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Speaker 1: Hello, zeich Gang, and welcome to the end of the year.

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Speaker 1: During these two weeks surrounding Christmas and the New Year,

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Speaker 1: we take some time off. During the mornings, we'll run

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Speaker 1: some new holiday and end of the year content that

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Speaker 2: Taking a break.

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Speaker 1: In addition to all that stuff, in the afternoons, where

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Speaker 1: we would usually drop the Trends episode, we are rerunning

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Speaker 1: the ten most popular episodes of this year according to you.

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Speaker 1: You voted with your dang years and we listened with ours. Actually,

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Speaker 1: we looked at the data we're spying on you. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm mostly in this podcasting thing for the rich marketing

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Speaker 1: data it provides to me about each and.

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Speaker 2: Every one of you.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the year, when I look back

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Speaker 1: to see what made the top ten, and this was

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Speaker 1: actually my favorite year to look back at, our top

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Speaker 1: ten is full of episodes I feel like made it

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Speaker 1: because of a bunch of different reasons. There are some

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Speaker 1: episodes that dropped after huge news events. There are some

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Speaker 1: first episodes that dropped right after some hilarious news events,

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Speaker 1: some great new guests, some classic fan favorite guests, and

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Speaker 1: some new formats we tried out that We're very excited

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Speaker 1: to see that you guys enjoyed. Before we get into it,

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Speaker 1: I just want to thank you guys for once again

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Speaker 1: being such a cool community that's bloomed up around this

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Speaker 1: podcast we've been doing all these years. You guys repeatedly

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Speaker 1: make us proud. You're there for us when we go

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Speaker 1: through some really difficult shit. You show up at shows

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Speaker 1: of our guests, and we always get great reports from

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Speaker 1: our guests about our listeners. You are the rare podcast

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Speaker 1: audience that makes us extremely proud to have you as

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Speaker 1: listeners so far, So don't fuck this up, you guys.

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Speaker 1: And coming in at number one, the number one episode

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Speaker 1: of the year with the number one thickest thighs on

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Speaker 1: a guest. Of course, we're talking to Blake Wexler, mister

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Speaker 1: plumpers himself. The number one most popular episode of the

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Speaker 1: year was Coldplay Ruins Lives.

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Speaker 2: And you know, Bomber humble Brag.

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Speaker 1: But I think this is number one because it is

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Speaker 1: the first full episode we recorded after the Coldplay kiss

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Speaker 1: cam scandal broke. You guys were excited to hear what

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Speaker 1: we had to say about it. We were excited to

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Speaker 1: record this one. It was an all around Blast. This

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Speaker 1: year has been lots of ups and downs, but the

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Speaker 1: highs have been high. We've we've loved making the show

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Speaker 1: for you, and we're glad you guys continue to enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Please enjoy your number one episode of the year.

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Speaker 2: How is Manco a Manco bro only for.

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Speaker 3: The living shit out of the top of my now

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Speaker 3: as usual, I can't wait like I would wish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, give it to me.

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Speaker 1: Sure you know this is going to burn you again.

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Speaker 2: Give it to me now.

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Speaker 1: It's the plates on fire.

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Speaker 2: The seagulls, still out of control down the shore. The

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Speaker 2: singles what would.

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Speaker 1: Down there single? They got singles mixers, y know, the

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Speaker 1: single still out of control brother a Brother, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: go to that singles mixer, still teams, still out of control.

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Speaker 3: They broke my ring finger trying to get my ring

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Speaker 3: off my finger. These singles see that.

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Speaker 1: Girl Mary down there, or her sister Mary, their sister Mary.

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Speaker 2: Or Beth and then her other sister Mary. Magna Doodle,

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Speaker 1: I think I think they didn't know how to spell

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Speaker 1: Mary magn She's hypoallergetic Mary Manco Mary mancos H. This

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Speaker 1: is my son Manco and my other son Manco Manco

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Speaker 1: and Manco's. Yeah, Joseph, did your calls and go to

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Speaker 1: Saint James m HM.

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Speaker 3: Can't stop moving its wings his wangs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just making up.

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Speaker 1: You know. These hookahs can't even stop moving their wangs

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Speaker 1: hoocas they call hawks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Atlanta Hicks, the Atlanta Hicks. What are

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Speaker 2: you from? South Africa? South Africa? All right?

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Speaker 1: Should we start with the with the cold Play couple? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can start with the cold Play couple? Cold Play couple? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Hell? Yeah, dude took Angelica last night.

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Speaker 1: You go see Coldplay? Cold Chris Murmaid cole Chris Mermaid? Yeah, yeah, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Chris Mermaid.

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Speaker 1: They say Martin as Murry, just like completely made up.

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Speaker 2: You guys been to Pennsylvania, Yeah, you know they pronouns

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Speaker 1: It's like the thirty year old Virgin, but instead of

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Speaker 1: Weird how they say instead of saying Martin, they say Mermaid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hot dirks and ham yurgers.

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Speaker 2: They don't say.

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Speaker 1: Hello, the Internet and Welcome to Season three ninety seven,

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Speaker 1: Episode five, the exciting season finale of Dirty's. It's appruction

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Speaker 1: of iHeart Radio. It's a podcast where you take a

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Speaker 1: deep dive into America, share consciousness. And it is Friday

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Speaker 1: the eighteenth O Friday, July eighteenth seven.

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Speaker 2: Shout out Brooklyn. It's also National Tropical Fruit Day, National

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Speaker 2: Sour Candy Day, and National Caviar Day. Wow, a little

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck the old Jack Salad, Sura Candy's Tropical fruit

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Speaker 1: and just a nice hefty.

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Speaker 2: Put a little mango, passionate fruit, papaya, dragon fruit, Kiwi,

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Speaker 2: sour Patch kids and blugasv.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get some salmon reu on that.

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Speaker 2: My name is Jack O'Brien aka.

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Speaker 1: On the Bell is such a hanted doll. She probably

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Speaker 1: sitting right behind you. That one courtesy of Halcyon Salad.

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Speaker 2: On the Discord. Wow.

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Speaker 1: To Honesty by Billy Joel kind of a deep cut. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why that song's very The lyrics to Honesty are

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Speaker 1: very It's like honesty is such a lonely word and

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Speaker 1: like it's kind of what I need from you.

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Speaker 2: It's just like.

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Speaker 1: Real, like passive, aggressive, like lying asshole type song. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to Billy Phil, the coolest to ever do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my.

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Speaker 2: Co host mister Miles Brace. Miles Gray, you already know.

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Speaker 2: I wish I had a fun AKA, but I was

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Speaker 2: too busy dealing with my wrist. Pay I've dialed in

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Speaker 2: the wrist pain. I know what dialed it in. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But I'm picking it up later down at the pharmacy.

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Speaker 2: So I'm really stoked on that. So yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: And I just do have to check that your medical

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Speaker 1: provider was not Australian Australian and they weren't just saying

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Speaker 2: It could be you could have gone at all, Mar.

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Speaker 1: Your wrist is really fucked up. So what should I do? Omar? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll check out this omar omar thing, all right, y'all?

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Speaker 2: Got yeah, we do. I think my doctor said that

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Speaker 1: Anyways, it was so dumb, Miles, and I'm not going

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Speaker 1: guest today, because that would be incorrect. He is a

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Speaker 1: brilliant comedian, writer, actor. His newest special is called Daddy

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Speaker 1: Long Legs. You can go watch it. It's because that phrases.

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Speaker 1: It's similar to another one of his phrases, plumpers, which

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Speaker 1: he uses to describe his thighs.

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Speaker 2: He's selling it right now, dude.

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Speaker 1: He's one of our favorite guests. He's one of your

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Speaker 1: favorite guests. Please welcome. He's riding a recumbent bike in

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Speaker 3: It's Blake Wexlan. Gentlemen, it this is Blake Wexler. Okay

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Speaker 3: Wexler in the morning, we in evening Wexeler. It's like

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Speaker 3: ice time when you hear it's Wexler. You can keep

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Speaker 3: plumpers on your mind. That is from Snarfula on the discord.

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Speaker 4: Wish Lords, nothing but Net, nothing but string musing dude

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like it you know when it goes

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or just not next to it like I used

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Speaker 2: was it. That was good, that was good. Fuck you, coach.

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Speaker 2: I'm right under the basket. I caught it. I did

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Speaker 2: not go on, motherfucker. No, just it's one of the

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Speaker 2: ones that didn't move. You never liked me, fucking dick.

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Speaker 2: What'd you say? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I was talking about myself. That's my favorite teenager, just

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Speaker 2: Was so much when I was a teenager? My friends

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Speaker 2: You're like, bro, what happened? Miles?

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite people to watch dissolve into tears

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Speaker 1: at the drop of the hat.

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Speaker 3: Me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you forget your wallet, for instance, when we're.

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Speaker 1: It's great to be here. It's great in spring. That's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom's like that with instead of wash, she'll

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I hear a lot of people say wosh,

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Speaker 1: Like, the fuck the fuck are you talking about? Roger

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Speaker 1: sounds like I'm it's midwestern. Yeah, it feels midwestern to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who says milk instead of milk milk. Yeah, that's a disaster.

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Speaker 1: It's a disaster for your whole state.

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Speaker 3: You got And then I've heard that doing a split,

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Speaker 3: I did the splits. Have you heard this like that?

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Speaker 3: There's a distinction, do either of you say one of

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Speaker 1: That's what they call in the community verse because I

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Speaker 2: Nobody gives a ship stinks like shit to my plane,

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Speaker 1: What the fuck blake? What's something from your search history.

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Speaker 1: That's what the people came to hear her her from

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Speaker 2: People came to her.

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Speaker 1: Gaelic Athletic Association.

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Speaker 3: Okay, where my wife and I are going to Ireland

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Speaker 3: That's it's a good. So this is it's not an

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Speaker 3: Baby, Yeah, those theses didn't do it for me either.

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Speaker 3: I don't care how many fucking thess you right now

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Speaker 1: I got to ninety eight, I was like, these last

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Speaker 2: And is one blake?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I can't answer that.

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Speaker 3: if you have like hair and just whatever, attack ticks whatever, Now,

440
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Speaker 3: I don't think.

441
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Speaker 1: Right, I don't think that's how physicians recommend you use

442
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,719
Speaker 1: lit brushes. In fact, I don't think physicians Fuci jacko

443
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: Fuci under the medical uses for this lit brush kick removal.

444
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 3: Skin tags, skin tags, and other animals that dig underneath

445
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 3: the ground. I did see on Shark Tank. This could

446
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 3: have been the other night or seventy five years ago,

447
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 3: but it was a glove that was for taking ticks

448
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 3: off dogs where you like pet the dog with the

449
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 3: glove and I have a small steak in that. So

450
00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 3: if anyone you know code yeah, but no I would that.

451
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 3: So with the lint brushes, it's like I think, whenever

452
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 3: you have and I have a dog, I like wearing

453
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 3: black and my dog has white fur and it shows up.

454
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 3: But it is a big difference, just a quick like

455
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,239
Speaker 3: and they're not expensive, just a quick little and it

456
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: can bring you up like two letter grades of having

457
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 3: your ship together, you know, if you just use a

458
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 3: lint brush.

459
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 2: So you're talking about this like someone to talk about

460
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: like paper towels or something, it's like they're really good.

461
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 2: It's like you don't need a towel. Then you just

462
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 2: got one of these, and I'm like, yeah, I know

463
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 2: it's smart. I don't understand what you.

464
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: Hair and well you don't understand is that it's sticky

465
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: on one side. So like it's like taste. Stuff sticks

466
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: to it.

467
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: It's roll tape. It rolls, and then you can take this.

468
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 3: When it stops being sticky, miles, you take it off,

469
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 3: and then there's more sticky underneath it. Yeah, okay, do

470
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 3: you understand what I'm saying right now, because this is

471
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 3: not that complicated. This is a real invention was made

472
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 3: in two seventeen. Oh no, yeah, it's near he gets

473
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 3: your news.

474
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: So there's a limp brush for taking ticks off dogs.

475
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: Interesting that that seems like it's.

476
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: Glove, he said.

477
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 3: Let me let me say that without a joke. It's

478
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 3: a glove like that has fibers. Allegedly that no one

479
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 3: invested in this on shark tech obviously, but I don't know.

480
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 3: I wouldn't trust my dog's health to a glove.

481
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, tick feels a little yeah shark tanky as seen

482
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: on TV like, which is not the vibe you want

483
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 1: to necessarily be given off.

484
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 2: Oh so it's dizzy. I'm just really it's called that.

485
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: I'm not I won't even give it promo. But it's

486
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: the science is that the fabric would mimic quote, the

487
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 2: precise qualities that ticks naturally adhere to, much like velcro

488
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: mm hmm. So just jumps it does them to jump. No,

489
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: I mean I think it just like it just pulls

490
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: them right off. Mm.

491
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 3: They love it ticks a lot. I do because I

492
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 3: love tics. I lose my pet tics on daw get

493
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 3: my tics back. Yeah, that's why I do it. That's

494
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 3: why I love it so much. What is something you

495
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 3: think is overrated?

496
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: Overrated?

497
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: Uh?

498
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: Like convertibles as cars, where I don't understand why that

499
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 3: exists because you get sun burnt your hat if you're

500
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 3: wearing a hat, which I will, because you know, I

501
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 3: don't have that nice, gorgeous just bush.

502
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: On the top of my head.

503
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: Like jets, you know, your hair and yeah, hey look

504
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: at the dude's head.

505
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: I didn't get the.

506
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 1: Hair transplant where I just took the bush just straight

507
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: straight right to the top.

508
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 2: Of my head. A pubic two pay up, Mary two pays.

509
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: I just buy murkins for cinematic use. Let's right, tape

510
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: it right.

511
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 1: On convertibles as cars you specified are overrated, but as

512
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: what's the other option here? I'm just so sorry that

513
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: maybe left so hard. I continue with this secment. I

514
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: kind of a puby hair too, so it is a

515
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: little puby holloween curly top because it would be noticeable,

516
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: you know, like it's not like is it the weather?

517
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 5: Why his hair, especially if especially when it's covering up,

518
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 5: like the hair is like thick. It's weird if you

519
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 5: had a transplant to like you'd have your regular hair

520
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 5: that didn't wasn't transplant it and then just random ass

521
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 5: pube part just a.

522
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: Cubic mound on the top of your head.

523
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: They're like, are you're doing that gen z sort of

524
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: like broccoli? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

525
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah yeah.

526
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: It just keeps coming out in your hats. Trailing pubes behind.

527
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, can I borrow your bike helmet? You're like, yeah, sure,

528
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 2: and then they look like, Yo, what are they fucking

529
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: this thing?

530
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 6: What the the hotel that Jack was that we've had

531
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 6: six six attendants quitting for whatever the room service.

532
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: I can't even fucking.

533
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 7: Taken out by the idea of your pu anyway, it's

534
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 7: just a fun pubic convertibles, huh, convertibles so in cars,

535
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 7: convertibles and convertibles and cars getting coffee with pubs on

536
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 7: their head because you.

537
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: Can't cars getting coffee. He was trying to picture it, Yeah, picture.

538
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: Pitches US podcast goes, Dude, think about this stuff. You

539
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: should know. But with pubes on your head, I don't

540
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: know why you.

541
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 3: Guys won't just trust me and give me this podcast

542
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: that I keep pitching.

543
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: Exactly so you're gonna love it. Scam goddess with pubes

544
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 2: on your head.

545
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 3: Yeah fine, I have someone attached to.

546
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 2: I have Fred Willard attached.

547
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: Like, what ship we got terrible news for you?

548
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 2: Wait, that's funny too, because mort Burk yesterday was loving

549
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: a convertible. I like to see when white people fight

550
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: over convertibles. Yes, my favorite kind of content.

551
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: Maybe that could be a special episode because I I

552
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 3: love more, but I have to disrespectfully disagree where it's

553
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 3: like I don't want to put on suntan lotion before

554
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 3: I have to get in a car, you know. And

555
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 3: it's also the weather's never that good to enhance your

556
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: sun it does.

557
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: Still, I have oil funny because this is what I

558
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: grew up calling sunscreen is suntan lotion.

559
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: I think that's what we all need. I feel like

560
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 2: rather than being like, what do you mean, like you're

561
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: trying to darken?

562
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: They like had to trick us into putting on sunscreen.

563
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: They're like This is called suntan lotion. It will give

564
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: you a suntan.

565
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 2: Let's just e lotion to stop the suntan.

566
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: Then what is sun block doesn't exist. I feel like

567
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: convertibles as cars makes sense only in California. Like it's

568
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: like one of those things. Yeah yeah, yeah, well like Florida,

569
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna get yeah, it rains so much, you're gonna

570
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: get just pelted with bugs that are like prehistoric nasty,

571
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: so big dactyls.

572
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to but yeah, I don't know. It's California.

573
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: People are still rocking with the convertibles out here.

574
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean Her Majesty used to have a

575
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 2: convertible before the fire burned in the fire and when

576
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: we'd ride around, I would not ride in with it

577
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: unless I wore a wig. There's no you have to

578
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: have your hair blowing or like a fucking idiot, I.

579
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: Just cat removal device.

580
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 2: Thanks.

581
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, not if you tie it to the mirrors in

582
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 3: the car where I have one long string from my

583
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: head on the side mirror and then another string order like.

584
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: The exactly nice tri assholes you have, like one of

585
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: the like the headgear that like kids who have like

586
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: really bad orthodental, like you have that, but for your hat,

587
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: just the whole cage around your head.

588
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah right, not getting my hat.

589
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 3: This time, dickhead, because my teeth are loose because I

590
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: grind them at night, so I just have Have you

591
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 3: ever been in a pervertible and one of your teeth

592
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 3: just blows.

593
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: It all the time, all the time? I hate it.

594
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: Pubes down the tent, Pubes flying off my head.

595
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 7: I mean another convertible behind you on the windshield wipers.

596
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: Someone hit a crow crow.

597
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: It's like a bunch of dense spider webs in my.

598
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: Life, more like a porcupine the way my thing, My

599
00:32:54,720 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: things are thick, you know. Anyways, Like, yeah, let's take

600
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: a quick break, try and recover.

601
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 2: Let's take a long break.

602
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: Let's take a long break, try and think about whether

603
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: we want to keep doing this podcast just in general.

604
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: And uh, we'll be back maybe.

605
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: And we're back. We're back. Wait.

606
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: You know, if this was a tough news story after act,

607
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: after this first ad break, I might not have made

608
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: it back.

609
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 2: But I do.

610
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: I am thrilled to celebrate the hard launch of this

611
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: new this new couple. Yeah, tech ceo and the head

612
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: of his HR department the two people that I most

613
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: root for in this world, tech CEOs and people who

614
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: head up HR departments.

615
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 2: Exactly. It was, I mean truly, like your good point.

616
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: It was a hard launch one of the artist launches.

617
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,239
Speaker 1: Coaster where they just like it like takes off all

618
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: of a sudden. Yeah, the incredible one. Yeah yeah, great,

619
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: that launch is great. Great, that's what these people's relationship happened.

620
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 2: It was a yeah, it was the challenger launch of

621
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: a couple's announcements. I think because a fucking disaster. These

622
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 2: people are Cold Blake, so this is the deal. Apparently

623
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: this Cold Blake concert, Chris Martin does this thing where

624
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: the camera goes around and he'll kind of riff, like

625
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: do a little improv on the couples that are there.

626
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 2: So it's not just obvious Chris Martin's fucking sick.

627
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask, is it a Coldplay concert or

628
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: is it just Chris Martin, because either way, like he's

629
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: selling out, you know.

630
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, so at it. So he goes he'll give

631
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 2: a little riff, so each couple gets like attention, it's

632
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 2: not just like a kiss and they move on. It's

633
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: like this is part of the fucking show. So in

634
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: this moment, he gets to this one couple that are

635
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 2: doing the little you know, I'm you know, I'm finna

636
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 2: grab you by the waste, you know, holding you shorty

637
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: from behind, you know what I mean, enjoying the cold

638
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 2: Blade Cold Blade show. And when the camera hits them,

639
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: it's like like the fucking roaches scattering.

640
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, there goes from just pure abandoned, big smile.

641
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

642
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: Two, it's so you'll be able to hear it.

643
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 2: But again, uh, I'm sure you'll probably you've probably seen

644
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 2: this clip on the internet by now, but hey, if not,

645
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 2: you should check it out. So there's one guy here's into.

646
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: Her face. He dives to the foor. Gone, he did

647
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: duck and cover. He just went to the ground.

648
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, she did the I'm not here. Yeah, I mean,

649
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: which I like. I like this sort of toddler object

650
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 2: permanence thing of like if I covered.

651
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: She was there for a little bit where I saw

652
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: the guy duck, but she just fucking straight up fucking finished.

653
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 2: So then you hear this. So Chris Martin's like, oh,

654
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 2: and then he really calls it this shut Okay, you

655
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 2: see homegirl right here. She has to be she has

656
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: to know what's up? She knows it. She's one of her.

657
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: How red her face is can you imagine? I mean, boy,

658
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: she turns to her friend and is like, oh my god,

659
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: like they just showed us.

660
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do?

661
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: Her friend is like cheesing, but also like the color

662
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: of yeah, a bab boons ass like red.

663
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 3: A gorgeous bad boons, Badmoon's gorgeous ass.

664
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: The color of the bad Boons gorgeous bright.

665
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 2: Red ass as so yeah, this I don't know. She

666
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 2: could be a bystander who then who just is cringing

667
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 2: because it's so painfully obvious, like all of us. She

668
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: is all of us. But yeah, they cheer, she's she

669
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: gets out of frame. Uh, probably pukes from embarrassment because

670
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: it's so bad. There is one screencap, this one moment

671
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 2: where you can tell they both fucking realize he's like

672
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 2: h and her face she looks like she is watching

673
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: the Challenger launch like they both do. Like that's they're like,

674
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: oh fuck, and she literally yahoor guy, he's married. I

675
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 2: love that. Like every article you read about this, they're like,

676
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: when we reached out for comment, we haven't heard back.

677
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: In the countiest like line, the journalists We're like, when

678
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: reached for comment to the company and his wife did

679
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: not respond, It's like, yeah, you think they were gonna

680
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: get on this one deadline.

681
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 2: Apparently this guy he runs a come to call it astronomer,

682
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 2: which is some like AI infused fucking billion dollar valued company.

683
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: Or some ship that happened to someone like that.

684
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 2: I know.

685
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: It's a unicorn baby, that is, it got a billion

686
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: dollar valuation and everyone calls it a unicorn. Wait, astronomer,

687
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: it's a private data infrastructure start big jerk off Motion Energy.

688
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: Everyone keeps calling him an astronomer.

689
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 2: They do know just that his company people have come

690
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 2: on y'all read the Galileo was an astronomer and infamously

691
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: cheated on his wife, astronomer dot io CEO Andy Bayron.

692
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: She was just hired in November too. I wonder what

693
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: happened to the last chief people officer. Interesting they didn't

694
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: like Coldplay? Probably is that his thing. He's like, hey,

695
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: you want to go to a Coldplay concert?

696
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 3: They come back every year and they do the sameame

697
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: fucking thing over and over.

698
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 1: I know, babe, I know all the words, and I'll

699
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: sing them so you can't even hear him.

700
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: Tis stream down my wife's face. Wait, yeah, I don't

701
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: like Miles.

702
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: He found some great examples of like other people, it's

703
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: it's a This is.

704
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 2: A genre of video on YouTube. It's usually called cot

705
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 2: with side piece. I believe, I'm seriously, if Sar's caught

706
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: with side piece, you'll find it. It happens all the

707
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: time in games like not even here. It happens in

708
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 2: South America, happens in Europe. There are people who are doing,

709
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 2: you know, immoral things, not respecting their relationships. This is

710
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: one from like seven or eight years ago. I just

711
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 2: love it because it's like a Red Sox fan and

712
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: you can hear you can see his mouth. He's like,

713
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: ah shit, but there's no denying it. This is oh shit.

714
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 2: So he hits the camera, he sees him self and

715
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 2: he it's always the same thing. You pull your arm

716
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: back and act like I don't know this person. I

717
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 2: was just hugging on.

718
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah him, oh ship again. If he had just stayed there,

719
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: stayed like without moving his arm yep, it would would

720
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: have been of no. But by pulling his arm back

721
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: while saying oh shit, shit.

722
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: Oh shit, it's a problem.

723
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

724
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 2: It's the streisand effective cheating, y'all, Like you can't don't

725
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: get caught out here streisand affecting yourself when you can

726
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 2: just play it cool and be like, I don't know.

727
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: I'm just this other boring ass white couple at this

728
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 2: cold place. Nothing to see here, Move on.

729
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 3: I'm a pervert. I put my arm around everybody. Okay,

730
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: that doesn't mean I'm having an elect problem. Yeah, come on,

731
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 3: come here, my good man. Yes see, I would put

732
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 3: my arm around.

733
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Everybody.

734
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 2: He just gets decked out, like, fuck off me bro,

735
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: trying to eat. They fucked up.

736
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: Their response is also such a great microcosm of like

737
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: a corporate like a corporate team, like a CEO and

738
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: an HR department being like, how do we handle this problem?

739
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 2: Oh?

740
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: I know, in the worst.

741
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 3: Way possible, in the least human way, in the most

742
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 3: artificially intelligent way possible.

743
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: Just turn into the physical embodiment of an NDA, go

744
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: full blank blank face mode, and then just make everyone

745
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: feel so weird that you go viral. He looks kind

746
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: of like Gavin Newsom a little bit. I think that's

747
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: also helping, you know.

748
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 2: They all do.

749
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's important, don't they all?

750
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: They all look like Gavin Newsom and they love wearing

751
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: jeans at the office because I'm a cool ceo, you

752
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

753
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: It's like if Gavin Newsom and one of the guys

754
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: from Pot Save America and Bill Simmons had a kid,

755
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: you know.

756
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, very Simonsian Simonsian and new Sonan. Yeah.

757
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: God, the screencat that you have. Really you've found the

758
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 1: best moment. It's the best.

759
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 2: Fucking the way they are his their faces say it

760
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: all like they're like, we are fully cooked. We were

761
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: caught in fucking eight k out here. Fuck, it's so good.

762
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 3: His face it is like a kid going nothing, you know,

763
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 3: when they have like just a face covered in an

764
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 3: impossible amount of shop.

765
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: Her face is like she caught her like kid jerking

766
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 2: off or something. And his face is like, my mom

767
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: got me jerking off, Like she's like, no, not my boy.

768
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: It's all terrible. And I love to see rich white

769
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: people be uncomfortable. So this is great for me.

770
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 1: At a close play concert mileths, this is our place.

771
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: This is our safe space, third place you can't fuck with,

772
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: sacred place like that for whites, Okay, this is sacred.

773
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 2: Give leave them alone. They need something. But yeah, Oh

774
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 2: my god, I can't even imagine when whenever this, do

775
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 2: you think they're gonna have a statement, Like they're gonna

776
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:03,959
Speaker 2: put out a press release you're a child?

777
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: Do you think you're gonna have a child? And like

778
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: the released the video don't name an apple they I

779
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: feel like they are going to have to have a

780
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: statement because it's a billion dollar company, right, Like it's

781
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: if it was just a person like no, no big deal,

782
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: but a publicly traded like billion dollar valuation company that

783
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: deals with privacy right. Also, well, this is very funny.

784
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife and I went my wife who I'm

785
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 3: married to, Okay, I was gonna say, to a cold

786
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 3: Play concert a couple of years ago in Philly and

787
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: he started singing the Eagles fight song and.

788
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 2: He was like fly Egals Fly.

789
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 3: And it was honestly sick. It was so good. I

790
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 3: was into it. Yeah, so hot. He was so hot.

791
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 3: I I tore off my shirt and then got cold

792
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 3: and needed to buy an your shirt.

793
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,439
Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, they put on a hell of a show.

794
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: I always whenever I'm cold, I make my wife give

795
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 1: me her jacket. I know that's sweet. That's a sweet

796
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: thing you too do, all right? Uh well, we do

797
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: just have to keep checking out with Donald Trump because

798
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: we're worried about him. Yeah, he does seem to be

799
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: doing well with this whole Epstein thing, and so I

800
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: don't know, his friends seem like they're mad at him.

801
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean Epstein lives right now. He is not.

802
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 2: He's not just living rent free. In Trump's mind, he

803
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 2: is a squatter that has real has sold the furniture,

804
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: brought their own ship in, changed the locks, and when

805
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 2: you try to get in, it's like, no, it's my

806
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 2: place now, bro, because.

807
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: He's dead and it was never even a factor, really

808
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: even a factor in life.

809
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 2: So like fuck you right, he was a patriot, Yeah exactly, Yeah,

810
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: so what's wrong with so he's been desperate for some

811
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: kind of distraction in from the Epsteine foul fallout, and

812
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: like right now Alex Jones is even like I don't know, man,

813
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 2: this sky like a damn cult's getting like to the

814
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 2: point wherew He's like starting to really worry Alex Jones.

815
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: This is him freaking out about like what does he think?

816
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 2: He is a fucking Catholic? Basically what he says, so.

817
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 8: Talk about thish, I'm going to excommunicate you.

818
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: Well, you're not the.

819
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 8: Pope bro oh uh oh, I mean you're not speaking

820
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 8: from the throne ex Cathra.

821
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 2: God damn it.

822
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: If I had a dollar for every time my kids

823
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: said that to you.

824
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: And plus I'm not Catholic, so I think of the Catholics.

825
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: It's just give me a break, Catholics to take a

826
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 2: shot at give me a prey, Catholics, a fucking fucking

827
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 2: body of Christ.

828
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: Okay, squeeze.

829
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 2: Anything I say is banished.

830
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a real person's voice. He's reading a meme.

831
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: There's like in this image, it's a it's an ai

832
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 2: image of Trump at as a king holding a piece

833
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: of papers as anyone who disagrees with anything I said

834
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 2: is banished from my cult.

835
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 8: Anything I say is banished. And I'm not saying trump

836
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 8: Land is a cult.

837
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm sorry.

838
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 8: The Democrats are the cult of hating reason and logic

839
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 8: and common sense.

840
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: Then a picture of Trump as the body.

841
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 8: When Trump starts behaving like that, it starts getting into

842
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 8: cult territory. I bet since I talked at the first

843
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 8: hour and said I'm not in this cult, that's what

844
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 8: it's turning into. I bet there's already news articles about it.

845
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is so wild, how defensive they all are,

846
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: these people who are like, I speak the truth. I

847
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck who knows, and uh not to

848
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: say that he's a cult because it's actually my best friend.

849
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well they're trying to figure out what's best for

850
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 2: their brands too, because they been fanning these flames also,

851
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 2: and they're gonna be like, well, fuck, I got Also,

852
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 2: I gotta maybe just stick with my viewers because those

853
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: are the ones who buy my fucking fake vitamins. Right.

854
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: So again Trump is flailing. Okay, he fucking tried. He

855
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: did the thing.

856
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 9: He's like, what about the the the IQ's of AOC,

857
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 9: what about this thing that's happening. I think Rosie O'Donnell

858
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 9: should go away, Like this guy obviously has the mental

859
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 9: aptitude of a wooden snake. So now he's really fucking flailing.

860
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 9: He even said he falsely claimed that he could this

861
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 9: is this is. On Wednesday, he falsely claimed that he

862
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 9: convinced Coke to switch to cane sugar from high fructose

863
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 9: corn syrup, like just out of nowhere, he said, quote,

864
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 9: I've been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane, sugar,

865
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 9: and coke in the United States and they have agreed

866
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 9: to do so. I'd like to thank all of those

867
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 9: in authority at Coca Cola. This will be a very

868
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 9: good move by them.

869
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: You'll see that really is giving the ceasefire where he's like,

870
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: we did it, we did a ceasefire.

871
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 2: Uh great, And then everyone who's involved said, huh yeah,

872
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 2: because coke came out and they're like, uh, thanks for

873
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 2: your enthusiasm. But then it was just a love letter

874
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: to high fructose corn syrup, like they were like, sorry, y'all,

875
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: they got us. The corn lobby got us. So don't

876
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: expect that. So what are you to do? I don't know,

877
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 2: maybe like make up something about how like your uncle

878
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: knew the fucking unibomber. This is the fucking this is

879
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 2: what he said at an AI fucking event on Wednesday

880
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 2: when I first heard about AI. You know, it's not

881
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: my thing. Although my uncle was an MIT.

882
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 10: One of the great professors fifty one years whatever, who

883
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 10: longest serving professor in the history of MIT. Three degrees,

884
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 10: three degrees in nuclear chemical and math. That's a smart man.

885
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 10: Kazinski was one of his students. Do you know who

886
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 10: there's very little difference between a madman and a genius.

887
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: But kazinsk I said, what kind of a student was he?

888
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 10: Uncle, John, doctor John Trump?

889
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: He said, what kind of a student?

890
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: Man?

891
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 2: He said, seriously good.

892
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 10: He said, he'd correct You go around correcting everybody. But

893
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 10: it didn't work out too well for him.

894
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 2: Didn't work out too well.

895
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 11: But it's interesting in life, so okay for the people

896
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 11: he now, I mean, I think it goes without saying

897
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 11: that the only true part of this entire story is

898
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 11: that his uncle was a professor at MIT.

899
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: That's literally everything else, total bullshit.

900
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: Okay, he didn't have three three degrees. He had okay,

901
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: fifty years.

902
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 2: He had two degrees in electrical engineering and one in physics,

903
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 2: for the record, not in chemical nuclear. Clear, I did

904
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: math and nuclear and atomic all my degrees. He said,

905
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 2: he was the longest serving professor in the history of MIT. No,

906
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 2: he's one of them, but not the longest. That is

907
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: that goes to another professor with the lession Griffith, I

908
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: believe was ted Kazinski one of his students. No, ted

909
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: Kinski went to Harvard and Michigan University of Michigan. Not okay,

910
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 2: Then he said, when he talked about it, he goes, oh,

911
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 2: you know, and then he said it didn't work out

912
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 2: too well for him. His uncle died in nineteen eighty five.

913
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 2: Kazinsky was arrested in ninety six. So there's no, there's no,

914
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 2: he doesn't know anything about Ted Kazinski. Now, what a

915
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: wild story to tell out loud. You know who else

916
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 2: used to tell a fake story about them, like them

917
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: being themselves being friends with the boer, you know, bomber.

918
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: You know who else would lie about that? Me Jeffrey Epstein. Oh,

919
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 2: Jeffrey eptein, Oh, the Jeffrey Epstein would tell people that

920
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: he fucking knew he studied with the unibomber at UCLA.

921
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 2: This was like a thing that's in this like uh

922
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 2: interview with another guy. When mother Jones got a hold

923
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 2: of some of the like the numbers and some of

924
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: the documents, they just started calling people. One guy answered

925
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 2: who knew him and started started talking about Epstein. He's

926
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: like he thought he was a scientist. He wasn't. He

927
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 2: used to fucking tell people he studied, quote, studied math

928
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 2: at UCLA with a unibomber who was a math teacher.

929
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 2: And they're like, wow, He's like, but that's not true.

930
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 2: And it's so this guy is regirding. He's like recycling.

931
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein's like lies in some weird way, like I

932
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: don't know, Like it feels just very odd when you're

933
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 2: like this is why is why the fuck are you

934
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 2: talking about the unabomber? Like what's the point of that?

935
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 2: And that makes you look cooler for some reason. He's like,

936
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: here's the thing I like to tell scientists people. My

937
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 2: uncle un obomber new teachas.

938
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 3: And that has to do with AI. How Like to

939
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: your point, none of that His uncle wasn't an AI professor,

940
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 3: Like there was no to him. It's all the same thing.

941
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 3: Science is AI. It's chemical bombs or AI.

942
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: It's all AIE.

943
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: I knew a very smart prominent science one time, and.

944
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 2: He was a science y. Yes, but.

945
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of them?

946
00:51:52,160 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Anyways, never play, you know, never player barban Hammer?

947
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: What was Barbenheimer's professor?

948
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: What what do you mean by be an Arpenheimer? They

949
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 2: were together, their child, Barbenheimer, great physicist. He had a

950
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 2: degree in math and chemical So the stress man, God,

951
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: what could the stress be doing to him? What that mother?

952
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: Jones interview with the guy who they just like cold

953
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: called more like you're on the Epstein files, like what's

954
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: good and he was like that guy was like, yeah,

955
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: he was my best friend. Yeah, very sick guy, but

956
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: he was my best friend. This is like this like

957
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: ninety year old scientist eighty nine year old art collector

958
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: and controversial scientist who said Jeffrey Epstein was his best

959
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: pal for decades really was just like he was like

960
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: a complete idiot. He had the mind of a child,

961
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: That's what he says about him. He's like he, yeah,

962
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: he I don't know, like didn't know. The thing that

963
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: was unique about him as he would ask these questions

964
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: that would make you realize he doesn't know shit. Nevertheless,

965
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: in his peculiarly inquiring mind, let's say, like a child

966
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: who is fresh to the world because he has no

967
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: compunction about approaching people. But yeah, he was like, I

968
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 1: don't believe that he ever taught math, which again yeah,

969
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: he said, I don't even believe that he taught math.

970
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: It was as somebody who was supposed to be like

971
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: a math started as a math teacher and then was

972
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: so good at teaching math that this like billionaire saw

973
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: him like teaching his son was like, I'm gonna make

974
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: you like the head of my quant division on Wall Street,

975
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: and like, no, the whole thing is that he just

976
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: started blackmailing people like from from that point forward and

977
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: just kept building up like that's the only thing that

978
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: makes sense in his career. Didn't This guy doesn't even

979
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: believe that he could teach math to children, let alone

980
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: like that he was some sort of a whiz that

981
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: like was able to fucking build up this massive it's

982
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: billion dollar fortune.

983
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: I just read a new a new possible distraction. Uh,

984
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 2: they're bringing back jewel pods. I mean, I think Trump's

985
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 2: tried everything. Coke's going back to King Sugar. What else

986
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 2: jewel pods? Do you want to like new Coke? Or

987
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 2: was that the bad one? I only drink diet six Loco.

988
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 2: We're launching that original recipe. We had two locos to

989
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 2: it January. We're just gonna call it crazy. We're gonna

990
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 2: call it four crazy because I don't like Spanish or anything.

991
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: Four crazies. Four crazies.

992
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: God, well, this is.

993
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: This is where you find the best Trump impressions in America.

994
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: Four crazy, Donald Trump.

995
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 2: Crazy? How many of locos? Too many? Locals.

996
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: No, it got offensive. Huh that was irish?

997
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 2: How about how don'ts how many I never heard that country? Pal?

998
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: Hey, all right, twinkle toes the stake, quick break, We'll

999
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back.

1000
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 2: Let's talk.

1001
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: Let's we have an update on the annabel story. First

1002
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: of all, the police are now reporting that nothing unusual

1003
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: or suspicious was observed at the scene. They're in on it,

1004
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,399
Speaker 1: or they saw things that their brain can't even make

1005
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: sense of.

1006
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, for people who haven't been.

1007
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: Following along, we've been covering the Annabelle doll, which has

1008
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 1: been on tour at a time of rising satanic doll

1009
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: obsession in America. Le boo boo, yep, boo boo, le

1010
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 1: boo boo. Need I say more? Children are obsessed with

1011
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 1: these dolls that are going to steal their souls. Le

1012
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: boo boo. I need to come out with that. He's

1013
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: gotta go boo.

1014
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 2: Boo boos. We're going to put them.

1015
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 12: Also called them theos, uh, I call them they stink

1016
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:20,919
Speaker 12: like the do do Anyways, that's right, So we're covering Annabelle's.

1017
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:26,959
Speaker 1: Tour around the nation. The tour organizer was found dead. Yeah,

1018
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: Dan Rivera in his hotel room in his like early fifties,

1019
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: I think, pretty young person, mid fifties. And everyone's wondering,

1020
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: how did the dog kill the guy? Yeah, is essentially

1021
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: where wherebody's at the police laughing, laughing, hold.

1022
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 2: On laughing at the trump saying boo, okay, good, you're

1023
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 2: not laughing at the domonic doll.

1024
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1025
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 3: Once we were doing the silly voices, like the voice,

1026
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 3: it was as bad as it was going to be.

1027
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 13: The boo boo, that's what he sounds like to me,

1028
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 13: always like he's always saying boo boo, the nonsense coming

1029
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 13: out of his mouth.

1030
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: We're still waiting for the police to put together all

1031
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: the evidence to reveal how the doll killed him, only

1032
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: to like, as they're about to have the press conference,

1033
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: they like, a horrible fate suddenly befalls them. But many

1034
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: outlets have been talking to other paranormal investigators who have

1035
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: claimed that they've dealt with a demonic infestation as a

1036
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: result of touching the doll. What one guy said that

1037
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: he begins Zach bills boo boo. Baggins, you know him

1038
00:57:53,640 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: as Bibo, his grandson Zam. He vapes instead of smoking

1039
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: a pipe. He vapes the famous billbow bag is Grace

1040
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: smokes a hookah. He said, I got very affected by

1041
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: her and it kind of caused me to touch the doll. Oh,

1042
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 1: the owner didn't like that too much. This is getting weird.

1043
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: It was a demonic infestation and severely affected me and

1044
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: I was literally in the hospital the next day. It

1045
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: was a two month long attachment and one of the

1046
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: worst experiences of my life. Oh wow, I also have hypertension.

1047
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 2: I hope right. It could have been that. I probably

1048
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 2: get five times the daily salt intake.

1049
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:48,959
Speaker 1: Is health that since the age of eight till.

1050
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1051
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: The only source we have for the dolls supernatural powers

1052
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: that's on the record is Ed and Lorraine Warren, the subjects.

1053
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 2: Of the Conjuring movies.

1054
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: As we've mentioned before, they are known frauds. Edge was

1055
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: a real piece of shit, sexual predator who literally moved

1056
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: a fifteen year old girl into his house and was

1057
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: allegedly physically abusive towards his wife. But yeah, it was

1058
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: like so that this is part of a museum collection

1059
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: that they like go tour around the country and there's

1060
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: a video of somebody being like, I've taken you into

1061
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: the most Haunted Room in America, and like you see

1062
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: the Annabelle little like birdhouse made of crosses there, and

1063
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: then like on the wall you also see like like

1064
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 1: it looks like it could be Ghostbusters decorations. Like there's

1065
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: there's just like a ghost face that like looks like

1066
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: it's made out of plastic.

1067
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 2: I love that whatever this documentary like this is from

1068
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 2: their official channel, but like it was clearly shot in

1069
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 2: that like the eighties or early nineties when like no

1070
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 2: one like you could fuck say anything and everyone goes yeah,

1071
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 2: uh huh exactly, and it's on camera that's real. Uh

1072
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 2: this is I think this is them looking at the

1073
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 2: raggedy doll.

1074
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 5: Wow?

1075
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: Is that wild?

1076
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 2: This here scares me? This one or your what's this one?

1077
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: Raggedy?

1078
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 9: And yes, that's probably the worst thing we have in

1079
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 9: this same museum.

1080
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 2: The worst thing we have is like you're convincing a

1081
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 2: six year old, Yeah, this is the worst one. It's

1082
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 2: the worst one. We got a hold he's the worst one.

1083
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: It also has like a red light glowing on it,

1084
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: so they've added it's so scary that you like can't

1085
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: touch it. But they have gone through the trouble of

1086
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: installing a little red light above it.

1087
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Speaker 9: Yeah, that raggedy and doll was given to a nurse

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Speaker 9: in nineteen seventy by a mother or the Christmas present?

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Speaker 2: Wait, but then there are other reports that said you

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Speaker 2: was given to her as a birthday present.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which one is?

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Speaker 2: For the fuck up? Oh all right, sorry, mister nurse,

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Speaker 2: this is Jesus. I forgot to mention that it's their

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Speaker 2: middle asshole and you say the nurse Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Speaker 2: Any other fucking questions. Why do you think the raggedy

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Speaker 2: an doll was possessed? It was Satan trying to do

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Speaker 2: battle with Christ yet again, obviously, it.

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Speaker 3: Is funny the adjective he used is the worst one,

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Speaker 3: where he could say the scariest, the most, this.

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Speaker 1: One is the worst worst, the worst one is the

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Speaker 1: worst one?

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Speaker 3: Is this one?

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Speaker 1: Fucking smell this one right, it's the one that hate this.

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Speaker 2: One, Oh dude, the worst one.

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Speaker 1: This one is rude, This one has the worst manners.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's sick though, And you could just turn your

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01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 2: like hoarding problem into a quote unquote like evil Dolls

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Speaker 2: Museum and people.

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Speaker 1: Are like, oh danger, do not touch anything.

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Speaker 2: That could also just be there, like old person style

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Speaker 2: to don't touch anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is wild that, like they think that touching

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01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: the glass could be fatal, but they don't. They have

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Speaker 1: like no, it's just like right there. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just in a place that makes it easily touchable. Hard

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Speaker 1: not to touch it. Yeah, a velvet rope.

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Speaker 2: Up, I mean, well they did. Also they blessed it

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Speaker 2: with holy water also.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, big mistake. You're just gonna make it mad. Yep,

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Speaker 1: leaving it be believing it to be possessed by an

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Speaker 1: inhuman presence. The Warrens took it home from the twenty

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Speaker 1: eight year old nurses home, but we're careful to avoid

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Speaker 1: highways and sprinkle the Annabelle doll with holy water to

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Speaker 1: calm it down, which, as Myles knows, is the only

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Speaker 1: way you can travel by me sometimes, Yeah, you get

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Speaker 1: really worked up. No highways, keep me moist with holy water,

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Speaker 1: or things go bad.

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Speaker 2: That's why our tours takes a really long time, because

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Speaker 2: we can't take airplanes or highways, and I have to

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Speaker 2: keep re upping my holy.

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Speaker 3: Wat If you thought traveling with John Madden was bad, yeah,

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Speaker 3: traveling with John with John Madden with no budget, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: no budget?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, babe, calm the baby down with some holy water.

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Speaker 2: Back days this he's acting up, like what are they?

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01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 2: What's even going on? And they're like, oh we better well,

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01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 2: fuck we this thing needs to calm down. Hit it

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Speaker 2: with the holy water like whatever is Hi.

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Speaker 3: Weighs the issue because they don't want the doll to

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Speaker 3: kill them at a high speed where they don't want

1141
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Speaker 3: to be around more people.

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01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: Bring the doll around more people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Think I think it's probably like high speed like that.

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01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: You put a doll like that on doing something traveling

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Speaker 1: over sixty miles per hour.

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Speaker 2: And man, blake, goodbye you.

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01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen Final Destination, but have

1149
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: you watched them all at the same time, because that's

1150
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: what you're about to experience, man, every single Final destination.

1151
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Speaker 2: But say candy Man nine times in a dark bathroom.

1152
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead and do it. Yeah. Or maybe

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Speaker 2: they're just maybe humiliated by the fact that they're driving

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Speaker 2: around with a doll, so they're like stuffway the highway.

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Speaker 1: So we can't have people see this. Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 1: way skeptics have claimed, and this is just like their opinion, man,

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01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 1: that the doll, like other artifacts in the museum was

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01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: just store bought junk with elaborate stories attached nasty, nasty words.

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Speaker 1: And these are nasty people who are saying that, Like

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Speaker 1: when one nasty person described their trip to the museum

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01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: by saying it involved Warren showing off the quote Book

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Speaker 1: of Shadows, Oh No, which turned out to be the

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01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 1: Simon Necromonicon Oh, an infamous literary hook that was sold

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Speaker 1: in bookstores.

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Speaker 13: Oh.

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Speaker 1: You could go by at Barnes and Noble right now

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Speaker 1: if you'd like.

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Speaker 2: Oh so it was like a fake ass necronomicon type

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01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 2: thing where you're like it's real and you're like, this

1170
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Speaker 2: is bullshit.

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Speaker 1: I mean the ship in the I mean, for of all,

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Speaker 1: just the fact that Annabelle is a raggedy end that

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01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: like everybody had that is like a mass produced.

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Speaker 2: Doll right right right, But the ship that is.

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01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: On their walls is literally like normal ass ship, normal

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01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: ship that you could buy at a target like that.

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Speaker 2: It's it's wild And this is a haunted zip haunted Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh this is the worst one. What is that? It's

1179
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 2: a parking ticket that's so fucking haunted, dude from six

1180
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 2: years ago that I didn't pay. This is a boot

1181
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Speaker 2: on my car. This is haunted. Man.

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01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: This is a map of all the good parking spaces

1183
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: in the country, and yet I still these haunted tickets.

1184
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 1: They clearly just have all these tickets.

1185
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: Check this. The lights don't turn on in the house.

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01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 2: Look that you had a red notice from the power

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01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 2: department on your door. No, it's haunted. It is the

1188
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 2: worst haunted. It's not because I don't pay my bill.

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Speaker 2: Lights turned off to producer.

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Speaker 1: Victor says that he went to the Zach Baggins Haunted

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Speaker 1: Museum in Vegas and he would like, show a car

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01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: and claim it was haunted. So, Zach Wagans, you're you're

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01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: familiar with Bilbo's great grandson's work, Victor, what was it like?

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Speaker 2: It was like one of the funniest things I've ever

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01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 2: been to. What was the car? Fuck? It was James

1196
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 2: Dean's car.

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01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: Oh, like he was speeding.

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01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what made him speed? Yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think I gotta go. Now.

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Speaker 1: There's a whole rest stop like right where James Dean died,

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01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 1: where James Dean died, and we also sell fried chicken here.

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01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.

1203
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, James Dean death Fried chicken.

1204
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 2: Some of the best whatever that cafe is, I have

1205
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 2: been there.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh all right, all right, well well yeah,

1207
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 14: well ship man, well yeah, go ahead, hey now you

1208
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 14: go go ahead, go ahead, Blake, go ahead.

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01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear him? Go ahead, Blake.

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Speaker 1: You're been wonderful having you. Where can people find you?

1211
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: Follow you all that good stuff?

1212
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 2: Do?

1213
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 3: Please follow me at Blake Lexler on all social media.

1214
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Philly twice in August.

1215
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 2: August.

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Speaker 3: First, you can come see me do a completely improvised

1217
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 3: headlining set at Next in Line Comedy. That ticket is

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01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 3: in my bio, and then on August twenty third. These

1219
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Speaker 3: are two very different shows, so there won't be repeat

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01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 3: material in any of these. August twenty third, I am

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01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 3: head like like those lazy bands fish.

1222
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 2: I'm more of a cold Play.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so come see the Chris Martin of Philadelphia Comedy

1224
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 3: and I will be doing August twenty third. I'm one

1225
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Speaker 3: of the headliners for the first ever Philly Comedy Festival,

1226
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 3: and I will be doing. My reviews are in show

1227
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 3: where basically the premise I think leaving a review is

1228
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 3: the most psychotic thing a human being can do, and

1229
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 3: I have comedians and audience members come on stage and

1230
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 3: we read actual reviews that we've left forts in places.

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01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 3: Last time I did it, some Zech.

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Speaker 1: Gang members came on stage, which was really fun. Say

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Speaker 1: if you're read, and they were great. They left this

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Speaker 1: podcast pot. Yeah, I can't hear anything. I can't hear

1235
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: a word. These idiots are saying no, uh yeah one

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01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: over each other. They were really funny to one guy,

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01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: uh like read one of like a fondue restaurant too,

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01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: which was great. But yeah, so that is anyway. August first,

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Speaker 1: August twenty third, I will be in Philadelphia and then

1240
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm doing a little tour in the fall, so stay

1241
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: tuned for that. Hell yeah, is there a work media

1242
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: that you've been enjoying. I'm so glad you asked the works.

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01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:48,799
Speaker 1: I do have some media, so at Samily matters. Samantha Ruddy,

1244
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,560
Speaker 1: who's a really funny comic and writer. I think she

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01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 1: would be good on this show too, but that's not

1246
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: my problem.

1247
01:08:55,240 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 3: So she she wrote, moms will send tech. It's like, hey, kids,

1248
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 3: dad's full body transplant went well. Thank god, prayer emoji.

1249
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 3: We've known about it for months but didn't want to worry. Also,

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01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 3: I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text

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Speaker 3: on Laura for her birthday. So that's at samily Matters.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Miles, Where can people find you as

1253
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 1: their workimedia?

1254
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,160
Speaker 2: You've been joined? Oh yeah, find me everywhere at Miles

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Speaker 2: of Gray. I'm talking ninety day over at four to

1256
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 2: twenty day fiance with Sophia Alexandra. A couple posts I like.

1257
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 2: One is from the Onion on Blue Sky. It says

1258
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Speaker 2: Trump invites Jeffrey Epstein on stage to explain there is

1259
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 2: no conspiracy. Yeah, truly, that's that's pretty much gonna work.

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Speaker 2: I think that's that's it. And then at Kate dot

1261
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 2: b Scott at social posts, I actually do not agree

1262
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 2: with recording strangers in public and allowing the Internet to

1263
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 2: dox them and ruin their lives. That being said, I

1264
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,320
Speaker 2: do find the CEO hr Lady cheating drama very funny

1265
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 2: because I am a a bad person. Two things can

1266
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 2: be true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been enjoying some tweets on that this food.

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01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 1: At dave ed Underscore nineteen thirty one, Wow, one of

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Speaker 1: our older social media writers wrote getting caught having an

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Speaker 1: affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert got to

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Speaker 1: be top five whitest things in history. And then just

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Speaker 1: a lot of people making the same point, you know,

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01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: linking to that story. And then somebody retweeted Edgar Allan Poe,

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01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: who Wow, another old one, we're back, who tweeted boomers

1275
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 1: hate remote work because it precludes them from having affairs

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Speaker 1: with their colleagues back in twenty twenty two. And so

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01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 1: he just retweeted that, which I think it's true. They

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Speaker 1: love they love an affair.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at jack Underscore ol

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01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:01,679
Speaker 1: Brian and on Blue Sky at jack Obi the Number one.

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01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at

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01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram, you

1284
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 1: can go to the description of this episode wherever you're

1285
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 1: listening to it, and underneath the show description you will

1286
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: find the footnotes, which is where we link off to

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01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode. We

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01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 1: also link off to a song that we think you

1289
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think

1290
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 1: that people might enjoy?

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01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 2: Don't do that voodoo le boo boo boo boo. So

1292
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 2: close to saying that ship earnestly. I feel it. I know,

1293
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 2: I feel like someone has to ask it in a

1294
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 2: press spray, like to hear what boo oh boo?

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01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 15: Anyway, Yeah, this track We're Gonna go out is called

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Speaker 15: No Ma d E j E s is by lax

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01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,679
Speaker 15: Ted Puerto Rican band Just good.

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Speaker 2: Fucking just good summer music energy. Look, drop the top

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01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 2: down on that convertible. Let your pubic hair transplant just

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Speaker 1: By The Daily Zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine Long,

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