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Speaker 1: Funny things happen here During the break, I was working

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Speaker 1: on a list of athletes if they were named after

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Speaker 1: an instrument, not that could note an instrument.

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Speaker 2: Big difference here. These are athletes that if their.

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Speaker 1: Parents were so into music they decided to name their

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Speaker 1: kid after an instrument, this is what their name, their

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Speaker 1: names would be. But before we get to that, uh,

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Speaker 1: the other thing. The funny thing that happened during their break,

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Speaker 1: Mikey was telling us because when you think of people

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Speaker 1: who can work the stage, right, you think of the

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Speaker 1: guy from you know, the show that started at nine

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Speaker 1: fifty five last night, cold Play, I can't remember his name.

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Speaker 2: You think Chris Martin, he's great.

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Speaker 1: You think of guys like Mick Jagger, You think of

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Speaker 1: guys like Eddie Vedder. But Mikey a blurted out something, Well,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Mikey, Yeah, you share it with the audience.

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Speaker 2: You share it with the audience.

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Speaker 3: I think the only thing preventing me from being a

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Speaker 3: rock stars musical talent. I think I could work a

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Speaker 3: stage as well as anybody. I think you would leave

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Speaker 3: any performance of Old Play thinking yourself.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that guy put on a show worth right.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I would pay you because Chris Morton had a

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Speaker 1: ramp that went all the way out to the middle

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Speaker 1: of the floor, like he had so many places to go.

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Speaker 2: He's in such great shape. It was hot.

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Speaker 1: The Panthers were there last night with a Stanley Cup,

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Speaker 1: to which he blurted out, Hey, welcome to the Florida

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Speaker 1: Panthers Stanley Cup Champions.

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Speaker 2: Where the fuck do you guys keep ice arounds here?

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Speaker 1: He was sweating. But Mikey a I liked. I think

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Speaker 1: I would pay you to see you work. To work

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Speaker 1: a stage like that would be But you can't sing.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem.

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Speaker 4: I can't sing. I can't play an instrument.

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Speaker 3: I can't do anything musically except dants and yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Think you would.

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Speaker 3: I think you would leave any show I did, thinking,

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Speaker 3: wow that guy put on a show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but wow he put on a show without singing.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, listen, I said. The only thing holding me

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Speaker 3: back lack of musical talent. I have musical talent. I'm

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Speaker 3: not doing this. I'm selling out Arenas.

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Speaker 2: It's the most important thing that's holding you back. You're

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Speaker 2: so close right there, Taylor Water. Do you think Mikey

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Speaker 2: could work a stage with confidence?

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to picture pictured at a concert. But admittedly

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Speaker 5: I'm not that big of a concert person. Like, I

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Speaker 5: can't remember how many concerts I've been to. It's probably

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Speaker 5: single digits. The last one I went to for sure

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Speaker 5: was the the pit Bull Trilogy tour. It was Pitbull,

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Speaker 5: Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglacias at the Triple A Arena.

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Speaker 4: That's three guys that can work a stage.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no doubt better than you and have voices.

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Speaker 4: Not better than me, they just have voices.

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Speaker 1: You working a stage confidently, like walking down the catwalk.

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Speaker 2: I would pay for it. What would you say, though?

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Speaker 4: I mean, god, it depends where I mean.

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Speaker 3: Listen Chris Martin's line the other day, where the fuck

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Speaker 3: do you keep ice around here?

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Speaker 4: It's a great line. I had a few more, okay,

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Speaker 4: a few more lines.

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Speaker 3: So so you're just doing stand up? Oh, it's in between.

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Speaker 3: It's in between songs. You got to keep the crowd entertained,

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Speaker 3: you got to keep them energized. I'd keep the energy up.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I've been trying to think of I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: think like a rock name for.

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Speaker 1: Can you be a rock star without a singing voice?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I do believe Mikey can confidently work a stage, though.

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Speaker 1: I do believe that he's a confident guy and he

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Speaker 1: knows how to work a room.

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Speaker 2: He knows how to work a crowd. He's done it before,

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Speaker 2: He's worked Mitz Fizz.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, sweet sixteen's weddings.

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Speaker 2: Wait tell her. You didn't know this about mikey A.

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Speaker 2: Mikey A.

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Speaker 4: Please tell the professional party starter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: For years I work my DJ boss.

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Speaker 3: At the time, we had an event at the school

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Speaker 3: where the senior class entertained senior citizens.

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Speaker 4: It was called Senior to Senior Day.

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Speaker 3: And I was spending little old ladies around the room

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Speaker 3: and I was just and everybody was lining up to

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Speaker 3: dance with me. And he was like, I need you

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Speaker 3: to come work for me. And he paid me to

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Speaker 3: go to parties with him and just get it going,

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Speaker 3: just get it going. And I every night, every night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The tagline on a business card, just saying professional party starter.

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Speaker 5: That's that's as good a tagline as you could get.

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Speaker 2: Really good.

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Speaker 3: I love telling people I was a professional dancer and

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Speaker 3: then they look at me and I go.

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Speaker 4: What what are you looking at?

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Speaker 2: Professional party starter is an exceptional thing to have on you.

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Speaker 2: Discard then and make no mistake about it. The parties

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Speaker 2: that mikey A were starting were at seven o'clock at nights.

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Speaker 4: Okay, no later, no later, everyone a wedding? No yeah,

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Speaker 4: and everyone.

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Speaker 2: Own by nine? I have a what was that?

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Speaker 4: I had him home by nine?

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Speaker 2: Out of breath, yes, out of breath. God, you as

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Speaker 2: a party starter. I want to throw a party and

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Speaker 2: just have you come in and just do your thing.

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Speaker 2: Can we do that? Invite some listeners, yes, just one

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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 4: Invite us to a wedding.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's fine. I've been inviting the several weddings.

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Speaker 1: I never go to them. But I like the idea

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Speaker 1: of us having a party and you starting it, and

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Speaker 1: then you just prowling a stage the entire night without

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Speaker 1: saying a word, without singing.

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Speaker 4: Right, Taylor, get on this, Okay, make this happen.

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Speaker 2: All right? I have a top five as lets here.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's dialing right now.

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Speaker 4: Look at that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Frank Zaffrey at the quarterdeck. We'll do it. I

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Speaker 2: have top five athletes here.

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Speaker 1: Guys, if they were named after an instrument, if their

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Speaker 1: parents were such musical fans that they decided, hey.

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Speaker 2: You know what, we're going to name our son after

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Speaker 2: an instrument? All right, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Number five Nicholas Bassoom.

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Speaker 4: Nicholson, get it?

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Speaker 2: What did I say? I put the M? I kept

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Speaker 2: the M in there?

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Speaker 4: You kept the M. Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey, would I do that? Maurice Clarinets. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: By the way, you got three better than Maurice Clarinet.

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Speaker 1: Number three, Jeremy Violin, insanity by insanity.

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Speaker 4: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Number number two Guitari Stottameyer.

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Speaker 4: Oh that was good, thank you. Oh No, that one's

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Speaker 4: I'm upset that there's even a number one.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to take people inside the

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Speaker 1: top five. Sometimes you try to put these together and

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Speaker 1: you realize you just have two. I'd say you forced

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Speaker 1: the other three.

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Speaker 2: That's what happened to you.

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Speaker 4: I can tell your response.

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Speaker 2: Your response to two was far better than three, four

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Speaker 2: or five. Holy number one, we'll get you, all right.

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Speaker 1: Number one, Carcello Anthony, I only have one good one.