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Speaker 1: It's another Jewels on the twenties. Me, I'm moving. Hello, yes,

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Speaker 1: she's just uh yes, hello, yes, hi. Sure. My name

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Speaker 1: is Kyler Corkington and I'm good friends with your son Nation.

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Speaker 1: Uh sorry, you said your name is Tyler Kyler, Kay,

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Speaker 1: Kyler corky Kin, I'm good friends with Nathan, your son. Uh, Kyler, okay?

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Speaker 1: You and Nation asked me if it was okay to

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Speaker 1: spend the night this weekend at your house is birthday

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Speaker 1: party and a few other friends. He said, okay, uh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're sorry, you're coming to the birthday party. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. I'm coming to birthday party this weekend.

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Speaker 1: So I just wanted to call ahead and he um,

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Speaker 1: what might be available? So what sorry? What what do

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Speaker 1: you mean? What might be available? Okay? If I spend

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Speaker 1: the night and then the next morning, I mean in breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Do you have the brand name serial or do you

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Speaker 1: have like that generic like that terrible stuff like bags

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Speaker 1: or whatever? The whoa, Kyler? Yeah, sorry, I'm Nathan's father.

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Speaker 1: We don't we don't like to use that kind of

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Speaker 1: language in this house. I thought we established at the

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Speaker 1: beginning to call it your unition father, Like I'm not idiot,

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Speaker 1: so um, you know, and you're like hold my hand, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I understand what I'm doing. But anyway, some of that

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Speaker 1: parents are real cheapasses and stuff like rat poop Kyler.

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Speaker 1: If you're if you're going to be coming over this weekend,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be tolerating that kind of language. Wait,

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Speaker 1: rat poop Kyler, excuse me. I think we both know

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Speaker 1: the type of language that I'm talking about, and if

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Speaker 1: you if you refrained from using that, Okay, so I'll

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Speaker 1: answer your question. We we do have a little bit

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Speaker 1: of cereal we have we have cheerios, and we have

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Speaker 1: corn place. Is that okay? Actually, yeah, you need to

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Speaker 1: briden your horizons there this because it's like the worst

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Speaker 1: assortment materials ever, Like, way be basic. My cakes are

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Speaker 1: more refining that slurt. Don't so it is. It is

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Speaker 1: impolite to swear, and it's even ruder to cut off

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Speaker 1: someone while they're trying to speak. Okay, you need to

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Speaker 1: be respectful of don't. Are you going to be there

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Speaker 1: for the party? Yes, I will be here for the party.

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Speaker 1: So where I put in my beer order? All right, now,

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Speaker 1: let's not be ridiculous, Kyler. Okay, this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: a party for a fourteen year old boy? Say so,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It's a fourteen year old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're a fourteen year old total company with a light

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Speaker 1: beer pot and like a full body like dark beer.

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Speaker 1: This isn't all the fourth time that I have asked

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Speaker 1: you not to swear. There will not be a fifth.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand mill out? Bro? Just chill out. He's

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Speaker 1: I can give you cash, I can spot you. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what you're saying. I can't a battle in

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Speaker 1: your teeth. I can't. I could give you cash, I

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Speaker 1: could spot you, and I speck you paid for it.

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Speaker 1: I paid for myself. That's not That's not the issue, Kyler.

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Speaker 1: Look you're being a very room person right now. This

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Speaker 1: is not This is not the best first impression to

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Speaker 1: be making. I'm pretty picular that you're going to be

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Speaker 1: at the birthday part apreciate. I was polite by saying

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Speaker 1: that I could pay for my own beer, but you're

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Speaker 1: not coming. You're not gonna be a beer And then

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Speaker 1: you said you were a cool bad but it's sounds

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Speaker 1: like another flame. Are you lame? Okay, listen, I need

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Speaker 1: to speak with your parents right now? Why can they

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Speaker 1: call you a lame ko cane preacher? Buy me beer

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Speaker 1: if I ask him too? Well, you've got really parents

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Speaker 1: and put one of them on the moon. Oh you swore,

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Speaker 1: you swore at me. Yeah, you're damn right. I swore

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Speaker 1: at you. Okay. I have given you every last shred

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Speaker 1: of patience that I have, but you're nothing but a

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Speaker 1: little Okay. If I kaw you at my house Saturday,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you so hard you're gonna spin through

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Speaker 1: your face. Okay, you know I just changed my mind.

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Speaker 1: Stake spending night your house, I'm gonna spend night egging

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Speaker 1: your house. You have to get a faithful yoke it.

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Speaker 1: For every egg that you throw at my house, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna shove one foot straight up your ear. You understand me,

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Speaker 1: a little spot which you can't use. You wet to me.

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Speaker 1: I said, for every egg you throw at my house,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna shove one foot straight up your hope you

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Speaker 1: have a summer again. If you call the stummer again,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call the police to come and arrest

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Speaker 1: me before I strangled the life out of Hey Hubi,

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Speaker 1: Hey Hubi, Hey Cubi. Hemet eggs come in the carton

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Speaker 1: twelve eggs. Hope you have twelve feet? Eat it? You

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Speaker 1: coul feet? It my butt? What you wanted me to

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Speaker 1: answer because you called me stupid when I didn't answer. Kids,

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Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. You're stupid. You know you're stupid because

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Speaker 1: you can get you a real phone call like not

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Speaker 1: your wife. Get you up for a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Eat it. You don't get to talk about my wife.

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Speaker 1: Don't you stand me? Yeah you can. She asked me

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Speaker 1: to call you because this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your wife Stacy and your son Nathan set you up.

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Speaker 1: What it's a joke. Are you kidding me? No. They

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Speaker 1: told me that you're the family prankster and they wanted

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Speaker 1: to get you back. Oh my, come on, sorry, Kyler

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Speaker 1: is not coming over to your house to party this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Thank god, I will be coming over. You buy your

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Speaker 1: kids beer, but I guess your name. I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: a beer after this week up every morning with Jel

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Speaker 1: phone taps. We point five