WEBVTT - No Name..Not So much 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:05.520 Hello, Andrew, Hey Champ, what's up sport? 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:07.160 Hey? 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:08.800 Did can we go get ice cream? 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:09.600 Sure? 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:24.279 Somebody I don't know where these two boys save two B. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:47.440 Serial Reviewing Cereal and Serious Killer Show. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:50.360 Okay, I have to tell you what I just did. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:51.640 Did you just stop the recording? 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:51.839 You know? 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:53.519 I messed up and I stopped something and read So 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.160 the song just came back on in the beginning. Don't 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.080 worry about it. But hey, what's up? It's Serial Killers? 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:01.720 Welcome to episode five? Hey, now, ninety five has a 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:02.760 lot of meanings for me. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.520 Okay, Scotti, B I'm Andrew. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.800 Yes, And this is Serial Killers, the serial podcast where 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:07.959 we think inside the box. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.720 He's still trying to make that happen. Ninety five episodes in. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:11.800 And we eat cereal. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.640 Yes, that so literally the podcast. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.200 It really is. And thank you for listening to this stuff. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.480 We hope this is a nice relief from the news. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:22.039 Yeah, I hope you're doing well and eating cereal. Oh 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:25.600 hey Nate, Oh hey guy, Oh hi Nie Killer Hey Nate. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:31.000 Nineteen ninety five. Do you remember this song? You don't 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:37.840 know this song? Who sings it? 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.240 Sound Garden Collective Soul? 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.000 You're close. They also had a great song called gel 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:48.200 By Bye, here's your hand gel okay? So oh hey 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:52.760 David Brody, Hi Brody, Hi, take care Harlem shake. Oh 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.080 he's angry. I don't know what's going on there. So yeah, 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:56.800 that was a big song in nineteen ninety five. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:01.680 I love that song. Collective Souls dece Bay just let me. 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:02.520 Yeah. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:06.080 I went to see them live, No with live, actually 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:10.000 what's live? It's another group that was a big alternative. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.560 When you answer your own questions, that's probably my favorite 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.160 part of the podcast. No, I answer it as you 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.480 you okay, yeah, so you're me? So can you just do? 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:26.200 This was a big song ninety four five love song, 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:26.720 the Drama. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:35.360 It sounds like every rose has story. No as a song, 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:36.519 I well this song? 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:44.040 You know I alone love you No? I alone? 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.600 Can you can you fast forward the songs? 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:52.440 How about Lightning Crashes? You know that one crashes? 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.640 Can you just play the part of the song that 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.920 plays the chorus, because all you do is play like 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:58.600 the first four notes of the song, and you're like, 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.760 do you know? Do you know? You don't know? No, idiot, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:02.840 of course I don't know. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:03.120 I don't know. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.600 This is from when her placenta falls to the floor Green. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.720 I don't know what to tell you. What did you 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.640 just play? The ports of the songs that I might know? 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.280 I have to tell you because I didn't have time 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.200 to produce stuff today. You were in here the whole time, 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.400 and I like to do this when you're not here 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.480 because I don't want you to hear what's coming up. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.240 Also late ninety four, early ninety five, okay. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.880 Forgotten not Joe, I've been man long time ago. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.000 Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:27.680 did you come from? 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:28.639 Joe? 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.639 I used to dance like this. I'n't been man. It 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.160 doesn't matter. 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:37.240 I didn't know because as Also in nineteen ninety five, 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:38.680 I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.760 Okay, now what haau is the damn story? Because you 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.960 always go into this like I lived in sus I 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.960 did that very long time. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.320 No, I never said full year. I was there for 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:50.840 ten months. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.320 Yeah, remember when you were like, yeah, they used to 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:54.800 stock the passover shows. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:55.840 You were there for. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.320 One ten months, not even one full year as if 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.000 you're a resident. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.920 Well before I got my fake ID in Iowa, oh boy, 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.280 I used to dance to Cotton Eye Joe at Club Soda. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:09.960 I okay, right over by the Lynndale mall. Okay, yeah, well, 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.840 Club Soda was a club for kids that weren't twenty 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:13.760 one club. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.120 First of all, anyone Soda twenty one. Just being called 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.680 a kid sounds just so bad of you. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.360 Anyway. Nineteen ninety five. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.760 It was young whippers snappers. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:22.200 Yeah. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.080 Oh it's also I loved the Cotton Eye Joe. I'm 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.920 not gonna lie. That made the school dances the best. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:28.560 And it's still like a thing. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.720 Oh yeah, yeah, I feel like that's what we need 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.440 to do. We need to come up with a serial 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:36.080 song that lasts that can be played at weddings, bar 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:39.800 mitzvah's birthday parties. You name it. I want it there. 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.599 The Cereal song, Yeah, think. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.080 About it, because you know. The other one is the 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:43.839 Cupid Shuffle. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:44.839 What is that? 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:45.520 You know? 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:47.120 I mean I've probably heard it, but I don't know 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:47.520 the name. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.800 Damn, damn, do Yo dance, Do Yo dance. We got 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.719 up for a new dance. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.440 Okay, Also the Cupid Shuffle? 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:54.640 No. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:58.040 Also nineteen ninety five. The year I started here at 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.080 Z one hundred, New York, June fifteen, nineteen ninety five. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.720 Wow, what a year you were you lived in Iowa 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.200 for so long and then so much so that you 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.000 moved back to New York to be at C one hundred. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.520 I was in Iowa from I would say, June of 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.039 ninety four to May of ninety five. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:14.960 You make it seem like you did a tour some place, 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.080 like at a good time, dude. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:17.080 I was an eighteen year old. But what the hell did 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.800 I know? I was driving around corn Country and then 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:21.080 I got to Z one hundred. This is the first 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:33.920 song I heard. I said, I love HOODI and the 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:38.279 Blow you can't call me Offul, I want to buy around. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.640 That's also your Dave Matthews and uh, they all fit 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.839 into one category, mesh together, that one and the guy. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.720 I do, the one never let her love when you 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.360 let her go? And you let her go. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.640 If you didn't know, Andrew was fantastic at impressions. In 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.559 one of these days, he's going to host his own 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:56.880 impressionist podcast. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:57.960 I'm going to Vegas. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:05:59.200 I think you should know they're closed. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:05:59.680 Damn it. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.520 Well, it's serial Killers here we are, and let's eat 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.320 some cereal. We have someone had one. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.720 Cup of seal. How twenty minutes into this episode are. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.599 We we haven't. But so I told you that this 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.520 is just gonna the next couple episodes are just gonna 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.400 be a mishmash of crap that we have laying around. Yea, 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.799 So we have to thank our friend Caroline I believe 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:21.000 she's from Yes, No, I'm sorry. We have to thank 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.760 our friend Jamie from Virginia because a couple of months 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.960 ago she sent us a box of cereal and we 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.240 haven't gotten to all of them yet. So now we 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.080 have no choice but to break out Jamie's cereal and 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.120 the ones that are left in the box all from Leedle, 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.479 that supermarket change you know, parts of the country, but 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:37.960 not all. 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:39.919 I feel like we had a Letle cereal. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.839 We did have a little cereal. We had cinnamon cruncher things, 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:47.360 the crunchy cereal things, and your children. The names of 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:50.159 their cereals are so ingenious. They really come up with 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.600 some wonderful names, like this one, for instance, which is 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:57.159 the fake cookie crisp You ready cookie cereal? It's just 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:00.600 cookie cereal. And is that a hippo that hips a 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:04.279 hippo playing a guitar playing hippo? Oh hold on here 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:08.279 the hip hippo play for us? Please look that's what 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:08.880 he's playing. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:16.920 Wait, this is the one walk upon? 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:23.280 Yeah? Yeah. Can I tell you something funny. I was 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:24.920 in Iowa when that song was big. That was in 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.120 ninety four, and I had a girlfriend. She was from 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.120 Long Island and she came out to see me and 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.640 we were like so like, oh, I love you everything, 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.240 and she got a license plate just for me that 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:37.960 said hold my hand. It was hld M y h 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.160 n D And then we broke up, like a month later, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.120 she has this license plate. 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:41.880 She's like, damn it. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.880 So she had to get that reverted back. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.040 That, kids, is a lesson to never get a decorative 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:46.800 license plate. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:48.400 Or a tattoo with someone's name on it. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:49.200 Did she do that too? 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:50.960 No, but just hey, don't do it. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:51.440 Oh my god. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.880 So this is Cookie Cereal. It looks like cookie Crisp. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.160 It's a very fat box. It's it's much wider. 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.880 You just know the bag is going to be tiny. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.200 I don't know what's going on here, and what is that? 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:01.520 Amazing? 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:02.880 It doesn't even tell you. Is that a maze on 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.840 the back? Yeah, it looks like some sort of maze. 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:06.280 Well, which is the front and which is the back? 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.440 That's the front here because all the all the cookies, 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:12.320 all the ingredient, not the ingredients, but the all the yes, 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:14.680 all the nutrition facts are there on the front bi letal, 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.920 sweetened wheat, and corn cereal enlarged to show detail. And 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.760 this is a serving suggestion. So what you should do 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.560 is you should get a hippopotamus dressed up in a 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.360 leather jacket and a guitar and have him serenade you 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.480 over a bowl of the cereal with milk splashing out. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:31.960 You don't laugh at all, I mean it says serving suggestion. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.560 All it is is a bowl of cereal and there's 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.040 a hippo playing a guitar over it. What's like a 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:39.800 famous hippo hungry hungry? Okay, besides them, is there any 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.040 other famous hippo and pop culture? I'm sure there's some 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:42.880 cartoon that was ahip. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:47.840 He would have like the most obvious, like bless nickname, 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.320 like instead of hungry hungry hippos, this hippo would be 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:56.760 on like thirsty thirsty hippos. He has to have a name. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:58.400 It's somewhere in this box. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:01.319 Dude, the cereal doesn't even have an n He certainly doesn't. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:05.880 Leedle wouldn't do that. To us or Leedle would because 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.480 oh it's a product of Germany. His name is Hans's. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.120 Exactly Hans the hip hop. All right, here we go. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:15.760 It's cookie CeAl, it's skim plus. We're using the lactose free. 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:16.920 But it tastes delicious. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:17.360 You know what. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.839 It tastes like a probably one to two percent because 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.200 it's a little creamier. I don't know how they do it. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:22.320 Are you getting in there? 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:22.560 One? 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:22.920 Two three? 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.040 It's like if you stripped away everything I like about 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.200 cookie crisp. Unluck me with this. 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:32.880 It's a strange consistency. Reminds me a little bit more 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:33.800 of the chips away ones. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:34.040 Yea. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.400 After taste is not good. No two bowls in a spoon, 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.040 maybe even two bowls yet two bowls? Not a fan? 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.080 Sorry, legal, This isn't really even a good stand in 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.280 for cookie crisp, the cinnamon cruncher things that actually was 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:46.880 very similar to Semon's hoast crunch. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.680 This did not hit the mark. Two bowls, Yeah, not good. 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.439 It dries out very fast in my mouth. It's like 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.040 a wafer, I tell you what it is. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.840 I feel like they bought a surplus of packing peanuts 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:58.720 and put some fake chocolate chips on them. 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:00.280 I actually don't disagree it is. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.200 That's what's going on there. All right. 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:05.400 Sorry, guys, I'm not taking this into quarantine with me. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:07.719 But Jamie, thank you very much. And we will have 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.880 another legal cereal coming soon with a fancy name, because 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:11.680 there's four more. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:15.199 Let me think. Okay, so what could they call Lucky Charms? 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.199 That would basically just. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:23.559 Be marshmallow mellows. All right, so now again passover coming soon. Okay, 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:24.440 it's on the way. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:25.080 I'm ready. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:28.319 Our friend Kaya sent us two cereals. Remember she sent 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.840 us the NuGet filled pillow one, Yeah, and she said 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:34.600 like filled pillow, NuGet filled pillow, that's what it was called. 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.000 That's the legal off brand. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:36.280 Yeah. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.760 So this cereal comes from our friend in Momsey, New York. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:42.360 And so going down here, and you saw this one already, 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.600 so I'll just break it out. Bunch o Crunch is 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:48.240 the name of this cereal from Kemach. That's the company, Kemach. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.280 They have a little wheat as their logo and it's 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:54.080 called Bunch of Crunch, an excellent source of seven vitamins 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.880 and minerals. And I'm going to tell you what I 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:01.040 think this cereal is close to Yeah, so for that, 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.040 we're gonna have to take a quick trip. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.400 Oh no, you said this in the last thing. 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.480 I didn't know what's coming now. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.439 I don't want to go. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.200 You have to go every once in a while. 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:10.640 Take me. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.160 I don't want to go every once in a while. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.959 We have to go. Listeners like it. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:24.320 Serial Killers visits the cereal Gray. That's Scotty. Tell you 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:29.000 about a cereal that's not made anymore. Contrere m frere. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.920 I thought it was o contrere monfrere whatever. I don't 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.760 know the words, but so you're still cultured. The cereal 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.760 i'm about to describe to you came out in nineteen 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:41.000 seventy okay, it is a Quaker cereal and it lasted 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:42.360 into the early two thousands. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:43.040 Now. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:47.040 Currently, from what I hear, it is only made in 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.360 small batches and only once a year, and once the 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:53.600 supply is diminished, that's it. It's gone and you can't 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.760 get it. I saw a box of this on Amazon 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.920 probably eight months ago, and I should have bought it. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.200 It was twenty dollars. But this cereal is it's classic. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.320 You've probably never heard of it before. I'm gonna play 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:04.920 a commercial. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:05.720 Oh, here we go. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.559 No, maybe you'll remember this commercial. You won't, and nor 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.600 will I. Because this is from the early seventies. I 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:13.600 haven't previewed it yet. Let's see what it sounds like. 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:20.480 It's creepy. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.840 I'm just gonna stop it anyway. So it's called King Vitamin. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:24.440 I have no idea what that is. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.880 Yes, not King Vitamin, King Vita Man. It started as 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:32.480 King Vitamin, but the FDA was like, no, you can't 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.880 call this vitamins, and so they had to change it 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:35.680 to King Vita Man. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.520 And there was the seventies. This is vitamin cereal, it's 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:39.120 good for you. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.520 There was a creepy king. He was the face of it. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.600 His name was George Mann, and he was a creepy king, 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.200 and then he died and it became a cartoon king. 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:50.160 So the cereal again is still around. At times you 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.800 could find it, but it's very elusive. So one of 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:54.480 these days I'm going to find it and we're gonna 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.200 try it. But this cereal looks pretty close to it, 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:00.560 because I've seen pictures of the cereal. So anyway, let's 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.360 dive into a bunch of crunch. This is the kosher cereal. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.800 I'm our friend, Kaya, and you've got your shirt. Kaya. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.160 If you want to receive a shirt too, just send 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.120 us a direct message and tell us you want to 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.600 send us some cereal and we'll give you the address 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:14.400 and if we try it on the show, t shirts 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:20.200 all around. Hey, all right, it actually looks like mini 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:24.680 capt'n Crunch. Tell me if I'm wrong. Yeah, it looks 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:29.400 like little baby cap'n Crunches. It would be baby cap'n Crunch. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:33.720 Captain. Oh sorry, captain, that's what the creepy King would say. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.120 I don't know what the creepy King is taking people to. 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.040 All right, so here we go skim plus. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:45.960 Ninety approved King Vita Man. Yeah, hey kids, this cereal 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.959 is good for you. Also, I was Scotty's gym T shirt. 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:50.920 Okay, you know what, you have to go back and 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.760 listen to episode ninety two if you want to know 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:55.440 that man is a very strong smell. Sorry ninety three. 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:59.600 All right, I like this smells like cap'n Crunch. Here 0:13:59.600 --> 0:13:59.960 you got ready? 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:00.840 What's really. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.440 Yeah? It really is? What are you making faces for? 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.040 This is cap'n Crunch. It's not quite as sweet but 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:09.760 as cap'n Crunch and doesn't. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:13.560 She'll taste it's more cheese doodle. It's very corny cheese doodle. 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:17.480 Corny cheese doodle. I bet there's corn in it. There 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.080 is corn in it, But I'm saying it tastes like 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:19.800 a cheese doodle. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:21.120 It doesn't taste like a cheat. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:21.240 You know. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.840 I tell you what. One of these days, I'm gonna 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.640 totally surprise you and cut up freaking Chester cheetah and 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:26.880 cut them up and put them in a cup, and 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:27.920 you're gonna eat that with milk. 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:30.840 Do you know who can tell the difference between a Cheeto, 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:36.080 a Cheeta Cheetos? Yeah, Cheetos and cheese doodles. It's this guy. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:37.760 Okay, we'll have that test one day when we do 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:41.800 our snack podcast. First ingredient yellow corn flour. Wow, I 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.480 just cut off everything I was trying to say. What happened? 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.000 Flaming hot Cheetos are the best? Just as an FYI 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:47.640 they had that. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.560 New Cheeto popcorn or something like that. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.640 I saw that in the story. I wanted to buy it. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.560 Kids like it? All right, this is not bad. This 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.320 is a remnant. Three bowls if not in frunt at all. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.440 I'm also gonna do three balls, so it's not terrible, 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.760 thank you very much. Turns the milk very yellow and 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.320 I'm guessing very sweet, and most of the sugar probably 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.400 permeated from the cereal into the milk. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.440 Definitely, And that's where it's all that. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.720 Yeah, we're gonna go to opposite end of the spectrum. 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:13.080 Oh boy, from the this is this is the battle 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.400 of the religions. Oh boy, from the Kosher cereal going 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.359 down to the cereal set. Oh Ezekiel, it's another Ezekiel. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.440 Oh boy, this is the original one. So it's gonna 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.680 be really disgusting again. From our friend Jen in the 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.440 sales department, Thank you much. Sprouted grain crunchy cereal. Ezekiel 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:33.640 four nine, original cool, straight out of the Holy Scriptures. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:34.120 Great. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:36.520 I love Holy Cereal. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.520 The live grain difference, like these things are alive. As 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.320 soon as you eat them, or they're alive. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.920 It activates in your stomach and digates such a reaction. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.280 Yes, and then you grow bugs in your belly. I 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:46.680 don't know. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.480 I feel like if they were to advertise on TV, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.680 it'd be like Ezekiel four nine the taste Jesus loves, 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.520 or like the taste God can see. I feel like 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:57.560 that's a good slogan too. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.480 That would be a great line. This biblical cereal is 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:06.360 truly the staff of life. Geez us. Okay, all right, 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:07.680 let's get it. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.800 Let it be known I went to a Catholic school for. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.680 Like twelve years, and let it be known I went 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:13.320 to a Hebrew school for like six years. 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.920 Really, yeah, that's fine, gotta. 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:19.600 Get bar mits. But this looks like grape nuts, but 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.720 broken up grape nuts, not grainberry. No, no, no, broken up 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.360 grape nuts, grape berry. It actually looks like a wheat germ. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.440 Do you remember, like back in the eighties. No, I 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.440 wasn't bowing, but wheat germ was all the rage, and 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.320 you'd buy these jars of wheat german like, put them 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:33.160 in yogurt and stuff. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:34.920 I really don't even need to be here for this podcast. 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.040 You could talk to yourself for twenty minutes. I swear, 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:39.480 all right, Oh no. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.720 We shouldn't have done this last because this is gonna 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:42.240 be a problem. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.680 Yeah, because we went from like sweet to sweet to 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.760 like dull. Yeah, I mean you always know that goes 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:48.440 bed for us. 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:50.320 By the way, you could still get a zekil on 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.840 the shelves in the supermarkets it's there because nobody's buying it. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:54.880 That's a last resort. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.720 I have to say, I really did enjoy our listeners 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:59.960 sending us pictures of their supermarket. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.320 Yeah, keep sending them, keep sending them. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:06.480 It's obviously a very scary time, but seeing your supermarkets 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:07.760 unites us. All. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:10.680 Yes, just send us a picture from the cereal aisle 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:12.360 and let us see what's left. Oh, by the way, 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.040 did you hear moments ago when I said, last resort, 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:20.160 cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Okay, 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.879 stop vocation, no meating, of course you know that. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:26.720 All right, here we go. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.639 Hopefully there's a touch of sugar left on the spoon. 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.680