WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Whole Thing Down the Shidder" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.480 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:30.680 with Ben Mallard starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:35.720 In the a everywhere you are locked into the Fifth 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:40.880 Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio hanging out 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:47.840 at the audio Doe Joe, as we have become yokozunas 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:51.680 of the podcast game, which, as you know, Danny, I 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.000 learned this from Victor Brick, the highest honor in the 0:00:54.040 --> 0:01:01.000 samurai world, the yokozuna. So very very exciting. And here 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:04.160 we are, and it is Sunday. It's an NFL Sunday 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:07.920 Week four. I have lost the last two weeks to 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:14.240 a damn penny tremendously embarrassing to me, Danny. The immense 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:19.000 pressure of television is destroying my reputation as a game. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.120 I had the greatest year I've ever had last year. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.360 I'm off to the worst start i've ever had. This 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.080 year just a nightmare. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.839 It's easy to attribute that to me being the penny 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:34.800 last season and now suddenly you are up against you 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:35.520 know who. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.360 Am I on? Yeah? 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:42.119 Looney Tunes? Yeah, he cursed you, he cursed you. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:43.360 Yes he did. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:44.199 Yeah. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:45.880 And by the way, the show's going to air a 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.640 few more times this morning if you're listening very early 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.520 in the morning before the NFL games kickoff at one 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.760 o'clock Eastern. In fact, we have a slot. I think 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:58.600 we're on again today. I'll have to check SNY in 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.560 New York City. We have the eleven thirty am timeslot 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.480 on s n Y. We've been on there the last 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.880 three weeks. We've been on there eleven thirty on Sunday. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:13.120 And so if you're in New York and you have SNY, 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:18.400 check that out. Danny, this is Sunday, and so you 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:19.280 know what that means. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:29.720 Mail mother sucker, it's in this mail bag. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:41.640 Thank you, ohioal as you grace us with your brilliance 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:45.080 yet again. So here in the mail bag. First up, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.800 we have Mike from Fullerton who writes and he says, 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.639 top of the morning, till you've been And Danny g 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:57.440 was last Friday's foot Fungus Mala monologue a one off 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:01.120 or will toe Talk be a perma feature on the 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:06.960 fifth Hour? Moving forward, It's funny because we did a 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.239 newbie night this week on the Overnight show, Danny, and 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.560 this guy called up from Maryland, this old guy, and 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.400 he's like, you know, I really liked your show. You know, 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.240 you're one of the great sportscasters. He compared me to 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:21.080 Harry Carey and some other people. But there's always that butt, 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.560 you know. Then he he said, you have this weird 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.520 thing where you like talking about bodily functions and you 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.040 bring up the toes, and you bring up the farting 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.640 and all that stuff and the vomit comet. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.960 Yeah, so he's not wrong. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.840 He got upset with me. But Mike, I'm not anti toe. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.880 I have all my toes, and I have disgusting toes. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.280 I have the most disgusting toes in radio. So at 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:50.400 any time, if Atonio falls off or toe turns black, 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.040 I will share with you all the gunk underneath my toenail. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.000 I did not, at least I didn't send out a 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.840 photo of what was underneath my toenail. I could have 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:04.040 done that, which would give someone a reason to puke. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:05.960 But I didn't do that, Danny. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.600 I didn't do that. And this past Thursday night, you 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.160 would have loved Bachelor and Paradise. One of the women 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.800 who debuted on the new season on the beach there, 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.320 asked the first guy that she made out with if 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:24.360 he would suck her toes, and he examined them. He said, yeah, 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.960 if you get that sand off of them. So she 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.160 proceeded to go over to the ocean, get her feet 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:31.840 in the water, and then come back. And she's like, 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:36.160 all right, I'm ready now. Em I couldn't help but 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:36.760 think of you. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:41.000 Yeah, well again I am. I don't have a foot fetch. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.920 People think I'm like Rex Ryan over here. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:43.400 I don't. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.400 I am not a toe sucker. I just think it's 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.800 funny how upset Eddie gets when I mentioned that he 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.560 gets the heat and GBI's when I bring that up, 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:55.239 and so I think it's got funny. Mike also says, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.440 did you did you hear some show called Covino and 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:02.840 Mitch I had a big anniversary party this week that 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.720 got me thinking, does the Ben Malor shows anniversary get celebrated? 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.840 Says if Casino and Rich get to have a party 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:18.040 in cake, then you deserve one two. Very funny. I 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.400 see what you did there. No, I don't even know 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:26.480 when the anniversary of the show isn't. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.760 I don't remember that job by your producers. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.040 I don't know what you're talking about, Danny. I have 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:33.159 no idea. You know, my producers would stay all night 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:37.640 and and work overtime and go the extra mile to 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:39.120 to produce imaging. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.760 Now are you telling me even if that entire night 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.760 was unpaid, they would still do it. 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:47.039 Of course, the dedication to the show, the commitment for 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.600 excellence and audio. I think the last time we had 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.080 new imaging you were working on the show. I think. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.880 Not that I'm complaining, mind you, I'm not complaining. I 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.480 love the old imaging. I love it. It's so good 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.560 we keep it. It's like an old car in Cuba. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.480 You know how they drive around those old cars from 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.760 the nineteen sixties and fifties in Cuba. It's kind of like, 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:09.920 should we just used the same you know, the same images, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:11.320 same opens, the whole thing. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:14.560 But you didn't even get the s on what is it? 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:15.400 Lame joke? 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.680 Yeah? No, we couldn't afford the s which we contacted 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.160 Pat Sajack, And they said, no, you can't. You can't 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.120 buy an as you can't do it. 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.000 So I thought by now you'd at least have the 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:25.919 s Yeah. 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:30.760 Next up on the mailbag, Ja from the Motor City, Detroit. 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:32.479 We don't get a lot of people from Detroit that 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.200 send them send us messages, Jay says, Ben liked the show. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:40.480 Enjoy the podcast. Have you considered he oh, this is good, Danny, 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.839 you'll get a kick out of this. Have you considered 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:48.240 a Malord inspired restaurant like your colleague Colin Cowhard has. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.440 What would be on the menu? Yeah? Sure, well I'll 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:56.359 just start a restaurant, Yes, yeah, yeah, what the. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.120 That would be great? Though? The menu could be filled 0:06:59.160 --> 0:06:59.920 with hot. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.080 Takee ah, there you go. No, I'll tell you listen, 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.680 I could make them. If stuff I make, it would 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.359 be a pretty good restaurant. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.720 And then lukewarm gambling picks. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.960 Hey, how dare you we could have the petty special? 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.840 Right penny for your thoughts? You know that I would 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.040 have here's my menu, Ja, And and didn't Coward partner 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.400 with some big restaurant company? So yeah, if somebody wants 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:29.720 to partner with me, the Malard the malard menu would 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:35.160 have chicken fingers, pizza, cheese, steak and what else do 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:42.680 I make? Famidas fried fried chicken sandwiches. Yeah, fry cookies, oatmeal, 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:48.200 chocolate chip, sugar cookies with frosting, teraoki, chicken and rice. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.160 And that's it. Not a damn thing more than that. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:54.680 That's all I know how to make. Oh, pasta, I 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.960 don't really do a lot of pasta. I don't do pasta, so. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.320 You would need one pasta dish. That way you could 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:03.520 stay in business because you could charge twenty two dollars 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.240 for your pasta plate and it costs you like twenty 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.120 two cents. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:11.680 Yeah, that's the Yeah, I'd like the feticini alfredo and 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:15.160 uh yeah, that'll cost you thirty six dollars. Okay, So 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:19.560 that is a few noodles and some sauce, some white sauce, 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:23.360 and that's okay. Yeah, Jay, I liked it. You think 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:26.520 I'm bigger than I am. God bless you. But yeah, 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.960 I don't think we'll have any worry about a mal 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.120 or theme restaurant. But if somebody would like to start 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.720 a restaurant, Danny, you want to partner with me on 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.120 the restaurant, we could do a theme restaurant together. I 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.000 think you'd be in on that. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.840 Yes, yeah, No, I don't think the restaurant business is 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:41.040 something you want to go into. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.400 Well, not if it's not my If it's not my money, 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:44.960 I'd be okay if somebody wants. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.680 To, you know, put oh you would just make money 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.920 off your name. Yeah, but then what if the whole 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.439 thing goes down the shitter your name is on it. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.120 Well, I'd have to have my lawyer look over there. Yeah, 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.280 he'll Billy Mike. Right, So from din Witty Virginia. About that, 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.560 he says, Ben and Danny g a shout out to 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.720 John from Pendleton, South Carolina, because that's my hometown. Pendleton 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:13.120 was a great little place to grow up. He says, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:17.760 he can spit from there and hit Clemson, so it's 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:20.000 a great place to be during football season. Two. Just 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:24.400 cool hearing from someone in my old snopping grounds. Yeah, 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:28.160 he'll Billy Mike. You know who the heck knows who's listening. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:31.240 People listening all over the place anyway, he says, sometimes 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:34.560 your interactions with certain callers will have me rolling. One 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:37.200 of my favorites back in the day was Radio Rich 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.320 because of you cutting his stories off in the middle 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:43.680 right after asking him something. I knew it was coming, 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.400 and it would still kill me. I really missed those calls. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.120 What got you started with? Cutting him off all the 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:53.040 time and knowing that he was never ever going to 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.320 be able to finish a story? Why do you think 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:59.200 he kept calling back? Has me laughing just thinking about it, 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.719 Billy Mike. Yeah, those are some great stories with Radio Rich. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.440 I actually missed Radio Rich from Wheeling, West Virginia. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:06.520 I do too. 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.439 He was quite the character. And so a couple thoughts 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:14.440 on that hill, Billy Mike. First of all, we started 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:18.199 doing that because Rich would just thrown on and on 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:21.960 and on and on, and most of the stories were 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.720 filled with non sequiturs. They just didn't make any sense. 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:27.880 And so it's like, what are we doing here? If 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:29.800 you're gonna tell a story, you gotta have a beginning, 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:31.800 of middle, and end. You gotta you know, the typical 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.640 story writing. When you tell the story, it's the same 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.640 way you gotta tell the story. You got to build 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.040 build up tensions, and he did none of that. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:43.400 And I remember potting him down slowly on the control board. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:48.520 Oh yeah, yeah, times, Yeah, it was it was very interesting. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:52.040 With him, and the reason he kept doing it is 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.920 because he loved calling the show. He's addicted the calling radio. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.160 That was his thing, he had done his entire life. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:00.600 He's like a cowboy John Brad kind of guy. They 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.440 love Dick and Dayton. They love the radio and they've 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.760 always called since they were kids, and that's their thing 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:10.079 and that's what they do. And so the one story though, 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.520 the funniest thing, and the one time we did let 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.520 him talk, I think you were with me. He told 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:18.640 the story about a hooker. Yeah, yeah, that was wild man. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.240 We were like all the every other story stinks. Now 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:25.960 he's telling stories about, you know, prostitutes and going to 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:30.600 Poundtown with prostetism, Like, oh my god. Anyway, So thank 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.680 you hill Billy, Mike, Kevin and Kansas right saying he 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:38.679 is next on the mail bag, says dear Ben and 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.560 Danny G. I once drove with a driver's license that 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.800 was nearly a year outdated. Now I look at the 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.880 date nearly every month just to be sure I never 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.040 do that again. Have either of you ever driven with 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:56.600 an expired license or tags, or maybe tried to use 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.600 an expired credit card? Is it old a or just 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:07.400 a forgetful brain, so I trying to remember I have 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:11.760 not the license tag thing has happened, but that's more 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:15.120 just out of laziness, where I've actually had the new 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:19.280 tags and just left them on the counter or in 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:21.720 the kitchen and forgotten to put them. I've forgotten to 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.120 put them on the car. And then you're like, wait 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:30.120 a minute, it's July and I need to put these 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.440 on the car, and I, you know, I haven't done it. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.360 And so then you're worried about getting pulled over. The 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.960 driver's license thing that usually I'm on the email thing. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.920 So they they really love their money, Danny. They love 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.520 that registration money for the driver's license, so they make 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:47.000 sure to they make sure to send you messages so 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.120 you get your driver's license. What about you, Any of 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.880 those things happened to you? 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:54.080 No, And you and I we have to take flights 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.679 from time to time for work, so our driver's licenses 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.760 can't be expired or we'd be screwed. Food. As far 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.240 as the car thing, yeah, I remember I had an 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.520 Audie back in the day, and for whatever reason, I 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.360 think it was because of how pricey it was, I 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.280 had to wait to get the stickers to pay for them. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.800 The day that I finally paid for them, Ben, I 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:21.120 took a screenshot of the you know, my computer screen 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:25.000 showing that I paid for it. Yeah, And thank god 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:27.840 I did that, because that same day I got pulled 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.839 over and I whipped my phone out and showed them 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.920 the picture of my computer screen showing that I paid 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.480 for it that day. And he said, whoo, you were 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.040 cutting it close and I said, yep, and you're not 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:41.720 giving me a ticket, mother sucker. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.200 I you know now that this kind of kind of 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:52.120 messed with my head. I remember I was driving in Hollywood. 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:53.400 What's this? 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.120 What's the movie TV studio right near where Katla is 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.880 off of I think off of Sunset. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.920 Oh is that the WB I forget? 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.880 Yeah, maybe I was driving on one of the side 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.960 streets where the audience would hang out to go into 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:12.480 those cheesy daytime court TV shows that they film over there, 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.199 and I got I got pulled over and it was 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:20.040 a fixed ticket, but it involved I think I think 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.240 that might have I might have actually did get dinged 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.680 for the license plate thing. I got a a citation 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.640 that I didn't have the right sticker on the on 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.960 the car, and I think I think that was. Boy, 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.600 that must have been back in the nineties. 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.080 You ever parked your car at an airport and when 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.320 you got back, you you go to your car and 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.880 there's a ticket on your window. That happened to me. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.920 It's happened to some friends too, because they actually go 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:48.400 around and look at every inspect every car to try 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.640 to get some more money. And the ticket was for 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:55.200 not having a front license plate. Oh you know you 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:56.520 know what, mother. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:00.280 Oh, I think that's actually what the ticket was for. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.120 I did not have a license plate, and I think that. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.200 Oh, they love to give that ticket in California. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.720 I don't even know where that went the front license 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.120 plate at the time. Yeah, that must have been it. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.560 There's certain cars that don't even have the screws in 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:15.120 the front. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.320 Yeah. The funniest have you seen this? Like where we 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.360 do the show from there's like these super uber rich 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.240 people in bel Air and whatnot. They drive down the 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.960 hill and they've got these exotic European cars, you know 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:31.800 that European license plate which is like long elongated and thin. Yeah, 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.640 and they have to put the It looks horrible because 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.320 they've got like a four hundred thousand, five hundred thousand 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:41.600 dollars car and they have this beautiful European plate and 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.720 then they have to slap over at the California plate 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:49.200 on top of it. It looks so bad, right, it's 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:50.560 so man. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.160 Yeah, it's like putting an ugly bumper sticker on a Ferrari. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.400 Yeah, exactly, exactly. All right, Well, thank you for that, Kevin, 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.480 and I hope your retirement is going well from from 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:05.440 teaching and you're enjoying your free time. Iowa, this one's 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.240 from Big Lou, he says, i Big Lou, he's on 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:12.120 number two, he says, Iowa, Sam is gun shy on 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:16.960 playing the racist drop. Can you please play it once 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:21.120 or five times in a row? Right now? That is 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:24.440 from Big Lou, he says, a request from the multiple 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:29.000 time Fat sALS benefactor. And Big Lou has actually gone 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:33.440 and watched Eddie Garcia play hockey. Yeah he has. He 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.440 has done that, all right. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.800 And he stood out because it was a black guy 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.400 in a hockey game out there. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.000 You racist out there? 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.840 You well, he said, Fat sALS, that's racist. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:49.920 Racist. Well, Big Lou stands out because he is a 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:52.040 very tall human being. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.400 Big Lou, why you have to point out that he's 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.520 really tall racist. 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:02.160 I know, I know everything, everything outrageous and racist. 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:03.440 You know what I'm doing. I'm trying to get up 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.040 to five of the drops for him here. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.400 I know, I know, I know, all right, Well, Big 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.960 lou we love you. And last time I saw Big 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:14.200 Louis came by the studio when we had Jay Scoop 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.119 from He was he was visiting us before he went 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:19.480 to the Ukraine. And he's there, right. He actually got 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:24.320 injured in the in the Ukraine. I I don't know 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:26.400 if I don't think I told that story this week, 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.480 and I don't know if I think he doesn't mind 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:29.879 he sent sent it to me. I don't think he 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.760 told me not to tell the story. But Jay Scoop 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.479 is in the Ukraine helping out the military effort there. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:39.840 He's giving he's working kind of as a medic. Even 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.440 I don't he's not doing medicine. He's like he's helping 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:45.880 out the medics on the front line. Can you imagine 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.960 some of the stuff that he's seen, you know, with 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.080 Russia in the Ukraine and all that. But he did 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:55.760 send me a message. I'll there was a couple of 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:58.200 videos here he was explaining he was injured. He sent 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:02.800 he's gonna be okay. But he shared a couple of 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.000 a couple of videos from the Ukraine. But anyway, you 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.719 probably know that Big Lou because you were you were 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:14.159 corresponding with him like I'm occasionally corresponding with our fine 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:21.200 talented Jayscoop. And he says, oh, he sent some food 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:26.560 porn from the Ukraine. And he also says, let's see 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:32.000 here a floor beneath him, collapsed guy holding a safety line. 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:35.159 Another guy higher up refused to let go of the rope. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:40.159 The worst was whacking my wrist on a cinder block 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.680 at the end of the fall. Luckily, X rays were negative, 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:48.320 and apparently he's getting some good massages, says x rays 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.680 in the Ukraine and the doctor visit combined US dollars 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:56.600 fifty seven dollars US dollars. He said, for all that. 0:18:57.280 --> 0:18:59.919 Whoa, I'm going over there for my facelift. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:05.399 Yeah, and he sent me the food. I gotta tell you, 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:07.000 though the food doesn't look good to me. I'm not 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:11.119 gonna I'm not gonna lie a Greek salad, not a 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:16.720 fan racist. The potatoes I would eat, you know, chicken 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.480 keba okay, I could eat the kebab in the onion. Okay, 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:23.760 so it's in retrospect, Daddy. On hindsight, it's not too 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:26.679 bad initial photo of the see I'm looking at the 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:28.359 Greek salad here. That doesn't look good to me. 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:30.960 Your initial response sounded kind of racist. 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:37.520 Racist anyway, Thank you, Big Lou. You're on number two. 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:42.119 Fred from Spring Texas. Right sin He says, what did 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:44.240 you say here? He says, have either of you received 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:47.360 a piece of advice or guidance from a parent, relative, 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.680 or friend or co worker that you have found especially 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:54.480 helpful in life? It says, thanks for the great show. 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:58.480 It's one of the highlights of my weekend. Well, thank you, Fred, 0:19:58.520 --> 0:20:03.480 and you have been a loyal email content contribute. You 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:07.800 can tell your friends Fred, you are a content creator 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:12.000 because you're helping fill the content machine here on the 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:18.639 mail Bag podcast. So great advice I've gotten, well the 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:21.919 obvious basic stuff. Treat people how you would like to 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:24.520 be treated. Right, That's the big one that you learn 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:26.919 when you're younger from I think most parents teach you 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:31.720 that I got some great wisdom from my mom and 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:34.639 dad and little things. I mean that aren't we a 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:36.840 product of how we were raised? 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:37.080 Right? 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:43.159 Or your uncles and aunts, grandparents, whoever, whoever raised you. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:44.760 You learn a lot of that stuff. I feel like 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:49.680 you learned by osmosis, not necessarily a come to Jesus 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:52.480 conversation where they teach everything. You just kind of learned 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:56.240 by a small statements and things that you pick up 0:20:56.840 --> 0:21:00.119 along the way. And you kind of end up end 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:02.359 up turning into your parents most of the time, don't you. 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:04.160 Danny's That usually how it goes, even though you're I'm 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:05.920 never going to be like my parents, and you kind 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:07.200 of end up turning into them. 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:13.119 So sometimes hopefully the more positive things that were going 0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:15.879 on with your parents, because you don't want to copy 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:17.320 any of their negative traits. 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:20.240 Yeah, you'll, I got better versions, right. 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.680 Yeah, there you go, better version of your parents hopefully. 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:24.560 Yeah. 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:28.400 Yeah. I think back to the vice president of KCAQ 0:21:29.280 --> 0:21:31.840 and I was in my early twenties, and he told 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:35.240 me do not get any of the radio groupies pregnant, 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:38.960 and that was good advice. See he was kind of kidding, 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:42.520 but it also made me like think, oh crap, Like, yeah, 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:45.639 I can't have kids right now, and so I'm happy 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:50.480 I waited until my forties to have a kid. When 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:54.320 it comes to career stuff, the great LeVar Arrington told 0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:57.240 me after it didn't work out in Morning Drive for 0:21:57.400 --> 0:22:02.640 me with Jonas and and Brady Quinn. I was on 0:22:02.680 --> 0:22:05.880 the outside looking in for a moment, and I thought 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:08.800 I wasn't gonna work at the network any longer. And 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:12.600 I told our bosses the word no, which they don't 0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:16.480