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Speaker 2: The clearing House of hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air ywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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Speaker 1: Maller and my man Danny g Radio on this NFL Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Still sometime to watch Benny Versus the Penny if you're

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Speaker 1: one of our early bird listeners here on Sunday or otherwise,

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Speaker 1: you can just watch the games and maybe watch the show,

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Speaker 1: after which it'll be up on Peacock until you know

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Speaker 1: next week. I guess I think they leave the this

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Speaker 1: out with you, getting ready to watch some football today.

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Speaker 1: Although Danny, I know you're you're not at home, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much football you're gonna be watching today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Usually at these hotels we don't turn the TV

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Speaker 1: Well, yesterday was national we were supposed to appreciate short women.

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Speaker 1: Today is just national short persons. So it's a big

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Speaker 1: weekend if you're short. Just hey shoddy, hey shoddy, vige wee. Again,

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Speaker 1: it's mathematics day today, so let's ignore that the birth

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Speaker 3: What are the drops that I use on the regular

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Speaker 1: I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to

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Speaker 1: add up that math ain't mathing like that. You know,

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Speaker 1: Hey man, whenever I don't know the answer, I just

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Speaker 1: say malord math because malor math is never wrong.

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Speaker 3: Da. Yeah, Radio didn't get into this to do math.

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Speaker 1: There's no math. Although when I was a kid, you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not everybody can afford those Cassio calculator watches.

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Speaker 1: Everyone who has a smartphone has a calculator, so eighty

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Speaker 1: So those teachers that wouldn't let us use calculators are

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is shame. All right, let's get to it.

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Speaker 1: Well, Danny, if I will deputize you, if you can

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Speaker 1: Inquiring minds want to know, on average, how many questions

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Speaker 1: that's the answer. Barry. Next one Harry in Europe, writing

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine the Lax smager. Oh that'd be a

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Speaker 3: The dirty sky around you, right around the airport there.

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Speaker 1: Paul Fullerton. He says, Happy Honakh and Merry Christmas to you,

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Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g With Honkah beginning on the same

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Speaker 1: My nephew's worried they'll crash into each other mid air.

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Speaker 1: Can you please convince him everything will be okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That would be that would that would be a dream

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Speaker 1: And so it was what's the name of it's Mensch

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Speaker 1: That's looking at us, giant giant eyes. That's true. Well,

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Speaker 3: Have Yeah, and then you and I instead of the smagger,

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Speaker 1: It's a great idea. Yeah, I think this smog thing

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Speaker 1: It's all about the logo, like the sky Yeah La

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Speaker 3: My is dirtier than yours, Bro, Yours is mid get.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you got Seattle, Yoh, I got lax Bro, you.

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Speaker 2: Got Shriman Oaks, Truman Oaks.

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Speaker 1: All right, Next up wild Man from Morgantown, Westford, Virginia

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Speaker 1: college town. And wild Man writes and says, hey, I've

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Speaker 1: been watching a lot of Peep's debate on weather die Hard,

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Speaker 1: whether or not the die Hard movie is a Christmas movie.

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Speaker 3: Not this stupid debate. This is like Lebron and Jordan, one.

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Speaker 1: Of my favorite movies from my youth. What do you

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Speaker 1: guys think? What do you guys consider to be the

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Speaker 1: best Christmas movie? Well, wild Man, as you know, best

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Speaker 1: means among all the rest. So yeah, Dannyway, this is

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Speaker 1: a story that pops up every year. This is one

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Speaker 1: of those evergreen holiday Christmas I always do the PSA

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Speaker 1: what to watch for over the holidays. I'll do that

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Speaker 1: again next weekend. What to avoid? How you know your

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Speaker 1: talk show host is not maybe preparing but the die

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Speaker 1: Hard movie it's around Christmas, right, So but it's not

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Speaker 1: like when I think Christmas movie, I.

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Speaker 3: Think, yeah, it's set on Christmas Eve and the famous

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Speaker 3: run DMC Christmas song is playing inside the limo, and

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Speaker 3: so yeah, it's set at Christmas time. But the movie

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Speaker 3: was actually released in July.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's it's fine, what it's like, is a

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Speaker 1: hot dog a sandwich? Is it? If the hot dogs

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Speaker 1: a sandwich, is a taco a sandwich. It's the same concept.

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Speaker 3: When we think of a Christmas movie, it's a movie

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Speaker 3: that we always watch every single year around Christmas time.

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Speaker 3: So look, Gremlins happens at Christmas time? Is that a

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Speaker 3: Christmas movie?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not exactly. By the way I mentioned yesterday

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Speaker 1: on the pot I was at the same set they

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Speaker 1: used for Back to the Future. Is what they used

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Speaker 1: in the opening scene of Gremlins?

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: A little town square thing they have their universal.

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Speaker 3: Just watch that the other night Man when you see

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Speaker 3: the effects. If they were able to reboot that or

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Speaker 3: remake that, it would look way cooler than it did

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Speaker 3: back in the eighties. Yeah, what was the one? I

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Speaker 3: looks like a little toy the magwa It looks like

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Speaker 3: a little like a stuffed animal in the movie? Was

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Speaker 3: it the.

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Speaker 1: Christmas Story where the kids stuck his is remember his

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Speaker 1: tongue on the Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Watch that elf?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, oh the claymation the Rudolph to watch and.

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Speaker 1: Then National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Chevy Chase Classic. And now Elf has joined

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Speaker 3: the list of classics.

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Speaker 1: Bad Sansus twenty years old.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a crazy yeah. And some

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Speaker 3: people argue whether or not Home Alone two is actually

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Speaker 3: better than Home Alone.

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Speaker 1: And I remember on Christmas on I think it was

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Speaker 1: Channel two, Channel two in La Nanny, they had a

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Speaker 1: Charlie Brown Christmas you remember that, yep.

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Speaker 3: Every and now there's some TV channels where all they

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Speaker 3: do is play Christmas Story on a loop. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: which was just pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: My wife loves these cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Speaker 3: Which I've seen them on in the living room here too.

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Speaker 1: I want to poke my eyes out till I bleed.

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Speaker 3: But there's even a Kansas City Chiefs one this year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually know some people that were in that

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Speaker 1: when they filmed it in Kansas City. When I was

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Speaker 1: in Kansas City, I met some people that were like

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Speaker 1: extras in the movie. So about that? Are they fame?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they're famous. You're in a movie.

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Speaker 3: Ever been in a movie?

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Speaker 1: I don't think, As far as I know, I've not

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Speaker 1: been in a movie. That'd be kind of cool. All right,

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Speaker 1: time for a couple more. We got to get out

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Speaker 1: of here. Things to do, places to go, whatnot see

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Speaker 1: here from Cincinnati Tommy, he writes, Sin says, Hey, Benny

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Speaker 1: the Brazen and Danny G. Money, I heard you briefly

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Speaker 1: speak this week of a new bit under consideration involving

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Speaker 1: Lorraine Up.

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Speaker 3: He said.

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Speaker 1: The streets are talking. I hope it's my suggestion set

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Speaker 1: last weekend. If so, I appreciate it, and please credit

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Speaker 1: the idea to Cincinnati Tommy, not Cindy Tommy. I fat

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Speaker 1: fingered my name.

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Speaker 3: Love.

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Speaker 1: Happy holidays, gentlemen. That explained that, Yeah, we are planning

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Speaker 1: on doing that. We were going to do it last week.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to plan it out better.

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Speaker 1: And plus it's the holidays, and the next couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks you're going to be kind of messed up schedule wise,

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Speaker 1: so I think we'll wait until until we get back

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Speaker 1: into the swing of things on the regular schedule in

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Speaker 1: early January. So the next ten days or so going

522
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: to be kind of crazy. But yeah, we are planning

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Speaker 1: on doing that. We want to figure out which day

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Speaker 1: of the week to do it. And it was a

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Speaker 1: great idea, and I talked to Loraina about it, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: and she's cool with it, so we'll make it happen.

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Speaker 1: Are you Smarter than the FSR Tech Queen? We'll be

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Speaker 1: popping up And my dream board would be to have

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Speaker 1: we're trying to figure out how many people we want

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Speaker 1: to play nanny? Is it just Loraina versus a caller?

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Speaker 1: Should we have Loraina versus two callers? Like we're trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out the logistics on it. Okay, dream would

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Speaker 1: be to have Loraina versus Blair in Maine? And what

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Speaker 1: a time? Now?

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Speaker 3: Is it going to be multiple choice?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? See that's the other thing. Do you do? Multiple choice?

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Speaker 1: And I watched some of Are You Smarter than the

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Speaker 1: Fifth Grader? But they had like first, second, third, fourth

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Speaker 1: grade questions working.

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Speaker 3: Up working up the board?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's hard to imagine anyone would get the

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Speaker 1: first grade questions wrong, but you never know. Anyway, we'll

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Speaker 1: figure that out. But that great idea, Tommy, and so

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Speaker 1: thank you. That will be coming to the show at

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Speaker 1: some point. Here, Ryan from Shrewsbury, mass Right since says,

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Speaker 1: since this is the last pod until Christmas, what is

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Speaker 1: your favorite gift you ever gave someone? H And when

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Speaker 1: your favorite gift that you received. I do we get

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Speaker 1: this question every year? Right, Not that I'm dissing your question,

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Speaker 1: but I am dissing your question trying to thing. We

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Speaker 1: talked about this in the past, Danny, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't nothing coming. You want to answer that, I

553
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Speaker 1: don't know what you want.

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Speaker 3: Sure, last Christmas, I gave Brenda our big baby CoA.

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Speaker 1: There you go, friend.

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Speaker 3: She couldn't have done that by herself. Well, I guess

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Speaker 3: she could have went to a sperm bank and done it,

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Speaker 3: but she used me to do it.

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Speaker 1: You go the old fashioned way. You saved money, right,

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Speaker 1: It helped her out. It could have been much more expensive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't need a turkey baster. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Next one, this is from Anonymous again. If you tell

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Speaker 1: someone to take your meds, I wonder where that term

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00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: originated from. It probably originated from someone a long, long

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00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: time ago, but you use it in the same sentence

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Speaker 1: as this is a legend, take your meds. We yes,

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Speaker 1: I was talking about hollering James Anonymous hollering James pills

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Speaker 1: in the morning, thirty six pills a night. I'm still upset.

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Speaker 1: We have not gotten a parody song yet of smoke

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Speaker 1: two joints in the morning, smoke two joints to night,

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Speaker 1: thirty six pills in the morning and thirty six pills

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Speaker 1: at night. It is so easy to write that parody.

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Speaker 1: So but unfortunately nobody's done it yet. For Hollering James,

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Speaker 1: I know we're going to get it at some point.

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Speaker 1: If I have to write it, I'll write it and

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Speaker 1: send the lyrics to Ohio Al or somebody and we'll

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Speaker 1: get it at we'll get the song done. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: he says, how how can you be a.

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Speaker 3: Leg you're a ghost driter. I mean, I knew you

580
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Speaker 3: wrote some hits for p Diddy back in the day, but.

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Speaker 1: We don't like to talk about that, nor the jokes

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Speaker 1: I wrote for Bill Cosby. We don't talk about it

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00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: either anyway. That's from anonymous. So yeah, James, I said

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Speaker 1: that about Hollerday James because he takes a lot of meds.

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Speaker 1: That's it. So we had we have some other ones,

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Speaker 1: but Ian Craig, you guys, Uh, I think we're we're good. Dan,

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Speaker 1: we got we got football, Danny, you got San Diego

588
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Speaker 1: stuff to do, and I got football. So that's that right.

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Speaker 1: We'll put the baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, CoA gets to meet Pandas later today, and while

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Speaker 3: he's doing that, I'm gonna be watching YouTube TV on

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Speaker 3: my cell phone because that's where I have NFL Sunday ticket.

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Speaker 1: I bet you will not seven hours of commercial free

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Speaker 1: football anymore, or seven hours of football I put have

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Speaker 1: a wonderful sy I'll be back tonight on the radio,

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Speaker 1: and I'll be here most of the week. A couple

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Speaker 1: of days I will not, but Christmas Eve, there's like

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Speaker 1: some Christmas even a Christmas Day, the whole network plays

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Speaker 1: like a vignette of each show gets like an hour.

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Speaker 1: I believe it.

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Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, I too. I spent hours putting together the

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Speaker 3: best of for Covino.

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Speaker 1: And Rich and I voiced over our our best of hours,

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Speaker 1: so different bits from the year that we put back

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Speaker 1: on the radio. So that'll be on. It'll be in rotation,

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00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,719
Speaker 1: so you'll hear a little bit of every show if

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Speaker 1: you listen in the top moments from each show. So

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Speaker 1: that'll be on Christmas Day. So for us, it's Christmas

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Speaker 1: Eve and the Christmas Day, but then I'll be on

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Speaker 1: Christmas Night into the day after Christmas. You can thank

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Speaker 1: NBC because I have the TV show to do so

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Speaker 1: have a wonderful sunny and we'll catch you this podcast.

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Speaker 1: We will have new pods next week and so again.

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Speaker 1: If you guys send some questions in today or tomorrow

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Speaker 1: or the next day, then they'll be in there. If not,

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Speaker 1: if we don't get enough for the Evergreen mail Bag,

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Speaker 1: then we'll just do something else. But have a wonderful,

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Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your day. We'll talk to you tonight

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Speaker 1: on the radio.

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Speaker 3: Happy holidays, Aloha, gotta murder, I gotta go