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Speaker 1: fifteen percent off site wide. Great question. Uh, I don't know.

444
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: If I would have taken a knee, I probably would

445
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: have went inside, because you know, they said you go

446
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: inside or you can take a knee, you know what

447
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: I mean. But it started with him sitting down, So

448
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 1: it started with him doing putting the fist up. Yeah,

449
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: it's funny how how mad people got about that. And

450
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I know, and I'm like, you know,

451
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: all he was doing was protesting police brutality. I'm like,

452
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 1: it's not like he said fun America just said hey up, yeah,

453
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: it's a little sucked up. How it started though, when

454
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: when he put the fist up everybody. They've got the message. Yeah,

455
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: And it was like I got the message. You don't

456
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: have to do it like that, you know what I mean.

457
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: Then he started taking a knee, So it was just

458
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: like it's really you know, made a lot of people upset,

459
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: especially people who you know who big on the flag

460
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: and all about you know what. Yeah, but you gotta understand,

461
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 1: like that's what I'm Canadians. So we watch Americans very

462
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: differently than you guys watch yourselves. Um, so Americans will

463
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: see it as well. You know, there's people big on

464
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: the flag and there's you know, we get it. And

465
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: as everyone outside of America looks at American goes, you're

466
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: all fucking flag crazy. That's how we look at he goes,

467
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: because you're all flagging gun crazy. That's got Flaggun in Jesus,

468
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: that's what like, that's what Americans look. Welcome to America, flags,

469
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 1: guns in Jesus. That's g J. It doesn't matter anyway

470
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: you are in the world outside up the USA, you

471
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: look at you look at it the same way like

472
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: at the United States, totally different than he was part

473
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: of it. He was part of the United States, and

474
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: we still look at it different. How did over the well,

475
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: first of all, we we was like a market has

476
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: to be the greatest thing ever, you know, in Puerto Rico.

477
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: The funny product that somebody was coming to the United States,

478
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: that could be coming to they could go into Idaho

479
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, I'm going to New York, like

480
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: the first thing. Everybody liberty and we just look at

481
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: we just look at the United States as a powerhouse,

482
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: as as they could go anywhere and beat everybody up.

483
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: And it's okay, No, we don't look at it like that.

484
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: We look at it like we all admire the United States,

485
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: but we also get embarrassed by them a lot, and

486
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: we all want to and what's kind of like we

487
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: all want to be the United States, but we don't

488
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: want the same problems you guys have forgot him. Our

489
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: guns big in Canada, the same size. No, they have

490
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: guns in Canada, they just don't have bullets, so it's

491
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: harder to shoot people. It's you got a lot of

492
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: dry by insults. Oh yeah, that's all your last year's

493
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: lost me maybe, No, I mean in Toronto. I think

494
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: there's a gun problem now, isn't there. That's the problem

495
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: is we start following the wrong parts of America where

496
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: should be like taking the good parts where you make

497
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: lots of money and you do good things, you know,

498
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: but we're taking all the dumb ship. But get free healthcare, right, Yeah,

499
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool here. Yeah, you could stub your toe

500
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: and go to the doctor really like they would have

501
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: taken care of concussion for free. Oh yeah, does the

502
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: NFL give you health care? You get it, and you

503
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: get last five years at post for time five years

504
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: starting to set in. That's why, that's why c D

505
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: is at an all time goddamn high. That's funked up,

506
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: crazy man. You know what, if you file for workers

507
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: they make you like record. So when I was playing,

508
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: I would I would record every little injury, like a finger,

509
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: if I bent the finger, if I hit my knee,

510
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: I put it. I documented. They say you documented. So

511
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: when you retire, you file for workers camp and now

512
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: guess what those entries that you had free for the

513
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: rest of your life to go to the doctor, but

514
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: you got to record it. But did you record that one?

515
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: I documented that? I documented that? Yeah, absolutely, for the

516
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: rest of my life. For the things that I that

517
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: I documented, my finger, my told my hip, you know

518
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: what I mean, my elbow, my neck. You should just

519
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: make ship up that you think is gonna happen later.

520
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: Se from rectile of this function, free for acre for life.

521
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: Take the fris shot. Because you don't follow football. I'll

522
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: tell you this one thing is special about this dude.

523
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: He never ever had a major injury ever other than

524
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: that hit. I don't know about that, but he may.

525
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: I never had surgery. Oh no, I never broke ship,

526
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: never broke never never. That's impressive, Tit's I was big

527
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: on taking here of my body. Phenomenal. I get three

528
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: massages a week, all happy end. No no, no regular

529
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: massage for the professional one not not if I'm doing

530
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: it right. Why were you massage? Not the one? Take

531
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: that out? He didn't leave it. You know what he's

532
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: saying is when he was massage running, would take that

533
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:56,719
Speaker 1: where yeah yeah yeah yeah, Antonio. No the ball boards man,

534
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: the ball boy? You know, were you a ball boy? Oh?

535
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: The Steeler? Come on, show verting your techniques. Just grabbite balls.

536
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: Don't check the technique. So where's your super Bowl ringer? Rolinsenburger.

537
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: You know, I just put it up, never wear it.

538
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: So it's huge, man, huh, okay, you want to fucking

539
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: championship ring. I'd be wearing that mother every guy day.

540
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: I'd be showering with it. What's that in your ring soap?

541
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: It's just some soap. Soap had a shower and soap

542
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: cut in it. Even fucking royst I'm like, where's your

543
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: where's your world series? And that's at home? Can you

544
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: bring it over one day? They're only were when they

545
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: doing like public speaking. No, Dave Justice was ringing when

546
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: I saw him. There is that? The team is that?

547
00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: The horses? Oh yeah, they're good. How was good? You

548
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: said that? You said the horses? You don't know speaking

549
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: of broncos. Oh j um uh, this is good. Hey,

550
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: Rob Drone, it's pretty good. That said nice once you

551
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: got n that's the Padrone kid gave it to me. Yeah.

552
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: Remember I took Antonio with me to this cigar um

553
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: by default. Now I wanted you there. I did want

554
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: there's some other people. It was you, me, Bentley and Angelo.

555
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: That's that's exactly who I wanted to go with. And

556
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: uh we had a great time. But Antonio smart because

557
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: he knows when to turn on the Spanish and I'll

558
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: give him a look I'd like, and you go, no, no,

559
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, and then he goes, So we went to

560
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: the Padrone booth because somebody said, hey, the uh the

561
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: son of Padrone is a big fanny oars. They said okay,

562
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: So walked over to the Padrone booth and acted like

563
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking around. I'm like Scars, hey, Russell Peters and

564
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: the girl comes at. His fiance comes out, goes, oh

565
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: my god, my boyfriend and I are such huge fans.

566
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I didn't know. And then and

567
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: then goes, oh my god, yeah, and I go, oh cool,

568
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: what do you guys doing. What do you guys got here? Oh,

569
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: let me give you something, And I'm like and then

570
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: and then Antonio wats and I go, hey, this guy's Cuban.

571
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: He goes there, here you go. And then then then

572
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: he walked out with the gang, and then the other

573
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: guys with me. Those those top companies don't want to

574
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: give more than one out. Yeah, and I was a

575
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: lot of money. I hit him with the Spanish. You

576
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: want him, want him, and most of the time will

577
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: know you were smart. You hit him with the Spanish,

578
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: and you told him about your TV show, and then

579
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: you showed him the trailer exactly exactly. That's why I

580
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: was teeing it up for you there. That's how you do.

581
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: He set it out down. You ever smoked one of

582
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: those nubs that we got that day? I got one

583
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: if you want to try. It's like this big, but

584
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: it's like this fucking fast. Is that from? That's the place? Yeah, said,

585
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: that's pretty good smoke. Thow you had one yet? I

586
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: had one there that day, but it was taken forever.

587
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: I'll take one. Yeah, I'll give you one, hey, PAULI

588
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: on the drawer over because Russell, really you've been smoking

589
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 1: really yeah, yeah, you're you're in a bit now. And

590
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: because he is only smoked once and once a while

591
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: every once in a while, very rarely. Yeah. And then

592
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 1: I was like, you had a humid on my old house.

593
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: It came at the house and and I would keep

594
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: it stocked for like Angelo, my buddy, and you know Angelo.

595
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: And then and then he started coming over in d

596
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: L and Cedric and all the cigar smokers started coming with.

597
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: I started stocking it more and then they'd come over,

598
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: we don't hang out, have a great time. And then

599
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: they were like, you're having a smoke and go now

600
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: you guys, go ahead. And then what night I had

601
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: one and it really relaxed me, and I was like, oh, yeah, okay,

602
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah. It's like that was smoking him

603
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: just to smoke him to look like a dick. Really,

604
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: I was looking like a dick. I was like, I

605
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: only smoked this. You can tell when somebody's not smoking.

606
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: And they're like, that's what I'm doing. And the funny

607
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: part is that all the owners of these major companies,

608
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: they just love Russell and they just want to give

609
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: him a thousand sticks every time they see him, the biggest,

610
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: biggest here in America. Fifteen years. You said, you just

611
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: moved in this house since October be hidden Hills made

612
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: you moved Hills. Uh, COVID kicked me in the ass. Yeah.

613
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: I was spending way more than I was. I wasn't

614
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: making anything, and my account was like, I see, I'm

615
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: on the guys. I'm not too proud to ever say

616
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: what happens in my life though. I was hemorrhaging money,

617
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: like my bills were at like a hundred and eighty

618
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month or something like that. Can I

619
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: get alone? Can you leave me alone? Yeah? No, now

620
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: So I just downsized and I sold everything. I got

621
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: rid of everything. Yeah, now I mcdown No, wow, Yeah

622
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: I was. I was. I was literally sucking myself every month.

623
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: I was just literally like whatever money I had, whatever

624
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: money I had saved gone. It got desperate. So I

625
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: was like, all right, you my friend, have a drive.

626
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: Oh you're always going to win. Yeah. No, down, You'll

627
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: get back up. Yeah, because I'm like, I'm You're not

628
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: gonna keep me down, but I'm not afraid to take

629
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: an out. That's how you take the helu and then

630
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: you figure out what you did wrong and then don't

631
00:37:53,640 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: do that again. Because in my career, I one of

632
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: the biggest mistakes is not talking in the micro. Yeah,

633
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: that's a huge mistake. So I lost. What did I lose?

634
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: I lose. I lost six hundred and seventy thousand. I

635
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: was invested in the casino. Oh yeah, the house A

636
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: bunch of athletes. I mean, I mean there was million

637
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: dollars and was always make conservative. You know, I didn't

638
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: believe in putting the tons of money in anything. Who

639
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: convinced you to do that? Because this financial advisor they

640
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: always get people. A lot of athletes get caught up

641
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: like with the with the real estate thing. I know

642
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: a lot of athletes that once two thousand and eight came,

643
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: they just went totally broken because they were buying twenty

644
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: houses and there was being advised to spend money in

645
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 1: this and that, and then it was like upside down. Yeah,

646
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: you know what I learned. What you know will help you,

647
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: what you don't know will hurt you. And that's what

648
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: that's the problem with. Most athletes rely on their financial advisors,

649
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: who are who they shouldn't rely on because they only

650
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: know about passive. They only know about stocks and bonds

651
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: right right, the paper assets. They don't know about going

652
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: out and buying being coming to franchise e or investing

653
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: in Yeah. I want to know who advised Magic Johnson

654
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: because that guy did it right here right, and that

655
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: did it right. Yeah, But I think it wasn't their

656
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: financial advisors. When I when I listened to Shock, it's

657
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: like he gets in conversations with people. Rip Rip does

658
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: that a lot too, though if he ever makes it

659
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: over here um is that he would sit down with

660
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: people that that's not in his field or or that

661
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: it really in the field that they're successful, and just

662
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 1: have conversations you know, and how did you get your money?

663
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: And I figure's the smartest thing to do and all

664
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: of that. Though I don't know what it is in

665
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: sports because I figured you guys would all talk because

666
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: you're all making big loads of money. But even if

667
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: you talk, it's still like some guys want the information.

668
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 1: Some guys like what Rick did, Rip did. I did

669
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: the same thing. I got with guys who were not

670
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: football players, but guys that I can learn from. And

671
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 1: then I started making great investments, Like my first investment

672
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: was Crave Jerky. We sold the Hersheys with million. Oh no,

673
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: that's what I'm supposed to do. You learn and you

674
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: get into the circle of people who are doing it

675
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: the right way, like right now, you know circle great energy,

676
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Somebody and you've got some

677
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: good guaranteed money in your contracts, right yeah. I had

678
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: two contracts. They're pretty good. Some of the best advices

679
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 1: that that's over time though, right what let's just let's

680
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 1: just throw the number out of their thirty millions. So

681
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: you're getting thirty million dollars up for the year that's

682
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: in five so each contract, so my first contract was

683
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: five years. The next one after that that those five years.

684
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: That five years was the five year period was up.

685
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: Then I signed another one for another five years, and

686
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: then I had a third deal, which was when I

687
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: went to the Washington team for three years. The Washington's yeah,

688
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: the Washington, the Washington and that's real literal. They're called

689
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: They used to be called the Deadskins. I mean, wh whoa, whoa, whoa.

690
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: You know those guys they got this bit when you

691
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: played for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I understand

692
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: how it's offensive. But at the same time, you know,

693
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 1: changing it now isn't gonna change what it was, because

694
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: especially when you give it a ship name, like whatever,

695
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: what do they call that Washington football team? That's a

696
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: awful name for me. They haven't figured out how to

697
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: come up with a new game. Well you know what happened.

698
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: But but what happened to owner what to go do it?

699
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: And some guy he bought up all the names that

700
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: he was going to do so he had mother Ship. Yeah,

701
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: because it was gonna be like the Wolverines or something,

702
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 1: and it was another team. He bought all the web

703
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: sights and everything. I thought they had another name. It

704
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: was something else. They had a couple they had three

705
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: yeahs of money. Was the dumbest ship you ever bought

706
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: with your money? What wasn't the dumbest shot ever about

707
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: with my money? Like I I didn't really lose money.

708
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: I just spent money like I thought I was a rapper.

709
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: So you just bore he was just spending money. I

710
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: was just, yeah, I was. I was doing dumbing. But

711
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: you know what, I regret it and I enjoyed it

712
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: at the same time because you regret it, but I

713
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: can't you regret it. I enjoyed it. I don't regret it.

714
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm just just think I could have not. I didn't

715
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: have to do all what I did. What all did

716
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: you do? Like, what was the worst thing that you did?

717
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: The worst the record? No, none of it's off the record.

718
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: The dumber shi I was doing was taking private jets

719
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: all the time. It is fucking dumb what all the times?

720
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: And I'm glad I didn't every gig you took a

721
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: private jet every gig, but a lot of them would

722
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: be like they'd be like and I wouldn't like plan it.

723
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: It would be like Sunday night after the gig and

724
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: I go to Eddie Eddie see amate of jettis to

725
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: go home. Yea, are you sure? Yeah, it's thirty grand,

726
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: let's do it. You know, I just I just made

727
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: a hundred grand, but I'm giving thirty grand to a

728
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: fucking any Yeah, but you know why and I don't

729
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: because I just want to go to bed. But sucking

730
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: dumb ship. But here's here's here's the why. And I

731
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: believe in your situation. It's because like when I when

732
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: I was doing radio, I used to host all the

733
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: top clubs to show up in the to just show

734
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: up in the club of d C. If you if

735
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: you hosted it, that's it and you're in the top

736
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: tier of personality, should just walk in. They give you

737
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: d dollars to walk in and be there for thirty minutes. Now,

738
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: if you're doing that seven days a week and then

739
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: you hosted a gig, in my mind is that money

740
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: is never never gonna because it's it's cash money that comes. Well,

741
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: that's how I was looking. I never I never thought

742
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: about like because they're like, what happens if it all stops,

743
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 1: and like, how's it gonna stop? And then COVID goes,

744
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: here's how it's gonna stop. Sucks, And then then you

745
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: start seeing all the then you realize, damn that I

746
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: should have never and then you probably why do I

747
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: have six cars? I don't need six cars? Yeah, I

748
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: have zero reason to have six cars. Yeah, Rose Roy

749
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: sys Lamborghini's bmubs Mercedes had like sixteen watches, and like

750
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 1: what am I doing? Sixteen? A bunch of rollers I

751
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: sold got rid of most of him. I'm literally down there,

752
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: like you watch you just bought jets. That's what you wanted? Yeah,

753
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 1: because I was. It wasn't like something and somebody told

754
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 1: me early they said never use a private jet. Unlysts

755
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: money on the other end waiting for you. Yeah, and

756
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: then uh, I didn't listen to that advice, and I

757
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: was like, well the money was on this side, but

758
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: I want to get home. Mins was nightlife? No, you

759
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: would just nightlife traveling, going to the bars and then

760
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: going off every five days a week, spending three or

761
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: four grand a day, five days a week, you know

762
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 1: what I mean, shopping for clothes, shopping, and I spoilt

763
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: women too much back then too. I would just do

764
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: dumb ship. No, no, no, would be like it would

765
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: be like whoever I was dating when I here's another

766
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: channel bag that was seven grand, and you're like, I

767
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: had no reason to do that. It didn't make no

768
00:45:52,480 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: damn sense. All these lames, ungrateful lames. Oh, you definitely

769
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: keep that in there. I find my time for nobody.

770
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: The world is racing to get back to normal, and

771
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: it's been happening fast. But after everything we've all been through,

772
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: if you need time to actually feel normal again, you're

773
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: definitely not alone. I've been back at work for a

774
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: while now, doing shows and such, but jumping back in

775
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: has been hard. I personally feel like I went from

776
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: having too much time in my hands to having absolutely

777
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: no time to myself, and that's not an exaggeration, and

778
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: it was hard to make such a drastic adjustment. I

779
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: love working, but balance definitely seems more difficult after the

780
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: pandemic in a lot of ways. And that's why I'm

781
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 1: not ashamed to say that when I get overwhelmed, therapy

782
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: helps me. And if you want to try therapy yourself

783
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Speaker 1: but you don't know where to start, I'd recommend trying

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787
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788
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789
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791
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792
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793
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806
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Speaker 1: know my girl, the one who deserves it all can't

807
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: get it. She doesn't even know that she's not getting anything,

808
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: cause I'm still buying her things. But it's not like

809
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: it was, and I wish I could do more, so,

810
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: but you know I will. I'll get back there and

811
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: then because she's gonna be with me forever, so it's

812
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: gonna be like, all right, well then you're gonna get

813
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: it for the rest of your life, so no sense. Yeah, yeah,

814
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: well not that long. I'm fifty one years old. I

815
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: think you know why I say private jets because the

816
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: price tag on them and the and and there's nothing

817
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: to show for it at the end. It's like buying

818
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: a yacht. You're not even buying this is like but

819
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: but at least like it's like the biggest waste of

820
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: money because you buy it, but you're not you ride

821
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: it like three times a year, and you're still spending

822
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: like a hundred and fifty dollars a year and maintaining it.

823
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure that I must have spent about

824
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: just my where's Eddie's gone? I would say I think

825
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: I spent about two to four million dollars a year

826
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: on private jet. Wow, godamn? How much to to four

827
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: million dollars maybe about that, yeah, because sometimes it's fifty

828
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: grand one way. Are we talking out of the country. No,

829
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: Just when I go to Toronto from l A. I'd

830
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: go to Toronto from Vegas, I go to uh, New York,

831
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: l A, New York, whatever it was, it was just

832
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: dumb things, or Denver to l A, you know, whatever

833
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: it was. I'd just be like and it would just

834
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: be like, let's say I did it once a month.

835
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 1: That's twelve times a year. And then you're talking like

836
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: minimum twenty five dollars. You know, that's minimum. I'm not

837
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: even going with the expensive ones. The way we do

838
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: it is we like, yo, do you know anybody owns

839
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: a plane in New York? Pay for the gas? That's

840
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: but even the gas five thousand, commit to thirty thousand.

841
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: It's no five thousand, isn't it five thousand an hour

842
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yet's stupid. It's done five. Yeah.

843
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: I go on a private jet if somebody's inviting me

844
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: on theirs now, or if it's completely necessary. It's like

845
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: there's gonna be twelve of us, and it works out

846
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: to almost the same if you're doing you know, commercial,

847
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: So you would do it if that happened, Yeah, if

848
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: it made sense. Well, Rob knows a guy that knows

849
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: a guy that knows another guy. You know that guy.

850
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: I got a jet. I know a couple of guys

851
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: are planes because they're my friends. And I'm like, I

852
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: don't want to put them in a spot with like, well,

853
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell him no. But at the

854
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: same time, I don't wanna tell me yes. So either,

855
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: because it comes with something. Yeah, it's not it's not cheap,

856
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: it's not free. It's never free. No, it's never free.

857
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: So you you you never got on the plane because

858
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: you felt peer pressure, like I'm Russell Peters, I need

859
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: to be flying a jail. You did it because you

860
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: needed to get to know my eagle was doing it too.

861
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: Let's not get it twisted. How you met um Vernon?

862
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: I met him from Henry, my manager man. Henry is

863
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: your man. You didn't know. I didn't know that. I

864
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: thought manager, producer, partner. Henry is a good dude. I

865
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: like hand. He was a good dude. He keeps me busy.

866
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,959
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Rob loves Henry because Rob's taller

867
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 1: than him. Is my favorite guy. Dude, were you born

868
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: and raising d c roun you to burn. You guys

869
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: knew each other growing up, or he went to my

870
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: neighbor of high school. Oh really, wait? What's the age

871
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: difference here? One, get the funk out of here. The

872
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: headlines as you're not it's funny Rob to Russell and

873
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: you and Russell was boys already introduced him. You know

874
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: you said you may have the DL He No I

875
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: met him to so I probably didn't lie to you

876
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: in all fairness, because he's still he still denies his

877
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: girlfriend as a crush from No, I don't. She doesn't.

878
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: She doesn't even know you. So so story about and

879
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: Tonio pulls up on me. You know what you're doing.

880
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what ship Come right with me?

881
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: I said, all right, So we're going to a friend's house.

882
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: So we pull up to this big gass house on there.

883
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: I said, who the friend is? This gate opens, I'm like,

884
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: what the He's like, you don't know who my friend is?

885
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: He fucking needs to fucking fucking amazing. I said, all right,

886
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: so you you go fucking be surprised my friends let

887
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: me in their house when they're not even sucking home.

888
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wasn't even here. First of all, I'm

889
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: gonna tell you we wasn't even in the house. He

890
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: was in the backyard. I said, we're not really in

891
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: the house. But okay, So I said, alright, alright, my fucker, okay, right,

892
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: we're here. You're inside the pattio. So, so Russ you

893
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: to tell what had I had to tell him, Hey, man,

894
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 1: my friends, you know you gotta be cool. You gotta

895
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 1: be cool and ship cool. You know you got cool,

896
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: be cool with because my guy only deals with real.

897
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: Be yourself, be yourself, be yourself. I said, okay, I

898
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: beat myself. He comes, that's oh ship Russell Peters trip

899
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: the funk out, and so Russ goes, fucking kid, how

900
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: fucking long you been Donna? Stand up? I say ten years?

901
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: He said you want to do? You want to? You

902
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: want to perform? I said yeah. He said, we fun.

903
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: We fucking leave tomorrow. I said, where are we going? Yeah? Philly? Okay,

904
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: I said, packet bag meet me here in the morning.

905
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: I said, damn, real motherfucker. And never says that you

906
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 1: know this, Oh that's what you were in Philly when

907
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: you're talking me, Russell, Oh that's what that was. Oh,

908
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: and that's the Vernon Davis. She was talking about, do

909
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: you remember because you said you on the road, You're

910
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 1: going to Philly? Russell Peters got me. And then because

911
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 1: I remember saying, you know, I'm good friends, they now

912
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: connecting the dots. I gotta be dots because I'm Indians.

913
00:53:55,680 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: Oh ship. That was good. Damn that was good. Not

914
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: just remember when he talked because I didn't know you

915
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: that you know what I'm saying. Yeah, well he was excited.

916
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: He was literally open enough for man, I'm on the roll.

917
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm like everywhere you got every week. I said, No,

918
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I thought it was amazing. I

919
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: thought he's making a million dollars or something from it.

920
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: He cleared literally upwards of twenty dollars American dollars too.

921
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: Now Russell laid it out, man, amazing best comedy. That's awesome. Man,

922
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: that's what's up? Why do you do it? I always

923
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: want to ask that question, you guys at your level. No, No,

924
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: I've been entertainment for over twenty five years and it

925
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: didn't have too many people that at a particular level

926
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: that meet somebody and says, hey, man, come on, let

927
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: me let me let me see what you got to

928
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: me put you on a lot of people, just you know,

929
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 1: because because if you put it a very hard to

930
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: do that, because if you put it off right, I

931
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,919
Speaker 1: was like, all right, Rob, let me know when you're around,

932
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go fucking see him. I'm not and

933
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: just not like I can tell you I'm gonna come

934
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: see I'm not gonna come see you as this personal

935
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: you see comedy when I'm not working, right? Do you

936
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: want to go watch football when you're not? No way,

937
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: no way, no way. Do you ever get the urge?

938
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: But like I want to go hang out in the

939
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: locker room. No, no, no, not at all. I want

940
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: to see guys and jock straps and kneepads. Yeah, just kneepads, man.

941
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: That's That's probably the most genuine thing any comics ever

942
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: done for me. I'm not even gonna I've been around

943
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 1: a lot of comics, big comics, work with keV, and

944
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: nobody ever just be like, oh, come on, I'm going

945
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: to row tomorrow. You coming Like that's that's some real ship.

946
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: Do you know what it was too? Don't happen in

947
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: this business. You said you'd just moved here, and I

948
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: was like, okay, well, then let's help the brother out there.

949
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: We just moved here. Ain't sure that was we gotta do.

950
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't have anybody opening for me. I like,

951
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: and so you know it was. It was amazing. Big

952
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: weekend too. How many shows that fortunately? It? Four? Yeah?

953
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: You on four shows? It was great. Four shows the way,

954
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: that's all I got. I got you told, he told

955
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: we're not ten percent because Cuban. You're not Mark Cuban Cubans.

956
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: God damn you have fuck give him Cuban sandwich or something. Yes,

957
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: what I'm I'm taking. Can get him a grilled cheese

958
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: with a pickle, just like a girl. God damn, broll

959
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: give me like that. We said five, said five, but

960
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: I was lying when I said five. I only got

961
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: twenty dollars. That's still su exactly. It's crazy. See now

962
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: I can do good math. You see that. Trying to

963
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: figure out two and fourteen not not gonna happen. I

964
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: was picturing two thousand and four. That's why I don't

965
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: know if you did the math backwards with me. Hello,

966
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 1: you've been doing at us thirty two years. Damn you've

967
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: been doing stand up longer, and I've been alive that

968
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 1: is correct, higher level um than your life. She looked good.

969
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: I look over to you, I know, but that's um.

970
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: I've seen the hit he took and I got punched

971
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: in the face for nine years. But football, you look good.

972
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate it. I guess when I put

973
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: my glasses on and look all right, now, you don't

974
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: look like a football player to me. I don't know.

975
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: I mean because you know what gave him away. He

976
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: looked like Terry Crew's a slow brother. You know you

977
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: should see my neck, you should see an Oh. Yeah,

978
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: I don't live heavy weights anymore. Have wake up, I

979
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: go downstairs and I work out and I eat breakfast.

980
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: And what's your workout for breakfast? Usually? You know, I

981
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: egged some egg white, some like three egg white, egg

982
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: white or three egg whites. Take three take three eggs

983
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: and take the yolk outless. That's his version of Now

984
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: do some spin it chin and some fruit. That's it.

985
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm done. But you don't get bored. I mean, a

986
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: tight end doesn't mean he's almost taking me. Yeah, what's

987
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: your what's your workout like? Daily? Now it's not the

988
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: same push up, sit ups? What do you do? Um?

989
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm asking because both of these guys, I'll run. I

990
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: like to run. It's okay, I had had to do it.

991
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, they need they do. You know

992
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's also thirties, fifties I mean different thing. Okay,

993
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There's also nose his dad.

994
00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: And then you do you do you ever want to

995
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: get to the point that you're like, I don't want

996
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: to work out no more. I don't want to do

997
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: it because we look like I can't do it, can't

998
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: do it. I can't do it. Nobody. What's I wake up?

999
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: I get? Even if it's fifteen and thirty minutes. You

1000
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: heard that, it don't take all. That's how I work out.

1001
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: That's how long you at least at least thirty minutes

1002
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: I give you at least thirty minutes every workout. That's it. Wow,

1003
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: burned about two hundred calories by being I'm sorry, apologize.

1004
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: That's the only extra calory he has in his body

1005
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: is two hundred. That's why everything else is being burnt up.

1006
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: How many calories do you eat a day before after both?

1007
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: And how much is a cigar? Because he choose them

1008
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: at the end Um. Yeah, yeah, Antonio the Cuban cigar tower.

1009
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: I like that hat Rus. What kind of is that?

1010
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 1: Keith and James Keith James, I haven't got it today.

1011
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: It's fire. It's nice. Oh. I feel like Vernon Davis

1012
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: when his hair grows out. It's tough out here, hey man. Finally,

1013
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: I mean Jesus, welcome to the show. Sometimes you got

1014
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: to set it up nice. So Vernon, you will have

1015
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: a career outside of football. That was good. That was

1016
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: good for your friend to have a Jordan brand? What

1017
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: the fund are those? These are Jordan Actually no, no,

1018
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: I know the j Jordan Jackson. Well those well, I'm

1019
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: in the mid of moving, so I don't want to

1020
01:00:54,400 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: that ship you got Jordan, you know, comfortably and I

1021
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: don't like I'll give a funk. That was a terrible

1022
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: They are pretty just what just and I was gonna

1023
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 1: hook you up with a pier. I feel connect doesn't

1024
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: have children, connect to rip. I don't need you. These

1025
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: are these are the ones that his son made. I

1026
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: think that was awesome. Michael Jordan's WI you get the

1027
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: box of briefs up? Those boxes are? These are? These

1028
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: are hands? I give me the helmet face that's what happened.

1029
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: And you know, here's the thing. At one if if

1030
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: they get any shirt of my balls gonna slip out

1031
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna go Okay, werning see now

1032
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: we're talking. Now it's going good. First three hours is hard.

1033
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. This is just like a football game. It

1034
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 1: took to get going, head to warm up. Why do

1035
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: you wear acle socks? No? These are three quarters? Why

1036
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: do you a k junior? This is I raw dog

1037
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: my shoes. I know your feet, smell you marry no

1038
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: Vernon Bottom that had that when he was three years old.

1039
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: They gave it. It is a loved to put on

1040
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: the right side. World Series number fifty or whatever the

1041
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: fucking sport? Is she jealous of what your relationship us? Yeah,

1042
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 1: yeah she is. She's mixed my coast on him. He's

1043
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: a co star in a movie from Brianna, the movie Kiss,

1044
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: and he shut the funk up. It's not the director.

1045
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they did kiss. They did kiss. Yeah, kiss?

1046
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: Just acting. Yeah, that's what I stated. The porn star

1047
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: and that's what she used to say. It's just acting,

1048
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,919
Speaker 1: just doing. I'm just working. You know, when most girls

1049
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,439
Speaker 1: come home from a hard day of work, their feet

1050
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: or sore. That's what I told her. Now she loves

1051
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: burning man huh as a as a human it's a

1052
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: human being used on set when they were kissing, I

1053
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: didn't know what so he was there first? You there,

1054
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: you go, that's why you sa I agree? Is that

1055
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 1: how you met her? From him? Not agree? No, no,

1056
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: no no. I actually met her on a set of

1057
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: a movie. Um. I had seen her in his story,

1058
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: but I didn't put the dots together until I saw

1059
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: her actually in person. What you did with the dots again?

1060
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: When you saw did you? Did you like her? They

1061
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: don't know you just like kind of just like she

1062
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: carried me. She didn't even in the story. You're very

1063
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: little you saw so you didn't know about that. How

1064
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: her when you don't know anything about the baby? When

1065
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: I look, she's cute, But I didn't. I didn't connect

1066
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: it that to. We were on set in the middle

1067
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: of filming and I wanted to go talk to her.

1068
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: We will just communicating. I was like, and I look,

1069
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: I get up familiar. She was like, you saw my story.

1070
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: It's like I've seen you before. She was like no.

1071
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, do you watch the Hallmark Channel.

1072
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, what she was like, do you watch

1073
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 1: the Hallmark Channel. The reason why I know I didn't know.

1074
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: I only knew her because of my favorite show, which

1075
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 1: is Greenleaf. She killed it. The show so addicting. Man,

1076
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 1: it was like, and I see it the churches it's

1077
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 1: about you would watch atheist if you don't know he

1078
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: don't believe in anything other than himself. Um, but yeah,

1079
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: but but you know she's so, she's an amazing actress

1080
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: on the show called Greenleaf. It's on Netflix, and it's

1081
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: about the churches and how miss Skanks. Ts Skanks is

1082
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: the character she plays, and she's she's on you know,

1083
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: they talk about churches in the in the drama that

1084
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: happens in church and with drama, the Mala station or

1085
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 1: they're not paying taxes, a swing and a miss um. No,

1086
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: it's just everything, just the money stuff to how people

1087
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: are stealing stuff, who's fucking who, the preachers doing that,

1088
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: the preacher's daughters, the preacher's daughter's husband is gay. It's

1089
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: all kinds of sleeping with the guy from the church

1090
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: is sitting in and you wonder why. It's just some

1091
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 1: real real ship. I mean, I don't really, that's just

1092
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: human ship. Yeah, but real life is like that. Your

1093
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: life is like that your mother is doing. I mean,

1094
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 1: you can change it just if you want to. You

1095
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: one and Indian guy, I'll change your SII. Hello, I

1096
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah. No, they don't do no. Yeah. Last

1097
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: thing we need is your serial misspronouncing things too. I

1098
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: think this is done looking. Antonio's English is hilarious because

1099
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,959
Speaker 1: he gets excited and then he forgets that he doesn't

1100
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: know it. Yeah, he doesn't know English, and then he'd

1101
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: be like, yo, yo, we went to that steakhouse in Brooklyn,

1102
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: Peter Peter Logan's Peter Logan's I'm like, what is that?

1103
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 1: Peter Logans? My friends got that sleep omnia ship. I'm

1104
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 1: like what, But in my mind feel like I'm saying

1105
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: that the right, Well, your mind, your mind is the

1106
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: thing that fucks you up. Apparently so far been good, right,

1107
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:35,439
Speaker 1: but you've been I don't know. Maybe it's the mic,

1108
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: it is, it's the it's the mike. The mic changes

1109
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: the way you speak. You think about it more. It

1110
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: takes me back to my radio days to like they

1111
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 1: used to get on me about that too. They used

1112
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 1: to be like used to be like stop stop speaking

1113
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 1: to lure you dreaming. That's a good question, that's a

1114
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:58,479
Speaker 1: good quick English. But but it depends on who's talking.

1115
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: Talk though. But sometimes I think about ship in Spanish

1116
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 1: before before it comes out real talk though, real real talk,

1117
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: And like they're certain words that I perhaps don't know

1118
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: how to pronounce because I read them kind of kind

1119
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: of like read them in Spanish. Speaking in Zulu or Africa,

1120
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 1: I can speak to Zulu, let me here and what

1121
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: do you want to hear something? Well? Like I would

1122
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 1: when I'm in South Africa. I speak a lot of

1123
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 1: me like when you see them, like I see you

1124
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 1: say you're Zula, Like, hey, I'm Johnny, bubbla bubba john

1125
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: know you know this? And then I was like hey,

1126
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: Johnny was like hey, how are you doing? What's up?

1127
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: And then it would be like because I woul always,

1128
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: I always learned the same ship in every language, I'm like,

1129
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: so like what are you doing? Brother? And I go

1130
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 1: looking for something? Musa and I even't Muza and vaginas

1131
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: my Zulu and my band bailes tits and how many

1132
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: languages do you know? I know words in a lot

1133
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: of languages, but I don't actually know another language like

1134
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: I can't have in languages, do you know a lot?

1135
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: Like I meet people and I always know something in

1136
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 1: their language, whether it's one word or a few, but

1137
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 1: I always know like some When I was in Hong Kong,

1138
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: I pick was sitting over there, and you know, you

1139
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 1: know that wrong language for Hong Kong, doing Hong Kong.

1140
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: When I was in Hong Kong, I faked. We went

1141
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 1: to a night market and I faked a whole like.

1142
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 1: So We're in the night market and walking this one

1143
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,639
Speaker 1: booth and the lady selling all these fake designer scarves

1144
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 1: like Louis Gucci, her man is everything, and I go

1145
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 1: how much? And she goes one thousand. I go, no

1146
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: cheese thing. She goes, I no cheese thing. I'll do that.

1147
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: I go, and then I go another seven fifty. I

1148
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: go seven fifty and she's a because BASI means snot

1149
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I'm just going basy and she goes,

1150
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: oh no, do I go? And then she goes, okay,

1151
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: uh six hundred no. And then I pointed I had

1152
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 1: three black I had three of my security guys, all

1153
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:14,759
Speaker 1: black guys and Hawkwai and they go, hey, if Helo hakwai,

1154
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: and then I just start making noise flock I means

1155
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: fat black guy. So I'm saying this and I'm pointing

1156
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: at them. She so she thinks I know what I'm

1157
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 1: talking about the now, and she's like thing, and I'm

1158
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,240
Speaker 1: speaking a dialect now, and it's like this guy really

1159
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: knows what then he is talking. I got her down

1160
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 1: to like three or four hundred dollars from a thousand

1161
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: wild and these guys, these guys all looked at me like,

1162
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 1: when the fun did you learn Chinese? I didn't say ship,

1163
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: but crazy snot and fat black guy that's all I said.

1164
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: And the work, Yeah, you're gonna smoke bets agar, he's

1165
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: gonna suck on it can get sick, like fourteen lights

1166
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:57,720
Speaker 1: in front of you stick. You just get me another one.

1167
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 1: I take a I take a patrol, Oh get a

1168
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: pa drawing. It's the top drawer on right about the

1169
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:10,519
Speaker 1: anniversary in bestment. They're good, They're really good. You want

1170
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:15,600
Speaker 1: this is my second people like job. It's not that

1171
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:20,439
Speaker 1: it's in a plastic java. Second draw Java was good.

1172
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: That was how long you've been smoking vern since two

1173
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,719
Speaker 1: thousand and eight? It's been a minute did you start smoking?

1174
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 1: My business advice I had at the top. He's okay, Yeah,

1175
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 1: he's big on cigars. Man. Yeah, I gave Rob as

1176
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: good as he though looking at shooting people will mock you,

1177
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 1: but you're like, you know what, I'll give a he's good. Yeah. Yeah.

1178
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: We had Russell on the show. Oh yeah, I did

1179
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: the show. We did it at my old house. The

1180
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 1: old house. Actually the week before you was out. It

1181
01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 1: was a week before I think, wasn't it. Yeah, Java,

1182
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 1: that look like Java. It's a rocket to tell it's

1183
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 1: actually a black and mild. It's a good one. I

1184
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: think we could end this now. That's how it goes.

1185
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,120
Speaker 1: I'd like to thank my guests for being here today.

1186
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 1: Antonio the Cuban cigar smoker. My good Antonio was on time.

1187
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: Rip Rip Hamilton's who was here but left before we

1188
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 1: could even start recording. Well because Vernon. Blame it on

1189
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: Vernon's Vernon showed up because Vernon, I have the bladder

1190
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:41,280
Speaker 1: of a child is here, Davis. Uh, I don't know

1191
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,479
Speaker 1: how you made it through a football game. Have a

1192
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 1: piss bottle beside you. I don't know what are you

1193
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 1: doing on the sidelines. We have these bags with the

1194
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 1: stuff in and you go behind the bet. You just

1195
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: do what you really do. Yeah, and the saying has

1196
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,800
Speaker 1: a sin in it, like a diper almost, but like

1197
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: like this this is place crystallizing Jones. Just open it

1198
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,719
Speaker 1: up up and you just go to work. You stick

1199
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,400
Speaker 1: it down in there. You just do what you do.

1200
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: That's why you're going into those tents. You go to

1201
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: the deep. Wow, that's why they say I'm popping a tent.

1202
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll have a bucket. They have a bucket. You

1203
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 1: go like a like just like a paint bucket and

1204
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 1: they have that same kind of sand in there, and

1205
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,919
Speaker 1: you just go to it's like a gel and crystallize

1206
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: is or some ship. It's what they have in diapers. Basically,

1207
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 1: you just without the diaper exactly. I want to thank

1208
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: Rob Gordon for being here as well. Uh sorry Rob,

1209
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: we didn't have a booster seat for you today, but

1210
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 1: you did really well on the couch. Listen. The jeans

1211
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 1: are fine. You have the knees of quin Latifa. Those

1212
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: are on his knees. Those are his tits. Hey man,

1213
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: I'll sense it, and you're gonna stop that ship. Sorry,

1214
01:12:53,280 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: you ship the morning. First thing. It's always the five

1215
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 1: three guards. This was culturally canceled. I'm your host roussel

1216
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: petars m