Speaker 1: Yeah, great, we're recording. Oh hi, hi, I guess I
Speaker 1: have to play the song. Yeah, please, Um, that's not it.
Speaker 1: Let's see is that it? That's not it. I have
Speaker 1: something in here that's a surprise. Right light, right light?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, comm it down your phone. You left
Speaker 1: it there so you locked So you just decided to
Speaker 1: tap my phone?
Speaker 2: The police coming. Did I hit the button enough time?
Speaker 1: No, you didn't hit the emergency button. Have you ever
Speaker 1: done that by accident? Though? Oh? Yes, yeah, yep. If
Speaker 1: you press the button three times on the side, it
Speaker 1: triggers the emergency thing. Cooper.
Speaker 2: When she was little, she dialed nine one one on
Speaker 2: my BlackBerry, and even though it wasn't hooked up anymore,
Speaker 2: they still pick up because it still works. Any phone
Speaker 2: that's still a phone, if you dial nine to one one,
Speaker 2: it'll work. I don't know BlackBerry since they deactivated them.
Speaker 2: But if you have an old phone from whenever and
Speaker 2: you dial nine one one on it, even if it
Speaker 2: doesn't have service, it'll work.
Speaker 1: It has to. It's the lawyeh. Well, if it doesn't
Speaker 1: have service, hows it calling nine one one.
Speaker 2: Because it has service for that?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah? I don't think that's necessarily true. I do
Speaker 1: look it up. How would I look it up? Does
Speaker 1: nine one one work when you have no service? They're
Speaker 1: going to be like, how does it work? It has
Speaker 1: to serve as ask her. Hey Siri, I don't have
Speaker 1: that feature on. I turned Siri off. She annoys me.
Speaker 1: Hold on nine one one. No service.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is. I do. I believe it's
Speaker 1: a law. If you have you call nine one one
Speaker 1: if there is no service, calls to nine one one
Speaker 1: on phones with that active service do not deliver the
Speaker 1: caller's location to the nine one one call center, and
Speaker 1: the call center cannot call these phones back to find
Speaker 1: out the caller's location or the nature of the emergency.
Speaker 1: But it's disconnected, the call center has no way to
Speaker 1: call them back, right, But you can still call it
Speaker 1: if there's no signal.
Speaker 2: Then I didn't say no signal, I said no active
Speaker 2: service on the phone. Oh okay, you if you have
Speaker 2: an old iPhone that you don't have hooked up anymore, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can still call nine one on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you turn the phone on and there's like
Speaker 1: bars or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as there's signal.
Speaker 1: Signal sigonal. What's up, buddy? Not much?
Speaker 2: We walk in a bold chat. Today's Monday, Wednesday? What's
Speaker 2: today Wednesday? Easy to do bowl chats on Wednesday Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: And it's February something and it's almost Valentine's Day, So
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Speaker 1: If we had a sponsor, then we could be like
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Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Can we talk about something please? What so the other
Speaker 2: day you said, Hey, I have this form that I
Speaker 2: have to fill out and it says that I need
Speaker 2: a money order. How do I order money? Is it
Speaker 2: just a check? Do I just like? Do I just
Speaker 2: give a check?
Speaker 1: Now? Okay?
Speaker 2: So you don't know what a money order is and
Speaker 2: you've never heard of a money worm, never heard of
Speaker 2: a money work. That's fine, you know, I gets it's
Speaker 2: probably generational. Like when I was a kid, you paid
Speaker 2: for things if you didn't have a checking account, and
Speaker 2: a lot of times people wouldn't take checks. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you'd have to pay with a money order like you could.
Speaker 2: You'd mail a money order in to order something or
Speaker 2: to pay for a bill or something like that, and a.
Speaker 1: Money order is basically.
Speaker 2: It's basically a check, but it's a guaranteed check, so
Speaker 2: like they don't the place is like, hmm, I don't
Speaker 2: know if Andrew's check is gonna bounce or not. This
Speaker 2: one will always be good. And you generally got them
Speaker 2: from the post office, which you still can, and it
Speaker 2: costs like two dollars to Western Union for that, you can,
Speaker 2: but they charge more. Oh really, yeah, I mean generally
Speaker 2: when you're looking for a money order, you go to
Speaker 2: the post office. You used to be able to get
Speaker 2: them at seven elevens and stuff like that, but they
Speaker 2: don't want to be bothered with that anymore.
Speaker 1: So it's it basically two people that probably come in
Speaker 1: a year. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So like the store that I used to work at,
Speaker 2: we used to sell money orders and very few people
Speaker 2: ever got them. But you just go to the post
Speaker 2: office and you say, give me a money order for whatever,
Speaker 2: and then you mail it and it's just it's just
Speaker 2: they would cash it just like a check on the
Speaker 2: other end, got it, so they just deposited into their account.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to get one of those because I
Speaker 1: am going to be a minister for two weddings this year.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's we need to come back to that. Why
Speaker 2: just like well because I it's I just wanted to
Speaker 2: mention because money orders it's a generational thing. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you did. You wouldn't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It's no different than if you trying to explain to
Speaker 2: me what an NFT is. It doesn't matter how many
Speaker 2: times you tell me a non fungible token.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Why am I selling my first tweet for a million dollars?
Speaker 2: And who wants it? And how do you actually own it?
Speaker 2: That's I don't understand any of that.
Speaker 1: There's a really good video I watched that sort of
Speaker 1: explained it, but not really like enough for it to
Speaker 1: click too much in my brain. Essentially, what you're buying
Speaker 1: is a link two said picture. It's not anything else
Speaker 1: Like it's you're not getting the actual image because at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, you buy like your first tweet, right,
Speaker 1: it's like a gateway to get that.
Speaker 2: I'm not comprehending anything that you're saying because it's out there,
Speaker 2: so why do I buy it? It's the already.
Speaker 1: Because I think what they're doing is everybody is preparing
Speaker 1: for like Web three. What so we're on like Web
Speaker 1: two right now. I don't and this I know for
Speaker 1: sure know what you speak of. So they're making like
Speaker 1: the groundwork for the new Internet. And the new Internet
Speaker 1: is basically gonna be they want it to be like
Speaker 1: an open internet, so the same way that like you
Speaker 1: walk and go to stores and stuff like that, they're
Speaker 1: trying to make that with the new Internet three Web three.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this means. Basically we're gonna wind
Speaker 1: up paying for everything, and it's a terrible idea.
Speaker 2: And like right, like googling something, you're gonna have to pay.
Speaker 1: Yes, because again you're kind of signing up for like
Speaker 1: services because like again like virtual real estate, now you
Speaker 1: can make games inside of the Internet, where it's like
Speaker 1: so now you have to pay for the real estate
Speaker 1: for it, quote unquote. It's like a whole confusing thing
Speaker 1: that I just don't know how it's ever gonna catch on.
Speaker 1: It seems like I'm paying more for free internet. Are
Speaker 1: we getting raises? No? Oh, why would we get a raise?
Speaker 2: Well, you said we have to pay for all this stuff.
Speaker 2: How are we going to pay for it. I don't know,
Speaker 2: you're asking the wrong person. Well, I mean a minister
Speaker 2: should know these things. A man of the cloth should
Speaker 2: know how we're going to pay for stuff. So now
Speaker 2: we're just skirt start back onto ministering. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm done with the NFT thing. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: I think it's silly.
Speaker 1: Again. Basically, it's all for web three, which is in
Speaker 1: development and they're figuring out how it's gonna work. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how it works.
Speaker 2: But my question is this, why would I pay ten
Speaker 2: grand yeah for the first tweet from Kellogg's rice crispies.
Speaker 2: I don't understand it's there? How could I own it?
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Again, you own like the link to it. But this
Speaker 1: is where it's all insane. Is that when you do
Speaker 1: it like blockchain, it's like a public roster of all
Speaker 1: your transactions, right, so you know who has it. But
Speaker 1: then it also makes it like your Internet history will
Speaker 1: then be easily trackable online for everyone to see.
Speaker 2: Trying to teach me algebra, I don't know what you're
Speaker 2: talking about. Love algebra so much, that's the one with
Speaker 2: the letters, right. Geometry has letters too. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Did you do good in geometry? Did I do well well?
Speaker 1: Whenever I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think I took geometry. I dropped math after
Speaker 2: tenth grade. You could yeah, okay, I'm pretty sure we've
Speaker 2: been over this. But by the time I was a senior,
Speaker 2: I was taking social studies, English and Jim, that's it.
Speaker 2: I dropped it all because I was working.
Speaker 1: Good old eighties education system. It wasn't the eighties. What
Speaker 1: year was it, nineteen ninety three, We're close enough to
Speaker 1: the eighties. What are you talking about it? It's a
Speaker 1: whole new year.
Speaker 2: I mean, whatever decade decade there is. I've been watching
Speaker 2: a lot of there's a lot of nineties shows on
Speaker 2: Hulu about you know, the deadliest decade ever and all
Speaker 2: this stuff. And there was just there was just another
Speaker 2: one about talk shows and Jerry Springer, and then there
Speaker 2: was one about the Internet. And there's a whole cool
Speaker 2: series of nineties thing on Hulu there.
Speaker 1: I'm happy I was born in the nineties because I
Speaker 1: feel like it was the last fun generation. Because I
Speaker 1: feel like the show could not be released today as
Speaker 1: it is. Like I said, I go back and Rewatch
Speaker 1: some old like two thousands, early two thousands reality shows.
Speaker 1: It was a wild time, wild the things that they
Speaker 1: would play on TV, the things people would say on TV.
Speaker 1: It's just nowadays immediate, like cancel on the spot.
Speaker 2: It's weird because the thing that I most like about
Speaker 2: the nineties television is that there wasn't as much to
Speaker 2: watch as there is now. Yeah, so you had to
Speaker 2: really be invested in stuff that I don't know, there's
Speaker 2: just so much. There's so much, like we'll, there's thousands
Speaker 2: of things to watch on every platform there is, and
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Having too many options is just as bad as having
Speaker 1: no options. It's like, again, I feel like I'm suggested
Speaker 1: a new show every day, and there is no way
Speaker 1: I'm going to be able to watch all of these
Speaker 1: things and try and watch old movies. It's like my
Speaker 1: brain is on content overload. I watched an old movie movie,
Speaker 1: some kind of Wonderful.
Speaker 2: Never saw that it was a John Hughes, one of
Speaker 2: those eighties breakfast clubby movies.
Speaker 1: Never it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I have where the.
Speaker 1: Song comes from. You sound kind of wonderful.
Speaker 2: Not at all?
Speaker 1: Okay, well nope, it was worth a shot. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so I watched that. Oh fun. Nice.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So you're gonna be a minister, Yes, you're gonna
Speaker 2: marry people.
Speaker 1: I have two weddings this year that I'm officiating. Now.
Speaker 2: The form that I had notarized for you is for
Speaker 2: the state of New York. Can you only marry people
Speaker 2: in the state of New York? No, So I became
Speaker 2: a minister minister.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like a Jesus guy. No. Again, you can
Speaker 1: have a non denominational, non denomin non denominational. There it is,
Speaker 1: so I did say, right, officient.
Speaker 2: You're an officiant, you're not a minister.
Speaker 1: Yes, I am what I'm a minister, and a minister
Speaker 1: and an officiant are pretty much the same thing. You
Speaker 1: just need someone to sign the piece paper that says
Speaker 1: that you're legally married, and I am now the person
Speaker 1: that can do that.
Speaker 2: I think a minister is a Jesus guy.
Speaker 1: It's not because again, non denominational church, you still have ministers.
Speaker 1: They are the ones who sign off on the piece
Speaker 1: of paper. Okay, so I am that person. And for
Speaker 1: each state has different laws. So for example, New Jersey,
Speaker 1: you can just do whatever it's like you want to
Speaker 1: get married here, sign up for this, and to tell
Speaker 1: you the truth, to sign up is a joke. Thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna have to like take a course. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I keep thinking things have courses like today,
Speaker 1: even when I sign up to be a notary. Here
Speaker 1: I am thinking like, oh, I gotta go take a
Speaker 1: class to go be a notary, which I don't know
Speaker 1: why I would, but no, no, no class. I signed up,
Speaker 1: put my email in and they were like, you're accepted.
Speaker 2: There should be I agree, yeah, I mean cause you're
Speaker 2: probably not supposed to sign I legal things, right, what
Speaker 2: if you're witnessing I don't know, some illegal stuff, you're
Speaker 2: gonna sign it. You don't know, you don't know where
Speaker 2: you're supposed to what, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wedding.
Speaker 2: It's making a deal, No for the notary. Like what
Speaker 2: if someone's making some deal to like kill somebody and
Speaker 2: they want it in writing, you have to notarize it.
Speaker 1: Well, no, if I see it and it's a giant
Speaker 1: piece of paper that says I want to kill this person,
Speaker 1: I have my little clippy thing. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: like eh, but if they're notarized, you could do it.
Speaker 2: But that's your job. They're paying you. You don't know
Speaker 2: what you can and can't do.
Speaker 1: I feel like what I'm gonna wind up doing is
Speaker 1: like my parents are gonna be say, oh, we gotta
Speaker 1: go note and I could be like, I could do that. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they can do it with the
Speaker 2: same last name. I'm not sure. Oh yes they can.
Speaker 2: My dad has notarized stuff for me. You can't do
Speaker 2: it for yourself, yeah, but you can do it for
Speaker 2: family members.
Speaker 1: So that's you know what. I did it because it
Speaker 1: was thirty bucks, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: this is great?
Speaker 2: Are you going to charge? You're just gonna be a
Speaker 2: nice guy, A nice guy. Same thing with my ministry,
Speaker 2: your ministry, my ministry. I do not want to be
Speaker 2: a member.
Speaker 1: Well guess you're not joining my church.
Speaker 2: Well for some reason, I apologize, but I just don't
Speaker 2: find a marriage license signed by Andy as legal tender. Well,
Speaker 2: you don't need to legal tender. I know that that's money.
Speaker 1: State, but you know what I mean, The state doesn't.
Speaker 1: But I don't. No matter what Scott feels says, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't feel old from wherever you live. I don't feel
Speaker 1: right though, you don't need to feel right. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: feel like legal. I wouldn't feel like I was actually
Speaker 1: married that entire time. Okay, just saying for people who
Speaker 1: do this though it is legal, people have like drag
Speaker 1: queens marry them that are ministers, They have like random
Speaker 1: people do it for them. I just feel like, traditionally
Speaker 1: it needs to be like a religious figure again, but
Speaker 1: there's so many nobody really Like a lot of my
Speaker 1: friends aren't super religious, so to them doing it in
Speaker 1: a church, it's kind of how you feel.
Speaker 2: People go to county clerk's office and just get married
Speaker 2: and I guess technically or Elvis will marry you.
Speaker 1: In Vegas, I was actually the witness to one of
Speaker 1: those too. I saw my friends get married in the courthouse.
Speaker 1: I signed off on that one. It was in Jersey City.
Speaker 1: Oh that was fun. Though they got married in like
Speaker 1: the courthouse. It was beautiful. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was a drive through wedding reel.
Speaker 1: Again, it's what you make of it at the end
Speaker 1: of the day. If you have a piece of paper
Speaker 1: that says you're legally married, and that's the thing, I
Speaker 1: can say you're vows, but until you actually bring me
Speaker 1: the piece of paper that says it, and I sign
Speaker 1: off on it. It's like just words.
Speaker 2: How do you know about this? You didn't take a course.
Speaker 1: Because I did do the reading afterwards to figure out
Speaker 1: what I need to do. I see, So I can't
Speaker 1: just say you're married? No, what was that? Bless you? Oh? Okay, Father, Son,
Speaker 1: Holy Spirit? Amen? Okay, but it's not denominational, so whatever
Speaker 1: this means for your denomination of religion? Who's the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 1: Who's the Holy Spirit? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because Father's God and then there's Jesus the Son, who's
Speaker 2: the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 1: Mary? No, it's like, I think, like a general thing,
Speaker 1: separate as I went to Catholic school for I can't
Speaker 1: even tell you how many years. So that's not good
Speaker 1: on my ind Wow okay, but yeah again back to
Speaker 1: the point. I can marry you, but you need to
Speaker 1: get your marriage license, okay, and it depends on what
Speaker 1: state you're in. I can sign off on that piece
Speaker 1: of paper.
Speaker 2: Technically, when you get the marriage license, you're married. And
Speaker 2: I don't need you.
Speaker 1: No, you do need me because someone needs to sign
Speaker 1: off on that. Haven't you ever noticed that? No?
Speaker 2: I got married once. I don't remember what happened on.
Speaker 1: Your marriage license they have an officiant section. Someone needs
Speaker 1: to sign off on that.
Speaker 2: I feel like we I now can We had to
Speaker 2: get the marriage license from the state, right, Yes, the
Speaker 2: actual license. Yeah, so the other stuff is really just ceremonial.
Speaker 1: No, the actual person that signs that license is me.
Speaker 1: Now I can do that, depending on what state you're in. Okay,
Speaker 1: stop getting so angry or not. Yes, the City of
Speaker 1: New York coming soon. State of New York, we're just
Speaker 1: city city. Oh, they charge you fifteen bucks. That's where
Speaker 1: the whole money order thing comes in. Oh, got it
Speaker 1: out out of the city in the five boroughs again,
Speaker 1: same as New Jersey. Just need to get this free
Speaker 1: piece of paper. But the City of New York is like,
Speaker 1: pay us fifteen dollars and then you could do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a lifetime thing.
Speaker 2: Did you paint your ring?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I got a new one.
Speaker 2: See is that bronze?
Speaker 1: No, it's black. It looks bronze to me. I think
Speaker 1: it got shiny anymore. It looks bronze. I love it.
Speaker 2: If you look at it really carefully, I think it's bronze.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it. It still looks black.
Speaker 2: Okay, So one of our listeners DMed us with a
Speaker 2: topic and I can't find it. I know what it
Speaker 2: was like. She talked about the name of her town
Speaker 2: and said, how people we say it wrong? And how
Speaker 2: would you say this name?
Speaker 1: Oh? I think I saw that tweet? Right? Was it
Speaker 1: a tweet? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because I can't find it, and I told her that
Speaker 2: we talk about it, maybe you can find it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: while you're while you're finding it. And it's funny because I,
Speaker 2: if you don't know, am from Long Island, and Long
Speaker 2: Island is full of town full of towns, hundreds of
Speaker 2: them that you could probably never pronounce if you saw
Speaker 2: them on a piece of paper because a lot of
Speaker 2: them are Native American. They're named after Native Americans like Massapequa,
Speaker 2: rang Konkoma, nes concet Quog. There's I mean, there's tons
Speaker 2: of them that people from outside the area, like, I
Speaker 2: have no idea how to say this. And when there's
Speaker 2: like a new traffic reporter on one of the local
Speaker 2: stations here, they say it wrong all the time, and
Speaker 2: it's it's it's quite you know.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 2: Although my favorite town name on Long Island, believe it
Speaker 2: or not, and it's not it's not a Native American
Speaker 2: name is Hicksville, just because I think it's funny the
Speaker 2: way that it sounds. You would think that it's like
Speaker 2: in the middle of nowhere and there's a bunch of
Speaker 2: hillbillies wearing overalls, drinking jugs of mountain dew. Because that's
Speaker 2: what Hicksville sounds like, you know, chewing on a piece
Speaker 2: of straw.
Speaker 1: But no, are you listening to me? I am hearing.
Speaker 1: You're not even paying attention. You're talking about town names, hillbilly's,
Speaker 1: hillbilly's and Hicksville. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure there's some Hicksville in the country
Speaker 2: somewhere that is full of hillbilly's. And do you know
Speaker 2: that is hillbilly's not nice to say, uh, it's not
Speaker 2: preferred a hillbilly? Yeah, what is a hillbilly again?
Speaker 1: It's like it's because.
Speaker 2: I remember when I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, in
Speaker 2: the supermarket at the high V.
Speaker 1: I still don't have to mention other Scott's making one.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, Are you complaining about something because I
Speaker 1: have something that I can play for you that other
Speaker 1: Scott made.
Speaker 2: No real quick At the high V, they used to
Speaker 2: have hillbilly bread and it was delicious. That was the
Speaker 2: name of the brand. It was Hillbilly Bread. And there
Speaker 2: was a guy on there and overalls chewing a piece
Speaker 2: of straw drinking out of a jug with two x's
Speaker 2: on it, which I guess means alcohol.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like I'm trying to find this they. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a tweet or a
Speaker 2: DM or an Instagram or I don't remember where it was.
Speaker 2: And I feel bad. I'm very sorry. Thank you for yeah. Right,
Speaker 2: we asked for topics and then we lost.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, that's why I need paper.
Speaker 2: I want to I need to write it down or
Speaker 2: take a screenshot of it or something. Go ahead, I'm complaining.
Speaker 2: I hate everything.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Other Scott just made this just for you.
Speaker 1: It's time for another round of shot. Thank you so much,
Speaker 1: Other Scott for the jingle.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't hate everything, or did I
Speaker 2: just say I hate everything? I hate everyone? I don't
Speaker 2: hate everything, and plus anything I just talked about, I
Speaker 2: didn't say I hate it. I just people can't pronounce
Speaker 2: names of ten.
Speaker 1: Well, what's like a gripe that you have? I don't, Oh,
Speaker 1: you have many a gripe? No, Oh, you have many
Speaker 1: a grip all positivity. Yeah, sunshine, rainbows and lollipops. I
Speaker 1: would love to know where that universe is for you.
Speaker 2: So you can keep it handy. But I don't have
Speaker 2: anything right now.
Speaker 1: I mean I think there was a minor complaint or
Speaker 1: two in there. We can push it out. The listeners
Speaker 1: can decide for themselves.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you know that the naked cowboy is still
Speaker 2: in Time Square when it's like twelve degrees outside he died?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't think that he still did it though,
Speaker 2: because either he I mean he started doing that like
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. Like when Greg and I used to
Speaker 2: go to the city every morning, he would be there
Speaker 2: and he's still there and it was freezing and he's
Speaker 2: banging around on his guitar and people are taking pictures
Speaker 2: with him. I mean, he's an older dude at this point.
Speaker 2: But first of all, he's like cleaned up. He makes
Speaker 2: so much money. He has sponsorship deals, he has merchandise,
Speaker 2: he has all kinds of stuff and it's insane, but
Speaker 2: he's still doing it. I mean that's his career. That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2: I mean, a dirty mini mouse with no head on
Speaker 2: came to hug actually while we were walking, and she's like, Dad,
Speaker 2: what she just avoided it at all costs, And Cooper
Speaker 2: was holding my hand so tight, like the city is
Speaker 2: so gross right now that she's like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be here.
Speaker 1: Well, there's just like I think the biggest problem is.
Speaker 2: The trash, trash of you know, garbage and people kind
Speaker 2: there's lots of both.
Speaker 1: Again, Times Square has never been my favorite place in
Speaker 1: New York City. Ever. I don't like it. I've never
Speaker 1: liked it. It's just a lot. Whenever tourists come here,
Speaker 1: I'm always like, avoid it as much as you got
Speaker 1: to see it, though I don't know what there is
Speaker 1: to see. It is impressive. What is impressive. It's giant billboards.
Speaker 2: That it is impressive to stand there with all the
Speaker 2: lights and go wow, this, you know. But it's the
Speaker 2: kind of thing where you're like, ooh ah, okay, let's
Speaker 2: get the hell out of here. Said but there there's
Speaker 2: that documentary on Netflix. I think it is the Time
Speaker 2: Square Killer from the seventies when Time Square was all
Speaker 2: porn theaters and prostitutes.
Speaker 1: Insane to think about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this dude was like he was working for
Speaker 2: some computer firm somewhere by day and then he would
Speaker 2: like at night, he would go out and he would
Speaker 2: like kill all these women, and it was it's insane,
Speaker 2: like handcuff them to beds and do and set them
Speaker 2: on fire. You need to watch it, if nothing else,
Speaker 2: just for like the scenes of like Grit seventies and
Speaker 2: eighties Time Square, like it's weird. I love watching that stuff,
Speaker 2: Like I love watching videos of the subways covered her graffiti,
Speaker 2: even though it scared the hell out of me when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, Like my dad had to take
Speaker 2: me on a subway one time, and I remember like
Speaker 2: curling up behind.
Speaker 1: Him, like no spray paint on the walls, Nancy, Nancy Reagan,
Speaker 1: what are you, Nancy? That means there's bad people here.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but I don't know's I like to I
Speaker 2: like to watch old videos of New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom was alive during the studio fifty four dies. Oh,
Speaker 1: and so whenever the Studio fifty four Dona and disco dancing,
Speaker 1: she was. She used to be able to get into
Speaker 1: the club. And now in hindsight, I'm always like, huh
Speaker 1: had she get into the club? Donna? Just I'm interested
Speaker 1: that's like crazy. She would like be able to just
Speaker 1: walk in.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Donna was a hot piece back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: She knew, she knew people who worked there.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wonder she took her old Cadillac to get
Speaker 2: there and her big go go boots.
Speaker 1: I don't is go go the same as the seventies.
Speaker 2: No, but yeah, they wore these big I don't know
Speaker 2: if there were whatever these big boots, these big white
Speaker 2: leather boots.
Speaker 1: Up to their knees. I think I haven't pictured of
Speaker 1: my mom wearing these big boots like she get into
Speaker 1: Studio fifty four. I don't think my mom did Studio
Speaker 1: fifty four when I'm got into Studio Fix. I don't
Speaker 1: know my mom was from Brooklyn. I she didn't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she ventured into Manhattan all that much.
Speaker 1: She didn't drive.
Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, there were trains.
Speaker 1: I watched a show over the weekend. Yeah, sixty days in.
Speaker 1: I've seen that. That's when they're in jail. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I am so confused as to why anybody would willingly.
Speaker 1: I believe it's script participate. No, some of it I
Speaker 1: think is. I do not think so at all because
Speaker 1: they constantly break the fourth wall and know that there's
Speaker 1: a show called sixty Days in I watched season five,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you something, the TV was perfect.
Speaker 1: I loved it. It was so good.
Speaker 2: The TV was perfect.
Speaker 1: Like the show.
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't watched it in a while, so I
Speaker 2: don't remember much about it. But I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought that that some of it was just too
Speaker 2: far fetched to be happening. That they had to know
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: There is no way, and I'll tell you why, because
Speaker 1: there's like if the guards know that there's informants in
Speaker 1: the prison, because basically you're signing up to be an
Speaker 1: informant for the sheriff or whoever is sending you in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if they know, then they can give you preferential treatment.
Speaker 1: It's easy to catch. Like the little tells, I do
Speaker 1: not think that they are telling them because the whole script,
Speaker 1: the whole premise of the show is that like they're
Speaker 1: filming a documentary about the prison system, and so all
Speaker 1: the people there are assuming that everyone is an inmate. Okay,
Speaker 1: except the sheriff knows who the informants are. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was so good. Let me tell you something though.
Speaker 1: The people that tap out on the first day, that's me.
Speaker 1: That would be me.
Speaker 2: I never would even get involved in it. I'm not
Speaker 2: going into a jail. I'm not going anywhere near a jail.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: That's one place I've never been. Like, in all the
Speaker 2: years that I've been working here and we've been doing
Speaker 2: dumb stuff, we've never been to a jail. And I
Speaker 2: mean we've been like at a police station jail, but
Speaker 2: not a penitentiary or yeah whatever they call a jail.
Speaker 1: No, who, what is it?
Speaker 2: You got a coupon from Chipotle? It's not important.
Speaker 1: A coupon for Chipotle. I see it just popped up
Speaker 1: today Taco Day. It's not It's a text from Denizues
Speaker 1: in the other room. Oh whatever.
Speaker 2: So we've been watching some good TV too, you know,
Speaker 2: let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back. Was it condoms? No,
Speaker 1: I haven't. That's it. That's done. Yeah, they must have
Speaker 1: bought a short order of them. I'm sorry, an order
Speaker 1: of condom commercial got it anyway. So yeah, TV TV
Speaker 1: is great. I mean, we've been watching a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: We're still loving pivoting, We're still loving the cleaning lady,
Speaker 1: you haven't watched either one of those yet watched either
Speaker 1: of them? I think I was too busy into sixty
Speaker 1: Days in Let me tell you, I just I was
Speaker 1: infatuated with it. I watched the entire season over the weekend.
Speaker 1: That's eleven episodes.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot to get into.
Speaker 1: It was one of those where you could almost just
Speaker 1: like leave it on in the background and just look
Speaker 1: up and somebody would be like, I've joined a new
Speaker 1: group in the jail.
Speaker 2: See, but I like those people like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: is it to me? Is that a technically like a
Speaker 2: game show?
Speaker 1: Okay, so from what I read, you get like three
Speaker 1: thousand an episode.
Speaker 2: I would need more than that. I would need way
Speaker 2: more than that, seriously, because I'm sure there's a lot
Speaker 2: going on. They don't show you like what happens when
Speaker 2: the guy in yourself wants to like butt rape you, Like, hello,
Speaker 2: what this just got an explicit rating?
Speaker 1: Why? Well, because you can't really say things like that
Speaker 1: on this one. Kids could be listening, Scott.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's fine, but what you're talking about. But
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying is if it's a show like
Speaker 2: you need protection. That's why they need to know that
Speaker 2: you're in there.
Speaker 1: They do again, the sheriff knows.
Speaker 2: I know that, but the guards there don't know. And
Speaker 2: how fast can the sheriff get over there again and
Speaker 2: take care of you while that's happening to you.
Speaker 1: Well, if you watched the beginning episodes, they tell you
Speaker 1: what to do, you use the signal. They have a
Speaker 1: signal for the participants to get out, so they say
Speaker 1: touch your shoulder, say my shoulder hurts into one of
Speaker 1: the production cameras. Because again the jail is being filmed.
Speaker 1: Just in general, everyone knows that they're being filmed in
Speaker 1: this jail, so they say, put your hand on your
Speaker 1: shoulder and say your arm hurts, or say that, put
Speaker 1: your hand on your heart and say you have heartburn.
Speaker 1: And they say, if it gets bad enough, pretend to
Speaker 1: have a seizure and then they will rush in asap
Speaker 1: to come get you, or try.
Speaker 2: To can't get there fast enough.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why they stopped the season that I was watching.
Speaker 1: They stopped season five midway through because one of the contestants,
Speaker 1: because you went in with a mission like find out
Speaker 1: about this, the guy in the middle of it was
Speaker 1: like I'm good. I don't need to do this anymore.
Speaker 1: And he just wound up telling one of the other inmates,
Speaker 1: like actual inmates, he said, I'm an informant, just as
Speaker 1: an FYI, like this is a show we're doing sixty
Speaker 1: days in. So then they pulled him, but then everyone
Speaker 1: in the jail started talking that they knew people were,
Speaker 1: like yeah, spies, and they had to pull everybody because
Speaker 1: then all the prisoners were figuring out who they were
Speaker 1: and they were saying things like we're gonna go stab them.
Speaker 2: That happens in almost every season, because the same thing
Speaker 2: was in the one that I watched. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just know, like like if Brutus is pummeling me,
Speaker 2: there's no way anybody can get there in time. Like
Speaker 2: once I get take one punch, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Well, this season had a super fan on it and
Speaker 1: the guy Okay, that's when I saw circle. He's sitting there,
Speaker 1: He's like, I really lucks see he made it all
Speaker 1: the way. He made it all the way. That's what
Speaker 1: I saw. It was Insane season five and the first
Speaker 1: episode had Steve. Steve was a private investigator and he
Speaker 1: was convinced he was going to be amazing at it,
Speaker 1: and then within like his first ten minutes in the prison,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm going to pretend to sleep, and so
Speaker 1: he pretends to sleep, and then he's convinced that he
Speaker 1: heard the entire drug operation. And then it's constantly tapping
Speaker 1: his shoulder to get production and they're like, dude, you've
Speaker 1: been there ten minutes. What are you doing? And he's like,
Speaker 1: if you don't come here, this whole place is about
Speaker 1: to blow. And they pull him out and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: where is it? What? Hate?
Speaker 2: Everything right there? Okay, just wanted No, No, I don't
Speaker 2: need it's time. I don't need it. I don't need it.
Speaker 1: I just write anyways down for the future. So sixty
Speaker 1: days in, if you watch it, you can watch it
Speaker 1: on Netflix, or you could watch it the whole thing
Speaker 1: on who.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't nice recommend it. No, it's all right, I
Speaker 2: recommend it. It's okay, it's fascinate. It's just too much
Speaker 2: to get invested in from. It's just it's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's not You could leave it as background noise. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I do with some shows. It's like nice
Speaker 1: background noise. Like I tell Jackie, if you put on
Speaker 1: The Housewives. It almost sounds like you're back in an
Speaker 1: office because people are just talking. You can like almost
Speaker 1: be like, oh, wow, they must had a crazy week day.
Speaker 2: I can't do I can't do that. If it's on,
Speaker 2: I need to pay attention to it.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing.
Speaker 2: But like when I'm going to sleep and Amy's watching
Speaker 2: a show, if it's a show that I'm interested in,
Speaker 2: I have to I can't fall asleep to it. I
Speaker 2: must watch it. I forget we were watching last night. Oh,
Speaker 2: we were watching one of those nineties things, and I
Speaker 2: was interested in it. So I always have one eye
Speaker 2: open and I cannot fall asleep, So it needs to
Speaker 2: be something that I don't care about that I can
Speaker 2: fall asleep.
Speaker 1: There's like a difference in the type of show you're watching, right,
Speaker 1: Like you're not getting any like benefit from watching like
Speaker 1: a Housewife or sixty Days In or Well, we were
Speaker 1: gonna starty Fiance, We were gonna start watching Tommy and
Speaker 1: and what's her name ham Tom, Mamma Tom. We were
Speaker 1: gonna start watching that last night, but it was already
Speaker 1: nine thirty and I was going to start that because
Speaker 1: I would have stayed awake because I want to watch it.
Speaker 1: You know, I would fight to stay awake, so like pivoting,
Speaker 1: that's like a comedy. I'm gonna want to like tune
Speaker 1: into that. Yeah, if it's a reality show, nine times
Speaker 1: out of ten, you can keep that on his background noise.
Speaker 2: Wait till you get to the Concealer episode.
Speaker 1: You'll like that. Okay, yep, I don't watch it. I
Speaker 1: think that was episode five. I also have to like
Speaker 1: continue watching Game of Thrones. But like you're saying, I
Speaker 1: need to be like tuned in and in the right
Speaker 1: mood to like focus. Okay, just my just my opinion.
Speaker 1: I got you. Do you know I had a stomach issue?
Speaker 2: Did you know I had a stomach issue?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that why you brought it up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you actually?
Speaker 1: I did? Was it because of me? No? I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was. I just know I had food
Speaker 1: poisoning earlier this year.
Speaker 2: By the way, can I just backtrack for one second. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in last week's episode, we talked, we talked about food poisoning,
Speaker 2: and then one day later, I had it.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that point out too, And I forgot about that
Speaker 2: because I was listening to our episode while I was
Speaker 2: sick and I was half I was like going in
Speaker 2: and out of content. Yeah, so I missed that part,
Speaker 2: but I remember that we talked about that.
Speaker 1: Food poisoning is no joke, and I had it for
Speaker 1: and it was just it was the worst hour of
Speaker 1: my life, like an intense hour and then just an hour.
Speaker 1: You're so lucky, I know.
Speaker 2: And it was from one end, so thankfully then it
Speaker 2: wasn't true. I mean, you weren't like all in then.
Speaker 1: Oh, trust me, I lost like five pounds in an hour.
Speaker 1: It was nuts. Oh I didn't know we were talking. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was not, you know.
Speaker 2: And and it's funny because I don't want to know
Speaker 2: which end you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You're right, I just drop my water bottle.
Speaker 2: But I suppressed the vomiting as long as I possibly
Speaker 2: could because I'm sorry. But to me, there's nothing worse
Speaker 2: than the feeling of just wretching vomiting. Yeah, it hurts
Speaker 2: so bad. It's just it's just one of the worst
Speaker 2: feelings in the world. And and I was holding it
Speaker 2: back as long as humanly possible, But after about an
Speaker 2: hour and a half, my body was just like, nope,
Speaker 2: gotta get it out.
Speaker 1: It was just it was.
Speaker 2: It's just the worst because you just can't stop it
Speaker 2: and it hurts and it burns and it stinks and
Speaker 2: it makes you want to vomit more. And I just said,
Speaker 2: you know, there's no lower place to be than on
Speaker 2: your knee with your hands holding onto the bowl and
Speaker 2: just oh stuffed, dripping off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we don't need to go this far
Speaker 1: into details, sir. That just it feels like it's like
Speaker 1: the lowest place that you could possibly be. Agree And yeah,
Speaker 1: all I know is we had to change the toilet
Speaker 1: seed after this. Seriously, it was it was just it
Speaker 1: was not fun. But it took me.
Speaker 2: I would say it probably took a full forty eight
Speaker 2: hours before I felt like completely better.
Speaker 1: Because you get so dehydrated. It's insane. Yeah, you just, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not fun. It's terrible. And so I was at
Speaker 1: the Casey Muskraps concert this weekend. Uh huh where Madison
Speaker 1: Square guarding? Okay, so much fun, great show. Been looking
Speaker 1: forward to the show for months.
Speaker 2: Was it had it been postponed at all?
Speaker 1: Or was it No? That was the date. I just
Speaker 1: was so excited to go see the show, I guess.
Speaker 1: There with my friend Miranda, I'm fine, why an hour?
Speaker 1: Not even an hour before? I start feeling like the
Speaker 1: floor is letting out in my stomach, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm standing there and it's like, oh god.
Speaker 1: So you're like, no this the show didn't even start yet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So we're staying like we were gonna
Speaker 1: go sit and watch the opening act. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to go stand by this table
Speaker 1: right now, and she's like, what said we need to
Speaker 1: go stand by this table? And so I go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom once and I'm like, this can't happen to
Speaker 1: me here, not in a Madison Square garden. You don't
Speaker 1: need any of that going on in a public bathroom,
Speaker 1: especially the pre show where it's like everyone is still
Speaker 1: hustling and bustling. Uh huh. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been great. So I'm just like saying
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm like, focus, you can do this.
Speaker 1: And I get back to the table and my friend
Speaker 1: like you good, Like I'm not good. I'm not good.
Speaker 2: We're eating or drinking anything at the test Okay.
Speaker 1: So we stayed there until the show almost started, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I need to get out of the seat.
Speaker 1: This is not gonna be great. But by the grace
Speaker 1: of God, I held on through the whole show. I
Speaker 1: waited like a long time, and as I was doing it,
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, please, I don't need to leave.
Speaker 1: Just keep me, just keep it going.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you can't even walk anymore at that point,
Speaker 2: so the show is very lucky. The show ended and
Speaker 2: it was almost like my body was like an action.
Speaker 2: So then we go to the subway. I had to
Speaker 2: leave the subway because I was like, it's I'm gonna die. Okay,
Speaker 2: but this I'm telling you right now, this is not
Speaker 2: food poisoning. You had diarrhea. This is not food poisoning
Speaker 2: because you would not have been able to last the
Speaker 2: entire show. True, it would have been an impossibility.
Speaker 1: And you can title you're right, though, because food poisoning
Speaker 1: when I did have it, there's no stopping it. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you, yeah, you're one hundred percent right. And
Speaker 1: you know what. I chalked it up to the Indian
Speaker 1: food I had the night before.
Speaker 2: Okay, And you may title this episode never trust a fart,
Speaker 2: because that is no. That is my best advice to
Speaker 2: you and at any point in your life. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: for the most part. Don't trust it if you're not sure,
Speaker 2: don't trust it because one time I trusted it.
Speaker 1: Nope, just once. Listen, I've had an incident just like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, not great. Where were I came here? Where
Speaker 1: were you to go?
Speaker 2: But where were you when when you had that incident?
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm gonna actually say this. It is
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 2: Were you in Hershey, Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1: No, it was Las Vegas. iHeart festival. That's spectacular. I
Speaker 1: had in and out Burger for the first time, and
Speaker 1: we came back to the hotel and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my stomach does not feel good. Do you know? I
Speaker 1: took the sheets off, everything off the bed and I
Speaker 1: threw everything in the trash can in the hotel lobby.
Speaker 1: That's spectacular. It's terrible. What did you say, I need
Speaker 1: new sheets? Yes? How did they ask? Why? No? They did?
Speaker 1: I Listen, it's Las Vegas, so I'm sure like the
Speaker 1: cleaning person and it's probably taking bodies out and be
Speaker 1: like it's fine.
Speaker 2: Exactly, that's mild compared to what they had last night. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just like my Strawberry Syrup episode.
Speaker 1: Same thing.
Speaker 2: How to get rid of the sheets. They just replaced them.
Speaker 2: It was what, well, I feel like we've mentioned that
Speaker 2: it once before and I don't really want to get
Speaker 2: into it, but there was strawberry syrup on some sheets
Speaker 2: and it looked like a murder scene. And I just
Speaker 2: took the sheets because I couldn't leave them there because
Speaker 2: the police would be called.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't, So they just replaced them, I guess.
Speaker 1: But yeah, when was your last incident.
Speaker 2: It was a couple of years ago and it was
Speaker 2: in my bed and that's the only time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, am I getting up? This is not
Speaker 2: what I think it is.
Speaker 1: It was you always remember it, like I vividly remember
Speaker 1: my expression everything, and I was just kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's probably the second lowest point you can reach.
Speaker 2: But once it started, I was able to stop it, yes,
Speaker 2: and run for the hills.
Speaker 1: But it was feel so bad for people listening. If
Speaker 1: you've made it thirty five minutes in and you're listening
Speaker 1: to us talk about never trusting farts cheers.
Speaker 2: We title that this episode that people will kind of
Speaker 2: realize what it's about and they'll make their choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, So we don't need to give a disclaimer.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't think so anyway, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you had an incident as well. Well, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you know what, I think everybody's I was gonna say
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I think everybody has
Speaker 1: or have at least gotten very close. Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. The food poisoning incident, you are one
Speaker 1: hundred percent right, And I take it back. That's okay.
Speaker 1: It was my Indian food. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm very dramatic about things too. I say things are
Speaker 2: what they weren't.
Speaker 1: No, the food poisoning though, like I the funt, well,
Speaker 1: it's funny. But my friend Nick I walked home from
Speaker 1: dinner that night, so as I'm walking up my staircase,
Speaker 1: it was like every flight of steps you kept getting cars.
Speaker 1: I was like I because I was fine, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the staircase hit and as I'm walking
Speaker 1: up the first flight, I was like, huh, weird. Second
Speaker 1: flight was like, I'm what's going on? Third flight, something's bubbling?
Speaker 1: Fourth flight? Am I gonna make it? Fifth flight? I
Speaker 1: literally have my keys in my hand and just throwing
Speaker 1: them at the door, hoping it opens. The worst experience
Speaker 1: of my life.
Speaker 2: See what you're describing right now. I call Boston because
Speaker 2: I had, and and Amy will attest to that. Anytime
Speaker 2: I say Boston, She's like, Okay, this is not gonna
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 2: I had an incident in Boston while I was visiting
Speaker 2: a girl there one time, and we took the train
Speaker 2: to a steakhouse and we decided to walk back from
Speaker 2: the steakhouse instead. So once we got about three or
Speaker 2: four blocks, I was like, who and I had to stop.
Speaker 2: I stopped on the corner. I'm like, this is not
Speaker 2: you know, you know when you're at the point where
Speaker 2: if you walk anymore, yeah, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I stopped for a moment. I wish I
Speaker 1: had the ghost sound. So I stopped for.
Speaker 2: A moment, and I was like, I can do this,
Speaker 2: but I'm sweating at this point. Oh I'm sweating.
Speaker 1: So we walked.
Speaker 2: I finally I make it just to the front door,
Speaker 2: and this is this is called we're in like college
Speaker 2: town here.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So this girl shared a house with four other girls
Speaker 2: and there was one bathroom. No one bathroom. So I
Speaker 2: got to the front door and I fell to my
Speaker 2: knees and she's like, she's like, are you okay? And
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, yeah, I'll be in in a second.
Speaker 2: And so I finally got into the house and there
Speaker 2: was nobody.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: There was nobody in the bathroom, and so I'm like,
Speaker 2: I just I have to take a shower real quick,
Speaker 2: you know. So I put the shower on, and wow,
Speaker 2: that was the worst time of my life. And and
Speaker 2: and so you turn the shower on as you're like,
Speaker 2: I turn the shower. First of all, I turned the
Speaker 2: shower on to try to like I hit the noise,
Speaker 2: mute the noise, yes, and also steam it out, you know.
Speaker 2: I turned it on super hot so it would get
Speaker 2: steaming in there, because sometimes that would just take care
Speaker 2: of it. And you know, after about fifteen to twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: it's like, we got.
Speaker 1: We gotta get ready, we gotta, we gotta get ready.
Speaker 1: Oh that's you done. That is like my mom was finished,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: And so I jumped to the shower for like a second,
Speaker 2: just so I would be wet.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, okay, fashion out a towel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that that was horrendous And I will never
Speaker 2: forget it, and I will it will forever be known
Speaker 2: as Boston when I have that issue.
Speaker 1: So what do you you in danger? Girl? I had
Speaker 1: to play that. I don't understand what that is. It's
Speaker 1: from Ghost when she says you're in danger. I never
Speaker 1: saw Ghost. Okay, well that's what you were in danger
Speaker 1: comes from? You never heard that line? Is that the
Speaker 1: one with the pottery? Yes, that's Ghost? Yes, okay, demisware
Speaker 1: Oh my love, my darling. That song about you, I'm
Speaker 1: Hungry for your Touch? Probably just brothers yeah, probably, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I played it. You didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was a couple of weeks ago. Great.
Speaker 2: It was that it was one of those songs that
Speaker 2: was on the top forty radio in like the late
Speaker 2: eighties early nineties. When was that movie out early.
Speaker 1: Nineties or eighties, eighties nineties?
Speaker 2: I think it was late eighties early nineties, and it
Speaker 2: was like an oldies song and it was re released
Speaker 2: because of the movie, and all the top forty radio
Speaker 2: stations like Z one hundred would play it, and it
Speaker 2: was like, what, this doesn't fit here, weird, but it
Speaker 2: did because of the movie. And it was, you know,
Speaker 2: the same thing with the Titanic song that One Heart
Speaker 2: Will Go On.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 2: We sh did Top forty Radio shouldn't have been playing that.
Speaker 1: I watched that only recently. It's funny to't go back
Speaker 1: and rewatch that movie. It sinks, I remember sinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your version saying it stinks? Oh wait what what movie?
Speaker 1: What were we talking about? Titanic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said it sinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, did you mean that like in the it stinks? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I was just letting you. I didn't
Speaker 2: mean to. I want to ruin the movie for you.
Speaker 2: It sinks.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, spoiler alert got it? Yeah, yeah, that one
Speaker 1: is interesting. I remember when it came out. We had
Speaker 1: it in Uh we got the bootleg version and it
Speaker 1: came in two VHS tapes.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't get it on laser disc.
Speaker 1: No, we well, we got the bootleg version, like I said,
Speaker 1: two VHS tapes, and then when it came out on
Speaker 1: like video release, it was also two discs. Now you're
Speaker 1: two VHS tapes.
Speaker 2: When you say bootleg? Was it like a guy in
Speaker 2: the back of the theater? Okay, so someone walked by
Speaker 2: with popcorn?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was the old school. Someone went in there
Speaker 1: legit with a camera, yeah, and filmed it. Actually just
Speaker 1: saw Spider Man like that. They still do that. They
Speaker 1: still do that. That's interesting because I feel like there's
Speaker 1: so many ways to digitally release a movie now, like
Speaker 1: that stirt with Plex. It's called Plex. Have you heard
Speaker 1: of Plex?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was on Plex and and it's like
Speaker 2: a dude, it gets up.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, it was a terrible quality. I was
Speaker 1: wondering if the kids nowadays did things like that.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. What Seinfeld? I know Seinfeld?
Speaker 2: I don't know the episode when they were recording the
Speaker 2: movie and Kramer had to record the movie in the
Speaker 2: back and the guy was pissed off because he didn't finish. Okay,
Speaker 2: he didn't finish what. I forget what movie that he
Speaker 2: was recording. He was bootlegging some movie.
Speaker 1: I would have been terrified to walk into a movie
Speaker 1: theater with like a camera, But now you think about it,
Speaker 1: you walk in with your phone. You could just do
Speaker 1: it that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm sure people get busted. Yeah, it's much
Speaker 2: harder because all you have to just leave it sticking
Speaker 2: out of your pocket.
Speaker 1: They would never know. Ugh. I both love and hate
Speaker 1: movie theater experiences. As of late, it's more of a
Speaker 1: hate because I don't love. What are you looking at?
Speaker 1: I just got a message from Oh from Renee.
Speaker 2: Can you just turn it over? Oh we spoke to
Speaker 2: her last week?
Speaker 1: Yeah we did. Can you just not look for a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: I want you to concentrate on me.
Speaker 1: Valentine. Oh, I don't love when people are on their
Speaker 1: phones in movie theaters.
Speaker 2: No, they shouldn't be they should be illegal. I completely agree,
Speaker 2: like you mean, like talking on the phone or texting
Speaker 2: or the light is so distracting. See, I'm courteous. If
Speaker 2: I'm going to use my phone, I put it all
Speaker 2: the way dim, just so I can barely see it
Speaker 2: as it is.
Speaker 1: My phone is dim as it is because I want
Speaker 1: to save the battery. But I don't get why people
Speaker 1: feel the need to do that.
Speaker 2: Because they are inconsiderate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very inconsiderate.
Speaker 2: It's just like the people that talk on their phones
Speaker 2: on the trains or on buses, and I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear your conversation yelling. I don't answer my phone
Speaker 2: unless it's an incredible emergency on a bus or a
Speaker 2: train or any public transportation.
Speaker 1: I just I think it's rude. If I get a
Speaker 1: call from Elvis specifically, I have to answer it because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll just say I'm on the train. I'll
Speaker 1: call you the minute I'm off. Well, yeah, no, I'll
Speaker 1: do that. I'm like, I can't talk right now.
Speaker 2: I'll go way back because I was at ASMR Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think it's rude. I'm I.
Speaker 2: I tend to think that I'm a considerate person in
Speaker 2: most aspects of my life, and I don't like to
Speaker 2: bother other people me either.
Speaker 1: And movie theaters, I feel like it's your one. It's
Speaker 1: the one place you could go to where you like
Speaker 1: immerse yourself. You just want to like watch something for
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: What do you have in your hand? No? Then you
Speaker 1: have this guy.
Speaker 2: Sh I can't I gotta open. But they shouldn't allow
Speaker 2: candy either.
Speaker 1: So are perfect movie theater? No people, no phones, no snacks.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean candy can be in boxes, I guess,
Speaker 2: like the boxes of goobers and stuff.
Speaker 1: Who eats goobers? I love them? You do?
Speaker 2: That's my mom calls me goober. Okay, but maybe maybe
Speaker 2: it's at Goober's I get but snow caps? Now, who
Speaker 2: is eating non parrels and why is that a movie thing.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something that's a non parrel.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it instead of Scott hates everything, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be It's time for a round of Andrew. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I hate. I hate mint and chocolate mixed.
Speaker 1: That is not a mix. That is disgusting. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. It tastes like toothpaste. It's never enjoyable. It's
Speaker 1: even the color of a toothpaste. It's that green color.
Speaker 2: So you're not doing mint chocolatechip.
Speaker 1: I absolutely not. I despise it. I think it's gross.
Speaker 1: I've never understood. It's like the color of my shirt
Speaker 1: are mine? Yeah, we didn't coordinate this, by the way, now,
Speaker 1: but I do not like mint chocolate chip. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If that's your favorite flavor, it's not mine. Also, one
Speaker 1: of the things, your peppermint patties. Those are good. We
Speaker 1: taste the sensation and tast What does that mean the
Speaker 1: only sensation I have? I know that's their tagline. God,
Speaker 1: it's just as gross. I don't understand the mixing of it.
Speaker 1: I think people like hype it.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the full size York peppermint patty. The
Speaker 2: little ones for Halloween, okay, but the big giant ones
Speaker 2: it's like a bar.
Speaker 1: No, I'm eating listine in chocolate form. That's gross. Do
Speaker 1: you like mint? Anything? I like mint? You're like is mint?
Speaker 2: So that's not toothpasty. But when it's chocolate involved, then
Speaker 2: is toothpasty.
Speaker 1: It's an unholy mix. Okay, the chocolate and mint combination
Speaker 1: does not work. I don't care what you tell me.
Speaker 1: It does not work.
Speaker 2: I do understand that it does because there are some
Speaker 2: people that like it. There are plenty of things that
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 1: But so then maybe there should be mint chocolate chip toothpaste,
Speaker 1: because that's what it's. That's exactly what it probably is
Speaker 1: that is discussed.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's kiddy tooth I mean, Cooper uses watermelon toothpaste,
Speaker 2: so I'm sure there's some mint chocolate chip toothpaste somewhere.
Speaker 1: I missed the act of bubblegum wise, so get it.
Speaker 1: You have it. It's it the same formula. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's the one when you'd squeeze it and it would
Speaker 2: fill the little reservoir up and you would know that.
Speaker 2: That's how much like the perfect amount. That was such
Speaker 2: a sk not a scam, but it was just a gimmick.
Speaker 1: Well, I really like that one. Mouthwash.
Speaker 2: Scope no listerine? No, okay, so they just the regular
Speaker 2: old yellow listerine with the paper like. I don't think
Speaker 2: they'd sell it like that anymore. When I when I
Speaker 2: was a kid, listerine used to come in a glass
Speaker 2: bottle and it would be wrapped in paper. It would
Speaker 2: be like a canister and you'd have to open it
Speaker 2: and the bottle would be inside of that. I never
Speaker 2: understood that. So scope no listerine, what is the one that?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh that expensive one? Yeah? Uh mouth smart mouth,
Speaker 1: love that mouthwash. I'm gonna be sad when I write that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of some of the other old
Speaker 2: ones when I was a kid, because there were.
Speaker 1: A ton yellow listerine. That's what I just said, is
Speaker 1: the equivalent the devil. Yeah, your mouth it feels like
Speaker 1: TV static and if your brain just doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to compute the flavor, so it's just like static.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and could you imagine if you had the tiniest
Speaker 2: little cut on your Oh no, because it's all alcohol.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the most I feel efficient.
Speaker 2: I mean, I suppose, but it's not giving you good
Speaker 2: breath that may kill germs, but it smells like ass,
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have ass breath?
Speaker 1: No, because it's supposed to kill whatever is on it
Speaker 1: with the alcohol.
Speaker 2: But when you think good breath, you think minty fresh, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't you.
Speaker 1: But nobody's breath is minty fresh, like really when you
Speaker 1: cannot naturally, yeah, exactly. You comment on people's like smell, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you smell good if you're wearing a colone, but nobody
Speaker 1: is like, oh my god, your breath smells phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I think I may have said that once or twice.
Speaker 1: Never in my life have I ever complimented someone's breath.
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest thing to pay a compliment to. Now,
Speaker 1: would you tell somebody that they have incredibly bad breath?
Speaker 1: Because I think that's such a taboo thing. Like even
Speaker 1: if you ever really, like if I was taught.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, Andrew, how you doing today, would you be like, dude,
Speaker 2: that's gross?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or would you just say please stop talking so close
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 1: Or you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think you would tell me, because again, you
Speaker 2: don't like to offend people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would never feel bad. I wouldn't say it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would chew gum around the person, or have
Speaker 1: a mint around the person, be like, would you like
Speaker 1: to have some too? But I'm never going to be
Speaker 1: the person to be like, your breath is smelly today?
Speaker 1: I think it. I feel like.
Speaker 2: List mint also used to be a mouthwash list mint,
Speaker 2: and it was in like this weird little shaped bottle.
Speaker 1: I really loved a worst still due the.
Speaker 2: Oh the listing little things you stick on your eyes.
Speaker 2: The strips they still make those, they do like Graham's
Speaker 2: loved those. Those were her favorite things in the entire world.
Speaker 2: She used to get the pocket strips and then they
Speaker 2: made the little drops. Do you remember those?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would always choke on the strips. I'd put them
Speaker 2: too far back on my tongue and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I could see that wouldn't go, And then it get
Speaker 2: stuck on, like the little dangly part of your throat, Yeah,
Speaker 2: wraps around it. Yeah, keeps that in a chokehold. I
Speaker 2: don't like that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's that called again? The uvula?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, but I wasn't sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dangly thing, what is it?
Speaker 1: What? Purpose does it serve? Who knows? We're gonna get
Speaker 1: a listener who's going to tell us what it means.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna thank you from now listener who Because.
Speaker 2: It does google what it does, it must have some
Speaker 2: sort of function unless you just don't need them anymore.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like a tail, you know, you definitely probably eventually,
Speaker 2: maybe it'll go away.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it pushes the food to I don't know, because
Speaker 2: it's just it's a dangler. It's just a dangler.
Speaker 1: It's like uvula purpose.
Speaker 2: It's like when people hang balls from the hitch on
Speaker 2: their truck, which I don't understand why they still do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who does that? I don't know? Seriously, your uvula
Speaker 1: is made of connective tissue lands and small muscle fibers.
Speaker 1: It secretes large amounts of saliva that keep your throat
Speaker 1: moist and lubricated. Gets something that it also helps keep
Speaker 1: food or fluids from ending up in the space between, oh,
Speaker 1: behind your nose when you swallow. Okay, so it's actually
Speaker 1: super important.
Speaker 2: It's like a flapper. It doesn't allow stuff.
Speaker 1: The body is so freaking weird, isn't it? Like? How
Speaker 1: did that develop? I don't like what had to happen
Speaker 1: for a uvula to form, because like food was getting
Speaker 1: through people's noses. They didn't even have food back then.
Speaker 1: What what do you mean?
Speaker 2: They didn't have food like when the first person was here?
Speaker 2: I mean, ookay, they had apples and stuff. So how
Speaker 2: do they know that they were going to choke on things?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Again, it probably developed through monkeys, because
Speaker 1: we definitely came through monkeys.
Speaker 2: Okay, they probably they will.
Speaker 1: Monkeys have uvulus.
Speaker 2: They will be it's important they will be people that
Speaker 2: argue that fact with you, Andrew. Isn't that like the
Speaker 2: the theory of evolution or something.
Speaker 1: Like that, evolution versus creation. Schools are not a.
Speaker 2: Lot of teacher or something like that. Yeah, because everybody
Speaker 2: gets offended by everything.
Speaker 1: Well, it depends because like even when I was growing up,
Speaker 1: I went to a Catholic school and we still taught
Speaker 1: they still taught like evolution. That's like a sect of
Speaker 1: Christianity that believes in like Christian evolution. It's too different. Okay.
Speaker 2: But but like aside from religion, isn't it remarked like
Speaker 2: the monkeys have uvulus.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2: They're they're human like whatever, but like I don't know
Speaker 2: religion aside, and I talk about it with the kids
Speaker 2: every once in a while because they're like where the
Speaker 2: first person.
Speaker 1: Like somebody had to I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, Adam and Eve great whatever, but somebody.
Speaker 1: Just like and they're there. No again, it was likes
Speaker 1: in millions of years. Okay, so there's no like Adams, Nobody, nobody, Ryan, No.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: But automatically, all of a sudden, just there's a person
Speaker 2: where they come from?
Speaker 1: The person didn't happen though, why how it's it's from?
Speaker 1: It's from again. I've seen like the little like thing
Speaker 1: where it's like goes from the water to the to
Speaker 1: the land and then where the next part and it
Speaker 1: just becomes a person again through like millions of years.
Speaker 1: Like how old the earth is? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like so are we still evolving? Yes, one
Speaker 2: day that people will be different.
Speaker 1: Yes, huh. That's actually of what's going to happen. I
Speaker 1: hope the tails come back. I hope not.
Speaker 2: Humans should have tails. You would want to tail like,
Speaker 2: you know, like like the guy in the giant squirrel
Speaker 2: costume with the big tail every time you turn around
Speaker 2: knock stuff over. I want a tail like that, a big, fluffy,
Speaker 2: bushy tail that breaks things. I think you're actually a
Speaker 2: furry None, that's confirmed. First of all, I was not
Speaker 2: even thinking that. I'm just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I want to tail. I don't know tails are fun?
Speaker 1: She knew up six percent. Great.
Speaker 2: I bet my dog would like a tail. Australian shepherd
Speaker 2: and they I feel bad for them, like they want
Speaker 2: to wag something, but the whole butt just wag is
Speaker 2: because they don't have a tail. A little pop wiggle butts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're so cute. Anyway, Well, this was another exciting episode.
Speaker 2: We discussed a lot, but we didn't. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, we got fifty minutes of something. I guess
Speaker 2: no one's ever gonna pay for this. What do you mean,
Speaker 2: who's gonna pay for this?
Speaker 1: What do you mean pay for this?
Speaker 2: Alright, right now we could say, ah, boll Chat sponsored
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Speaker 2: Such a jerk. Why can't we just think of something?
Speaker 2: You think of something, but we should both think of
Speaker 2: something and share.
Speaker 1: Well both. Yeah, so you think of it, I'll help,
Speaker 1: Then you'll steal it. Yeah, I'm gonna Zuckerberg you whatever?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna clink?
Speaker 2: I guess I'll get the ball.
Speaker 1: We don't need to. If you don't want you, we
Speaker 1: could just say it no.
Speaker 2: Then it doesn't officially end, and the reporting just goes on.
Speaker 1: And on and with nothing. If I press that button,
Speaker 1: nothing happens. Okay, I don't want to end though, I
Speaker 1: need to go. I have a meeting. We both probably
Speaker 1: have tickets on our cars a one hundred. My car
Speaker 1: might be towed. I might have to go to the
Speaker 1: impound line.
Speaker 2: They don't really toe. They only think if you're in
Speaker 2: a bus stop ord a fire hydrop it might have
Speaker 2: been in the bus stop. If I'm just being honest,
Speaker 2: if you're just in a no parking I don't really
Speaker 2: think they toe. Well, anyway, I guess I'll take a
Speaker 2: picture when I get to it. Until next time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see you on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Yes,
Speaker 2: where we will eat?
Speaker 1: What is it that we eat?
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a new special k cereal that's out and
Speaker 2: we'll try that on Monday. Great, I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1: And who knows, maybe big things happening in the future
Speaker 1: of Friday episodes.
Speaker 2: Who knows, dude, just because you like, had one conversation
Speaker 2: with somebody, don't get your panties.
Speaker 1: In a bunch. Well, no, we were talking about Friday
Speaker 1: episodes anyway, I know, so I'm just saying that. But
Speaker 1: if Friday episodes may come depends on what they might
Speaker 1: morph into Well, I'm thinking maybe pop Puri to start.
Speaker 1: Do we feel like doing an extra Glade Cereal? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do we feel like doing an extra bowl Chat? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Glade pot Pery spray was always the grossest smelling spray.
Speaker 1: It gave me a headache. No, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: All that was was like covered up poop and it
Speaker 2: would give you a headache. Yeah, no, don't cover up
Speaker 2: the pooh new Glade pot Peri spray.
Speaker 1: Remember the commercial? I don't, Oh god eighty anyway, Well
Speaker 1: till next time I will see it. Take care of claim.
Speaker 2: Anything else where we supposed to like play old commercials
Speaker 2: or old something, Well, you.
Speaker 1: Have to send them to me. I was going to
Speaker 1: do a cartoon game. Yeah, weren't you going to send
Speaker 1: me things?
Speaker 2: And we were going to play music click send it
Speaker 2: to me, and we were going to do our own
Speaker 2: send it to me shazam thing?
Speaker 1: Are you going to send it to me? But I
Speaker 1: don't want you to hear it.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be surprisab.
Speaker 1: Well, then do you want to know how to load it?
Speaker 1: And you have to put it in the super how
Speaker 1: to load it in? You'll hear it? Do you want
Speaker 1: to know how to load this yes, okay great, Then
Speaker 1: i'll teach you. Bye bye,