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Speaker 1: now at patreon dot com. Slash Jenkins and Jones. Well,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we got to start with uh Aubrey's

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Speaker 1: abs or are as they're calling.

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Speaker 2: That's the funniest thing in the world right now. We

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Speaker 2: got one of the funniest people in the world right now,

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Speaker 2: lie Bro.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what like, as a nigga who

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Speaker 1: built just like this, he has saved me so much

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Speaker 1: strain because I thought about this. I thought about being like, nigga,

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Speaker 1: can I sneak in maybe not the abb like a

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Speaker 1: man who production surgery. Could I sneak that on the

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Speaker 1: timeline and not get caught? And the overwhelming response is no, nigga,

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Speaker 1: you can't do that. ABS like that, I can't laugh,

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Speaker 1: but I can laugh because I didn't. I didn't make

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Speaker 1: that choice. Yeah, I'm built the same like I don't.

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Speaker 1: I lift, but I don't look muscular at all like

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Speaker 1: I just like I can bench to twenty five, I

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Speaker 1: probably could go up crazy. I don't look like I'm

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Speaker 1: strong at all. I know niggas see me and be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my God still on cap and you probably would

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Speaker 1: like my son's, especially my youngest. He kind of when

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Speaker 1: we go up and down the stairs, I see that

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Speaker 1: little twinkle in his eye. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: Like like I might try my might, it might be tired,

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Speaker 1: you know, in the gym, like he you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, he he he kind of he kind of stocky,

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Speaker 1: like he kind of country strong, but he sees muscles.

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Speaker 1: Drake didn't get the full package. He didn't get the

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Speaker 1: The abs are not the muscles you get only those

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Speaker 1: can't be the muscles last. That's last last you can get,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like even in the strong

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Speaker 1: man competition, them niggas pick up whole trees, pull eighteen wheelers.

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Speaker 1: They still don't have abs, but you could tell they're strong.

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Speaker 1: Nobody has just as as bro. That's they don't go

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Speaker 1: like that.

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Speaker 2: He should have gotten the titties first, then the shoulders,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Niggas be having chest and

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Speaker 2: none else.

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Speaker 1: Proper order of operations.

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Speaker 2: Got shoulders after chest, then arms and then knaves. Nigga,

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Speaker 2: you feel me, look me, we built like this, like.

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Speaker 1: I at least got control over the titty read I could,

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Speaker 1: I could control the TV like there, but he got

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Speaker 1: this building.

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Speaker 2: But your titty is happier than his, though, as his

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Speaker 2: left titty was sad having a bad day. Nor Bro

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Speaker 2: looked like.

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Speaker 1: Forth Winnaker, I.

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Speaker 2: That titty was unhappy to the motherfucking nigga. Like you

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Speaker 2: noticed some boys shit, you know what I mean, other

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Speaker 2: titty trying to go along with he like, I ain't

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Speaker 2: fucking with this ship, you know what I'm saying. Crazy

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Speaker 2: Crazy liked he.

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Speaker 1: Saw him raise that phone and like was like, come on, bro,

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Speaker 1: like we don't need this fro Come on, look at

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Speaker 1: this nigga.

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Speaker 2: Look at this nigga. You know what I'm saying. He

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Speaker 2: had it again, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like if y'all swiped right and watched him job, it's

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Speaker 1: the most unathletic jog as well, which further builds the

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Speaker 1: case you're not doing this for real,