1 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:26,280 Speaker 1: Welcome back and Merry Christmas. It's a brand new episode 2 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: of Laugh at Me, a podcast with Jeremy Oh to 3 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: Bicky o Jo, and we've got a guest who hasn't 4 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 1: been on the show, well since twenty twenty three. It's 5 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: been it's been a minute. But this is this is 6 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: what they call in the business, a big get. This 7 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 1: is the man of the hour, and we're going to 8 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: just dive right into it. He's here, he's waiting, he's 9 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: on short time. He is a giant in the transfer 10 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: tae industry. He is delivering gifts since the fourth century, 11 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: a favorite of all children worldwide. The two thy and 12 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: twenty three Guests of the Year nominee, this is Saint Nicholas, 13 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: Saint Nick Father Christmas. Some people even call him Chris Kringle. 14 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,479 Speaker 1: Some might know him as the man with the bag. 15 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: Some people that's what they call a drug dealer. But 16 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:35,279 Speaker 1: not me. I know him as Center Clause or maybe 17 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: even Babo Natale. You know him as the Santa Claus Johnny. Welcome, 18 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: Sanna oh Oh, welcome back to Laugh with Me. Santa. 19 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 2: Although I would state that I don't like to use 20 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 2: that Italian pronunciation. 21 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: That last one was Italian for Father Christmas. Well, a 22 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: good job. 23 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 2: I mean, as everybody knows, Italians don't get gifts from Santa. 24 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:07,639 Speaker 1: Is that true? 25 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 2: Yeah? Ever since Luigi Gallinade ruined it all for them? 26 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: What did he do? 27 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 2: He was a famous anarchist. Yeah, okay, he throws bombs 28 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 2: at people. 29 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: So a man, all right, hold on, surest. 30 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: Way, surest way to get on the naughty list. 31 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: Santa is coming out swinging immediately, the man famously known 32 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: for individually putting people good list naughty list, and you 33 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: are now crossing out all Italians because of one man's doing. 34 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 2: I mean that was one hundred and ten years ago. 35 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: Oh so that was but you really had to dial 36 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: in after that. 37 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so that's why I was surprised he didn't 38 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 2: know that, because there there has not been an Italian 39 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 2: getting any Christmas gifts for at least four generations. 40 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: I don't really keep tabs on the Italians. I'm gonna 41 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: be honest with you. My apologies to Italians that listen 42 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: to the plot. But anyways, we're here. We're excited. Santa 43 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: Claus is here. First time you've been here in two years? Uh, 44 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: just I guess welcome like how's we're gonna get into 45 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: a lot. We're actually we're gonna go through your naughty list, 46 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 1: like we're gonna get through all that. But first, how's 47 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 1: the season going? 48 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 2: I said, a new high score from my spin class 49 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 2: got recognized by the teacher. They said that I was 50 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 2: writing really really. 51 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: Fast to you're so spin class? Is this you so 52 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: you work out? Yes, your physique would say otherwise, Well, 53 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: that's not fast shaming. I just want to put that 54 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: out of the right now. I'm not fast shaming. I'm just saying, 55 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: look at you, Sannah. 56 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 2: I'm not happy. 57 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: Okay, in general, my question about your line of questions, Oh, 58 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: I just want to clarify, all right, my apologies, Santa. 59 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 2: Well, have you never watched a Christmas program? Have you 60 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 2: ever seen Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer? The old classic clamation? 61 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: Of course? 62 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 2: And what's the big thorough line that I had to 63 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 2: act out in that I didn't I wasn't fat enough, 64 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 2: and missus Claus was upset because what do people expect? 65 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 2: They expect a fat Santa. 66 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, so why are you working out? Then? 67 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to keep really really toned, like I 68 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 2: want to be spry. 69 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: So do you spend a good chunk of the first 70 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: half of the year then just kind of working out, 71 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 1: just kind of getting fit, and then the second half 72 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: of the year kind of fattening up. No oh no, 73 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: it's so they walk me through what that looks like. 74 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 2: It's very much of you've seen, you know, the late 75 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 2: Chris Farley. Oh yeah, very prototypical of that. 76 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,679 Speaker 1: So a lot of alcohol, a lot of cocaine. 77 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 2: And some working out so that I can run around 78 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 2: like a crazy man. Okay, all right, one night a. 79 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: Year, one night, well, Chris, you know Chris Farley work 80 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: did all that way more than one night a year. 81 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 2: And where is he now? 82 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. This is what keeps you alive, 83 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: I suppose. All right, Well, rest in peace. Chris Farley 84 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: is gone too soon, that's for sure. Well, we've got 85 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: Santa Claus here. We've got a lot to talk about. 86 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 1: You seem generally in a negative mood. Frankly, Uh, generally 87 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: when when we see Santa, we think of Santa. We 88 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: talked to Santa, you know, maybe at the mall or something. 89 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: We see you at the mall, it's like, oh, ho ho, 90 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: what do you want for Christmas? And then I'm you're 91 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: on the pod. You know you came here, you came 92 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: to me, and uh, let's just say you're a little down. 93 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: Now we are, we are close to this little holiday 94 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: called Festivus. Let's give you an outlet. Is there anything 95 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: that you're just you want to get off your chest 96 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 1: if you want to really feed into this negative mood 97 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: you got. 98 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 2: Well, I mean first with the press outings like this, 99 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,919 Speaker 2: I mean, yes, I am different in the mall because 100 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 2: I'm on the clock, like I'm trying to make money. 101 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 2: I'm trying to monetize this. Yeah, and I don't know 102 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 2: what the audience or the reach of this show is. 103 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 2: But Santa ain't getting no kickback. 104 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: So yeah, you hear that joke, xotic, We're not doing kickbacks, Yes, 105 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: that's for damn sure. 106 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 2: But yes, I do have a few things that have 107 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 2: been bothering me with recent culture developments. Sixteen hundred years 108 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,599 Speaker 2: of doing this and I'm seeing problems that I've never 109 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 2: encountered before. I don't know if you're aware of it, 110 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 2: but the North American continent had a major egg shortage 111 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 2: this last year. 112 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: It did, and it really caused an issue at the 113 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: grocery stores with not just the availability egg this was 114 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: earlier in the year, but also the cost of eggs. 115 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: I mean, there was quite the dilemma. 116 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, which I understand. You know, Santa knows, I see it. 117 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: You're aware of the market. 118 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 2: I'm aware of the markets. I know what happens. But 119 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 2: the problem was is that eggs were so expensive that 120 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 2: people started substituting different ingredients into their cookies instead of 121 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 2: the eggs, trying to save that buck. And you know, 122 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 2: there's been a lot of fads. There's you know, been 123 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 2: the protein diets, and there's been the gluten free and 124 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 2: there's been all this kind of stuff. You know, I've 125 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 2: I've come to expect that, like I can find enjoyment 126 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 2: in those, Okay, but if you say, I don't have 127 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 2: an egg, so I'm going to try to make these 128 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 2: cookies with I don't know, like a shot of duck 129 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,840 Speaker 2: fat or something. 130 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 1: The duck fat, because you can go over the world like. 131 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 2: That's not good to me. No, But it's almost like 132 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 2: the people they had this cookie, they were like, well, 133 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 2: that didn't work. This is gross. Let's give it to Santa. 134 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 2: Like all of a sudden, I'm the second class citizen here. 135 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: Give those cookies to your family. 136 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: I'm bringing gifts. 137 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 2: I'm working my butt off for that eight hours on 138 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 2: Christmas Eve. Give me some good cookies. 139 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: Eight hours huh give or take? Yeah, you do. You 140 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 1: do flip some time zones, so you would think your 141 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: actual output would be more than eight hours. But I digress. 142 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 2: I've been doing this a long time. 143 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: You know more than you knew better than I do. 144 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: You're yeah, yeah. It is interesting that people are treating 145 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 1: the cookie situation with you much like they would do 146 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: with a dog, you know, where they just kind of 147 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: give the pieces that they don't want or don't like. 148 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: Do a dog thing, Well, the dog will eat it. 149 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: That's sad. 150 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,840 Speaker 2: Santa's never thought about it that way before. 151 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's too bad. What else you got 152 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: going on? I mean, what else? What else is buggingty? 153 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: I mean the cookie thing is bad. I mean, let's 154 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: be honest. 155 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,200 Speaker 2: If they could just substitute a like ingredient for a 156 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 2: like ingredient, Okay, maybe instead of giving me the goose fat, 157 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 2: you use a goose egg instead of a duck egg. 158 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is more of a this is this 159 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,800 Speaker 1: is good information for the people to make sure that 160 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: you're using appropriate ingredients for for Santa for his cookies. 161 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 1: That actually it makes a lot of sense. 162 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 2: It was and maybe just your everyday life. 163 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,959 Speaker 1: It's honestly a respect thing. 164 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:54,840 Speaker 2: If if you're reading a recipe online, yeah, follow the recipe. 165 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: Follow the recipe. That makes a lot of sense. 166 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 2: If you need the recipe, then you don't know how 167 00:09:59,480 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 2: to make it. 168 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair. I feel like you're yelling at me. 169 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 1: I don't bake any cookies. 170 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. 171 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's good. I guess a guy who would 172 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 1: know it'd be you. You're right, Okay, okay, Santa, Okay again, 173 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 1: I appreciate you coming on the pod. All right, cookies. 174 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:24,079 Speaker 1: This is a bad thing here we are? You seem upset? Still? 175 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: Anything else you want to get off your chest while 176 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: you have a moment to the people AI Artificial intelligence 177 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: just yet in general? Or what's up? 178 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,479 Speaker 2: So? I've had my run ins. I've had bad experiences 179 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 2: in the past using AI. I thought it was gonna 180 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 2: help me out. I thought it was gonna, you know, 181 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 2: cut down on my workload. 182 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: How have you how Santa Claus used AI? 183 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 2: Well, I in twenty eighteen, I used it to generate 184 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 2: the naughty nice list and blew up in my face. 185 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 2: Everybody was naughty. I mean it was a great year 186 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 2: for me. 187 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: It's easier, yeah, I. 188 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 2: Mean literally we were able to just care the gifts 189 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 2: over and deliver them in twenty nineteen and it was 190 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 2: like a vacation year. So actually, well that was a 191 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 2: really good year. Yeah, you know, it was a really 192 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 2: really good year. 193 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 1: Want to rethink that. 194 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 2: Me and me and missus Claus, we were still going 195 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 2: strong at that time, like, ah, still, that was great. 196 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: It's there issues with missus Claws. 197 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 2: Since AI AI. Yes, okay, so the problem with it 198 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,800 Speaker 2: is kids today want to use it for everything. Okay, 199 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 2: So the post Office used to deliver like they would 200 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 2: literally deliver thousands, hundreds of thousands of letters every single day, 201 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 2: and I had a whole team and we would go 202 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:46,199 Speaker 2: through and they would read them, compile the lists, build 203 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,079 Speaker 2: the gifts, put the gifts in my bag, and then 204 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 2: I would go, you know, deliver them hopefully in under 205 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 2: seven and a half hours. But now kids are using 206 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 2: AI to generate the letter to Santa. 207 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: Hold on, I thought it was an eight hour work day. 208 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 2: Well you never take, give or take, give or take Okay, 209 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,400 Speaker 2: the kids now are just putting it in there and 210 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 2: it's spriating out gibberish, like I need a whole other 211 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 2: team of elves just to read it. Because now instead 212 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,040 Speaker 2: of like Sally aged four sending me three sentences saying 213 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 2: I want Polly Pocket, Yeah that makes sense, now I 214 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 2: get eight paragraphs that go nowhere and tell them I 215 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 2: want a purple elephant with a polka dot hat that's 216 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 2: missing an arm. 217 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,079 Speaker 1: Which is obviously not even a thing. 218 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 2: That's not even a thing, Like I don't even know 219 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 2: why somebody would want that. This is like the Island 220 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:50,720 Speaker 2: to Misfit Toys just hurled up and that's all kids want. 221 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: Now they want the rando. Yes, so hey, this is 222 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 1: this is good. 223 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to get an 224 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 2: AI just to decipher the AI messages, like I need 225 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 2: an AI that can read the letters and then spit 226 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 2: me out a thing. And you know what that's gonna. 227 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,480 Speaker 1: Say, No more jobs for the elves. 228 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's just gonna be a bill. I'm 229 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 2: gonna have to pay somebody, like yeah, Grock is gonna 230 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,080 Speaker 2: be my new decipherer, but it's gonna cost me, you know, 231 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,359 Speaker 2: two dollars per letter? What do you I gotta monetize 232 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,960 Speaker 2: this because I ain't making nothing right now, you. 233 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,439 Speaker 1: Were never first of all, Sana, with all due respect, 234 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:35,679 Speaker 1: you were never in this for the money. Okay, No, 235 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,439 Speaker 1: you were in this for the children. 236 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 2: Right. So yeah, the letters, they're just way way too long. 237 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: So all right, So AI is causing some issues where 238 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: we are just getting lost in translation with what the 239 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,559 Speaker 1: kids actually want for Christmas. That that actually makes a 240 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 1: lot of sense. Well, I mean, that's gotta be it. 241 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're a fairly positive guy, Sannah. From 242 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,719 Speaker 1: my memory you you have been a very positive influence 243 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,080 Speaker 1: in my life, in a lot of kids' lives. The 244 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: cookie thing I get, I get it. The AI I 245 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: didn't understand, now I do. That's gotta be anything else 246 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,440 Speaker 1: that's you need to get off your chest. I am 247 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: sure you're good now. 248 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 2: Well, I am a paragon of positive energy. Yeah, I'm 249 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 2: always smiling. I've got the rosy. 250 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,560 Speaker 1: Cheeks, you do. That's from your booze. 251 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 2: Show me show me a skinny guy with rosy cheeks, mister. 252 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 2: I'm gonna judge you on your appearance. 253 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,840 Speaker 1: Yeah me maybe, yeah me? 254 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 2: Skinny guys, I wouldn't say that's a I wouldn't say 255 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 2: that's a healthy, rosy glow, though. 256 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: That's probably a lot of truth. As a guy who 257 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,840 Speaker 1: knows everything about everybody, you know, this is not a 258 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: healthy glow. 259 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 2: I mean, I would say too that just you know, 260 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 2: Johnny has done you no favorites with the lighting in 261 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 2: the studio. 262 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 1: Fuck Johnny. This guy, I'm gonna tell you right now. 263 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: And I don't know we're gonna go through the naughty 264 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 1: list and the nice and naughty list. I'm just gonna 265 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: tell you right now. I don't know where you've got 266 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: him situated, but I can tell you right now, I 267 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,760 Speaker 1: know where I've got him situated. 268 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 2: He's got some secrets. 269 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 1: It's been a rough year with him. 270 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 2: He's got some secrets. 271 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the show never been more successful, But Johnny 272 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: never had more problems. So we're working through that off 273 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: off air obviously. 274 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 2: I've actually been dealing with a very similar situation. 275 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you got where. 276 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 2: Somebody who's so inferior to me is causing problems? 277 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 1: Oh? 278 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 2: And I don't know what it is right now, Like 279 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 2: if it's just opposite year, opposite day, or you know, 280 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 2: where you do good means bad and yes means no. 281 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 1: Well, it's an odd numbered year, twenty twenty five, so 282 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,960 Speaker 1: we're I could see where it's like an opposite next 283 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: year and even year. 284 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, thank thanks. I never would have thought of that. 285 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,120 Speaker 2: I've been I've been doing this for sixteen hundred years, 286 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 2: and I've never noticed how the dates work. 287 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,880 Speaker 1: Just something. 288 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 2: But let me let me talk. 289 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: For Yeah, Santa, it's it's the floor's yours. 290 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 2: So you heard of this Grinch guy green guy, Harry them. 291 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: Uh? 292 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 2: Why is he getting all the spotlights? I see him 293 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 2: on the Walmart commercials. I see him on all kinds 294 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:25,080 Speaker 2: of different commercials. He's all over the place associated with Christmas. 295 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 2: The whole point of his character is that he hates Christmas. 296 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 2: He hates the nice who's and Whoville. I went to 297 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,720 Speaker 2: Taco John's the other day. 298 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: All their decor, all Grinch and Taco John's. Yes, what 299 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 1: are you doing at Taco Johns? 300 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 2: I can't have a taco. 301 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: One taco or a six pack and a pound. 302 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 2: Santa loves those potato olets. 303 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,080 Speaker 1: Ye who doesn't, honestly? 304 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 2: But I don't. Why wouldn't they turn to me? 305 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? I could see it. But here's the thing like 306 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: me and Big Jay were what the holidays all the 307 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:05,359 Speaker 1: here's here's the thing? Is uh? On those you mentioned 308 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,080 Speaker 1: the Walmart commercials. You know that's Walter, that's Walter Goggins. 309 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 1: You know the guy that plays up Uncle Baby Billy 310 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: from the Righteous gem Ztones. He's playing the Grinch. Do 311 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 1: you have him playing Santa in the Walmart commercials? Because 312 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: he's kind of a big deal right now, that kind 313 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: of that's gotta help. I didn't know that you've got 314 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:29,880 Speaker 1: Hollywood stars wanting to play the Grinch in these big commercial, 315 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 1: big campaigns. I mean, he's I'll. 316 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 2: Tell you he's he's going on the Naughty List for 317 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 2: twenty twenty six because I didn't. I did not know. 318 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 1: That Uncle Baby Bill is your Grinch now. I mean, 319 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,880 Speaker 1: that's how I see it. 320 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 2: You pull another stunt like that, You're going to be 321 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 2: on the Nainety List for twenty twenty six. 322 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,600 Speaker 1: Shit, I don't want obviously, I don't want that. Santa. 323 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: I mean, that would be devastating for me. It's been 324 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,240 Speaker 1: a big year for me. 325 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,520 Speaker 2: It's been a big year this year. 326 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,119 Speaker 1: This year, I think, following along Rite, I. 327 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 2: Think twenty fourteen was bigger for. 328 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,080 Speaker 1: You, yea twenty fourteen was a good year. I give 329 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: you that, that really good year. I'll give you that. Well, shit, 330 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: I Sanna, It's like it's one of those things. I 331 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: couldn't have been more excited that you said you'd come 332 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: back on the pod because it's been a couple of years. 333 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 2: And then I remember you too, and. 334 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: Then and then I get you on the show and 335 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 1: you're just so angry. You're so angry. I don't remember 336 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 1: that from when you were last on. What's did something 337 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: happen to you in the last couple of years? I 338 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: guess I don't know. 339 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 2: I mean everything's been everything's been really really good. I 340 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 2: mean elves are are up eight percent from what I heard. 341 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,920 Speaker 1: Like at height, Like, what what do you mean by 342 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 1: up eight percent? 343 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,160 Speaker 2: Well, just like eight percent year over year? 344 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 1: Okay, who feeds you this data? So like and then 345 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,360 Speaker 1: how do you do with it? 346 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,760 Speaker 2: Last year if there was one elf or like just 347 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,920 Speaker 2: ELF was at one Yeah, now Elf is at one 348 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 2: point zero eight. That's eight percent. 349 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 1: Do you give performance reviews to the elves? I used 350 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:26,200 Speaker 1: to Okay, who handles that now for you? Ah? 351 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:32,040 Speaker 2: Cranky Elf, cranky Elf? So you get well, either cranky 352 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 2: or Crunchy crunchy Elf? 353 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: What a name? Crunchy elf? Crunchy Elf? Has it showered 354 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:42,679 Speaker 1: in months? 355 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,120 Speaker 2: Are you unfamiliar with the elves. 356 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,919 Speaker 1: I'm obviously not familiar with the elves. I'm confused. So 357 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,439 Speaker 1: is there like a boss elf then, because you're you're like, 358 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: I'm the boss, You're the trust me. I get it, 359 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: you're the boss. But you've now delegated the performance reviews 360 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,919 Speaker 1: to another ELF, So there's got to be like a 361 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: head elf? Or is that like an HR? Is it 362 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,480 Speaker 1: like crunchy ELF in charge of HR department? Basically for 363 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,719 Speaker 1: the elves? Do you have an HR department? Because if 364 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,880 Speaker 1: you do, fuck them? 365 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 2: But no, no HR? 366 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: Good? Uh, you don't. 367 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 2: Need cranky Crunchy. Crispy Crispy I've met. 368 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 1: Last time you were here, I met. 369 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 2: Crispy Corona Corona. 370 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, do I remember Corona Helf? Coron Elf 371 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 1: always rolling up with some limes? Remember always had the 372 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,320 Speaker 1: slice of limes? 373 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 374 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 1: That was always that was always fun. 375 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 2: Man, What a shame? It was a shame? 376 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, shame. 377 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,479 Speaker 2: What happened? 378 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,280 Speaker 1: What happened? 379 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,240 Speaker 2: Oh? 380 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,760 Speaker 1: I hadn't heard Corona el did something. 381 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 2: Happened bomba little snowman. 382 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: It's always there's always a chance, right in your world, 383 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,119 Speaker 1: there's always a chance. 384 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody, Our last dentist died, you know, the dentist 385 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 2: that would normally pull the teeth from the abominable snowman. 386 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 2: The dentist died, and uh, I guess there was no 387 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 2: training program out there to train another dentist to pull 388 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 2: the teeth from the abominable snowman on. 389 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:24,880 Speaker 1: SA now you're now you're just giving me the the 390 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,439 Speaker 1: like the theme of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, like 391 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,960 Speaker 1: the movie like now you're. 392 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 2: Just I mean, that was so much of a movie 393 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 2: that was like a biography. 394 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 1: A biography. So you told me that was true. The 395 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 1: clamation You even brought it up yourself, the clamation show 396 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: that that's a biography. 397 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 2: Yes, it's all real. 398 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,439 Speaker 1: Oh my, I don't even know what's real and what 399 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 1: isn't real anymore with you. This is this is getting. 400 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: This is a spirited conversation. I tell you that right 401 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: now you are you good. I feel like you're not 402 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: the same guy we talked to a couple of years ago. 403 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: You had just so much life in you, and now 404 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,679 Speaker 1: I feel like you're just kinda are you quiet quitting 405 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,120 Speaker 1: on us? 406 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,160 Speaker 2: Excuse me? What does that mean? 407 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,760 Speaker 1: Well, you're just kind of like, I'm delegating I'm doing this. 408 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,200 Speaker 1: You got this self doing this, and this self's dead 409 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,880 Speaker 1: and this self needs doneal work and I'm working out, 410 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 1: but I'm getting fat. I just you don't seem as 411 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 1: in tune and on top of things, are you Are 412 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: you quiet quitting on us? 413 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,679 Speaker 2: Well, it's never my intention to do this for as 414 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 2: long as I have been doing. 415 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: It, right, none of us ever, Yeah, I want to 416 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:47,400 Speaker 1: do this. 417 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:52,199 Speaker 2: So I mean I did it like twenty years and 418 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 2: I was just like, that's about enough. 419 00:22:54,800 --> 00:23:00,360 Speaker 1: Twenty Yeah, so you've been over it past twenty years. 420 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: You've been doing this a long time. 421 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but that's any successful entrepreneur will tell you. Hey, 422 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,159 Speaker 2: as a as a as an owner, as an investor, 423 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,400 Speaker 2: you only need to work for those first twenty years. 424 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,680 Speaker 2: You just need to lay the groundwork for the company, 425 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,440 Speaker 2: and then you bring in the people that do the 426 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 2: day to day and then it's called passive income and 427 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 2: you sit back and you do it. And luckily I 428 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,639 Speaker 2: met the love of my life, missus Claus, and I 429 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,080 Speaker 2: was like, here, you handle this. 430 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,680 Speaker 1: Oh, you handed that off to missus Claus. Yeah, yeah, 431 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 1: so you you fell in love and then we're like, 432 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 1: you're the perfect person now to do all the work 433 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: for me. Yeah yeah, wow that's something. 434 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 2: But then, you know, I mean, before Corona got eight 435 00:23:52,720 --> 00:24:00,800 Speaker 2: by the Abominable Snowman. Yeah, missus Clause not a big 436 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 2: fan of Corona really, and now I got neither of them. 437 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: Who was Where did Claus go? Where did missus Claus go? 438 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 2: But just just she went to Venice. She's living in Venice, 439 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,680 Speaker 2: hanging out there. It's no big deal. I'm sure she'll 440 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 2: be back. 441 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 1: She went out for a gallon of milk and never 442 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,680 Speaker 1: came back or what. 443 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And it took me a while to find 444 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 2: her because, as I've stayed, I don't go to Italy, right, 445 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 2: So it took me. It took me a good year 446 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 2: and a half to find her. Okay, but I know 447 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,879 Speaker 2: where she is now, and I mean it's it's inevitable. 448 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 2: We'll be back together. Next year will be totally different. 449 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:48,160 Speaker 1: Well, I sure hope. So everybody knows, Santa Claus, missus Clause, 450 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: you're kind of a packaged deal. Tough to find out 451 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,119 Speaker 1: that that hasn't been the case. How long has this 452 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:54,920 Speaker 1: not been the case? 453 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 2: About a year and a half. 454 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so shortly after you were on the because 455 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,919 Speaker 1: we had we had a little dust up there where 456 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,159 Speaker 1: you were kind of throwing her under the bus on 457 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,120 Speaker 1: your last appearance, and then she came on the show 458 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,080 Speaker 1: and then you know, she kind of threw weight around 459 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 1: of what's up? And so, oh wow, I mean, I 460 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:21,600 Speaker 1: hope I wasn't any part of her moving off to Italy. 461 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 1: My apologies if that's the case. 462 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 2: My therapist, I brought that up, but my therapist has 463 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 2: convinced me that that's not the case. That's good. 464 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,000 Speaker 1: Okay, Well shut out to your therapist. 465 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,840 Speaker 2: She said that this would be part of the healing 466 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 2: process for me to come on the pod and yeah 467 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 2: and confront this head on. 468 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 1: Oh so, if I'm reading between the lines, you've held 469 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,160 Speaker 1: a grudge against me for quite some time. 470 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you might say I was shadow banned. 471 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,640 Speaker 1: You shadow banned me of all people, Okay, not Johnny, 472 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,480 Speaker 1: though not Johnny. We're gonna get to you, Johnny, don't 473 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:59,400 Speaker 1: you worry? All right? Well, it does seem like you're 474 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 1: in good spirit. It's right now. 475 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 2: So a lot of healing going on a. 476 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: Lot of healing going on, a lot of good stuff. Sannah. 477 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,440 Speaker 1: Let's go ahead, let's get to your list. I've got 478 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: I've got a list of names. I just thought to 479 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: be interesting. The audience would be interested in these people 480 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,119 Speaker 1: and kind of whether or not they're on the Naughty 481 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: List or they're on the nice list. And some of 482 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,640 Speaker 1: them are they listen to the show, don't. 483 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 2: I don't have time to go through all the people. 484 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,679 Speaker 1: No, no, I wouldn't even imagine going through all the 485 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: people of the world. 486 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,119 Speaker 2: And like I said, even I have a team for that, 487 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 2: right right. 488 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,679 Speaker 1: I've just got I've got maybe a dozen people. I 489 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,200 Speaker 1: just thought it would be fun to go through these 490 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: people because the people who listen to the show might 491 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 1: be interested in that. And then you you say, whether 492 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: they're on the nice list or the naughty list, and uh, 493 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,360 Speaker 1: it would just it would be fun. You know, it's 494 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 1: some fun. I'm looking for some fun, some energy here 495 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: from Sannah, and you know, maybe we could turn this 496 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,199 Speaker 1: thing around. You know, it's not too late. It's not 497 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,120 Speaker 1: too late, Sannah. Okay, all right, number one, and it's 498 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: remember this show. You know, we we do have some 499 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:15,440 Speaker 1: kind of out there characters within our show some people 500 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 1: that a lot of people maybe wouldn't so much be into. 501 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,400 Speaker 1: But here we love them. Okay, here we love them. 502 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: Number one, this is a guy that is near and 503 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 1: dear to my heart, and I hope he's yours. O. J. Simpson, 504 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: The Juice, the Hall of Fame, NFL Running Back. We're 505 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: just we're gonna rapid fire go through some of these names. O. J. Simpson, 506 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: Nice List Dead. Okay, yeah, he is in fact dead. 507 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 2: Okay. 508 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,639 Speaker 1: A couple episodes ago, I spoke about a turkey that 509 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,439 Speaker 1: I saved on the side of the road. Just like 510 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 1: to know how that turkey is doing. And if he's 511 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: on the Nice List dead, that's boy. I risked it 512 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: all for that. Okay, all right? Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City 513 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 1: Chiefs quarterback. Nice you sure about that? Sannah? Are you 514 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,120 Speaker 1: to relook at that one? 515 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,960 Speaker 2: Are you sure? Are you sure you want to go 516 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,400 Speaker 2: into this? I know the deal that you made, Hey, 517 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 2: I know. 518 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,680 Speaker 1: The deal that you. 519 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:26,680 Speaker 2: Made, Hey, Sarah, Sannah? You know, Sannah, you want to 520 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,720 Speaker 2: air laundry. You want to call my rankings into account, 521 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 2: You'll be prepared to be called into account. Oh ho? 522 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: No, all right, Okay, Mahomes nice List. Okay, all right. 523 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: Uh former guest twenty twenty four Guest of the Year, 524 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,480 Speaker 1: laugh with me, Lavetty Vegas. 525 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 2: Nice. 526 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: Oh he's on the nice list. 527 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 2: Well but barely, but barely. Okay, he's gotta he's got 528 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 2: to take care of himself on the DMS. You can't 529 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,960 Speaker 2: be booing people. 530 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bullshit Levetty. 531 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 2: That's that's no way to create a positive environment. 532 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 1: MS. Okay, that's the guy, he boomed. 533 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,960 Speaker 2: I read everything. 534 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Vetty, this is what's gonna take. 535 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:16,800 Speaker 2: All right. 536 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 1: Kyle Ota my brother. Frequent guests on the show. Nice 537 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,200 Speaker 1: nice List. Okay, how about Lane Kiffen, former Ole Miss 538 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,880 Speaker 1: head coach now lsu naughty. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, rough, 539 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: hear for him. 540 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's really really tough to make the 541 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,080 Speaker 2: nice list when you you know, you go and you 542 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,959 Speaker 2: promise students, athletes, a school, a community that you're going 543 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 2: to be there for them, that you're going to be 544 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,600 Speaker 2: that coach, and then immediately ditch them for a larger opportunity. 545 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,719 Speaker 2: And you know, I watch everybody when they're sleeping. 546 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,280 Speaker 1: He slept very very well through the whole thing. 547 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, well he was sleeping on a bed made out 548 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 2: of money, but very very soundly, no, no remorse. So yeah, 549 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 2: it's it's a it's a noddy. 550 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:16,120 Speaker 1: Like maybe next year. All right, you'reum More former head 551 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 1: coach of the Michigan Wolverines just recently fired Nice Night, 552 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,720 Speaker 1: Oh Santa. 553 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 2: Really well, so the Elves got to make the gifts. Yeah, 554 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 2: and so it's it's kind of like Oscar voting. So 555 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 2: I gotta have these I gotta have these ratings in 556 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 2: by the end of October. You have a cut off 557 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,160 Speaker 2: on this, yeah, because I mean if I was saying like, oh, 558 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 2: well a week ago, so that's one of the naughty lists, 559 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 2: Like the elves have no time to maneuver. I don't 560 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,600 Speaker 2: know if you mentioned it, but I am in the 561 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 2: transportation logistics industry, you are, and I've got to ensure 562 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,760 Speaker 2: that these gifts are not only made, produced, but also 563 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 2: delivered on a timeline. 564 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, in like an eight hour time period on a Christmas. 565 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, this will I do speak very confidently. This will 566 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 2: be the last time that he'll ever be on the 567 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 2: Nice List. 568 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: So okay, that's fair, that's fair. 569 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 2: I hope he enjoyed that Huffy bicycle. 570 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 1: So you've seen the recent news. Yes, okay, all right, 571 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 1: very good. 572 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 2: Okay. 573 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,200 Speaker 1: How about Philip Rivers, the new quarterback? 574 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 2: Yes, permanently on the nice list. 575 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: Hey, I love that. 576 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,760 Speaker 2: Also, he's getting very very close to the household with 577 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,240 Speaker 2: the most individual deliveries. Yeah, I mean. 578 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: There's ten kids. 579 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, some of those kids, you know, they're starting to 580 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,160 Speaker 2: have relationships, they're starting to have you know, significant others 581 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 2: that come over there. I mean I'm delivering like nineteen 582 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 2: twenty packages there on an average year. 583 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,280 Speaker 1: So how long do you have to spend at a 584 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,480 Speaker 1: guy like his house versus somebody with like a kid. 585 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,680 Speaker 2: So see, that's that's the interesting part. 586 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: Uh. 587 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 2: You know, it's the same amount of effort for me 588 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 2: to deliver twenty packages as it is for me to 589 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:12,440 Speaker 2: do one. So yeah, that's some of the people that 590 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 2: are on your list, you know, solo guys. Yeah, they're 591 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,920 Speaker 2: kind of a pain in my ass. Like it's like start, 592 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 2: you know, start getting married, start having some kids, like 593 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 2: do make it worth my while? Yeah to even visit 594 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaker 2: your house? Fair? 595 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:31,360 Speaker 1: Yeah that's fair? All right. Johnny Palermo, our steamed producer. 596 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 2: Well, this is one that I had to think of 597 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,000 Speaker 2: a lot. 598 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: Still thinking about it. It appears I'm gonna take it 599 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: from here, Santa, because Johnny, Johnny, I'm gonna look at 600 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: you while I just I didn't want Santa to actually 601 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 1: say whether or not you're on the nice or not list, 602 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 1: because frankly, you're on everybody's naughty list. You have been 603 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: on an a absolute rampage for the past two months, 604 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 1: from our launch to iHeartMedia to creating the animated show 605 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: that we've got coming out soon. More details to come 606 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: to the bullshit you bring up when you come in 607 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,360 Speaker 1: here and start talking about your personal life and your 608 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,959 Speaker 1: personal problems, and Johnny, I've got problems too. Johnny, you 609 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: come into my studio and start talking about your problems, 610 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,840 Speaker 1: you can take that to your studio. Okay, let's just 611 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 1: put that out there right now. Johnny, when you come 612 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,760 Speaker 1: out to my turf, we're talking about my problems, okay. 613 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: And we've got a few. Okay, We've got a few. Sam. 614 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: I just want to say, Johnny's been a thorn on 615 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,560 Speaker 1: the side of a rose for the better part of 616 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,280 Speaker 1: this year, and I love a rose. 617 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, if I could just jump in here 618 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,200 Speaker 2: please for a moment, I mean, the gift basket that 619 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,879 Speaker 2: he gave me, absolute garbage trash. You think I get 620 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,279 Speaker 2: this on the Today Show? You think that you think 621 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,920 Speaker 2: that this is what is talking about. Falon's given me. 622 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,359 Speaker 2: This is when I go on that show. 623 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. 624 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 2: You gave me a switch one? What the hell am 625 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 2: I going to do with the switch one? There's a 626 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,360 Speaker 2: switch to? 627 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: Was a switch to this year? Johnny? Like, of course 628 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,239 Speaker 1: the switch onwner was cheaper and it was a better 629 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,319 Speaker 1: value and you could buy it. And it's like, I 630 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,800 Speaker 1: can use that other the rest of the money I 631 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 1: saved and other things. Of course you can do that, 632 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,759 Speaker 1: or you can get the right thing, which is a 633 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 1: switch to, and then you still get the other stuff 634 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 1: because that's the right thing to do. That's you think 635 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,240 Speaker 1: I don't tell him this stuff. 636 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 2: I mean you know that I do. 637 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,800 Speaker 1: You see me when I sleep. 638 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,800 Speaker 2: So here's the thing, is like I don't deliver gifts 639 00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 2: to Italians, correct, And despite his name of Palermo, he's 640 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:09,239 Speaker 2: only thirty percent Italian, And I made an exception. I 641 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,400 Speaker 2: put him on the list to even get considered in 642 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,400 Speaker 2: the first place. And it's it's embarrassing. 643 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,120 Speaker 1: It is embarrassing. Johnny, I hope you will take all 644 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,960 Speaker 1: of this into consideration in your next year. Okay, it 645 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 1: sounds like you made the Nice List still, but not 646 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,600 Speaker 1: because it's something I believed in. 647 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,760 Speaker 2: Wouldn't happen now, Nope. 648 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: It wouldn't happen. Now you're lucky. This list was May 649 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:36,080 Speaker 1: in October. Okay, how about twenty twenty five Guest of 650 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,280 Speaker 1: the Year, Eric Larson. 651 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,840 Speaker 2: Glads, we've already discussed on the Nice List. 652 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: As we already discussed. 653 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,440 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you hit me up back in October. That 654 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,080 Speaker 2: was one of the qualifications for winning Guests of the Year. 655 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,440 Speaker 1: That's right, I forgot all right, So for those of 656 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,040 Speaker 1: you don't know, we get this list for the nominees 657 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 1: of Guests of the Year. I do check with saying 658 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,560 Speaker 1: if there's a background check obviously to see if there's 659 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 1: anything that maybe I missed, and uh in announcing Guests 660 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,279 Speaker 1: of the Year. So yeah, you're right, Eric did make 661 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,840 Speaker 1: the Nice List, and uh yeah, good call. Thanks for 662 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 1: your help on that. 663 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,880 Speaker 2: By the way, very tall guy, handsome he is. 664 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,239 Speaker 1: He is certainly tall. 665 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,760 Speaker 2: Sound sleeper, sound sleeper. 666 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,920 Speaker 1: So he's got no problems. That guy is just loving it, 667 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,920 Speaker 1: just loving life, all right. Here's a here's a Guest 668 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: of the Year nominee, and the only child on this 669 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: list that I'm gonna ask you about, Dez Pearson. Oh, naughty, naughty, 670 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,440 Speaker 1: the only child on the list. Naughty? What what happened? 671 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,840 Speaker 2: Well, he's got to be nicer to his wife. 672 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: There we go, Johnny, all right, it's a good call. 673 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 1: It's a throwbacked episode one hundred. 674 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,600 Speaker 2: I like that. Very very disappointed. 675 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 1: Go back and listen to that people. That's good. 676 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,640 Speaker 2: Very disappointed in his behavior. And frankly, he's got to 677 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,759 Speaker 2: do better if he wants to make the Nice List. 678 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,480 Speaker 1: Shout out Dez. All right, right, how about uh worldwide 679 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:08,600 Speaker 1: sensation Cisco Cisco Nice Nice? 680 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, I actually gave him fifty years a cover 681 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,960 Speaker 2: for creating the song of a. 682 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,399 Speaker 1: Generation young song It damn right. 683 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,160 Speaker 2: Once he created that, I gave him a sash okay 684 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,839 Speaker 2: song of a Generation sash Oh and along with that 685 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,359 Speaker 2: fifty years on the Nice List? 686 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,840 Speaker 1: Does he wear the sash? I haven't seen. 687 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,560 Speaker 2: Him only when he sleeps it. When he sleeps, well, 688 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 2: he knows that I'm watching. 689 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,880 Speaker 1: Cool. Wow, you guys got a special connection. 690 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 2: I mean it's kind of like when you get a 691 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 2: Christmas gift, and you know you got to use it 692 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 2: around the people that gave it to you. 693 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a good point. Yeah, all right, okay, 694 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,320 Speaker 1: Well she is one of the biggest pop stars in 695 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,680 Speaker 1: the world, Taylor Swift. Naughty, oh naughty. She had a 696 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,759 Speaker 1: huge year. How could she on the knotty list? 697 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 2: Did you listen to a new album? 698 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:02,880 Speaker 1: I did? 699 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,160 Speaker 2: Tons of pre marital sex. 700 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 1: Would yeah, that makes okay? 701 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,799 Speaker 2: All right, yeah, Santa, don't go for that. 702 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:16,480 Speaker 1: There you go, just not working on Santa's nice list there, Okay. 703 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 1: How about twenty twenty five guests of your nominee, Grant Piercing. 704 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,040 Speaker 1: He's our movie guy. Nice, nice, nice, okay, very nice. 705 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,239 Speaker 2: I actually follow him on letterbox a lot of good 706 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,000 Speaker 2: movie reviews. Yeah yeah, well I've got a lot of 707 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,120 Speaker 2: nights just with nothing. 708 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,280 Speaker 1: So you're just reading Grant's letterbox. 709 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,640 Speaker 2: So okay, you know, need to kill my mind with 710 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,480 Speaker 2: a couple of bourbon smashes in a movie. 711 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,280 Speaker 1: You're a bourbon guy, of course. So do you watch 712 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,359 Speaker 1: the movies and then go to the letterbox and see 713 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,640 Speaker 1: what he thought? Or do you look at his reviews 714 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,160 Speaker 1: and then watch I follow his reviews? 715 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,960 Speaker 2: Okay? 716 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:55,480 Speaker 1: Very nice. 717 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,120 Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not watching it. If he hasn't already, he. 718 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 1: Is in factor of a movie guy. We are in 719 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 1: fact moving into awards seasons, so that means we will 720 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,279 Speaker 1: have Grant on the show very soon. So there you go. 721 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,800 Speaker 2: Not a lot of Santa this year and the awards. 722 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,359 Speaker 2: It's very disappointing. 723 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,359 Speaker 1: It's been a while, huh, it's been a while since 724 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,280 Speaker 1: there's been a Santa. 725 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,080 Speaker 2: Like, I'm not an actor, but I enjoy seeing portrayals 726 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,319 Speaker 2: of me, especially you know, really heroic portrayals of me. 727 00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,799 Speaker 1: Do the actors ever reach out to you for advice 728 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,160 Speaker 1: or just to like pick your brain on what it's 729 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:29,040 Speaker 1: like to be Santa. 730 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,759 Speaker 2: It's embarrassing to say this. Okay, the last one to 731 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 2: do it was you know, Billy Bob Thornton for Bad Santa, 732 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 2: and he he took everything I said and he flipped 733 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,520 Speaker 2: it up on its head and he did the opposite, so. 734 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,960 Speaker 1: He was in fact Bad Santa. 735 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, And since then I told Crunchy Elf to just 736 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,760 Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to talk to actors. 737 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,280 Speaker 1: So crunchy Elf is in charge of kind of your. 738 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,840 Speaker 2: Pr cranky cranky off, cranky. 739 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,600 Speaker 1: Off that actually you know what, after talking to you 740 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,080 Speaker 1: here today, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I 741 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,279 Speaker 1: can see who you're working well. 742 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,920 Speaker 2: And you know, the elves know that I got a 743 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,520 Speaker 2: six and a half hour window that I need to 744 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,080 Speaker 2: get all my work done. 745 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,160 Speaker 1: For the entire year six and a half now. 746 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,640 Speaker 2: And so if it's not important enough to fit in 747 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,040 Speaker 2: that window, then they don't even need to bring it 748 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,319 Speaker 2: to me. 749 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,799 Speaker 1: Santy, you are desperate to work less? Are two? 750 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,239 Speaker 2: Excuse me? 751 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? I'm closer you to retirement like 752 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,439 Speaker 1: you are desperate to cut down that work day. You're 753 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 1: like the guy who's like, ah, I got I got 754 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,160 Speaker 1: just Friday left. But honestly, I know, I know I'm 755 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,360 Speaker 1: scheduled till five, but on a Friday, my billy, yadd. 756 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,600 Speaker 2: Are you saying that I'm the I'm the cop, but 757 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,759 Speaker 2: I'm the I'm too old for this cop. 758 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,359 Speaker 1: But it's a holiday, So I know. 759 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,680 Speaker 2: You're saying that this is lethal weapon? 760 00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,000 Speaker 1: Maybe three three, I'm too old for this ship. Yeah 761 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,480 Speaker 1: that's yeah. I got faith. 762 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 2: Anybody you do a job for sixteen hundred years, see 763 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,279 Speaker 2: how you like it. 764 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,919 Speaker 1: I feel like I have. I feel like I have 765 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,440 Speaker 1: and I'm not talking about this job. Thank you, Johnny. 766 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,279 Speaker 1: All Right, so we've got we've got two names left. 767 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,880 Speaker 1: How about twenty twenty five guests of your nominee currently 768 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,880 Speaker 1: residing in prison in Fort Worth, Texas. How about Joe Exotic, 769 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,560 Speaker 1: the Tiger King pending pending, that's fair, Yeah, he is. 770 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,200 Speaker 1: That will be decided by the President. 771 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,600 Speaker 2: Well. Part part of the reason is even if he 772 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,640 Speaker 2: was on the nice list, I have no way to 773 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,680 Speaker 2: deliver the gift, true. I mean I could deliver it 774 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,319 Speaker 2: into prison, but I feel like that would just get 775 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,640 Speaker 2: him in more trouble. 776 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,520 Speaker 1: So you don't deliver presents to anybody that's in prison, 777 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,560 Speaker 1: then no. 778 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,839 Speaker 2: No, okay, no, that's that's an official policy. You broke 779 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,880 Speaker 2: the law, you're getting on the nainety list. But I 780 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,160 Speaker 2: do think that he's on the right track. I've I've 781 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,080 Speaker 2: actually reached out to the President about getting myself a pardon. 782 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,000 Speaker 1: You a pardon? Yeah, what have you done? 783 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Speaker 2: I just you know, just against you know, anything that 784 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,640 Speaker 2: could happen in the future, like I I mean, you 785 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,200 Speaker 2: see a lot of people getting canceled, just normal upstanding guys, and. 786 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:28,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, I could totally see someday somebody just having it 787 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,320 Speaker 1: itch up their ass being like, you know what, Santa 788 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,319 Speaker 1: breaks into everybody's home every single Christmas Eve. I think 789 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,919 Speaker 1: it's time we take that man down. And then you're 790 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,360 Speaker 1: gonna be like, hey, hey, hey. 791 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,000 Speaker 2: Hey, I don't break into anybody's house. 792 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,319 Speaker 1: I've already been parted for that. I can totally see 793 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,440 Speaker 1: you pulling that out of your ass. Yeah, all right, okay, 794 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,160 Speaker 1: that's fair. All right. You know, I had one. I 795 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,359 Speaker 1: had one more that I wanted to throw out you 796 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,000 Speaker 1: because I felt it was important and I feel like 797 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,800 Speaker 1: the people need to know what's up with this. And honestly, 798 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,760 Speaker 1: you just brought up the party thing. So it's actually 799 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,600 Speaker 1: kind of goes along with that because it might be 800 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:10,160 Speaker 1: something you need. It appears. Just Friday, some more documents 801 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,520 Speaker 1: were released in the Jeffrey Epstein files that were that 802 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,640 Speaker 1: the government had, and there was a lot of photos. 803 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,360 Speaker 1: It's President Clinton in a hot tub, Michael Jackson was 804 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:28,040 Speaker 1: posing with mister Epstein. There also was one with one 805 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:36,000 Speaker 1: Santa Claus in a sauna with Jeffrey Epstein in the files. 806 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,040 Speaker 1: Wanted to pick your brain on this? What were you 807 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:39,960 Speaker 1: doing with him? 808 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,120 Speaker 2: Sorry? Who'd you say? 809 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein? 810 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:42,920 Speaker 2: Big? 811 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 1: Wait, big, jeff big Jeff. I got a nickname for him. 812 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:54,560 Speaker 2: Okay, I mean just really good host, like I guess 813 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,600 Speaker 2: Big Jeff. 814 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,840 Speaker 1: Big Jeff, Yeah yeah, Jeff in trouble. 815 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:04,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah he I mean there's nothing. I mean just again. 816 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:10,719 Speaker 2: Guy picked me up, had eggnog with a little bit 817 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,720 Speaker 2: of bourbon, all the good stuff. Okay, on the flight 818 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,360 Speaker 2: over like it was. I mean, heck of a weekend. 819 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,200 Speaker 2: Heck of a weekend. 820 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,440 Speaker 1: Heck of a weekend. This guy, he had one of 821 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:29,480 Speaker 1: the all time worst scandals you could even imagine in 822 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,560 Speaker 1: American history. He had this island, and he's got these 823 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,880 Speaker 1: young girls, and he's selling them to these big, famous, 824 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:44,680 Speaker 1: rich people, including former presidents, our current president even allegedly. Hannah, 825 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,800 Speaker 1: you're you're involved in this? He never told me that, Okay, 826 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm just you know, a man that's very involved with 827 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,760 Speaker 1: children probably doesn't want to he had involved in this, 828 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,520 Speaker 1: is all I'm saying. 829 00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,759 Speaker 2: So he had an ice cream bar six different flavors. 830 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 1: What one ice cream bar? Yeah, six flavors. 831 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,200 Speaker 2: Well there was like you know, and each bin had 832 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,680 Speaker 2: its own scooper so that the ice cream wouldn't get 833 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,200 Speaker 2: cross contaminated with the other ones before you put it 834 00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,640 Speaker 2: in your bowl, but then like you could put a 835 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,680 Speaker 2: strawberry scoop in with a chocolate scoop, in with a 836 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,840 Speaker 2: vanilla scoop, and then I put a cherry scoop on 837 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,520 Speaker 2: top of it. 838 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,080 Speaker 1: No, no, absolutely not, Santa, do not distract me with 839 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:31,360 Speaker 1: this six scoop flavored ice cream bar. What were you 840 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,000 Speaker 1: doing with Jeffrey Epstein. 841 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,680 Speaker 2: Just hanging in the sauna eating ice cream. 842 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,120 Speaker 1: In a sauna, ice cream that would have melted in 843 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,960 Speaker 1: a heartbeat. I think you know better. 844 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,800 Speaker 2: It's a Christmas miracle. 845 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,680 Speaker 1: Christmas miracle. Okay, I don't think we've heard the last 846 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:53,200 Speaker 1: of this. I just don't likely more files getting released 847 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,640 Speaker 1: next week. We're gonna find out what's up with this, Santa. 848 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,680 Speaker 1: I don't know all the details. Obviously, there's a lot 849 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,400 Speaker 1: redacted still. I don't think it was supposed to be, 850 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,719 Speaker 1: but a lot's redacted. So we will get to the 851 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:10,440 Speaker 1: bottom of this. Santa. It's it's been an honor. 852 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,200 Speaker 2: To have you. Anytime I run into something uncomfortable. 853 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,240 Speaker 1: You run from it. Any ice cream. 854 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,200 Speaker 2: I just think of the meaning of the season, which 855 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:27,480 Speaker 2: is what gifts delivered by Santa. Somebody that loves Christmas, 856 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:34,120 Speaker 2: that loves merriment and mirth. When's the last time you mirthed? 857 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,320 Speaker 1: It's been a long time, honestly. 858 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's why you're so restless at night. 859 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,480 Speaker 1: This is the most positive you've been the entire time. 860 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,040 Speaker 1: This is literally the most positive you've been this entire time. 861 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,680 Speaker 1: Is it because I brought up the sauna. 862 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:04,440 Speaker 2: And to all goose listening, Have a good night and 863 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:09,040 Speaker 2: am Christmas. 864 00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,560 Speaker 1: Johnny, make a note of this place.