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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. It is the

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi Whi you can't remember? Hi? Hi, Dianna,

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Speaker 1: And look AT's Froggy's here, and there's Scotty b. There's Scary,

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Speaker 1: there's Gandhi and Danielle and Dave Brody and Garrett. I

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Speaker 1: don't see Garrett in the room here. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: know that. I don't physically in the room. I know

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Speaker 1: you're captured by Diana on video. Oh that's right. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to talk about? I'm gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about Chester all this morning. We talked about it, We

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Speaker 1: talked about lunch yesterday. We're talking about yesterday's launch all

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Speaker 1: morning today. Do you really want more? We were, we

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Speaker 1: were living it up. We had a nice lunch and

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Speaker 1: Ed's lobster bar. Ed wants us back today for round two. Ed,

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Speaker 1: are you going? It's like Stockholm Synder, But I feel

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Speaker 1: like I feel like you can only do that every

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Speaker 1: once in a while. If you do it two days

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Speaker 1: in a row, it's not going to be as out

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Speaker 1: of control. You're gonna be trying too hard. And it

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Speaker 1: was kind of accidental that everyone just went so far

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Speaker 1: off of the edge. Yesterday, I think it was early.

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Speaker 1: It was a Monday. We're also recovering from the weekend.

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Speaker 1: And then something just happened, something clicked, and Alex came over.

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Speaker 1: Alix is there. He added a little Alex craziness to

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Speaker 1: me to the morning day anyway, Yeah, it was we

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Speaker 1: didn't come. It was I had the good the good

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Speaker 1: little devil, the bad devil on one shoulder, and the

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Speaker 1: good one going listen, you have until at least one

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Speaker 1: thirty two o'clock, and then like you got to turn

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Speaker 1: into like an adult, like you have you have kids?

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Speaker 1: Thanks to do? Ye have kids? Thanks to do? So

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Speaker 1: I went home, I end and it just bit my

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Speaker 1: how you go? I wanted to be there physically, but

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Speaker 1: I had responsibilities, good choice, boring. So you guys all

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Speaker 1: left and Alex and I stayed at edge lobster bar.

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Speaker 1: We went to the bar and kept on going, and

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Speaker 1: then what happened into the pit what and then what happened?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember what happened after the matter. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: went to Odeon and said at another bar, get fries, fries.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have the fries. No, we just had lunch.

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Speaker 1: We were pretty cool from lunch. Okay, anyway, that's the day.

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Speaker 1: Can we move on? Yeah? All right, scary ruined my day.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday ruined my whole day because he told us that

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Speaker 1: there was gonna be a tornado and that the weather

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Speaker 1: is gonna be awful. So I plodded out to go

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Speaker 1: home and just rot in my bed and sleep all day,

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Speaker 1: which is what I did. I woke up there was

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Speaker 1: sunlight outside. It was beautifully. It was a perfect response.

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Speaker 1: Please respond, I do the weather, and I have three

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Speaker 1: different source is that I get my weather reports from.

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Speaker 1: All three were mentioning tornadoes as a potential pot you know,

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Speaker 1: as a possibility. Others were talking about crazy wind gusts.

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Speaker 1: So I like, we had nothing, nothing think of. Some

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Speaker 1: of the area did get some weather. I mean I

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Speaker 1: went home and bettoned down the hatches. I took all

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Speaker 1: everyone all down. I took everything down, and I tied

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Speaker 1: everything up in the backyard, and nothing happened. I saw

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Speaker 1: a hailstorm going on in some pot of New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: So where did you see this on the weather channel? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we did get rain, sun, but nothing crazy out there

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Speaker 1: in New Jersey. Where you or did you get any

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Speaker 1: kind of weird weather. I got some wind and rain,

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Speaker 1: then the sun came out. Then I got wind and

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Speaker 1: rain again. But no, no tornadoes that I know of.

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Speaker 1: Nothing tornadic man, and I woke up in the sun.

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Speaker 1: I shook my fist at the sky. Scary Jones. I'm

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Speaker 1: the last person to to be an alarmist in this situation.

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Speaker 1: I don't like because it's they say, it's really hard

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Speaker 1: for it an alarmist. You said tornado. You said the

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Speaker 1: word tornado. Do you you guys realize you're mad it's

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Speaker 1: scary because you didn't get hit with a tornado. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wasted. My day would have been happier if he

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Speaker 1: was right. Scary is like the guy on the news

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Speaker 1: that rolls up his sleeves when the weather he's coming

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Speaker 1: to the bad weather. He comes in here and he

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Speaker 1: records this and his reports in like forty five seconds long,

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Speaker 1: and he's he's an alarmist when it comes to that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Does he put a yellow windbreaker on with with the

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Speaker 1: fan blowing on himself while he's doing it. I like

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Speaker 1: to put positive spins on things. Okay, today is gorgeous

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Speaker 1: in the northeast Okay, speaking a positive spin, so tornado

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Speaker 1: will be spinning around your neighbor. My mom did say

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Speaker 1: I'm coming over to go in your basement because scary

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Speaker 1: said a tornado is coming, just saying unreal, scar, All

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Speaker 1: the day's ruined. I'm bored. Is that it? No? No,

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Speaker 1: you guys keep going. Yeah, that's a four minute morning

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Speaker 1: show podcast word. Okay, I'm a busy executive. You gotta

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Speaker 1: get car insurance for your new card. Happen to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what the worst thing was I

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Speaker 1: bought when I was like drunk or asleep. I think

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Speaker 1: I sleep shop a lot, Like right before him falling asleep,

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Speaker 1: I like buy things on Amazon or things from oversea.

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Speaker 1: He's that come months later. You know. Danielle's birthday was

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Speaker 1: in March. I ordered her something in February. Here I

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Speaker 1: bought something I just wanted did ship from where you

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Speaker 1: watch Planet and High on Paintills one time after my aneurism,

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Speaker 1: and at Lisa's like, who ordered this? Said, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't have any idea, and then she looked back

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Speaker 1: at the Amazon order and it was ordered in the morning,

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, I was awake. Sorry, how many Tom

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Speaker 1: Brady books did you buy Yeah, I already have those.

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Speaker 1: That got it all. What is the worst purchase you've

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Speaker 1: ever made? Like, what is this one thing that's collecting dust?

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Speaker 1: That from me? I have three things. And if you say,

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Speaker 1: Lisa Froggy, I'm gonna punch your face. No, no joke,

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Speaker 1: no joke. I have a breadmaker. I have a fondue set,

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Speaker 1: a fondue maker which was given to me as a gift.

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Speaker 1: I didn't buy that. That That maybe doesn't count, and I

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Speaker 1: have it. I have a snoopy snow cone maker that

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Speaker 1: I thought at the time was I was going to

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Speaker 1: use all the time. So a shaved ice pretty much shaved,

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Speaker 1: you know the ice, you know the nuts thing you

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Speaker 1: kind of like squirt they all that stuff sounds great,

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Speaker 1: but you never really use, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: just just like a wedding redge. So what do you

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Speaker 1: guys have in your you know, your appliances or yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have that. You remember, you know that mixer that

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Speaker 1: sits on the kitchen kitchen you know that's it a

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Speaker 1: kitchen aide. I had to have it. I had to

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Speaker 1: have all the pasta attachments because oh that is the

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Speaker 1: word of the of the American Kitchen. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: make pasta. I never use it. I use my hand mixer,

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Speaker 1: my whatever. I never make a homemade pasta because I

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Speaker 1: don't have time and my husband. They're talking about the

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Speaker 1: classic kitchen aide Mitcher from the nine Team four. You

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Speaker 1: all subjective, that's her worst purchase on my it's downstairs.

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Speaker 1: Everyone needs one of those. I don't have. Somebody somewhere

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Speaker 1: is cursing you for saying the shaved ice makers. Danielle

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Speaker 1: could tell you hers. You really want to pasta, make it,

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Speaker 1: Danielle will sell it to you for a good christ. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so hard and expensive to get pasta. In the

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Speaker 1: story exactly, that's what I'm saying. I was using Scotty

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Speaker 1: these cameras and he was just fixing his hand and

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Speaker 1: walked away. At Leasta bought one of those, at least

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Speaker 1: about one of those shower things. It looks like it's

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Speaker 1: like a shower cleaner and you push it and it

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Speaker 1: rotates and it's supposed to clean the shower. If you

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Speaker 1: put any pressure whatsoever on this thing, it stops spinning.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't clean shit. I'm like, this is the biggest

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Speaker 1: worthless piece of trash. Ever, but it had good reviews.

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Speaker 1: Good reviews are crap sometimes. I know you have to

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Speaker 1: look at them because I think a lot of times

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Speaker 1: boughts do reviews and just it'll go from four reviews

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Speaker 1: to five thousand overnight, all five stars. I bought because

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Speaker 1: you're Brian and I do long distance. I bought one

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Speaker 1: of those bracelets that you can tap it. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then it buzzes on his side so I can send

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Speaker 1: him like a hug or whatever when I want to.

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Speaker 1: It works very well until it dies. The battery dies

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Speaker 1: for the first time, and then you can never recharge

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Speaker 1: it ever again. Don't they make sex toys like that? Well,

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Speaker 1: you can actually pledge somebody from this, Yes, buttons and things?

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Speaker 1: How does that work? Go ahead? Yeah, go on? Scary. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have that. My life is

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Speaker 1: not that interesting that way. I just watch the video

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Speaker 1: of when apparently it's an apparatus that the woman during

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Speaker 1: the day, right, and and then you can actually do

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Speaker 1: don't is it for like the bedroom? But the joke

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Speaker 1: now is that like people are wearing it out and

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Speaker 1: about and significant others just want to wear that the target.

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Speaker 1: I would, I would literally I'm wearing her clothes. I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure it's called the lush. What you called? I

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Speaker 1: think it's called a lush. I think he says, you

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Speaker 1: press a button and then all of a sudden, she's

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Speaker 1: feeling it wherever she is. It works both ways. You

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Speaker 1: can get some, you can get an apparatus for the

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Speaker 1: man as well, and it's like an around here from

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Speaker 1: her or Froggy? Where does he sounds very fifty shades

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Speaker 1: of Greg does. It's not tortured, it's apparently it's pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Elvis is lurking in the corner, watching all of us

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Speaker 1: and making that I hate you all fake. I don't

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Speaker 1: know anything about this stuff. Does Elvis have experience with it?

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Speaker 1: Ask him? Do you have a Bluetooth sex toy? No?

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Speaker 1: I love one, though. Gary was just showing us what it,

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Speaker 1: what it's like, what it does. Well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: for a fact. I just I've seen, like godhi, I've

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Speaker 1: seen videos. I don't know. If I don't like that,

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Speaker 1: you would like that. I'm getting it for him for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Don't anyone else? M oh, he left? Do you want

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Speaker 1: one of those? I got two already, thanks. Has anybody

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Speaker 1: pressed the button on you no, Froggy push it again. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we just got the craziest text message. So the person said,

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Speaker 1: why do you guys play the same song at the

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Speaker 1: same time every day? Uh? And so I said what song?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't know, I don't remember what it's called.

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Speaker 1: I said, you hear this song every day at the

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Speaker 1: same time. It's like, yeah, something about all I do

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Speaker 1: is think about you, which is Glass Animals heat Waves.

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Speaker 1: Like I hear it every day. I don't remember what

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Speaker 1: song was. You know, you gotta hear again, barrow until

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Speaker 1: you get it. The Glass Animals heat Waves. That was

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Speaker 1: the you know, that's the slowest crawl to the number

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Speaker 1: one spot. Uh. You know the Billboard they want to

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Speaker 1: Billboard Music Award for that. They want some kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: It was like literally fifty nine weeks on the chart.

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Speaker 1: It entered the chart in March and finally hit number one.

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Speaker 1: Like it's a pity. It's a it's a pity number one.

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Speaker 1: It's like there's nothing else it's been hanging around, and

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Speaker 1: give it number one. I love how you talking about

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Speaker 1: sex toys to glass animals. Imagine I'm doing that. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Froggy push it again. People are trying to people are

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Speaker 1: drawing flies. Day yell is gone. We should just end it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly right. The eleven minute Morning Show, see you guys later.

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Speaker 1: How do the fifteen minute Morning Show