Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision, guys.
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Speaker 1: Happy Halloween, happy all that things, Happy, happy slut day.
Speaker 1: That's really what Halloween is for most of the people
Speaker 1: who listen to this podcast, you know, me and girls.
Speaker 1: Even though they think they invented that idea, bitch, we
Speaker 1: all already knew. Okay, what day, you know, because they
Speaker 1: were like, Halloween is that one time a year in
Speaker 1: girl world where you can dress a business slut, but
Speaker 1: like an animal slut. Remember you don't remember when? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and the mouse duh? Do you know what you want
Speaker 1: to be? I'm gonna be multiple things. I'm actually gonna
Speaker 1: do this TAM Parties, so it ain't TAM Parties Halloween Night. Actually,
Speaker 1: I am going to the Blue Note. They have Robert
Speaker 1: Glasper with Common Fine and music, so child so really
Speaker 1: excited for that. And I'm waiting to see if Lennys
Speaker 1: and La La are still throwing their Halloween party of
Speaker 1: first because I normally go to that. So I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that, but it's given us celebrity this year.
Speaker 1: So I'm actually doing a photo shoot now. I'm doing
Speaker 1: a photo shoot with uh, doing two different looks. So
Speaker 1: I'm doing Peggy Bundy cute bitch y'all know why and
Speaker 1: Doja Cat from the damn what's the guy he's gonna
Speaker 1: say bitch on a cow? No? No, no no from
Speaker 1: the video where she's in the in the web. Oh
Speaker 1: uh with Kofe. I can't think, but yes, yes, what's
Speaker 1: it called street? I was thinking about going as a cow.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go as an a farming Okay, this
Speaker 2: idea I have from my homeboys. So Andre was like, yo,
Speaker 2: I want to like do a costume with all my friends.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, like mad and my friends are homegirls,
Speaker 2: so maybe I'll be hu After and their bunnies.
Speaker 1: So I was like, yo, let's do the opposite. The
Speaker 1: girls will all be Hugh Heffner and you wear a
Speaker 1: bunny costume.
Speaker 2: That could be cool, right, like something like that, but
Speaker 2: I want to be I want to just do farm animals,
Speaker 2: but horror farm. I was penny Wise last year and
Speaker 2: I did really crazy s effects makeup and I had
Speaker 2: a fucking red bull.
Speaker 1: If you need someone, I got it. But like really like,
Speaker 1: oh I don't need no special effects, bitch, I said
Speaker 1: Peggy Bundy. And don't you kid No, but you could
Speaker 1: be a dead one. It's fun. Why no, I ain't
Speaker 1: putting that into the universe. I'd be rubbing him crystals
Speaker 1: manifesting only good things. Now, m not my stay hope,
Speaker 1: bitch talk about you could be a dead one.
Speaker 2: I was I thinking, oh yeah, I'm gonna probably end
Speaker 2: at the Lenning hell Ala party. I went to that
Speaker 2: Heidi Kluone one last year and really it's just a
Speaker 2: parade of really.
Speaker 1: Like beautiful women, no elaborate because people are rich there.
Speaker 1: Also Elon Musto Win is like Superman or Batman or something.
Speaker 1: I was like, you, what the fuck? You could have
Speaker 1: did anything else? But so did did he? But did
Speaker 1: like jo I was there. That was last year, right,
Speaker 1: he did Joker. But that's what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they're because they did their party in La.
Speaker 1: I think last year the year before here it was
Speaker 1: here at don't be saying where the leak that at?
Speaker 1: Look at her just she loved just sharing the Hollywood
Speaker 1: tea and I really in my breath just la. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you know it's at the bitch bleep
Speaker 1: that app that's like Housewives they be talking about, don't
Speaker 1: they post it? They be bleeping. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they be saying on Roney this season, but they was
Speaker 1: bleeping out this restaurant the whole season. Okay, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know they bleeped it out, but I know, but
Speaker 1: the threads must be like, oh they're talking about because
Speaker 1: she said I film on Roney and I know the
Speaker 1: unedited version bit you could. I don't know it. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me let me tell you why I said that.
Speaker 1: You asked me some ninety Day Fiance tea. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know it. I also have a bone to pick real quick.
Speaker 1: A lot of people that work for Discovery or TLC,
Speaker 1: they've like written me and tried to give me like
Speaker 1: INSI T because they know I love the show. Whoever
Speaker 1: with the fuck listens to this goddamn show and didn't
Speaker 1: invite me to the first ever live studio audience ninety
Speaker 1: Day Fiance reunion. You deserve to get your YouTube taken
Speaker 1: from you, bitch. I've been giving this content out for
Speaker 1: a years and none of you all niggas thought to
Speaker 1: invite me. It's not even like it would have cost
Speaker 1: you shit.
Speaker 2: You could have snuck me in the back door, didn't
Speaker 2: even need to because I'm sure they had a link.
Speaker 2: I would have been here, bitch, if we had a show,
Speaker 2: I'd have jumped off the stage just to sit there
Speaker 2: and look at one of them fucking African niggas take
Speaker 2: a white woman's money. I can't believe nobody invited me
Speaker 2: to this shit. Did you imagine if Real Housewives had
Speaker 2: a live studio they actually do? Oh, it's called what
Speaker 2: Happens Live?
Speaker 1: They all know. No, I'm talking about the reunion. Oh
Speaker 1: hell no, bitch, that should be twelve hours. I don't
Speaker 1: want to sit for that shit. Oh I do. Nah,
Speaker 1: them niggas being there all day, the night breaks cuts.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm telling you right now, you're gonna hit
Speaker 1: me in the back with no neck ed you not
Speaker 1: have you not having me nowhere for twelve hours for free,
Speaker 1: Like unless I'm on a vacation, then I'll do even
Speaker 1: the goddamn tour guides and shit I'll be doing. I
Speaker 1: ain't doing f no twelve hours, So let me tell
Speaker 1: you what I did last night, half half day. Last night.
Speaker 2: Was a very New York we can't Okay, So dating
Speaker 2: this guy, the dread Nigga, and we basically were talking
Speaker 2: about how there was like some little bone we had
Speaker 2: to pick with each other. So we're like, yo, we're
Speaker 2: not gonna have sex tonight.
Speaker 1: Let's just like enjoy each other.
Speaker 2: Ok Let's just go on a date because like we
Speaker 2: just are very attracted to each other, and we're always
Speaker 2: like rushing to fuck, and we never like talk about shit, okay,
Speaker 2: And the problem with that is that it's hard to do.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was just about to say.
Speaker 2: It's hard to not fuck somebody that you're already fucking.
Speaker 2: So he's like, wherever we'll have a chill night. We
Speaker 2: went to some comedy show that was trash in Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: and we went to West Light, which is, by the way,
Speaker 2: such a good like date night. I also think it's
Speaker 2: probably a good you know what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 2: in the White Hotel, it's the rooftop bar. You've probably been, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's called west Night. But yeah, it's just great
Speaker 2: views like great date night.
Speaker 1: Shit.
Speaker 2: Also, it's funny because we were there, He's like, you've
Speaker 2: been here before. I was like, yeah, I think so,
Speaker 2: like really worth there or something, and he's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I always get this and like the drinks he are
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah here.
Speaker 2: That's all I could think about because I'm just so
Speaker 2: in my head about niggas being horse.
Speaker 1: So go to Lover's Rock. Pretty much everybody listened to
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. Is there? Okay? So that was the.
Speaker 2: Dub, and then I said, let's just go to the
Speaker 2: sex club to look okay and for some reason, really,
Speaker 2: since you weren't fucking fucking yeah, I probably wouldn't have
Speaker 2: fucked anyway, but being there and for some reason, and
Speaker 2: this is the funny thing about sex clubs, and I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about this with you because you go.
Speaker 2: There were moments where him and I were just like
Speaker 2: talking about life shit, and I forgot that people were like.
Speaker 1: Fucking around you. Yeah. So like when I go with
Speaker 1: my friends and it's like I'm not interested at all
Speaker 1: in like playing, Like I took two of my homeboys
Speaker 1: actually to the sex club the night. I ended up crying,
Speaker 1: but we had a shit son of like life talks.
Speaker 1: We were smoking and weed. I shroomed out that night,
Speaker 1: Like we were hell to talking about everything that wasn't
Speaker 1: sex while people were getting their dicks sucked right next
Speaker 1: to us, Like and then he ran into one of
Speaker 1: his homeboys there, which was also quite funny. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like you go there, you could actually just have a
Speaker 1: drink and walk around, meet people, talk Like in a
Speaker 1: subw there's a huge Jenga board, so normally in the beginning,
Speaker 1: like people are just smoking fucking weed and playing Jenga.
Speaker 2: Okay, but coon you like talk about something for a second,
Speaker 2: isn't it frowned upon to go to the sex club.
Speaker 1: To hang out. No, I go all the time and
Speaker 1: don't have sex, Like there's a lot of people that don't,
Speaker 1: like they just go to watch. Like if we talk
Speaker 1: about all the kinks, voyeurism is a kink, exhibition is
Speaker 1: is a like being watched is another king. But you
Speaker 1: going and just watching and viewing people is absolutely fine,
Speaker 1: mind you, like when I go to Susia, but like
Speaker 1: also table but you're saying it's fine. Let's be honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if someone never fucks and they go like, actually, I
Speaker 1: don't think anyone goes there and never fucks, Like when
Speaker 1: I go by myself or when I go with friends,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking I've been to the sex club hell
Speaker 1: of times and have it fun. How many times do
Speaker 1: you think you've been to a sex club? Mind you,
Speaker 1: I don't know. If y'all remember the very first do
Speaker 1: you like Starbucks? About that? Man? If I'm not gonna lie,
Speaker 1: the very first sex club? I brought up night and
Speaker 1: day from the type of experiences I have now. But
Speaker 1: it was like, that's right. The caligular That was in
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen. The don't caligular mean Greek? It means some bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't speak other languages. Well, if you got the
Speaker 1: Internet of it, it mean like, no, I think it's
Speaker 1: a Greek word. It means like group sex or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if something. Maybe I think it means
Speaker 1: group sex, or I think it means like hedonism. Maybe.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe that's it. Caligular meaning since you know you're
Speaker 1: going a little slow. Oh wait, someone Julius was given
Speaker 1: the nickname Caligular. That's what what the hell? Uh? Today
Speaker 1: he is known for his cool behavior and possible insanity.
Speaker 1: Well Jesus, okay, so Caligula is this nigga's nick name.
Speaker 1: I did it? You said what his dick name? His nickname?
Speaker 1: Now you say dick? I sort of got many, you know,
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I said nickname? Let me tell
Speaker 1: you what I thought? You said dick name? Did you
Speaker 1: say dick? Did? Did I say dick name? Now we
Speaker 1: sound kind of I'm so what happened? Okay?
Speaker 2: We had an episode a few weeks ago we were
Speaker 2: talking about tooths and common whatever the name is the
Speaker 2: mummy that wanted his dick tos. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe this dude's dick had a name, and maybe that's
Speaker 2: why everybody's using it in terms of saying no.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Oh so it actually means little
Speaker 1: boots in Latin. You know what, I don't fuck it anyway.
Speaker 1: I went to say that sex club back in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I shared here my entire three year relationship.
Speaker 1: We went bi weekly, damn here, So y'all do the math,
Speaker 1: not the day period.
Speaker 2: So I think what's crazy is I started to like
Speaker 2: understand it. So this dude every time I'm in New York,
Speaker 2: I've spent every weekend with him, like at this okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know it's starting to feel real.
Speaker 2: He not my man, He not gonna be my man
Speaker 2: because I don't need a man, But it's feeling real.
Speaker 1: Boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Ye you know what I'm saying, loing, he's gonna watch
Speaker 2: Nina for a day when we have a show. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's getting there. So literally we
Speaker 2: were in that sex club.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is so close to my house, Like,
Speaker 1: let's just go on the way home.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what if this became a thing
Speaker 2: for me? And I was like, bro, if Mandy starts
Speaker 2: crying more and I start going to sex clubs, I
Speaker 2: want the shift to go back.
Speaker 1: But there's no shift. I cry and go to sex club.
Speaker 1: Stop nigga. I'm saying, what if we swap? What if
Speaker 1: I became that girl?
Speaker 2: But the main thing about it that was like I
Speaker 2: really don't I have an issue with public sex. I'm
Speaker 2: sew in my head, see that's you, not me. I
Speaker 2: ain't go Hold what was your first time at a
Speaker 2: sex club? Like I told you it was really weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I knew I didn't want to have sex,
Speaker 1: but this guy really wanted to eat eat me out
Speaker 1: and thought and said I can make you come from
Speaker 1: eating you out, And so I allowed him to eat
Speaker 1: me out in front of like a group hell of
Speaker 1: people watched him eat me out, and then I went
Speaker 1: downstairs to the bar. Did you come? I remember? I
Speaker 1: think it was enjoyable. I don't you know, I don't
Speaker 1: like his so I was like, huh, you know, it's cool.
Speaker 1: Nigga was eating pussy. And then I remember going downstairs
Speaker 1: and just talking to a lady at the bar and
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, that was my husband eating you
Speaker 1: out upstairs. And I just was shook. I was like,
Speaker 1: now what that She literally like, we're just having a conversation.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, you were just upstairs my husband
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh this is this is yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know not that he said now normally the
Speaker 1: wife isn't okay with you. Well, and that white that
Speaker 1: night ended up actually strapping me. I shared the story
Speaker 1: on you. Oh and we met her in Jamaica. We well,
Speaker 1: we went to Hedonism, we did. She was there. You
Speaker 1: probably don't remember because you kept going to your room
Speaker 1: because they didn't have room service, y'all. Weeley was in
Speaker 1: the room behind in Jamaica. I want to go I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go again. You should, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I want to go. I mean I really enjoy I realized. No,
Speaker 1: I mean not only be a naked but like lifestyle
Speaker 1: Like I really think it's like a part of me,
Speaker 1: which might be why I don't see myself with anybody
Speaker 1: right now because I'm so fucking trumpa.
Speaker 2: You saying that reminds me of when Vinnie and I
Speaker 2: used to be ravers. This is a part of me,
Speaker 2: like I used to say, a part of me, such.
Speaker 1: A community and everybody thinks all you do is your drugs,
Speaker 1: but really you're just talking and loving each other. Well
Speaker 1: you do both in sexual and lifestyle culture, but I
Speaker 1: like it. I think that, like I might start because
Speaker 1: I've been going to a lot of like burlesque shows.
Speaker 2: And stuff, so it's been doing that a lot too lately.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a ok I don't want to say
Speaker 2: the bored boyfriend. I haven't had a consistent man that
Speaker 2: I'm doing something with on the regular since old day, Okay, right,
Speaker 2: Like I'll go on dates, but they're not as frequent
Speaker 2: or I'm fucking someone, but I'm just traveling so much.
Speaker 2: So this whole like thing of like, hey, let's look
Speaker 2: up things to do this weekend. I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: this is like relationship shit, okay, And so I'm wondering
Speaker 2: if I should incorporate this into just like a part
Speaker 2: of like having fun together.
Speaker 1: But what's very scary about that? Not saying like you're
Speaker 1: making me scared, but obviously we've both dated two terrible
Speaker 1: people and within sharing those stories together, and the sex
Speaker 1: club is one of your elements, and threesomes was mine.
Speaker 1: I like, really, oh, I don't think I would take
Speaker 1: my partner like that would not be a thing I
Speaker 1: do with my next partner. Yeah, Like I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: fucking there though, but I fucking there. But regardless, like
Speaker 1: going to that space will not Oh yeah, I won't
Speaker 1: do that, sainted.
Speaker 2: But like even last night, I started telling him a
Speaker 2: little bit about our old day and like how we
Speaker 2: would have three somes all the time, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, he told me that like the reason he
Speaker 2: cheated is because I basically opened the floodgates, and I
Speaker 2: remember you heard the same thing.
Speaker 1: No, he literally said I set a boundary and he
Speaker 1: felt like he was boxed in with my boundary. Two
Speaker 1: different things. Oh that Nigga literally wanted to go against
Speaker 1: whatever I set forth for the for our relationship, Like
Speaker 1: so to respond and say, oh, when you said it
Speaker 1: was a place that was just ours and we could
Speaker 1: do that, we could only go there together. I felt
Speaker 1: like you boxed me in and I needed to get
Speaker 1: out of the cage you put me in. That is
Speaker 1: not the same thing. I literally set a boundary and
Speaker 1: he said a boundary, Now what are those and decided
Speaker 1: to break my boundary. That's way different, Like there wasn't
Speaker 1: a floodgate, because that's I think what even started happening
Speaker 1: was because we were having so much sex with other women.
Speaker 1: He started like feeling like he wasn't enough and that
Speaker 1: he was trying to force me and allow me to
Speaker 1: have sex with other men. I was like, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I don't bro I should have Oh, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you though thirteen breaks. During those breaks we wasn't together.
Speaker 1: I had other dick in between. Don't get it fucked, No,
Speaker 1: I mean like, but you know, I really want to
Speaker 1: get my shit off? Did he want to watch? He
Speaker 1: was very like when we did like group sex with couples,
Speaker 1: Like I remember we went to the beach, I think
Speaker 1: I shared this. We went to the beach and brought
Speaker 1: like three couples back to my house. One of two
Speaker 1: couples well no one couple had a unicorn, so that
Speaker 1: was a couple of three, and then the other couple
Speaker 1: was just two in the I know bro on the beach.
Speaker 1: We all went out to eat after eight lopsa and
Speaker 1: pasta and then say, y'all want to come back to
Speaker 1: Queen's bitchall put the galaxy lights all over the house. Bitch,
Speaker 1: it was lit. We was fucking from the from the
Speaker 1: terrace all through the living room, not not the kitchen, bathroom,
Speaker 1: but then my room. And he was fucking one of
Speaker 1: the girls outside on my brick wall, and shit, she
Speaker 1: was crazy. Where was the cat under the bed that
Speaker 1: Nigga was shook? That's what fucked us up too, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'll be forgetting. I had to alert the black people
Speaker 1: that I got a cat. So the guy from the
Speaker 1: second couple, bitch started sniffling that Nigga was allergic to cats.
Speaker 1: I said, oops, my bad. You have a name Hailer
Speaker 1: for people to No, bitch, I got their tech. Ohhailer,
Speaker 1: that's what I need. If I walk into a cat house.
Speaker 1: Bitchy'all went into an Airbnb once and I was like, like,
Speaker 1: when you're allergic, Oh no, you're allergic, you're allergic. He's fine.
Speaker 1: So there.
Speaker 2: It's funny because I saw this comment on an episode
Speaker 2: that I really liked doing with you. We were what
Speaker 2: do we call it, something about neat other dick or whatever.
Speaker 2: One day when you're in here, Yeah, I'm thinking of
Speaker 2: him when you're mean and I'm thinking of something I
Speaker 2: said where I was like, Mandy, you deserve sixty forty
Speaker 2: some days.
Speaker 1: This girl's like I hate when weezy teases Mandy.
Speaker 2: I said, bitch, I'm not right a lot. How do
Speaker 2: you think we're gonna get the shit out of her?
Speaker 2: For this bitch to get up here and say fuck
Speaker 2: my ass like all puss it hold.
Speaker 1: You have to dig, bitch, really dig deep? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: And might might I add where is the teasing when
Speaker 1: I'm willingly saying moments like this, when you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're fucking all over the house and yalty lights, I'm like, yep,
Speaker 1: I went to a sex club to hang out. It
Speaker 1: was crazy, But I do I do that too. No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying, like, you really are. This is another
Speaker 1: sixty to forty moment. I need to have you know
Speaker 1: you do with all the menu you know you and
Speaker 1: you ain't keep it us alive. While I've been celibrated
Speaker 1: with all these dates and men's and little dits, medium dicks,
Speaker 1: big dicks, no dicks, not goldiecocks. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: little big day. There's actually nothing. Okay, see you keep
Speaker 1: us alive.
Speaker 2: Oh I do a little. I am hosting an event
Speaker 2: in Orlando and I invited scissors.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: This is so fucked up because it brings me back
Speaker 2: to the moment where you said I was wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I always think of a chance, still think
Speaker 1: that she's a whole baby and a man. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to like be her man. M hmm. Most
Speaker 1: side niggas aren't. Okay, here's the thing in my brain.
Speaker 2: So like we definitely have a friendship, like we be
Speaker 2: KEI King on the phone. Like mind you most relationships,
Speaker 2: if you have a good one, you're you got a friendship.
Speaker 1: Right, but that is fine, but you want to know no, wait,
Speaker 1: let me fit it off.
Speaker 2: The thing, So inviting her really was this friendship moment,
Speaker 2: but for some reason, every time I see her, bro
Speaker 2: I get really nervous. I'm like trying to do my
Speaker 2: makeup right. I'm like really like I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about. And then when I'm in front of her,
Speaker 2: I can't even be normal and the phone I can.
Speaker 2: When I'm in front of her, I can't even be
Speaker 2: normal because I start thinking like but I can't even
Speaker 2: say it makes me sound crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, what is your question? What would you like to ask?
Speaker 1: Since you know we'll be answering questions on AMP too,
Speaker 1: what is your question? Okay, let me explain it, and
Speaker 1: then I know my question.
Speaker 2: Okay, even though I know when I'm on the phone
Speaker 2: with her, I'm like totally chill. When I see her
Speaker 2: in person, I literally start thinking shit like okay, well,
Speaker 2: like if they broke up, like the baby could live
Speaker 2: in LA because that's a lot easier for them, Like
Speaker 2: she has family that lives in LA and I can
Speaker 2: take care of her. My mom is there now, Like
Speaker 2: my brain goes there. I think about how I'd be
Speaker 2: with this person, even though on a daily basis, I'm
Speaker 2: not like obsessing over that. Do you think it's unhealthy
Speaker 2: for me to keep a friendship with someone that I
Speaker 2: used to date that I think like that about.
Speaker 1: You being a friend, I think it's unhealthy but also
Speaker 1: unfair to her partner. So because you guys had that
Speaker 1: relationship ongoing, I know there's a friendship, but there's also
Speaker 1: a romantic element to that relationship. Not right now, no no,
Speaker 1: no, no oh, but there was, and you thinking about where
Speaker 1: her baby gonna live if and when they break up. Ever,
Speaker 1: it's like that's so that's the romanticizing of her that
Speaker 1: is still there. Even if you're not having sex, you
Speaker 1: could be romantic with someone, could be a romantic partner
Speaker 1: that with you that you don't have sex with currently,
Speaker 1: that's still a romantic partner. And that's what she is,
Speaker 1: even though you want to keep throwing this friend word around.
Speaker 1: That's a romantic partner that happens to also be your friend.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to get out of the brain
Speaker 2: of like taking care of her and doing things and
Speaker 2: like I just don't know.
Speaker 1: And so it's unhealthy and again unfair to her partner,
Speaker 1: her current partner. It's not like over here like I
Speaker 1: want and like this is the other weird thing. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna hold you if I was her partner, she
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to come around you. Okay, fair, But like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, I genuinely like I want her to
Speaker 1: have all the things she wants. I want to see
Speaker 1: her be happy, get married, Like, I really want her
Speaker 1: to be happy, But I want her to live with
Speaker 1: you and take care of baby. It's weird.
Speaker 2: I think I just fantasized about it when I'm around
Speaker 2: her because I'm like, wow, this was really good, and
Speaker 2: I don't do that a lot of access. I might
Speaker 2: have a moment where like I want that dick Agan,
Speaker 2: but like not like that. But I'm I'm really being serious.
Speaker 2: I don't want them to break up. I really want
Speaker 2: her happy. Like ending up with forever with the person
Speaker 2: you have kids with is a dream for some and like,
Speaker 2: I think that that'd be great to see. But yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe how do I snap out of it when I
Speaker 2: get a partner?
Speaker 1: No, because I still did it with old Bay. See,
Speaker 1: she just might be the one that got away that
Speaker 1: I'll always be like that about, right, Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: good way to look at it. Do you have one? Like?
Speaker 1: Hell now, I was just thinking all them, girmy and
Speaker 1: as we still talk to this day. Okay, he'll talk
Speaker 1: to this day. No, Oh, I don't think I would.
Speaker 1: I don't think, which is crazy. He still has no kids.
Speaker 1: I still think he's very, very attractive. It's weird because
Speaker 1: I wonder. No, he's very attractive listen with a big
Speaker 1: old dick, so to me. So, but I wonder now,
Speaker 1: because we were fucking when I was like nineteen to
Speaker 1: twenty two, how old was he? Oh, then he's ten
Speaker 1: or eleven years older than me. Okay, so he was
Speaker 1: in his thirties. I still don't. I'm sure it's still good.
Speaker 1: But he was amazing from my nineteen to twenty two.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I fuck him now, if it would
Speaker 1: even be good because I had so much more good dick,
Speaker 1: and I'm more kink bitch, bitch. I ain't. Brittany lied,
Speaker 1: and Brittany is lie. I want you to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that well, especially because I didn't even realize.
Speaker 1: In that interview with Shanna Sharp, she later talks about
Speaker 1: how she got a yease infection because she fucked three
Speaker 1: guys within twenty four hours. How you fucking three guys
Speaker 1: within twenty four hours and it stops?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you some miss I think, oh, well, no,
Speaker 2: you ain't sink you really really are amazing to be
Speaker 2: Brittany because I want Brittany on here bitch me too,
Speaker 2: But I would never ask her in the body count questions.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. But that don't have bring up the fact that, like, girl,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold y'all, do not hop on amp
Speaker 1: talking about Oh my god, I want to I'm trying
Speaker 1: to keep my body count low. So what do I do?
Speaker 1: Because bitch, I'm gonna actually tell you to go fuck
Speaker 1: your cousin or something, and I'm gonna say something trifling
Speaker 1: because stupid questions get scoop And as anyways, I want
Speaker 1: to do vanillaship before we get into these questions. And
Speaker 1: as y'all know, Halloween is the best time to explore
Speaker 1: your erotic alter ego in the bedroom. Which is also
Speaker 1: crazy because they mentioned me and girls in this article
Speaker 1: as kids. Of course we loved Halloween for you know,
Speaker 1: Jose real quick, do you remember your favorite childhood Halloween costume? Yes?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: Ballerina? I posted it the other day. Really okay, actually
Speaker 2: I could go for that again. But I was thinking
Speaker 2: about it and I was like, I feel like, how
Speaker 2: could I go ballerina.
Speaker 1: Hope it's already a leotard. I need more out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you're asking me out. We were really no money.
Speaker 1: My mama wasn't buying three cops asumes following, so we
Speaker 1: used to just make we used to make them up.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. And this is damn my white side.
Speaker 1: I just had a very long, straight brown like number
Speaker 1: four wig no I did. I was Shania Twain. I
Speaker 1: think being a celebrity or remaking like artists and music
Speaker 1: videos was the cheapest thing to do. So I just
Speaker 1: put on some like ripped jeans. I think I had
Speaker 1: like some cowgirl boots. One I was able to wear
Speaker 1: like a vest top. And I was I don't know it,
Speaker 1: no mode not now, I don't know about there we go.
Speaker 1: That's probably what's another one though, showing skirts. Okay, we
Speaker 1: really don't know shit. Wait wait, wait that time he
Speaker 1: started singing these gospel records, I'd be knowing a little bit,
Speaker 1: but I'll just be humming one of these fuckings, all right,
Speaker 1: one of these thiggas I was fucking with. He was like,
Speaker 1: I bet you'd be listening to white shit. I was like, like,
Speaker 1: who we like? Like SHANEA. Twain, not Shanna Twain. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Hold on any man of mine. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know none of the record, but my mama used
Speaker 1: to like some Shania Twain. Girl don't play, don't play,
Speaker 1: don't play. That's that's how Bobby got the Drake interf
Speaker 1: be taken down. Girl, don't play no goddamn music. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll sticking her listen. Yeah, I did want to ask
Speaker 1: you that, speaking of alter egos, I did want to
Speaker 1: know what kind of like, let's say, three costumes, do
Speaker 1: you think a woman could go into the bedroom on
Speaker 1: Halloween and really kink up?
Speaker 2: Okay, So y'all are gonna laugh at this, Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2: And it seems very basic. I feel like when you
Speaker 2: listen to a podcast and they give you advice and
Speaker 2: they say something, it just seems basic.
Speaker 1: But doing it is a whole nother thing.
Speaker 2: Nigga, That doctor nurse shit okay, is fucking so cliche
Speaker 2: that it's actually cute.
Speaker 1: Nah Yah, y'all, y'all gotta give that process.
Speaker 2: I hope he ain't mad that I told this, but
Speaker 2: I have a friend that went on a date and
Speaker 2: he told me that him and Jack played strip operation.
Speaker 1: What strip operation?
Speaker 2: Basically they're playing operation. If you hit something, you gotta
Speaker 2: take a piece of clothes off. Oh that's cute, and
Speaker 2: so it just made me think of that.
Speaker 1: But he was like, yo, He's like, I just had
Speaker 1: so much fun with her, Like we were just having
Speaker 1: mad fucking fun, and like, I feel like that could
Speaker 1: be really funny and cute, and like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Now, that's.
Speaker 2: Cute just playing games together and doing shit like that.
Speaker 2: But I feel like Nurse obviously made.
Speaker 1: Okay. I would say for people like wanting to and
Speaker 1: then have a I was literally gonna go there if
Speaker 1: you don't know how to introduce certain kinks or things
Speaker 1: to the bedroom, dressing up as a dom and making
Speaker 1: him dress up even in just like the garter or
Speaker 1: something like real dungeon, Like, I think that'll allow you
Speaker 1: to experience things just so much more kinky and fun
Speaker 1: because you'll get more into character. So getting latex gloves
Speaker 1: or getting like a super sexy leather outfit with garter
Speaker 1: belts and fishnets and all of those things. Dressing up
Speaker 1: like a real dom, I think that's a really good
Speaker 1: idea because the like the outfit that you could wear
Speaker 1: as a dom low key you could wear on a
Speaker 1: fucking date night and like literally take the bottoms off.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna show you this picture. I say, so
Speaker 2: last night I was wearing like a really big dress
Speaker 2: and it was kind of boxy, like you couldn't really
Speaker 2: see my body. So I sent him this photo of
Speaker 2: me and I was like, just so you know what
Speaker 2: I'm wearing underneath.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 2: So I'm wearing is my pussy out now. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys can see this, but anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: wearing lingerine with a garter belt and shit. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, just like knowing what's under So I
Speaker 2: think if you want to do some role play like that,
Speaker 2: maybe wear a low body suit and know that you
Speaker 2: know once it's once you're home, it's own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wearing slutty clothes to fuck out is act like
Speaker 1: super fun. I'm not mad at it. Have you ever
Speaker 1: done that?
Speaker 2: We're like a really nasty outfit because you knew like
Speaker 2: somebody's own. I mean, I wear whatever fuck I want
Speaker 2: when it's sluded, if it's slutty and it's none.
Speaker 1: If it's not, I have someone, but I don't want
Speaker 1: it like intentionally because I knew I was getting digged.
Speaker 1: Like if I wanted to dress like a slut that day,
Speaker 1: I just did.
Speaker 2: I had a story someone told me about some role
Speaker 2: play they acted out, and I saw that shit sounded
Speaker 2: mad hot. He said that this girl really wanted to
Speaker 2: be like a street walker, like wanted him to like
Speaker 2: pick her up and pay for pussy.
Speaker 1: So she dressed fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Said, I dropped her off on the corner and like
Speaker 2: drove around and picked her back up, and like she
Speaker 2: leaned around the fucking window and was like telling him
Speaker 2: how much money it was, blah blah blah. And yeah,
Speaker 2: He's like she sucked my dick in the car and
Speaker 2: like I've had her, but he was already like it
Speaker 2: was just wow, that's hot.
Speaker 1: No, I've actually had transactional sex for money, so I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean I have no but yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever wanted to be a street
Speaker 1: walker though, like them hills, bitch, when I have to
Speaker 1: walk three minutes the New York where heels, I'll be mad, witch.
Speaker 2: I know, lie, that'd be hot to get picked up
Speaker 2: on the side it around, Okay, Like listen, I've made
Speaker 2: money from sex, but.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this just triggered me. This conversation. Bitch. I
Speaker 1: went to a dinner with this model bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't know her, that's what I'm calling her, model
Speaker 2: bitch in La, and someone that was at our show
Speaker 2: was talking about where it was this show and I
Speaker 2: made a joke about She was like, Oh, how much
Speaker 2: do you sell the tickets for? And she was like,
Speaker 2: can you believe all these people are paying? I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: as someone that sold the pussy before, No, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: And so the girl's like, what do you mean? And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like I've are you living, La?
Speaker 2: And so she just like kind of did this space
Speaker 2: And I was like, didn't you just talk about an
Speaker 2: apartment that a guy got you? And she's like yeah,
Speaker 2: but like he didn't pay me for sex. I said,
Speaker 2: you literally said that he's so old that you don't
Speaker 2: want to go out with him in public. So what's
Speaker 2: he doing? Exactly, bitch?
Speaker 1: And that's the hierarchy host shit dog like and this
Speaker 1: whole dinner did She got mad cause I called her out.
Speaker 1: So then we go to the next spot. I was like, like,
Speaker 1: are you like you're feeling a way. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make you feel bad about what you did.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm telling you as someone that's been on
Speaker 1: the other end of the seat. I realized, like I was, Hella,
Speaker 1: judge you about like some shit when I've done it too.
Speaker 1: And she said to my face, manby no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I'm saying that what I've
Speaker 1: been doing with this man is not correlated in any
Speaker 1: way to selling my body. That's fine. It's called delululamb
Speaker 1: that's where most of these bitches live. Okay, girl, they're
Speaker 1: in Delulu. Well, let's go ahead and get to some homemail.
Speaker 1: Deplorable decisions, baby, and not the Donald Trump deplorable bitch.
Speaker 1: The decisions? What the only way he said? He called
Speaker 1: them deplorable? Oh is that what he did? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were taking a new meeting to that bitch.
Speaker 2: That's right, deplorable decisions.
Speaker 1: And what's gonna be funny about the name of this
Speaker 1: is there's gonna be so many moments where you and
Speaker 1: I are gonna be talking about it and we might
Speaker 1: be lit or something like welcome to Deplora heart. I
Speaker 1: don't know, bitch, where are give a deportation, bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what's the D word, dick hoe,
Speaker 1: dick in your mouth. But no, we're gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and answer some of these whole mail questions. And again
Speaker 1: we've been getting so many. I love that we're gonna
Speaker 1: be able to do this because it's been a while.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've gotten too many home mails recently.
Speaker 1: So I chose some short ones. This first one to
Speaker 1: love or to ho ooh cute now, baby, I I
Speaker 1: already know what the answer gonna be, but we'll see.
Speaker 1: We got an email Anna and a non ho here,
Speaker 1: so you already know what Mitch I'm not. I'm show.
Speaker 1: First off, hey, ladies, I love you guys. I listen
Speaker 1: to you guys all the time, and y'all are my
Speaker 1: spirit animals. Okay, So here's t I've been with my
Speaker 1: partner since I was seventeen, and i'll be thirty next year,
Speaker 1: twelve years later, in two kids, and I'm at a crossroads.
Speaker 1: On one hand, I love him and he's my best friend.
Speaker 1: A lot of my first I experienced with him, oral
Speaker 1: polly trips, et cetera. On another hand, I feel like
Speaker 1: i've been hide down for so long that I want
Speaker 1: to experience other men. Whenever I bring it up, a
Speaker 1: conversation happens, but it goes nowhere. I craved a single
Speaker 1: life and voice it often, but I just cannot let
Speaker 1: this relationship go. We've talked about marriage, was even engaged once,
Speaker 1: but it never but it never happened. Are my feelings
Speaker 1: valid for wanting to see what else is out there
Speaker 1: for me? Or do I just suck it up and
Speaker 1: continue being good married? As he calls it, go easy
Speaker 1: on me. I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my
Speaker 1: ish love You ladies signed to hoe or to love? What? Girl?
Speaker 1: You know what? I go ahead? You want me to
Speaker 1: go first, Okay, So I'm not gonna lie. Dating right
Speaker 1: now sucks. So if you have a man that you
Speaker 1: have been able to openly experience things, it's weird because
Speaker 1: you did mention that y'all were able to try poly relationships,
Speaker 1: So I would actually want you to revisit that because
Speaker 1: it sounds like maybe it was clearly one sided if
Speaker 1: you haven't been able to experience anything with any other men,
Speaker 1: or I don't know if poly relationships were limited to
Speaker 1: you only being with other women, But I would say
Speaker 1: want to do. I would say, you could do what
Speaker 1: it seems like most people do nowadays and take a break.
Speaker 1: Because I don't condone cheating, so I'm gonna say, maybe
Speaker 1: you can take a break to try to learn yourself
Speaker 1: and with you Well, no, well, just take a break,
Speaker 1: I would say, take a break. Clearly, maybe that's what
Speaker 1: this nigga he was cheating on me, but he also
Speaker 1: maybe went on all them thirteen breaks with me so
Speaker 1: he could go fuck some other bitches without feeling super guilty.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I would say take a break. Say, listen,
Speaker 1: we've been together for twelve years. I feel like we've
Speaker 1: you know, changed quite a bit in the last twelve years,
Speaker 1: and I kind of want to explore more into my thirties,
Speaker 1: Like let me explore the year of thirty by myself.
Speaker 1: Like that's that's what I would say. Like eight again,
Speaker 1: first one would be revisiting poly relationships and talking him
Speaker 1: through allowing you to see other men, or be going
Speaker 1: on a break that would and come back to the relationship.
Speaker 2: I have a little bit of an issue with men
Speaker 2: that put this title of polyamory on the way that
Speaker 2: they want to live their lives.
Speaker 1: Well polygamy is that way. No, no, no, polyamory a polyamory,
Speaker 1: yet you just said poly I don't know which which
Speaker 1: poly bitch, they're not in Utah, it's a polygamy. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. So basically, I really feel like the modern.
Speaker 2: Day man is just hearing about the way that people
Speaker 2: are able to have these flexible relationships and how open
Speaker 2: relationships are more acceptable. And they're really only more acceptable
Speaker 2: because dating is so bad nowadays because of all the
Speaker 2: instant gratification of being online, and so therefore bitches are
Speaker 2: taking whatever they can get, and it just so happens
Speaker 2: that men say polyamory to give a better title to
Speaker 2: them wanting to sleep with everyone. So I literally was thinking, though,
Speaker 2: for real, I think that men are just kind of
Speaker 2: using that as a way to make you feel a
Speaker 2: little bit better about the fact that they're gonna fuck
Speaker 2: other people, because for some reason, we think that if
Speaker 2: we have some kind of identification to our bullshit, like
Speaker 2: a true polyamorous person is a lot more communicative, selfless,
Speaker 2: like they're just when they're that yes, when they're honest.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: So basically, like what I'm thinking is, you have two options, right,
Speaker 2: You can either really do polyamory with someone that is
Speaker 2: polyamorous and feel it the whole way through. Because one
Speaker 2: nigga being polyamorous and doing whatever he want to do,
Speaker 2: but saying that you can only fuck women, you could
Speaker 2: only fuck people with a pussy, you could only do
Speaker 2: it when he's there.
Speaker 1: That isn't it?
Speaker 2: So No, The second option is you can choose to
Speaker 2: walk away if the things that you wanted to reallyationship
Speaker 2: are not happening with that person. That's so much harder, Yes,
Speaker 2: it is so much harder. But here's the thing we
Speaker 2: need to stop focusing on, I will. I want this person,
Speaker 2: so I will. Uh what's the word compromise? Compromise yep,
Speaker 2: when in reality we shouldn't be compromising the relationship that
Speaker 2: we want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, you know.
Speaker 2: So I go in there with someone that has the
Speaker 2: same dating goals as you that and even if the
Speaker 2: same well that's the thing being together with someone for
Speaker 2: twelve years.
Speaker 1: They probably did go in with the same dating goals
Speaker 1: twelve years ago, and now over time it's changed. Like
Speaker 1: that's the thing too. We have to know that people
Speaker 1: change in time. Twelve years is really tough. So to
Speaker 1: walk away from a relationship that probably did give you
Speaker 1: everything you wanted, but now your mind and growth is
Speaker 1: onely listening to horrible decisions makes you want to experience
Speaker 1: things differently or with other people. That's where you have
Speaker 1: to go into that conversation.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean, granted, what I was saying was
Speaker 2: definitely speaking to someone in a newer sense. But even
Speaker 2: now that you're saying again, I forgot it was twelve years.
Speaker 2: I don't want to twelve years. I feel like I
Speaker 2: might be with you the rest of my life. But honestly,
Speaker 2: if those things change, yeah, and we're our relationship goals
Speaker 2: are not looking the same for real, Like if the
Speaker 2: dating goals relationship goes like how could I see it?
Speaker 2: I have a friend, I mean we're not close close,
Speaker 2: but she's been with her partner for like ten years
Speaker 2: and she's like, Yo, we've been traveling a lot and
Speaker 2: he realized he wants to move to Lisbon. There's a
Speaker 2: big black X back community there. Whatever I just said
Speaker 2: big black anyway, So she said, yo.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to do.
Speaker 2: Its gonna hurt, but we got a break up and honestly,
Speaker 2: he's a musician, and she's like, I know how badly.
Speaker 2: He needs this for his life. He wants to explore.
Speaker 2: You know, he's an entrepreneur. He's kind of not retired,
Speaker 2: but like his business running himself. She was like, he
Speaker 2: wants to live that life. And she's like, we've been
Speaker 2: traveling for years and when they go, they go for
Speaker 2: months at a time. She was like, and now I
Speaker 2: see it, Like I imagine if old Bay told me
Speaker 2: I want to live in tou Loom forever, what the
Speaker 2: fuck would I've done?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: So she's like, you know, our life goals are just
Speaker 2: not in Aliven anymore. And after ten years, you kind of, hey.
Speaker 1: Listen, that's what happens if I go back ten years
Speaker 1: from like back at twenty two, my life was completely.
Speaker 2: Different and they're in their forties, so like, you're absolutely
Speaker 2: able to change. So, I mean, and it's not a
Speaker 2: bad thing ten years. If I had a great relationship
Speaker 2: for ten years, actually wouldn't be mad at that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been with a fuck nigga for three and a half.
Speaker 1: All right. So this next one comes from another lovely
Speaker 1: lady who says I don't want to be a cheater.
Speaker 1: This is clearly a pattern here. Hey, my name is
Speaker 1: Ashley bitch. I ainte telling people your name. I'm a
Speaker 1: twenty six year old female and I'm in my first relationship.
Speaker 1: We've been together for eight months. He is a gentleman, smart,
Speaker 1: respects me, and he's not like these other dudes that
Speaker 1: I've had situationships with who just wants to fuck. Here's
Speaker 1: my dilemma. During these eight months, we haven't had penetrative sex.
Speaker 1: We've literally done everything else. It's been a year and
Speaker 1: a half since the last time I've had sex in
Speaker 1: two years for him. Also, I have a high sex drive,
Speaker 1: and I would say I'm more advanced than he is.
Speaker 1: He says it's because he doesn't want to bus quick,
Speaker 1: it's not his main priority for our relationship, or he
Speaker 1: doesn't want a pregnancy scare. She said. We're a kind
Speaker 1: of damn Recently, a guy I went to high school
Speaker 1: with DMed me on Instagram trying to get at me.
Speaker 1: I told him I have a boyfriend. He respected that
Speaker 1: and we left it at that. I ended up messaging
Speaker 1: him back, however, and we talked about meeting up, going
Speaker 1: on a date and getting a room after. I want
Speaker 1: to so bad, but my boyfriend is not meeting my
Speaker 1: sexual desires. Slash needs like I feel he should. I
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck up a good thing? What do
Speaker 1: I do? I don't want to be a cheater. All
Speaker 1: they're cute. It's been a picture, a picture. Oh I
Speaker 1: fuck him? Oh sorry, Well he ain't fucking right now?
Speaker 1: So wait, why is he not fucking again? He's I
Speaker 1: assuming he's celibate because uh he she said that.
Speaker 2: He said that he has not had sex in two years.
Speaker 2: Why is this always happening to dudes that I want
Speaker 2: to fuck? Not try to say I want to fuck
Speaker 2: your man?
Speaker 1: I do, but but basically, like, seriously, this is some
Speaker 1: of these ship It's an epidemic. Don't do that while
Speaker 1: you're sitting next to a celibate queen. Bro, you're abstinate
Speaker 1: what it is? Celibacy? Like, No, that shit is real.
Speaker 1: It is real. Like if you had a hot guy
Speaker 1: right now that you were into that was treating you right,
Speaker 1: I'd say, he's hot, all my nigga's hot, bitch, fu
Speaker 1: out you Okay, that was treating you right, that was
Speaker 1: doing the things you wanted to do. He fucking Nope,
Speaker 1: now right now, not unless we're talking long. He said
Speaker 1: this whole thing in San Francisco and got hid. That's
Speaker 1: just head. I don't even like it. That's because he
Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I want penetration and I held out.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Wolf's head, we're not gonna do this.
Speaker 1: Head is not bro. It was just head dog if
Speaker 1: you okay, no, everybody vote because we're not doing this
Speaker 1: voting because guess what in this sense, I's a trip
Speaker 1: to the Lulu lamb bitch. It's my life, my reality,
Speaker 1: not yours. Fuck out of you. Shit. Okay, so what
Speaker 1: would you do to this person? I'm not gonna lie, ma'am.
Speaker 1: You already cheated when you replied back to the DM
Speaker 1: and set up a date, planning to get a room
Speaker 1: after and all that shit. Y'all you're already a cheating Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the time she hears the shoe I fucked him,
Speaker 1: you're already a cheater. Here's the thing, too, Right, if
Speaker 1: you want a sexual relationship within your relationship, which of
Speaker 1: course makes sense, you're with a person. Of course, this
Speaker 1: is the person you want to have sex with. I
Speaker 1: think what we kind of I just want to say
Speaker 1: the word discombobulate. That ain't the word, but what we uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know the word I'm trying to say, But
Speaker 1: there are times where you can really like hanging with someone.
Speaker 1: Everything that she said she liked about him sounded like
Speaker 1: he would make a really good friend. You like to
Speaker 1: hang out, He respects you, he's a good guy. It
Speaker 1: is okay to not be in a relationship with someone
Speaker 1: that treats you well. A lot of women mistake a
Speaker 1: man treating them well as oh my god, I want
Speaker 1: to be with him so bad, when really he's just
Speaker 1: a kind man that would probably make for a better
Speaker 1: friend than a romantic partner. And I feel here, if
Speaker 1: you're not having your sexual desires met, be a friend
Speaker 1: with this man, But maybe being in a relationship a
Speaker 1: romantic one, especially with no romance, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: But that's not true. My celibate guy was super romantic.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of intimacy, and you went to
Speaker 2: another nigga get you wasn't get in sex. That's true,
Speaker 2: but she wasn't my man.
Speaker 1: Secondly, or maybe it's third, I'm still hung over the
Speaker 1: heavy petting and I can't even believe I'm saying this,
Speaker 1: but like there was like a lot of ways where
Speaker 1: like he tried to honor his celibacy and like still
Speaker 1: make me feel you know you were coming in here
Speaker 1: screaming at the camera. They've been together eight months, y'all
Speaker 1: were talking for six months at two more months on
Speaker 1: does she have a sex podcast? No? Wow, my fucking
Speaker 1: I have to get up here and talk about dick
Speaker 1: that I'm not getting I had sex in five months? What?
Speaker 1: But I do the math. My math is different, but
Speaker 1: it feels it's a long time. I don't had four periods,
Speaker 1: so it's for months. That's how I'm counting. Even if
Speaker 1: one of them came like real quick, are you sure? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't tell you. Are you done? It's called Brittie runner math.
Speaker 1: Uh fuck out here.
Speaker 2: I really want to wonder when he asked her that,
Speaker 2: I feel like Brittany really just found a number in
Speaker 2: her like brain, it was like thirty five, Like how
Speaker 2: how is it possible? No, seriously, she said she got
Speaker 2: a use infection for fucking three people one day and
Speaker 2: then want us. That's what I'm saying, girl at the point,
Speaker 2: like you should have just been clining the question before
Speaker 2: going with thirty five.
Speaker 1: Now this one I want. Okay, we both pretty much
Speaker 1: bitch break up with him be bestius. Okay, y'all go
Speaker 1: get your nails done. He no, So what is what?
Speaker 1: She's unhappy about? The cheat on this? Tell them the
Speaker 1: truth be like yo, like, I'm sorry, I got the
Speaker 1: cheat on you. No, magga from high school. That's the truth. No,
Speaker 1: the truth is like, Yo, this isn't working for me anymore.
Speaker 2: And now at this point, my sexual needs are taking
Speaker 2: me to places where I feel like I'd be doing
Speaker 2: something wrong to you. So we've got to figure out
Speaker 2: a way where we can stick together and I can
Speaker 2: get my sexual needs met elsewhere or with you.
Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to push you. I'm just letting
Speaker 1: you know you can stay so a bit. I want cheat.
Speaker 1: Stop saying cheat. She said, I'm about to be a cheater.
Speaker 1: She she knows what it is, so she's only gonna
Speaker 1: be a cheater. She's a liar. Oh okay, yes, so
Speaker 1: tell him you want other dick immediately learn from Mandy's
Speaker 1: cancer patient. Wow, stop lying? Wow? Please please? All right?
Speaker 1: So this next one has to come from San Francisco
Speaker 1: because it's given Wow, what is going on? Hey? We
Speaker 1: see Hey Mandy. So I'm gonna try to make this
Speaker 1: as short as possible. What she did. Thank you. That's
Speaker 1: another thing. If you're calling the ant baby, we ain't.
Speaker 1: We ain't given you five minutes to break down your
Speaker 1: life story. Okay, short and sweet, deplorable. You know, So
Speaker 1: I met this guy when I wasn't looking. This man
Speaker 1: is amazing. He's everything I ever wanted in past relationships.
Speaker 1: He treats me, He treats me as such as well.
Speaker 1: This man keeps me smiling from ear to ear every
Speaker 1: single day. He takes out his busy schedule to see
Speaker 1: me every single day. And I'm in La La Land
Speaker 1: see you every day? That's every single day. Then here's
Speaker 1: scheduling that Listen, must be a holbosexual. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm in La La Land. He treats me really good.
Speaker 1: But we both agreed to just be friends. But it's
Speaker 1: so hard to remain that way for me because of
Speaker 1: how he treats me. What I tell you, he's God
Speaker 1: damn bitches just don't know how to keep a good
Speaker 1: man a friend anyways? Is he actually? Anyways? I told
Speaker 1: this man I love the way he sucks my bottom
Speaker 1: lip when we kiss and do every time and every
Speaker 1: time he sees me, he makes sure to suck my
Speaker 1: bottom lip whatever. He's showing interest in me. He cares
Speaker 1: about my well being. Make sure I'm doing okay throughout
Speaker 1: the day. All right, how can I keep this going
Speaker 1: without catching feelings? We've never had sex, but I used
Speaker 1: to have sex with his younger brother about nine years ago.
Speaker 1: Why does everybody this wise said he's got to be
Speaker 1: from San Francisco. Never knew they were brothers until I
Speaker 1: met him, until I met this amazing guy.
Speaker 2: For context, the San Francisco show, everybody's fucking someone's dad
Speaker 2: or son, her son or cousin.
Speaker 1: It was nuts. Okay, hold on now, so yeah, she
Speaker 1: fucks he's the younger brother. Nine years ago. They only
Speaker 1: went as far as making out and kissing, but he
Speaker 1: again treats her really well. Well, he's not her friend
Speaker 1: if they're making out so well, She's like, how do
Speaker 1: I keep this going where we're at? I guess because
Speaker 1: he already said he doesn't want a relationship. How do
Speaker 1: I keep this going and stay around him without catching feelings?
Speaker 1: You will? So there you go, puriod, just the truth, period, Like,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing, right, I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: a man that I would see every Alex. I guess
Speaker 1: I would say to me, became difficult, and now it's not.
Speaker 1: With Black Jesus, I literally would try to one time
Speaker 1: it was, and then he became no one time.
Speaker 2: Okay, so no, why it's So here's a long I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think of a man that I've spent every
Speaker 2: day with, or like a long period of time with.
Speaker 2: But Alex and I have never done anything, and our
Speaker 2: relationship is truly platonic and a really good friend a
Speaker 2: lot of platonic. However, that depth in the friendship also
Speaker 2: comes from and this is the thing I think when
Speaker 2: two people really are attracted to each other, if they've
Speaker 2: crossed the boundary, it's a little bit difficult to not
Speaker 2: get your hopes up for someone like that. So for example,
Speaker 2: uh BDD and I went on a date when we
Speaker 2: first met, and then we became friends.
Speaker 1: That whole time, even though we were just friends. I
Speaker 1: remembered that, and I remembered how good the friendship would feel,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, ooh, this would be a great
Speaker 1: relationship thing that could never happen with Alex because we
Speaker 1: never had a boundary crossed and I was able to
Speaker 1: be totally vulnerable with him. So that's because of that.
Speaker 1: So that's exactly why I brought up, Like Jesus, we
Speaker 1: did have sex once we both got back with our partners,
Speaker 1: and now we're just friends. But we've also been so
Speaker 1: much friends and hung out to where even though he's
Speaker 1: a dope ass nigga, even though he's cool as fuck,
Speaker 1: even though I enjoyed talking to him, I'm no longer
Speaker 1: in the place where I had these envisions of us
Speaker 1: being more just because he's such a great guy to
Speaker 1: hang out with, even though we have crossed And though no,
Speaker 1: he doesn't either.
Speaker 2: No, but she's saying, like, how does she keep from
Speaker 2: doing that? What I'm saying is like, because you crossed
Speaker 2: the boundary, and oh, okay. I brought up Alex to
Speaker 2: say hold on, there was a point with that he
Speaker 2: Alex shows up. How a friend is supposed to show up? Right, However,
Speaker 2: with I don't want to say his name, BDD, he
Speaker 2: was showing up how a friend was supposed to show up?
Speaker 2: But I know that I did something with him and
Speaker 2: had that romantic thing. Now I feel like he's showing
Speaker 2: up as a partner. My brain couldn't go to friends
Speaker 2: because I had that attraction with him. I felt that
Speaker 2: with him. For example, if I was crying and Alex
Speaker 2: came over, I would be like, damn, my whole boy
Speaker 2: came we watched TV.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: If I was crying and BDD came over or Black
Speaker 2: Jesus came over. Now that's what I'm saying. I'm you
Speaker 2: are Alex, But that's what I'm saying she's not. But
Speaker 2: but that's why I said my example was valid.
Speaker 1: A line was crossed with this person while we were
Speaker 1: getting to know each other hanging out. Still very attractive,
Speaker 1: but I have zero desire to be But there's still
Speaker 1: a boundary that you signed it. There was still a boundary.
Speaker 1: Some people need to have sex, but we're talking about
Speaker 1: across boundary. Mind you the sex was good.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean they need to have sex
Speaker 2: to Now there's this what's the word tension? She's like,
Speaker 2: it's there. You already did it. It crossed it off
Speaker 2: the list. So basically now they only kissed and they
Speaker 2: never fucked.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's only like three out of ten niggas got
Speaker 1: good dick anyway, so it probably any gonna be good.
Speaker 1: It's not worth it. Just heavy on mind. He got
Speaker 1: a little dick and that's why he don't want you
Speaker 1: to see it, because he probably wants you to be
Speaker 1: in fantasy that you like him and want to be
Speaker 1: with him, and this probably chokes his ego. Little do
Speaker 1: you know when you really like him? Like the dicks.
Speaker 1: I saw a friend's dick on accident.
Speaker 2: I was telling about it actually, and I was like, Bro,
Speaker 2: I wish I never saw that big ass dick because
Speaker 2: now I can't even look at him. Thing, Wow, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: I wish I never saw it. It was total accident.
Speaker 2: See that's another thing, Like why think about like, oho,
Speaker 2: it's weird. Maybe because I watched Dix a lot.
Speaker 1: Like me, knowing a guy has a big dick doesn't
Speaker 1: actually make me more attracted to him, Like I've never
Speaker 1: wanted to fuck Pete Davis. Oh good for you. Like
Speaker 1: just because I know a man has a big dick,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make me be like bro, a man that's
Speaker 1: attract If you don't think Pete David okay, no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, because he's not attracted if you knew someone that.
Speaker 1: But if I was just hanging out with my friends,
Speaker 1: but you said it was a friend, that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: then you were like, oh my god, I can't get
Speaker 1: it out that he got a big old dick. And
Speaker 1: now wow, I'm thinking about that. Go dick. If it's
Speaker 1: a man like, I'll be attracted. I told you, bitch,
Speaker 1: I be coming off niggas being fine. I'll be watching
Speaker 1: videos like damn this niga fine rubbing one out. I
Speaker 1: don't even come to like dick sizes. Yeah, but now
Speaker 1: it's not foreign Mandy. So if what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: you still got to look, let's just say it's someone
Speaker 1: you work with. Let's see you worked with, you got
Speaker 1: a big dick. One thing? Whoa No, See you're you're complaining.
Speaker 1: You said big dick. Now you're bringing up attractive bitch.
Speaker 1: I want to fuck attractive people. That's real. I'm saying
Speaker 1: that just because I find out that someone has a
Speaker 1: big dick, that doesn't make me curious for want to
Speaker 1: fuck them just because they have a big dick. Thank
Speaker 1: you you. On the other hand, my fuck pick Davidson
Speaker 1: because he got a big dick. I think he was
Speaker 1: saying the only reason I got is because he Davidson
Speaker 1: is fucking. So she's like, oh, he know, bad, bitch.
Speaker 1: I want to try to fuck bad bitches, because there's
Speaker 1: probably something else there second to that. Boss, that's what,
Speaker 1: that's what. Maybe it's fun. Yeah he's a comedian. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's funny. Makes you laugh. I see, I'm not
Speaker 1: fucking your guys. Who makes me laugh? For the big
Speaker 1: dick who's not attractive, he's like ugly hot, like he's
Speaker 1: not that like I like this dude. I've never explained that.
Speaker 1: He guy. I have had sex with his ugly heart. Ever,
Speaker 1: everyone is fun as fun. Have I ever sucked the
Speaker 1: ugly heart? I fucked niggas that fell off like they
Speaker 1: was good looking at one point the nigga I just
Speaker 1: showed you his Instagram. Oh boy baby, no oh fell off?
Speaker 1: I said, damn, honestly, many he gotta fall off. He
Speaker 1: gotta fall off my body count. Bro.
Speaker 2: I feel like if someone sent you a video of
Speaker 2: him panhandling, bro, I know I'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: he might.
Speaker 1: That's how he looks. He looked, y'all. He looked like
Speaker 1: he shake a cup with quarters. He was so fine back, Oh,
Speaker 1: he was so fine. Mandy didn't even want to show
Speaker 1: me his instaience. She's like, you're not gonna leave this
Speaker 1: him like and and yeah, wow, he needn't let them like. Guy.
Speaker 1: He kept the pictures on his page back from O
Speaker 1: nine because we I had to remember what looked like.
Speaker 1: We went all the way back to Oh no, she said, yep,
Speaker 1: this is what he looked like. Yeah, we go back
Speaker 1: up to twenty twenty three. Bitch, Wow, saw the dated
Speaker 1: niggas that fell off, But when I was fucking him,
Speaker 1: they look good. Yeah that's okay. I feel like the
Speaker 1: opposite happened to again.
Speaker 2: I feel like dudes love telling people they fucked me
Speaker 2: through my like I had a very funny looking stage.
Speaker 2: Like I think I was always cute because like, I
Speaker 2: started getting better looking as I got older, but really
Speaker 2: because I was getting money.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. Shout out to shout out
Speaker 1: to the big girls, cause baby, I don't get niggas
Speaker 1: on me no more. I'm about to start eating again. Bitch,
Speaker 1: got a gain some weight. I had all the niggas
Speaker 1: when I when I was a big bitch. Shout out. Listen, fellas,
Speaker 1: don't be admitted by's love that body. I still have body,
Speaker 1: but I'm also one fifty. I'm not two thirty anymore.
Speaker 1: And that two thirty was my problem. What side niggas
Speaker 1: where right now? Right now, I feel the most comfortable,
Speaker 1: the most happiness. No, no, you like this body the most? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when do you think two twenty plus? Really? Girl, that's
Speaker 1: when I was getting fluid out. Niggas was actually giving
Speaker 1: me money. Now, niggas, I ain't even gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what some of these niggas offering on my phone right now?
Speaker 1: It's like, is it because I can pay my own bills? Now?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I'm you know, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I got the most niggas and the most like I
Speaker 1: don't know, validation, loving niggas giving me stuff. When I
Speaker 1: was pouring bigger, not gonna lie. I'm not gonnay b
Speaker 1: They was coming to the Bronx, not gonna be down
Speaker 1: in my little basement apartment with bruepeates. Now, bitch can't
Speaker 1: come to my penthouse. It's crazy, poor crazy. It's crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: now that I haven't been line, my teeth have been
Speaker 1: going back. I don't know if y'all know this. Did
Speaker 1: you notice? No? Fuck you a but bitch hot, I
Speaker 1: look at these videos every day, so everyone's regular teeth
Speaker 1: that look weird to me? No, No, Nah, they look great.
Speaker 1: It's funny because like they don't look that different. But
Speaker 1: recently someone was like, I feel like you're like growing
Speaker 1: into your smile, and I'm like, oh, they're saying the same,
Speaker 1: they're just going back a little bit. No, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I just feel like when I was smaller,
Speaker 1: my my teeth looked bigger, like I've probably gained maybe
Speaker 1: twenty pounds since the start of our show. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you too. No, it's the braids, bro.
Speaker 1: When you used to do that little but you had
Speaker 1: that little tony hair, your head looked bigger, Like the
Speaker 1: braids have shaped your head differently. Like y'all go back
Speaker 1: and if y'all come to our tour, y'all will see
Speaker 1: our old ass videos. Bro, you used to wear them
Speaker 1: and the weed it just yeah, it was different, like
Speaker 1: this fits your head bone with the braids. No, that
Speaker 1: was my struggle. Time was so many time. But you
Speaker 1: know what that shit is like because you worked in
Speaker 1: the corporate office, Shedeed.
Speaker 2: I was really like, I have to wear like I
Speaker 2: have to do this, but my flat iron, Like I
Speaker 2: think I almost killed myself trying to fucking flatter myself.
Speaker 1: Way the way. I'm so glad I ain't got to
Speaker 1: deal with with hair tools anymore. Bitch the blow dry
Speaker 1: the flat on. My mama had a curling nine when
Speaker 1: we was in Greece, and that bitch it blew a
Speaker 1: fuse in one of the goddamn the first hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it was different, I said, Mama. So she just said,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go like it's just gonna go now, honey.
Speaker 1: You know jewels got three weeks for vacancy. Bro. Crazy.
Speaker 2: My mother came to the live show with a wig
Speaker 2: down to her ass. She goes, do you think it's
Speaker 2: too much?
Speaker 1: Yes? I think one of these live shows I want
Speaker 1: like a thirty inch wig because when I come, I
Speaker 1: already told you which one is about. I told you
Speaker 1: what I want to do in New York. Girl, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna learn a routine. Bro, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to dance. What the fuck is your problem? Why do
Speaker 1: you think just work? Anyways? Guys, again, we on Patreon,
Speaker 1: so make sure you go on over to patreon dot
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Speaker 1: every week and if you guys want to be caught
Speaker 1: up more like, right now, I'm celibate as we record
Speaker 1: this episode, but will I be when this episode really airs?
Speaker 1: Really find out on Patreon. But we're a little bit
Speaker 1: more up to date. But also I am getting a
Speaker 1: little antsy, like I did text twenty four to seven,
Speaker 1: like hi, hope you're well, and you tell him not
Speaker 1: to hit you up anyone? Yeah, I did, and then
Speaker 1: oh he was mad NIGGI. He had an attitude said yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm back, Nikka, We're together forever. Okay, sorry, no I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not because it was bad because he was really
Speaker 1: trying to be like real nasty to me. So then
Speaker 1: I hit him up the next day, how's your day doing?
Speaker 1: And he responded, So he's in there, bitch, he's in there.
Speaker 1: He's responding, So I think we're good and official and
Speaker 1: be like, sorry, oops, now I told you we already
Speaker 1: do that. I just be like, let me drain them balls. Okay,
Speaker 1: they could be stuff like that anyways. Again. Patreon dot
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