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Speaker 1: Hello, this is Rolando from Brooke and Heyfrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be the sexiest both guys you've

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Speaker 1: ever heard. So I hope you are not in public

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Speaker 1: or it is probably fine.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes all it takes is one controversial tweet to bring

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Speaker 2: out our inner rage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And who tweeted it?

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Speaker 2: Not Kanye, not Elon Musk, not even Brook Fox Interesting,

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Speaker 2: it was the TSA.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, what did they say?

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Speaker 2: The TSA went viral recently after announcing on Twitter that

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Speaker 2: peanut butter is a liquid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am sorry.

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Speaker 5: I have dealt with this because my kids love peanut

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Speaker 5: butter and like in a lot of places, like when

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Speaker 5: we go to Mexico, it's just not available.

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Speaker 4: And I've tried to bring it and I actually had

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Speaker 4: it thrown out.

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Speaker 6: Try being on a college track team and all people

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Speaker 6: eat his peau.

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Speaker 4: It's the problem.

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Speaker 2: The tweet's been viewed more than twenty million times. The

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Speaker 2: post said, quote, peanut butter is a liquid. We said

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Speaker 2: what we said, liquid is a.

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Speaker 5: Liquid, not even the natural crap that I buy where

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Speaker 5: it separates.

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Speaker 2: Record the TSA it is, And if you want to

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Speaker 2: carry peanut butter on a plane, it has to be

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Speaker 2: three point four ounces or less.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: Try putting a liquid on a sandwich and eating it.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't work. If you can put it in between bread,

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Speaker 4: it's not a liquid.

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Speaker 2: Are you making a lot of making a lot of

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Speaker 2: peanut butter sandwiches on the plane midflight?

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Speaker 5: The logic behind it being liquid doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 4: And you can put it between two pieces of bread,

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Speaker 4: it is not lie.

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Speaker 3: You're compared it to a gel, which is considered a liquid.

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Speaker 2: Thick Now, some nerds online pointed out scientifically, peanut butter

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Speaker 2: is not a liquid. It's technically a non Newtonian fluid exactly,

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Speaker 2: which makes it sound even more appetizing when you put

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Speaker 2: it that way. Give me some of that non Newtonian fluid.

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Speaker 4: Please, I want a smooth Newtonian fluid.

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Speaker 2: I'll take both.

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Speaker 3: I got my fluids confiscated at TSA.

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Speaker 2: But reactions online have been pretty fun. One person called

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Speaker 2: for a congressional oversight hearing on the matter. Another was

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Speaker 2: more blunt and just tweeted to the TSA this is

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Speaker 2: why no one likes you. So yep. TSA procedures are

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Speaker 2: gonna get a little bit messier, a little more heated.

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Speaker 5: Ridiculous, like dump that jar of peanut butter. Okay, give

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Speaker 5: me eighty minutes to.

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Speaker 7: Q.

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Speaker 4: We gonna flip it upside down. I like it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I just hope. The shot collar question

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Speaker 2: of the day involved some sort of cavity search from

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Speaker 2: our own digital producer. Do you need me to assume

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Speaker 2: the position on this? Or are we good to go?

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Speaker 8: Never assume the position?

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Speaker 7: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Whatever in the room.

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Speaker 9: He always asked that there's San Francisco Bay, there's Guantanamo Bay,

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Speaker 9: but none could compare to Queen Bay. Today we celebrate

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Speaker 9: the birthday of the woman who never ages, never has

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Speaker 9: a bad hair day, and solved all ninety nine of.

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Speaker 2: Jay Z's problems, Joe Beyonce.

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Speaker 9: Before we all throw on our best sequence outfits an

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Speaker 9: attempt to hit those high notes, we're gonna see how

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Speaker 9: well you really know Beyonce. In a special Baby Day

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Speaker 9: edition twenty of twenty, I'll ask you a question about Beyonce.

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Speaker 9: You get it right, you stay in. You get it wrong,

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Speaker 9: you're kicked out of the bay Hive. We'll start with

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Speaker 9: the single lady who's begging you not to put a

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Speaker 9: ring on.

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Speaker 4: It and.

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Speaker 9: Alex Is Beyonce was born on September fourth. What's her

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Speaker 9: favorite number?

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Speaker 3: Is like super easy? I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, is it her birthday or I'm trying to

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Speaker 6: give She's a song with a number in it.

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Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of numbers that and jay

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Speaker 3: Well, thirteen.

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Speaker 6: I can't think of any of her songs for the

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Speaker 8: Alexis said eleven. That is correg September fourth. Her favorite

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Speaker 8: number is four.

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Speaker 9: Her husband jay Z born on December fourth, her mom

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Speaker 9: January fourth, her wedding anniversary is four.

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Speaker 8: To four, and her daughter Blue Ivy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, We're over to Brook now Okay Brook.

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Speaker 9: In nineteen ninety three, at twelve years old, she performed

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Speaker 9: on a popular talent show Beyonce not Brook with her

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Speaker 9: group called girl Time. What was the name of the

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Speaker 9: talent show? And if you need a hint, the hilarious

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Speaker 9: comedian Sinbad once hosted it and Brook loves Sindbad.

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Speaker 3: I remember this when I was a kid because I

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Speaker 5: I think I remember it too because I believe that

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Speaker 5: justin Timberlake was on.

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Speaker 4: It, and I believe Britney Spears. It was definitely star Search.

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Speaker 9: Y book said star Search, that is that's correg I

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Speaker 2: I never had a star Search.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. It was huge in the nineties. It

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Speaker 4: was like everything.

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Speaker 2: It was like Showtime at the Apollo before American Idol

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Speaker 4: Only children.

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Speaker 5: I mean all I remember is children because I was

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Speaker 5: a child watching it was a lot of kids.

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Speaker 4: I kept with your mom didn't put you on it.

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Speaker 7: I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm mad at her now what it gives Ryan Gosling

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Speaker 2: on enough about star Search, Let's keep going Jose.

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Speaker 9: In twenty twenty, Beyonce Nole's Carter became the only solo

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Speaker 9: artist besides Who to have a.

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Speaker 8: Number one hit in four different decades.

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Speaker 3: Wow, decades. So you have to be around a long

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Speaker 3: time and a solo artist. So Madonna is the first

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Speaker 4: But it doesn't have to be a female.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying because she's a powerful woman.

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Speaker 10: Yeah wow, Okay, Yeah, I guess I should think of

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Speaker 10: like a male artist, Like I don't know, Elton John

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Speaker 4: Decades at Lion King in the nineties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 8: Would Lion King be the number one song in the country?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Man, I think it? Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have asked plastic. Elton John with that.

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Speaker 4: Song was definitely number one.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, Jeff, I cannot get Elton John out of

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Speaker 8: I'm just gonna say John Jose said, Elton John.

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Speaker 11: That is.

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Speaker 8: Incorrect. I was looking for Mariah Carey.

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Speaker 9: Okay, we're over to Jeff Now, Jeff, you get this wrong,

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Speaker 9: Brooke will win the Beyonce edition.

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Speaker 3: Here you go appropriate.

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Speaker 9: When Beyonce was a teenager, she would perform at her

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Speaker 9: mother's job for her customers. What job did her mom have?

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Speaker 7: Easy?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: I'm not with her.

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Speaker 10: People are gonna be able to watch and sit down

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Speaker 10: and watch her stand and watch.

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Speaker 8: Her mom worked at Star Search.

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Speaker 4: Come up. Where did Tina work? What does she do?

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Speaker 3: Would be like a hair salon or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where there's a lot of customers coming in that

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Speaker 2: the waffle house.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey said, waffle house. That is incorrect.

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Speaker 9: Tina Knowles was a hairstyle and Beyonce would sing while

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Speaker 9: she Tina swept up launched.

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Speaker 4: Your whole hairline.

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Speaker 2: Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me because I

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Speaker 2: don't know everything about Beyonce. Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: Okay, that means book is one today's edition of Alenty.

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Speaker 2: Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked while singing of course,

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Speaker 2: single Ladies by Beyonce.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, So you learned something from this?

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Speaker 2: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the

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Speaker 4: Ladies to put your hands on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those lyrics aren't very creative. Jeez, don't your shot collar.

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Speaker 2: Question of the day. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: All right, Alexis, I'm gonna give you the toughest question

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Speaker 2: I've ever given you on this show. I don't want

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Speaker 2: it McDonald's chicken nuggets or not fully mixed Kraft mac

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Speaker 2: have one. What's it gonna be?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, the plumbs they just hit so good,

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Speaker 6: and later at night that's better, But then nuggets like

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Speaker 6: get a whole thing of macaroni I can eat, and

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Speaker 6: I can eat the next morning, clumpy mac and cheese.

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Speaker 2: Clumpy mac and cheese.

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Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up is because I saw

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Speaker 2: I am well dressed as always, and I did my

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Speaker 2: hair exactly like my dog, Bagel's hair. And I know

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Speaker 2: that you like that, but look, I just needed you

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Speaker 2: athletic build and dog like hairy mac and cheese. That's

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Speaker 4: Now she's drooling clumpy Maybe that's what I was saying.

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Speaker 2: Her eyes are getting all wide again. Okay, we gotta

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Speaker 2: move on and get to a brand new What's on

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Speaker 2: your mind? Think of anything else? Alexis coming up. I

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Speaker 2: love board games, but man Germans scrabble must be wild.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I could handle it anyway. Now

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Speaker 2: it's time for What's on your mind, or, as the

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Speaker 2: Germans call it, what's get koufen slashweinishten, starting with fewer

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Speaker 2: brookenhagen what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: How many vowels in that?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 4: For the first time, I was so on it as

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Speaker 4: a mom. For the first day of school this year,

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Speaker 4: Oh oh my gosh, you guys.

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Speaker 5: We came back a day early from our Labor Day

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Speaker 5: vacation to make sure that Tuesday was gonna be an

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Speaker 5: amazing day for my kids. We had the backpacks ready,

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Speaker 5: her time. We took our dog for a walk and

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Speaker 5: as we're walking and I am just soaking in what

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Speaker 5: an amazing mother I am. We come across this kid

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Speaker 5: and my husband asks him, Hey, are you excited for tomorrow?

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Speaker 4: And this is on Monday, and he goes yeah, And

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Speaker 4: he goes, yeah, I'm going fishing. I'm like, fishing, look

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Speaker 4: at a delinquent parents does he have?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, what an idiot.

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Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, I don't start tell Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Loser.

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Speaker 4: So I then look it up, just prove myself that

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Speaker 2: To see this information clearly.

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Speaker 6: So over the weekend I got to meet Jelly Roll

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I'm in this room with him and a few people.

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Speaker 4: Kay, you're so far away, I'm really far away. I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 3: Okay one point.

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Speaker 4: Please tell me you didn't tell him you're with our show. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: We got angles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have the boots look in the picture.

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Speaker 4: Though, I mean not as cute as i'd like. Like,

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Speaker 6: Next time I see him, I'll ask you everyone don't.

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Speaker 2: Yourn I've been missing something from my life lately, joy

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Speaker 2: that otherwise known as double chocolate Costco muff They have

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Speaker 2: like the Otis Spunkmeyer stuff in our break room sometimes

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Speaker 2: And I made some awkward joke about getting my muffin

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Speaker 2: Classic me. I know all the times that I've been

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Speaker 8: I already was.

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Speaker 5: You're telling me for years you didn't realize you weren't

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you were paying Costco membership that you also

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Speaker 4: didn't know about.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Do you know you could check your BAK statements?

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Speaker 2: What usually my parents would do that, Pom.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Jeff's kind of guy that won't go to the story.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know my loyalty.

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Speaker 4: Were you excited or mad at yourself?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like mad at myself. But

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Speaker 2: So life is good. I am happy permanent Costco member,

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Speaker 2: whether you know it or not. Text in seven eight

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Speaker 2: five nine two, tell us what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Textboard's blowing up seven eight five nine two with people

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Speaker 2: telling us what's on their minds. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. This text says, good morning, the best

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Speaker 2: radio station and host to ever be. Yeah, that's from

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Speaker 2: Rayah or oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: Right, Oh my gosh, do not mess up her name.

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Speaker 4: She texts it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know how to say it on a text.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you are so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Can you spell your name phonetically the next time you

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Speaker 2: text in Riya because you're making me look bad in

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's your brain.

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Speaker 2: Another text says, anytime I spray for breeze on the

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Speaker 2: for the next fifteen minutes to pick up the scent,

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Speaker 2: and I think that's good enough and your dog.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that how jose bates.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how everybody puts on their do in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's weird.

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys got a spray it on the floor though.

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Speaker 2: Another text says, Hi, Jeff, do you know I keep

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Speaker 2: a notebook filled with all of your embarrassing moments? Winky face,

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Speaker 2: twenty eighteen was a great year for you.

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Speaker 4: You do share some like doozies. Sometimes even I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm glad somebody is keeping track of what's going on,

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Speaker 2: because I've blocked every memory from this show out of

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Speaker 4: From the show, I think it's your life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's a self preservation technique.

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Speaker 5: So if they want to share a copy of that journal,

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Speaker 5: because I often forget, that would be great.

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Speaker 4: Publish that money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, make my trauma some money, please, Yeah, I have trauma.

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Speaker 4: If you don't make money off why do you think

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Speaker 4: I'm here.

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm just wondering, and don't ask why. But if you're

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 2: My question is does that count as cheating on your

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Speaker 4: I think it all depends on your pleasure level.

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Speaker 2: And plus it was for alien research. It was for

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Speaker 4: I think it's forgivable.

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Speaker 14: Okay, you could have just given him like a book

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Speaker 14: and about the human anatomy.

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Speaker 2: Of the handsome things. Yeah, but I guarantee you're gonna

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Speaker 2: a brand new edition of Busted right after this sneaky.

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Speaker 7: Husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 2: about to get busted. Be faithful to your partner doesn't

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Speaker 2: seem sexy or fun. That's why when Brooke was a

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Speaker 2: Joe he Man, and all four male power rangers right

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Speaker 2: behind Ken's back. But that didn't make it right. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know, you can justify it however you want to.

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Speaker 2: Bro I would just hope that Ken would come forward

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Speaker 2: Right here on Busted, the segment where listeners share what

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Speaker 2: they caught their exes doing in the battery powered hot

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Speaker 4: It was actually a little hand pump that you had

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Speaker 13: Yeah, so, my boyfriend and I we go to the

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Speaker 2: But they're actually really fun. They're super fun.

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Speaker 3: There's so much.

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Speaker 2: No, I swear, yeah, the top happens clearly.

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Speaker 15: Well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 13: He's literally so dumb because I'm walking around and I

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Speaker 13: He's like in full garb, dressed like this shirtless night.

451
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 4: To hang out with.

452
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 13: Well that's anyway. He's like in this jousting match. He wins,

453
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 13: but then he like goes and kisses this woman who's

454
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,160
Speaker 13: dressed as a princess, and they apparently been like quote

455
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 13: unquote fighting.

456
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 2: Over her, not like a play kiss, like a passionate

457
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 2: deep kiss.

458
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 13: Yes, And I'm so confused because I'm like we go

459
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 13: every year like did you think.

460
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 4: Did you confront him?

461
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 9: Yeah?

462
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 13: Oh no, no, No, I did more than that. I

463
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 13: caused a whole scene.

464
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 4: What did you say?

465
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 13: I was like, all right, I challenged the princess to

466
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 13: a jelous.

467
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 3: Let's go.

468
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 13: I was like, if I'm gonna catch you, I'm going

469
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 13: to humiliate you, like I'm not walk away quietly kiss

470
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 13: my man.

471
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 4: I feel like you should have taken the night down though.

472
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: Okay, let's keep going. We're gonna go to Nathan. Tell

473
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 2: us how you busted your significant other.

474
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,679
Speaker 16: Well, my girlfriend told me she couldn't hang out one

475
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 16: night because she was sick a.

476
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 4: Lot of excuses in today's busted.

477
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 16: So I decided to stop by and surprise her with,

478
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 16: you know, some blue medicine and back.

479
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 11: But I got there and she seemed really flustered when

480
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 11: I showed up.

481
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 16: Well yeah, but I sat down and started watching the

482
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 16: movie and then the doorbell rings again.

483
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 2: Take out, that's what I thought.

484
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 16: But I I got to answer it, and it's this

485
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 16: like really buff, like bodybuilder guy with this like cut

486
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 16: off shirt.

487
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 4: Why does it have to be a guy you can't fight?

488
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 16: I know, And he looks like really surprised to see me,

489
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 16: and I'm like, can I help you? And he like

490
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 16: looks down for a second, and he's like Then he says.

491
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 11: That he's the pizza guy, but oh he's lying, yeah,

492
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 11: because there was no pizza.

493
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 4: Pizza starts, Oh my god, pizza, what.

494
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: Did you do?

495
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 15: I was like, what is happening?

496
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 16: And then she tells him to come back later after

497
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 16: I leave.

498
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't forget the next time.

499
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to be rude and eat pizza in

500
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 2: front of her boyfriend. Well, she's sick, that's just.

501
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 7: Dude.

502
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 11: Yeah it was.

503
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 4: Wait did you ever get evidence that they were cheating?

504
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 4: Or is that all you needed?

505
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 15: That's all I needed?

506
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 2: Well come back when found pizza stains where they should

507
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: sausage boy? Wait, time for one more. Let's go to Dana.

508
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

509
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 17: Oh gosh, So, my boyfriend and I were long distance

510
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 17: and he slew me out to see him, and I

511
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 17: get to the airport. I see this driver holding a

512
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 17: sign with my name on it, and he's there with

513
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 17: another person.

514
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 4: The driver is or your boyfriend.

515
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 17: The name of another person.

516
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 3: Oh so is your name and another name?

517
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, my name and another name. And this guy doesn't

518
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 17: speak English very well, but he's trying to tell me,

519
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 17: We just have to wait for the other person to arrive.

520
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

521
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 17: We waited about twenty more minutes or so, and this

522
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 17: very cute brunette shows up and this is the other person,

523
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 17: and the driver dropped us both off at my boyfriend.

524
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 2: Why did your boy do that?

525
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 8: A confusion?

526
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: Was the driver not?

527
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 17: Yeah, well the driver, poor driver? Oh gosh, poor guy.

528
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 17: It wasn't like malicious, Oh, I know this guy is

529
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 17: a cheater. It was this The driver just messed up.

530
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 17: He was supposed to get us each separately so that

531
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,239
Speaker 17: we didn't find out about him.

532
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: Oh, and he was trying to save himself. Two trips

533
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 2: to the airport, the.

534
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: Driver sees the same address and it's like, why am

535
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 3: I coming back twice?

536
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 5: By two girls some different towns in on the same

537
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 5: day were dating the dumbest man.

538
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: That's more than enough time for a man to get

539
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 2: it done.

540
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was gonna be fine. So when

541
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 4: did you both realize what was happening? You and the

542
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 4: other girl.

543
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 17: I think we realized it when my boyfriend opened the

544
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 17: door took.

545
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 2: All the way up the elevator. We were like, this

546
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 2: is weird.

547
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 4: That massive aggressive, just not even he's just go to

548
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 4: the apartment next ye.

549
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

550
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 17: Well, I know, like maybe the guy had multiple trips

551
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 17: and was like, let me just drop everybody out.

552
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 2: That's horrible. Text ins seven eight five nights too. If

553
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 2: you have a funny story about how you caught your

554
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,719
Speaker 2: ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted.

555
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 7: Your phone TAP's coming up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

556
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 2: Doesn't it feel like every time you open a news site,

557
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: headlines are screaming data breach. Your personal information is all compromised.

558
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 18: Yeah, it was.

559
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 3: Yesterday, this password was found in a previous breach.

560
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 7: I know.

561
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 2: It's just happening all the time, and we're trying to

562
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 2: stop that on our end too. That's why Jose calls

563
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 2: a woman who's trying to cancel her flight and he

564
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 2: just needs to confirm that she's not a bot. Sounds simple,

565
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 2: See if she can pass our non robot test in

566
00:26:52,040 --> 00:27:00,719
Speaker 2: your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from

567
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: the Airlines Customer Care Team. My name is Sean shank.

568
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 5: Oh.

569
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 17: Hi.

570
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: Hi is this a Hannah?

571
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 4: Is her?

572
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 11: Well?

573
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 14: Hi, Hannah, I'm actually calling in response to your request

574
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 14: to cancel your flight reservation from Dallas to Detroit this Friday.

575
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 15: Request. Wait, I already canceled that flight.

576
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 14: Well, that's true, it's almost canceled. We just need to

577
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 14: confirm first that you're not a robot.

578
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 15: Really, I got a confirmation and everything.

579
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 14: I know it's kind of weird, but we've had numerous

580
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 14: security breaches, bots buying and canceling tickets, trying to liquidate

581
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 14: people's mileages.

582
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 2: It is a nightmare. So we just need to confirm

583
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 2: with you.

584
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, but I'm obviously a real person that you're

585
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 15: speaking to you, So how are you even.

586
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: Gonna I don't know that yet?

587
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 15: You don't know that?

588
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 14: Well, I'm ninety nine percent sure, of course, but I

589
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 14: do have to follow protocol.

590
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 15: Okay, go ahead, Okay, I'm.

591
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 14: Just gonna ask a couple simple questions, just like you

592
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 14: would kind of online. First one's really easy, okay, Okay,

593
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 14: when you go to bed at night, do you go

594
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 14: to sleep or do you power down?

595
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 15: Really?

596
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 14: I know it's ridiculous, but think about a robot would

597
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 14: really fail these.

598
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: So I just if you could answer clearly.

599
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 11: For me, please, I go to sleep.

600
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 8: Great, See this is easy.

601
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: I was hoping you'd say that. Okay, So now to wait.

602
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, did you did you hear that?

603
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

604
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 15: I heard that.

605
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 2: How does that sound?

606
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 15: I don't know?

607
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: Huh, there is? There is again?

608
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 8: It was like a beep, right, you heard that.

609
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: I heard that.

610
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 15: There wasn't me.

611
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 14: It sounds like some sort of automated response. But I'm

612
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 14: sure it's a sound that happened within our system or

613
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 14: the phone lines or something.

614
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: Weird.

615
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: It's fine, Let's just go to the next thing.

616
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 14: Okay, Okay, I need you to put your left arm

617
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 14: at your side and then slowly raise it up into

618
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 14: the air.

619
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 8: Why uh you know.

620
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 14: I I'm following a script here, so I really just

621
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 14: need you to do the things, you know, so we could.

622
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 2: Prove you're not a robot, which is simple.

623
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 15: Okay, it's at my side and I'm raising it up.

624
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 7: Whoa uh.

625
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 5: Hello?

626
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

627
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, was that.

628
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: That was weird?

629
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 15: I think you're putting these sounds in because I.

630
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 11: Know it's not me.

631
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: Why would I do that.

632
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 8: I'm the one trying to confirm you're not a robot.

633
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 15: Oh, I'm not making those sounds. Do you understand?

634
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 5: Like?

635
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 15: This doesn't sound good?

636
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 14: I'm sorry I missed the last thing you said because

637
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 14: that little the beep or something, whatever button you're pressing

638
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 14: on your exoskeleton or arm or whatever.

639
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 7: You know.

640
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry that was a back conclusion.

641
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 8: I should not assume things.

642
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 15: I'm not a robot.

643
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 14: Look, I believe you, but you're you're just not passing

644
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 14: the actual test. So I just need you to please

645
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 14: walk around the room very quickly. But if you don't,

646
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 14: I can't officially cancel your flight and you will be charged.

647
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 14: And I don't want to do none of us want that.

648
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I don't have all day.

649
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: Just give me a couple of steps and just tell

650
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: me before you do it.

651
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 13: I'm walking, okay, Oh what are you doing?

652
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 8: I'm at a loss for words.

653
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 2: I don't even know at this point. I can hear

654
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: your metal shoes.

655
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 15: Whatever you're doing right now? Is it funny?

656
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 11: You know?

657
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: You're probably right. This is pretty stupid. Remember a radio brink?

658
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 17: Wait what?

659
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: Because this is actually what did you did you say something?

660
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 14: Oh my god, this is actually Hull's a for the

661
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 14: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

662
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 3: You're doing a phone tap on you going on. Your

663
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 3: boyfriend Leo set you up.

664
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 2: He said you canceled a flight and you're super upset

665
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 2: about it.

666
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 8: I knew that it was so weird.

667
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 13: I lived it and you guys started flying.

668
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 14: Sound effects, all those sound effects that are actually that's

669
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 14: actually my arm moving.

670
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm leaving, I'm walking away. I need an update.

671
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, cannot comp out.

672
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 7: The week up. Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings

673
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 7: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

674
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: Meeting someone out of the club is not easy.

675
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I just mean, like, actually meet it up,

676
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

677
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: Like the noise level alone. Oh yeah, he makes it

678
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 2: hard to compliment. It's like, hey, it's like, hey, I

679
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 2: like your dad.

680
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 19: I said, I like your boot. No, I bet they

681
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 19: wanted pension. No, your boots, I'm saying, I'm up back

682
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 19: with your boots like.

683
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: The ones on your feet. No, I'm saying boots.

684
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 3: Okay.

685
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 2: How this is why I always have to bring an

686
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: ice pack to the bars with you now, because it

687
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: is a rough out there. That doesn't sound any better, though.

688
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says he managed to make a

689
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: genuine connection with a woman all because of a trick

690
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 2: that he's been using for years to meet gorgeous ladies,

691
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 2: and he's gonna share it with all of our listeners.

692
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your brand new Second Date Update,

693
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: Next Second Date Updated. Every guy wants to know the

694
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: secret for how to meet gorgeous women every time.

695
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 4: You go out, Okay, and.

696
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 2: Everybody would want to know what that secret was.

697
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 4: Secret find the gorgeous ladies too. Where are we at?

698
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:16,479
Speaker 2: It's actually really easy. Just be hot, rich, or foreign,

699
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: any one of those, preferably all three. But if you're

700
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: just one, you shouldn't even have to try. Well, the

701
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: thing is I get if you're not any of those, Alexis,

702
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: don't say you don't worry. There's still hope because one

703
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 2: of our listeners says he figured out a simple trick

704
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: that allows any man to easily meet the hottest girls

705
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: at the club every night. Says it works for him,

706
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 2: but apparently he might have to hang up his trick

707
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: for good because he thinks he may have found a really,

708
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: really special lady. That's why he needs our help. So

709
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 2: let's talk to Wes. Wes, welcome to the show Manky,

710
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: thanks for having me.

711
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 6: Okay, I love hearing these tricks from a guy perspectively.

712
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 5: I'm always like skeptical because it's like a club and

713
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: there's tricks like it feels.

714
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 2: Okay, and Wes, can you confirm you're not foreign, hot

715
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 2: or rich?

716
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 11: I mean I can't run out hot saying I wouldn't

717
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 11: say I'm on the.

718
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: All right, So this would work for anybody. What's your

719
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: secret you're going to share with us?

720
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 17: Yeah?

721
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna give a pointer out of folks.

722
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the thing.

723
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 11: You gotta think psychology, right, So I try and find

724
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 11: a place where most women go.

725
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 4: That's a good thing to do before you try to

726
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 4: meet a woman. I like it so far.

727
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: Where most women go.

728
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 11: Most women go to clubs. So you see a lot

729
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 11: of women in clubs, right.

730
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 3: Because they get and.

731
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 2: Get Step one, go to the club.

732
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 3: Okay, I think everyone's already doing step one.

733
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 5: I don't know if you can find a club that's

734
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 5: all dudes, tell me because I'll be there.

735
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: Well, it's probably they're probably not into you, brother, Wes.

736
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: You're definitely You're smoother than I thought you would be,

737
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 2: So keep going. Now you're at the club, all right.

738
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 11: So we're at the club, got tons of women there.

739
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 11: What all women want?

740
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 8: Money?

741
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 7: Drinks?

742
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 15: You free drink.

743
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 4: But I thought you.

744
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 11: I'm going there. You definitely not rich, but you got

745
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 11: to give some kind of incentives. So what I do

746
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 11: is I go to the bar. I turned my back

747
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 11: to the bartender, so I see all the women coming

748
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 11: towards me. They're coming for me. So instead of me

749
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 11: having to go and find them, approach them that coming towards.

750
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 12: Me, I'm sorry, you block the bar well event towards her.

751
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 4: They're just in line, pushing the.

752
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: Blocking everyone in his mind. They're coming towards there.

753
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 4: I see a gap.

754
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: I mean that sounds funny, but I can see in

755
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: like in a psychology way, you're kind of tricking yourself

756
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,720
Speaker 2: into not being scared.

757
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's working better on you than women so far.

758
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: Confidence Sure, So how do you get the women to

759
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: actually like engage with you and not push you out

760
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 2: of the way to get to the bar without.

761
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 3: Having to buy ten drinks?

762
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 11: So this is the deal. I say that it's my birthday,

763
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 11: and I asked them if they like to do a

764
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 11: shot with me.

765
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, birthday shot.

766
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 5: Birthday shot shot means that your your interaction with them

767
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 5: is usually about twenty five seconds long.

768
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 6: So I would say yes too, because that's perfect totally.

769
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the opening line.

770
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 11: Maybe we get into conversation, you know, usually try and

771
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 11: get us some kind of compliment.

772
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So the trick is a lie to them

773
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 5: and tell them it's your birthday.

774
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm a young old dude, you know what

775
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 11: I'm saying. I do this everywhere I go, and you know,

776
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 11: it works, like ninety nine percent of the time. It

777
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 11: works at least get a conversation going. Maybe that leads

778
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 11: to a dance and dance floor, maybe that brings me

779
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 11: over to the rest of the girlfriends. But once I'm in,

780
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 11: I'm in.

781
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 2: You know, okay that birthday day.

782
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 4: Who's the special one that you're in with?

783
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said you met a us a girl using

784
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 2: this tactic.

785
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, so I met this girl named Tina. She did

786
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 11: the birthday shot with me. She started asking me what

787
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 11: I'm doing for the weekend I'm celebrating. Learned a little

788
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 11: bit about her, she learned a little bit about me.

789
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 11: There was a vibe we made out.

790
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 4: Again. You're at a club, Like, what else do you do?

791
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 5: Like, I mean, my fat days are over, but like

792
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 5: free shots and making out with randos on the day.

793
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but you're being kind of a hater on

794
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 2: his day.

795
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 4: I have to saying, it's not that much different than

796
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 4: it used to be. Jess.

797
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: I think this is great. It's working for you. Clearly

798
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 2: you met this great girl, Tina, had a perfect connection

799
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: with her. So how did that night end?

800
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 11: It was real oftensic connection. Like I said, we made

801
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 11: out text a little bit the next day, try to

802
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 11: plan something, but she stopped returning my text.

803
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 4: Okay, do you have any idea why?

804
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 11: I have no idea why. Like I said, I've been

805
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 11: doing this for a while, I'm ready to meet the

806
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 11: one and I actually was genuinely interested in what she

807
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 11: had to offer and what we talked about and whatnot.

808
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 2: All right, well we're gonna give this all that we have,

809
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: right Brooke?

810
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean club, you know how it goes.

811
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 5: Actually, I'm rooting for you, man, Like I think it's

812
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 5: sweet that you met somebody that you think is really special.

813
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 5: I just don't need you to be disappointed if she

814
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 5: wasn't taking it as seriously as you were.

815
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 8: And at least you have the trick.

816
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 3: Even if she doesn't like you, you can you got

817
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: the icebreaker trick.

818
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 2: She gave you her number.

819
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 3: That's a good sign and she kissed well again, sorry

820
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 3: for good. That's not a big thing.

821
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 11: I make out with a lot of women doing this

822
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 11: like he had happen, but they're not a lot that

823
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 11: I get into a good conversation and get a phone

824
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 11: number with and like have a genuine vibe with. Like,

825
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 11: you know, quick and easy as one thing, but quality

826
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 11: is something different.

827
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 4: She stands out.

828
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Well, let's call this quality woman Tina. We'll

829
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 2: come back and get you your second date update, so

830
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 2: you can retire this trick forever. Wow, or at least

831
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: till next Friday. We're gonna do it right after this

832
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: second date update. It's not easy for the average guy

833
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 2: to meet a woman nowadays on the apps or out

834
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: in the wild. Yeah, you gotta be sneaky and kind

835
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 2: of smart about it, like our listener West.

836
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 14: When he said that, Jeff, you don't surprise ladies by

837
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 14: jumping up tactical.

838
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 2: Maybe that's a better word.

839
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 5: Better.

840
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: Our listener West said he uses a trick. It's kind

841
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 2: of a psychology hack when he goes out to the

842
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 2: clubs where he puts his back to the bartender so

843
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 2: it looks like the women are approaching him instead of

844
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: the bar.

845
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 4: Come to me, my beautiful ladies.

846
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 2: And when he sees one that meets his standards, just

847
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 2: like a crouching tiger, he pounces and says, Hey, it's

848
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: my birthday. You want to have a free shot to celebrate?

849
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 8: Okay?

850
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the word free and there really helps

851
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 4: that statement.

852
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 2: And even though he's been using that trick for who knows,

853
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: maybe months, for years, it sounds like he says he

854
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 2: finally found a special lady named Tina who he could

855
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: see having maybe more than just a dance for a makeup.

856
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 4: He likes her.

857
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 2: Yes, So, Brooke, how are we going to help him

858
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 2: pull this off today?

859
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 3: Well?

860
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 5: I don't think we're going to reveal that he's been

861
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 5: trying a trick for years and then it finally worked

862
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 5: on her.

863
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 2: You know, that's a good point, unless Wes wants us

864
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: to bring that up with.

865
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got you, Wes, I got your back, all right.

866
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 2: Okay, another tactical move on our part.

867
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 4: How are you feeling right now?

868
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 2: Wes?

869
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 11: I mean, you know, like I said, I'm at a

870
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 11: point where I want to meet the one and I'm

871
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 11: feel a little vulable right now. I'm ready to get

872
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 11: his going.

873
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 2: Okay, well, maybe this will help. I want you to

874
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 2: picture yourself with your back to a virtual bar right now,

875
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 2: and let's pretend that it's your birthday today. Yeah, yeah,

876
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 2: he already chilled out a little bit. Let's call Tina here.

877
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: I'll see if she picks up. Hopefully we can get

878
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: some answers from her. Here we go, Hello, Hey, Hey,

879
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 2: is this Tina Smooth?

880
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: Jeff?

881
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's what I was thinking of. Say, yeah,

882
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 4: I'm pushing Jeff aside to get to the bar.

883
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 2: I had something in my throat. I was trying not

884
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 2: to cough. He sorry, Tina, are you there?

885
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 11: Yeah? Who is this?

886
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's a lot of us.

887
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

888
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 2: in the Morning.

889
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 18: It's who what is this?

890
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 2: We're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're a radio

891
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: show and you're on it right now on a segment

892
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 2: called a second Date Update.

893
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 3: Hey, which is awesome, She says.

894
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 2: Okay, I heard the skepticism. So it's actually a really

895
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 2: cool thing that we do where we try and help

896
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 2: our listeners get back in touch with someone after they

897
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 2: went on a date or they met out somewhere and

898
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 2: had a really nice time together and that was the

899
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 2: case with you and a guy named Wes. Oh wesh. Yeah, yeah,

900
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: you met each other out at the bars one night

901
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 2: and it was Wes's birthday, so you guys took like

902
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 2: a celebratory shot together and ended up vibing and pretty

903
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: much hanging out all night in a great time.

904
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 18: Well, I thought he was a good guy. He was

905
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 18: that moose kind of talker that I like, and he

906
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 18: dressed really nice and.

907
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Speaker 4: I like that.

908
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the type.

909
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 4: Keep going, I'm you how this conversation started.

910
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Speaker 3: If you know.

911
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: We're talking to teen or now, Well that sounds really positive.

912
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened?

913
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 18: Well, I've got friends that have had really bad experiences

914
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 18: with guys like you can never really tell what.

915
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 4: The deal is you mean as women who date men.

916
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 18: Yes, yes, yes, that's what I mean. So I went

917
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 18: on Facebook and I went to a page are we

918
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 18: dating the same guy?

919
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 15: Ge?

920
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 3: Well, toxic.

921
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 4: I don't know if you can believe anything that's on there.

922
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 2: Well, for people that don't know, what is that.

923
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 18: It's a Facebook page that women go on and they

924
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 18: post pictures of guys that other women should be suspect of.

925
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 4: But you don't know, like you don't know if these

926
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 4: women have been like jolted or you.

927
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 6: Know, like my cousin cousin dated him.

928
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 4: And it's cruel, Like there's cruel stuff I see.

929
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 2: So, so you're saying you went on there and saw

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00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 2: Wes somewhere.

931
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 18: Yes, his picture was on there and there were comments,

932
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 18: Oh I took a shot with him on his birthday

933
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 18: and clearly, yeah, the same exact thing. I guess he

934
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 18: has more than one birthday.

935
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 4: Well, isn't that amazing?

936
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 7: Who can.

937
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 4: Impressive?

938
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

939
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 4: Technology, you didn't like that he was using that to

940
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 4: meet you?

941
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 11: Oh?

942
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 18: Oh no, I did not like that at all, you know,

943
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 18: And I'm still going out to the clubs, but I

944
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 18: certainly am looking for a long term relationship. I don't

945
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Speaker 18: have time game.

946
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 2: Well so is Wes. Wes said that he wants a

947
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 2: long term thing too.

948
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 4: Is that's the worst thing that was said about him.

949
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 4: I've seen meter stuff on there.

950
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, And sometimes some people like they take their birthday

951
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: and they stretch it out for like a whole week,

952
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: for a whole month, and it's like my birthday month.

953
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what was going on.

954
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 18: Yeah, I don't know.

955
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 2: I don't know either. The only way to find out

956
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 2: is to have you actually talk to Wes about it?

957
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 4: Birthday tree?

958
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: And wouldn't you know he's listening right now on the

959
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 2: other phone line waiting to talk to you.

960
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 5: Hi.

961
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 18: Hey, I didn't know you're on the other line.

962
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 11: Well, how you going?

963
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 18: I mean, yeah, listen. I just had to look into

964
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 18: a little bit more West because you are a smooth

965
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 18: moving guy, you know. So I went on this page

966
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 18: and there are other women out there saying, Oh, I

967
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 18: had a birthday shot with him too, like two months ago.

968
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 18: Oh you must have more than one birthday.

969
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 11: I mean, busted, it's happened.

970
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 3: Segment.

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00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 11: Look, I am at a point in my life where

972
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 11: I am trying to change things. I really enjoyed the

973
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 11: time that we had.

974
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 2: I really did.

975
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 11: So that's what I told Broken the crew, that I

976
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 11: enjoyed the time we had. And I was thinking, there's

977
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 11: other things that you don't know about me that I

978
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 11: would like you get to know, like, oh, I don't

979
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 11: like putting my business out there like that, but I'm

980
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 11: me a wealthy guy.

981
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, come hold on, wait a second, let's

982
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 2: see where this goes.

983
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 18: You're wealthy.

984
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 11: Actually am doing well. I've got a car dealership that's

985
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 11: been doing well, and sometimes I do a home two

986
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 11: of them? Yes, two?

987
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 4: How do you only sometimes own a car dealership?

988
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 3: Was he owns the other one?

989
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 5: To tell her what you know that you met this

990
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 5: amazing woman, that you had this connection that you've never

991
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 5: had with anybody else before, and that you're so excited

992
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 5: about it.

993
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 2: Boo, talk more about the cars.

994
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 11: Why can't both things be true?

995
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 7: You know what?

996
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 18: I don't know like I am. Maybe I'm not at

997
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 18: that place where I'm looking for a long term Maybe

998
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 18: I'm just looking for a guy who's got a book

999
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 18: or two and he's willing to check out.

1000
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 2: Are you saying that you don't believe him about the cars?

1001
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 11: Or do you know?

1002
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 18: What I'm saying at this point is I don't care

1003
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 18: if he's willing to take out on spend money on

1004
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 18: me and make out again.

1005
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 5: All he had to say was I'm rich and I

1006
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 5: sometimes own two car dealerships.

1007
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: I'm trying to understand where your mind is at.

1008
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 11: We don't need to understand anything, We just need to

1009
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 11: go out.

1010
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 2: But no, okay, I don't know how.

1011
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 4: Hey you free drinks?

1012
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 2: Well, officially, we'd like to offer to send you two

1013
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 2: out on a date.

1014
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: This is perfect this is his birthday in a couple

1015
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 3: of days.

1016
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it a birthday.

1017
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 3: No, it comes up every month.

1018
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 18: Brooks, No, it's today, it's today.

1019
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, in honor of his birthday today, would you

1020
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 2: like to meet up with Wes one more time and

1021
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: we would pay for the date?

1022
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 18: Absolutely not. I just scammed him like he scammed me.

1023
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: Wait, oh my god, Okay, what's going on here?

1024
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 11: I mean, did you not get it? Like I said,

1025
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 11: I'm rich.

1026
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 18: Nobody believes that, just like every girl on that Facebook page.

1027
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 4: Why do I feel like his picture is getting posted

1028
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 4: a second time?

1029
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, on Forbes. That's where it's going to be.

1030
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 8: A billionaire.

1031
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 11: I'm really prone right now, you know. Like I said,

1032
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 11: it's not every day that I'm vulnerable and put myself

1033
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 11: out there and actually trying. Thank you, I think.

1034
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 5: So.

1035
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 4: Okay, let's just remember you weren't totally honest with her.

1036
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 2: Just because he wasn't rich at the start of the

1037
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 2: call and then he was rich by the end doesn't

1038
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 2: mean that he's not being honest.

1039
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 3: Brokluctuates a lot.

1040
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: Bro Yes, ten million dollars can come and go into

1041
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: accounts all the time.

1042
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 15: It loses.

1043
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: Do I have a three color.

1044
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 7: Dealerships brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1045
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 2: Wow, was she a hundred times smarter than most of

1046
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 2: the people we have on this show or a thousand

1047
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: times I'm smarter, you mean.

1048
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 4: Smarter than us because I totally fell for it.

1049
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all if I'm a recapping what just happened.

1050
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: She knew about his little trick that he had been

1051
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 2: running at the bars. Yeah, and then once she figured

1052
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 2: out he was on the phone, instead of just turning

1053
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: him down, she had to mess with him and mess

1054
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: with him big time, mess with all of us.

1055
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was brutal.

1056
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 5: I mean, he was just trying to meet somebody, that's

1057
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 5: all he was trying to do. I mean he did

1058
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 5: lie a little bit.

1059
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she believed the Facebook posts a little

1060
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: bit too intensely.

1061
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 4: I need to know how many comments were on it,

1062
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 4: you know it.

1063
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 3: Or like, fine, that's a good point.

1064
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I mean I was so excited when she

1065
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: was saying yes, a little confused, sure, but excited, And

1066
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: then we all got crushed.

1067
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 4: Ye looks like not all internet fame is good fame.

1068
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh you know, I never would have thought that. Yeah, weird,

1069
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 2: But you know what, we can always try and help

1070
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,240
Speaker 2: you with your love life. If you want to email

1071
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you

1072
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: back and go check out all of our second dates

1073
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcast at Brook and.

1074
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1075
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 2: Laser Stories in just a few minutes, it's Brook and

1076
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. But before we get to that,

1077
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 2: we only have a small amount of time for my

1078
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: favorite segment, what headlines Only? Where I read a big

1079
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 2: news headline from the media and then give you zero

1080
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 2: extra details or information about it.

1081
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you got to If you want more.

1082
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: Ask Jeeves, not me. You're your first headline only trend

1083
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: gone too far? Parents are now naming their babies Demure.

1084
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 2: If you don't know what I'm talking about, that means

1085
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: you probably had a great summer and weren't leached on

1086
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 2: to your social media. Congratulations your next headline only.

1087
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Speaker 4: You know what this segment not demure, Say that's how

1088
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 4: we like.

1089
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 2: It, Your next headline only. Florida teacher arrested for using

1090
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: her legs to put a three year old in a

1091
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,959
Speaker 2: headlock during story time.

1092
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 8: And I know a lot of you are.

1093
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 2: Wondering what story was it. Is there a good reason

1094
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 2: to suplex a toddler? I can't tell you that because

1095
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: this is headlines only. Next up, Thailand company offers interesting

1096
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: benefit to employees called tinder leave. Does that mean paid

1097
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 2: time off to go out on hot dates? I'll never tell,

1098
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: but I do hope that company responds to my job application.

1099
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 2: After this segment is over and your final headline only

1100
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 2: Hidden Valley wants us to try adding ranch to as

1101
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 2: it did work.

1102
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1103
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 2: I didn't say pancakes, so we're taking it as a rand.

1104
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: Those were your headlines only for the week. Laser Stories

1105
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 2: is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

1106
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: that's doing a Crocodile Hunter spinoff called People Hunter, where

1107
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 2: an Australian guy jumps on the backs of large American tourists,

1108
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: wrestles them to the ground, and then pats their bellies

1109
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: to put them right to sleep. You can learn a

1110
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 2: lot from the People Hunter and from Laser Stories.

1111
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 3: One's getting toy really quickly.

1112
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 4: Why would I pay for that service?

1113
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 9: Totally?

1114
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1115
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 2: The segment where we read weird news stories around the

1116
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 2: globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a

1117
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 2: laser and there's other BOSSI Assis just don't this first

1118
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 2: laser story is out of gamers corner. Yes, if you

1119
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 2: know a kid that's a hardcore gamer or an adult,

1120
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 2: then you know they can't stop long enough to answer

1121
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 2: the door, answer the phone, or answer you because they're

1122
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 2: stuck on level ninety five of Lawnmower Simulator Grassroots Revolution.

1123
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Speaker 10: Seriously, now everything is live, so when mom says pause

1124
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 10: the game, I can't pause it.

1125
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 4: Okay Mom, I'm still saying that to your mom stopping.

1126
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 3: I'll be out there in a minute. I'm not ready

1127
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 3: for dinner.

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00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 2: So if they're too busy live gaming, this is something

1129
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 2: they might be into. Kines apparently developed a robot that

1130
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 2: can give gamers an extra hand by dipping their snacks

1131
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: for them and feeding them as they play.

1132
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 5: Because it's so intense you can't even put the controller

1133
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 5: down for a second.

1134
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: The hands free dipping machine is called the Hum Hum

1135
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: and it recently debuted at the Esports World Cup in

1136
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: Saudi Arabia.

1137
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 5: It's a robot hold as a chicken nugga on it,

1138
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 5: and then there's two either ranch or ketchup that it

1139
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 5: can dip it.

1140
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,479
Speaker 2: It's got a mechanical hand that can dip and feed

1141
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 2: the gamers while they continue on with their game. The

1142
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 2: players can activate the machine using pedals, but future editions

1143
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 2: of the Hum Hum will be controlled by voice commands

1144
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 2: and face recognition, so I can just yell, it'll.

1145
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 5: Know exactly what to do until it malfunctions and you're

1146
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 5: eating eighty like you become Joey Chestnut chicken nuggets in

1147
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 5: three seconds.

1148
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: On the surface, it seems like a silly stunt, but

1149
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 2: they say it's serious.

1150
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 4: Oh, really serious.

1151
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 2: And there are photos of this thing on the Brook

1152
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey insta stories if you're curious. But that said,

1153
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: it's unclear if they would ever be made available for

1154
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 2: sale publicly, and if so, how much they would cost.

1155
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 4: Okay, no one's reevaluating their life that they need this.

1156
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 7: I know.

1157
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying. Brook. This is what a

1158
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: girlfriend is for, right, Okay, good point, Brook. This next

1159
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 2: laser story is out of free It's out of Japan.

1160
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 3: Girlfriends.

1161
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 2: A twenty four year old name Uki Tatanabe begins work

1162
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 2: at nine am every day, and if it's a good day,

1163
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 2: she goes home at nine pm. On a bad day,

1164
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 2: she'll be there till eleven at night. God, And that's

1165
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 2: fairly normal in Tokyo for professionals to work twelve to

1166
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 2: fourteen hour days.

1167
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 4: Why don't we have families and kids over here?

1168
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 3: Seriously?

1169
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 11: And it's.

1170
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 2: Uki worked for one of Japan's largest telecom companies and

1171
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 2: after three years she realized the long days were affecting

1172
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: her health and she knew she needed to quit, but

1173
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 2: her boss wouldn't let her.

1174
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 4: Nobody got.

1175
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

1176
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 4: They wouldn't letter you just leave? You don't come back, Guki.

1177
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 2: You know, in Japan, workers traditionally stick with one employer

1178
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 2: for decades or their entire life, okay, and if they

1179
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: give a resignation letter, it can be seen as the

1180
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 2: ultimate form of disrespect. The bosses often just rip the

1181
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 2: letters up and force the worker to stay in their job,

1182
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: and then punish them by assigning them even more.

1183
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 5: Hours otten making a note never moved to Japan.

1184
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 4: To be a professional.

1185
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: It's gotten so bad with employers. They'll even come to

1186
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 2: your apartment and refuse to leave unless you agree to

1187
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 2: come back to work.

1188
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 4: Oh hey, so your boss is stucking you basically.

1189
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 2: Pretty much, and you Key, along with eleven thousand others

1190
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 2: this year alone, have hired a resignation agency to quit

1191
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 2: for them for one hundred and fifty dollars. The firm

1192
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: pledges to help employees tender their resignations, negotiate with their companies,

1193
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: and provide lawyers if legal disputes arise. Yay, and it's

1194
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,479
Speaker 2: so popular there. The owner says they have a six

1195
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 2: month wait list to get onto the resignation line.

1196
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 8: People can't quit.

1197
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 3: That's so weird.

1198
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 5: It really makes me rethink my whole like employment situation here,

1199
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 5: be more grateful for it.

1200
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 3: You know, I wish you were the opposite way when

1201
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 3: they come to fire me and I'm like, I decline

1202
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 3: your yeah.

1203
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 5: Yeah lawyer, and come back, sit on your doorstep.

1204
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 4: Till you let me out.

1205
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 2: This next Lazer stories out of Fall Headquarters. Do you

1206
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 2: love pumpkin spice like it's your job? Well, it could be,

1207
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 2: actually if you're hired as a pumpkin spice taste tester. Wow,

1208
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: a national marketing company, says they'll pay someone one thousand

1209
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 2: dollars to try all of the pumpkin flavored products that

1210
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 2: Trader Joe's are gonna be selling TJS.

1211
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 4: TJS do have some good pumpkin.

1212
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: Also have to rate each product, and the actual job

1213
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 2: title is Pumpkin Spice Pundit. As for how many Trader

1214
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 2: Joe's pumpkins spice products you'll have to try, they say

1215
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 2: last year it was around thirty. This year close to sixty.

1216
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 2: Stepping it up everything from pumpkins waffles to pumpkin spice

1217
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 2: ginger brew and you'll only have about two weeks to

1218
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 2: do it.

1219
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 3: Oh man, it's better eating.

1220
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 12: It's gonna move into other industries like plumbers and stuff

1221
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 12: will be like, yeah, I got puking spice cocking.

1222
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that happens a month after.

1223
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: You need to be eighteen or older if you want

1224
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: to apply, and you have to live close enough to

1225
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: a Trader Joe's to shop in person. On top of

1226
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: the thousand bucks, you'll also get a five hundred dollars

1227
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 2: gift card in order to buy everything.

1228
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 5: Oh my god, do you think that you finally never

1229
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 5: want to eat pumpkin spice again?

1230
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 3: If you do, I don't think.

1231
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 2: We'll have details on our Insta stories. If you're looking

1232
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 2: to apply, you have to do it by next Tuesday.

1233
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of the vast Land

1234
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 2: of Beverages thinking about knocking back a few beers for

1235
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 2: the start of the NFL season. If you really want

1236
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: to up your chances of puking, here's another option. Trending

1237
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 2: on social media is something called gator wine.

1238
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 4: I'm listening, what do you have for me, Jeffrey.

1239
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 2: That's wine plus gatorade.

1240
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 6: Get the electrolytes in.

1241
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 4: It's like the world's trashiest sangrea.

1242
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like.

1243
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 2: There is a specific recipe, so I don't just go

1244
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: tossing a lemon line and with some charpena. That would

1245
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 2: be stupid.

1246
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 4: Let me guess you have to have red gatorade.

1247
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 2: No, the real recipe is equal parts light blue Glacier

1248
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 2: freeze gatorade along with any cheap red wine that's less

1249
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 2: than twelve dollars a bottle.

1250
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 4: I really thought we were going to go with a

1251
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 4: soft blanc to.

1252
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 2: Mixure that it blew up. After a popular YouTube series

1253
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 2: called Binging with Babbish did a taste test. The guy

1254
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: didn't love it, but said it was better than cheap

1255
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 2: wine just on its own, So he used Glacier freeze

1256
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 2: Gatorade like the recipe said, plus a cheap bottle of

1257
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 2: Barefoot Pinot noir.

1258
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 4: Oh see I want to know how the headache is

1259
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 4: the next morning. Like doesn't improve it.

1260
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 2: Sure you might get sick, but at least you'll be

1261
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: somewhat hydrated like an athlete. This guy always has a

1262
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 2: box of gator Wine ready for any occasion. He doesn't

1263
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 2: drink it, though he swims laps in it. Good for

1264
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: the joints. That sound means Laser Stories has come to

1265
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 2: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same

1266
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: time on.

1267
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 7: Friday, Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1268
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 2: Got another new player to the game today. Her name

1269
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 2: is Mary, and she says she has been trying to

1270
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: get onto this segment for over fifteen years. Finally made

1271
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 2: it in. She remembers back when Brooke was endorsing Fox News,

1272
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 2: before it was even all that. I can't remember what

1273
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 2: was the underground title that they were using back then,

1274
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: the Patriot Network.

1275
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 4: You were such a terrible name.

1276
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 2: I just remember you showing up to work in those

1277
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: red blazers saying, oh, I got to do another conservative

1278
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 2: spot today. Well, keep your politics out of the show.

1279
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 2: Please save it for November. Mary, I apologize. Welcome to

1280
01:00:58,880 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 2: the show.

1281
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 4: Do you have to deal with people like this in

1282
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 4: your life too?

1283
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 2: Some people all the time.

1284
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 17: But I just right back.

1285
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 2: Alright, Brook's got to leave the studio if I'm assuming

1286
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: to do some sort of podcast appearance.

1287
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, So he's going to keep talking over you

1288
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 5: so no one can hear what you're saying.

1289
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 2: In an hour, Yeah, listen to her over there. We

1290
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 2: got to get to some trivia here, Mary, Are you

1291
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 2: ready to do that?

1292
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 17: I don't know, but yes, okay.

1293
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 2: We're all in your corner.

1294
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 4: Here, Mary.

1295
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1296
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 2: If you don't know when you could say past, you

1297
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 2: have to beat her outright if you want to win, though,

1298
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now on

1299
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 2: this day. In twenty twelve, Michael Strahan officially officially joined

1300
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 2: Kelly Rippa on the TV show Live, which longtime co

1301
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 2: host did he replace?

1302
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 9: Read it?

1303
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 2: What famous South American river translates to River of January

1304
01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 2: in English. The email system Hotmail is now called what.

1305
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 7: Oh pa?

1306
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 2: What's the official term for the fear of the number eight?

1307
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 15: Octaphobia?

1308
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 2: When you're an awarded knighthood in England? What prefix is

1309
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 2: added before your legal name?

1310
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 11: Sir oh Mary?

1311
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 8: I think the weight was worth it.

1312
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 2: That was awesome. Brooke is coming back into the studio

1313
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 2: now so toned down the liberal talk. So it says

1314
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 2: here Mary on my screener that you are a paralegal

1315
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 2: and a mom to a nine year old. In the

1316
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 2: highlight of your summer was traveling to Alaska to see Ludacris.

1317
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 7: What.

1318
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was just over the weekends.

1319
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 6: So that was fun.

1320
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 4: Wait, Luda in Alaska?

1321
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 11: Ludas at the state fair.

1322
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 4: Okay, okay. What was the best food at the Alaska

1323
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 4: State Fair?

1324
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 7: Oh?

1325
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 17: I think a corn fritters, A lot of fried suits.

1326
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, as it should be.

1327
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 4: So we're getting some caribou or something there.

1328
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 3: I just want a whole fried Whaley.

1329
01:02:59,240 --> 01:02:59,439
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1330
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 2: It's a team effort. Okay, Brooks, your turn? Are you ready?

1331
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 4: I think so?

1332
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts screwed me? Okay, bad luck,

1333
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 2: your time starts now on this day. In twenty twelve,

1334
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 2: Michael Strahan officially joined Kelly Rippa on the TV show

1335
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 2: Live What longtime co Host? Did he replace Ryan Seacrest?

1336
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 2: What Famous South American River translates to River of January

1337
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 2: in English?

1338
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 4: Amazon River.

1339
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 2: The email system hotmail is now called what I'll look,

1340
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 2: What's the official term for the fear of the number

1341
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 2: eight octophobia. When you are awarded knighthood in England, what

1342
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: prefects is added to the front of your legal name, sir.

1343
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 2: It's so real sounding. Let's go to the scoreboard and

1344
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 2: see how you all did with Jose.

1345
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 7: That's what I love about these high school girls. I

1346
01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 7: get older, the same agita.

1347
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 3: That was funny when I was in high school. Now

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Speaker 3: on the gross we all thought it. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say this my whole life.

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Speaker 5: And Leonardo DiCaprio still is Mary good?

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Speaker 3: You got four today?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, Emma give it to me. I hate it.

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Speaker 7: Oh my.

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Speaker 2: My, congratulations, your beat broken questions and you won the

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Speaker 2: popular vote. Well done? What the scoreboard for everybody here

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Speaker 2: on this day. In twenty twelve, Michael Strahan officially joined

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Speaker 2: Kelly rip on the TV show Live. He replaced Regis

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Speaker 2: Philbin as the longtime host.

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Speaker 4: Chris replaced him and then Ryan Okay.

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Speaker 2: Today it's hosted by Kelly and her husband Markuelos.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The famous South American river that translates to Rio of

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Speaker 2: January is Rio de Janio. The email syst some hot

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Speaker 2: Mail is now known as Outlook, the official term for

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Speaker 2: the fear of the number eight is octaphobia, which made

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Speaker 2: up and when you're awarded knighthood in England, they give

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Speaker 2: you the legal name sir before of it. That's why

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Speaker 2: I am known as Sir Jeffrey Debo the thirty six.

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Speaker 2: So Mary, congratulations, you have Brooke and just for playing,

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Speaker 2: you're also getting a twenty five dollars for a gift card.

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Speaker 2: At Sephora Bellvy Square, you can enjoy a shopping experience

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Speaker 2: where all are welcome and what makes you unique is celebrated. Plus,

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Speaker 2: get your beauty in two hours when you buy online

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Speaker 2: and pick up in store. Can't wait to see you

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Speaker 2: at Sephora Belvy Square. We belong to something, beauty.

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Speaker 3: Jeff We'll see you there. He's there all the time.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on, man, I need to

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Speaker 5: like up my game like I'm gonna get called into

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Speaker 5: a management meeting.

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Speaker 8: Look at that, Mary, you.

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Speaker 2: Broke Brooks spirit. Congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gonna be awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good day. Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning,

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Speaker 2: we'll be back to play Windbrooks Bucks same time. So

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Speaker 2: tomorrow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning