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Speaker 1: Hello, the Internet. I'm welcome to the Zite of the Bumblebee.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack. That's Miles over there doing the fled of

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Speaker 1: the bumblebee. Dude. Hell, I think Herb Alpert played it

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Speaker 1: on trumpet and it's making if you're a trumpet player, like,

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Speaker 1: holy shit, and I am there you are, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know exactly what you're too, amazing. My valve is full

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Speaker 1: of spit is that there's a spit valve, but it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be necessarily end of valves. Okay, but what a

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Speaker 1: week it's been. Yeah, um, so what's the latest with

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Speaker 1: the impeachment real quick? It's a okay, so r I

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Speaker 1: p GOP impeachment trial, sham GOP cowards. These are like

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Speaker 1: the top trending things right now because it seems like

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Speaker 1: there will be no witnesses based on Lamar Alexander being

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Speaker 1: an absolute hero to have the courage to tell people

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Speaker 1: we don't need witnesses. They thought maybe he would be

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Speaker 1: tie breaking vote. He doesn't want any kind of anything,

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Speaker 1: uh and is retiring and couldn't even do like the

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Speaker 1: coward's way, like half coward half hero move where you

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Speaker 1: do something good on your way out right. Um and

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Speaker 1: all impeachment trials have had witnesses. This is unprecedented. They're saying,

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Speaker 1: this trial, more than any, is unprecedented in its lack

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Speaker 1: of need for witnesses, right, even though information is dropping

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Speaker 1: all over the place. Uh they're yeah, they're just not

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Speaker 1: not interested. Yeah, there's just uh So. The latest revelation

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Speaker 1: is that more than two months before he asked Ukraine's

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Speaker 1: president in May. In May, uh, President Trump directed John Bolton,

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Speaker 1: who was his national security advisor, the national security advisor

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Speaker 1: to help with his pressure campaign to extract damaging information

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Speaker 1: on Democrats from Ukrainian officials. And not only that, Pat

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Speaker 1: sipp Alone, the president's lawyer who's representing him in the

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Speaker 1: fucking Senate right now as we're speaking, was in there

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Speaker 1: and he's been up here saying, oh for like weeks

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Speaker 1: or this last week since he's been defending like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's no quid pro que. Also, like Bolton wouldn't add

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Speaker 1: anything new, my man, this he should be fusing the

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Speaker 1: room where it happens. I mean to quote John Bolton

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Speaker 1: and the play that he based that on. All these

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Speaker 1: fucking people are they're absolutely just completely fucked themselves over

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Speaker 1: to like they don't even know what the fun they're

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Speaker 1: doing anymore. A little bit curious what is about to

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Speaker 1: what we're about to learn about dirsh because he just bailed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think some people are speculating he left. Well, he

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Speaker 1: is saying he left because he had a family commitment

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Speaker 1: and they begged him to stay. But people are like, no,

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Speaker 1: it seems like you probably would have still been there

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Speaker 1: if they needed you there, but they told you to leave. Um,

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Speaker 1: possibly because he fucked up and admitted that they did

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Speaker 1: the thing that everyone's saying they did, and was just

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Speaker 1: like because tootionally, it's like, fine, they can totally you

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Speaker 1: can do that because if in your you think it's

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Speaker 1: in the interest of Americans, you can do anything. You

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Speaker 1: could round up people of color and prevent them from

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Speaker 1: voting if you think it's in your interests. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's what the fuck. And again, I mean it's it

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Speaker 1: can't be stressed enough. Man, like Pat Ship alone is

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Speaker 1: I guess a party to this crime or this offense

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Speaker 1: now and he's been in the Senate fucking lying. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's not it's not outrageous because that's what that's been

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Speaker 1: the whole plan. Now. But even know now This is

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Speaker 1: why they've been fighting the release of this book, trying

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Speaker 1: to do everything they can because details like this are

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Speaker 1: coming out and a lot of this is not even

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Speaker 1: trending really because people are The mainstream media has done

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Speaker 1: a good job of just being like, we don't really

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Speaker 1: have much more to say about this, so we're just

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Speaker 1: a kind of yeah, I mean this this latest had

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Speaker 1: like news headline definitely helped put some energy back in

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Speaker 1: some pundits sails, some wind there where they're like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what what else are we going to keep learning?

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Speaker 1: But again, until like the media like uniformly says and

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Speaker 1: it will never happen that they're like, there needs to

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Speaker 1: be witnesses, there needs to be documents that what the

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Speaker 1: Republicans doing are there's no denying is a fucking cover up.

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Speaker 1: There's no both sides in it, you know, nothing nothing,

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Speaker 1: There's there's not going to be enough public pressure to

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Speaker 1: change anything. I mean, although again we keep saying it's

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Speaker 1: a death cult. They know at the end of the

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Speaker 1: day they have to do whatever they can to maintain

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Speaker 1: this very slim, minority slice of power they have until

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Speaker 1: the end. Right. Also, an entire school district was closed

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Speaker 1: for two days after six hundred students called in sick. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So this is not necessarily linked to the coronavirus, which is,

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Speaker 1: you know, constantly trending and percolating, but more more linked

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Speaker 1: to the o are all fact that just seems like

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Speaker 1: everyone's sick. We've talked about this before, I think on

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Speaker 1: the daily zike I split. The CDC tracks this and

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Speaker 1: everyone's sick this year, and that's in keeping like the

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Speaker 1: CDC stats say, it is an unprecedentedly bad uh you know,

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Speaker 1: flu season, cold season, all that ship. There's just outbreaks

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Speaker 1: happening everywhere. So wash your fucking I mean, is it though,

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Speaker 1: isn't It couldn't be like six hundred dope students or like,

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Speaker 1: dude call in sick party. Everyone calls in sick because

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. That's also Yeah, it's a new tool

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Speaker 1: for elementary school students to add to their arsenal. Everyone

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Speaker 1: calls in sick on the same day they canceled class. Boom,

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Speaker 1: go to a party, yeah, or get it or there

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Speaker 1: can't be a test. He's there, I think because one

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Speaker 1: of um, someone I know invented a thing called a

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Speaker 1: dentist party, where there's like one set day, and you

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Speaker 1: tell all your friends to say you have a dentist

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Speaker 1: appointment that day, and then you just go to the

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Speaker 1: homies house and party or like, or you go in

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Speaker 1: and out. Some people say, like, oh, my dentist appointments

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Speaker 1: later in the day, earlier in the day. Just come through, Hang,

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Speaker 1: I haveing a dentist party. So the Senate will be

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Speaker 1: rejecting witnesses. We do know that what else big game

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Speaker 1: is coming up this weekend? My mouth? Yeah, the big game.

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Speaker 1: That's uh, we all call it Niners versus the Chiefs.

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Speaker 1: You watch it. I don't know if I'm not doing anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I Oh, everyone's like, yo,

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Speaker 1: you gotta check out my homes. Just just check in

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Speaker 1: for him. So, I mean, he is playing against the

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Speaker 1: best defense, so we'll see. Is that the deal? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fastest defense ever? Really yeah, so it could be not

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Speaker 1: the best display of his skills. We'll see. Get also great.

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Speaker 1: I just do want to shout out just the scumbags

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Speaker 1: of the San Fernando Valley really quick in one of

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Speaker 1: the areas I grew up in Sherman Oaks. Some dude,

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Speaker 1: it's trending apparently, lead fucking law enforcement on a case

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Speaker 1: and then basically shook them in a parking structure. They

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Speaker 1: seems to have successfully evaded the police. I mean that

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Speaker 1: that's like on some drivers obviously don't get into a

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Speaker 1: police chase because it endangers the lives of people, pedestrians

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Speaker 1: and other drivers. But that is fucking dopest. But I'm

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Speaker 1: also look on parts Gone Bag and when I hear

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Speaker 1: the San Fernando Valley trending on Google, I'm like, what

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Speaker 1: happened guy? Successfully? Look, I don't know what he did.

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Speaker 1: He could have done something terrible, in which case obviously

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Speaker 1: none of it matters. But if I want to distill

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Speaker 1: this down and pretend it was just a scene from

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Speaker 1: her film from Drive, Drive is such a dope movie,

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Speaker 1: and that dude has not made any good movies since.

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Speaker 1: Like what was the last thing? I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: what's his nickulas winder riffing. Yeah, I think we nailed

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Speaker 1: the pronunciation there. Uh he's But I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: just how dope car chase are. Like like that that

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Speaker 1: opening scene also Ryan uh Gosling gosling and they say

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Speaker 1: lockedy for some reason and then he just sneaks out

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Speaker 1: and uh, like in a Clippers game, right, just letting

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Speaker 1: out everybody throws the hat anyways, and then finally yeah,

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Speaker 1: so obviously people talking about the Super Bowl commercials not

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Speaker 1: as much as they used to, but uh uh there's

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Speaker 1: a Budweiser ad that is apparently using what what's the

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Speaker 1: controversy here? I don't really know. I didn't. I think

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Speaker 1: we can end it though, Okay, yeah, uh all right,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this fine for day. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna do it for the full week. What a week?

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Speaker 1: What a week? What a week? Uh? Great show in

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Speaker 1: Portland last night. Uh yeah, shout out to Portland Zeke

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Speaker 1: Gang for everybody who came out that was that was

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Speaker 1: a really fun one. So everyone who was somehow will

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Speaker 1: bilingual Japanese speakers fucking oh were there allow asking me

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Speaker 1: off guard. I was debated and people started speaking Japanese

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Speaker 1: and I was like, after the show, yeah, Mike, is

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Speaker 1: this real? Really yeah, very refined. Nobody's Japanese me because

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Speaker 1: your Japanese is that kid? I told you gotta keep working.

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Speaker 1: I know. Alright, guys, I hope everybody has a fun,

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Speaker 1: safe super Bowl weekend and we will be back on

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