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Speaker 1: It gives me pause, but I want to pet those dogs.

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Speaker 1: On this brand spanking new of the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Guys, goals, non binary pals. Welcome to the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I am Kurt brownoler Over. There is the man who

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Speaker 2: will be getting one one hundred dogs in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you for listening to the silliest little

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Speaker 1: This also makes me realize that I could rip a

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Speaker 2: This little it's a it's a it's not a big dog.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure my anarchist friends are already making this video

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Speaker 2: That, we really do. I would love that there is

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Speaker 1: Just Warnie. Seventies and eighties comedy, it's the probably best

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Speaker 1: this Kate Donald sent this in. Thank Kate. Paul Bosco

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Speaker 1: This was Channel six wb RC dot com, written by

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Speaker 1: that swing in WBrC staff Best in the Biz. Man

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Speaker 1: strips jumps into fish tank at bass Pro Shops in Alabama.

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Speaker 1: Who fantastic, fantastic This was in Leeds, Alabama. For Banannimals

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Speaker 1: around the World or International Bananamals, their Alabama is one

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Speaker 1: Golf Shores is a very nice beach. But basically it's

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Speaker 1: Catfish the catfish, ooh, you get some fried catfish. This

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Speaker 1: The incident happened Thursday night when the suspect struck a

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Speaker 1: When I first read this in my college prank classic stuff,

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Speaker 2: I'm just taking a bath with the mass.

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Speaker 3: It's very it's a very natural thing. He's returned to

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Speaker 1: So every time I've been in one of these places,

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Speaker 1: half his body stuck in a vase and then he

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00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: got pulled out and his pants came off. He was indignant.

439
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: That guy was like, you're like, you got stuck in here, bud.

440
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: It was I just saw a video on Instagram guy

441
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: at a wedding who got into a vase and then

442
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 2: got stuck, and he was also very indignant. He was

443
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: like wasted and just being like, look, yeah, I can't.

444
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: He's like very mad at people like I can't stand up.

445
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 2: He's like, you're gonna have to get a hammer, like

446
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 2: so snotty about it, and then they just had to

447
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 2: hammer the vase apart.

448
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: I feel like it's a challenge to a dude's masculinity

449
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 3: to get taken down by something so feminine. Yes, so

450
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 3: immediately they're indignant about this, How dare I get trapped

451
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 3: in this?

452
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: Yes? This woman whole yeah, also is like I would

453
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: have just started calling at oz, Vaz and vase. It's like,

454
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: as America, we just need to figure out. I was

455
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: working on a show once and we were in a big,

456
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: dumb mansion. We were gonna shoot at this location and

457
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: half the crew was calling at a foyer and half

458
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: was calling at a foyer, and final the director, this

459
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: guy Kyle, was like, all right, everybody stop right now.

460
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: Are we calling this location the foyer or the foyer?

461
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: And we all did a raise of hands and we

462
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: ended up on foyer and we're like, okay, now, no

463
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: more foyer, it's foyer. I feel like we need to

464
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: do that with vase evase.

465
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's I think that's that happened with that article.

466
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 3: Is that like one of the articles was calling it

467
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 3: a vase and the other one was calling it like

468
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 3: it was clearly a large planter that was a vase,

469
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 3: but they called it an urn.

470
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: A plant urn.

471
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. It's like trying to masculine it up,

472
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 3: but then it just sounds like you got in you

473
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 3: just fucked up a funeral.

474
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: Yes, very impressive in its own way. Here we go.

475
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: The forty two year old man then stood under the

476
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: waterfall briefly leaving the tank to break the police, who

477
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: had been called to the scene before he returned to

478
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: the water. The man then eventually climbed over the side

479
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: of the aquarium, fell into the floor, and gave police

480
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: a chance to nab him. The man was reportedly in

481
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: the water for over five minutes before police arrived. That's

482
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: a good swim.

483
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 2: That's a good swim. Five minutes.

484
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, five minutes and he's just holding on to

485
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: the front. His legs are out. He is, you know,

486
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: naked as the day he was born. Police. He was

487
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: taken into custody by Leeds Police and transported to an

488
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: area hospital. While in the police car, he also damaged

489
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: the back door of the vehicle. Yes, he is facing

490
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: the following charges. I mean, good for best in the

491
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: biz Channel six w b RC dot com for just

492
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 1: listing with bullet points the charges this gentleman is facing.

493
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: Public livedness, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, two counts of criminal

494
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: mischief one two counts of reckless endangerment. Uh he's uh,

495
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 1: they got him great, But he lived the dream I was.

496
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: I was wondering if there was gonna be any account

497
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: of like abuse of an animal because there are living

498
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: animals in there. But I guess he did not do

499
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 2: He did not harass any bass.

500
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 3: But like, what what constitutes public lewdness in a state

501
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 3: like Alabama? It seems like it would just be any

502
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 3: suck that's blowed the knee.

503
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he was if he had been wearing a

504
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: crimson tied hat in that pool, they would have been like,

505
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's honestly kick ass dude.

506
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: That's honestly awesome. Hesed about that. If he did.

507
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 3: Come out of there with a holding like a guard,

508
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: they would have just been like, you know what, charges drop,

509
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 3: charges drop?

510
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 2: If he was just going noodling and it just came

511
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 2: out with just a fish on his arm, like with

512
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 2: his hand down its throat.

513
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. I like the idea of like a

514
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: Southern castle Benita, where you have a guy jump nude

515
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 3: into a bass pro fishing shop display. I mean I

516
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 3: like it. I like it.

517
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea, especially if you could

518
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: shoot like non lethals at the guy in there, so

519
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: you just dive and then everybody's firing away somebody. That

520
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: would be really fun.

521
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a little hidden cave with like a

522
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 3: moonshine dispilary, you know, like all the Casa Bonita stuff,

523
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 3: but updated for like Alabama.

524
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: It's shocking there hasn't been a branded content horror movie

525
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: of zombies in a bass Pro outfitters or Capello's. Like,

526
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: it's shocking that that doesn't exist.

527
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: There was a large section in Stubor.

528
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: I saw Stubor with you.

529
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 2: Yes, Stuber has like a big section in a bass

530
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,959
Speaker 2: Pro shop, or at least they did in the script.

531
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it did make it into the movie.

532
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: I think so. I think it did. I went down

533
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: to Mississippi, which for our International Animals touches Alabama. I

534
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: was in Purvios, Mississippi. I was dating a woman there

535
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: about fifteen or so years ago. Was my first time visiting,

536
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: and her sister's her older sister's husband was a bit

537
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: of a good old boy redneck, and I could tell

538
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: he was sizing me up to see who this, you know,

539
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: this yankee from Brooklyn. What he was up to. I

540
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: could feel it the whole day, but they invited me.

541
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: It was really hot to go swimming. There was a

542
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 1: zipline over the Black Creek which is nearby, and so

543
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: when we get there, it's this actually really pretty area

544
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: deep in the woods and it had like a sandy beach,

545
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: but then it was just a creek. It was like

546
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: bigger than a stream, smaller than a river, no big deal.

547
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: And the zip line was just an upside down BMX

548
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: handlebars on a wire. So there's no like pulley or

549
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: there's it's just you get on one end. It's just

550
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: metal on metal and then you drop into three and

551
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: a half feet.

552
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: Of Oh, so you and literally the handlebars just come

553
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: off with you when you drop.

554
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: Well they clang at the end, but then there's.

555
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: Oh, they're actually on they're on the metal.

556
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right. So it was you know, it was fun.

557
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: I did it a couple of times because again, I'm

558
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: trying to fit in, I'm trying to make a good

559
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to present myself well. And I'm like, are

560
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: there gators in here? And they're like, yeah, it could be,

561
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: definitely could be. They probably are. And so they the

562
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: whole family's out there and there's a little guy. There's

563
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: like a one year old kid in a diaper and

564
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: he's swimming and at some point the little kid trips

565
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: and falls in the sand and gets sand Oliver's little

566
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: body and he just loses it because you know, that's

567
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: pretty uncomfortable, totally is and I'm like, sitting in the water,

568
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is my chance to show solidarity to

569
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: this kid and win everybody over and get a laugh.

570
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: So I walk over and I just face plant all

571
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: the way, arms out like sand angel, face down, stand up,

572
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: and I'm just covered head like, face defeat in sand.

573
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: And immediately I'm like, this may have been a bad choice.

574
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: The little kid sees me and just starts screaming and

575
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: crying louder like sand monster. All the brothers and sisters

576
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: and in laws are looking at me like what the

577
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: hell is wrong with this guy? And I'm like, oh, okay,

578
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: this this was the wrong choice. I So I just

579
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: like quickly like scurry back into the water, dunk myself

580
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: a couple times, wash it off, and I was like, okay.

581
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: Everybody seemed to move on. Nobody laughed, nobody thought it

582
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: was interesting.

583
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 4: People thought you made a mistake. People were like, this

584
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 4: guy's a crazy person. Why is she dating this monster

585
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: from the north, And they didn't say anything else for

586
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 4: us today. But then every single time I visited for

587
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 4: like maybe three more times. He would bring it. The

588
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 4: brother in law would bring it up every single time.

589
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 4: How weird it was, how it scared the shit out

590
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 4: of the kid. I was like, wow, I.

591
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: Really so, now you know you made impression choices, I

592
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: made huge impression. Maybe the kid is still afraid of sand.

593
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: Who knows.

594
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 3: I like to think that it's like a southern northern thing.

595
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: They're like, don't bring your pret falls down here. We'll

596
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 3: like passed to the face and nothing else. Bring the

597
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 3: ground to us. We're not going to the ground.

598
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: Un till you were or iron like a phone. We're laughing,

599
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: We're laughing out loud.

600
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: You got a fun, you got a pun. We'll take

601
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 2: a pun any day, but pratfalls, get them out.

602
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 3: You got springy, you got springy eyes coming off of

603
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 3: those glasses. That's a northern thing. That steel is from Pittsburgh.

604
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: Don't bring that, don't bring that down here.

605
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like in every way a truth.

606
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: Right.

607
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 3: We always growing up in Baltimore, and we always had

608
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 3: like rope swings were always like this mythical thing like

609
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 3: it was. It was always like a friend of a

610
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: friend of a friend's buddy who put it up. And

611
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 3: then it was just like never the amount of water

612
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 3: that it should be.

613
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 2: I it was never it was. That was the same

614
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: with Jersey. It was never the amount of water, and

615
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: the rope was never long enough.

616
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 3: It was always like and it was always like some

617
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 3: pirate ship looking rope and I just no idea where

618
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 3: it came from. It was as you know, as mythical

619
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 3: an urban legend.

620
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: We we literally had a rope swing. There's a place

621
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: called E Comm Evans, which was a military base around

622
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: the corner from my house in Wall. It was in Wall,

623
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 2: New Jersey, and there was a right off the road,

624
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 2: right off Marconi Road. It was just like a pipe

625
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: and the pipe came under the road and then emptied

626
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: into what was probably less than three feet deep and

627
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: and like maybe six feet across and four feet wide.

628
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: And someone was like rope swing. Oh yeah, rope swig

629
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 2: And it was like this short little rope. You would

630
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 2: swig for a mill like four milliseconds and then drop

631
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 2: in and then quickly like bring your feet to your

632
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: chest because you didn't want to like break your back.

633
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's only.

634
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: Just runoff from a from a military base.

635
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 3: Oh that was I mean that's growing up in Baltimore.

636
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 3: I could never we grew up near a herring run,

637
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 3: and I could never figure out where a run was

638
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 3: in the amount of water, like is it above a

639
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 3: stream or I know it's below a river. I don't

640
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 3: know if it's above a stream. I think it's a

641
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: little bit above a stream.

642
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: I think it's below a stream and above a creek.

643
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 3: And I much like much like apartment complexes on apartment

644
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 3: complexes and condos on the East Coast, herring run has

645
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 3: never had herring. No fish named after an apartment complex

646
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 3: has ever been near that apartment complex.

647
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: You also just don't hear run that many places. That's

648
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: a very mid Atlantic term. Yeah really see, but like

649
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: so many subdivisions are like something run, Willow run, Thoroughbred run.

650
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 3: I anytime I would bring it up to somebody's like

651
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: herring don't run, and I'm just like, I'm.

652
00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: Well aware, we know we're just a rope swing dude,

653
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: so shut shut up.

654
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: I was just I was just listening to your other episode,

655
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Speaker 3: h Scottie, and I heard that you would do a

656
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Speaker 3: front flip, and I like, for some reason, I was

657
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 3: going to City College and the bus stop I got

658
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 3: off on was at Clifton Park and this is all

659
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 3: local for maybe y'all know, but it was like a

660
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: golf course, and for whatever reason, I decided to amuse

661
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 3: the people in the bus by doing a front flip

662
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 3: onto the golf course every time I got off the bus.

663
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: So much like you, I.

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Speaker 1: Chose the chose comedy. Yeah, you chose to do a

665
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: backsplat front flip, which it's still again. They hate it

666
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: in Mississippi, but they can't get enough in Vermont.

667
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 2: All right, let me get let me, let me tease

668
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 2: this into a break here, eh Western Australian woman sixty

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Speaker 2: two permitted to have sperm removed from her dead husband.

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Speaker 1: As she s good. All right, come back for more

671
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Speaker 1: on bananas, man.

672
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Speaker 2: And folks, we are back, Scott. He got the shout outs.

673
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: I do murder Banana A Laura which is eh dash Laura.

674
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: A Laura is how she helped me pronounce the name.

675
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: Wants to shout out her irksome baby brother Patrick, who

676
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: launched his own vintage shop called Keep Living Vintage that

677
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: supplies vintage clothing for all genders and also stuff for

678
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: around the house in Goffstown, New Hampshire, you can check

679
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: out Patrick's shop at Keep Living Vintage on instagrams live

680
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: in without a g.

681
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Speaker 2: Just like Petton in Scottie's website.

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Speaker 1: Scotty's getting petin dot Dog. Jesse Zamor wants to shout

683
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: out his brother Alex Zamora for starting his own videography

684
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: company that films real estate with drones. That's cool. Hell yeah,

685
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: Alex is absolutely killing it. His company is called Sinafly

686
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: and Real turb and Animals, and we have quite a few.

687
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: Stop taking pictures of yourself for billboards and bus stops.

688
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: We're cool with it. We'll just want the house and

689
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: hire Slex at sin of Fly Films on Instagram instead.

690
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: Congratul And I bet you you know what. I bet

691
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: you he can do. He can do an overshot of

692
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 2: the house from two hundred feet up, zoom down and

693
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 2: just fly that thing right through the front door, fly

694
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 2: through all the rooms and right out the back door.

695
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: Perfect for Instagram folks. I don't know if he can

696
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: do that. I'm just saying he probably can, all right.

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Speaker 3: I guess they should. This is my tiny shutout, Scotty

698
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 3: when you you're petting dogs thing. My friend has an

699
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 3: Instagram called Eric pointing at cats. My friend in my

700
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 3: friend in New York, his girlfriend are not photos like

701
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 3: takes pictures of him pointing at cats and bodega's. And

702
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 3: I was like, I find myself going to it a lot,

703
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 3: but it reminds me a lot. I don't think you

704
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Speaker 3: you know, I'm not saying that you ripped off the

705
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Speaker 3: idea or this is a knockoff of it. You know,

706
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Speaker 3: it is a New York thing. So I'm tending to

707
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Speaker 3: support you more, Scottie, so.

708
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Speaker 1: You can support you can support all animals. There's room.

709
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 2: There's room for all ideas here in this world.

710
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Speaker 1: Job gave me two hands for reason, one to point

711
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Speaker 1: of cats and one to pet good boy dogs. Seyenne,

712
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Speaker 1: who sends so many great stories Yanne We've wonderlusters has

713
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: sent so many stories, wants to shout herself out for

714
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Speaker 1: being two years alcohol free. Congratuats, congratulations and similarly and

715
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: equally impressive, Sarah Washburn is one thousand days sober, consecutive

716
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Speaker 1: days sober.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: That's an important distinction. I guess that is incredible. Go

719
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Speaker 1: for two thousand, we say, and for any ban animals

720
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Speaker 1: who are trying to sober up, you can always try

721
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Speaker 1: to dry sixty nine. If you go sixty nine days

722
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Speaker 1: without drinking and you really do it and you're very honest,

723
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Speaker 1: I will send you a bumper sticker that says I've

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Speaker 1: mastered the dry sixty nine. Yes, that's all I got.

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Speaker 3: Pretty be I'm about seven months into not drinking, and

726
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Speaker 3: what's going. Ah good. I've gotten really into fake beers,

727
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 3: which like, is the like industry of fake beers is

728
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Speaker 3: really sprung up. People are really turning to non alcoholic ones.

729
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Speaker 2: There is a lot. I just there was like I

730
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Speaker 2: went to the like a local liquor store here and

731
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Speaker 2: it was one entire case of the of the five

732
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Speaker 2: cases they had was non alcoholic beers, and I was like,

733
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Speaker 2: this is really exploded.

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Speaker 3: I the one that the one that's always confused, I

735
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Speaker 3: will say. The thing that's confusing to me is the

736
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Speaker 3: non alcoholic liquors. They have non alcoholic liquors, which I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm a little confused by.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm.

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Speaker 3: I'm always annoyed that there isn't like a twenty two

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Speaker 3: of fake beer. You know, like, I guess it's not

741
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Speaker 3: really a fake beer is not really an impulse buy, right,

742
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Speaker 3: you aren't just like randomly at a convenience store and

743
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Speaker 3: you're like, I'm gonna get so fucking sober tonight. It's church.

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Speaker 2: But also you just want to have something in your

745
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Speaker 2: hand and be drinking something. A double juice would be

746
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Speaker 2: perfect for that.

747
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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a bunch of really best day brewing out

748
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Speaker 3: of Portland. I'm not from Portland. I don't know why

749
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Speaker 3: I need to clarify. Best Day Brewing out of Portland

750
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Speaker 3: just has a really good I PA, but I mean

751
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Speaker 3: it's mostly athletic. IPA has been good.

752
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Speaker 1: All right.

753
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: You guys want to hear about this story please. Western

754
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: Australian woman permitted to have sperm removed from her dead husband.

755
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 2: This is more fascinating than it is hilarious. This was

756
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Speaker 2: in The Guardian and it was written by Royce Kermels.

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Speaker 1: Whoa best in the business.

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Speaker 2: Definitely Royce's Kermie loves Maybe Kermie loves here.

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Speaker 1: It is sounds cool.

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Speaker 2: A sixty two year old woman has been given permission

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Speaker 2: by the Western Australian Supreme Court to remove sperm from

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Speaker 2: her dead husband for possible use and possumous fertilization. The

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Speaker 2: woman made an urgent court application after the death of

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Speaker 2: her sixty one year old husband. Late last year. Her

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Speaker 2: husband's body was taken to Sir Charles Gardner Hospital, but

766
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 2: the court heard the woman was forced to apply for

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Speaker 2: an order after the hospital did not promptly make a

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Speaker 2: designated officer available to handle her request for sperm to

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Speaker 2: be removed from her husband's body and stored while it

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Speaker 2: still remained viable. Hearing the application the next day, the

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Speaker 2: court heard the coup heard the couple since the testing

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Speaker 2: the man's sperm found it remain viable. W The court

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Speaker 2: heard that a twenty year old cousin has volunteered to

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Speaker 2: be a surrogate for the couple in an IVF procedure,

775
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Speaker 2: but they lived overseas, and the woman said she believed

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Speaker 2: that the couple would have been legally required to live

777
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Speaker 2: in the country for a period of time before going

778
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Speaker 2: ahead work commitments. Pandemic the death of the woman's mother

779
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Speaker 2: in law meant the couple missed the opportunity to move.

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Speaker 2: In granting the application, Judge Fiona Sea where it allowed

781
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Speaker 2: the woman to remove the sperm, but not use it

782
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Speaker 2: as that would require a separate court order. Western Australian

783
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: does not currently allow posthumous fertilization. To take the next

784
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Speaker 2: step and use the material, the woman must apply to

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Speaker 2: have it transferred to another jurisdiction that allowed the procedure.

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Speaker 2: This is fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sure lawyers would understand. This is the idea that like,

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Speaker 1: if you did do this, if you got knocked up

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Speaker 1: with your dead husband's spurn, that you could then maybe

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Speaker 1: and had a child, that you could maybe be entitled

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Speaker 1: to something that you wouldn't have already as just the wife.

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Speaker 2: I know, I think it's I think it's literally that

793
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Speaker 2: they can't consent. I think that's all it is.

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Speaker 3: Legally, you're so pro life that you're willing to suck

795
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: sperm out of a dead corpse. I'm saying, keep that baby.

796
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 3: That's a miracle baby. Let's not talk about God putting

797
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 3: a baby in Mary. Let's talk about someone sucking.

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Speaker 2: I think they probably did it surgically. I don't think

799
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Speaker 2: they sucked it out. West shry back out of the ship.

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00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 2: Go all right, what's this guy's name, Tony?

801
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: Here we go.

802
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 3: There's probably an Australian guy. He's used to just sucking

803
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 3: poison out of everybody's bites. Because it's Australian everything.

804
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 2: Bite's always doing there. It's just a guy. He's there,

805
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 2: he's ready to go. That's all it's.

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00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: It's Western Australia. There's probably like a finite amount of

807
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: sperm on that coast. I did's That's the only thing

808
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 3: I could think. Right, maybe it's rare.

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00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: I've never been. I've never been to like Perth or anything,

810
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 2: but I've always wanted to go. I hear it's very

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Speaker 2: much like the Wild West.

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00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go.

813
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 2: We gotta go to Austraila.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I know. But yeah, So to me

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Speaker 1: it's like I'm miss I'm missing something here, because to

816
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: me it seems totally fine. I'm like, yes, oh yeah,

817
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: the guy she wanted a kid that wasn't working out.

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00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: He died tragically. She wants a kid that Yeah, it

819
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: all seems good. No, it all seems good in front

820
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: of you. It's like he's dead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he might have also signed up for pre death.

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00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 3: I think the thing is about the legality of there

823
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: was a window in which they could do it, and

824
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Speaker 3: they were not allowed it, and maybe he already signed

825
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 3: off on it or gave a nod when he was

826
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Speaker 3: passing away, or but.

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Speaker 2: Also think about the fact that there's a law about it,

828
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 2: that there's a law stopping postmist fertilization with which means

829
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 2: that someone wrote the law, which means that this is

830
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: like something that they've had to deal with before in

831
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 2: the past, and that there's other places that have already

832
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: had to deal with it. And we're like, yeah, no,

833
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 2: we're super down with it. Come on over to to Georgia.

834
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Speaker 2: It comes to Georgia, said Central Australia. It's right in

835
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Speaker 2: the middle.

836
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Speaker 3: Trying to google the laws on any of this.

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Speaker 1: A miracle exactly. I'm really videos.

838
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Speaker 2: I mean, like, I'm not excited that the woman's husband died,

839
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: that's obviously.

840
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Speaker 1: But I'm excited about that. We love diversity and we

841
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: are not excited about dead husband.

842
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: You heard me say I support diversity earlier, right everybody.

843
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait till that child asks for the birds and

844
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 3: the bees talk just.

845
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Speaker 1: Birds, just birds, birds, It.

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Speaker 2: Was it the birds and the bees, because it doesn't

847
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: it seems like you would choose, you would choose two

848
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 2: animals that at least had like visible penises and vaginas

849
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 2: to talk to kids about birds and the bees. Instead,

850
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: you're gonna talk to him about one animal. That has

851
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: just a slot that is an everything slot. A cloaca

852
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 2: that's a bird, and then a bee is just a

853
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 2: what I don't even know. How do they just pop

854
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 2: off a part of themselves and new bee bros. Yeah,

855
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 2: there's there doesn't none of these animals. It should be

856
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: like the monkeys and the dogs, and that should be

857
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: the talk.

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00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,919
Speaker 3: I feel like the birds and the bees, I think,

859
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: just you know, it's natural. And also that's where all

860
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 3: the porn was was just in the woods.

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Speaker 1: A bolt like, it's just because birds and the bees

862
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: are in the wood, so that's where porn is. I'muse

863
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: birds and bees pollinate flowers. Okay, the bees are both

864
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: the ding dongs, and then the flower is the I

865
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: think it's the birds and the bees and the flowers

866
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Speaker 1: in the trees.

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Speaker 2: Birds and bees are penises and flowers are vaginas.

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Speaker 1: That's what I think.

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Speaker 3: Oh that makes more sense.

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00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 2: I mean slightly slightly more sense. It's just a furry,

871
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 2: fat flag penis.

872
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: My mom taught health and wellness, so we had no

873
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: birds in the bees. We just got down to the facts.

874
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it happens.

875
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: I had a coloring book. I think.

876
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 3: I only made it to second year art school. We

877
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 3: didn't even draw the birds and the bees. We just

878
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 3: got to the blocks, the vases and the drapery.

879
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 2: Which also is a sex talk.

880
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 3: It's a non binary sex talk.

881
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: Andy, Where did you film your special?

882
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 3: I did it at Eastbourn in Portland. That is a really.

883
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 2: Stop doing and you want to this.

884
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: Is considered slander. That is like saying I'm from our

885
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 3: butis when I'm from Baltimore. Don't dare do this? So

886
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 3: you know what this means?

887
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 2: All right, set, where do you record it?

888
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: I did record it in Portland at the Eastbourn, which

889
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: is a really great bar and I can recommend if you,

890
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 3: I can recommend a few venues down in Portland. But yeah,

891
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 3: I recorded at the East Bourn and it's like this

892
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 3: really great basement kind of room and it gave this

893
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 3: old school kind of sound to the to the recording,

894
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 3: which really felt like it fit the label. But uh, yeah,

895
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: I don't. I went back and listened to your album,

896
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 3: Kurt not I'm just like now I'm like on a

897
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 3: label and I feel I feel like I need to

898
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 3: support the other people on the labels.

899
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: Nice to do.

900
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I asked you, Kurt. I was like

901
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 3: are they good? And you were like yeah, as if

902
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 3: you were going to tell me something. And I wasn't

903
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 3: going to record an album with rock stars, but yeah,

904
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 3: it was a really good time and it sounds really

905
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: fun and I was really happy with it, and yeah,

906
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 3: I think it's a you know, listen to it downloads.

907
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: Do they still do records or CDs or anything or

908
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: is it all digital downloads?

909
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 3: It's just digital right now. There wasn't any like, uh,

910
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 3: the physical release would have put it pushed it like

911
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,479
Speaker 3: six weeks, which maybe would have been a good idea

912
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 3: in retrospect, because I was on the Zoom call with

913
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: them and I joked about getting it out, that it

914
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 3: was important to get it out in time for Christmas

915
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 3: because people would buy it for their kids, and nobody

916
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 3: reacted on the Zoom call. It just sounded like I

917
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: was an egotistical psyche.

918
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: There's an urban legend that I've never had fully confirmed.

919
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: But there's the song the Final count Down. It's not

920
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: like hair metal was sung by the band Europe.

921
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that song.

922
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hilarious. When the urban legend that I've heard

923
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: and if anybody and if any bananimals work in the

924
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: record industry and confirm any of this. The story goes

925
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: as it was nineteen ninety nine and there was going

926
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: to turn the year two thousand and the band Europe,

927
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: who was brilliant eighties band, was like, I bet a

928
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: ton of people are going to listen to the Final

929
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: Countdown as this millennium ends and the next one starts.

930
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: And so they told their manager to print a million

931
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: copies of the CD single Final Countdown, and the manager

932
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: facts this to the record label, but messed up the

933
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: decimal point and they only made one hundred thousand, and

934
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: the band was furious, and then they only sold four

935
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: hundred copies.

936
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 2: Awesome story. Where did you hear the story? It's a

937
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: very specific story.

938
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: It was an urban legend. It's something i've heard, like

939
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: I've heard it twice and I haven't heard in twenty

940
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: years or whatever, but I remember hearing it that they

941
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: were like immediately furious at the manager and then it's

942
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: sold so bad they were like grateful that they didn't

943
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: have to pay the back cost of printing one million CDs.

944
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, if anybody has ever heard this, let me know.

945
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: But it's been floating around in my life for twenty

946
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 1: I guess twenty three years, so.

947
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: It's it sounds a lot like that et cartridge thing

948
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 3: you would hear about, like all the Atari Et games,

949
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 3: Gee buried out in the desert or something. Is the

950
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: one weird one, the one weird urban legend that I

951
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 3: thought was just I remember from being a kid that

952
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: it's not an urban legend. But for some reason, I

953
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 3: had it in my head that it was illegal to

954
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 3: hurt praying mantis.

955
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, yeah, I bet they were endangered or something, right, right, right, yeah, yeah,

956
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: I have no idea where they're endangered, because I see

957
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 2: them all the time.

958
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

959
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 2: I had one that had gotten on my car, on

960
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: my bumper, and then we drove somewhere and then we stopped,

961
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 2: and then Olive was like, there's a praying mantis on

962
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 2: the bumper, and I was like, all right, And then

963
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 2: it was like he's just been hanging on for that

964
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,479
Speaker 2: whole ride, and he was there.

965
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 3: He's gesturing at your child to tear off the bumper.

966
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 3: Chew of them there.

967
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 2: It is. It's a callback to the first one.

968
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 3: This guy's harem.

969
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: In honor of Andy's new special Better Living through Femistry

970
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: that all the Bananamals should digitally download right away. Here's

971
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: one about live performance. Okay, Sarah Elizabeth sent this in

972
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah Elizabeth. Actor Andrew Scott halted Hamlet soliloquy

973
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: after theatergoer used a lot top to send an email.

974
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man. This was in The Guardian. This

975
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: was by Betsy Reid for The Guardian. She is the

976
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: best in the business. To BC or not to becc

977
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: That is the question facing a theater goer watching Andrew

978
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: Scott's performance of Hamlet. The actor known best known as

979
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: Fleabag's Hot Priest, has revealed he halted the renowned soliloquy

980
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: in Shakespeare's play when an audience member took out a

981
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: laptop to send emails. This is so crazy, This is

982
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: so wild. Actor.

983
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: It would have been better if he just booted up

984
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 2: a desktop computer with a CRT monitor.

985
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: That's like trigger happy TV stuff. That's good stuff. The

986
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: actors decided not to suffer the slings and arrows of

987
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: outrageous etiquette during his run in the twenty seventeen production

988
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: Hamlet at London's Almeda Theater, for which he earned an

989
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: Olivier nomination. Speaking to the happy, sad, confused film, Happy, Sad,

990
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: Confused film podcast. Scott said there was no way he

991
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: could continue with the speech and refused to resume until

992
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: the man put his laptop away. Quote. When I was

993
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 1: playing Hamlet, a guy took out his laptop, not his phone,

994
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 1: his laptop while I was in the middle of to

995
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 1: be or not to fucking be, said the actor who

996
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: said he was I thought he was the offending audience

997
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: member was sending emails. I was pausing on the stage,

998
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: like get on with it. I was like, there's no way.

999
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: I stopped for the ages. A woman next to the

1000
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: laptop user appeared to alert him to the situation, and

1001
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: he finally put the laptop away.

1002
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 2: Christ so he didn't break character. He did it, okay,

1003
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: he just just waited and stared at the guy.

1004
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a last poor Yurick. I knew him

1005
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 3: well to not be on a fucking tab. What comes

1006
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 3: when that dream of dreams must give us pause your

1007
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: goddamn cell phone.

1008
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: It would be amazing. Actually, wait a second, I like

1009
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: what you're doing, Andy, that would be pretty incredible to

1010
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: do the whole thing.

1011
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's just chastising people in the crowd for

1012
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 3: different things. I was racing for that to be or

1013
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: not to be. Cc I was in my head. I

1014
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 3: was rushing for it and then you just said it

1015
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 3: and I was just like, ah.

1016
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 2: All right, sorry, Yeah, that's whether the best in the biz. Well,

1017
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: thank you so much, Andy for being here, plug away.

1018
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 2: Where can people find you?

1019
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 3: You can find me at Andy Wantsio on all the Things,

1020
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 3: Blue Sky Threads, still an X out of spite on

1021
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 3: Facebook and all of the things, and yeah, a bunch

1022
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 3: of shows coming up and yeah, but yeah, go listen

1023
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 3: the album. I also have an EP out on Radland Records,

1024
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,720
Speaker 3: a small independent label from La Awesome.

1025
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: Your hometownride surges through your veins and I respect it.

1026
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming back to Bananas.

1027
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.

1028
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: Bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1029
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1030
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1031
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1032
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,239
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1033
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

1034
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.