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Speaker 1: Hello, my name is Melton Melvin Doute. Your name's Major Elviston.

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Speaker 1: I know what my name is. I was going to

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Speaker 1: say my name was Melvin Duton. Is that a real guy?

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Speaker 1: Melvin Dwton was a friend. Yes, Why don't I believe

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Speaker 1: you because you're a cynical man. Mister Henry. Hello, my

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Speaker 1: name is Major Elvis Newton, and i'd like to inform

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Speaker 1: you that I will be doing a show this evening

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Speaker 1: on the Phil Henry platform. Major Elvis Newton's truth. You're

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Speaker 1: of the greatest law enforcement units in history, the Citizen's

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Speaker 1: Auxiliary Police. How do we get it done? A lot

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Speaker 1: of people would like to know, But we do get

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Speaker 1: it done. We get it done, We get it said.

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Speaker 1: We go home, sit down, take a dump. That's right, Major, No, No,

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Speaker 1: I want to say this. We get home after a

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Speaker 1: long day, sit down and relieve yourself. Yes, but I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to say any of that. What I really

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Speaker 1: want to tell you is that a backstage passed to

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Speaker 1: tell you about. So I'll go ahead, please get one.

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Speaker 1: It's less than ten dollars a month, less than seven

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Speaker 1: of mister Henry's archives as well as his new digital

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Speaker 1: casts and all of the course great webcasts video casts.

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Speaker 1: Right now, the video cast that I'm sitting here, I'm

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Speaker 1: in front of the Banana River. I never thought i'd

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Speaker 1: think they're really great in real life. I've never even

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Speaker 1: heard of these people, but I want you to get

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Speaker 1: these backstage passes, whatever they are, so that mister Henry

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Speaker 1: Major Elvis Newton Truth, Major Elvis Newton, the Major Elvis

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Speaker 1: Newton Truth at Phil Henryshow dot Com, the greatest value

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Speaker 1: online other than porn. Hello, I'm Major Elvis Newton. I

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Speaker 1: want you all to know something. While I protect the

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Speaker 1: lives of people, I can also go out and have

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Speaker 1: some fun. This is my story and this song exactly

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Speaker 1: who I am. Along with Balloonya, we get it on

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Speaker 1: most every night when that the moon gets big and bright. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a supernatural delight. Everybody was dancing in the moonlight.

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Speaker 1: Dan scene in the moonlight. Everybody's singing it big and bright.

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Speaker 1: Everybody here is out of sight. They don't bark and

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Speaker 1: they don't bite. They keep What are you looking at now?

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Speaker 1: Look at you? These are these are the real lyrics. Yes,

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Speaker 1: could we stop this and do it again? Bud Man,

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Speaker 1: he's looking right at me, mister Henry. Yeh, don't do that, Bud. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I started the song. I'd like to do it in

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Speaker 1: a clean, wonderful way, enjoying it. This is my personal

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Speaker 1: philosophy because everyone thinks that I walk around all day

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Speaker 1: honest about it. Yeah, do I know? Just shut up? Hey?

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Speaker 1: You know the other to a plod? Yes, yeah, that's yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I want to hear. Everyone thinks I walk

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Speaker 1: here's some water. Thank you, missus Gray right, Yes, it

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Speaker 1: is very pleased to meet you. People think I walk

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Speaker 1: dancing the moonlight. Thank you. This is me, This is

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Speaker 1: most every night when that moon gets big and bright. Here,

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Speaker 1: it's a super natural delight. Everybody was dancing in the moonlight. Hey,

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Speaker 1: dancing in the moonlight. Yeah, all right, yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: You think I got a pole wedge, don't you well guess?

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Speaker 1: But dancing in the moonlight. Yeah, everybody's feeling warm and right.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of sight. It's such a fine and natural sight.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of sight. Everybody's dancing, and I'm out of sight.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is dancing in the moonlight. Yeah, yeah, thank you

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Speaker 1: I'm Major Elvis Newton. Welcome to the Major Elvis Newton truth.

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Speaker 1: You know, people think that those of us in law enforcement,

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Speaker 1: we walk around all day long with something wedged up there.

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Speaker 1: a lot of cracks like that. Guys driving by, you

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Speaker 1: That's why I started it out with dancing in the moonlight.

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Speaker 1: get down and i've and I have fun. Do you dance?

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Speaker 1: I dance? I don't. I just I shuffle one foot

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Speaker 1: All right, this is one that I want to sing

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Speaker 1: for my wife, Balloonya. She's been everything to me. This

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Speaker 1: one is for you, Balloonya. Honey, right now, she's still

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Speaker 1: damn well feels like it. It's we're recording this now

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Speaker 1: at one o'clock in the afternoon. Use that a slam on, Balloonna, No,

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Speaker 1: that is not a slam on. How dear you say

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Speaker 1: that I would slam Balloonya. Oh my god, he's talking

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Speaker 1: about sex. But knock it off. She said he wouldn't slammer.

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't slammer in a negative way. You're crawling. Ah. Shoot,

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Speaker 1: this is for you, Balloonya. Forget what that kid, Forget

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Speaker 1: it's so nice to be with you. I love all

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Speaker 1: the stuff you say into Balloonya. It's so nice to

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Speaker 1: hear you say you'll think about pleasing me in every way. Honey,

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Speaker 1: I got the notion you're causing commotion in my slack,

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Speaker 1: I mean in my soul. Sorry, maybe you and me Coolunya. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lifetime. And you better believe it. Girl at night,

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Speaker 1: I call your name locked in the bathroom. I'm only kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm only dreaming about the time when I'll finally be

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Speaker 1: able to take my pants. Oh, it's so nice to

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Speaker 1: be you're looking at the time you'll be able to

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Speaker 1: take your pandom. Don't question me. Put it on pause.

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Speaker 1: I demand that you put it on pause right now. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: don't ever question me talking about you'll finally get your

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Speaker 1: pants off. Yeah, that's right. If you're not careful, I'll

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Speaker 1: remove my pants right here. No, don't do that. Don't

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Speaker 1: do that now. Start to grow up a little bit. Major.

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Speaker 1: Are you speaking to me, Major Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Yes I am. And stop it with your Mussolini act.

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Speaker 2: We want to hear you sing. We want to know

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Speaker 2: about your life with the Citizen's Auxilary Police, and I

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Speaker 2: particularly want to know about Balloonya. I don't need to

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Speaker 2: when you'll be able to get your pants off.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's laughing. I want the record to show Margaret

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Speaker 1: Gray is laughing at me. Major Elvis dooted be with you?

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Speaker 1: Where was I? Oh, I'll love all the things you

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Speaker 1: say into And it's so nice to hear you say

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Speaker 1: you're gonna please me in every way. Although I haven't

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Speaker 1: heard that yet, Honey, I it smit's fine, I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: What do you want now? I don't understand what that means.

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Speaker 1: Let me sing the song my way before I throw

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Speaker 1: this place into the street. Sorry, let him do what

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Speaker 1: two three? God, Yeah, maybe you and me we got

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Speaker 1: something that's real. I know it's gonna last a lifetime. Ah,

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Speaker 1: you better believe it. Girl, At night I call your

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Speaker 1: it's so nice to me with you. I love all

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Speaker 1: the stuff what you do, and it's so nice to

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Speaker 1: hear you say, come on up the stairs. Major. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the door's locked. Honey, I got the notion

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Speaker 1: you're causing commotion. Hand me the lotion. Yeah, thank you?

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Speaker 1: What do you laugh at? Sorry, nothing at all? All right,

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Speaker 1: Bud Dickman on the steel guitar. Yeah, we we we

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Speaker 1: do do doom doo. All right enough. When I'm feeling down,

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Speaker 1: you're you're you're You're there to pick me up and

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Speaker 1: help to carry on. All the little things mean a

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Speaker 1: content with all the crumbs you throw me. You spend

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Speaker 1: money he's making. Oh, it's so nice to be with you.

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Speaker 1: I love all the things. I'm bored with this. That

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Speaker 1: one's for you. Balloonya didn't fish. She hasn't even gotten

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Speaker 1: up yet. That one's from my wife, Balloonya, don't do man.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about any man talking down

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Speaker 1: about Balloonya. This is the major Elvis Newton truth on

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Speaker 1: mister Henry, but I want to listen to this garbage.

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Speaker 1: I've got things to do. I've got lives to save, Okay,

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Speaker 1: me and Jay Sentos and the Citizen's auxiliary Police. So

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Speaker 2: This is the major Elvis Newton truth. I'm Margaret Gray

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Speaker 2: with major Elvis Newton. What would you say, Major Newton?

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Speaker 2: Is the most important part of being a citizen's auxiliary policeman.

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Speaker 2: This the citizen's auxilary police, the police unit that you

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Speaker 1: The most important thing about being a citizen's auxiliary police

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Speaker 1: officer is to stand there with your feats just about

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Speaker 1: I said, I hate it. Was that one of Boloona's favorites.

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Speaker 1: What God, damn it? Okay, I get it. Yeah, go ahead, God,

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Speaker 1: Major Elvis dont In Truth Show. Thank you, mister Henry.

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Speaker 1: This is a song that means a lot to me

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Speaker 2: Well, don't be so challenging, and you're about to sinery

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Speaker 1: Yes I am, but there's a lot of there's a

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Speaker 1: Now what it says spark of magic in the eye?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yeah, you're right, I didn't pluralize it. But

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Speaker 1: Well why does it say there's a spark of magic

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Speaker 1: All right, I misspelled it, misspelled it? All right, where

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I got crossed up with some other stuff

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Speaker 1: I was doing. Yeah, it happens again, mister Henry. I

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Speaker 1: I only said that's for effect. Never thought that fairy

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Speaker 1: Who did that? Those were the words? We thought, What

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Speaker 1: Please go ahead, play the music. You're a gene this

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Speaker 2: You are a major look, bet you by golly wow.

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Speaker 1: You're the one that I've been waiting for all right,

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Speaker 1: God damn it. Why you're the guy that's saying you know,

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Speaker 1: Will my love for you keep going strong? Right down

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Speaker 1: the pant leg? Oh that's it. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: What do you think it means? Penis? Is that it

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Speaker 1: all right? Major? You're losing it. No, every time I

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Speaker 1: Keep growing strong? Not keep going down the pit la.

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Speaker 1: That's where I'm going. I don't know where I'm going,

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Speaker 1: but I'm getting out of here, Major, sir, No, No,

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Speaker 1: that was terr But did you do that? Do what? Man?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, dickman. Now you're lying. I told you

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Speaker 1: God damn it. Thanks a lot, Bud. This is the

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Speaker 1: and you carved it a new ass. Thank you. I'm

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Speaker 1: about add and I'll tell you that right now, Major.

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Speaker 1: We tried the things. Yeah, let me tell you something

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Speaker 1: Dickman carved in uh brand spanking new ass. It's not fair,

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Speaker 1: shut up, shut up. But I came out night to

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Speaker 1: you sucked down? Major, Yeah, you can get this baby,

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Speaker 1: Uh Well, I tried to sing a love song, but

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