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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air.

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Speaker 3: Everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g

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Speaker 3: But you already knew that. Thank you for following this

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Speaker 3: podcast and tuning in even on a very hectic weekend

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Speaker 3: in the sporting world with the March madness festivous down

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Speaker 3: to the sweet sixteen tonight as we slide on in

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Speaker 3: to this Sunday, the twenty fourth day of the month

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Speaker 3: of March. And what of my we do these dopey holidays.

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Speaker 3: It's become kind of our thing here. But this is

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Speaker 3: not a dopey holiday. This is a very important holiday.

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Speaker 3: I would put this right up there with the fourth

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Speaker 3: of July, with the New Year's Eve, with Thanksgiving. Today

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Speaker 3: is National Cheese Steak Day. Today is that's a that

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Speaker 3: is such an important holiday National Cheese Steak Day. Give

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna have to make us a

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Speaker 3: Tell you, if you want to make the long drive

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Speaker 3: you try my homemade cheese steak mouthwatering. I've nailed that

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Speaker 3: OLIVERI the owner of Pat's King of Steak. He was

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Speaker 3: And the legend goes a taxi driver in Philadelphia loved

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Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that similar to how in La we have

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Speaker 1: And you know, it's like Kareem Abdul Jabbar only took

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Speaker 1: Now, some people go cheese whiz on their cheese steak.

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Speaker 3: You know. It's like it's like a lot of people

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to see Lady Liberty. Who cares

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Speaker 3: And it is mail bag day, Danny. It's mail bag Day.

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Speaker 3: So without further ado, we bring in our guy, Ohio.

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Speaker 2: Al.

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Speaker 1: It's all right, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Al. These are these are actual letters, actual letters by

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Speaker 3: Malor Show. First one comes from Barry, formally from Nashville,

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Speaker 3: but he now lives in South Carolina. He says, yo yo, ma, Benny,

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Speaker 3: a Japanese term for ritualistic suicide by disembowelment. He says,

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Speaker 3: first it was Real Talk, then it was Poppy, and

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Speaker 1: Back on the show. And now is Angry Bill just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So Angry Bill his typical phone call. He'll get

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Speaker 3: Playing the overnight sports radio guy makes perfect sense, makes

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Speaker 3: These are unofficial, unsanctioned nicknames. But Bill's a big fan,

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Speaker 1: The hang on, let me put the circus music in.

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Speaker 3: All right, you set the mood. The dolly Lama of

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Speaker 3: The leader of bottom feet, the big cheese radio t's

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Speaker 3: The Svengali of late night folly Phony Marconi, Now that's

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Speaker 1: I was that's bullshit, Marconi, that's the best one so far.

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Speaker 1: Threw you Bill.

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Speaker 3: I worked at Well right now, our shows on the

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Speaker 3: Marconi award winning station Danny, So I get sixteen point

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Speaker 1: You're not on their website though I've been on their

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Speaker 3: Our show takes up four hours of their programming, so

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Speaker 3: A short bus Nostra damis a sad sack radio hack,

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Speaker 1: Overlord of the Board. I like that one. I might

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Speaker 3: Well, the board listeners. A sucker MC of late night Glee.

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Speaker 3: The caretaker of late night Bakers, the surly Gurly of

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Speaker 3: the maven of mediocre sports takes, the warden of boredom.

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Speaker 3: I like that, Czar of sports spar the sire of

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Speaker 3: the radio quagmire, the gas bag radio hag, the logic

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Speaker 3: antibiotic that's not nice, the well known radio drone, the

441
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Speaker 3: midwife for the radio lowlife, and the last one, the

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Speaker 3: don ho of sports radio.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a lot. That is a lot of nicknames.

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Speaker 1: I dare you, dare you? The main attraction, I like,

445
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Speaker 1: the main attraction of overreaction. The He should have just

446
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Speaker 1: kept that list to the first half and then we'd

447
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Speaker 1: be singing his praises, right. Yeah, Well, he concluded everything,

448
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Speaker 1: which ones would I use. It's like when a three

449
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Speaker 1: to three game goes into overtime in the NFL. The

450
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Speaker 1: uber mensh of radio stench. That's pretty good. The I

451
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Speaker 1: like that one.

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Speaker 3: The main attraction of overreaction, it's pretty good. The Dali

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Speaker 3: Lama of melodrama.

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Speaker 1: That broke. That works.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna gok's some of those off to

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Speaker 3: those you know what, Bell, that's a good job by you.

457
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Speaker 1: Danny says, you want way too long, but that's a

458
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Speaker 1: good job. So I thought that was that was pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Kathy and Madison big fan of the show.

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Speaker 2: P one.

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Speaker 1: We love Kathy.

462
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Speaker 3: What a wonderful lady she is. Uh, she says, Ben,

463
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Speaker 3: you have a favorite memory of your mother, all of them?

464
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Speaker 1: Kathy. I love my mom. Missed my mom every day.

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Speaker 1: She was great. She was my everything.

466
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Speaker 3: So missed everything about about my mom and the fact

467
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Speaker 3: that she would listen to every the show that I did,

468
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Speaker 3: at any hour and no matter what.

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Speaker 1: And she was very very supportive.

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Speaker 3: Mike in Seoul in air quotes Soeul, South Korea. Hey guys,

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Speaker 3: I'm here in Seoul for the start of the baseball

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Speaker 3: regular season.

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Speaker 1: Wink wink, nod, nod, and I'm having a wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: The baseball hasn't been great, but I'm loving these Korean barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Restaurants where you grill your own meat. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: been to one?

477
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Speaker 3: And if you want the perfect well done cook sometimes

478
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Speaker 3: it's easier just to do it yourself.

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Speaker 1: He says.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never done Korean barbecue. I live in an

481
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Speaker 3: area where there's a lot of Korean barbecue, but I

482
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Speaker 3: have not ever had Korean barbecue. I was actually in

483
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Speaker 3: a Korean barbecue place one time and there was a

484
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Speaker 3: line out the door and they were about to close, and.

485
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Speaker 1: They're like, we can't, You'll come back another day. So

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Speaker 1: we left. Have you had Korean barbecue days?

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Speaker 2: I have?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I like it, especially the short ribs. That's the

489
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Speaker 1: way to go. Yeah, really good.

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Speaker 3: What about the glass noodles? What about Korean fried chicken?

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Speaker 1: I've heard that's pretty good too. A little two fried

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Speaker 1: for me, two fried?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I've not had the Korean barbecue, but

494
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Speaker 3: I'd like to have that. Alf from the tarmac at

495
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 3: LAX any chance of securing the first exclusive interview with

496
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Speaker 3: the Kooper Loop upon his arrival back Stateside, I feel

497
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Speaker 3: that his hunting moon to Japan deserves the hard hitting,

498
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 3: in depth, inside edition style journalism that only is available

499
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Speaker 3: on the Fifth Hour podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't know when Coop's coming back. I have no

502
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Speaker 3: idea how long he is gone. I would assume you

503
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Speaker 3: don't go to Japan for a couple of days. That

504
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Speaker 3: that's eleven hour, ten hour flight, twelve hour flight, whatever

505
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Speaker 3: it is you're going there for for the long haul,

506
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Speaker 3: So I don't know about that. People have been asking

507
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Speaker 3: for Lorena to be on the podcast The Queen, so

508
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Speaker 3: we'll have to get at her on here at at.

509
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Speaker 1: Some point as well.

510
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Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't know if Coop will be on

511
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Speaker 3: or not, but I'm sure he'll tell stories on the

512
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Speaker 3: on the radio show, Ryan writes, and he says, Hey, Bendon, Danny,

513
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Speaker 3: I recently sent in a question that you been and

514
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Speaker 3: Alex answered, which was what places do you recommend to

515
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Speaker 3: visit in southern California. My question this week is, since

516
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Speaker 3: podcasts are taking over besides your own, do you listen

517
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Speaker 3: to other podcasts during your free time?

518
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm not.

519
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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: This is from Ryan, and if you have any suggestions

521
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Speaker 3: on what to do in SoCal, he'd also like those, Danny,

522
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Speaker 3: because this is the that's what he asked. He's coming

523
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Speaker 3: to town with his with his wife. So I don't

524
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Speaker 3: listen to too many podcasts. I'll occasionally somebody will send

525
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Speaker 3: me a podcast, like Joe Rogan will have Somebody on.

526
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Speaker 3: I listened to Rogan had Billy Walters on The Great

527
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Speaker 3: Gambler and I listened to that.

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Speaker 1: That was a while, Yeah, a couple of weeks ago.

529
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: I checked that out.

530
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 3: But I try to limit my spoken word audio consumption

531
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 3: because I end up biasmosis or whatever I end up doing.

532
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to mimic other people's work. I want

533
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Speaker 3: to do my own things, so I try not to

534
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 3: listen to other shows too much because then I'll end

535
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Speaker 3: up indirectly mimicking.

536
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Speaker 1: Some of the stuff that they they do. So's there's

537
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Speaker 1: not too much.

538
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Speaker 3: But there's a ton of podcasts, most of them nobody

539
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 3: listens to, which is weird.

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Speaker 1: You know, how long is this going to last?

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Speaker 3: I remember reading stories Danny about the early days of

542
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Speaker 3: radio before government regulated radio, and people would just put

543
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Speaker 3: radio stations up anywhere. That's one of the reasons we

544
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 3: have regulated radio stations, because people would just do their

545
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 3: own home radio station. Yeah, and everyone wanted to do

546
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 3: radio and do their own show. Now everyone wants to

547
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Speaker 3: do a podcast.

548
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. The pirate radio stations changed all the rules.

549
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pirate podcasting and all that. So Lebron James,

550
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: I think and I said this on the air, like

551
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 3: we should be honored, Danny, Like, everyone wants to do

552
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 3: what we do. We do audio content. Everyone wants to

553
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 3: do audio content. We are the coolest people in the world.

554
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 3: Lebron James just started a fugazy podcast this week.

555
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: Everyone wants to do what we do until they get

556
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Speaker 1: a few months in Ben and they're like, holy crap,

557
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: how do these guys come up with so much content

558
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: for so many years. Usually people who try podcasts they

559
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: go dark within a few months.

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00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing you don't understand about this. It

561
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 3: is the repetition. It's the assembly line nature of what

562
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Speaker 3: we do. Because you can do a one hour podcast

563
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 3: once a week, like the Kelsey Brothers or whatever. Well,

564
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,959
Speaker 3: let's see it. Let's crank it up a couple of notches.

565
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 3: Let's have you do four hours a night, every day,

566
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Speaker 3: four hours, and then do an extra three hours on

567
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Speaker 3: the weekend, and see how much original content you have.

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Speaker 1: And then really produce the podcast. Just don't put it

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Speaker 1: out raw, but actually produced. The thing most people are

570
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Speaker 1: too lazy to do broadcasting properly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that the formatics of it, that's the thing, right,

572
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Speaker 3: It's like the wild West.

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Speaker 1: And well you don't. You don't have to format it's

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Speaker 1: it's podcasting.

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Speaker 3: Well you do a little bit though, it's it makes

576
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Speaker 3: it easier for the person who's consuming the content, and

577
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Speaker 3: that's really what you're trying to do. Any suggestions on

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Speaker 3: where Ryan can go and so cal.

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Speaker 1: Danny, Yeah, I'm guessing he's going to have a rental car.

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Speaker 1: I would definitely go to Malabou and hang out there

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Speaker 1: for a little bit and then drive up the one

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Speaker 1: oh one, beautiful ride to Santa Barbara, California. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: with the wife. He's going to take baby CoA to

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Speaker 1: the Santa Barbara Zoo on Sunday. Later today, after I

585
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Speaker 1: produce this fine podcast, we're going to get in the

586
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Speaker 1: car and make that little drive up to Santa Barbara.

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Speaker 1: And it's a really as you know, Ben, just a

588
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Speaker 1: really beautiful city to walk around. It's a great city.

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Speaker 3: Loves to Barbara also love About forty five minutes north

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Speaker 3: of Santa Barbara Solvang.

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Speaker 1: Which is a little tourist town, Danish village, Danish.

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Speaker 3: Village you go there, and Bueleton, which is right off

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Speaker 3: the the one oh one there. Buleton and Solvang side

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Speaker 3: by side. There's a great casino right off that that

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Speaker 3: off ramp. And then when I go to Santa Barbara,

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Speaker 3: I normally hit Solvang and then hit Santa Barbara on

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Speaker 3: the way back. And I love driving up the coast. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: absolutely love driving up the coast.

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Speaker 1: And you know, if you don't have time to make

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Speaker 1: that drive and you're just going to stay right in La,

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Speaker 1: then I would definitely go to Buena Park and visit

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Speaker 1: the Fried Chicken we talked about at the knots Bury

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Speaker 1: Farm restaurant, and then going to knots Bury Farm. It

604
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Speaker 1: is a fun but affordable park that they've been trying

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Speaker 1: to they've been trying to renovate at the past decade.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if I remember correctly, with Ryan, I

607
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Speaker 3: recommended going to Venice Beach just like a human zoo.

608
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Speaker 3: But then if you actually want to go to the

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Speaker 3: beach to enjoy it, you have to go down to

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Speaker 3: Orange County like Huntington, Yeah, or Newport or somewhere like that.

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Speaker 1: Further, it's a San Clemente if you have time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just just absolutely beautiful, wonderful, and you have one

613
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Speaker 3: the tourist thing city walk, Universal studios that kind of

614
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: thing is pretty pretty cool if you're into that kind

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Speaker 3: of deal. Masshole Mickey writes in Into the Commonwealth of

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00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: mass He says, what does the meaning of life mean

617
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: to you? Well, if we had that answer, we wouldn't

618
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 3: be doing a podcast. Kurt says, would you rather get

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Speaker 3: poked in both eyes or kicked in the man basket?

620
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Speaker 3: What was it? A hard kick to the man basket

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Speaker 3: or like a kind of a.

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Speaker 1: Light and fluffy kick. Well, as you know, even a

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Speaker 1: light kick, if it's placed in the right spot, could

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Speaker 1: put you down for the count, It's true. But a

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00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: poke to the eye and both eyes that's a man

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Speaker 1: that is three Stooges style.

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Speaker 3: Yeah about none of the above. Bye, we'll get out

628
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Speaker 3: of on that. Everyone else, we didn't get your mail,

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Speaker 3: Thank you for sending Try again next week Real fifth

630
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Speaker 3: Hour at gmail dot com. Mike and James and all

631
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 3: you other yahoos you know who you are. We didn't

632
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 3: have time for you, but we got things to do Sunday.

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Speaker 3: I'll be back tonight to recap the weekend that was here.

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Speaker 3: What a interesting as always, even though we're not we

635
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 3: don't know who any players are. The coaches where we

636
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 3: still look forward to this time of the year, and

637
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 3: so there's we've whittled it down from sixty eight down

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Speaker 3: to the sweet sixteen.

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Speaker 1: So we're looking forward to that.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, have a great Sunday, enjoy the day, and I'll

641
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Speaker 3: be on tonight eleven o'clock in the West, two am

642
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: early Monday in the East for another week of radio

643
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Speaker 3: shows and Danny and Joy Santa Barb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gonna have fun at the zoo and want to

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Speaker 1: thank everybody for all the downloads all weekend long. Austa Pasta,

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Speaker 1: got a murder. I gotta go