WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Tallyho Jerkwad!

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second date update, Jerry, ol mate, Is everyone

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<v Speaker 1>ready for the second date update? Not if you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk like that bricking jewel in the morning, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>moving ninety two point five? Why am I speaking in

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible British accent? That was yeah, because Jackie met

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<v Speaker 1>George at a bar. Yeah, and George happens to be

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<v Speaker 1>a sexy englishman. Oh man, have I'm falling for an

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<v Speaker 1>accent before too? Isn't that right? Jackie? Absolutely right? So

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<v Speaker 1>tell us a little bit about your evening with George.

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<v Speaker 1>We met out and when everyone was drinking, and like

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<v Speaker 1>we started like texting looks but eastily across the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Okay, So you guys were in two separate groups,

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<v Speaker 1>like total strangers, total strangers. So who made the first move?

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<v Speaker 1>It was very like he would move a little closer,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'd like, move a little closer, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Would you like keep positioning yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>the group, so like you're amazing him? It was very cool,

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet, very British. I think, yeah, getting clothes are

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<v Speaker 1>going cheerio, hello love, Oh my god. So and then

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<v Speaker 1>you guys struck up a conversation and then what happened, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I amalily was like, oh my god, you're British, which

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<v Speaker 1>is an idiot thing to say. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know what I mean. You hear those accents

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like you're just melt like, yeah, I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>with Australian accents. I meet a dude with an Australian accent,

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<v Speaker 1>I am melt. Yeah, I am with you. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a sucker for an accent. Imagine how annoying that is, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because if a guy came up to you, Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, you're American. That's hot a hot accent.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I was in another country and they told

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<v Speaker 1>me I had a hot accent, I would not find

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<v Speaker 1>that annoying at all. I would eat it up. So Jackie,

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<v Speaker 1>you enjoyed your time with him, and obviously you liked

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<v Speaker 1>his accent a lot. Yeah, And he explained like he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just here for the semester. I teach him working

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<v Speaker 1>at one of the colleges, Okay, English history. So he's smart.

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<v Speaker 1>He's tall, dark, cancer, tall, dark, handsome englishman, just in

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<v Speaker 1>town for a semester teaching at a very prestigious university

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a movie, or this guy has a

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<v Speaker 1>great act. Yeah, Jackie, Jackie, did you check his teeth

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<v Speaker 1>and see if they're messed up? That's the true test. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he had he had American quality teeth. And so you're

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<v Speaker 1>not obviously looking for a relationship. You're just looking for

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. I mean, this guy's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be around for very long. I mean kind of, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's should I'll take a long time, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>no needs predicting anything. Who knows, maybe he you know,

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<v Speaker 1>his stay could get extended or you know, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been to England. Maybe, who knows, Jackie, You

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<v Speaker 1>are jumping love goes international, you guys. Yeah, so did

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<v Speaker 1>you go actually on a date? Um? We hung out

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<v Speaker 1>a long time that night? Did uh? Did you see

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<v Speaker 1>the deal? Um? Yeah, which is not really in my style,

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<v Speaker 1>but we were all drinking and it happened Oka, But

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was fun. Own it if you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to own it, you know, right there, I go, yeah, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fun. So apparently it was good. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to see him again. What happened in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The morning was like pretty fast. He had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to class and I had to get my life back

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<v Speaker 1>to because as you do after a night of drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say he was going to ring your telly

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<v Speaker 1>again for another date? I'll it, yeah. I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>were both like, you know, I'd love to see you again.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I finally called him and the phone just

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<v Speaker 1>kept ringing like it didn't go to voicemail, it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. And I was like, well, that's weird. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the phone is are acting. I don't know, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I called back and it just never does anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It just keeps ringing and ringing, like no voicemail, no nothing, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you're crazy is different than other people's crazy. How

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<v Speaker 1>many times are we talking? I'd probably called him a

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<v Speaker 1>total of five times, Okay, over the course of like

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<v Speaker 1>two days. That's quite a bit. The first two or

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<v Speaker 1>three we're like back to back to back because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know if it's okay, Jackie, We're gonna call him

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<v Speaker 1>after this song. You get your second date update? Okay, Okay, thanks, Gay,

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<v Speaker 1>just hang on looking jubile in the morning, Sate. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>excited about this next half of the second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, mostly because this will be the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked to an Englishman. Since I did that phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap on that guy, still probably one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>phone taps all the time. If you haven't heard it,

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<v Speaker 1>you can find it on our website, motive dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got Jackie on the phone with us now. Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>told us about a guy that she met at a

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<v Speaker 1>bar while she was out with friends and englishman. He's

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<v Speaker 1>in town for a semester teaching at one of the

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<v Speaker 1>local universities, and they spend a lovely night together and

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to spend a few more lovely nights together

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<v Speaker 1>before he goes back to Englandville. Yeah, Jackie, I'm all

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<v Speaker 1>in support of, like, you know, a hook up if

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<v Speaker 1>that's what your goal is. But it sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>call them five times. Well yeah, that's a part of

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<v Speaker 1>why I called him five times is because like I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what his phone was doing, do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Like, I get it. It's totally bana.

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<v Speaker 1>I look like, call them three times in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, oh my god, is this phone

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know? You know, if sometimes phones are weird

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<v Speaker 1>and they act up and you have to like, especially

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<v Speaker 1>for an English guy, maybe you're down not enough numbers

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you need like seventeen numbers in the country. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so. It was an American. It wasn't American.

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<v Speaker 1>From all right, Jackie? Ready to call him? Ready? Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go? Ah, can I speak to George? Please? George? Hey, George,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm moving ninety two point five. How are you all right? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>We host a local morning show in town here in Seattle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you probably have heard of us. I know

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<v Speaker 1>we're big across the pond. No, okay, Well, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a local mortor show here. And you went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl on a date who was a friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's been trying to get a hold of you

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<v Speaker 1>because she'd love to see you again, but you're not

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<v Speaker 1>answering her phone call. So she asked me to call

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<v Speaker 1>you for her. All right, I see it wasn't her name.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was Jackie. You met her at a bar

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<v Speaker 1>a little while ago. Oh, yes, yes, yes, Jackie. But

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<v Speaker 1>she's just curious why you don't want to see her again,

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<v Speaker 1>or if you do want to see her again. I

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<v Speaker 1>do want to see her again. I'm doing very beary.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a wonderful night. At night, I saw as

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<v Speaker 1>she was lovely and we got on quite well. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually liked to have just it's been the hotel and

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<v Speaker 1>this line, so there's no other reason why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling her back. You've just been busy, oh yes, crossing

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<v Speaker 1>the day and then it was very hard to get them. Hey, George,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to be honest with you. Yep. We're a

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<v Speaker 1>show that does our homework. Yes, and before we call anybody,

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<v Speaker 1>we try to find out as much as we can

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<v Speaker 1>about them. Okay, that's why my producer, producer Boyd, looked

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<v Speaker 1>up all your information, checked around at the university that

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<v Speaker 1>you claim to be working at and found no record

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<v Speaker 1>of an English guy with your name being employed there

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<v Speaker 1>for the semester to George show. What? Um, Well, George,

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<v Speaker 1>be honest handed. Did you put on a whole act

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<v Speaker 1>just to get a girl in better? What? Okay? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, my name is not George, too much like

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<v Speaker 1>a character from Clue and not enough like a real

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<v Speaker 1>English person. You big from my George with my brother

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<v Speaker 1>and I and my friends. You know, we used the

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<v Speaker 1>accent because you know it helps, you know, it helps

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up chicks. Yeah, my name is actually Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>do you really have a separate phone line for you know,

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<v Speaker 1>your British George character? Yeah, this is this is my

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<v Speaker 1>British So what do you do then? Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>gave her this romantic story about how you're in from

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<v Speaker 1>London and you're teaching for the semester and I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>an educated man looking to have a little fun while

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in town. Who are you? Who are you? Kevin Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually lived in town. I lived by the airport, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I work at Targets. So you lied? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>regret lying to Jackie that night? There's no harm intended?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually really Jackie. You know, it's more interesting being

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<v Speaker 1>a professor from the UK than a catch your target,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Yeah? That story is perfect, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't answer the phone, because like, how am I

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<v Speaker 1>going to keep it going? Right? Hey? George? Yeah, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>George or Kevin or whatever your name is. Jackie is

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line right now and heard everything

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<v Speaker 1>you just said. I can't believe your name is Kevin An.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Oh uh what Yeah, it's I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Kevin. Yes, you're sorry. You rides me for an

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<v Speaker 1>entire night and then didn't call me back. Well well, well, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but you rides me all night about like wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>show me all the beautiful things in London and like

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to take me to Big Ben and how beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>does when the fog lifts in the morning, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>is that just a lie obviously, because the fog doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>lift in the morning. But but no, I have an

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<v Speaker 1>uncle that he grew up in London and that's how

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<v Speaker 1>I knew about those things. So it was Yes, it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a why, but it's from real sources

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<v Speaker 1>and Jackie and Jackie. Jackie kind of delivered on his Jackie,

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<v Speaker 1>he did kind of deliver on his promise. He took

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<v Speaker 1>you to see Big Ben later. Why do you have

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<v Speaker 1>to have like such a weird way to pick up women?

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you just like be a normal, great guy

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<v Speaker 1>and pick a woman, Like if you have to lie

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<v Speaker 1>to get someone and go home with you, would you

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<v Speaker 1>have gone home with me if I told you I

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<v Speaker 1>was a cashier's target and lived by the airport. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know the answer to that because it's happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me before. I mean, women are looking for somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>will supports them and I you know, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>this is a bullet way to get laid, but you know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>George or Kevin is not a bullet way to get

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<v Speaker 1>laid because it worked. Yeah, so an efficient way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you actually, I mean, Jackie, He says he likes

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<v Speaker 1>you and I'd like to see you again. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>give him a shot? We will pay for you to

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<v Speaker 1>go out again on a second date, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>go out with the American guy named Kevin who lives

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<v Speaker 1>by their report and works at Target and see if

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<v Speaker 1>you actually enjoy his company. Let's think about the story

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<v Speaker 1>you could tell your friends, you know, like you miss

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<v Speaker 1>this British guy at the bar, and then he turned

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<v Speaker 1>out to be Kevin, and he's a really nice, nice

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<v Speaker 1>guy and I like him. Oh like maybe against my

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<v Speaker 1>better judgment, but he has a really sweet guy, even

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<v Speaker 1>always possibly a compulsive iron some famous flash. As many

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<v Speaker 1>questions as I want to and you have to answer

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<v Speaker 1>them brutally honestly, then yes, I will go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with you, Jackie. Are you not worried? This

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<v Speaker 1>is like a major red flag? What if he turns

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<v Speaker 1>out to have twelve kids and it's like an X

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<v Speaker 1>con Well, then He don't have to tell me that

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<v Speaker 1>because I get to ask the questions and he asked

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<v Speaker 1>to do, and you go. If he says he's honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe him. He won't lie. It's a broken jupil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning,