WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Craft Store Boy

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels second day. You know, a lot of women

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you that they think a sexy job is

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<v Speaker 1>a firefighter or maybe a pilot something like that. But

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<v Speaker 1>we all know what women really want is a dude

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<v Speaker 1>that cuts fabric at your local craft store. That is

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<v Speaker 1>a hot job. Lots of time I was at the

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<v Speaker 1>craft store, and every other time before, it's always been

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<v Speaker 1>like a sixty five year old woman that's done that

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<v Speaker 1>for me. You're going to the wrong craft stores because

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<v Speaker 1>there are some hot dudes working at the craft stores.

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<v Speaker 1>And Denise knows that because that's where she met the

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<v Speaker 1>dude she wants to call today for a second date. Update.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Denise? Hi, God, you're a maniac Denise rolling

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<v Speaker 1>out to the craft store hitting on men. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go down exactly like that. Okay, how did it

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<v Speaker 1>go down? Well, I had to make a return and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if they would accept it because I

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<v Speaker 1>had bought it at a different store. So I called

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<v Speaker 1>and the guy who I spoke to was really nice. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>so you were You didn't even see this guy in person,

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<v Speaker 1>You just called him on the phone. Yeah, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to him and he was really nice. And

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<v Speaker 1>like we ended up discovering that we both went to

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<v Speaker 1>the same high school. Oh my god, how long were

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone with the guy from the craft

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<v Speaker 1>store about returning some fabric? It wasn't I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that long. It was probably longer than a normal conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't that long. Did you guys know each

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<v Speaker 1>other in high school? Did you realize that? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we went at different times, well a lot in

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<v Speaker 1>common with this craft store fell it. Did you ask

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<v Speaker 1>him out on a date right then? Or no? I didn't? So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we got off the phone, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>ended up going right in like in the next hour,

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<v Speaker 1>and like he was working and I saw him and

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<v Speaker 1>he was really cute, which was Oh, man, shocking. Were

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<v Speaker 1>you shocked by that? You were a little shocked. I

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<v Speaker 1>was a little shocked because I feel like, normally it's

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<v Speaker 1>a sixty five year old lady who's working at the

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<v Speaker 1>craft store. So right, okay? And who asked who out?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ask him out? Or did he ask you out?

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<v Speaker 1>We just exchanged numbers and agreed to go out later

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<v Speaker 1>that night. Oh, you craftstore boy are moving quick? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name? By the way, so I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to call him that. His name is Russell Russell. He

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<v Speaker 1>probably goes by craft store boy in all the circles

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<v Speaker 1>that he runs in, so probably not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you and Russell do? We just went to

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<v Speaker 1>um like a tacaria and got like Margarita's and tacos

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<v Speaker 1>and how was it? It was really fun. We both

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<v Speaker 1>talked about how much we dig a bunch of different

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows and there's one that I really want to

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<v Speaker 1>see and I feel like people have talked about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, oh my gosh, me too. Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>And then like I said, Dexter as he was saying it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like, what, that's like the most romantic

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<v Speaker 1>thing I've ever heard. That's a show about a serial killer.

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys bonded over your interest in a serial killer.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very romantic. Yeah, I mean it wasn't that romanic,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was cool. We both wanted to see the

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<v Speaker 1>same show. Okay, that's an easy segue into so we

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<v Speaker 1>should hang out and see the show together. Did that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's funny that you say that, because that's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. Next, he asked me over to his apartment

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<v Speaker 1>to watch Dexter. Oh wait, that same night. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was the same night, the same night that I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him on the phone and then made the return

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<v Speaker 1>and then eating tacos and drinking Margarita's. I'm going over

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<v Speaker 1>to his apartment and we're watching Dexter. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>I've known him for a month, but it's been just

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<v Speaker 1>one day. Yeah, you guys have spent more quality time

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<v Speaker 1>together than a lot of couples. Already. Cool and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feel like it was a ploy just to give

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<v Speaker 1>you back to the house. Oh no, Like I totally did,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was absolutely fine with that. Okay, good, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are on the same page there too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how did the rest of the evening go? So we

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<v Speaker 1>got there and we started watching the show and it

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<v Speaker 1>was really good, and before we knew it, it had

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<v Speaker 1>been I think we binge watched it for like three

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<v Speaker 1>hours and nothing happened. We literally watched the show for

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<v Speaker 1>three hours. Yeah, and then what then? I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really really late, I need to go. And so

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<v Speaker 1>he walked me to the door and he gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a hug and I left, and like, we agreed we

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<v Speaker 1>would talk later, but that was it. Nothing like no

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<v Speaker 1>kissing or anything like that. Wow, that's weird. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to watch the show that you guys talked about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, or maybe he was really into it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it is really good. It's not like I was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there waiting for something to happen. I guess it's just

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it. I'm like, m that's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're sure he's interested in you and in women?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. I'm I mean, I think we hit

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<v Speaker 1>it off. I mean he seemed to be not creepy flirty,

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<v Speaker 1>but like blurty enough to where it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he seems interested in me, and you know, he asked

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<v Speaker 1>me to his house. And how many times have you

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<v Speaker 1>guys talk since then? So here's it's a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We text a lot, and we've talked him the phone

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times, and then it just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>fizzled out. And I don't know why. Weird. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>these craft store employees, they're players, so he's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>probably got a ton of girls coming in there making returns.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, he's spent a lot of time at

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<v Speaker 1>the retirement home. You know how it goes, you guys. Joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're a cute boy in a craft store,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you. You've got elementary ed school teachers

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<v Speaker 1>everywhere and there's a lot of cute single ones. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that's not the case, because I want the craft

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<v Speaker 1>store boy for my fall. Well, we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, hang on looking jubil in the morning update

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just joining us for today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Denise is on the phone and she met a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Russell, and their first date had all of the

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<v Speaker 1>makings that a long lasting relationship needs. It had tacos,

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<v Speaker 1>a mutual love for arts and crafts, and an insane

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<v Speaker 1>serial killer. It's really all you need to make a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship work. And they had everything. So now she's confused

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<v Speaker 1>why the dude isn't calling her back. They met at

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<v Speaker 1>a craft store he actually works there, and they agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to go out for tacos. They went out for tacos,

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<v Speaker 1>and after that they went to go watch Dexter at

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<v Speaker 1>his place because they were talking about it during the date.

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<v Speaker 1>But since then, the conversation has kind of trailed off,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she hasn't heard from him in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're about to get him on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out what happened. Are you ready to niece? Okay? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Russell? Please? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Russell Russell? How are you man? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What is

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<v Speaker 1>this Jewel from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show. Why are you calling me? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to you about something? Are you hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on me? Like? Yeah, no, I'm not, but I am

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<v Speaker 1>interested in craft store employees. So maybe someday Russell, you

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<v Speaker 1>know I work at the craft store? Like, what what

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<v Speaker 1>do you? What is this? This This? We do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the Second Date Update. So we

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<v Speaker 1>recently got an email about you from a girl named Denise.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Yeah? Denise emailed us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we could get you on the phone because apparently you've

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<v Speaker 1>stopped talking to her. Of course I did. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Of course you did. It sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>guys spent a lot of time together. Yeah. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you would define as a long time. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we hung out one day, like one night, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah she told us that, but I just meant

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of time in that one day. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>how much do you know? Like why would you be

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand this phone call. Well, we know kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a lot about your date, because Denise emailed us,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, and we talked to her about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that she met you because you work

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<v Speaker 1>at a craft store that she goes to, and you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went out for tacos and then we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Dexter and then you went back to your place to

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<v Speaker 1>watch some of the show. I was honestly shocked that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys could watch three hours of any show after

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<v Speaker 1>Margharita's and neither one of you made any sort of

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<v Speaker 1>move on each other. Yeah. Wow, Yeah she did tell

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<v Speaker 1>you a lot, didn't she. Yeah, she told us all

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<v Speaker 1>about your evening. And that's why she's confused. Like why

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<v Speaker 1>did you stop talking to her? I stopped talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her because she's got to respect me. How was she

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<v Speaker 1>not respectful? You know what? I'd rather just just go away.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to her again and we

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<v Speaker 1>could just move on from this. WHOA well, can you

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<v Speaker 1>give us anything, because she's really confused. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to tell her something. And I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if she did seth in to like disrespect you, she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know she did. She did, she did. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how she finished the entire first season of

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<v Speaker 1>Dexter without me? No? Well she did, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be our thing. So obviously she doesn't respect me,

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<v Speaker 1>now does she. Wait, that's what you're upset about, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's her disrespect. It's her finishing the season of Dexter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're acting like it's not a big deal. We spend

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<v Speaker 1>three hours getting into this series. This is what we

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<v Speaker 1>bonded over. She takes off, and then she tells me

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<v Speaker 1>a few days later that she finished the whole season

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<v Speaker 1>without me. Yeah, that's a big deal, apparently. Sound you

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<v Speaker 1>sound really upset by this. Yeah, because this is more

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<v Speaker 1>than just a TV show. This is what we bonded over,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So it does. Yeah, it kind of hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your reaction to her when she told you

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<v Speaker 1>that she finished the season. She texted that to me,

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<v Speaker 1>And to be honest, I was a little shocked. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even say a little shocked. I was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of shocked, all right, to finish the whole season. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to respond to her. I had to cool off.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to take a few hour. Wow, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are acting like this is no big deal. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal, dude. I can tell that this is

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<v Speaker 1>very important to you, and that's why I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that she's actually on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. What. Hey, Russell, you've

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<v Speaker 1>been on the phone the whole time. Yeah, I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 1>you have time to be on the phone. I figured

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<v Speaker 1>you're up to season two, three and four pins. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I thought this was going to be our thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this is what this was the start to

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<v Speaker 1>our relationship. Hey, let's watch the show together. But I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you had other plans. Corssell, we've never even kissed.

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<v Speaker 1>We hung out for one day, and you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this startup of relationship like we hung out one time,

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<v Speaker 1>we hugged. I don't I don't think i've betrayed you here.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we just had a good time. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>did have a good time, and then you had to

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<v Speaker 1>go and finish season one. I mean, aside from that

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<v Speaker 1>being a little crazy, it's kind of sweet that he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted this to be your thing. Yeah, oh totally, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's really sweet. But like to just decide that, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is really offensive and I'm just gonna ghost right

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<v Speaker 1>now because I watched the rest of Dexter is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a little insane. Like I will absolutely go and

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<v Speaker 1>watch all those episodes with you again, for sure. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I had no idea that you were like this

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<v Speaker 1>intense about we're watching it together. I told you when

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<v Speaker 1>it was done that was the best first three episodes

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. Did that not clue you in on

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<v Speaker 1>how I would want to continue them with you? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just a foreshadowing what our relationship would be,

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<v Speaker 1>is that we would start something and you'd finish it

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<v Speaker 1>without me. Oh wow, Okay, okay, I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>exaggerating when you said that. And also, again, we're not dating.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm aware we're not. I'm aware we're not dating because

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<v Speaker 1>if we were dating, you wouldn't have finished the season

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<v Speaker 1>without me. You did. You don't respect me, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>respect the TV. Oh my good. Are you being serious

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Or is this just serious? This is why

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't texted you back you only care about yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, it goes so much deeper than just a

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<v Speaker 1>TV show there, Russell, exactly, thanks for understanding my position

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<v Speaker 1>on this. Okay, well, I do think that Russell, you're

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<v Speaker 1>being like way over dramatic. He does bring up one point.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you commit to a TV show with someone,

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<v Speaker 1>you finish it with someone. Okay, absolutely, And had we agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>I would understand where he's coming from. But since we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't talk about it at all, he hugged me at

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<v Speaker 1>the door and we said, hope we hang out soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think I was disrespecting him or cheating on

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<v Speaker 1>him by watching some episodes the next morning. You watched

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<v Speaker 1>it the next morning. I don't watch Game of Thrones

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<v Speaker 1>or some don't watch the thing we just started the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning. That's crazy. Oh my god. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>how bad I wanted to watch Dexter? But I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna wait for you. In fact, the second

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<v Speaker 1>you left, I was gonna start the fourth episode. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I was into you. I respect you. Let's wait watch

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<v Speaker 1>Dexter together. No, you just decide I'm gonna get some

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<v Speaker 1>shut I wake up, Russell. I'm gonna start episode four.

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<v Speaker 1>You crazy person. I can tell you're fired up, Russell,

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<v Speaker 1>But I have to ask, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date with Denise? We will pay for it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have time. I have to catch up on dexter.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't feel in the Denise. You may be over

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<v Speaker 1>it too. Yeah, I think I'm over it, dude. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe not even like you. You sound like the

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<v Speaker 1>total opposite of anything that I would like, which is stables.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't need you. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>people that are cheaters in my life. Wow, he is. Yeah, Russell,

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<v Speaker 1>I really hope you never meet anybody and start breaking

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<v Speaker 1>bad with them. Yeah right, I hope you never meet anyone,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's gonna be the craziest, most toxic relationship in

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<v Speaker 1>the entire world. And that's gonna be before you, guys

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<v Speaker 1>even communicate with words. Spoiler alert. I need to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, is that all I'm done here? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that that's all Russell. The episode is finished and share

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<v Speaker 1>it together. Yeah, good for you, smart thrub it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope a girl never does that to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope so too. And Denise, I hope you learned a

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<v Speaker 1>valuable lesson today. Absolutely date psychopath in the morning man.

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<v Speaker 1>People take their TV watching very seriously. Yeah, Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewbil in the morning text in at seven eight five

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<v Speaker 1>to nine two. It says I had an X that

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<v Speaker 1>watched episodes of Park and Wreck ahead of where we

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<v Speaker 1>were at, and it was like a stab through the heart.

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<v Speaker 1>It is if you don't know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about todays second date update, This dude Russell got

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<v Speaker 1>a call from Denise. They went out together and he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling her back on their date. They ended up

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<v Speaker 1>watching Dexter together and they really enjoyed it, so she

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<v Speaker 1>went home and watched a few episodes on her own

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<v Speaker 1>and told him about it, and he stopped talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her and didn't want to see her again because she

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<v Speaker 1>was a liar and a cheater and how dare she

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<v Speaker 1>watched more episodes without him. He was pissed, and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>texting in right now at seven eight five to nine

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<v Speaker 1>two is pretty much on his side. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand being upset, right, It's caused fights in my relationship

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<v Speaker 1>even before, But to not go out with someone again

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<v Speaker 1>over it, that seems extreme to anything with my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>for the same reason you go ahead a couple episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, I will never start anything with you

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<v Speaker 1>ever again. But you're right, it's all like I'm never

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see her again. I just don't want anymore. You're

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<v Speaker 1>doing the smart thing. You're not watching TV with her,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not watching because if she did watch an

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<v Speaker 1>episode ahead of you, you'd probably end up breaking up

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<v Speaker 1>with her at some point. Somebody texted in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five nine two and says, I kind of get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been dying to watch the new episode of Game

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<v Speaker 1>of Thrones, but that's my girlfriend's show, and if she

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<v Speaker 1>finds out, she'll kill me. And there's lots of people

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<v Speaker 1>texting at seven eighty five and nine two saying they

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<v Speaker 1>would kill somebody for watching episodes ahead of them. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you see the Texas says my husband didn't talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me for three days because I watched an episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Arrow without him. Yeah. Super offensive to him too, apparently, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently that's the worst thing you can do in relationships,

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<v Speaker 1>the silent treatment. Hey, I feel it, honest, I would

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<v Speaker 1>rather I would rather you go out and have an fair,

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<v Speaker 1>a super emotional one where you spent the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>talking about how terrible I was as a person and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you're cheating on me. Then watch one episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Dexter without me. That is ridiculous disrespect if you

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<v Speaker 1>actually did a spoiler to him, like if you in

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<v Speaker 1>this season. So they decided not to go out again.

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<v Speaker 1>He did not want to talk to her anymore, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, you're crazy because you're this upset about

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<v Speaker 1>me watching Dexter ahead of time and she didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with him. Remember you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second day update. All you have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back, and hopefully it's not as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as what just happened. It's Brook and Jewel in the morning.