Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second day. You know, a lot of women
Speaker 1: will tell you that they think a sexy job is
Speaker 1: a firefighter or maybe a pilot something like that. But
Speaker 1: we all know what women really want is a dude
Speaker 1: that cuts fabric at your local craft store. That is
Speaker 1: a hot job. Lots of time I was at the
Speaker 1: craft store, and every other time before, it's always been
Speaker 1: like a sixty five year old woman that's done that
Speaker 1: for me. You're going to the wrong craft stores because
Speaker 1: there are some hot dudes working at the craft stores.
Speaker 1: And Denise knows that because that's where she met the
Speaker 1: dude she wants to call today for a second date. Update.
Speaker 1: What's up, Denise? Hi, God, you're a maniac Denise rolling
Speaker 1: out to the craft store hitting on men. Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't go down exactly like that. Okay, how did it
Speaker 1: go down? Well, I had to make a return and
Speaker 1: I didn't know if they would accept it because I
Speaker 1: had bought it at a different store. So I called
Speaker 1: and the guy who I spoke to was really nice. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you were You didn't even see this guy in person,
Speaker 1: You just called him on the phone. Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: I talked to him and he was really nice. And
Speaker 1: like we ended up discovering that we both went to
Speaker 1: the same high school. Oh my god, how long were
Speaker 1: you on the phone with the guy from the craft
Speaker 1: store about returning some fabric? It wasn't I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't that long. It was probably longer than a normal conversation,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't that long. Did you guys know each
Speaker 1: other in high school? Did you realize that? No? I
Speaker 1: guess we went at different times, well a lot in
Speaker 1: common with this craft store fell it. Did you ask
Speaker 1: him out on a date right then? Or no? I didn't? So,
Speaker 1: I mean we got off the phone, and then I
Speaker 1: ended up going right in like in the next hour,
Speaker 1: and like he was working and I saw him and
Speaker 1: he was really cute, which was Oh, man, shocking. Were
Speaker 1: you shocked by that? You were a little shocked. I
Speaker 1: was a little shocked because I feel like, normally it's
Speaker 1: a sixty five year old lady who's working at the
Speaker 1: craft store. So right, okay? And who asked who out?
Speaker 1: Did you ask him out? Or did he ask you out?
Speaker 1: We just exchanged numbers and agreed to go out later
Speaker 1: that night. Oh, you craftstore boy are moving quick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's his name? By the way, so I don't have
Speaker 1: to call him that. His name is Russell Russell. He
Speaker 1: probably goes by craft store boy in all the circles
Speaker 1: that he runs in, so probably not a big deal.
Speaker 1: What do you and Russell do? We just went to
Speaker 1: um like a tacaria and got like Margarita's and tacos
Speaker 1: and how was it? It was really fun. We both
Speaker 1: talked about how much we dig a bunch of different
Speaker 1: TV shows and there's one that I really want to
Speaker 1: see and I feel like people have talked about it.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh my gosh, me too. Is it?
Speaker 1: And then like I said, Dexter as he was saying it,
Speaker 1: and we were like, what, that's like the most romantic
Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard. That's a show about a serial killer.
Speaker 1: So you guys bonded over your interest in a serial killer.
Speaker 1: That's very romantic. Yeah, I mean it wasn't that romanic,
Speaker 1: but it was cool. We both wanted to see the
Speaker 1: same show. Okay, that's an easy segue into so we
Speaker 1: should hang out and see the show together. Did that happen?
Speaker 1: So it's funny that you say that, because that's exactly
Speaker 1: what happened. Next, he asked me over to his apartment
Speaker 1: to watch Dexter. Oh wait, that same night. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the same night, the same night that I talked
Speaker 1: to him on the phone and then made the return
Speaker 1: and then eating tacos and drinking Margarita's. I'm going over
Speaker 1: to his apartment and we're watching Dexter. It sounds like
Speaker 1: I've known him for a month, but it's been just
Speaker 1: one day. Yeah, you guys have spent more quality time
Speaker 1: together than a lot of couples. Already. Cool and you
Speaker 1: didn't feel like it was a ploy just to give
Speaker 1: you back to the house. Oh no, Like I totally did,
Speaker 1: but I was absolutely fine with that. Okay, good, Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys are on the same page there too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how did the rest of the evening go? So we
Speaker 1: got there and we started watching the show and it
Speaker 1: was really good, and before we knew it, it had
Speaker 1: been I think we binge watched it for like three
Speaker 1: hours and nothing happened. We literally watched the show for
Speaker 1: three hours. Yeah, and then what then? I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's really really late, I need to go. And so
Speaker 1: he walked me to the door and he gave me
Speaker 1: a hug and I left, and like, we agreed we
Speaker 1: would talk later, but that was it. Nothing like no
Speaker 1: kissing or anything like that. Wow, that's weird. He actually
Speaker 1: just wanted to watch the show that you guys talked about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, or maybe he was really into it. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is really good. It's not like I was sitting
Speaker 1: there waiting for something to happen. I guess it's just
Speaker 1: thinking about it. I'm like, m that's a little weird.
Speaker 1: And you're sure he's interested in you and in women?
Speaker 1: I think so. I'm I mean, I think we hit
Speaker 1: it off. I mean he seemed to be not creepy flirty,
Speaker 1: but like blurty enough to where it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he seems interested in me, and you know, he asked
Speaker 1: me to his house. And how many times have you
Speaker 1: guys talk since then? So here's it's a weird thing.
Speaker 1: We text a lot, and we've talked him the phone
Speaker 1: a couple of times, and then it just kind of
Speaker 1: fizzled out. And I don't know why. Weird. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: these craft store employees, they're players, so he's you know,
Speaker 1: probably got a ton of girls coming in there making returns.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he's spent a lot of time at
Speaker 1: the retirement home. You know how it goes, you guys. Joke.
Speaker 1: But if you're a cute boy in a craft store,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. You've got elementary ed school teachers
Speaker 1: everywhere and there's a lot of cute single ones. I
Speaker 1: hope that's not the case, because I want the craft
Speaker 1: store boy for my fall. Well, we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, hang on looking jubil in the morning update
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Denise is on the phone and she met a guy
Speaker 1: named Russell, and their first date had all of the
Speaker 1: makings that a long lasting relationship needs. It had tacos,
Speaker 1: a mutual love for arts and crafts, and an insane
Speaker 1: serial killer. It's really all you need to make a
Speaker 1: relationship work. And they had everything. So now she's confused
Speaker 1: why the dude isn't calling her back. They met at
Speaker 1: a craft store he actually works there, and they agreed
Speaker 1: to go out for tacos. They went out for tacos,
Speaker 1: and after that they went to go watch Dexter at
Speaker 1: his place because they were talking about it during the date.
Speaker 1: But since then, the conversation has kind of trailed off,
Speaker 1: and now she hasn't heard from him in a while,
Speaker 1: so we're about to get him on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out what happened. Are you ready to niece? Okay? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Russell? Please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is Russell Russell? How are you man? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What is
Speaker 1: this Jewel from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Why are you calling me? Because I
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about something? Are you hitting
Speaker 1: on me? Like? Yeah, no, I'm not, but I am
Speaker 1: interested in craft store employees. So maybe someday Russell, you
Speaker 1: know I work at the craft store? Like, what what
Speaker 1: do you? What is this? This This? We do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the Second Date Update. So we
Speaker 1: recently got an email about you from a girl named Denise.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? Denise emailed us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone because apparently you've
Speaker 1: stopped talking to her. Of course I did. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Of course you did. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: guys spent a lot of time together. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you would define as a long time. I
Speaker 1: mean we hung out one day, like one night, Okay,
Speaker 1: I yeah she told us that, but I just meant
Speaker 1: like a lot of time in that one day. Honestly,
Speaker 1: how much do you know? Like why would you be
Speaker 1: I don't understand this phone call. Well, we know kind
Speaker 1: of a lot about your date, because Denise emailed us,
Speaker 1: like I said, and we talked to her about it,
Speaker 1: and she said that she met you because you work
Speaker 1: at a craft store that she goes to, and you
Speaker 1: guys went out for tacos and then we're talking about
Speaker 1: Dexter and then you went back to your place to
Speaker 1: watch some of the show. I was honestly shocked that
Speaker 1: you guys could watch three hours of any show after
Speaker 1: Margharita's and neither one of you made any sort of
Speaker 1: move on each other. Yeah. Wow, Yeah she did tell
Speaker 1: you a lot, didn't she. Yeah, she told us all
Speaker 1: about your evening. And that's why she's confused. Like why
Speaker 1: did you stop talking to her? I stopped talking to
Speaker 1: her because she's got to respect me. How was she
Speaker 1: not respectful? You know what? I'd rather just just go away.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to her again and we
Speaker 1: could just move on from this. WHOA well, can you
Speaker 1: give us anything, because she's really confused. I just want
Speaker 1: to be able to tell her something. And I mean,
Speaker 1: if she did seth in to like disrespect you, she
Speaker 1: doesn't know she did. She did, she did. Did she
Speaker 1: tell you how she finished the entire first season of
Speaker 1: Dexter without me? No? Well she did, and that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be our thing. So obviously she doesn't respect me,
Speaker 1: now does she. Wait, that's what you're upset about, Like,
Speaker 1: that's her disrespect. It's her finishing the season of Dexter.
Speaker 1: You're acting like it's not a big deal. We spend
Speaker 1: three hours getting into this series. This is what we
Speaker 1: bonded over. She takes off, and then she tells me
Speaker 1: a few days later that she finished the whole season
Speaker 1: without me. Yeah, that's a big deal, apparently. Sound you
Speaker 1: sound really upset by this. Yeah, because this is more
Speaker 1: than just a TV show. This is what we bonded over,
Speaker 1: all right, So it does. Yeah, it kind of hurts.
Speaker 1: What was your reaction to her when she told you
Speaker 1: that she finished the season. She texted that to me,
Speaker 1: And to be honest, I was a little shocked. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even say a little shocked. I was a lot
Speaker 1: of shocked, all right, to finish the whole season. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to respond to her. I had to cool off.
Speaker 1: I had to take a few hour. Wow, you guys
Speaker 1: are acting like this is no big deal. This is
Speaker 1: a big deal, dude. I can tell that this is
Speaker 1: very important to you, and that's why I want to
Speaker 1: tell you that she's actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. What. Hey, Russell, you've
Speaker 1: been on the phone the whole time. Yeah, I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you have time to be on the phone. I figured
Speaker 1: you're up to season two, three and four pins. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I thought this was going to be our thing.
Speaker 1: I thought this is what this was the start to
Speaker 1: our relationship. Hey, let's watch the show together. But I
Speaker 1: guess you had other plans. Corssell, we've never even kissed.
Speaker 1: We hung out for one day, and you're talking about
Speaker 1: this startup of relationship like we hung out one time,
Speaker 1: we hugged. I don't I don't think i've betrayed you here.
Speaker 1: I thought we just had a good time. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: did have a good time, and then you had to
Speaker 1: go and finish season one. I mean, aside from that
Speaker 1: being a little crazy, it's kind of sweet that he
Speaker 1: wanted this to be your thing. Yeah, oh totally, I agree.
Speaker 1: I think that's really sweet. But like to just decide that, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is really offensive and I'm just gonna ghost right
Speaker 1: now because I watched the rest of Dexter is kind
Speaker 1: of a little insane. Like I will absolutely go and
Speaker 1: watch all those episodes with you again, for sure. I
Speaker 1: just I had no idea that you were like this
Speaker 1: intense about we're watching it together. I told you when
Speaker 1: it was done that was the best first three episodes
Speaker 1: of my life. Did that not clue you in on
Speaker 1: how I would want to continue them with you? I mean,
Speaker 1: this is just a foreshadowing what our relationship would be,
Speaker 1: is that we would start something and you'd finish it
Speaker 1: without me. Oh wow, Okay, okay, I thought you were
Speaker 1: exaggerating when you said that. And also, again, we're not dating.
Speaker 1: I'm aware we're not. I'm aware we're not dating because
Speaker 1: if we were dating, you wouldn't have finished the season
Speaker 1: without me. You did. You don't respect me, you don't
Speaker 1: respect the TV. Oh my good. Are you being serious
Speaker 1: right now? Or is this just serious? This is why
Speaker 1: I haven't texted you back you only care about yourself.
Speaker 1: You're right, it goes so much deeper than just a
Speaker 1: TV show there, Russell, exactly, thanks for understanding my position
Speaker 1: on this. Okay, well, I do think that Russell, you're
Speaker 1: being like way over dramatic. He does bring up one point.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you commit to a TV show with someone,
Speaker 1: you finish it with someone. Okay, absolutely, And had we agreed,
Speaker 1: I would understand where he's coming from. But since we
Speaker 1: didn't talk about it at all, he hugged me at
Speaker 1: the door and we said, hope we hang out soon.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was disrespecting him or cheating on
Speaker 1: him by watching some episodes the next morning. You watched
Speaker 1: it the next morning. I don't watch Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: or some don't watch the thing we just started the
Speaker 1: next morning. That's crazy. Oh my god. Do you know
Speaker 1: how bad I wanted to watch Dexter? But I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was gonna wait for you. In fact, the second
Speaker 1: you left, I was gonna start the fourth episode. But no,
Speaker 1: I was into you. I respect you. Let's wait watch
Speaker 1: Dexter together. No, you just decide I'm gonna get some
Speaker 1: shut I wake up, Russell. I'm gonna start episode four.
Speaker 1: You crazy person. I can tell you're fired up, Russell,
Speaker 1: But I have to ask, would you like to go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Denise? We will pay for it. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have time. I have to catch up on dexter.
Speaker 1: I haven't feel in the Denise. You may be over
Speaker 1: it too. Yeah, I think I'm over it, dude. I
Speaker 1: can't believe not even like you. You sound like the
Speaker 1: total opposite of anything that I would like, which is stables.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't need you. I don't need
Speaker 1: people that are cheaters in my life. Wow, he is. Yeah, Russell,
Speaker 1: I really hope you never meet anybody and start breaking
Speaker 1: bad with them. Yeah right, I hope you never meet anyone,
Speaker 1: because that's gonna be the craziest, most toxic relationship in
Speaker 1: the entire world. And that's gonna be before you, guys
Speaker 1: even communicate with words. Spoiler alert. I need to leave.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that all I'm done here? Yes,
Speaker 1: that that's all Russell. The episode is finished and share
Speaker 1: it together. Yeah, good for you, smart thrub it in.
Speaker 1: I hope a girl never does that to you. I
Speaker 1: hope so too. And Denise, I hope you learned a
Speaker 1: valuable lesson today. Absolutely date psychopath in the morning man.
Speaker 1: People take their TV watching very seriously. Yeah, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewbil in the morning text in at seven eight five
Speaker 1: to nine two. It says I had an X that
Speaker 1: watched episodes of Park and Wreck ahead of where we
Speaker 1: were at, and it was like a stab through the heart.
Speaker 1: It is if you don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Talking about todays second date update, This dude Russell got
Speaker 1: a call from Denise. They went out together and he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling her back on their date. They ended up
Speaker 1: watching Dexter together and they really enjoyed it, so she
Speaker 1: went home and watched a few episodes on her own
Speaker 1: and told him about it, and he stopped talking to
Speaker 1: her and didn't want to see her again because she
Speaker 1: was a liar and a cheater and how dare she
Speaker 1: watched more episodes without him. He was pissed, and everybody
Speaker 1: texting in right now at seven eight five to nine
Speaker 1: two is pretty much on his side. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: understand being upset, right, It's caused fights in my relationship
Speaker 1: even before, But to not go out with someone again
Speaker 1: over it, that seems extreme to anything with my girlfriend
Speaker 1: for the same reason you go ahead a couple episodes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I will never start anything with you
Speaker 1: ever again. But you're right, it's all like I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna see her again. I just don't want anymore. You're
Speaker 1: doing the smart thing. You're not watching TV with her,
Speaker 1: and you're not watching because if she did watch an
Speaker 1: episode ahead of you, you'd probably end up breaking up
Speaker 1: with her at some point. Somebody texted in at seven
Speaker 1: eighty five nine two and says, I kind of get it.
Speaker 1: I've been dying to watch the new episode of Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones, but that's my girlfriend's show, and if she
Speaker 1: finds out, she'll kill me. And there's lots of people
Speaker 1: texting at seven eighty five and nine two saying they
Speaker 1: would kill somebody for watching episodes ahead of them. Did
Speaker 1: you see the Texas says my husband didn't talk to
Speaker 1: me for three days because I watched an episode of
Speaker 1: Arrow without him. Yeah. Super offensive to him too, apparently, Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently that's the worst thing you can do in relationships,
Speaker 1: the silent treatment. Hey, I feel it, honest, I would
Speaker 1: rather I would rather you go out and have an fair,
Speaker 1: a super emotional one where you spent the whole time
Speaker 1: talking about how terrible I was as a person and
Speaker 1: that's why you're cheating on me. Then watch one episode
Speaker 1: of Dexter without me. That is ridiculous disrespect if you
Speaker 1: actually did a spoiler to him, like if you in
Speaker 1: this season. So they decided not to go out again.
Speaker 1: He did not want to talk to her anymore, and
Speaker 1: she was like, you're crazy because you're this upset about
Speaker 1: me watching Dexter ahead of time and she didn't want
Speaker 1: to go out with him. Remember you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day update. All you have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back, and hopefully it's not as bad
Speaker 1: as what just happened. It's Brook and Jewel in the morning.