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Speaker 1: Guys, gals and non binary pals. It's curtain.

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Speaker 2: Scottie.

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Speaker 1: A little pre message before the podcast. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: mention that Denver, we're coming to you June seventh and

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Speaker 1: June eighth. Oh yeah, comedy works downtown and then the

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Speaker 1: other comedy works the other day. Let's do it, Denver.

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Speaker 1: We want to see you in those seats. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a great time. Obviously, tickets are on our Instagram

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Speaker 1: and whatnot. And Scotty has something to tell you about

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Speaker 1: this specific episode I do.

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Speaker 3: You're about to listen to our Tacoma Afternoon Early Bird

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Speaker 3: special show. The Tacoma audience brought it so hard and

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Speaker 3: was so loud. It was intremed and laughed with walls

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Speaker 3: of sound. That there's gonna be a few times in

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Speaker 3: here where the audio will pop or just be a

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Speaker 3: little loud, so you're getting your loud earbud warning. But

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Speaker 3: we encourage it. We hope San Francisco, Portland, Denver, Moon Tower,

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Speaker 3: everywhere we're going. We love how loud and rowdy were

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Speaker 3: Come party with the Banana Boys.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Tacoma. Bananas. Enjoy it, Bananas, enjoy it all right, Scottie,

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Speaker 1: ready are you doing it? Yeah, that was quick. We're

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Speaker 1: not just folks have come for bananas, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like we need to give it to them. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: am ready to love, love and love. Hit me homeboy.

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Speaker 1: Here it is. Man tries to cash three hundred and

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Speaker 1: sixty eight billion dollar check and then the story gets

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Speaker 1: really weird. Oh that was the normal part.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well we're like cashanillar chips on a live Tacoma,

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Speaker 3: Washington episode of but.

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Speaker 1: Stibuled Upstair? Would you your life? No cilian pieces? Would

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Speaker 1: you believe? That is Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 3: That's right, that's my favorite comedian in the whole world.

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Speaker 3: CURTI be Kurt Brown Owler. Thank you for listening to

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Speaker 3: the celius little podcast there ever was, Kurtie.

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Speaker 1: How you feel is? I'm feeling great? I love I

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Speaker 1: mean like I can't believe. For those of you who

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Speaker 1: are actually just listening at home. Uh this We're at

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Speaker 1: the Tacoma Comedy Club and it is packed in the

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Speaker 1: Crown is at a like the noise, the excitement level

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Speaker 1: is thrilling, better than better than any city.

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Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Who came from Seattle?

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Speaker 3: Great City? Great city? G Guchy rahmen, lots of people.

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Speaker 1: Never rains.

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Speaker 3: I got in yesterday, didn't rain. Yesterday didn't rain today.

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Speaker 3: Awesome town.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for making that drive. I've never I mean,

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Speaker 1: I have made the drive before. But oh yeah, Highway

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Speaker 1: ninety nine looking at today, what a terrible road experiences.

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Speaker 2: Oh like an old J. C. Pennies the whole way.

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Speaker 1: Wait. At one point I went, is this really the way?

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Speaker 1: And Scotty was like, this is the way to go? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love. I love Baby Zach Smoke Shop, Baby Zack Smoke.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys familiar on ninety nine Baby Zax Smoke Shop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you guys not familiar?

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Speaker 2: Ninety nine is long. There is a cigarette store called

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Speaker 2: baby Zax.

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Speaker 1: We stopped. I got some cigarettes.

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Speaker 2: Not for me, no, my children.

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Speaker 1: All they only sell baby sizes. They were adorable. Baby

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Speaker 1: sizes would be like five cigarettes, but no, they're just smaller.

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Speaker 1: It's still twenty that's right there. We got a carton

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Speaker 1: for his kids. Hey, we were here, when else we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be here? I thought it might be funny to like.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Tacoma, this is.

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Speaker 3: A this is an easy, fun, cool place where nice

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Speaker 3: people live. So I was like I'm going to look

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Speaker 3: up some Tacoma facts, okay, and so, like a guy

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: So it's pretty impressive that I made it. They were like,

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Speaker 3: y'are all right?

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Speaker 3: And I googled, like a grown man does is Tacoma safe?

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I'm very excited to find out.

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Speaker 3: And it said Tacoma is in the twelfth percentile of safety,

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Speaker 3: meaning eighty eight percent of cities are safer than Takoma.

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Speaker 1: What is happening?

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Speaker 2: I was like, what is going on?

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Speaker 3: And then it said twelve percent of cities are more dangerous,

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Speaker 3: also insane Tacota. Tacoma crime rates are one hundred and

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Speaker 1: What is happening, Tacoma, Let's lock your doors? Is right?

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Speaker 3: I do have to say this was on Area vibes

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Speaker 1: Your vibes are weird. God, I remember that I've been here.

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Speaker 1: I've been to Tacoma once before I played this club.

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Speaker 1: I think it was ten years ago. It was like

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Speaker 1: right when I started headlining clubs as a comic that's cool,

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Speaker 1: would like, Tacoma loved my feature act. They he destroyed,

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Speaker 1: then afterwards we would stand next to each other going

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Speaker 1: to sell merch and I had merchant, he had merch,

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Speaker 1: guess what, Tacoma just turned it around for me. There

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Speaker 3: If we don't get mother or shot during this show,

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Speaker 3: which apparently happens a lot in this very beautiful small town,

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Speaker 3: should we get started we should.

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Speaker 1: Get started here it is again. This is the title,

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Speaker 1: Florida man tries to cash three hundred and sixty eight

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Speaker 1: billion dollar check and then this story gets weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was of course sent in by copy haste.

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Speaker 2: He really loves us.

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Speaker 1: This was on E News. Oof.

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Speaker 3: I have heard of that E the TV channel, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the fading TV channel, red carpets only. This is by

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Speaker 3: Jenna Mullins.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 3: Some have said what some have said that Jenna Mullins

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Speaker 3: from eenews dot com is a so.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful We love it every time. I don't know it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a thing here it is. Somebody get this

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Speaker 1: dude on Shark Tank. Just wait until you hear his

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Speaker 1: restaurant pitch. Okay. I feel like they're leading too early

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Speaker 1: with the restaurant idea. We're still looking for the check

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Speaker 1: in for this. Okay, here we go. In late April,

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Speaker 1: Jeff Waters stroll casually into a Bank of America in Jacksonville.

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Speaker 1: Raise your hand if you're surprised to hear that our

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Speaker 1: story takes place in Florida.

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Speaker 2: No, w yeah, nobody, nobody never once. That is not

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Speaker 2: my joke.

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Speaker 1: That is Jenna Mullen's joke. Just good. She types.

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Speaker 2: It's mad.

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Speaker 1: It does work. Jenna would be happy to know it.

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Speaker 1: Gotta laugh.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: He presents it a check for the amount of three

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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty eight billion dollars. Normal mount, normal a

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Speaker 1: mount made out to cash.

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Speaker 2: How much does what does a normal bank have?

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Speaker 1: Also? But just what is the size of three hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty eight billion dollars?

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Speaker 2: If it's a you know, what vehicle do you have

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Speaker 1: Is it? Is it this room? Is it this room

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Speaker 1: of one hundred dollar bills? It might possibly be the

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Speaker 1: size of this room one dollar bills? Okay. Apparently Waters

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Speaker 1: bought a blank US Bank of Idaho check for nineties

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Speaker 1: off a homeless man named Tito for one hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Two great choices, two great choices, back to back great choices. Yep, okay,

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Speaker 1: good Old Tito told Waters that he could make the

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Speaker 1: go h class. He could have written just ten million

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Speaker 1: the billions. Why so much? He needed the very specific

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Speaker 1: amount of hooch to achieve his lifelong dream. Jenna doesn't

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Speaker 1: know what hooch me pooches money is hooge money anywhere

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Speaker 1: in America. No, ooch is always booze, possibly sex, definitely

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Speaker 1: both possibly sex. Well, like, how would you use that's cooch?

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Speaker 1: Is just you know rock, I don't know, gang. Oops.

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Speaker 1: It's always quote here it is, It's always been. This

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Speaker 1: the banana of the week. It's always been my dream

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Speaker 1: to own the best Italian restaurant in the Earth waters

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Speaker 1: and whose isn't. Guys, what are your dreams? I'm ten

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Speaker 1: percent Italian to earth.

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Speaker 2: That's a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: That is a shirt that is like, that's a decorative

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Speaker 2: That's the kitchen dorm room tapestry. Quote.

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Speaker 1: Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had

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Speaker 1: planned to make the restaurant eighty million square feet and

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Speaker 2: Square feet covers it, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Plus, it was gonna be totally underwater so people

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Speaker 1: Now you understand why he asked for three hundred and

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Speaker 1: This is going to be expensive. WHOA, How awesome does

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Speaker 1: that sound? This is again in here, an underwater Italian

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Speaker 1: restaurant that seats thirty million people. It does sound so good.

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Speaker 1: It does sound really I would go everybody here, would

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Speaker 2: Would you have a TikToker and Instagram. But just going to.

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Speaker 1: Go to the restaurant would be akin to visiting a

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Speaker 1: city that was the restaurant. Yeah, here's Dubai, but it's

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Speaker 1: one restaurant. It's all Italian, owned by a ten percent

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Speaker 1: Italian guy who buys blank checks off of unhoused man.

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Speaker 1: He's ninety percent Irish, but ten percent Italia. Oh what cuisine?

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Speaker 1: The bank wouldn't give me the money they owed me

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Speaker 1: water said Tito said that was good for any amount

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Speaker 1: I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me.

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Speaker 1: I'm as innocent as a school girl.

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Speaker 2: I do blame Tito.

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Speaker 1: This is I love this story sounds made up so much.

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Speaker 1: I checked it out. This is on multiple places. This

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Speaker 1: seems to be a real story. Yeah, the police fountain

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Speaker 1: is real. Both bath salts and Chinese throwing store. There

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Speaker 1: we go on innocent school waters. But they him for forgery,

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Speaker 1: which we think is the basic starter kit for restaurant

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Speaker 1: restaurant entrepreneurs. And that is the end of the store.

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Speaker 2: That's a good, good start us off.

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Speaker 1: That is banana of the week. I respect him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a vision.

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Speaker 3: I used to work at this one restaurant in New

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Speaker 3: York and if when you would walk in and I'm

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Speaker 3: sure we have servers here and our former service here,

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Speaker 3: but this kitchen stuff, if you didn't say hello, make

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Speaker 1: of this ship. Squat he's he was a genius man. Squanchy.

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Speaker 1: Are you here?

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Speaker 2: You never know?

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Speaker 3: Local woman woman hired quote miss Bigfoot end quote for

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Speaker 2: Who could have seen it coming?

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Speaker 3: Do we have an English teacher front round? We love

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Speaker 3: a sentence exactly like this? Some Oklahoma children just don't

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Speaker 3: start with Some never started.

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Speaker 2: Such to us.

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Speaker 3: Some some Oklahoma children have been left utterly traumatized following

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Speaker 3: The birthday girl's mother, Brett Sure, told Oklahoma News Too

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Speaker 1: The years go all If you go half out, no way,

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Speaker 3: They'll go all out with their parties, which usually involves

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Speaker 3: However, this year's birthday plans for a cake had fallen through.

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Speaker 1: However, says Yarwood. Okay, just loves However, lois the.

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Speaker 3: It's on TikTok. The children cower in the back of

441
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 3: the room as Bigfoot emerges. As proof of approachability, the

442
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 3: parents begin to approach. Oh god, what are you doing?

443
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 3: Medium mist in the biz A Lemley yard would.

444
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: As a proof of approach ability? Are doing proachability things?

445
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 3: As roof of approachability, the parents begin to approach the beast,

446
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 3: hugging it and laughing, oh while Dondon party hats. Imagine

447
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 3: this scene for two seconds. Imagine you're six years old.

448
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 3: I know a lot of your children. Imagine what a

449
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,719
Speaker 3: six year old is going through. That's awesome. But all

450
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: the children began screaming and crying amongst the adults, of

451
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: course they did. However, Emily goes to however again, what

452
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 3: was initially thought to be a fun birthday of event

453
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: cer tuned into a scene from a horror movie as

454
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 3: the children would not stop screaming. Quote, we all thought,

455
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 3: I mean, she just came in with balloons and a

456
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: bow and a two two, so I thought it would

457
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 3: be all cute and fun.

458
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It makes it. It bumps it up

459
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: to really fucked up, because yes it does, Yes it does,

460
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: because imagine a monster. But then with a two to

461
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: two and a bow on it, and it's like, what

462
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: is it trying to do?

463
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not here for the adults.

464
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: It's trying to make us comfortable with it.

465
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, it'll be cute fun. Brett said, well, my

466
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 3: kids did not have that reaction. They hit the ground

467
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: like a tornado was coming or like something was on fire.

468
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 3: Makes sense, Brett. Let's think about this, Miss Bigfoot. Here's

469
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 3: where I start loving it. I love a good name,

470
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 3: also known as Miss Cinnamon. Wait what a big Miss

471
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 3: Bigfoot also known as Miss Cinnamon.

472
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: There's no explanation post that I ran.

473
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 3: I think the actor who put on the costume in

474
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 3: Oklahoma looked in the mirror and said, well, Miss Cinnamon,

475
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 3: nice to meet you. Then rocked a blue two tu

476
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 3: with matching bow in her hair. Though it wasn't until

477
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 3: the parents had hugged her that the children finally warmed up. Eventually,

478
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 3: all the children ended up hugging her, We love a

479
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 3: happy ending and taking pictures with her.

480
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: They were fun and cute pictures. In the end.

481
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 3: I would just recommend it for a good time because

482
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: obviously if you watch the video, which at some point

483
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: we'll post or not, who knows do you have Google?

484
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 3: You have a computer in your pocket right now? Uh?

485
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 3: The kids hate it, but in the end quote they

486
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 3: don't want her to come back though.

487
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, miss miss later a man?

488
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 2: Are is anybody here?

489
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 5: Oh?

490
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 2: Who believes in uh Bigfoot?

491
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: Very low? A very low percentage of people believe.

492
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: In big Who listens to the last podcast and the left?

493
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 3: So cryptids are in your life?

494
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? And who's true crime fan here? Okay?

495
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 2: All right, you're a big camper, You're a big camper.

496
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a big camper.

497
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: I'm a big camper. I have a little true crime

498
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 3: for you guys. You know, reading about Squantchy the Miss Cinnamon.

499
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: It does sound like yeah, it does sound like. Nobody

500
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: do that tonight, y'all squatch at each other. Nobody touch

501
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: any Yes, nobody touch. The banana boys do not touch.

502
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: We do not touch.

503
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: When do we take fodes with you?

504
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: Later?

505
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: You let us know.

506
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: We'll share scream squatch. We want to mob her hand

507
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: like Keanu Reeves. It will be weird for your friends,

508
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: but then we we do everything like Keanu Reeves.

509
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: We are keep the perfect gentleman.

510
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 3: Kristin Shaw was in Bill and Ted's movie with him

511
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: we said, what is he really like? She's like, he's

512
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: better than you think. So we're going for piano Oki Doki.

513
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 3: When I was twenty years young, I was in college

514
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 3: and I was diting a really nice woman named Laura,

515
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,959
Speaker 3: and we were flat broke, as we all are. And

516
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 3: but I was in Massachusetts. I went to your mess Amherst,

517
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 3: and we were up there for the summer.

518
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, have you been in New

519
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 2: Hampshire o Vermonamaine?

520
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: She said no, I have not.

521
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 3: So I said, well, let's go camping, because that's something

522
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 3: broke people can do easily, a very fun thing.

523
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: Sleep on the ground.

524
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,959
Speaker 1: Furniture, you know, nature's uncomfort.

525
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we invented furniture.

526
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: Yep.

527
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 3: So my cousin had a younger cousin who was playing

528
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: a baseball game, a high school game or whatever.

529
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: So we drive up to New Hampshire. We watch this

530
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: baseball game and then we set up camp. We are

531
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: in the shittiest, cheapest campground imaginable. It was fourteen dollars

532
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: a night in what state? New Hampshire, Oh, the worst

533
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: state in the Union. Yeah, they can't reach us here.

534
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: We're safe here. I hate New Hampshire so deeply tell

535
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: me about it. It is the worst state. Oh fifty states.

536
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: I love this. New Hampshire is so proud of itself. Yeah,

537
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: and it's like a state is just the parking lot

538
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: of a home depot. Love this, love this, and everyone

539
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: is like, we've got the best state. And then over

540
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: in another state they're like, but the home depot's here. Yeah,

541
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: New Hampton, they do have state. But but yeah, honestly,

542
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: it won't hurt our career. Banana, it's not relying on it.

543
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: I do not need to play New Hampshire. We'll go

544
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 1: to Vermont, We'll go to Maine. Oh, New England can

545
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: go fuck itself. I'll go hard. I'll go hard.

546
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 3: I'll probably where snap and neck some bananas.

547
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: So I'm outside of Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. It's late night.

548
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: I hung out with cousins and watching a baseball game

549
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: and no, nothing event will happen.

550
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 3: But hey, this will be a little romantic night. I

551
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 3: have a two to four person pup tent. There we

552
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 3: go a plot one sleeping bag that will you know,

553
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 3: it seems romantic when you're twenty and then when you're adult,

554
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 3: you're like, you have your own bag, you sweat, get away,

555
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 3: not for me.

556
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: A pup tent definitely seems like it's held up by

557
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: two like mops. Yeah on either side.

558
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 3: Also, is anybody here from Tacoma? Who's from Tacoma? What

559
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 3: is that restaurant that's called people?

560
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

561
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: Also no wonder Yeah, the only other ones are getting

562
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 3: mugged currently on Manchestershire. But also what is good poodle?

563
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 3: Good pup?

564
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: There's a restaurant what's it called poodle Dog? It says

565
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: poodle dog good food, right, and then it says pupp room.

566
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: What that bar happens at the bat of the bar?

567
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: I will see all right, we might be a pupper

568
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 2: room later. Wow, it's awesome.

569
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: It's awesome.

570
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: All right, good. I will see you guys in puffer

571
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: room in two hours.

572
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: It's only it's only two miles away, but we'll take

573
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: you forty five minutes to get.

574
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 3: There now by cigarettes for the whole family.

575
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: It's a half late, so I set up the tent.

576
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: It's late night. A lot of people.

577
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like this up here, but

578
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: they're the misque are horrible in New Hampshire, like way

579
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: worse than you would ever imagine just.

580
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: Like everything it's bad, bad, bad there, bad state, crap state.

581
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: And so we get in and it's late night. We

582
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: fall asleep and then I wake up to my then

583
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: girlfriend shaking the shit out of me, being like, there's

584
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: somebody outside of our tent.

585
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: There's somebody outside of our tent.

586
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, and they're from New Hampshire and they're

587
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: from New Hampshire. It's the old man on the mountain

588
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: and his face is falling off. Oh nobody gets that

589
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: that is a thing.

590
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: That is a thing.

591
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: They live here not.

592
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 3: So I'm like, what she's like, somebody is kneeling outside

593
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 3: of our tent and whistling at us. Now I'm a

594
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: grown banana at this point, So imagine me twenty years ago.

595
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 3: I'm half my size and I'm like what she's like,

596
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: I'm I'm a I'm three foot eighth, ninety pounds.

597
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: He still loves right, he really grew up when he

598
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: hit thirty. Yeah, podcasting changed my life.

599
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: So she's like, somebody's whistling outside of our tent and

600
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, and I'm scared.

601
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: Shit list. You know.

602
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 3: It's like again, and this is way before smartphones, like

603
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 3: you're out there at that point in life.

604
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: If you're out there, when you're if you're camping and

605
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: you're in a tent and and anyone says someone is

606
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: and it's not the two of you. Yeah, fucking terrifying. Yes.

607
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: So I am like okay, And so we do that

608
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 3: listen that you do when you're so scared, and you're

609
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 3: listening and you're like not only holding your breath, you're

610
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 3: holding everything in your body. And I'm just like laying

611
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 3: back and I'm like, listen, I'm hearing the galaxies, I'm

612
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 3: hearing satellites.

613
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, HBO is blowing by, and I'm like, oh,

614
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: OZ is on tonight. You're making your body a knife. Yes,

615
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: And she's and she's like, are you scared. I'm like,

616
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,479
Speaker 1: I'm totally cool with this. I'm absolutely cool. My feet

617
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: are falling off. I'm in trouble, don't hear anything. So

618
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: then we like, you know, uh, snuggle up, and we

619
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,240
Speaker 1: try to fall back asleep. And then I'm lying there

620
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: and I fall back asleep, and so now it's probably

621
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: let's say three am. I don't know, I don't want

622
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: to watch I don't have a phone back. Then she

623
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: goes they're back.

624
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 3: Somebody's whistling outside of our fucking tent, and I'm.

625
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: Like, well, what do you want me to do? So

626
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I don't have a weapon. I evenn

627
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: have like an axe mystery whistler, So I just get

628
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: out of the tent. My champagne colored Toyota Crolla is

629
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: parked nearby, and I'm just like, it was only champagne. Yeah,

630
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, hark, you know, whatever you do, I'm a man.

631
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: Stop whistling a man whistler, you you pervert.

632
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: There are two of us.

633
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 1: It's just an old man like yeah, yeah, like exactly totally.

634
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 3: I'm like, I did forget to pay when I drove in.

635
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry about that. So I don't see anybody,

636
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 3: don't hear anything. And she's like, fuck this, Scottie, I'm

637
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 3: gonna sleep in the car and I'm like, well, I'm

638
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 3: definitely not because I am too tall for that ship.

639
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: I am three foot nine.

640
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 3: And so she goes in my Corolla and rolls down

641
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 3: the windows to get some fresh air.

642
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 2: I guess she thought, I don't know, I don't know.

643
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 2: Maybe she thought she was like a dog in a

644
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 2: hot car.

645
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

646
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 3: So I'm lying now and I'm like, well, this is

647
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 3: kind of a bust and we had blown all our

648
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 3: money to kind of have like a cool little romantic week.

649
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 3: And then so so.

650
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: I go back. I'm lying there and I'm like, maybe

651
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: I should just go sit in the car and just

652
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: hold her hand or something. And then I hear the whistler.

653
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: I hear whistling outside the swear to like, what does

654
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: it sound like? It sounds like and I'm like, oh,

655
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: so this is either a seagull, right, or this is

656
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: like the world's worst soccer coach. It's like, do a lap.

657
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: I'm all right, So I get out and I'm like

658
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 3: doing that thing. I'm like, I'm gonna start a fire

659
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 3: and when a real tough maybe I'll hold a flaming stick.

660
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll gout. Maybe I'm gonna do this.

661
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 3: There's gonna be a lot of this going on when

662
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: they get a hold of this twenty year old loser.

663
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh fuck, this person is in

664
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: my car or next to my car. So then I'm

665
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 3: doing I'm trying to be so brave and I'm holding

666
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 3: my keys and my knuckles like a you know, Wolverine,

667
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 3: and I'm.

668
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: Walking over and I'm like, here we go. This is it.

669
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 3: This is when you prove you're either a man or

670
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 3: you die and your girlfriend dies too. Pitch darkness. And

671
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: I go over and I do that thing where you're

672
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 3: like and around this corolla, no one's there. And I

673
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: walk over and I look in the car and it

674
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 3: is Laura's nose. Her allergies had kicked into the point

675
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 3: where she was repeatedly waking up herself up with her

676
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: own nose whistling, and then gave me a heart attack.

677
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 2: She is in my car with a jacket over her going.

678
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: The most adorable story.

679
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 3: Loved her even more I loved her. I was like,

680
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 3: this is the end for this guy. I guess I'm

681
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 3: not graduating next year. Nope, we're just going to buy

682
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 3: Clareton Deal. On the drive back home, An'll think she

683
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 3: listens to the pop true story.

684
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: You know what time it is? What do we got

685
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: time to find out? Who is the longest banana? All right?

686
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 3: Who came from the furthest away for the show, don't

687
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 3: believe that more.

688
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: Michigan's pretty good. Michigan, Michigan, Where in Michigan all of Michigan, Marshall, Okay,

689
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: that was really good. Born in Grand Rapids, all right,

690
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: Florida is Florida for the show, for the show.

691
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 2: Who can be Florida?

692
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: What town in Florida? Melbourne, Brazil? Bullshit? Now with that accent, Brazil,

693
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 1: bro I came from Brazil, Florida.

694
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: No, not for the show.

695
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: But that's okay, for the show. Twenty two I'm not

696
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: I know twenty two hour flights don't happen for this show.

697
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would pay, We would pay you back, we

698
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: would pay we We're so sorry. It was not worth it.

699
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 3: It's a fun show. Everybody keep drinking.

700
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: But so we got Michigan in Florida, Florida. B it's Michigan,

701
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: Florida for real night. Shortest banana, we gotta know, cut

702
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: it in half, cut it in Nana. All right, here

703
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: give us one short Florida. No right, Melbourne, Florida, come

704
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: up to the state Welburn, Florida. This is really well,

705
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: thank you, suh oh, this is good. This is actually great.

706
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: It's a little it's a magnet. The originally Scotty had

707
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: made rulers that say I'm the I'm the shortest banana.

708
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm the long Oh yeah, sure, Florida, you got the

709
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: switch now we believe you.

710
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:13,959
Speaker 2: Chris the Longest Banana. Thank you, Crystal. That's very cool

711
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 2: and chilling fun.

712
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: This one to Michigan.

713
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Sorry, Brazil, that was awesome. By the way,

714
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 3: Brazil heard it. Shout outs and then shout outs. All right,

715
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 3: do you have shout outs? I have a few.

716
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: I have one shout out and it was on my phone.

717
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: I didn't bring my phone because I bought this suit

718
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: for fifty dollars and my pants are so tight.

719
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: Makes a lot of sense.

720
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: My pessicles are right here. Not good when you're six

721
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: four not ack, not good, not good. All so I

722
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: didn't bring it out. But there was one person who said,

723
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: I am I'm in Canada and my girlfriend's going to

724
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: be coming to the show. She will cry if you

725
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 1: say her name? Do you remember who? Oh shit, did

726
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: I read that one? Oh? What's her name? Christ?

727
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 3: We're gonna find it. We don't answer, Yeah, we're gonna

728
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: find it. I'm gonna do three. Do you want to

729
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 3: go grab your phone?

730
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay.

731
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 3: Michaeles Michaels wants to wish happy birthday to Alissa is

732
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 3: Alisa here all right here because Alyssa got old Michaelsaurce

733
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 3: into bananas.

734
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: Let's see how about Daniel steals the affairs. I thank

735
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: you guy. Happy birthday. Here it is, this is it.

736
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: It's from homie Jay. My girlfriend is gonna be a

737
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: show today. She'll be in the banana's shirt and she's

738
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: the cutest giver shadow.

739
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: She'll oh. Her name is Crystal.

740
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: You guys rule, Christal, you better fucking cry Crystal sign

741
00:42:55,560 --> 00:43:00,760
Speaker 1: that curdiebe Come on up to the stage. Better cry,

742
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: but in a really cool Hi Crystal, thank you for

743
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: coming double Crystal's coming up? Do we have any more

744
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: shout outs? Thank you Christal? Give it up for Chris everybody. Yes,

745
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: we do a lot of birthday Scott wants to shout

746
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: out his beloved sister Kelly Ufford efferd over Hereday.

747
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 2: He was here tonight, possibly slamming Gin and Tonics.

748
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 3: Okay, well here we got a little some Kelly. And

749
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 3: my last one is Amy wants to shout out Marra,

750
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 3: who got into grad school as a counselor. So let's

751
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 3: just give a light chair Tomorra helping people doing things.

752
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 3: These are house card. Here's a koozie, are you happy birthday?

753
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 2: High five.

754
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 5: Up?

755
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: Yes, I was fun and also these are the best postcards.

756
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: They just say butts, butts butt, Yes they really do

757
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 1: they all right before as we bring up our guests,

758
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: can someone go and get the confessions box? And please

759
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: if you put confessions that person is a doer. They

760
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: are a doer. They won themselves a butts bots butts.

761
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: I gotta say right now, I'm gonna get her microphone,

762
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: yestt to do the intro.

763
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 3: Ladies General, we have a very special guest tonight coming in.

764
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 3: She is the lead singer Kick Ass Guitars of Deep

765
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 3: Sea Divers, Ladies.

766
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: Great and everybody in between. Jessica Dobson.

767
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 2: All the way from Seattle, Washington.

768
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, how are you?

769
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 5: I'm so good? Rocks, Oh my god? Did you get

770
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 5: the memos? Who wear yellow? I would have wore my

771
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 5: grape upon balls?

772
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 2: Everybody looks great and yellow. It's a fashion fat.

773
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: Can we get your beverage while you're up here? Would

774
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 1: you like anything? Okay?

775
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 2: You can have a Can we.

776
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: Get another look? Can we get two more Tito's and soda?

777
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 1: By any chance? Anybody? So we're gonna read some confessions Jessica,

778
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: I suggest you kind of like just grab a fistful

779
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: and kind of quickly look through them and choose a

780
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: good one. We'll all try and do the same. Scottie.

781
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 2: I love having fun with my friends.

782
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,959
Speaker 1: Here we go. These are everybody. You go aheads, guys.

783
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 3: Sorry, I still don't understand why Seattle uses three different

784
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 3: trash cans. You know, that's a pretty light confession. We

785
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 3: absolve you. La does too. We have black, blue, and green.

786
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 3: The rest of the country hates us. Whoopsie, here we

787
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 3: oh that one's long. Grab them as you see them.

788
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 2: Oh, yep.

789
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 5: I used to hide outside my grandma's room at night

790
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 5: in the coke closet and turn the channel on her TV.

791
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, great confession.

792
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 5: She told my parents her TV would change by itself.

793
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 2: Oh they didn't believe her. No, that's so mean. Did

794
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: anybody else do this?

795
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 5: And?

796
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Uh? I was growing up whenever I go to my

797
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: grandmother's house, she had like really like tons of stairs

798
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: on twenty stairs and they were carpeted, and we used

799
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: to sit in pillowcases and ride down the stairs full speed.

800
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: Did anybody else do this? We would call it pillow pillowcases.

801
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: We would put our little kid feet. I was twenty

802
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: years old and I would put my feet in the

803
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: corners and you'd pull it up and like, now, if

804
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: you did that, your butt bone would get so annihilated,

805
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: like for the rest of your life. You would just

806
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: be like the weird guy at the resort being like, yeah,

807
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm gonna stand in the pool all day,

808
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 1: and they're like, stay away from Reggie. This is interesting

809
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: just because of the handwriting. One time I ate Chipotle

810
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: for lunch and had to shit in a trash can

811
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: at work. Really, I really, I still eat Chipotle on

812
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: the rag, but the handwriting it seems like it's a lady.

813
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 1: And that's why I'm very proud of you. I'm very

814
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: proud of you. Are absolved. That's why Chipotle exists. When

815
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: you get a bowl, they should give you a second bowl.

816
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: Nobody's saying it, Oh yeah, I have a hush. I'm

817
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: Kurtie b what.

818
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 2: Get line?

819
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: You always say everyone has a crush on Scottie, And

820
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: while I did do, I would both a few that side.

821
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: Not a bail No, AI, no, this is not that podcast.

822
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: I have tattoos of both my children on my chest.

823
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 1: Family I have Kurt's children taptoo on my body too.

824
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 2: It's why we don't talk off the podcast. Got one,

825
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 2: I got one? This is bold.

826
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 5: Over the course of two years, I sold twenty thousand

827
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 5: dollars in cash from my bullshit retail job and.

828
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: Never got caught. Oh here you are.

829
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 5: In fact, I was promoted several times and often referred

830
00:48:54,160 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 5: to as an exemplary employee. Congratulations, congratulations when uh, When

831
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 5: I was a bouncer in college at Diva's Dance like

832
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 5: Nobody's watching.

833
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 3: It was a predominantly lesbian bar on Saturday nights, all

834
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 3: of New England converge.

835
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 1: It was very It was an amazing scene. It was great.

836
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: The only good part of New England.

837
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 3: Yes, Northampton, Massachusetts, the only good part of New England.

838
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 3: And I was the bouncer this face. Oh, don't give

839
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 3: me a fake ID.

840
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: I'll apologize to you. I don't know my job.

841
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 3: But they about the fifth or sixth weekend of doing that,

842
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 3: there were the coat room was run back. I named Bob.

843
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: Bob was great. He had a very deeper voice than

844
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: I did. In every karaoke night on Tuesdays, he would

845
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 3: sing Yellow Submarine. He called me Breeder. He called. He

846
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 3: told me to smile more. I got a lot of

847
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 3: lessons learned from Bob. But he would hand me a

848
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 3: thing of bracelets. He would go, hear the bracelets for

849
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 3: people coming in. The cover was fifteen dollars, and I

850
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 3: would go.

851
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: Tween dollars in like nineteen ninety something or two.

852
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 3: Two thousand and two, okay. And so I was like, well,

853
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 3: which ones do I use? The bright orange ones or

854
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 3: the bright pink ones or the bright green ones? And

855
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 3: he was like, they don't count, it doesn't matter. So

856
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 3: every sixth person I would pocket that fifteen dollars. And

857
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 3: I've never said it to anybody, but I'm rolling out

858
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 3: there with one hundred and fifty at night. I'm going

859
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 3: to Cumberland Farms. I'm buying two hot dogs on my

860
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 3: drive home. I absolved myself.

861
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good one, okay.

862
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 5: I once shit my pants in a telephone booth in

863
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 5: Australia twice.

864
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 2: Twice in the same night. The same phone booth. Yeah's

865
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: it the same phone booth?

866
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah? Oh man, I have a long story about that.

867
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: I can't get into it.

868
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 2: Ki Dokie.

869
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: I got my nip pierce this week and it hurts

870
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 3: so bad. I'm telling everyone I can about it, so

871
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 3: it'll make it worth it, worth it.

872
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: Have they stopped bleeding? Have they stopped bleeding? Okay? It

873
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: definitely seems like there's a lot of capitial areas there,

874
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: so that would be tough.

875
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 2: I hope that was like an eight year old dude

876
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: with that voyage.

877
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: What was I thinking?

878
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 2: My bucking list is weird? That's fun?

879
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: Should we do it? Should we? Should we talk? Should

880
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: we talk? Yeah?

881
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: I don't have a killer. I don't have a killer here.

882
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 5: I know we can always have the fart thing. My

883
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 5: favorite place to fart at work is my boss's chair.

884
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: Nice and with the jokes. It feels so good. It

885
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: feels so good. Jessica, thank you so much for being here.

886
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 2: I'm so glad.

887
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what a treat.

888
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

889
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 5: Did you ever think you'd come back to this club

890
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 5: wearing an ill fitting yellow suit?

891
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 2: Honestly, I was a.

892
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: Little bit like after five years past, I was like, Oh,

893
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: they thought it was as bad as I did. Farting

894
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: in your boss's chair, it's beautiful. That's like, that's forethought

895
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: because it's probably like a little ways away. Yeah, so

896
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: it's like thinking and being like here it comes, and

897
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: then looking and then running over because also you don't

898
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: normally sit in your boss's chair, so it also has

899
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 1: to be clandestine in that way. Yeah.

900
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 3: Well, Kurt and I worked on a show when we

901
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 3: were young boys, when we were young Bananas, and it

902
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 3: was on MTV and it went nine episodes and then

903
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 3: is huge in South America and nobody here has ever

904
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 3: seen it, so that's a cool legacy. It's called Mega

905
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 3: Drive And basically idea was this comedian Johnny Pemberton, who's

906
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 3: a very funny comedian.

907
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: He looks way younger than he is.

908
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 3: He had failed as driving test three times, so he

909
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 3: sent him around the world to learn how to drive

910
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 3: things you've never seen on TV.

911
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: For So, we drove this.

912
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,959
Speaker 3: Gigantic bulldozer once and we backed over in the middle

913
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 3: of the night before the guy that trained him. We

914
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 3: took his boss's uh trailer and we replaced with zac

915
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 3: replica and we had the boss be like, hey, go

916
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 3: teach us, get out of thing. I don't know, it's MTV,

917
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 3: just go teach him. And then we backed over and

918
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 3: he thought we killed the guy.

919
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, you don't remember that. No, I

920
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: don't remember that. Did you see how I literally wrote

921
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: on this show. Yeah, genuinely surprised. I was at that, Yeah,

922
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: we really did. What did he say?

923
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 3: Well, he said that I accidentally had backed over a

924
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 3: trailer earlier in life and maybe had like hurt somebody.

925
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,959
Speaker 2: So he thought he was having deja vue.

926
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: You didn't know.

927
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 3: We were like, we are so sorry. But here's where

928
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 3: it gets funny. There was this other guy who had

929
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 3: do you know what, like a bluebird school bus. It

930
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: was like a type of bus back in the day,

931
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: and they were beautiful and we had an army tech beautiful.

932
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:05,479
Speaker 1: They were beautiful. They were blue Bird school bus. Oh

933
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: fucking the Cadillac of yellow, fucked up buses.

934
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 3: Did you ever ride a school bus to school, Jessica

935
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,479
Speaker 3: all the time?

936
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: Did you? Yeah?

937
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was fun.

938
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 5: Wasn't slide under the seats, you know, steal people's ship.

939
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 5: One time, there was a Porsche that was driving by,

940
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 5: and we'd spent like twenty minutes. This is like on

941
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 5: the way to like a water polo game or something,

942
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 5: spent classic twenty minutes like tearing up. I asked everyone

943
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 5: in the bus to tear up the sheet of paper. Yep,

944
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 5: there was a guy backwards hat bluetoothing in his ear,

945
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 5: pulls up and he's like a convertible Porsch and we

946
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 5: just went all a little piece of paper, you motherfucker,

947
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 5: that's what it's about.

948
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: It was probably a blue bird.

949
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's so awesome.

950
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 3: So we had a tank, well from the US Army

951
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 3: and John is pretending he doesn't know how to do it.

952
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 3: And the weird you might remember this part, Kurt, the

953
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 3: guy that taught it, was that he was in the military,

954
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 3: was an army guy, and he kept saying, give it

955
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 3: more ass.

956
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: That was his thing. Wait, give it more ass ass.

957
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: He was like, give it some ass, give it some

958
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 3: more ass. And we're like, yeah, you hear the heart

959
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 3: hears what they hear. Wants absolutely, and so the final

960
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 3: hilarious the final hilarious bit was we were gonna drive

961
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 3: over this bluebird school. It's a bus, and so we did,

962
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: and you saw what a tank could do, and we

963
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 3: flattened this thing into such a pancake. We hired a

964
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 3: company to come hauled away and then the owner of

965
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 3: the bus shows up and he just starts trembling. And

966
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 3: our producer had only rented the bus. He hadn't purchased.

967
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: It was a vintage like nineteen fifty six bus. And

968
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,439
Speaker 3: this poor guy in Tennessee just comes out and he's

969
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 3: like hey, God, and he's just starts trembling so hard,

970
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 3: and the showrunners like, hey, what's the matter. He's like,

971
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 3: I rented you that bus for two We had no

972
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 3: idea That producer got fired on the spot, which I'd

973
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 3: never seen before. Just the walk of shame, Like you know,

974
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 3: we've all had a walk of shame in some sorts,

975
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 3: like farting in your boss's chair. This was a sort

976
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: of farting in your boss's chair if he ruined somebody's

977
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 3: legacy by running over a school bus and then they

978
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 3: sent him to the airport and he never worked in

979
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 3: TV again. So wow, check the receipts. It is this

980
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 3: small a story. Oh my, can you imagine that?

981
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: Like that feeling, that gut checked feeling of like and

982
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: I've ruined my life. That's not how I feel. A

983
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: night to come.

984
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 2: Give us got turn? Yeah, okay, here we do.

985
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 1: You're Natty Cake sent this in Natty Cakes, are you here? Okay? Okay?

986
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: Meet Brandon Lee the Models school pupil who is actually

987
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: a thirty year old impostor. This was on BBC News,

988
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: written by Stephen Brocklehurst, who is easily is his last

989
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 1: name Brocklehurst Rock.

990
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: Stephen Brocklehurst for BBC News.

991
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: I can still don't understand what you're saying. Is it Brocklehurst,

992
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: just brockle Brocklehurst, Brocklehurst is what I've said. Invest in

993
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,919
Speaker 1: the Brocklehurst for a whole school year.

994
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 3: A new boy, A new boy, A new boy, A

995
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 3: new boy, Hello, new boy, Hello?

996
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 2: Are you here for the school year? Are you a

997
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 2: thirty year old man?

998
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 3: New boy convinced his Scottish high school classmates and teachers

999
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 3: that he was just a regular pupil. But eventually the

1000
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 3: teenager who caught himself, Brandon Lee, was exposed as an

1001
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 3: imposter named Brian McKinnon.

1002
00:57:55,080 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: Brand Lee was the crow right rip getting better.

1003
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 3: That is why Steven full named Brocklehurst is the best

1004
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 3: there's ever been. So there's a new film and the

1005
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 3: story is about how a thirty year old man who

1006
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 3: claimed to be a seventeen year old from Canada enrolled

1007
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 3: as a student at Bearsden Academy in Glasgow in nineteen

1008
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 3: ninety three. It was over a year later while he

1009
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 3: went to university and he went to a university medical school,

1010
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 3: that his double life was revealed. So for one full year,

1011
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 3: a thirty year old man got away with being a

1012
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 3: high school student. Wow, why would you do this? Also,

1013
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 3: my phone is blowing up so much. I think we're

1014
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 3: maybe still live streaming. Oh my god, No, no, we're not.

1015
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 3: Okay ahead, I was like, oh, boring, super boring.

1016
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 2: The story gained wide world attention. Has anybody heard of

1017
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 2: this story before?

1018
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: No? What year was it?

1019
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 2: What year was it?

1020
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety three, nineteen ninety three, Yeah, ice Cube number

1021
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: one rapper in the world at the time, Seattle going off,

1022
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: Pearl Jam, probably Screaming Trees, Mud Honey, other bands.

1023
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1024
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1025
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 2: We went to the Sunset Tavern last night. We did

1026
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 2: rock him good time.

1027
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah he did?

1028
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 2: Someone say what Yeah, pretty cool? Went to Hattie's Hat.

1029
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 2: I shout him around. I showed him around.

1030
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,479
Speaker 3: So this new film is written and directed by John

1031
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 3: O McLeod or MacLeod or McCleod, who was sixteen years

1032
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 3: old at the time and was a classmate of McKinnon

1033
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 3: or Brandon, as he still calls him. McCleod says he

1034
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 3: does not think Brandon meant to do anybody harm.

1035
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 2: You know, classic thirty year old guys.

1036
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: I know thirty year old guys like I'm gonna go

1037
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 1: to high school, but I don't want.

1038
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 5: It to be weird. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

1039
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 5: This is like the plot have never been kissed?

1040
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1041
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 5: Is it really beat it? Except for a mail that's

1042
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 5: thirty totally, that film would not be made to that.

1043
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 5: Things have changed.

1044
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: So wait, there's a way I've never I don't know.

1045
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: It's Drew sorry, never been guessing.

1046
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 5: Back to school as a writer who was like trying

1047
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 5: to do a long form essay about.

1048
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: About a reporter. But she's never been kissed.

1049
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 2: She's never Also, never been kissed.

1050
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:22,439
Speaker 5: Hooks up with the teachers would not be made today.

1051
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: Yep. Oh that's amazing. That's where it's just like me, Scott.

1052
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: He is a Hollywood writer, but they're at a time

1053
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: the Hollywood writers like, we don't give a ship if

1054
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: anything at all. No, Drew Barrymore.

1055
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 2: Never been kissed.

1056
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 3: Also big movie. Also most audience has seen this movie.

1057
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 3: McLear says he didn't think Brandon meant any harm. But

1058
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 3: he went through with his film and interview classmates and

1059
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 3: teachers who agreed to do the film. A lot of

1060
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: people quote, a lot of people in class have their

1061
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 3: own take on why Brandon did this, but for the

1062
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 3: most part they still have a fondness for him.

1063
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,439
Speaker 2: Oh maybe this guy was Alright's Ryan?

1064
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 3: No, I know that it's not across the board, but

1065
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 3: this film is not to be a takedown of him.

1066
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch this movie when it comes out.

1067
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 3: But they all say he was like the kid from Canada,

1068
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 3: was a bit of a geek, and when he arrived

1069
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 3: he managed to climb the social ladder of a high

1070
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 3: school life and became pretty popular.

1071
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 2: He even started in a stage production of South.

1072
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: Pacific Scotland Fake Canada, South Pacific. What a production. He had,

1073
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: not a creep at all, nothing worried about it.

1074
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 3: He told BBC Scotland that Brandon agreed to tell him

1075
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 3: his story but didn't want to be on camera. Why

1076
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 3: would you want the limelight, You're just sneaking in there,

1077
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 3: You're just having a goof McKinnon told BBC at the time.

1078
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: So this was the guy who did it?

1079
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 3: The impost said, when I first walked into the school gates.

1080
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 2: It was quote nerve wracking. I bet it was what part.

1081
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 2: I was aware of the fact.

1082
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 3: That at any moment they could question me and I might

1083
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 3: not have an answer, and I might be asked for

1084
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 3: my birth certificate, but nobody ever did.

1085
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: I kept my head down. I loove shy and yeah.

1086
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 1: Just like do you like Nirvana? He'd be like Huey

1087
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: Lewis in the news and then run away oooops.

1088
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 3: And so he just did really well in school. But

1089
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 3: he's so smart. He didn't do so well that he

1090
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 3: would ever win an award. He said, I didn't accept

1091
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 3: a number of prizes in the first term because I

1092
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 3: didn't want to end up in the local paper. Holy smokes,

1093
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 3: not cool, not good to pretend you're somebody or not.

1094
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 3: Almost thirty years later, so this has been a minute.

1095
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 3: McKinnon shuns the limelight and wishes to remain anonymous, refusing

1096
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 3: interviews and not having his picture taken. So Alan Cummings,

1097
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 3: the actor, voices over this guy's actual voice. What in

1098
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 3: the documentary, Alan Cummings plays him and voices over the

1099
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 3: recordings the director did this feels like crime bait in

1100
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 3: a way that I'm like, I'm gonna.

1101
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: Watch the Oh my god, this is going to come out.

1102
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: It's coming out. Oh my god.

1103
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 3: Anyways, so the film's director says he always gets asked

1104
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 3: the question. So the film director now is forty six,

1105
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 3: so he he's just been thinking about this his whole life,

1106
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 3: and he says, why does he think that Brandon acted

1107
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 3: as an impostor at the time?

1108
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 2: And he says, I don't know.

1109
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 3: It's everyone's nightmare to wake up thirty years old and

1110
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 3: back at school.

1111
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 2: It's true. We all have those stress dreams.

1112
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 3: Do you have those stress dreams where you like have

1113
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 3: a high school you can't get to class or whatever.

1114
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,919
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I just like wish I could redo a lot

1115
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 5: of things.

1116
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: But absolutely, yeah.

1117
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: What part? What like what area were you in the

1118
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: high school hierarchy or like click clicks? Who were cliques? Also?

1119
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 2: I was in as clique. You guys say that on

1120
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 2: the West coasts.

1121
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in asb so I could sneak away

1122
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 5: the Starbucks.

1123
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 2: That's the click I was in. Cool to get out

1124
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 2: of anything I could? Yeah, indeed, very well, I got Yeah.

1125
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 3: Who did how about you, Bud? Did you ever do

1126
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: you wake up at night and wonder what classes have.

1127
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: No memories of high school?

1128
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 2: Oh what happened to you?

1129
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: I really don't think I either blocked it all out

1130
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: or just don't remember things. I keep because I one

1131
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: of my very good friends went to high school with me,

1132
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: but we didn't become friends until we graduated college. Yeah. Sure,

1133
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: and uh, And I'm always just like, I didn't know

1134
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: you in high school. I always said it, and he's like,

1135
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: we had homeroom together. We you sat behind me, And

1136
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I have no memory of anything, really.

1137
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 2: Busy, irish, jigging it out, checking it out.

1138
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't actually remember you. The only the only memory

1139
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: of high school I have. I went to Catholic high

1140
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 1: school and it was just that specific time in the

1141
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: nineties where they would have so it was all boys,

1142
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: but then they would have these dances that were like legendary,

1143
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: where like other people from other high schools would come

1144
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: to our dances so that they it was like a

1145
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: mix of men and boys and girls. Really and we're

1146
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: too politically correct right now, it was, you know, eleven

1147
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: year old men and women.

1148
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 2: It takes together.

1149
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 1: We're so afraid to get it wrong.

1150
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 3: We don't play girls, we say women from the moment

1151
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 3: you come out you're a woman. We see that, we

1152
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 3: acknowledge it, we love it, we embrace it. We do

1153
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 3: a four year old girl, not today, not today, four

1154
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 3: year old woman or yeah whatever.

1155
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 1: And you were so the main area where everyone hung

1156
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: out was like there are cafeteria, which was a very

1157
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 1: big room. It was like the size of this space.

1158
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 2: They serve food, they.

1159
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: But then you would go there and then you were

1160
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 1: allowed to smoke inside the high school. Why not? Yes?

1161
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: So it was like I started smoking I was ten,

1162
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: but I hit it, I really did. Everyone drew baby

1163
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: Jersey and and I hit it from everyone because like

1164
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: know what it was, people like upset about it. And

1165
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 1: so I just call in the woods and smoked like

1166
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: one cigarette that I had like buried in the dirt,

1167
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 1: and then like smoking by myself and then like run out.

1168
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: But then I walk in fourteen, I'm a freshman, and

1169
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: the entire school is smoking inside the school, and I

1170
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: was like, this is fucking amazing. And that's when I

1171
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: realized this is Jersey, man, this is like yeah, new Hampshire. No,

1172
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 1: it's not New Hampshire. New Hampshire terrible.

1173
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 3: When Curtie stopped me if I've told this one because

1174
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 3: I may have, and I apologize if I did.

1175
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: But years ago I went to jazz Fest. It was

1176
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: probably like eight or nine. Hasn't anybody I've been to

1177
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 1: JazzFest New Orleans. It's wonderful. It's the best.

1178
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 2: Have you been a jtter than Marty Grass? Sounds amazing.

1179
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 3: So a friend of mine, I still write on the

1180
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 3: show called Workaholics, and they we had the Black Keys

1181
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,959
Speaker 3: as actors on Workaholics.

1182
01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: They had like two lines.

1183
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 3: They're playing their like in a courtroom scene and they're

1184
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,479
Speaker 3: sitting there. And so when we went the Black Kies

1185
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 3: were playing jazz Fest, and so they gave us side

1186
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 3: stage seats and it was so fun and I was

1187
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:11,640
Speaker 3: trying to be cool about it, as in the way

1188
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 3: you do. And after the show, Dan the lead singers, like, hey,

1189
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 3: come kick it out the trailer. He's holding his kid.

1190
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 3: He's being super nice. He and Adam know each other.

1191
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 3: And I'm standing there like the boob. That's just like,

1192
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 3: uh huh, very cool.

1193
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: Uh.

1194
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 3: And so the only thing I knew to ask him

1195
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 3: was you moved to New Nashville, right, That's what I said.

1196
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 3: You moved to Nashville, right, And he's like, are you

1197
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 3: a narc get away?

1198
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: So he's like, yeah, I love it. Nashville's so funn

1199
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: He's like, actually, we just played like two nights there

1200
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's cool. He goes the

1201
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: craziest thing happened.

1202
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 3: So they had just sold it the arena where whatever

1203
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 3: the sports seems playing. I think it was called the

1204
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 3: Wacovia Center. So that's how long ago this was. And

1205
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 3: he's like, so we're drinking, we're partying back to back nights.

1206
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 3: He's driving back to his house. He's been in Nashville

1207
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 3: for like two months, and he gets pulled over and

1208
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 3: he's like Scottie, like you know, like it was one

1209
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 3: of those things where you're like, yeah, coming from a

1210
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 3: rock show, maybe I shouldn't be driving right now.

1211
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 2: So this Tennessee State.

1212
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: Trooper pulls them over and the guy's like license and

1213
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: registration and he's like, hey, sir, I'm so sorry.

1214
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 2: My exits like this exit. I'm about to be there.

1215
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:24,639
Speaker 1: Uh I would prefer not to give you this stuff.

1216
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 1: I know, this is kind of like high five and

1217
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: I'll drive away. Yeah, I know this is bad.

1218
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 3: Here's a pick smell you lator and the trooper just

1219
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 3: stands there like stone face side of the highway, and

1220
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 3: it's like license and Registration.

1221
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: It's like, have you seen how high my boots are?

1222
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm a state trooper. Only state troopers get boots that

1223
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 1: come up to your knee. I'm lower to slip. They

1224
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 1: come up to their ankles. State troopers, they come up

1225
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: to our knee. That means we wear sunglasses at night.

1226
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 2: If you wear waiters, you run the state.

1227
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, I'm in a and where it

1228
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 1: just keeps going. Okay, the governor has boots that.

1229
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:07,679
Speaker 2: Come up to his tents.

1230
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 1: That's right. The mayor has boots that come up midside.

1231
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 1: The waiters come up. If you are ahead of the FBI,

1232
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 1: you're in one giant boot and you hop up all

1233
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 1: the way looking over. That's how it works. That's how

1234
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 1: law enforcement works. So he goes, hey, I'm actually in

1235
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: a band called the Black Keys. We just sold out

1236
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: like back to back nights. We're just trying to go

1237
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:33,639
Speaker 1: back home.

1238
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 3: If license and registration, sir, He's like, I'm fucking cooked.

1239
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:43,479
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get in trouble. In the passenger seat leans over,

1240
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:50,799
Speaker 3: Kid Rock. Kid Rock is in a Fedora He leans

1241
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 3: acrossstand to the cop, to the trooper and goes, is

1242
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 3: there a problem, Officer.

1243
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:02,840
Speaker 1: The trooper goes, Holy fucking shit, it's kid rock. Dan

1244
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: says he'd realize how not famous he was. Got out

1245
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 1: of the ticket. Holy fucking shit, it's kid rock. Very

1246
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 1: Nashville story. But I love that he was, like it

1247
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 1: just brought me back down to earth.

1248
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 2: So ruggings I had to destroy.

1249
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 1: Boy.

1250
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 2: We're not fans way like Dan Black.

1251
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 1: He's rock. So Jessica, you have played with so many

1252
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 1: different bands, true, ever been a moment where you're playing

1253
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:38,799
Speaker 1: with the band and it's like anything, like where anything

1254
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 1: has happened? You're rocking.

1255
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 2: I've been rocking before. I'm asking how much.

1256
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 1: The rocking has happened? You rock? Have you ever been

1257
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 1: in a car with kid rock as well? Please God,

1258
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:56,599
Speaker 1: Please God? Have you ever rocked so hard Chuck Berry style?

1259
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: Did you ever rock yourself off of a stage before?

1260
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 2: I've never fallen off of a stage.

1261
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 5: But to keep in on brand on theme here years

1262
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,479
Speaker 5: we're talking about Bigfoot earlier.

1263
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Squatchy yeah, Squawatchy Yeah, yeah, Squatchy here maybe Blue

1264
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 1: squatschy Man.

1265
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Miss Cinnamon came out.

1266
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, no, I.

1267
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 2: Mean it maybe actually it might have been them.

1268
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was here she But I

1269
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 5: was playing Sasquatch Festival.

1270
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 2: You guys probably know. I don't know what that is.

1271
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 5: And I'm curious Finnimal was there. This is like twenty twelve,

1272
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:39,839
Speaker 5: twenty thirteen. I was playing with the Shins and yes.

1273
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: The real deal rockers just say shins. They don't say

1274
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:45,719
Speaker 1: the Shins.

1275
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,680
Speaker 2: I did say that silent the I was.

1276
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,879
Speaker 1: Just like, oh no, I've didn't saying it wrong this whole.

1277
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,520
Speaker 2: Time last.

1278
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,600
Speaker 5: And uh so we were playing and it was like

1279
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,360
Speaker 5: the last song and I was in my shiny new

1280
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:01,680
Speaker 5: shoes and I felt cool. We were up there in

1281
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 5: front of like ten thousand people whatever, and uh, out

1282
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:08,560
Speaker 5: of nowhere as Cinnamon runs out Sasquatch like someone is

1283
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 5: somebody in. It's like a big foot run.

1284
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 1: The actual runs out. We're from onto the stage.

1285
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,600
Speaker 5: So we're playing at the Gorge and this, uh yeah,

1286
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 5: I love it so beautiful. Yeah, this idyllic place. And uh,

1287
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:31,040
Speaker 5: I didn't know this thing was gonna run out on stage.

1288
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 5: I turned around and I was like trying to get

1289
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,839
Speaker 5: out of its way because it was like barreling towards

1290
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:42,000
Speaker 5: me classic and I slipped with my new shoes ah

1291
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 5: and just went splat, get far.

1292
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 2: Under my stomach.

1293
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 5: Cool looks first into the floor like it was one

1294
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 5: of those like I didn't even have tone to the

1295
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 5: woo whoo whoo, Like it was just like sasquatch boom done.

1296
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 5: And I was like sat there, I laid there, splayed

1297
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 5: it on the floor for like three seconds. Really, it

1298
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:12,400
Speaker 5: was just like what And then I got up and

1299
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 5: just gave too big old middle and wanted nobody and

1300
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 5: just like all right, and then turned on all of

1301
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Speaker 5: my pedals and did a guitar solo.

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01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 1: For so you Gotta Ride, You Gotta Ride?

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01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 2: You asked me for a rock?

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01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 3: Yes, that's rock, that's rock. Holy smokes. Yeah that's cool.

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01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 3: And shins were like, what is happened?

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01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 5: You know? The funny thing is nobody in the band

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01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 5: saw it, really, and so they are probably just in

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01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,679
Speaker 5: their inners, just like why the fuck is she soloing

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01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 5: right now?

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01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 2: Not that song? It's not that song.

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01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 5: I like wanted them to see it, you know how

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01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 5: you want that like gratification of being like do you

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01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,120
Speaker 5: see what I?

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01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 2: But no one saw?

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01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 5: And I was just like I finally had to talk

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01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 5: to people after the show to did you like, yeah, yeah,

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01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,839
Speaker 5: we saw it.

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01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 2: It was on the big screen.

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01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 1: My god, So damn, I'm gonna tell one story for

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01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 1: here and then send us home. You are yeah, or

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01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: do you have something I love when you talk? All right? Yeah, buddy,

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01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 1: this is uh, this is clever.

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01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 2: Here it is.

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01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,160
Speaker 1: It's from my heart. Dogs. I did not realize.

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01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 2: But dude, love an I do.

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01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:36,080
Speaker 1: We do love animals unless they're invasive. We love animals.

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01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,719
Speaker 1: I will so if you're an invasive species, we don't

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01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 1: like you, but we do admire.

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01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,559
Speaker 2: We go get it now.

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01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:44,719
Speaker 3: Yes, But when we started the podcast again, we don't

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01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 3: tell each other the stories beforehand. In about twelve episodes

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01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,679
Speaker 3: and I'm like, Kurt really does hit the animal stories really,

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01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 3: I know, really hard.

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01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 2: And he didn't know.

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01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 1: That's what I love about him.

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01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 2: He just was excited.

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01:14:55,360 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I'll have just only bird stories and then

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01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: I'll realize all three stories or bird stories and I'll

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01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: be like, I gotta find another story, and then I

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01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 1: go back and I'm like, I don't think so they're

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01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 1: really good. When I first started stand up, all of

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01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: my stand up was animal related, And it was all

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01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 1: about a comedy club that happened in my apartment when

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01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,320
Speaker 1: I was gone, that my cat performed at.

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01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 2: How did they pay, Kurt? How did they pay?

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01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 1: They paid?

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01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,760
Speaker 2: They paid with the tidy wallet.

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01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:38,720
Speaker 1: That only held one nickel. And someone made it for me, Marianne,

1349
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 1: and it was this big and I still do have it. Okay,

1350
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna tell this story. We're send it home,

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01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 1: send this thing to red and then we're gonna have

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01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: special something after all. Right, here we go. This was

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01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 1: sent in by Lord Gordon Jansfields. Oh are you here tonight?

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01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 1: Are you from Brazil? No? Again, it's on iHeart Dogs.

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01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 1: I have, I mean, I have confirmed that this is

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01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:15,559
Speaker 1: a real story here it does also our fans don't care.

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01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:26,360
Speaker 1: Also besides Canada, all real stories. That's clever, clever. Hero

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01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:30,960
Speaker 1: dog faked emergencies to earn treats. Love it, love it,

1359
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: love it, love it. Let us know the story. Okay,

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01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,840
Speaker 1: we'll be at the It was on iHeart Dogs first. Okay,

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01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 1: it might have broken on some bigger sites recently. This

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01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: is by Molly ween Furter. Molly Weenfurter, who is easily

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01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 1: the moon. I love it that you guys, do it here.

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01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 1: It is in Paris to nineteen oh eight. A smart

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01:16:56,280 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: Newfoundland quickly gained attention for being a local hero. Lived

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01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 1: with a man on the banks of the Center, which

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01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,519
Speaker 1: is just outside of Paris. Actually it's right inside a

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01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:10,640
Speaker 1: pair What could do? A child was playing near the

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01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 1: river and he accidentally fell into the water. The child

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01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 1: was very close to drowning. The brave dog rushed to

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01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,680
Speaker 1: the rescue and saved him. As soon as he heard

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01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,479
Speaker 1: the cries of the child and the splashing of the water,

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01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 1: dog leaped over a near book nearby hedge. This seems

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01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:27,000
Speaker 1: like the plot of Madeline the second Madeline, and ran

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01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,400
Speaker 1: towards the sounds. At the sight of the kid in danger,

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01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 1: he plunged it in the water pulled the child to

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01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 1: the shore. Thanks to him, young child survive and everyone's

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01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,760
Speaker 1: very grateful for this dog's heroic rescue. To show the

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01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 1: dog their gratitude, the family of the rescue child presented

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01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 1: the hero dog with the delivered with a delicious beef steak. Yes,

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01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,679
Speaker 1: throughout throughout this it will refer to steak as beef

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01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,240
Speaker 1: steak and I love.

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01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 2: It, which in France's beefstick.

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01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 3: And that's literally all I know that's all I want

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01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 3: to say.

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01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:59,720
Speaker 2: I think that's le bouf fine with me.

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01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

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01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:04,080
Speaker 2: Also, I'm learning it's an educational podcast.

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01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why I corrected you. I look like

1390
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 1: a terrible nerve. Okay, we love each other. I'm embarrassed. Immediately,

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01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 1: the dog was happy to have saved the child, but

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01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,920
Speaker 1: it was even happier to be munching on a delicious

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01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:19,959
Speaker 1: piece of meat. What's something, molly ween furd.

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01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 2: All right, easy, molly easy.

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01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 1: After saving one child, the dog knew he could do

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01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,360
Speaker 1: more to help out, so two days later he saved

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01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,759
Speaker 1: another child that had fallen into the water, once again

1398
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:35,960
Speaker 1: rewarded with a tasty beef steak. Beef Why isn't there

1399
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,559
Speaker 1: a band called beef steak?

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01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:42,600
Speaker 2: Were captain beef heart? There beef STAPs.

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01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 5: Alter ego like improv only band is called meat hairlistic?

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01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: Something simplistic about beef steak. I will say. These rescues

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01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: soon became more frequent. Out of the blue, a child

1404
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: will fall in with a heartbeat. The dog was there

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01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: to save the day. Every time he received the same

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01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 1: praise and the same delicious feast of beings. With so

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01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 1: many accidents near the river. The neighbors began to fear

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01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:12,600
Speaker 1: that a criminal was going around purposely harm all those criminals.

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01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 1: They knew that this sudden increased accidents couldn't just be equincidence,

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01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 1: so they're grateful that the heroic dog was there to

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01:19:19,479 --> 01:19:22,320
Speaker 1: help during a scary time. The community later learned that

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01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,560
Speaker 1: the culprit wasn't a criminal at all. In fact, it

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01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 1: turned out to the so called hero dog would find

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01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,799
Speaker 1: kids you're kidding, push them away.

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01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 4: The immediately jump in and pull them ahad, Yeah, what

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01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 4: would that human criminal be like?

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01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:51,479
Speaker 1: Not you today? And here is here is why Molly

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01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,840
Speaker 1: Ween photos good.

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01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:57,759
Speaker 2: Nobody else is covering this for dog Bass.

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01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:01,040
Speaker 1: The dog never meant to harm any children. He just

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01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,440
Speaker 1: had a great love for beefsteaks.

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01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:06,960
Speaker 2: Yes, who doesn't.

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01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:16,680
Speaker 1: Give it up for that goddamn dog. This has been Bananas.

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01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:28,840
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen were coming out to the podcast.

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01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 3: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:34,599
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:46,240
Speaker 3: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia hartstart.

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01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.

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01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 3: You can listen, subscribe, and leave us reviews for Bananas

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01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:55,760
Speaker 3: on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

1433
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,479
Speaker 3: quality podcast.

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01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,639
Speaker 1: And don't forget. You can hear every episode one week

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01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,600
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