WEBVTT - QLS Classic: Ilana Glazer 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.280 Quest Love Supreme is a production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:07.400 What's Up, Everybody? It's Unpaid Bill from Quest Love Supreme. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:11.280 This week we'll bring you a classic episode with comedian, actress, director, 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:14.680 and producer Alana Glazer. This one aired back on May thirteenth, 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:18.680 twenty twenty, in the heighten pandemic Quarantine and all that crazy. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.279 Alana Glazer kept the mood light. We had a fun, 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.360 casual conversation about life in Corona, times, her show, broad 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.240 City and New York City. It's selling even though the 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.600 world was very different when we take this. Interviews like 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.240 this shaped how we approach QLs ever since. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.840 Ladies and gentlemen, This is a Quarantine quest broadcasting live 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:49.600 from the Kibbutz Upstate, New York. Welcoming you to another 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:54.400 Quest Love Supreme live edition. We got a good show. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.200 This is a fontigelo What's up? 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:57.320 Bro? 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:03.120 What Up? And unpaid Bill? Hello? I'm here? And uh 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:13.440 Zaccher and Steve Sugar, Steve was up, Steve Light here, Hello, Hello, Hello, 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.880 my head is also here on paid bill? So where 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:22.200 are the wild things? A mirror? You've been waiting to 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:26.480 get that? He was waiting to get that. Thoughts lined 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:31.959 off bad as you anyway, I just want to say 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:37.600 that our our special guest today, uh, the brilliant former uh, 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:42.679 formerly known half of the Dynamic broad City duo, not 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:46.880 to mention, fresh off of her Amazon comedy special The 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:50.200 Planet is Burning, which is weird because it might not 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:57.800 be it actually is. We want to welcome a lot 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.800 of Glazer to QLs Live audition. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:02.800 Hey, y'all, thank you for having me. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.800 Nice meeting now, like our arms are moving, but nobody 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.959 you know everyone. Yeah, I went to the Steve. I 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:15.480 went to the city for the first time yesterday to 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:19.040 go to my apartment. Uh, and it was seven o'clock 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.520 and so I participated in the noise making. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.920 The clapping for the people, for the service workers and everything. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.200 Yeah, yeah, the clap. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:33.440 The clap is sick. It's actually everyone like with like 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:34.400 chips for this. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.840 I hope that's Oh we hear you you do. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.519 I saw you'd be like, oh you like creamer backed 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.520 off it when I like. 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.600 Yeah, I was like not at all, we're snacking as well. 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.840 What the flavor was still pickle chips. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:54.160 I have a question, who of us is is quarantining 0:02:54.200 --> 0:03:02.480 with more than three people? Lots of people? Wait, Bill, 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.560 how many people. Are you quarantining with me? One? Yes, 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:12.480 you're alone girlfriend. Oh you're not even living with freaking freck. No, 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.960 freaking frek with their mother head freck. 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:28.040 Oh, I don't mean like that. She's great. I hope 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.639 she's watching nothing. She's fantastic. 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:30.040 I like that. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:34.720 When you're doing this over bunchies, they're like. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:36.040 I'm like, okay, So I don't know why I assume 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.559 snacks for they are. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:44.320 No, they are totally no. Bill's not here, Willow snacking. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.440 Right here, let's snacks. 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.440 The one to get up on is these right here, 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:55.360 the these Trader Joe's chips right here? Why are they 0:03:55.400 --> 0:04:02.040 on crack crack cocaine. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:02.360 Pickle chips? 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.960 I did not know that was like that. 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.400 Yo. Trader Jos had a Trader Joe's has a rustic 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.160 potato kettle kettle potato chip. 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:12.800 I've had it. It's amazing. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:14.280 Say that. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:18.520 The flavor was it's rusted potato, tastes like a kettle. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:19.960 Got it? 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.760 Oh, you know everything is better with its kettle. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:27.440 You guys know. Sorry, I'm like, I guess like it's 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:29.960 like hard social graces assume you guys know everything. But 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.680 the bagel from Trader Joe's. Oh, I haven't used it yet. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:37.200 I got the Mommy Mommy's two. It's like three new 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:38.320 seasons a Trader Joe's. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:41.040 Oh really, I do. I just I know that everything 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.400 bagel one and I do. I just licked my hand 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:48.160 put a little Everything is so being good. I saw 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.360 an empty bottle on the sidewalk through day and I 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.080 was like, that weren't empty. I like, would potentially still 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:59.720 like it is. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.839 That's a game. Everything about the bail. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.120 I'm just gonna say, Trader Joe's, it really is the 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.280 best thing ever outside of them not being located in 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.440 any hood in any city, but outside of that, they 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:12.080 are amazing. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.760 Yeah. Well, okay, I was asking the number count of 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:21.920 people sharing space quarantining because now I know too so 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.360 when I was young, when I was younger, when I 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.159 was younger, my dad was notorious for he was one 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.240 of the dads that would mark the juice bottle with 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:35.359 the sharpie and all the worst. Don't drink my juice, 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:37.920 like this is my ship, don't touch it. How many 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:38.440 people with you? 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:39.960 Oh? 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:41.640 Send them on the video? 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.880 Are you sure what you're on? 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:45.400 One night? 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:47.919 I'm sorry, Yes, it's chicken, Tara. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.840 I was saying, wait, are we are we eating? Protested 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:51.799 Bill not doing. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.640 I mean because Alana eating? 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:59.280 Yes, thank you giving producing the snack. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.559 Wait, I have a question. Would your dad write dad 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:03.800 or his first name? 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:13.200 No, he would just mark the apple juice bottle where 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:20.520 it was last, where he last. He was super petty, 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.159 and then. 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.360 Assumed it's dad's. This is like the level of checking 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:25.960 on the kids. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.800 You just had issues. We had issues about the juice level. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.320 Like in a black and a black household, the juice 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:40.120 juice is like that's that's you know, that's currency. I 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.720 can have all the water I want as long as 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.000 I feel the water bottle back up, you know, by 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.680 the time it gets to the bottom. But but you 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:51.600 got to go to the you can't house juice. I 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.479 don't think I was housing juice. And he would also 0:06:53.600 --> 0:07:01.279 house his intimate peak compile, you know, the intimate pecancakes. Yeah. Yeah, 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.120 he was petty with them. But I'm only asking now 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:09.120 now that I'm sharing space and I'm like looking forward 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:14.120 to like my snack, and then somebody that got you it's. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:19.680 I might be a little petty myself. What was it? 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:21.120 What was it? 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.560 Please tell me? What was the snack? Please me. 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:28.240 You know, it's it's just like it's it's it's a 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:32.160 community here. So I'm trying to be Wait have you noticed, 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:33.880 I'm like, look in this direction. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:36.480 Right now. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.320 You ain't locked in it. You ain't locked in a 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:39.840 coat all you. 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:40.560 I just. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.560 Wonder it might head ten people to left watching it 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.600 right now? Just about what the you know what we're 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:53.320 we're eight deep. We're eight deep. No, but I'm it's 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:57.640 a large space too, so but almost no, I'm in 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.000 I guess a lot of trust. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:07:59.920 That's a lot of trust. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.960 Well, I mean, the thing is is that one like 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:09.240 we're the only people here, and so you know, I 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:13.880 can go outside, you know, visit the apple orchard or 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.760 you know whatever, and I'm I'm into one's guest house. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.600 So I mean, but wait, why are you acting like 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.680 networking isn't a part of life? 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:30.000 Networking networking. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.720 Network in your line of business. Yes, you've been a professional. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.200 Don't act like you just some intern off the street. 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:43.120 Like you connect with people and you when she hits 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.319 the fan, I got you, I got you. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.160 Oh yeah, you know what a mirror that's networking on 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:50.080 a different level though, like having infinite ability to stay 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.760 at a State orchard. 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.719 No that's no, that's not amazing. No, it's not. You 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:56.880 don't I don't think you have to be in a 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.640 privileged position to get those favors. 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:04.600 I just said, you're a really good person. He doesn't 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:05.640 know what I'm being serious. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:10.400 I don't you guys us send me apples a mere Yeah, 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:11.600 I need a peck. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.240 Are you making apple sauce? Like baby boom? 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:19.760 Oh my god, I just catch that ship. Yes, that 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.680 was as she brought back to the big City. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.800 Yeah, there's enough eggs and enough apple sauce. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.360 Do you feel like the chickens a couple of friends upstate? 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.120 Do you feel like extra isolated in your quarantine? Are 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:32.320 you like giving the fuck away? 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.720 Nah? I can't wait like this all right? 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.240 So what to come back? 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:41.120 I left? I left my apartment, uh, like a four 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:45.040 in the morning driving back. And you know, normally I 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.239 would say that the first time I came up to Westchester, 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.680 like I was making fun of people because my whole 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.079 jown was like I can't go nowhere where there's not 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:58.959 a twenty four hour pharmacy near or just something, and 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:03.680 I would make fun of all world. Are upstate property? 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:03.920 No? 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.640 No, no, no, I'm like whatever. But now when I 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:12.599 drove here today, I was relieved to get here, like 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:18.000 I think I'm done with cramped living and just I 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:22.040 mean the city is Yeah. I read an article someone 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.640 made Rose the article the other day. 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:26.520 They were talking about how post COVID they think that 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.080 New York is going to be a much younger city 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.079 because older, you know, like just what you're saying, like 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:33.920 they're not going with that. 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:38.800 Everyone's leaving. Like in my apartment building right now, seventy 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:48.679 of all the residents have left. Good. Yeah that that 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:52.439 that remains in the air. And you know, with my my, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.800 my joint at least coming up, I might be joining them. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.960 Like I've already looked at like four cribs up here, 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:02.760 already upstated mirror, we'll be neighbors. And that's ridiculous. I 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.880 love that. Wait, you're you're up here now in Westchester too, 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:08.800 but not I mean Westchesters of large. Can you name 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.840 your your borough? Repub borough? What part voting on Hudson, 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:17.160 which sounds like it's not it's almost Hudson. I got. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.360 I got my eyes on Brewster. Brewsters, like that's the 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.960 that's the Williamsburg I'm hearing that's the Williamsburg of Westchester. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.400 He can that's another place that I can see that 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:27.840 you think, you like a. 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:28.559 Lot of where are you? 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.480 I'm in Brooklyn. But I'm also like, I'm too old 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:33.360 to do this. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:35.000 I learned. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.679 Thirty three and I'm like, oh, thirty three Boro, that's 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:44.120 when Jesus returned, and that's when I'm left. I'm too 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:48.120 fucking my And you know, I'm comfortable here. My partner 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.679 and I are here and we're like we've just been 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:54.120 driving up to Bear Mountain every fucking weekend and we're like, uh, 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.720 just it's just like I got to get the fuck 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.640 out of here. Event Like it just is part of me. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.760 Is like it's like sweet here, and everybody's like, hey, hi, 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.080 there's just like tenderness, this like New York City tenderness. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.880 But yeah, I think like it's I feel like thirty 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:16.840 plus thirty five plusses just changing the way we thought we. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.400 I need space, I need air. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.480 I never thirty five year olds in Brooklyn. That's going 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:28.959 to be like, oh, I of everything. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.160 It's like sleep away camp. I'm like, oh yeah, New 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:35.920 York is like sleep away camp. And I'm I'm exhausted 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:38.360 at the end of the summer, and. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.120 A lot of people don't know about sleep away Camp. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:41.760 I assume that you went to sleep away Camp. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.000 I didn't. I was a little nerd who would like, 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.760 do you know, like day camp And also just like 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:53.120 I did like teen tours one summer or two, but 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.439 I was like went home on the weekends to be 0:12:55.679 --> 0:13:01.559 close to my parents' tour. It's like you go to 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.520 like we went to like Virginia Beach and like Maine. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.440 You take like you know, trips or whatever. But it's 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.320 not like I don't know, it's not like. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.800 Like bus trips, but like certain exactly exactly. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.959 Yeah, yeah, so I did that. Sleep Away Camp was 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.920 like for kids who were ready to start like sexually experimenting, 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.160 and I was like, I'm going to just fail at 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.160 that for a while. First, like you know, Sleepway Camp. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.840 People fuck and did y'all not see that horror movie 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:34.040 from the eighties, But I want. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:35.839 To say I've seen it because that meant what my 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:36.400 age was. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.719 So Sleepway Camp was a camp designed for teens that 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.000 were beginning to be sexually active. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:49.040 Or hold on, hold on a second, no, Steve, Steve 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.240 want to add in. Steve rarely interject. I went to 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:57.080 summer sleep away camp for nine summers. I didn't get once. Okay, 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.480 so I don't know what the heck she's talking about. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.320 Okay, I'm about your life. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.160 I knew that I paid for at least ten people 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:05.439 to sleep away camps. 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.240 So wait, Bill said he got he got his though, right, No, no, no. 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.000 I never got laid at Sleepway Camp. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.240 I later went back and was a counselor out of 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:13.959 Sleepway Camp whereverybody fucked all the time. 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.079 And that is I was going to say, please, don't 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.640 finish that story, yo, yo, did y'all see the preview 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.480 for the new show on Bravo that's all about like 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.880 adult like sleep away camps. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:26.200 Have y'all seen this? This is like a no oh son. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.480 So there are like these places out in the country where. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:34.840 Like, wait, weren't you at uh the wedding with me 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:39.680 when we did that David Crosses and Amber Tamley, weren't 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:43.600 you there? Okay? They did it what you're describing, like good, 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:44.600 I'm sorry for introduce. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:45.680 No no, no, I don't, but they do. 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:47.720 So it's just grown up doing like all of the 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.000 kind of grown up version of the kid games and 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.160 people know, you stay there for like a week or 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.960 so or whatever and buck, Wow, I just it looks 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:56.360 so fun. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.400 All right, So when David and Amber got married, they 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.120 did it like a sleep away camp. Only problem was 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:09.320 it was October, so it was freezing. But like that 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:13.560 weekend they did, you did twelve year old ship, like 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:19.280 the potato sack race and the zip line thing and 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.640 all that stuff, but for a weekend. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:28.920 And you know, I said, cool white people should cool 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.760 white people like summer camps. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:32.800 Like as we as you know, as you see who's 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.080 asking the questions about Sleepway Camp, we don't really know 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.280 not something that we did so for the other. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.800 Camp and all that stuff camp like the like potato 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.000 sack existential freedom, fun or whatever I. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.120 Said, potato sack race. As in I was trying to 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.000 think of like something that's camp be for a twelve 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.360 year old but uh, you know, I mean there there. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.800 Has to be. Like I went to a wedding that 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.040 was like that, these two dudes who got married, and 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.720 it was a Sleepway camp like that for like a 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:01.840 long weekend. But I'm just not an activities person. I'm like, 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.880 let's just like smoke up the edge of the lake 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.360 and like people can hook up and whatever, but like, 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:08.840 why do I have to like hold on a rope, 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.840 you know what I mean, like and swing or whatever. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.920 So we would smoke and then we roast like marshmallows along. 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:15.440 Yeah, that's my shit. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.520 I'm shocked. I'm shocked that you're slackery is I would 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.120 have figured that you were like off for the adventure. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.160 No, it's more like to talk about you know what 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.000 I mean. It's like it's not like the physical. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.920 You know, I'm with you, okay, so there no zip line. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:32.280 It's this I feel it's this. I don't know with 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.400 my idea of Corona body around the corner. I'm down 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:42.560 a lake. Dude, it's getting scary. How far are you 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:47.320 away from your Corona body? How many dog it's getting scary, dude. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:56.160 This is day forty This day thirty nine. Um, I 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:59.200 think that's taken off like twenty one pounds. I love it. 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.320 I love it, But this time I'm not trying, which 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.040 is scaring the shit out of me. So it's probably 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:06.840 like the last time I read this, I was like 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:13.240 day forty six, day forty seven, we were there, you know, 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:16.119 like I'm wearing I'm wearing d nce gear now, like 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.480 normally I have to wear my wear my like make 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.000 my own clothes and all that stuff. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.560 Is it more about food or exercise? 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:32.920 I think it's eighty percent food twenty percent exercise right now. Okay, 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:38.920 So the greatest thing I've discovered besides Trader Joe's, there's 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:43.840 there's a woman who is starting a company. I've been 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:50.840 begging for carbless bread for the longest. Carbless bread. 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:52.760 Yeah, He've been talking about this, He says. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.560 Gods have heard my cry. Matter of fact, hang on 0:17:55.640 --> 0:18:00.320 a second. She there, she's there. What's that? So this 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.240 is barbleous corn bread? 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.680 I'm like, I'm like indulging in bread like normally. I'm like, 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:09.760 you know, you're like out of the fucking house so 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:12.639 much that I have like a system of how I 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:16.200 like operate or whatever, like a crazy person bringing like 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:21.440 carrying like a disgusting smoothie container for twelve hours after 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:22.760 I step you know what I mean. It's like, what 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:35.159 the fuck kind of life am I living? Well? 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.920 So what's your daily what's your daily ritual? You bake 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.440 your own Now it's the typical day. 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.600 What time do you get up typical pre COVID times 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:46.119 or during. 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:48.520 Now now in the time of the Rona. 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:52.160 In time of the Rona, I'm getting at at like nine, 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.440 and I start working around eleven, and I work from 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:58.800 eleven to seven or eight. 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:05.160 Just ask, when you open your eyes at nine, how 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:09.560 long is it before you realize what you've woken up into. 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:14.280 I eve a temptation to not look at the news 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.040 of the phone, to see like, is this the day 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:17.800 that we have a cure? Is this that you know? 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:23.000 I have been like totally avoiding the news almost completely. 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:25.840 If I do listen, it's like democracy now, you know, 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.040 democracy now, listen to that maybe once a week, once 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:30.240 or twice a week. But I'm just like the New 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:34.320 York Times is like, oh, Corona charts. We have another chart. 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:37.000 It's like they're just like loving this shit, you know 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:38.920 what I mean. It's like it's not like new information 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.400 or whatever. I'm not watching Como. I'm like, great, I'm 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.280 so glad he's like being a human being or whatever. 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:48.800 But I'm not. I can't even indulge in the change. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.560 So I and like, I try to do some sort 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:52.120 of workout. 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:54.760 How do you prepare for this though? As a writer, 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:58.119 Like how do you feel about this the industry or 0:19:58.400 --> 0:19:59.240 in your creativity. 0:19:59.560 --> 0:19:59.920 How do you? 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.600 I had too much fucking shit going on, and I'm like, 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:04.520 how did I? At first, I was like so angry 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:06.879 at myself. I was like, why did I think I 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.960 could live three lives in one body. I was so 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:14.200 harsh to myself where I was like, you stupid big 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:17.159 you could live three. I was like so mean about it. 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:18.600 And it's like, yeah, I don't know that's what the 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:22.400 world was. But now and so I had like development 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:24.760 stuff that I'm working on, like my own writing, and 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:29.240 then uh, you know, raising up young writers projects. I 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:34.280 was doing stand up and I was doing uh like 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:38.280 production services, this this company that I'm I'm building star 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:41.760 Picks and production services. It's like, who the fuck knows 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:44.919 stand up? I'm like, I'm not gathering people together till 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:48.240 there's a vaccine. And now with writing, I'm like, yeah, bitch, 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:51.000 focus and just be And I got enough going on, 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:57.119 and I'm like and I'm not like i I'm I'm 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:59.080 like a busy body. So it's like I think I 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:02.200 just like stayed and then the creativity kind of comes 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:05.160 as it comes, and I do take like at night, 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.760 I'm like, no emails on weekends, no emails, just like 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:10.080 get the fuck away. It's hard on like Sunday and 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:12.359 sometimes like maybe I will catch up, but it's like no, 0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:15.840 just stay away. That work is there all the fucking time, 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:21.359 you know, it's like available there. Yeah, yeah, what do you? 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:25.760 What do you? Because even now, like I'll stay busy, 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:31.320 but I still find myself like avoiding certain things that 0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:33.840 I should be doing, Like what do you creative wise? 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:35.560 What do you what do you keep putting off? 0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:42.240 You mean like your screenplay type of thing exactly? You 0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:44.879 know that I have this thing where it's like I 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:48.119 have this essay I want to write about how COVID 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:51.040 is not the great equalizer that I just can't write. 0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:55.600 People are like, oh, equal equal. It's like no, COVID's 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:59.120 exposing how poor people are poor and rich people are rich. 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:03.119 It's not the equal it's the system revealer. I've just 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:04.560 been wanting to write this essay and I'm like, I 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:08.680 don't know myself as an essay writer yet, but scripts, 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:12.280 I'm like really sort of and like outlines and shit 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:15.280 and pitches are like coming to me. But this essay 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:17.840 writing vibe, I'm just like, I guess because I don't 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:20.440 read essays and I like barely read. 0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:24.400 So has there has there been any thought or temptation 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:34.639 to resurrect half a project with abs via Zoom Because 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:39.400 the thing is is that even when I watched when 0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:44.480 I watched the show, a lot of your extras were 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:51.440