WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Never Trust a Fart 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:07.280 Yeah, great, we're recording. Oh hi, hi, I guess I 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:10.760 have to play the song. Yeah, please, Um, that's not it. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:15.560 Let's see is that it? That's not it. I have 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.760 something in here that's a surprise. Right light, right light? 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:35.200 Oh my god, comm it down your phone. You left 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.440 it there so you locked So you just decided to 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:38.360 tap my phone? 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:41.720 The police coming. Did I hit the button enough time? 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.400 No, you didn't hit the emergency button. Have you ever 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:46.000 done that by accident? Though? Oh? Yes, yeah, yep. If 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.040 you press the button three times on the side, it 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.040 triggers the emergency thing. Cooper. 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:51.680 When she was little, she dialed nine one one on 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.120 my BlackBerry, and even though it wasn't hooked up anymore, 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.600 they still pick up because it still works. Any phone 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.440 that's still a phone, if you dial nine to one one, 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:01.920 it'll work. I don't know BlackBerry since they deactivated them. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.240 But if you have an old phone from whenever and 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:05.880 you dial nine one one on it, even if it 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:07.720 doesn't have service, it'll work. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.600 It has to. It's the lawyeh. Well, if it doesn't 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.080 have service, hows it calling nine one one. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.399 Because it has service for that? 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:17.360 What? Yeah? I don't think that's necessarily true. I do 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.320 look it up. How would I look it up? Does 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.280 nine one one work when you have no service? They're 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.480 going to be like, how does it work? It has 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:26.160 to serve as ask her. Hey Siri, I don't have 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.480 that feature on. I turned Siri off. She annoys me. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.720 Hold on nine one one. No service. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:33.600 Yeah, it's a thing. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.800 I don't think it is. I do. I believe it's 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.760 a law. If you have you call nine one one 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.720 if there is no service, calls to nine one one 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:41.679 on phones with that active service do not deliver the 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.000 caller's location to the nine one one call center, and 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.240 the call center cannot call these phones back to find 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.040 out the caller's location or the nature of the emergency. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.520 But it's disconnected, the call center has no way to 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.760 call them back, right, But you can still call it 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:54.920 if there's no signal. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.160 Then I didn't say no signal, I said no active 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.840 service on the phone. Oh okay, you if you have 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.360 an old iPhone that you don't have hooked up anymore, Yeah, 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:04.720 you can still call nine one on it. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.160 Yeah, if you turn the phone on and there's like 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:07.400 bars or whatever. 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:10.440 Yeah, as long as there's signal. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:12.560 Signal sigonal. What's up, buddy? Not much? 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.200 We walk in a bold chat. Today's Monday, Wednesday? What's 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:19.960 today Wednesday? Easy to do bowl chats on Wednesday Wednesdays. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.840 And it's February something and it's almost Valentine's Day, So 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:24.639 make sure you take care of your sweetheart. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.560 If we had a sponsor, then we could be like 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.760 and make sure you take care of a sweet hut 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.120 by going to this one. But we don't. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:37.480 Uuse code serial killers for a discount a sex a 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.000 cereal box yours? 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:39.720 All right? 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.079 Can we talk about something please? What so the other 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.639 day you said, Hey, I have this form that I 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.639 have to fill out and it says that I need 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:50.080 a money order. How do I order money? Is it 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.000 just a check? Do I just like? Do I just 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:52.640 give a check? 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:53.680 Now? Okay? 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.079 So you don't know what a money order is and 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.679 you've never heard of a money worm, never heard of 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.160 a money work. That's fine, you know, I gets it's 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.560 probably generational. Like when I was a kid, you paid 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.200 for things if you didn't have a checking account, and 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.320 a lot of times people wouldn't take checks. Yeah, so 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.480 you'd have to pay with a money order like you could. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.960 You'd mail a money order in to order something or 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.440 to pay for a bill or something like that, and a. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.359 Money order is basically. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:20.120 It's basically a check, but it's a guaranteed check, so 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.680 like they don't the place is like, hmm, I don't 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.639 know if Andrew's check is gonna bounce or not. This 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.200 one will always be good. And you generally got them 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.960 from the post office, which you still can, and it 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.000 costs like two dollars to Western Union for that, you can, 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.960 but they charge more. Oh really, yeah, I mean generally 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:37.640 when you're looking for a money order, you go to 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:39.480 the post office. You used to be able to get 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.200 them at seven elevens and stuff like that, but they 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:42.720 don't want to be bothered with that anymore. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.200 So it's it basically two people that probably come in 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:45.920 a year. Yeah. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:47.360 So like the store that I used to work at, 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.200 we used to sell money orders and very few people 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.960 ever got them. But you just go to the post 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.800 office and you say, give me a money order for whatever, 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:54.880 and then you mail it and it's just it's just 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.680 they would cash it just like a check on the 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.280 other end, got it, so they just deposited into their account. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.120 Yeah, I need to get one of those because I 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.160 am going to be a minister for two weddings this year. 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.000 Okay, let's we need to come back to that. Why 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.400 just like well because I it's I just wanted to 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:14.200 mention because money orders it's a generational thing. Yeah, so 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.200 you did. You wouldn't know what that is. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:16.560 Now. 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.800 It's no different than if you trying to explain to 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.400 me what an NFT is. It doesn't matter how many 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.920 times you tell me a non fungible token. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.360 I don't know what it is. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.520 Why am I selling my first tweet for a million dollars? 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.040 And who wants it? And how do you actually own it? 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.360 That's I don't understand any of that. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.919 There's a really good video I watched that sort of 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.240 explained it, but not really like enough for it to 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:41.360 click too much in my brain. Essentially, what you're buying 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:45.440 is a link two said picture. It's not anything else 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.640 Like it's you're not getting the actual image because at 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.480 the end of the day, you buy like your first tweet, right, 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.120 it's like a gateway to get that. 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:58.080 I'm not comprehending anything that you're saying because it's out there, 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.599 so why do I buy it? It's the already. 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.839 Because I think what they're doing is everybody is preparing 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:07.320 for like Web three. What so we're on like Web 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.640 two right now. I don't and this I know for 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.120 sure know what you speak of. So they're making like 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.599 the groundwork for the new Internet. And the new Internet 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.520 is basically gonna be they want it to be like 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.240 an open internet, so the same way that like you 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.400 walk and go to stores and stuff like that, they're 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:28.080 trying to make that with the new Internet three Web three. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.839 I don't know what this means. Basically we're gonna wind 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.279 up paying for everything, and it's a terrible idea. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.640 And like right, like googling something, you're gonna have to pay. 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.840 Yes, because again you're kind of signing up for like 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:44.919 services because like again like virtual real estate, now you 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.080 can make games inside of the Internet, where it's like 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:49.960 so now you have to pay for the real estate 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.440 for it, quote unquote. It's like a whole confusing thing 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.440 that I just don't know how it's ever gonna catch on. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.840 It seems like I'm paying more for free internet. Are 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.440 we getting raises? No? Oh, why would we get a raise? 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:03.000 Well, you said we have to pay for all this stuff. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.600 How are we going to pay for it. I don't know, 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:07.599 you're asking the wrong person. Well, I mean a minister 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.760 should know these things. A man of the cloth should 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.160 know how we're going to pay for stuff. So now 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.960 we're just skirt start back onto ministering. Well, I don't know. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.080 I'm done with the NFT thing. I don't understand it. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:17.919 I think it's silly. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.800 Again. Basically, it's all for web three, which is in 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.160 development and they're figuring out how it's gonna work. I 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:24.200 don't understand how it works. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.760 But my question is this, why would I pay ten 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.560 grand yeah for the first tweet from Kellogg's rice crispies. 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.200 I don't understand it's there? How could I own it? 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:35.080 I don't get it. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.720 Again, you own like the link to it. But this 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.640 is where it's all insane. Is that when you do 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.760 it like blockchain, it's like a public roster of all 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.279 your transactions, right, so you know who has it. But 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.080 then it also makes it like your Internet history will 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.520 then be easily trackable online for everyone to see. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.240 Trying to teach me algebra, I don't know what you're 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.400 talking about. Love algebra so much, that's the one with 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:02.680 the letters, right. Geometry has letters too. I don't understand it. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.080 Did you do good in geometry? Did I do well well? 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:06.680 Whenever I didn't. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:09.400 I don't think I took geometry. I dropped math after 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:14.120 tenth grade. You could yeah, okay, I'm pretty sure we've 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.840 been over this. But by the time I was a senior, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.680 I was taking social studies, English and Jim, that's it. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:22.120 I dropped it all because I was working. 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:25.760 Good old eighties education system. It wasn't the eighties. What 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:29.040 year was it, nineteen ninety three, We're close enough to 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:30.480 the eighties. What are you talking about it? It's a 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:31.280 whole new year. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:37.040 I mean, whatever decade decade there is. I've been watching 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:38.440 a lot of there's a lot of nineties shows on 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:42.000 Hulu about you know, the deadliest decade ever and all 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.640 this stuff. And there was just there was just another 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:47.880 one about talk shows and Jerry Springer, and then there 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.840 was one about the Internet. And there's a whole cool 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.400 series of nineties thing on Hulu there. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.240 I'm happy I was born in the nineties because I 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:59.040 feel like it was the last fun generation. Because I 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.480 feel like the show could not be released today as 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.320 it is. Like I said, I go back and Rewatch 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:07.040 some old like two thousands, early two thousands reality shows. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:10.400 It was a wild time, wild the things that they 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.440 would play on TV, the things people would say on TV. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:18.400 It's just nowadays immediate, like cancel on the spot. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:20.840 It's weird because the thing that I most like about 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:24.360 the nineties television is that there wasn't as much to 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.640 watch as there is now. Yeah, so you had to 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.440 really be invested in stuff that I don't know, there's 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.920 just so much. There's so much, like we'll, there's thousands 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.600 of things to watch on every platform there is, and 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:35.400 I don't know. 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.160 Having too many options is just as bad as having 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:42.320 no options. It's like, again, I feel like I'm suggested 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.120 a new show every day, and there is no way 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.320 I'm going to be able to watch all of these 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.480 things and try and watch old movies. It's like my 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.800 brain is on content overload. I watched an old movie movie, 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:56.280 some kind of Wonderful. 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:57.880 Never saw that it was a John Hughes, one of 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.680 those eighties breakfast clubby movies. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:00.360 Never it. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.120 Yeah, I don't think I have where the. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.120 Song comes from. You sound kind of wonderful. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:05.400 Not at all? 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.320 Okay, well nope, it was worth a shot. But yeah, 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.600 so I watched that. Oh fun. Nice. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.160 Anyway, So you're gonna be a minister, Yes, you're gonna 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:13.800 marry people. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.640 I have two weddings this year that I'm officiating. Now. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.800 The form that I had notarized for you is for 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.679 the state of New York. Can you only marry people 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:24.120 in the state of New York? No, So I became 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.079 a minister minister. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.079 Isn't that like a Jesus guy. No. Again, you can 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:33.720 have a non denominational, non denomin non denominational. There it is, 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:35.359 so I did say, right, officient. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.720 You're an officiant, you're not a minister. 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.880 Yes, I am what I'm a minister, and a minister 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.640 and an officiant are pretty much the same thing. You 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.240 just need someone to sign the piece paper that says 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.280 that you're legally married, and I am now the person 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:45.920 that can do that. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.840 I think a minister is a Jesus guy. 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:53.000 It's not because again, non denominational church, you still have ministers. 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:54.480 They are the ones who sign off on the piece 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:56.960 of paper. Okay, so I am that person. And for 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.480 each state has different laws. So for example, New Jersey, 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.280 you can just do whatever it's like you want to 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.600 get married here, sign up for this, and to tell 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.840 you the truth, to sign up is a joke. Thought 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:10.400 I was gonna have to like take a course. I 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.520 don't know why I keep thinking things have courses like today, 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.360 even when I sign up to be a notary. Here 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.320 I am thinking like, oh, I gotta go take a 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.400 class to go be a notary, which I don't know 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:21.040 why I would, but no, no, no class. I signed up, 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.800 put my email in and they were like, you're accepted. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.680 There should be I agree, yeah, I mean cause you're 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.440 probably not supposed to sign I legal things, right, what 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.400 if you're witnessing I don't know, some illegal stuff, you're 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:33.120 gonna sign it. You don't know, you don't know where 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:34.719 you're supposed to what, I don't know. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:35.320 Wedding. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.240 It's making a deal, No for the notary. Like what 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.840 if someone's making some deal to like kill somebody and 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:43.080 they want it in writing, you have to notarize it. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.000 Well, no, if I see it and it's a giant 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.440 piece of paper that says I want to kill this person, 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:49.440 I have my little clippy thing. I'm not gonna be 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.240 like eh, but if they're notarized, you could do it. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.000 But that's your job. They're paying you. You don't know 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.160 what you can and can't do. 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.520 I feel like what I'm gonna wind up doing is 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.640 like my parents are gonna be say, oh, we gotta 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.520 go note and I could be like, I could do that. Now. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.719 I don't know if they can do it with the 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.760 same last name. I'm not sure. Oh yes they can. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.120 My dad has notarized stuff for me. You can't do 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.840 it for yourself, yeah, but you can do it for 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:09.560 family members. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:11.720 So that's you know what. I did it because it 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.280 was thirty bucks, and I was like, you know what, 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.040 this is great? 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:15.439 Are you going to charge? You're just gonna be a 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.840 nice guy, A nice guy. Same thing with my ministry, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.400 your ministry, my ministry. I do not want to be 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:20.880 a member. 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:23.840 Well guess you're not joining my church. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.800 Well for some reason, I apologize, but I just don't 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:33.920 find a marriage license signed by Andy as legal tender. Well, 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.360 you don't need to legal tender. I know that that's money. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.599 State, but you know what I mean, The state doesn't. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.000 But I don't. No matter what Scott feels says, I 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.800 wouldn't feel old from wherever you live. I don't feel 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.320 right though, you don't need to feel right. I wouldn't 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.600 feel like legal. I wouldn't feel like I was actually 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.800 married that entire time. Okay, just saying for people who 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.760 do this though it is legal, people have like drag 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.760 queens marry them that are ministers, They have like random 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.680 people do it for them. I just feel like, traditionally 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.240 it needs to be like a religious figure again, but 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.080 there's so many nobody really Like a lot of my 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.480 friends aren't super religious, so to them doing it in 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.439 a church, it's kind of how you feel. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:15.199 People go to county clerk's office and just get married 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.200 and I guess technically or Elvis will marry you. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.760 In Vegas, I was actually the witness to one of 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:22.600 those too. I saw my friends get married in the courthouse. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.760 I signed off on that one. It was in Jersey City. 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.120 Oh that was fun. Though they got married in like 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.080 the courthouse. It was beautiful. I don't know. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:31.480 It was a drive through wedding reel. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.400 Again, it's what you make of it at the end 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:35.600 of the day. If you have a piece of paper 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.679 that says you're legally married, and that's the thing, I 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.800 can say you're vows, but until you actually bring me 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.520 the piece of paper that says it, and I sign 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.000 off on it. It's like just words. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.000 How do you know about this? You didn't take a course. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.319 Because I did do the reading afterwards to figure out 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.199 what I need to do. I see, So I can't 0:12:54.280 --> 0:13:00.679 just say you're married? No, what was that? Bless you? Oh? Okay, Father, Son, 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:04.840 Holy Spirit? Amen? Okay, but it's not denominational, so whatever 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.600 this means for your denomination of religion? Who's the Holy Spirit? 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.119 Who's the Holy Spirit? Yeah? 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.880 Because Father's God and then there's Jesus the Son, who's 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.560 the Holy Spirit? 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.720 Mary? No, it's like, I think, like a general thing, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.280 separate as I went to Catholic school for I can't 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.800 even tell you how many years. So that's not good 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:31.800 on my ind Wow okay, but yeah again back to 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.599 the point. I can marry you, but you need to 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:38.720 get your marriage license, okay, and it depends on what 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.080 state you're in. I can sign off on that piece 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:41.320 of paper. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.240 Technically, when you get the marriage license, you're married. And 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:44.360 I don't need you. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.600 No, you do need me because someone needs to sign 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.320 off on that. Haven't you ever noticed that? No? 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.199 I got married once. I don't remember what happened on. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.439 Your marriage license they have an officiant section. Someone needs 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:56.200 to sign off on that. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.560 I feel like we I now can We had to 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.160 get the marriage license from the state, right, Yes, the 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.319 actual license. Yeah, so the other stuff is really just ceremonial. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.520 No, the actual person that signs that license is me. 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.640 Now I can do that, depending on what state you're in. Okay, 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.640 stop getting so angry or not. Yes, the City of 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:17.480 New York coming soon. State of New York, we're just 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.400 city city. Oh, they charge you fifteen bucks. That's where 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.080 the whole money order thing comes in. Oh, got it 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:25.680 out out of the city in the five boroughs again, 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.120 same as New Jersey. Just need to get this free 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.320 piece of paper. But the City of New York is like, 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.800 pay us fifteen dollars and then you could do it. Okay, 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:34.760 it's a lifetime thing. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:35.800 Did you paint your ring? 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:37.520 I didn't. I got a new one. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.040 See is that bronze? 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.040 No, it's black. It looks bronze to me. I think 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.920 it got shiny anymore. It looks bronze. I love it. 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.160 If you look at it really carefully, I think it's bronze. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:47.960 I'm looking at it. It still looks black. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:52.800 Okay, So one of our listeners DMed us with a 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.520 topic and I can't find it. I know what it 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.640 was like. She talked about the name of her town 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.920 and said, how people we say it wrong? And how 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:03.120 would you say this name? 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.760 Oh? I think I saw that tweet? Right? Was it 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:06.800 a tweet? Yeah? 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.080 Because I can't find it, and I told her that 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.640 we talk about it, maybe you can find it. Yeah, 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:14.680 while you're while you're finding it. And it's funny because I, 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.120 if you don't know, am from Long Island, and Long 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.600 Island is full of town full of towns, hundreds of 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.040 them that you could probably never pronounce if you saw 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:24.520 them on a piece of paper because a lot of 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:28.880 them are Native American. They're named after Native Americans like Massapequa, 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:34.440 rang Konkoma, nes concet Quog. There's I mean, there's tons 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.200 of them that people from outside the area, like, I 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.000 have no idea how to say this. And when there's 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:40.480 like a new traffic reporter on one of the local 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.920 stations here, they say it wrong all the time, and 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.480 it's it's it's quite you know. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:44.880 It's funny. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.600 Although my favorite town name on Long Island, believe it 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.520 or not, and it's not it's not a Native American 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.160 name is Hicksville, just because I think it's funny the 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.600 way that it sounds. You would think that it's like 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:57.280 in the middle of nowhere and there's a bunch of 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.440 hillbillies wearing overalls, drinking jugs of mountain dew. Because that's 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.520 what Hicksville sounds like, you know, chewing on a piece 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:02.960 of straw. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.640 But no, are you listening to me? I am hearing. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.600 You're not even paying attention. You're talking about town names, hillbilly's, 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:11.560 hillbilly's and Hicksville. Yeah. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.600 I mean, I'm sure there's some Hicksville in the country 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.640 somewhere that is full of hillbilly's. And do you know 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:19.960 that is hillbilly's not nice to say, uh, it's not 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:23.600 preferred a hillbilly? Yeah, what is a hillbilly again? 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.480 It's like it's because. 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.640 I remember when I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, in 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.080 the supermarket at the high V. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.640 I still don't have to mention other Scott's making one. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.960 In the meantime, Are you complaining about something because I 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:36.400 have something that I can play for you that other 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:37.120 Scott made. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:38.640 No real quick At the high V, they used to 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.800 have hillbilly bread and it was delicious. That was the 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.080 name of the brand. It was Hillbilly Bread. And there 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:44.800 was a guy on there and overalls chewing a piece 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.800 of straw drinking out of a jug with two x's 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.400 on it, which I guess means alcohol. 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:53.360 Yeah, that sounds like I'm trying to find this they. Yeah. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:54.680 I don't know if it was a tweet or a 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.080 DM or an Instagram or I don't remember where it was. 0:16:57.120 --> 0:17:00.520 And I feel bad. I'm very sorry. Thank you for yeah. Right, 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.120 we asked for topics and then we lost. 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.240 Yeah. See, that's why I need paper. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.879 I want to I need to write it down or 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.320 take a screenshot of it or something. Go ahead, I'm complaining. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:11.399 I hate everything. 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.640 Go ahead. Other Scott just made this just for you. 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:22.320 It's time for another round of shot. Thank you so much, 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:23.639 Other Scott for the jingle. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.439 First of all, I don't hate everything, or did I 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:28.960 just say I hate everything? I hate everyone? I don't 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.240 hate everything, and plus anything I just talked about, I 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.520 didn't say I hate it. I just people can't pronounce 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:34.560 names of ten. 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:37.440 Well, what's like a gripe that you have? I don't, Oh, 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.160 you have many a gripe? No, Oh, you have many 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:44.760 a grip all positivity. Yeah, sunshine, rainbows and lollipops. I 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.920 would love to know where that universe is for you. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:48.439 So you can keep it handy. But I don't have 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:49.240 anything right now. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.720 I mean I think there was a minor complaint or 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.000 two in there. We can push it out. The listeners 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:56.119 can decide for themselves. 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:59.480 Okay, do you know that the naked cowboy is still 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.920 in Time Square when it's like twelve degrees outside he died? 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:04.000 No? 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.120 No, I didn't think that he still did it though, 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.520 because either he I mean he started doing that like 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:10.439 twenty years ago. Like when Greg and I used to 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.359 go to the city every morning, he would be there 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.440 and he's still there and it was freezing and he's 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:18.800 banging around on his guitar and people are taking pictures 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:20.920 with him. I mean, he's an older dude at this point. 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:26.040 But first of all, he's like cleaned up. He makes 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:30.320 so much money. He has sponsorship deals, he has merchandise, 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:34.200 he has all kinds of stuff and it's insane, but 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.200 he's still doing it. I mean that's his career. That's great. 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:38.320 Yeah, good for him. 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.000 I mean, a dirty mini mouse with no head on 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.560 came to hug actually while we were walking, and she's like, Dad, 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:46.359 what she just avoided it at all costs, And Cooper 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:49.280 was holding my hand so tight, like the city is 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:52.360 so gross right now that she's like, I don't want 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:52.840 to be here. 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:56.159 Well, there's just like I think the biggest problem is. 0:18:56.280 --> 0:19:01.080 The trash, trash of you know, garbage and people kind 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:02.960 there's lots of both. 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:06.119 Again, Times Square has never been my favorite place in 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.760 New York City. Ever. I don't like it. I've never 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:13.400 liked it. It's just a lot. Whenever tourists come here, 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.880 I'm always like, avoid it as much as you got 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:18.719 to see it, though I don't know what there is 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:23.359 to see. It is impressive. What is impressive. It's giant billboards. 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:24.840 That it is impressive to stand there with all the 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:26.760 lights and go wow, this, you know. But it's the 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:29.400 kind of thing where you're like, ooh ah, okay, let's 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.080 get the hell out of here. Said but there there's 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:34.240 that documentary on Netflix. I think it is the Time 0:19:34.280 --> 0:19:38.000 Square Killer from the seventies when Time Square was all 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:39.560 porn theaters and prostitutes. 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:40.720 Insane to think about. 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.720 Yeah, and this dude was like he was working for 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:47.520 some computer firm somewhere by day and then he would 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:49.360 like at night, he would go out and he would 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:52.560 like kill all these women, and it was it's insane, 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:54.679 like handcuff them to beds and do and set them 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.840 on fire. You need to watch it, if nothing else, 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:01.520 just for like the scenes of like Grit seventies and 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:05.040 eighties Time Square, like it's weird. I love watching that stuff, 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:07.879 Like I love watching videos of the subways covered her graffiti, 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:09.760 even though it scared the hell out of me when 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:11.439 I was a kid, Like my dad had to take 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:13.199 me on a subway one time, and I remember like 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:14.440 curling up behind. 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:20.120 Him, like no spray paint on the walls, Nancy, Nancy Reagan, 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:23.359 what are you, Nancy? That means there's bad people here. 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.560 So yeah, but I don't know's I like to I 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:28.960 like to watch old videos of New York. 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:32.560 Yeah, my mom was alive during the studio fifty four dies. Oh, 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:35.439 and so whenever the Studio fifty four Dona and disco dancing, 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:37.480 she was. She used to be able to get into 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:39.440 the club. And now in hindsight, I'm always like, huh 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:43.600 had she get into the club? Donna? Just I'm interested 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:45.520 that's like crazy. She would like be able to just 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:45.959 walk in. 0:20:46.160 --> 0:20:47.840 Well, I mean, Donna was a hot piece back in 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:48.120 the day. 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:50.200 She knew, she knew people who worked there. 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:53.120 Okay, I wonder she took her old Cadillac to get 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.320 there and her big go go boots. 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:57.800 I don't is go go the same as the seventies. 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:00.280 No, but yeah, they wore these big I don't know 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:02.600 if there were whatever these big boots, these big white 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:03.520 leather boots. 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:05.720 Up to their knees. I think I haven't pictured of 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:07.800 my mom wearing these big boots like she get into 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:09.600 Studio fifty four. I don't think my mom did Studio 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:11.360 fifty four when I'm got into Studio Fix. I don't 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:13.880 know my mom was from Brooklyn. I she didn't, I don't. 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:15.720 I don't know if she ventured into Manhattan all that much. 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:16.520 She didn't drive. 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:17.800 But I mean, yeah, there were trains. 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:20.960 I watched a show over the weekend. Yeah, sixty days in. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:24.520 I've seen that. That's when they're in jail. Yes, yes, 0:21:24.880 --> 0:21:28.800 I am so confused as to why anybody would willingly. 0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.680 I believe it's script participate. No, some of it I 0:21:31.760 --> 0:21:34.199 think is. I do not think so at all because 0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:38.480 they constantly break the fourth wall and know that there's 0:21:38.520 --> 0:21:41.000 a show called sixty Days in I watched season five, 0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:45.520 and let me tell you something, the TV was perfect. 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:47.200 I loved it. It was so good. 0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:48.920 The TV was perfect. 0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:49.840 Like the show. 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.480 Oh, I haven't watched it in a while, so I 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:54.800 don't remember much about it. But I just I don't know. 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:56.720 I thought that that some of it was just too 0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:58.560 far fetched to be happening. That they had to know 0:21:58.640 --> 0:21:58.960 about it. 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:02.480 There is no way, and I'll tell you why, because 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:08.639 there's like if the guards know that there's informants in 0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:10.639 the prison, because basically you're signing up to be an 0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:14.720 informant for the sheriff or whoever is sending you in. Yeah, 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:18.160 if they know, then they can give you preferential treatment. 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:20.600 It's easy to catch. Like the little tells, I do 0:22:20.800 --> 0:22:24.520 not think that they are telling them because the whole script, 0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:27.040 the whole premise of the show is that like they're 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:30.680 filming a documentary about the prison system, and so all 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:35.080 the people there are assuming that everyone is an inmate. Okay, 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:38.480 except the sheriff knows who the informants are. I don't know. 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:42.160 It was so good. Let me tell you something though. 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:44.280 The people that tap out on the first day, that's me. 0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:45.920 That would be me. 0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:48.080 I never would even get involved in it. I'm not 0:22:48.160 --> 0:22:50.760 going into a jail. I'm not going anywhere near a jail. 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:51.440 No. 0:22:51.600 --> 0:22:53.159 That's one place I've never been. Like, in all the 0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:54.639 years that I've been working here and we've been doing 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:57.520 dumb stuff, we've never been to a jail. And I 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:00.760 mean we've been like at a police station jail, but 0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:04.119 not a penitentiary or yeah whatever they call a jail. 0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:06.159 No, who, what is it? 0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:08.560 You got a coupon from Chipotle? It's not important. 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:10.919 A coupon for Chipotle. I see it just popped up 0:23:10.920 --> 0:23:14.640 today Taco Day. It's not It's a text from Denizues 0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:17.879 in the other room. Oh whatever. 0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:20.280 So we've been watching some good TV too, you know, 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:20.960 let's take a break. 0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:28.800 We'll be right back and we're back. Was it condoms? No, 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.840 I haven't. That's it. That's done. Yeah, they must have 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:35.160 bought a short order of them. I'm sorry, an order 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:39.320 of condom commercial got it anyway. So yeah, TV TV 0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:41.280 is great. I mean, we've been watching a lot of stuff. 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:44.680 We're still loving pivoting, We're still loving the cleaning lady, 0:23:45.400 --> 0:23:47.400 you haven't watched either one of those yet watched either 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:48.880 of them? I think I was too busy into sixty 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:52.280 Days in Let me tell you, I just I was 0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:55.320 infatuated with it. I watched the entire season over the weekend. 0:23:56.119 --> 0:23:57.160 That's eleven episodes. 0:23:57.240 --> 0:23:59.520 That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot to get into. 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:01.159 It was one of those where you could almost just 0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:02.960 like leave it on in the background and just look 0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:05.560 up and somebody would be like, I've joined a new 0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:07.000 group in the jail. 0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:10.600 See, but I like those people like, I don't know, 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:12.920 is it to me? Is that a technically like a 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:13.640 game show? 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:17.320 Okay, so from what I read, you get like three 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:18.400 thousand an episode. 0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:21.400 I would need more than that. I would need way 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:23.959 more than that, seriously, because I'm sure there's a lot 0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:25.639 going on. They don't show you like what happens when 0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:28.960 the guy in yourself wants to like butt rape you, Like, hello, 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.320 what this just got an explicit rating? 0:24:31.640 --> 0:24:33.879 Why? Well, because you can't really say things like that 0:24:34.000 --> 0:24:36.240 on this one. Kids could be listening, Scott. 0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:39.280 I'm sorry, it's fine, but what you're talking about. But 0:24:39.359 --> 0:24:41.000 that's what I'm saying is if it's a show like 0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:43.040 you need protection. That's why they need to know that 0:24:43.119 --> 0:24:43.640 you're in there. 0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:45.680 They do again, the sheriff knows. 0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:48.040 I know that, but the guards there don't know. And 0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:50.000 how fast can the sheriff get over there again and 0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:51.639 take care of you while that's happening to you. 0:24:51.920 --> 0:24:54.320 Well, if you watched the beginning episodes, they tell you 0:24:54.400 --> 0:24:57.000 what to do, you use the signal. They have a 0:24:57.080 --> 0:25:00.280 signal for the participants to get out, so they say 0:25:00.400 --> 0:25:02.560 touch your shoulder, say my shoulder hurts into one of 0:25:02.600 --> 0:25:05.719 the production cameras. Because again the jail is being filmed. 0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:08.840 Just in general, everyone knows that they're being filmed in 0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:10.959 this jail, so they say, put your hand on your 0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:13.840 shoulder and say your arm hurts, or say that, put 0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:15.359 your hand on your heart and say you have heartburn. 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:18.000 And they say, if it gets bad enough, pretend to 0:25:18.040 --> 0:25:21.160 have a seizure and then they will rush in asap 0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:22.400 to come get you, or try. 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:23.880 To can't get there fast enough. 0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:26.160 Well, that's why they stopped the season that I was watching. 0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:29.679 They stopped season five midway through because one of the contestants, 0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:32.400 because you went in with a mission like find out 0:25:32.440 --> 0:25:34.240 about this, the guy in the middle of it was 0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:36.200 like I'm good. I don't need to do this anymore. 0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:38.760 And he just wound up telling one of the other inmates, 0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:42.439 like actual inmates, he said, I'm an informant, just as 0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:44.560 an FYI, like this is a show we're doing sixty 0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.000 days in. So then they pulled him, but then everyone 0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:49.040 in the jail started talking that they knew people were, 0:25:49.160 --> 0:25:52.760 like yeah, spies, and they had to pull everybody because 0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:55.520 then all the prisoners were figuring out who they were 0:25:55.880 --> 0:25:58.040 and they were saying things like we're gonna go stab them. 0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:00.439 That happens in almost every season, because the same thing 0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:01.800 was in the one that I watched. I don't know, 0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:04.159 I just know, like like if Brutus is pummeling me, 0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:06.720 there's no way anybody can get there in time. Like 0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:08.840 once I get take one punch, I'm out. 0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.119 Well, this season had a super fan on it and 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.760 the guy Okay, that's when I saw circle. He's sitting there, 0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:16.760 He's like, I really lucks see he made it all 0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:18.520 the way. He made it all the way. That's what 0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:21.600 I saw. It was Insane season five and the first 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.639 episode had Steve. Steve was a private investigator and he 0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:26.280 was convinced he was going to be amazing at it, 0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:28.480 and then within like his first ten minutes in the prison, 0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:31.080 he's like, I'm going to pretend to sleep, and so 0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:33.000 he pretends to sleep, and then he's convinced that he 0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:36.359 heard the entire drug operation. And then it's constantly tapping 0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:38.800 his shoulder to get production and they're like, dude, you've 0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:40.680 been there ten minutes. What are you doing? And he's like, 0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:42.400 if you don't come here, this whole place is about 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:44.359 to blow. And they pull him out and he's like, no, 0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:47.280 where is it? What? Hate? 0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:52.360 Everything right there? Okay, just wanted No, No, I don't 0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:54.159 need it's time. I don't need it. I don't need it. 0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:56.639 I just write anyways down for the future. So sixty 0:26:56.720 --> 0:26:58.040 days in, if you watch it, you can watch it 0:26:58.080 --> 0:26:59.399 on Netflix, or you could watch it the whole thing 0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:00.040 on who. 0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:02.200 I wouldn't nice recommend it. No, it's all right, I 0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:04.479 recommend it. It's okay, it's fascinate. It's just too much 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:06.479 to get invested in from. It's just it's a lot. 0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:08.560 It's not You could leave it as background noise. Okay, 0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:10.760 that's what I do with some shows. It's like nice 0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:13.520 background noise. Like I tell Jackie, if you put on 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.359 The Housewives. It almost sounds like you're back in an 0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:19.080 office because people are just talking. You can like almost 0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:21.119 be like, oh, wow, they must had a crazy week day. 0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:22.720 I can't do I can't do that. If it's on, 0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:23.879 I need to pay attention to it. 0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:24.439 It's the same thing. 0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:26.560 But like when I'm going to sleep and Amy's watching 0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.040 a show, if it's a show that I'm interested in, 0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:31.399 I have to I can't fall asleep to it. I 0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:34.040 must watch it. I forget we were watching last night. Oh, 0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:35.720 we were watching one of those nineties things, and I 0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:38.280 was interested in it. So I always have one eye 0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:40.000 open and I cannot fall asleep, So it needs to 0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:42.679 be something that I don't care about that I can 0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:43.120 fall asleep. 0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:45.639 There's like a difference in the type of show you're watching, right, 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:48.520 Like you're not getting any like benefit from watching like 0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:52.359 a Housewife or sixty Days In or Well, we were 0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:55.000 gonna starty Fiance, We were gonna start watching Tommy and 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:56.919 and what's her name ham Tom, Mamma Tom. We were 0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:58.719 gonna start watching that last night, but it was already 0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:01.040 nine thirty and I was going to start that because 0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:03.080 I would have stayed awake because I want to watch it. 0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:06.040 You know, I would fight to stay awake, so like pivoting, 0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:08.560 that's like a comedy. I'm gonna want to like tune 0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:11.120 into that. Yeah, if it's a reality show, nine times 0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.880 out of ten, you can keep that on his background noise. 0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:15.680 Wait till you get to the Concealer episode. 0:28:15.720 --> 0:28:18.159 You'll like that. Okay, yep, I don't watch it. I 0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:19.920 think that was episode five. I also have to like 0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:22.320 continue watching Game of Thrones. But like you're saying, I 0:28:22.440 --> 0:28:24.199 need to be like tuned in and in the right 0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:28.080 mood to like focus. Okay, just my just my opinion. 0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:30.000 I got you. Do you know I had a stomach issue? 0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:32.560 Did you know I had a stomach issue? 0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:34.240 Yeah? Is that why you brought it up? Yeah? 0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:35.560 Did you actually? 0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.160 I did? Was it because of me? No? I don't 0:28:38.200 --> 0:28:40.320 know what it was. I just know I had food 0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:41.520 poisoning earlier this year. 0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.480 By the way, can I just backtrack for one second. Yeah, 0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:48.120 in last week's episode, we talked, we talked about food poisoning, 0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.920 and then one day later, I had it. 0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:52.400 I cannot believe that. 0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:54.320 Yeah, that point out too, And I forgot about that 0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.960 because I was listening to our episode while I was 0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.240 sick and I was half I was like going in 0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:01.400 and out of content. Yeah, so I missed that part, 0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:02.800 but I remember that we talked about that. 0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.920 Food poisoning is no joke, and I had it for 0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.080 and it was just it was the worst hour of 0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:12.480 my life, like an intense hour and then just an hour. 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:14.160 You're so lucky, I know. 0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:18.080 And it was from one end, so thankfully then it 0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.280 wasn't true. I mean, you weren't like all in then. 0:29:20.440 --> 0:29:23.200 Oh, trust me, I lost like five pounds in an hour. 0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:28.640 It was nuts. Oh I didn't know we were talking. Yeah, no, 0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:29.520 it was not, you know. 0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:32.080 And and it's funny because I don't want to know 0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:33.320 which end you're talking about. 0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:36.360 You're right, I just drop my water bottle. 0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:40.080 But I suppressed the vomiting as long as I possibly 0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:43.440 could because I'm sorry. But to me, there's nothing worse 0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:46.480 than the feeling of just wretching vomiting. Yeah, it hurts 0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:49.600 so bad. It's just it's just one of the worst 0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:52.880 feelings in the world. And and I was holding it 0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.920 back as long as humanly possible, But after about an 0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:57.960 hour and a half, my body was just like, nope, 0:29:58.440 --> 0:29:59.240 gotta get it out. 0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:00.600 It was just it was. 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:02.800 It's just the worst because you just can't stop it 0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:05.520 and it hurts and it burns and it stinks and 0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:08.000 it makes you want to vomit more. And I just said, 0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:10.880 you know, there's no lower place to be than on 0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:13.720 your knee with your hands holding onto the bowl and 0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:16.520 just oh stuffed, dripping off. 0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:18.239 Oh my god, we don't need to go this far 0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:21.160 into details, sir. That just it feels like it's like 0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:24.760 the lowest place that you could possibly be. Agree And yeah, 0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:26.640 all I know is we had to change the toilet 0:30:26.680 --> 0:30:30.880 seed after this. Seriously, it was it was just it 0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:32.080 was not fun. But it took me. 0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:33.920 I would say it probably took a full forty eight 0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:36.400 hours before I felt like completely better. 0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:40.600 Because you get so dehydrated. It's insane. Yeah, you just, yeah, 0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:43.760 it's not fun. It's terrible. And so I was at 0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:47.280 the Casey Muskraps concert this weekend. Uh huh where Madison 0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:51.000 Square guarding? Okay, so much fun, great show. Been looking 0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:52.960 forward to the show for months. 0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:54.880 Was it had it been postponed at all? 0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.440 Or was it No? That was the date. I just 0:30:57.960 --> 0:30:59.960 was so excited to go see the show, I guess. 0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:04.600 There with my friend Miranda, I'm fine, why an hour? 0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:08.320 Not even an hour before? I start feeling like the 0:31:08.440 --> 0:31:10.840 floor is letting out in my stomach, and all of 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:13.760 a sudden, I'm standing there and it's like, oh god. 0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:17.280 So you're like, no this the show didn't even start yet. 0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:21.080 Oh my god. So we're staying like we were gonna 0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:24.120 go sit and watch the opening act. And then I 0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:25.920 was like, I need to go stand by this table 0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.960 right now, and she's like, what said we need to 0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:30.880 go stand by this table? And so I go to 0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:33.320 the bathroom once and I'm like, this can't happen to 0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:36.160 me here, not in a Madison Square garden. You don't 0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:37.959 need any of that going on in a public bathroom, 0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:40.520 especially the pre show where it's like everyone is still 0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.080 hustling and bustling. Uh huh. Let me tell you something. 0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:45.120 It wouldn't have been great. So I'm just like saying 0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:47.200 in my head, I'm like, focus, you can do this. 0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.160 And I get back to the table and my friend 0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:53.160 like you good, Like I'm not good. I'm not good. 0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:55.720 We're eating or drinking anything at the test Okay. 0:31:56.280 --> 0:32:00.120 So we stayed there until the show almost started, and 0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:02.080 I'm like, if I need to get out of the seat. 0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:05.120 This is not gonna be great. But by the grace 0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:07.800 of God, I held on through the whole show. I 0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.600 waited like a long time, and as I was doing it, 0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:14.360 I was kind of like, please, I don't need to leave. 0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:15.880 Just keep me, just keep it going. 0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:18.000 But sometimes you can't even walk anymore at that point, 0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.800 so the show is very lucky. The show ended and 0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:24.760 it was almost like my body was like an action. 0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:27.880 So then we go to the subway. I had to 0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:31.800 leave the subway because I was like, it's I'm gonna die. Okay, 0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:33.760 but this I'm telling you right now, this is not 0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:38.080 food poisoning. You had diarrhea. This is not food poisoning 0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:40.480 because you would not have been able to last the 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.840 entire show. True, it would have been an impossibility. 0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:45.720 And you can title you're right, though, because food poisoning 0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:47.800 when I did have it, there's no stopping it. Let 0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:50.760 me tell you, yeah, you're one hundred percent right. And 0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:52.800 you know what. I chalked it up to the Indian 0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:53.720 food I had the night before. 0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:56.640 Okay, And you may title this episode never trust a fart, 0:32:56.880 --> 0:33:00.080 because that is no. That is my best advice to 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.680 you and at any point in your life. Yeah, just 0:33:02.760 --> 0:33:05.400 for the most part. Don't trust it if you're not sure, 0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:08.080 don't trust it because one time I trusted it. 0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:14.040 Nope, just once. Listen, I've had an incident just like that. Yeah, 0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:18.760 but yeah, not great. Where were I came here? Where 0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:19.480 were you to go? 0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:21.520 But where were you when when you had that incident? 0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:25.280 I can't believe I'm gonna actually say this. It is 0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:26.000 so bad. 0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:27.440 Were you in Hershey, Pennsylvania? 0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:33.600 No, it was Las Vegas. iHeart festival. That's spectacular. I 0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:37.840 had in and out Burger for the first time, and 0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.120 we came back to the hotel and I was like, oh, 0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:42.760 my stomach does not feel good. Do you know? I 0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:45.360 took the sheets off, everything off the bed and I 0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:48.080 threw everything in the trash can in the hotel lobby. 0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:52.520 That's spectacular. It's terrible. What did you say, I need 0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:55.959 new sheets? Yes? How did they ask? Why? No? They did? 0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:59.080 I Listen, it's Las Vegas, so I'm sure like the 0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:01.560 cleaning person and it's probably taking bodies out and be 0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:02.280 like it's fine. 0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:05.280 Exactly, that's mild compared to what they had last night. Yeah, 0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:07.560 that's just like my Strawberry Syrup episode. 0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:07.920 Same thing. 0:34:08.000 --> 0:34:09.719 How to get rid of the sheets. They just replaced them. 0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:12.759 It was what, well, I feel like we've mentioned that 0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:14.279 it once before and I don't really want to get 0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:17.200 into it, but there was strawberry syrup on some sheets 0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:19.719 and it looked like a murder scene. And I just 0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:21.560 took the sheets because I couldn't leave them there because 0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:22.439 the police would be called. 0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:24.520 Oh I can't, So they just replaced them, I guess. 0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:26.240 But yeah, when was your last incident. 0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:28.640 It was a couple of years ago and it was 0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:31.439 in my bed and that's the only time. Yeah, yeah, 0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:32.800 I was like, am I getting up? This is not 0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:33.520 what I think it is. 0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:38.720 It was you always remember it, like I vividly remember 0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:41.080 my expression everything, and I was just kind of like, oh, 0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.000 that's probably the second lowest point you can reach. 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.319 But once it started, I was able to stop it, yes, 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:50.560 and run for the hills. 0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:53.400 But it was feel so bad for people listening. If 0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:55.359 you've made it thirty five minutes in and you're listening 0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:58.560 to us talk about never trusting farts cheers. 0:34:58.719 --> 0:35:02.920 We title that this episode that people will kind of 0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:04.800 realize what it's about and they'll make their choice. 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.200 Yeah, it's true, So we don't need to give a disclaimer. 0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:12.400 I guess I don't think so anyway, I can't believe 0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:14.839 you had an incident as well. Well, yeah, I think 0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:16.640 you know what, I think everybody's I was gonna say 0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:18.120 at the end of the day, I think everybody has 0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:22.520 or have at least gotten very close. Yeah, let me 0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:24.680 tell you something. The food poisoning incident, you are one 0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:28.000 hundred percent right, And I take it back. That's okay. 0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:29.800 It was my Indian food. Okay. 0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:32.239 I'm very dramatic about things too. I say things are 0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:32.799 what they weren't. 0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:36.160 No, the food poisoning though, like I the funt, well, 0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:38.920 it's funny. But my friend Nick I walked home from 0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:41.520 dinner that night, so as I'm walking up my staircase, 0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:44.720 it was like every flight of steps you kept getting cars. 0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:48.000 I was like I because I was fine, and all 0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:49.759 of a sudden, the staircase hit and as I'm walking 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:52.719 up the first flight, I was like, huh, weird. Second 0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:57.040 flight was like, I'm what's going on? Third flight, something's bubbling? 0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:59.440 Fourth flight? Am I gonna make it? Fifth flight? I 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.880 literally have my keys in my hand and just throwing 0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:05.440 them at the door, hoping it opens. The worst experience 0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:06.239 of my life. 0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.200 See what you're describing right now. I call Boston because 0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:12.400 I had, and and Amy will attest to that. Anytime 0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:14.720 I say Boston, She's like, Okay, this is not gonna 0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:15.040 be good. 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:16.160 I had. 0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:19.480 I had an incident in Boston while I was visiting 0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:22.399 a girl there one time, and we took the train 0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:26.080 to a steakhouse and we decided to walk back from 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.840 the steakhouse instead. So once we got about three or 0:36:28.840 --> 0:36:31.920 four blocks, I was like, who and I had to stop. 0:36:32.000 --> 0:36:33.480 I stopped on the corner. I'm like, this is not 0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:35.080 you know, you know when you're at the point where 0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:36.960 if you walk anymore, yeah, you're in trouble. 0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:38.719 Yeah. So I stopped for a moment. I wish I 0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:42.040 had the ghost sound. So I stopped for. 0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:44.000 A moment, and I was like, I can do this, 0:36:44.320 --> 0:36:46.560 but I'm sweating at this point. Oh I'm sweating. 0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:47.439 So we walked. 0:36:47.520 --> 0:36:49.759 I finally I make it just to the front door, 0:36:49.880 --> 0:36:51.880 and this is this is called we're in like college 0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:52.319 town here. 0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:53.040 Okay. 0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:57.080 So this girl shared a house with four other girls 0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:01.080 and there was one bathroom. No one bathroom. So I 0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:03.120 got to the front door and I fell to my 0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:05.960 knees and she's like, she's like, are you okay? And 0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:07.520 I said, yeah, yeah, I'll be in in a second. 0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.640 And so I finally got into the house and there 0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:12.120 was nobody. 0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:12.680 What are you doing? 0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:15.719 There was nobody in the bathroom, and so I'm like, 0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:18.680 I just I have to take a shower real quick, 0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:21.680 you know. So I put the shower on, and wow, 0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:23.600 that was the worst time of my life. And and 0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:25.960 and so you turn the shower on as you're like, 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.120 I turn the shower. First of all, I turned the 0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:30.600 shower on to try to like I hit the noise, 0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:33.040 mute the noise, yes, and also steam it out, you know. 0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:34.960 I turned it on super hot so it would get 0:37:34.960 --> 0:37:36.759 steaming in there, because sometimes that would just take care 0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:40.000 of it. And you know, after about fifteen to twenty minutes, 0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:41.480 it's like, we got. 0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:43.800 We gotta get ready, we gotta, we gotta get ready. 0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:47.040 Oh that's you done. That is like my mom was finished, 0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:47.279 you know. 0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:49.080 And so I jumped to the shower for like a second, 0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:49.920 just so I would be wet. 0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:52.279 And I was like, oh, okay, fashion out a towel. 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.759 Yeah, but that that was horrendous And I will never 0:37:54.800 --> 0:37:56.279 forget it, and I will it will forever be known 0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:57.640 as Boston when I have that issue. 0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:01.799 So what do you you in danger? Girl? I had 0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:04.000 to play that. I don't understand what that is. It's 0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:06.040 from Ghost when she says you're in danger. I never 0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:09.360 saw Ghost. Okay, well that's what you were in danger 0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:11.400 comes from? You never heard that line? Is that the 0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:14.799 one with the pottery? Yes, that's Ghost? Yes, okay, demisware 0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:20.600 Oh my love, my darling. That song about you, I'm 0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:26.280 Hungry for your Touch? Probably just brothers yeah, probably, Okay, 0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:27.880 I don't know. I played it. You didn't know what 0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:30.959 it was a couple of weeks ago. Great. 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:33.120 It was that it was one of those songs that 0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:36.359 was on the top forty radio in like the late 0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:38.440 eighties early nineties. When was that movie out early. 0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:40.520 Nineties or eighties, eighties nineties? 0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.120 I think it was late eighties early nineties, and it 0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.360 was like an oldies song and it was re released 0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:47.719 because of the movie, and all the top forty radio 0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:49.719 stations like Z one hundred would play it, and it 0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:52.680 was like, what, this doesn't fit here, weird, but it 0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:54.320 did because of the movie. And it was, you know, 0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:57.879 the same thing with the Titanic song that One Heart 0:38:57.920 --> 0:38:58.279 Will Go On. 0:38:58.480 --> 0:38:58.840 Yeah, we did. 0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:00.920 We sh did Top forty Radio shouldn't have been playing that. 0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:04.719 I watched that only recently. It's funny to't go back 0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:08.120 and rewatch that movie. It sinks, I remember sinks. Yeah, 0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:11.719 your version saying it stinks? Oh wait what what movie? 0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:13.440 What were we talking about? Titanic? 0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:14.520 Yeah, I said it sinks. 0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:19.680 Yeah, okay, did you mean that like in the it stinks? No? 0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:21.319 No, no, no, I was just letting you. I didn't 0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:23.080 mean to. I want to ruin the movie for you. 0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:23.880 It sinks. 0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:27.120 Oh okay, spoiler alert got it? Yeah, yeah, that one 0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:31.960 is interesting. I remember when it came out. We had 0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:34.800 it in Uh we got the bootleg version and it 0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:36.760 came in two VHS tapes. 0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:38.200 Oh you didn't get it on laser disc. 0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:41.839 No, we well, we got the bootleg version, like I said, 0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:44.000 two VHS tapes, and then when it came out on 0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.440 like video release, it was also two discs. Now you're 0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:48.840 two VHS tapes. 0:39:48.640 --> 0:39:50.200 When you say bootleg? Was it like a guy in 0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:52.279 the back of the theater? Okay, so someone walked by 0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:52.920 with popcorn? 0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:55.960 Yes, it was the old school. Someone went in there 0:39:56.160 --> 0:39:58.719 legit with a camera, yeah, and filmed it. Actually just 0:39:58.760 --> 0:40:01.359 saw Spider Man like that. They still do that. They 0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:03.600 still do that. That's interesting because I feel like there's 0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:07.400 so many ways to digitally release a movie now, like 0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:10.080 that stirt with Plex. It's called Plex. Have you heard 0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:10.480 of Plex? 0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:12.719 Yeah, so it was on Plex and and it's like 0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:13.680 a dude, it gets up. 0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:16.120 That's crazy. Yeah, it was a terrible quality. I was 0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:18.160 wondering if the kids nowadays did things like that. 0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:22.360 Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. What Seinfeld? I know Seinfeld? 0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:24.719 I don't know the episode when they were recording the 0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:26.759 movie and Kramer had to record the movie in the 0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:30.600 back and the guy was pissed off because he didn't finish. Okay, 0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:32.880 he didn't finish what. I forget what movie that he 0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:35.319 was recording. He was bootlegging some movie. 0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:37.799 I would have been terrified to walk into a movie 0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:39.840 theater with like a camera, But now you think about it, 0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:41.000 you walk in with your phone. You could just do 0:40:41.080 --> 0:40:41.440 it that way. 0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:44.160 Yeah, but I'm sure people get busted. Yeah, it's much 0:40:44.200 --> 0:40:45.759 harder because all you have to just leave it sticking 0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:46.319 out of your pocket. 0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:49.520 They would never know. Ugh. I both love and hate 0:40:49.520 --> 0:40:52.440 movie theater experiences. As of late, it's more of a 0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:56.880 hate because I don't love. What are you looking at? 0:40:57.040 --> 0:40:59.400 I just got a message from Oh from Renee. 0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:01.120 Can you just turn it over? Oh we spoke to 0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:01.680 her last week? 0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:04.040 Yeah we did. Can you just not look for a 0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:04.400 little bit. 0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:05.640 I want you to concentrate on me. 0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:12.520 Valentine. Oh, I don't love when people are on their 0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:13.560 phones in movie theaters. 0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:17.040 No, they shouldn't be they should be illegal. I completely agree, 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:18.720 like you mean, like talking on the phone or texting 0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:22.520 or the light is so distracting. See, I'm courteous. If 0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:24.279 I'm going to use my phone, I put it all 0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:26.680 the way dim, just so I can barely see it 0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:28.000 as it is. 0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:30.040 My phone is dim as it is because I want 0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:32.520 to save the battery. But I don't get why people 0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.160 feel the need to do that. 0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:35.759 Because they are inconsiderate. 0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:37.440 Yeah, very inconsiderate. 0:41:37.520 --> 0:41:39.399 It's just like the people that talk on their phones 0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:42.120 on the trains or on buses, and I don't want 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:45.520 to hear your conversation yelling. I don't answer my phone 0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:48.640 unless it's an incredible emergency on a bus or a 0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:50.360 train or any public transportation. 0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:53.000 I just I think it's rude. If I get a 0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:57.000 call from Elvis specifically, I have to answer it because 0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:59.000 I'm like, I'll just say I'm on the train. I'll 0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:01.080 call you the minute I'm off. Well, yeah, no, I'll 0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:03.480 do that. I'm like, I can't talk right now. 0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.600 I'll go way back because I was at ASMR Sorry, yeah, 0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:07.800 but I because I don't know. 0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:08.840 I just think it's rude. I'm I. 0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:11.759 I tend to think that I'm a considerate person in 0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:14.840 most aspects of my life, and I don't like to 0:42:14.880 --> 0:42:16.080 bother other people me either. 0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:19.000 And movie theaters, I feel like it's your one. It's 0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:20.759 the one place you could go to where you like 0:42:20.840 --> 0:42:24.400 immerse yourself. You just want to like watch something for 0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:28.520 an hour and a half. Why are you doing that? 0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:29.840 What do you have in your hand? No? Then you 0:42:29.880 --> 0:42:30.480 have this guy. 0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:41.399 Sh I can't I gotta open. But they shouldn't allow 0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:42.160 candy either. 0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:47.640 So are perfect movie theater? No people, no phones, no snacks. 0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:49.560 Well, I mean candy can be in boxes, I guess, 0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:51.360 like the boxes of goobers and stuff. 0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:53.160 Who eats goobers? I love them? You do? 0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:57.239 That's my mom calls me goober. Okay, but maybe maybe 0:42:57.239 --> 0:43:00.839 it's at Goober's I get but snow caps? Now, who 0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:02.719 is eating non parrels and why is that a movie thing. 0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:04.320 Let me tell you something that's a non parrel. 0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:06.839 I'm gonna make it instead of Scott hates everything, it's 0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:13.560 gonna be It's time for a round of Andrew. I'll 0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:17.920 tell you what I hate. I hate mint and chocolate mixed. 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:21.239 That is not a mix. That is disgusting. I don't 0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:25.359 like it. It tastes like toothpaste. It's never enjoyable. It's 0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.680 even the color of a toothpaste. It's that green color. 0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:28.960 So you're not doing mint chocolatechip. 0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:33.560 I absolutely not. I despise it. I think it's gross. 0:43:33.800 --> 0:43:36.319 I've never understood. It's like the color of my shirt 0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:39.279 are mine? Yeah, we didn't coordinate this, by the way, now, 0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.520 but I do not like mint chocolate chip. I'm sorry. 0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:44.680 If that's your favorite flavor, it's not mine. Also, one 0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:47.520 of the things, your peppermint patties. Those are good. We 0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:51.000 taste the sensation and tast What does that mean the 0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:54.919 only sensation I have? I know that's their tagline. God, 0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:58.279 it's just as gross. I don't understand the mixing of it. 0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:00.480 I think people like hype it. 0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:03.279 I don't understand the full size York peppermint patty. The 0:44:03.360 --> 0:44:06.439 little ones for Halloween, okay, but the big giant ones 0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:07.040 it's like a bar. 0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:12.600 No, I'm eating listine in chocolate form. That's gross. Do 0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:15.959 you like mint? Anything? I like mint? You're like is mint? 0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:19.799 So that's not toothpasty. But when it's chocolate involved, then 0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:20.480 is toothpasty. 0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:25.239 It's an unholy mix. Okay, the chocolate and mint combination 0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:27.520 does not work. I don't care what you tell me. 0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:28.879 It does not work. 0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:31.640 I do understand that it does because there are some 0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:33.360 people that like it. There are plenty of things that 0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:34.000 I don't like. 0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:37.839 But so then maybe there should be mint chocolate chip toothpaste, 0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:41.000 because that's what it's. That's exactly what it probably is 0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:41.880 that is discussed. 0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:44.719 I'm sure there's kiddy tooth I mean, Cooper uses watermelon toothpaste, 0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:47.040 so I'm sure there's some mint chocolate chip toothpaste somewhere. 0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:50.680 I missed the act of bubblegum wise, so get it. 0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:52.960 You have it. It's it the same formula. I don't know. 0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:55.080 That's the one when you'd squeeze it and it would 0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:57.080 fill the little reservoir up and you would know that. 0:44:57.200 --> 0:44:59.719 That's how much like the perfect amount. That was such 0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:01.960 a sk not a scam, but it was just a gimmick. 0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:04.520 Well, I really like that one. Mouthwash. 0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:09.480 Scope no listerine? No, okay, so they just the regular 0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:12.359 old yellow listerine with the paper like. I don't think 0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:15.080 they'd sell it like that anymore. When I when I 0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:18.600 was a kid, listerine used to come in a glass 0:45:19.200 --> 0:45:22.399 bottle and it would be wrapped in paper. It would 0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:24.400 be like a canister and you'd have to open it 0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:26.040 and the bottle would be inside of that. I never 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:30.560 understood that. So scope no listerine, what is the one that? 0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:36.200 Oh? Oh that expensive one? Yeah? Uh mouth smart mouth, 0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:39.160 love that mouthwash. I'm gonna be sad when I write that. 0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:41.080 I'm trying to think of some of the other old 0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:42.560 ones when I was a kid, because there were. 0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:46.080 A ton yellow listerine. That's what I just said, is 0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:49.239 the equivalent the devil. Yeah, your mouth it feels like 0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.680 TV static and if your brain just doesn't know how 0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:53.640 to compute the flavor, so it's just like static. 0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:55.520 Yeah, and could you imagine if you had the tiniest 0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:58.000 little cut on your Oh no, because it's all alcohol. 0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:00.840 Yeah, it's the most I feel efficient. 0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.920 I mean, I suppose, but it's not giving you good 0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:06.279 breath that may kill germs, but it smells like ass, 0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:07.719 So you're gonna have ass breath? 0:46:08.040 --> 0:46:10.080 No, because it's supposed to kill whatever is on it 0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:10.800 with the alcohol. 0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:15.319 But when you think good breath, you think minty fresh, yeah, 0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:15.719 don't you. 0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:20.279 But nobody's breath is minty fresh, like really when you 0:46:20.360 --> 0:46:24.440 cannot naturally, yeah, exactly. You comment on people's like smell, like, oh, 0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:26.280 you smell good if you're wearing a colone, but nobody 0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:29.120 is like, oh my god, your breath smells phenomenal. 0:46:29.480 --> 0:46:31.080 I think I may have said that once or twice. 0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:34.640 Never in my life have I ever complimented someone's breath. 0:46:35.000 --> 0:46:37.640 That's the weirdest thing to pay a compliment to. Now, 0:46:37.680 --> 0:46:40.439 would you tell somebody that they have incredibly bad breath? 0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:44.200 Because I think that's such a taboo thing. Like even 0:46:44.239 --> 0:46:46.320 if you ever really, like if I was taught. 0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:51.640 Hey, hey, Andrew, how you doing today, would you be like, dude, 0:46:51.680 --> 0:46:52.320 that's gross? 0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:52.759 Yeah? 0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:54.799 Or would you just say please stop talking so close 0:46:54.840 --> 0:46:55.000 to me? 0:46:55.120 --> 0:46:55.880 Or you wouldn't. 0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:57.480 I don't think you would tell me, because again, you 0:46:57.480 --> 0:46:58.520 don't like to offend people. 0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:00.920 Yeah, I would never feel bad. I wouldn't say it. 0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:03.880 Maybe I would chew gum around the person, or have 0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:05.719 a mint around the person, be like, would you like 0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:07.920 to have some too? But I'm never going to be 0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:11.080 the person to be like, your breath is smelly today? 0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:13.040 I think it. I feel like. 0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:16.920 List mint also used to be a mouthwash list mint, 0:47:16.960 --> 0:47:19.480 and it was in like this weird little shaped bottle. 0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:23.239 I really loved a worst still due the. 0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:27.440 Oh the listing little things you stick on your eyes. 0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:30.440 The strips they still make those, they do like Graham's 0:47:30.680 --> 0:47:33.040 loved those. Those were her favorite things in the entire world. 0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:34.880 She used to get the pocket strips and then they 0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:36.520 made the little drops. Do you remember those? 0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:36.879 Yeah? 0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:38.759 I would always choke on the strips. I'd put them 0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:40.200 too far back on my tongue and I'd be like, 0:47:41.719 --> 0:47:43.719 I could see that wouldn't go, And then it get 0:47:43.719 --> 0:47:46.080 stuck on, like the little dangly part of your throat, Yeah, 0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:48.600 wraps around it. Yeah, keeps that in a chokehold. I 0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:49.319 don't like that thing. 0:47:49.560 --> 0:47:49.759 Yeah. 0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:51.840 What's that called again? The uvula? 0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:53.640 I was gonna say that, but I wasn't sure. 0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:55.040 Yeah, the dangly thing, what is it? 0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:57.400 What? Purpose does it serve? Who knows? We're gonna get 0:47:57.440 --> 0:47:58.919 a listener who's going to tell us what it means. 0:47:59.000 --> 0:48:02.520 So I'm gonna thank you from now listener who Because. 0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.040 It does google what it does, it must have some 0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:06.800 sort of function unless you just don't need them anymore. 0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:09.520 Maybe it's like a tail, you know, you definitely probably eventually, 0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:10.319 maybe it'll go away. 0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:11.400 I don't know. 0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:13.680 Maybe it pushes the food to I don't know, because 0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:16.000 it's just it's a dangler. It's just a dangler. 0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:17.200 It's like uvula purpose. 0:48:17.360 --> 0:48:19.239 It's like when people hang balls from the hitch on 0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:21.239 their truck, which I don't understand why they still do that? 0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:25.400 Yeah? Who does that? I don't know? Seriously, your uvula 0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:28.040 is made of connective tissue lands and small muscle fibers. 0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:30.680 It secretes large amounts of saliva that keep your throat 0:48:30.719 --> 0:48:33.440 moist and lubricated. Gets something that it also helps keep 0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:36.120 food or fluids from ending up in the space between, oh, 0:48:36.239 --> 0:48:39.320 behind your nose when you swallow. Okay, so it's actually 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:40.080 super important. 0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:42.000 It's like a flapper. It doesn't allow stuff. 0:48:42.120 --> 0:48:44.520 The body is so freaking weird, isn't it? Like? How 0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:47.200 did that develop? I don't like what had to happen 0:48:47.600 --> 0:48:50.720 for a uvula to form, because like food was getting 0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:53.120 through people's noses. They didn't even have food back then. 0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:55.440 What what do you mean? 0:48:55.440 --> 0:48:58.359 They didn't have food like when the first person was here? 0:48:58.440 --> 0:49:00.680 I mean, ookay, they had apples and stuff. So how 0:49:00.680 --> 0:49:02.239 do they know that they were going to choke on things? 0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:06.400 I don't know. Again, it probably developed through monkeys, because 0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:08.720 we definitely came through monkeys. 0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:10.480 Okay, they probably they will. 0:49:10.520 --> 0:49:11.400 Monkeys have uvulus. 0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:13.320 They will be it's important they will be people that 0:49:13.480 --> 0:49:15.040 argue that fact with you, Andrew. Isn't that like the 0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:17.160 the theory of evolution or something. 0:49:17.000 --> 0:49:19.120 Like that, evolution versus creation. Schools are not a. 0:49:19.120 --> 0:49:21.480 Lot of teacher or something like that. Yeah, because everybody 0:49:21.520 --> 0:49:22.480 gets offended by everything. 0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:25.120 Well, it depends because like even when I was growing up, 0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:27.439 I went to a Catholic school and we still taught 0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:31.480 they still taught like evolution. That's like a sect of 0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:35.200 Christianity that believes in like Christian evolution. It's too different. Okay. 0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:39.360 But but like aside from religion, isn't it remarked like 0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:42.000 the monkeys have uvulus. 0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:42.920 I'm sure they do. 0:49:43.080 --> 0:49:46.520 They're they're human like whatever, but like I don't know 0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:49.799 religion aside, and I talk about it with the kids 0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:51.320 every once in a while because they're like where the 0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:52.160 first person. 0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:53.839 Like somebody had to I don't. 0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:56.480 Okay, Adam and Eve great whatever, but somebody. 0:49:56.320 --> 0:50:00.440 Just like and they're there. No again, it was likes 0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:05.279 in millions of years. Okay, so there's no like Adams, Nobody, nobody, Ryan, No. 0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:05.800 I know that. 0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:07.960 But automatically, all of a sudden, just there's a person 0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:09.080 where they come from? 0:50:09.160 --> 0:50:12.480 The person didn't happen though, why how it's it's from? 0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:15.239 It's from again. I've seen like the little like thing 0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:18.279 where it's like goes from the water to the to 0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:20.560 the land and then where the next part and it 0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:24.600 just becomes a person again through like millions of years. 0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:26.040 Like how old the earth is? Yeah? 0:50:26.120 --> 0:50:29.160 Yeah yeah, Like so are we still evolving? Yes, one 0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:30.320 day that people will be different. 0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:33.800 Yes, huh. That's actually of what's going to happen. I 0:50:33.880 --> 0:50:35.920 hope the tails come back. I hope not. 0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:38.440 Humans should have tails. You would want to tail like, 0:50:38.640 --> 0:50:40.360 you know, like like the guy in the giant squirrel 0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:42.120 costume with the big tail every time you turn around 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:44.640 knock stuff over. I want a tail like that, a big, fluffy, 0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:47.840 bushy tail that breaks things. I think you're actually a 0:50:47.960 --> 0:50:50.840 furry None, that's confirmed. First of all, I was not 0:50:50.920 --> 0:50:52.880 even thinking that. I'm just thinking about it. 0:50:52.880 --> 0:50:55.200 I want to tail. I don't know tails are fun? 0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:57.240 She knew up six percent. Great. 0:50:57.800 --> 0:51:00.000 I bet my dog would like a tail. Australian shepherd 0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:02.799 and they I feel bad for them, like they want 0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:05.040 to wag something, but the whole butt just wag is 0:51:05.040 --> 0:51:07.879 because they don't have a tail. A little pop wiggle butts. Yeah, 0:51:08.000 --> 0:51:12.120 they're so cute. Anyway, Well, this was another exciting episode. 0:51:12.600 --> 0:51:14.960 We discussed a lot, but we didn't. That's the thing. 0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:18.480 I mean, we got fifty minutes of something. I guess 0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:21.880 no one's ever gonna pay for this. What do you mean, 0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:22.880 who's gonna pay for this? 0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:24.000 What do you mean pay for this? 0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.480 Alright, right now we could say, ah, boll Chat sponsored 0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:35.200 by water. Okay, Water should pay us, Yeah they should anyway, Well. 0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:37.600 Thank you for tuning into another exciting episode of bol 0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:41.800 Chat brought to you by Water. Yeah vague, um, we 0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:44.480 thank you for listening. Go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com 0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:47.440 if you'd like to check out the website. See how 0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:50.040 you could send us serials for Monday's episodes of Serial 0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:53.000 Killers leads a review wherever you're listening. 0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:54.719 I think we, I think we. I'd like to have 0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:57.560 some like interactive games on the website. I think we'd 0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:58.760 like to we should do something. 0:51:58.640 --> 0:52:01.319 Web based browser games, like we're back in the early 0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:04.080 two thousands. Yeah, like we should start in games dot com. Yeah, 0:52:04.120 --> 0:52:07.239 we should start something like wordal like some our own 0:52:07.360 --> 0:52:09.600 thing that that takes off and makes us millions. 0:52:09.920 --> 0:52:13.120 Yeah, it's just an idea. Somebody thought of that and 0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:14.080 now it's huge. 0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:16.359 Well I'll let you get on that one and tell 0:52:16.400 --> 0:52:18.840 me what it is. Thank you so much for listening. 0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:19.759 We appreciate you. 0:52:20.160 --> 0:52:21.920 Such a jerk. Why can't we just think of something? 0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.040 You think of something, but we should both think of 0:52:24.080 --> 0:52:24.640 something and share. 0:52:24.920 --> 0:52:27.200 Well both. Yeah, so you think of it, I'll help, 0:52:27.280 --> 0:52:31.360 Then you'll steal it. Yeah, I'm gonna Zuckerberg you whatever? 0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:32.320 Are we gonna clink? 0:52:32.760 --> 0:52:33.680 I guess I'll get the ball. 0:52:33.760 --> 0:52:34.800 We don't need to. If you don't want you, we 0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:35.800 could just say it no. 0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:38.279 Then it doesn't officially end, and the reporting just goes on. 0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:40.200 And on and with nothing. If I press that button, 0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:48.040 nothing happens. Okay, I don't want to end though, I 0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:50.880 need to go. I have a meeting. We both probably 0:52:50.880 --> 0:52:52.680 have tickets on our cars a one hundred. My car 0:52:52.800 --> 0:52:54.160 might be towed. I might have to go to the 0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:54.759 impound line. 0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:57.480 They don't really toe. They only think if you're in 0:52:57.480 --> 0:52:59.200 a bus stop ord a fire hydrop it might have 0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:00.800 been in the bus stop. If I'm just being honest, 0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:03.440 if you're just in a no parking I don't really 0:53:03.480 --> 0:53:06.640 think they toe. Well, anyway, I guess I'll take a 0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:09.640 picture when I get to it. Until next time. Yeah, 0:53:10.080 --> 0:53:12.600 we'll see you on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Yes, 0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:14.040 where we will eat? 0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:15.600 What is it that we eat? 0:53:15.640 --> 0:53:18.120 Oh, there's a new special k cereal that's out and 0:53:18.239 --> 0:53:20.640 we'll try that on Monday. Great, I'm very excited for it. 0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:22.839 And who knows, maybe big things happening in the future 0:53:22.880 --> 0:53:23.680 of Friday episodes. 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.520 Who knows, dude, just because you like, had one conversation 0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:29.319 with somebody, don't get your panties. 0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:30.560 In a bunch. Well, no, we were talking about Friday 0:53:30.560 --> 0:53:33.239 episodes anyway, I know, so I'm just saying that. But 0:53:33.320 --> 0:53:35.640 if Friday episodes may come depends on what they might 0:53:35.719 --> 0:53:39.000 morph into Well, I'm thinking maybe pop Puri to start. 0:53:40.040 --> 0:53:43.279 Do we feel like doing an extra Glade Cereal? Yeah? 0:53:43.520 --> 0:53:45.399 Do we feel like doing an extra bowl Chat? Yeah. 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:48.760 Glade pot Pery spray was always the grossest smelling spray. 0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:50.399 It gave me a headache. No, I'm not a fan. 0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:52.560 All that was was like covered up poop and it 0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:55.239 would give you a headache. Yeah, no, don't cover up 0:53:55.280 --> 0:53:57.440 the pooh new Glade pot Peri spray. 0:53:57.560 --> 0:54:01.520 Remember the commercial? I don't, Oh god eighty anyway, Well 0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:03.800 till next time I will see it. Take care of claim. 0:54:07.000 --> 0:54:10.000 Anything else where we supposed to like play old commercials 0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:11.560 or old something, Well, you. 0:54:11.640 --> 0:54:12.800 Have to send them to me. I was going to 0:54:12.840 --> 0:54:14.759 do a cartoon game. Yeah, weren't you going to send 0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:15.080 me things? 0:54:15.120 --> 0:54:16.960 And we were going to play music click send it 0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:18.399 to me, and we were going to do our own 0:54:18.640 --> 0:54:19.920 send it to me shazam thing? 0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:21.320 Are you going to send it to me? But I 0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:22.160 don't want you to hear it. 0:54:22.200 --> 0:54:23.280 I wanted to be surprisab. 0:54:23.280 --> 0:54:24.600 Well, then do you want to know how to load it? 0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:26.120 And you have to put it in the super how 0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:27.640 to load it in? You'll hear it? Do you want 0:54:27.640 --> 0:54:29.600 to know how to load this yes, okay great, Then 0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:31.080 i'll teach you. Bye bye,