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Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand? And welcome back to America's

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Speaker 1: favorite game show, Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask you

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Speaker 1: the stupid question that people are talking about on the

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Speaker 1: dot com. I'm Dick Winkler, and this is stupid Internet question. Hey.

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Speaker 1: Today's stupid Internet question that everybody's debating about online is

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Speaker 1: pretty simple. What's one thing that you buy no matter

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Speaker 1: how much it costs? I'm ding Winkler. This is Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions, And let's discuss dog clothes. Like little dog

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Speaker 1: absolutely little pomer Radian dog clues. I think that's definitely

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Speaker 1: a need if you have a little Pomerrainian. I think

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Speaker 1: that they're cold, so that's a need. Like Pomdi need pajamas,

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Speaker 1: but they're really no, I think pom Rainians need pajamas.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a few dog breeds that need to

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Speaker 1: wear tiny things like tiny hats and tiny pajamas, and

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Speaker 1: pom Rainians are definitely one of them. What's the one

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Speaker 1: thing that you have to buy, no matter what something

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Speaker 1: that should be a want, but it's definitely a need

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Speaker 1: in your life. Call us up eighty eight three one

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Speaker 1: six one text in four one o six one. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why. But the whole time we were talking

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Speaker 1: to her about her Pomeranians, I was just hoping that

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Speaker 1: one of them has a little conductor's outfit, like a

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Speaker 1: train conductor. A Pomerani with a little train conductor hat

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Speaker 1: and a little train conductor sillier, Oh my goodness, drive

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Speaker 1: my train down. I'm gonna get you a Pomeranian just

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Speaker 1: so you can do that. Just give me a picture.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to take care of the doll three

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Speaker 1: four three one six one text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. Getting a lot of calls from people telling us,

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Speaker 1: what's one thing that you buy no matter how much

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Speaker 1: it costs? Really, in life it's a want, But for

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Speaker 1: them it's a need, and it doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 1: it costs. They always have to have it. Now, mine's

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Speaker 1: definitely coffee, for sure. Okay, coffee doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 1: it costs you. For fifteen dollars for your small coffee,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yep, okay. The drink that I get from

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Speaker 1: Starbucks used to cost four dollars and ninety eight cents.

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Speaker 1: It now costs seven dollars and ninety seven cents. No

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Speaker 1: one are the vegans are protesting bluing themselves to the

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Speaker 1: counters of Starbucks. They charge more for their vegan milk,

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Speaker 1: and the vegans are mad about that, but they're kind

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Speaker 1: of mad about everything. Brooks and pet is angry. But

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Speaker 1: there was a celebrity who superluded himself to the counter

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Speaker 1: at a Starbucks, like the farmer in the movie Babe,

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Speaker 1: I think is what's not gonna do celebrity he's stressing

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Speaker 1: out about the price of vegan milk because he hasn't

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Speaker 1: worked in a long time. Is what's the one thing

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Speaker 1: that you always buy no matter how much it costs.

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Speaker 1: The one I'm ashamed to admit is cigarettes. I'm a smoker.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to quit, but if it costs twelve dollars,

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Speaker 1: I'll pay it. If it costs seven or twenty five,

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I have to pay it. Mine's also about smoking,

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Speaker 1: but not that has a completely different color. Producer Bennet

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Speaker 1: jumping in. Have to always get my joint. It's my jay.

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Speaker 1: You feel me like shoes, shoes, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And they come out repeatedly, like the same sneaker comes

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Speaker 1: out like every five years, like iPhones, like iPhones, and

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Speaker 1: I still buy them. Yeah, how many do you have

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Speaker 1: a few dozen? Yeah, you have so many other ones?

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Speaker 1: You got to get them all. They're like pokemon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is insane to me. They keep going up every year,

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Speaker 1: like they like twenty dollars every year. How many have

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Speaker 1: you worn? I wear one pair every day. No, it

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Speaker 1: is and you're wearing all of them? Yes, and they

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Speaker 1: look at the same Just rotate, pay a pension. They're

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Speaker 1: like the same sneakers. They all a different color. I

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Speaker 1: bought some shoes off Etsy the other day, Yes, Gucci loafers, right.

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Speaker 1: Why they were cheap. Yes, so they're already cheaper, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I thought like they would still be new. I

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Speaker 1: like to wear ridiculous stuff, and I wanted some red

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Speaker 1: suede loafers, right, And so I've bought some red swede

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Speaker 1: Gucci loafers because I have to have those, right. I

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Speaker 1: can't think of anything in particular that I have to

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Speaker 1: have that I will always spend money on other than

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Speaker 1: just weird out their stuff, Like I have to be

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Speaker 1: buying something strange all the time or else I don't

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Speaker 1: feel right about myself. So at this point in time,

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Speaker 1: it was I was going to the bathroom and I

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Speaker 1: was just thinking about what's the most ridiculous thing I

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Speaker 1: could buy right now? Red velvet first, And then I

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Speaker 1: found Gucci loafers and they were cheap. There were a

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Speaker 1: him delivered and they weren't even red, they were leather.

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Speaker 1: And then they were worn, like it really worn. There's

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Speaker 1: his boots and like he doesn't get like a ton

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Speaker 1: of boxes himself, but you know when he does, I

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Speaker 1: let him open it up and him Alex like rips

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Speaker 1: through packages at the house because alexand are married. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know, she ripped through packages and a lot

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Speaker 1: of times if I have ordered something, she'll open it

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Speaker 1: up and go, when did I order a sock puppet?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's my sock for a while. You

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Speaker 1: do have enough money to buy a new pair if

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I don't know. I just don't

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Speaker 1: like you chose to order some nasty, raggedy who knows

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Speaker 1: well how many times worn? Yeah, what those shoes did?

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Speaker 1: They looked like I mean they had been up. Those

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Speaker 1: shoes have been through a lot. Basically got the Amanda

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Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. What are some

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Speaker 1: things that you will buy no matter how much they copy?

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Speaker 1: I have some used Gucci lovers that are really nasty,

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Speaker 1: if you want to buy them. I've never been born.

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame today,

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Speaker 1: mornings on. That's twenties. Hello, howdy neighbor. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Is this Mike? Yeah, howdy neighbor. I know that's an

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Speaker 1: awkward way to start a phone call. My name is Paul,

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Speaker 1: and I live a couple of houses down from Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm the community homeowners Association president. Oh, very nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. We are just a couple of doors apart. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are, and you just moved in. That's exciting. My notice.

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Speaker 1: The moving truck was here for a little longer than

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Speaker 1: we normally allow, but I let it slide that day. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I think we can downsize enough. I think

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Speaker 1: the whole thing we probably could have went without. And

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Speaker 1: the boxes from the moving into the box, Um, how

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Speaker 1: did you just both of them? How did I dispose

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Speaker 1: of them? I put them in the trash. Oh? And recycling, Oh,

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Speaker 1: recycling Okay, good, any in the trash you're really going

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Speaker 1: to come check my trash for cardboard. I was just

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Speaker 1: calling to welcome to the neighborhood, and I didn't expect

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Speaker 1: to get into all of this, but then you brought

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Speaker 1: up the boxes in the moving and now I have

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Speaker 1: to put my homeowners association present because you're asking me

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Speaker 1: how we were liking the house. So I told you,

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Speaker 1: you know, we a bit about me. I've got two hats.

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Speaker 1: One of the hats is fun neighbor Paul hat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that would be the hat that I had on when

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Speaker 1: I first held it. And then I have Homeowner Association

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Speaker 1: president hat, which I'm wearing most. I could almost pick

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Speaker 1: that it's because of the boxes. When you said that

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Speaker 1: you put them in the trash, you asked if I

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Speaker 1: I corrected myself and that I put them in the recycling.

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Speaker 1: Then was the change in the response because you knew

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Speaker 1: you were talking to someone in authority. Well, when you

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Speaker 1: introduced yourself as the HA president, yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 1: let me correct it because I know how I have

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Speaker 1: the homeowners associations can go with their rules and their regulation.

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Speaker 1: My phone call everything got locked on them. This one

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Speaker 1: call is not going to rules, But yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: want to come down and grab a beer, fun, Paul,

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Speaker 1: neighbor guy, you can come on down and have a

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Speaker 1: beer any day. But trust me, the last thing that

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Speaker 1: I want to do now is have to go over

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Speaker 1: to your house and look at all of the alcohol

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Speaker 1: content of your beer. I don't want to have to

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Speaker 1: do that right now, because I've got a bunch of

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Speaker 1: other fires to put out. Did you just say all

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Speaker 1: the alcohol content? When the hill did it become against

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Speaker 1: the law to drink beer in your backyard? In section

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Speaker 1: chapter thirteen, fourth paragraph down, it says there will be

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Speaker 1: no beer that has a higher alcohol content than michaelob

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Speaker 1: Ultra or any of the other light beers that are

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Speaker 1: also I'm not you can't tell me what kind of

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Speaker 1: alcohol I can consume in my own home. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: has gotten very graphic. Now do you have any windows

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Speaker 1: opened in your house right now? The sliding glass doors

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Speaker 1: open a little bit, but there's no windows. Why why

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Speaker 1: do you ask? Okay, I want to let you know

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Speaker 1: that I've now levied two fines for language in public

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Speaker 1: section number and openly. I'm sorry. Now, we define being

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Speaker 1: in public as having a window open and there could

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Speaker 1: have been a young, impressionable mind walking by and heard

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Speaker 1: you say that word. The other name for a cat

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Speaker 1: also paul up whatever your name is. Dude, you can't

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Speaker 1: take all that that you're telling me, and you can

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Speaker 1: shove it. I cannot puss in my home and drink

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Speaker 1: I fear in my home. Do you realize how much

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Speaker 1: of a pain and that it is for me to

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Speaker 1: pull out my bass boat every Saturday freaking morning, because

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Speaker 1: and this, okay, this is the freaking rule. I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: pull out the bass boat is also a euphemism for

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Speaker 1: something sexual in nature. And I'm go ahead and looking

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Speaker 1: out my bass boat. Okay, that's enough of the pulling

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Speaker 1: out the bass boat. I get it. You're going to

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Speaker 1: pull out your big hog of a boat hit me

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Speaker 1: be what you want me to do. I love it, actually,

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Speaker 1: but that's not what we're talking about right now. And

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Speaker 1: now you're making sexual advances towards me so that you

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Speaker 1: can get these fine, you will not association President. There's

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Speaker 1: no way this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prenk on you and your wife Alexa

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Speaker 1: set you up and she's on the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, you're now you're with me? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I like it very serious. Oh my god, Jesus, you've

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Speaker 1: got me. Oh my god. Told us how you just

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Speaker 1: go into a place of the homeowners association and you've

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Speaker 1: been dreading it. I've been dreading it. And it's she knows,

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Speaker 1: she knows my thing with the homeowners association. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you did this. Oh my god. Pay back the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses

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Speaker 1: only on The Gable Show. Gwynn is on the phone

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Speaker 1: today for a War of the Roses to catch a cheater,

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Speaker 1: and she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her for

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Speaker 1: a very interesting reasons that normally, like people think that

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Speaker 1: somebody's being unfaithful when they stop paying attention to right.

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Speaker 1: But apparently Gwynn is having the opposite problem and now

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Speaker 1: she thinks her boyfriend is cheating because of it. We'll

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Speaker 1: find out why in just a second. But I guess

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Speaker 1: they've been together two years. His name is Jonathan, and

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Speaker 1: Gwynn sucks to come on the show this way, but

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Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thinks I

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Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy that he's going just above and beyond. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I've been getting all these gifts and he's been really

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Speaker 1: nice to me, but it's out of the blues, so

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Speaker 1: I know, it just feels suspicious. Okay, is he normally

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Speaker 1: not like that or something? No, he's not. He's not affectionate.

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Speaker 1: He's really just more of a doer like action like

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Speaker 1: helmaker reservations or something. Okay, when was the last time

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Speaker 1: Then what was that? Well, because I'm not from the

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Speaker 1: show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hi? Why

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? Yes, I sure do, Well,

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Speaker 1: all right, and that's anyway I got. I got a

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Speaker 1: little suspicious. So well, you know, the thing that catches

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Speaker 1: everybody is technology. So I started looking at the phone records,

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Speaker 1: and sure in us there they were like two hour

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Speaker 1: phone conversations to a woman, multiple texts every day. So

427
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Speaker 1: I thought I would get a little even. Well, I

428
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Speaker 1: used to take his toothbrush and clean the toilet with

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Speaker 1: it for how long? Amazing? Several times? And once I

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Speaker 1: even took his tooth for brush and clean my that's amazing,

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Speaker 1: said that. I am sorely. I am speechless. Toothbrush. That's

432
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Speaker 1: not all I used to take. He could like drink

433
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Speaker 1: a gatorade and he wouldn't finish at all. Put it

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Speaker 1: back in a refrigerator. I go take urine and put

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Speaker 1: in it. I did it right, honestly, Like, hey, man,

436
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Speaker 1: he's she on you with two women, and instead of

437
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Speaker 1: just freaking out and divorcing him right away, that had

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Speaker 1: to do some fun. So did he gets I always

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Speaker 1: want to know. Did he get sick when you use

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Speaker 1: his toothbrush to clean up playing the toilet? No, he didn't,

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Speaker 1: but it was a pleasure to sit there and watch

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Speaker 1: him do it. Though that would be so awkward, like

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Speaker 1: he's cheating on you and you're just standing at the

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Speaker 1: counter while he's brush his teeth, just staring at him.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be like, man, she has no idea. She

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Speaker 1: loves me so much. She loves me so much, she

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Speaker 1: loves me brush my teeth. I put. I put just

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Speaker 1: as much year and as I cout in there without

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Speaker 1: changing the taste too much. Well, thank you, I mean

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Speaker 1: it from the bottom of my heart on this one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us it doesn't smell his toothbrush. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I actually kind of envy this girl. I admire her

453
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Speaker 1: commitment because I had to I just plan. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get my X back one time. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't follow

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Speaker 1: through it. That I was the same way. I'm not

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Speaker 1: that creative. No, I wish no. So my ex I

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Speaker 1: hated his best friend. Okay, we did not get along.

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Speaker 1: And um, every year they always did their annual friend

460
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Speaker 1: trips that I was not included. Always international together real quick,

461
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Speaker 1: like a year and a half, almost two years, So

462
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Speaker 1: there was like two trips in this stuff. But there

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Speaker 1: was also we were talking leading up to that. So

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Speaker 1: I think there were probably about three trips throughout this

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Speaker 1: course of relationship, right, none of which I was invited on.

466
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Speaker 1: And also his friend and I we just did not click.

467
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Speaker 1: We tried, we did not click. And I don't remember

468
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Speaker 1: what he even did that made me mad. But they

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Speaker 1: had gone to Switzerland for a vacation. What Switzerland, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Beautiful and somehow, because I'm very obsessed with like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like into like booking flights and I just like

472
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Speaker 1: my thing, right, so all my friends always helped them

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Speaker 1: with their travelering. I had their confirmation code and they

474
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Speaker 1: were in first class together. I went on and was

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Speaker 1: going to move his best friend seat completely somewhere and

476
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Speaker 1: they would have been on like a twelve hour flight

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Speaker 1: completely separated. That's awesome. I had the seat clicked, all

478
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Speaker 1: I had to do was hit submit, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: didn't do it because I knew that he would know

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Speaker 1: it was me. That's yeah. I was like, you know what,

481
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: let me not do that, Let me not ruin their day.

482
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Speaker 1: Things come back to get you. I did that before.

483
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Speaker 1: I was on a plane with someone I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to sit next to. So I moved their seat right

485
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Speaker 1: because I had to. I booked the ticket. So I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna move them so I don't want

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Speaker 1: to sit next time because I don't feel like talking, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so I did and I'm like sweet And then

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Speaker 1: they got moved back and got them and moved them

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Speaker 1: back next to me, and it was very obvious I

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Speaker 1: moved their seat. I was like, oh man, now I'm

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Speaker 1: a jerk. How embarrassing? Did jubil show on demand? And

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: I'm Jebel Fresh and what billionaire who's going to space?

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Speaker 1: And doing all the stuff that billionaires are doing, had

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Speaker 1: twins with one of his executives. That's what do you get.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out in just a second. But first those

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. Well, I'm Alex fred and go go

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Speaker 1: power rangers the right one, specifically, we'll be spending his

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Speaker 1: coming up in my story. That's coming right up in

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Speaker 1: my story. Okay, I'm Christian Grace now, and this mother

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Speaker 1: of a toddler was not saying I'm loving it after

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Speaker 1: this reason and Sedan Mark coming up on that in

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Speaker 1: no idea why complaying with McDonald's also, I have no

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Speaker 1: idea why. But mother of a toddler sounded like a

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Speaker 1: saying that mother toddler a toddler? All right? For your

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Speaker 1: because I think that Elon Musk and Nick Cannon might

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Speaker 1: be the same person, because both of them can't stop

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Speaker 1: having babies. A news report just came out that said

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk has twins with one of his executives. It

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Speaker 1: happened a long time ago, but holy Crappylon Musk, stop

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Speaker 1: having kids. Also, speaking of Nick Cannon, who can't stop

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Speaker 1: having kids. We'll be right back with some more news

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh who is on location with the

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Speaker 1: Mighty morphin Powering. Yeah, back your nineties, there was four colors.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really watch. It wasn't one of my favorite shows.

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Speaker 1: Sent for school. It was full house for me, okay,

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Speaker 1: but the Power Rangers. However, the red one, if you

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Speaker 1: guys know who it is, it was adjacent something something right. Well,

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Speaker 1: his house got rated and him and he count find

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Speaker 1: him off. He couldn't or could have eighteen persons final

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Speaker 1: watch because they got a search warrant and rated his house.

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Speaker 1: He was doing like a bunch of fraud for the

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Speaker 1: stole three point five million dollars wow, and a whole

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Speaker 1: bunch of other promiscuous stuff. So he's into some trouble.

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Speaker 1: Question for you, yes, what is more sad being the

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Speaker 1: Red Power Ranger and then having your house rated because

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Speaker 1: you were defrauding the government with PPP loans or being

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Speaker 1: a part of the Red Power Rangers entourage. This is

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Speaker 1: Let's send it over to the newest member of the

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Speaker 1: Red Power and authorage Christian Grace, and congratulations, Thanks. I

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Speaker 1: like you. I'm on location in Texas where a mother

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Speaker 1: thought her two year old son was using her phone

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Speaker 1: to just take some pictures, you know, she was letting

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Speaker 1: him be distracted. Unfortunately, he knows how to operate DoorDash

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Speaker 1: and he had ordered thirty one cheeseburgers from Wow. She

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Speaker 1: got a text from DoorDash, you know how they'll give

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Speaker 1: you updates on I was like, hey, um, the arrival

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Speaker 1: time is gonna be just a little bit later than

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Speaker 1: we anticipated because the size of the order. She's like,

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Speaker 1: what's going on and then sure, now someone showed up

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Speaker 1: with other over three dozen. Though I was I want

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Speaker 1: to commend her her son only eight half of one

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Speaker 1: because he's her baby. She went on Facebook and gave

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Speaker 1: them out to like kids and stuff in the neighborhoods.

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's pretty cute. Yeah, but I just

581
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Speaker 1: think it's crazy that this little toddler has more luck

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Speaker 1: with DoorDash No, Alex Doon, why did you have this

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Speaker 1: kid actually was able to get what he ordered and

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Speaker 1: he's not even a real person yet. Well that's all

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Speaker 1: he has run on back to you, Alex as the

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Speaker 1: worst lovely paradise or general. I just want to mind people.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well that was the i n N the

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Speaker 1: that that. That was the game. Now it's like mixing

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Speaker 1: that and this together, a little bit of that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this mother of a toddler. If you want to follow

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Speaker 1: the show, you knew it at the Jewel Show, follow

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Speaker 1: us all on social media at the Jewels Show, follow

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewil phone Prankday Mornings. That's twenties. Well sign

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Speaker 1: for your brand new phone prank. And today Julie is

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Speaker 1: on the phone own and she wants to prank her son.

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Speaker 1: Chris is right, Julie, Yes, I do, because apparently she's

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Speaker 1: getting remarried and her son is weirded out about that

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Speaker 1: and she just had her bachelorette party and he actually

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Speaker 1: paid for it. So she wants us to call from

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Speaker 1: the hotel and say that she was doing all kinds

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Speaker 1: of crazy partying and hear him squirm. Well, he's been

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Speaker 1: giving me crap from months now about having a bachelorette party.

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Speaker 1: It's really freak him out. And I just want you

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Speaker 1: guys to call him and let him know that I

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Speaker 1: was just an absolute freak in Vegas that i'd agreement out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll do it right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey there,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the resort

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Speaker 1: and casino Damage and Lost Department. I was looking for Cris.

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Speaker 1: That's me. Hey, their party boy, how you doing? Did

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Speaker 1: you say Damage and Lost Department? And Alice said party boy? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did both of those things damage and lost and

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Speaker 1: party boy, And I'm sure with the way that you party,

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Speaker 1: it is probably not the first time you got in

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Speaker 1: a call from us. So you're saying that there was

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Speaker 1: some damage. My mom was staying there. It wasn't me,

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Speaker 1: So you can okay? All right? So hang on one second.

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Speaker 1: Your card is the card that was on file for

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Speaker 1: these hotel rooms in Vegas. There was two hotel rooms

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Speaker 1: and both of them completely trashed, And so we're calling

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Speaker 1: to let you know that the card is going to

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Speaker 1: be charged for the damages and you will not be

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Speaker 1: allowed to book with us again for eight months. So

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Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me that your mom was your mom

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Speaker 1: rented the hotel. Yeah, it was on my card, but

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Speaker 1: my mom was staying there. It was for her bachelorette party.

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Speaker 1: I gave it to her as a gift. But how

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Speaker 1: could there have been damage? Well, let's just say this,

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Speaker 1: when you're in a hotel room in Vegas, it doesn't

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634
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: What broken windows, some sort of trappees device. My mom

635
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: is sixty, I don't know, like she's not doing something.

636
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: Tell Brock Thompson because you're gonna have to pay for

637
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: that bill as well. Why what Rock Thompson. Brock Thompson

638
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: was the mail dance entertainer that they locked in a

639
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 1: cage and didn't let out. He had to call nine

640
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,479
Speaker 1: one one, had to have emergency services use the jobs

641
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: of life to cut him out of the thing. That

642
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: is so horrifucked. You're off base, man, I don't know

643
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. You. I'm talking about the fact

644
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 1: that your mom came to Las Vegas for her bachelor party,

645
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: trash the rooms, put a swing of some sort up

646
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: in the ceiling, broke the windows, the beds are destroyed,

647
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: A mail dance entertainer named brock Thompson was locked up

648
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: in a cage the whole weekend. Had to call emergency

649
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: services to get brock Thompson out of there. And the

650
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: bill is going to be forty two thousand dollars. That's

651
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm talking about. And you're probably getting a

652
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: call from the gaming department two because it's a slot

653
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: machine theater. I'm sure you don't know about that either.

654
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: What they stole a slot machine, two of them, that is,

655
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: put him in the back of Brock Thompson stolen truck

656
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: and drove him over the border for no reason, found

657
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: him out in the middle of the desert, also with

658
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: brock Thompson's truck out there, Poor brock Thompson. Out of

659
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: stop saying Block Thompson's name so much, Jesus, I gotta

660
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: process this information because there's absolutely no way my mom

661
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: did this. Well, let's just ask her. Hey, Julie, did

662
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: you do all of that stuff that I just accuse

663
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: you of? No, what's up, Chris, This is actually the

664
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. This is Jewel, this is Alex, this is Englishman,

665
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: and your mom wanted us to prank you. So this

666
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: is a phone prank and your mom's on the phone

667
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: because she wanted you to think that she went crazy

668
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: in Vegas or investment party. God, Mom, that's not funny. No, no, no, no,

669
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: it's not funny. We didn't party like that, sweetie. But

670
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,479
Speaker 1: you know I did meet a stripper. His name wasn't

671
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: Brock Thompson, though the Jebel Show on Demand, first Day,

672
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: follow Up, Your first Date, follow Up, and tie is

673
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: on the phone. He went out with a woman named

674
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: Charlie and has been two weeks, he says, and he's

675
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: trying to get ahold of her four times with no response,

676
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: and let's see if we can help Tie figure out

677
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: why he's getting ghosted and see if we can get

678
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 1: him another date. Unless you don't want to Tie, would

679
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: you still like to do that? Yeah? Yeah, man, I

680
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: want to know what's up and I'd love to see

681
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: her again. All right, So you said that her name

682
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: is Charlie. Where'd you guys meet? You know, we met

683
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: on Tender of course, what did you guys do for

684
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: your date? Well, so when we were, you know, chatting

685
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: on Tender and the kind of you know, get to

686
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 1: know each other kind of stuff, we both talked about

687
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: how we love steak and you know, these days, I

688
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: kind of find that rare. A lot of people are

689
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: trying like vegetarian and stuff. Yeah, and SO was like,

690
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a carnivore, I'm immediator. Well, I love steaks,

691
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: So I said, oh, that's great. So we I decided

692
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: don't want to take her to the park and go

693
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: on a picnic, and I had to actually barbecue some

694
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 1: steak out in the park, you know, like a public grill.

695
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: That's cool. And yeah, I was hoping to kind of,

696
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: you know, impress her because I'm actually really good at

697
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: barbecue and steak and cooking and outside on drill and uh,

698
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: you know, I thought this was like a really romantic

699
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: first stay, a cool idea, and I guess it just

700
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: didn't work. I don't know, maybe that's the problem. Maybe

701
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back because she didn't like the steak. Well,

702
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: was she vegetarian? No? No, no no. I mean honestly,

703
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: I think she was being honest because she ate it.

704
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 1: But I think the steaks were perfect. I mean even

705
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: commented while we were there. She said, you know, oh,

706
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: this is like one of the best steakes that she'd

707
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: ever had. Oh wow, yeah. Yeah, And look I I

708
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: brought Look, I'm telling you, I thought this all out.

709
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: I brought candles, I bought like nice dishes. I made

710
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: it like it was a fancy restaurant, you know, set

711
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: up a little kind of like dining area for us,

712
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: and it was, you know, kind of a perfect evening,

713
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: I guess, except that one like stupid bee stupid talking

714
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: about buzzing around. Oh okay, I was like, here's talking

715
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: about your You're talking about a person? Are you talking

716
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: about a person or like an animal? Insect. This so

717
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: an animal, I'm I'm talking about the insect. So okay,

718
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: So I got stung by a bee while we were

719
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: eating out and yeah, and I you, I didn't take

720
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: it very well. Exactly. You didn't take it well? Are

721
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: you allergic? No? No, I'm not allergic, thankfully. I mean

722
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: imagine if she had like clam an epi pen into

723
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: my neck or something like that. What do you mean

724
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: that you didn't take it well? Though? Well, okay, all right,

725
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: a guy might as was, you know, be honest, I

726
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: kind of overreacted a little. I think he's in the

727
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: middle of talking and telling me about herself and raving

728
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: like that nice first state conversation, and then I feel

729
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: this pain shoot up the side of my body, you know.

730
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: And at first I think it was so intense. I think,

731
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, did a tendon snap in my neck?

732
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: Or am I having a stroke? Like I don't know

733
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: what's going on. And okay, so she's talking and she's

734
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: telling me about like her I think she was talking

735
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 1: about like your family at that moment, which is really nice.

736
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm getting to know her, and then bam,

737
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: I just yell out mother, And then oh, my god,

738
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 1: right in the middle of her talking. Okay, oh yeah,

739
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. I just yelled, my I just yelled that out,

740
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: and I've been dung by this beat in my neck

741
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: and it looked seriously it hurt, like, oh, it hurt

742
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: a lot. She thinks you're a big baby. Yeah, that

743
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: look I kind of think that's what it is. She said.

744
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: The steak was great. We had a great conversation until

745
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: I yelled mother right in her face, and so like

746
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: we we walked back to the car. We had a

747
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: nice hug. I said right to her, Hey, we should

748
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: go out again. She seemed like she agreed. And then

749
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: that's it. She's just been ghosting me, and then I

750
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: don't learn anything from her, and like, I really want

751
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: a second spans email. All right, well we'll see if

752
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: we can do it for you. We'll play a song

753
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and then get her

754
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out why she's not calling

755
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: you back. Hopefully she didn't start dating that bee. All right,

756
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: come on, I'll call her next. Stung twice by the

757
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: same bee, Well, I guess you both have been stung once.

758
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: Then anyway, all right, play a song, come back, and

759
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: then call her and get your first day follow up next.

760
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of your first date follow up

761
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, Tie is on the phone

762
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: and Tie had a near death experience on his first date.

763
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: It was crazy. He almost died on his first date.

764
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 1: If you missed the first part. He met a woman

765
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: named Charlie on Tinder. They went to the park to

766
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: barbecue steaks because they both bonded over their love of meats,

767
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: and he promised her he could barbecue her the best

768
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: stake of her life. And he thinks he did a

769
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: good job. The only reason that he thinks he's not

770
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: getting a call back, though, is because he got stung

771
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: by a bee and that almost killed him. Yeah, at

772
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: least he acted like it almost killed him. Apparently, she

773
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: was right in the middle of talking he got stung

774
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: by a bee. He yelled an obscenity right in her

775
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: face and then got up and paced around and started

776
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: crying a little bit because of this beasting. And he

777
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: thinks maybe he looked like too much of a baby,

778
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: and that's why Charlie isn't calling him back. All right, Ty,

779
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah, definitely, And I still think you

780
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: guys are underestimating how this was. All right, Well, I'm

781
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: gonna dollar phone of her right now, see if we

782
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: can get her on the phone and find out why

783
00:41:41,880 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: she's not calling me back. Here we go, Hello, Hi,

784
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: May I speak to Charlie please? Who? This is Jewel

785
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: from a radio show called The Jewel Show. And I'm

786
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: Alex from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. I

787
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: mean we cheving from a radio show Cooled the Jewel

788
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: Show and oh man, oh okay, yeah, what do you

789
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:24,479
Speaker 1: guys want? Hey? So, um, do you have you listened

790
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: to the show before? I? Yeah, I have? Okay, have good? Sure?

791
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: All right, Well we do a segment on the show

792
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: called the First Date follow Up. That's where if you

793
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: go out with someone and ended up ghosting them, they

794
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and

795
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: find out what happened. And we got an email about

796
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: you from Tie. Oh boy, yeah, are you okay? So

797
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: you went on a date with Ti and he said

798
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: that you guys went to the park and he barbecued

799
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: steak for you, and he even set up the table

800
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,959
Speaker 1: and like it was a nice fancy restaurant in the park.

801
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: And then he got stung by a bee and cried

802
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: like a baby. Is that why you're not calling him back? Um? Yeah,

803
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 1: that that all happened. Um we were at the park

804
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: and um it was a yemmy steak and then true,

805
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: very true. He got stung by that bee, and y'all

806
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: you should have seen it. It was like that beast

807
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: being wrecked his whole life. It was. It was insane.

808
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: I was just sitting there and we were talking and

809
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he's swearing in my face and

810
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: I thought, oh my gosh, it's this guy. Is he

811
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: just gonna like go and just shock or something? Do

812
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: I was I supposed to bring an fipen. I didn't

813
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: even know I was supposed to have like and I

814
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: was saying there, like do I have to take him

815
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: to the hospital because he's allergic or something like that.

816
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: But he just had a big auchi. I mean, he

817
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: was fine, He wasn't paying was fine. Yeah. Well he

818
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: told you know when we talked to him about the day,

819
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: and he swears it was a bigger bee than a

820
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: normal bee and that's why it hurts so much. So

821
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't a beasting. That's not why you go, That's

822
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 1: not why you're ghosting. No, no, and I listen you guys.

823
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: You guys are papa. I know who you are, and

824
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: so I already know he's listening. Are you going to

825
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 1: bring him on? And just a second, and so I'll

826
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: just tell him. Guess what. Um No, I'm not calling

827
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: you back, tie, because you are basic af and I

828
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: am not a basic. Wow, that's why, dude, he made

829
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: a steak that's not basic. Basic, I made you steak.

830
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: Come on, I know what's what's basic about the steak?

831
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you made a steak, but I'm not

832
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: calling you back because I just I just don't do basic.

833
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What basic? I don't even know what that means.

834
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: What's basic? It means that you wanted to impress me

835
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 1: with how you can cook steak, and then you made

836
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: yours well done, and then you drenched it in ketchup. Whoa,

837
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: that's how I like my steak. But you're really not

838
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 1: calling him back because of how he orders the steak?

839
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, well, I mean it's not just the

840
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: stakes guy, I mean and for so y'all know, I mean,

841
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: it goes so much deeper. Well, what's wrong with that?

842
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: I put ketch up on my steak? It's what I

843
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: like on my steak. It tastes good. Yum yum? All right,

844
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: what that mean? Not yum yum? No, no, I know

845
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: it is not yum yum at all. It's not just

846
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: the stake tie, it goes deeper than that. I mean,

847
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: you put catch up on your steak, tie? Why would

848
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: you even sting feature on my level? Go find some

849
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: basic Mike's catch up on her well done steak. I'm

850
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: way out of your league. Wow, okay, yeah, tell Tye

851
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: how you really feel. I guess huh, jez all because

852
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: of ketchup on a steak. I mean, come on, you're carrot. Okay, well,

853
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: then I'll ask the question. I guess. I think now

854
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: it sounds like the appropriate time. Charlie, would you like

855
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: to go out with Hie on another date? We'll pay

856
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: for it? Nope? No, Well sorry? Did Jewels Show on demand?

857
00:46:45,239 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? You texted

858
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: four one h six one saying that you have a

859
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, And so this is the Jewel Show

860
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: and we're calling you, going, hey, thanks for texting what's

861
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Oh? Wow, you guys actually called bag?

862
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah, we do so can you tell Are

863
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: you in a spot you can tell us your dirty

864
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: little secret now or do we need to? Yeah? No,

865
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: I could surre you guys right now. This is I

866
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 1: have to get this off my chest. Okay, I went,

867
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: we went on vacation with my wife's entire family, entire

868
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: family to this resort, and I just couldn't stand a

869
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: thought of being that close to them for two weeks. Right, Okay,

870
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: what'd you do? Obviously you did something because you're calling

871
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: for a dirty little secret, So you did something? What

872
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: did you do? I called the resort and I switched

873
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: mine and my wife's room to the opposite end of

874
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: the resort. Wait wait, so, like, isn't it wouldn't be

875
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: easy for like the family to switch it back, like

876
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: to be close together. Well, the thing is, the room

877
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: spelled up very quickly. Is a resort people haven't sattled

878
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: in a while because of covig, So like it was,

879
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense they could think of that. Yeah

880
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: that is genius. Yeah wow, And so does anybody know

881
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: that you were the one that moved the room all

882
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: the way to the other side of the resort, like

883
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: even your wife? No, absolutely not. My wife does not

884
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: know and everyone is pissed. All my hand walls are pissed.

885
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: They're still pissed. My mother in law is actually emailing

886
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: the resort angry emails like we want to come back

887
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: for free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you ever get divorced, hey,

888
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: sorry I said a D word, But if you were,

889
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: you should tell them you got your tail? What I mean?

890
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: Unless you, Hey, you could tell them and then maybe

891
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: you would get divorced. And if I ever do get divorce,

892
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling everything everybody, all right, Matt, thank you for

893
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: telling us your little secret. Thank you. Dave. Hello, Hey,

894
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: what's up? You texted four one to six one saying

895
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. This is the Jewel Show,

896
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: and so we're ready to hear it. Hey, what's up?

897
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: Text a four one sixth one that you had to

898
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 1: get a little secrets. We're calling you, now, what's up?

899
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear it? Yes? Okay, okay. So

900
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 1: this is gonna make me seem like a really terrible person.

901
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: I promise I am not. But one time, it's like

902
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: a few years ago, I guess. Me and a couple

903
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: of my roommates we went to this aquarium and they

904
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: had this fish tank, It was like one of those

905
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: fish tanks that like doesn't have a lid, if that

906
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: makes sense, Like it goes up to your waist and

907
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: you can actually put your hand and yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

908
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: So we saw this our fish that was like right

909
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: by the glass and we really liked it. Oh I know,

910
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 1: I know. We so we took the starfish home because

911
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: we thought it would be isn't that so illegal? I know,

912
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: I know, I tell me. Well, we actually ended up

913
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: taking it back, so we took care of it for

914
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: a few weeks, but we felt so bad about it,

915
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: like it was it was literally keeping me up at night.

916
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 1: Got no we should have? That looked like a square

917
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: who lived in His name was mister Googly Eyes, and

918
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: we thought it was funny because like he didn't have eyes.

919
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: I think he does have eyes though, somewhere under on

920
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: the belly maybe, I guess. Yeah, well, thank you for

921
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: telling us your secret. Hopefully you go check on mister

922
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: google as once in a while and be like, hey,

923
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: remember that little vacation choking on that was fun? Huh?

924
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: He sees you. He just like moves away. He's like,

925
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: not again, did you bil show on demand? It's Monday,

926
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: and yes, Monday's always suck. But yeah, did you accidentally

927
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: throw out all the food in your house and now

928
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: you have to starve all week because of a wrong move?

929
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: How'd that happen? Well, we're about to tell you it's

930
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: wrong Move Monday, where we make you feel better about

931
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

932
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. And the first wrong move for wrong

933
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: Move Monday today comes from our very own Alex Frea.

934
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: So it's not twenty twenty three. So we have no

935
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: food in our house now Alexander made if you didn't

936
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: know that, and the whole family has a star cleaning

937
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 1: on my pantry this weekend? Were you high? I probably

938
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: can't believe all this. Literally, I'm like, are you serious?

939
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: I feel like it hasn't been that long since I

940
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,959
Speaker 1: went to post. Alex was cheaning out the pantry, taking

941
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: out some of the bags, and I'm like, man, we

942
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: have a lot of explience. I'm like, wait, oh god,

943
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: it's two thousand and twenty Oh no, an entire Walmart

944
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: worth of grocery. Why I think it's two thousand and

945
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: twenty three right now, Alex's a wrong move to make

946
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: you feel better about your Monday was smoking a bowl

947
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: before she cleaned the pantry and forgetting what the date

948
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: wasn't throwing a bunch of food that was still good.

949
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: My wrong move to make people feel better about their

950
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: Monday is that I've should have known better than to

951
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: try anymore do it yourself type projects. I can't. I've

952
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 1: never been able to do with them, never, never, and

953
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't even want to. That's the thing. I don't

954
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: know why. Yeah, go let me grab my tool that

955
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. It's wrong move Monday.

956
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

957
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. So call us up eight

958
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: to eight three four three one oh six one text

959
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. It's wrong move Monday.

960
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: Make people feel better about their Mondays by hearing about

961
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: your terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Hey, Morgan,

962
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? Well? I up with my best

963
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: friend's brother for I mean, I've been hooking up with

964
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,439
Speaker 1: them for the last two years. She no, No, well

965
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: she does now? Oh so is that the wrong move? Heart? Yes,

966
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 1: that is the wrong You don't have any tron anymore

967
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: or is she good with it? I do, we're working

968
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: on it, but and she says she's okay with it.

969
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: Don't work kind of sugaring that out. So what happened though,

970
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: so recently her brother sold his house, so he went

971
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: and stayed with his parents while he was like buying

972
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: another one and dealing with that or whatever. And he

973
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: invited me over to his parents' house and like late

974
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: at night to like sneak me in or whatever, to

975
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: like spend the night with me because we hadn't had

976
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: it like any time together, and i'd like to be smart,

977
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: which haha, I thought i'd leave, like in the middle

978
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: of the night kind of thing so that I wouldn't

979
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: like have to face the parents in the morning. And

980
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: I set off the alarm when I did that, and

981
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: I like just froze, like I couldn't pick whether or

982
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: not to run or whether or not to go back

983
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: after he and he turned off still in his room

984
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: because he like he was like pretending to go back

985
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: to sleep, and then I like thought I was okay

986
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 1: because I'd snuck out, and then like some alarm one off,

987
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: and I was like what, I didn't what is this

988
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: a locker. Did either get caught sleeping it's your best

989
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: friend's brother at their parents house when they didn't know

990
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: you were even there, or run and get arrested for

991
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: a home invasion robbery A tough choice. Yeah, how did

992
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: the parents actually find out? Though? Like, did you stay

993
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: inside the house or did you leave? So well that

994
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm waiting outside of Rose and all of a sudden,

995
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: I see this flashlight on me. It's someone calling my name, Morgan.

996
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: And I turned around and I literally looked like a

997
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: ear in headlight, and I'm just like, oh, oh, my

998
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: best friend's dad. How did you explain yourself? Well, Um,

999
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: I just saw a flashlight and I turned around and

1000
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: I didn't want him to like shoot me or something,

1001
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: so I was like, it's Morgan, it's Morgan, it's Moan.

1002
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this guy's probably like what are you doing? Yeah,

1003
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: what what do you say? Well, he was kind of like, um,

1004
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 1: Sarah's not here screen in the morning, what are you

1005
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: doing here? Morgan? Yeah? And uh, And then Michael came downstairs,

1006
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 1: and your best friend's brother, the when you were sleeping

1007
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: with when you started to leave the house when they

1008
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: didn't know you were there, and accident sat off the alarm.

1009
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: That's him. Yeah, yes, all right. He comes downstairs and

1010
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: slowly her dad is putting the pieces together, and yes, embarrassing.

1011
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: And then the dad turns off his flash flight and

1012
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: he goes, that's disgusting, and he walks, that is a

1013
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: wrong move. Oh my god. Thank you for telling us

1014
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: that story, Margan, Thank you for letting me sure. This

1015
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: is why you don't sleep with your friend's siblings. Wrong

1016
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: Move Monday the segment where we make you feel better

1017
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: about your Monday by telling you about other people's terrible, horrible,

1018
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Remember, you can follow the

1019
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: show on social media at the Jewels Show, follow us

1020
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 1: all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, at that Dreas, now

1021
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Grays and listen to Wrong Move Monday

1022
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: every single Monday at this time. Feel better about your

1023
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

1024
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. The Jewels Show on demand