that.
Speaker 1: I go, and then I go another seven fifty. I
Speaker 1: go seven fifty and she's a because BASI means snot
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I'm just going basy and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh no, do I go? And then she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: uh six hundred no. And then I pointed I had
Speaker 1: three black I had three of my security guys, all
Speaker 1: black guys and Hawkwai and they go, hey, if Helo hakwai,
Speaker 1: and then I just start making noise flock I means
Speaker 1: fat black guy. So I'm saying this and I'm pointing
Speaker 1: at them. She so she thinks I know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the now, and she's like thing, and I'm
Speaker 1: speaking a dialect now, and it's like this guy really
Speaker 1: knows what then he is talking. I got her down
Speaker 1: to like three or four hundred dollars from a thousand
Speaker 1: wild and these guys, these guys all looked at me like,
Speaker 1: when the fun did you learn Chinese? I didn't say ship,
Speaker 1: but crazy snot and fat black guy that's all I said.
Speaker 1: And the work, Yeah, you're gonna smoke bets agar, he's
Speaker 1: gonna suck on it can get sick, like fourteen lights
Speaker 1: in front of you stick. You just get me another one.
Speaker 1: I take a I take a patrol, Oh get a
Speaker 1: pa drawing. It's the top drawer on right about the
Speaker 1: anniversary in bestment. They're good, They're really good. You want
Speaker 1: this is my second people like job. It's not that
Speaker 1: it's in a plastic java. Second draw Java was good.
Speaker 1: That was how long you've been smoking vern since two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight? It's been a minute did you start smoking?
Speaker 1: My business advice I had at the top. He's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's big on cigars. Man. Yeah, I gave Rob as
Speaker 1: good as he though looking at shooting people will mock you,
Speaker 1: but you're like, you know what, I'll give a he's good. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We had Russell on the show. Oh yeah, I did
Speaker 1: the show. We did it at my old house. The
Speaker 1: old house. Actually the week before you was out. It
Speaker 1: was a week before I think, wasn't it. Yeah, Java,
Speaker 1: that look like Java. It's a rocket to tell it's
Speaker 1: actually a black and mild. It's a good one. I
Speaker 1: think we could end this now. That's how it goes.
Speaker 1: I'd like to thank my guests for being here today.
Speaker 1: Antonio the Cuban cigar smoker. My good Antonio was on time.
Speaker 1: Rip Rip Hamilton's who was here but left before we
Speaker 1: could even start recording. Well because Vernon. Blame it on
Speaker 1: Vernon's Vernon showed up because Vernon, I have the bladder
Speaker 1: of a child is here, Davis. Uh, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you made it through a football game. Have a
Speaker 1: piss bottle beside you. I don't know what are you
Speaker 1: doing on the sidelines. We have these bags with the
Speaker 1: stuff in and you go behind the bet. You just
Speaker 1: do what you really do. Yeah, and the saying has
Speaker 1: a sin in it, like a diper almost, but like
Speaker 1: like this this is place crystallizing Jones. Just open it
Speaker 1: up up and you just go to work. You stick
Speaker 1: it down in there. You just do what you do.
Speaker 1: That's why you're going into those tents. You go to
Speaker 1: the deep. Wow, that's why they say I'm popping a tent.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll have a bucket. They have a bucket. You
Speaker 1: go like a like just like a paint bucket and
Speaker 1: they have that same kind of sand in there, and
Speaker 1: you just go to it's like a gel and crystallize
Speaker 1: is or some ship. It's what they have in diapers. Basically,
Speaker 1: you just without the diaper exactly. I want to thank
Speaker 1: Rob Gordon for being here as well. Uh sorry Rob,
Speaker 1: we didn't have a booster seat for you today, but
Speaker 1: you did really well on the couch. Listen. The jeans
Speaker 1: are fine. You have the knees of quin Latifa. Those
Speaker 1: are on his knees. Those are his tits. Hey man,
Speaker 1: I'll sense it, and you're gonna stop that ship. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you ship the morning. First thing. It's always the five
Speaker 1: three guards. This was culturally canceled. I'm your host roussel
Speaker 1: petars m