WEBVTT - Love at First Ox 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:05.640 You're listening to mess Hey. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:09.479 Hello, hi guys. We're here to talk, so you can listen. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:12.879 And that's the public surface that we're providing today. This 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.200 is the talk, so you don't have to talk. We're 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:16.240 doing all the talking today. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.919 Actually, if you if you hear something, you know, like 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:20.239 when you're a church and people be like. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.840 Yes, break break God. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.279 Like if you hear something while you're listening to the 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.440 podcast and you feel like you need to speak or 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:28.920 make an exclamation. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:29.400 Do that. Yeah. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.120 I love when someone is like listening to a podcast 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:34.760 in their ears and then they're like somewhere like Trader Joe's, 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.080 and their. 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:37.280 Offic sudden like damn girl, and they're like who they talking. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.440 To is like, I'm just talking about the pod. It's 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:41.680 actually giving me everything I need by the produce. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.360 Sometimes I see people on the train listening to something 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:45.639 and you see them nodding like. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.400 Or they're like what no way. Yeah. So we want 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.520 you guys to have all three of those reactions to do. Yeah. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:57.520 Yeah, it's important. It's what makes the collective the way 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.440 it is. Okay, so welcome to us. You know, should 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.280 we any mini mini Moe or like rock paper scissors, 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.440 who's going first with that's rock paper scissors. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.760 But how many times are we doing it? Just one? 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:17.520 Ah, let's do it too, okay, right, So what does 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:17.880 that mean? 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:21.039 That means I win? So that means I go first? 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:21.320 Yeah? 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:23.199 Yeah, sure, okay o great. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.000 So, in case you were wondering, visually, I threw out 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:30.560 scissors twice and Sydney threw out paper one time. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:31.600 So she lost. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:33.840 Because you know what, I am trying to go against 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.959 the grain, because everyone thinks because you're a lesbian, we scissor, 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.280 and that's absolutely wrong. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:42.039 We do not scissor. What ch'all do for well personally me, 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.160 I just I just knife. I just lay there. I 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:48.520 just lay there. So I'm actually a utensil that's rarely used. 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:50.920 People use knives every day. 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.080 Oh no, I really don't see they really just be 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:54.600 going in on that chipotlet bowl. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.240 I've never seen a knife. Why do you need a 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.639 knife for chipotlet to cut a bean in half? 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.520 No, you haven't seen those balls there? You mongous like 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:06.520 the burrito bowl. Girl, you ungas is a stretch. I 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:07.360 have a small mouth. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.480 Sydney's getting double meat. I did see a TikTok. There 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.840 was a woman who ate her Chapotle bowl in seven bytes. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.359 That's her mess. That's that is absolutely messy. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:22.120 Seven bites and she had she had doritos on the 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.720 side and wash him down as Hallette cleansing. 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.480 When you watch down the burrito with some dry ass 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.919 fip to shout out to her. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.840 She will be in my prayers, so I'll have her 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.560 for later. Girl. Yeah, you need sophagets in your prayers 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:37.080 because the. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.120 Way I said, I I can eat a Chipotle burrito 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.079 bowl in seven days, like seven bites. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:43.519 Is a lot. 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.000 Yeah, all right, well let's talk about food. Let's talk 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:47.959 about my mess for the week. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:49.960 This is who. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.240 Sydney has heard part of this, but she hasn't heard 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.000 the rest of this. So no, you're hearing it in 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:53.720 real town, so. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:59.440 You're gonna hear me. Really just gag? Were you or 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.519 were you a Gagget me girl? 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.520 I too him a butter knife. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:07.040 Okay. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.880 So the other day, yesterday, two days ago, Sunday, the 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.800 day of the Lord. Yes, I was walking down the street. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.680 It was a beautiful fall day. It's like eighty degrees. 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.720 Shout out to global warming, that hot ass beach. And 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:20.239 I was walking down the street. I went to the 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.400 bakery and to get something to eat. I kept bumping 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.359 into people who recognize me, either from us actually being 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.960 friends or them thinking that we're friends. And I went 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.040 to brunch and when I was leaving with a friend 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:36.360 of mine, I was like, people keep recognizing me on 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:37.840 this block. I don't know what, you know what the 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.040 universe is saying like that's confirmation that. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.839 I'm on the right absolutely. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.560 And this guy in a red Honda a cord drives 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.520 by and he's like, rezay, I love you, and I 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:48.320 was like yay. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.720 And I was like, I don't know. People just know me. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.040 And there was a dude wading across the street and 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.880 he was like, wait, I know you. And I was like, no, 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.440 you don't. And he was like I've been to your show. Okay, okay, 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:00.920 hey there it is now. I have to stop and 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:01.720 really look at him. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:06.040 Yes, he's tall, he's young, he's black. He looked like 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.000 he do arms and legs. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.720 I got an old time that is. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.840 That's definitely I got time you. You might be my 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.880 type type in time. But the way the weather was, 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.400 the sun was like beaming on me, and I had 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:22.600 like a cute little like outfit on I said, is 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:23.640 this my meat cute? 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:24.160 All right? 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:28.200 Okay, So my friend, you know, he makes like a 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.720 tree and he leaves because we don't need you to 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:30.320 be there anyway. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:30.760 He goes. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.640 But this guy is he's holding a bag and I'm like, 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.279 oh what you got that your lunch? You know, like 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.680 cracking jokes, and he's like, oh, I have I got 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:39.760 some oxtails to eat? 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.280 And I said, oh I had. I was stealing mad long, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.400 you know, with this economy and stuff. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:49.000 Thirty dollars twentybot hours for small that's thirty dollars okay 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:49.279 for me. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:53.239 So he's like, oh, well, let's go get you smoke 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.240 still then, And I said, huh. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.440 I love a solution oriented man. There you go. I 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:02.080 love him. May have answer answers to our problem. Girl. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.520 I love a man. Want to chase sapphire card on him? 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:09.200 You hear me? Today's pot is sponsored by a chasapire. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:15.599 So he takes me to get food, right, I'm like, 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.400 what mind you? I just had brunch so I'm full, 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.440 But he's like, let me just later. You could eat 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.640 it later. Yeah, I said, yea, yeah, yeah, you're right. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.200 So I get the specials, which is ric some peas 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:31.640 cabbage and oxtail. The lady fills it up and he's like, 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.520 all right, well, I hope you enjoy your food. And 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.359 we start to part ways, and I'm like, because we 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:39.279 love a generous like ghost like feed me and disappear. 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.240 But this was like, oh, it might could be something here. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.839 Yeah, because you know sometimes when you're in the club 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:45.640 and a guy will get you like a drink, and 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.039 then he's just hovering. He's just there and it's like, oh, 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:49.920 you think you I got you for the whole night. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:51.520 No no, no, no, no, you get your drink and go 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.120 right it's a grabbing go baby. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.200 He's out. But this guy was like, I mean, he 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:57.280 had his food on him. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.240 He wanted to go home and eat too, so he 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.320 was like yeah, you know what, He like showed me 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.800 his Instagram whatever whatever. We changed information and we were 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:07.279 I was on my way and I said, I messaged 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:09.279 the group chat the group and you know, I want 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:10.240 to see the instagram. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.920 You did not send the instagram. Hold on, hold on, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:14.240 hold on. I'm not gonna do this with you right now. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.240 The people can't see it, so you can, I mean, 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.880 the people in the booth can need to see. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.040 Before I'm so visual person, are you I am? 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.359 That's the only way I can picture. I can I 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:29.760 can visually see what's going on is if I feel okay, okay, okay, okay. 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:29.799 Okay, okay okay. 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.120 I don't know if I should show you this first 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:32.920 or if I shall show you this. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:35.000 You know what, you know what? 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:36.880 Actually keep going and then it showed me at the 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.640 end okay, the reveal. Yeah, but make sure you find 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.279 I'm having cute up okay boom so. 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.240 So the next day, the day after I ate the food. 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.400 He messages me and he's like, you know, we're we 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.520 were like messaging on Instagram, like how was it? 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.400 How you feeling? How's your day going? Blah blah hoh 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.839 was it? Keith Lee? Who the fool? Was it? On 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.800 a scale? Does it do once to ten? On? When 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:00.240 the can? I'm gonna get it. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.760 I'm gonna give you it an eight point five. I'm 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.599 even a nine honestly, nine, I mean even a nine. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:06.200 Nine now? 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:07.880 Is it nine because you didn't have to pay? 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.280 Or is it nine? Well? That definitely bumps off of school. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.200 Yeah, absolutely, because free food tastes better every time I 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.200 swipe my card. You're already at a deficit in terms 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:20.000 of there's very salt, right, if that's enough sat right. 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:23.680 It's dry, not enough meat, it's too wet. The rice 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.200 is too grainy. It's not enough. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:26.880 They should have gave me enough food for the whole 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:28.520 week for twenty five dollars. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.600 Right is this? Does this cabbage have an eating disorder? 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.640 Why is it so like so thin? You know? 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.920 But when it's fine, the cabbage has olympic coo o 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:40.120 simpic cabbage. That's what the podcast is sponsored by today 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:45.400 ozempic cabbage sou So the next day, Monday, he's like, uh, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:46.720 because he has sent me a picture of him on 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:51.120 his roof, like overlooking the skyline or whatever. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.960 And okay, but wait is it like is it him 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.119 in the No? No, no, no no, it was just showing 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.480 his legs. No, no, no, no, he had his toes was covered, bro, 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:03.760 this is a what a good Christian man? No, the 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:05.160 toes was walked in. 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.280 So he just showed you a part of his legs. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.200 It was like it was like he had his slides on, 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:11.280 he has some socks on. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.440 His feet were up on the table. There's like a 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.680 whisper of a joint in the photo. It's given cinematography. Ah, 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.840 that is sexual. That is sex, but like like kind 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:25.200 kind sexual but not doing too much. Right, okay, right, right, 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.720 he's not in the photo. I didn't need to We 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.400 don't need to see No, when do we ever. 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.280 Really need to see a man in a photo? Honestly? 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:34.280 On he's on his way out, okay. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.559 The back of the neck, yeah, or just the hand 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.720 in the on the on the corner, right his pov. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.280 You paid for the trips, while let your fingers be 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:41.840 in the photo. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:43.239 You know those photos. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:47.720 So he invites me to his rooftop to smoke and 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.920 watch the sunset at six pm. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:51.920 Right, you know we love a literation. I'm in the 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:52.480 group chat. 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.640 Like I gotta take a sunset my sex husband. Right, 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.880 So I get there, I bring my own happy weed, right, 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.880 i'd be Why will be byle w Well? 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.720 Because you, honestly, we can't. We have to stop trusting 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.680 everybody's weak. You have to bring your own weak because 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.040 you don't even know what they what they filling it with. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:10.760 I don't know, you don't know what kind of grade 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:10.959 it is. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:14.319 Sprinkled some pink cocaine in there? I don't know you 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.280 could have put in bombing fluid. That happened to a 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.520 friend of mine. Oh, they put in bomb in fluent 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.680 in the week and then he lost his voice. He's yeah, 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:25.240 like he can speak, but it's very like low deal. 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:28.520 Yeah like this he sound like the under that. Yeah, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:32.120 he sound like this. Shut. So I'm glad you brought 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:33.440 your own weed. Ss. Wait. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.839 Imagine if you your voice changes like deeper than there, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:45.560 let me hear it. I'd be like, you know, that's 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.480 actually hot. I think that would boost our listens. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.280 If your voice completely changed it, we're out boost that listens. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:55.400 In the sixty to seventy five demography, they'd be like, 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:56.280 oh my hey. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.160 They'll be able to purchase merch. It's okay with some 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:00.880 elders listening to us. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:06.520 But like that's Louis Armstrong into Sydney watching okay, keep going, 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.360 keep going, keep going. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.400 Okay, boom, I'm on the roof. He had like he 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.760 had a bunch of little view rolls with him. He 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.200 bought a lighter. I said, oh, a man with a plan. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.560 He got me a vitamin water. I said, oh my god, 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:21.240 a gentleman who goes to the gym. And so we're talking. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.680 The sun is setting he's playing music. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.920 It's the vibes, is all right, what's the songs? Let 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:26.960 me put it in my spotivoy. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.400 He's playing like some afrobeads. He's playing like a bunch 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:30.280 of random stuff. 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:37.400 It is I don't need no other body, yes, or 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:46.240 he's doing rihanna meu O. No, he didn't play didn't okay, 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:47.480 he didn't play that. But it was a mix. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.960 It was like some hip hop. It was some afrobeads. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:51.960 It was like, you know, I threw on a Doci 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:52.920 song in the mix. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:54.560 He played it. He had never heard of her. And 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:55.920 then he had Victoria money. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:59.640 He gave me some di No, he did not give 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:01.440 me no dig and you didn't play that on the side. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:10.199 But okay, like it's chili right now. Right So I'm 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.280 I'm like, well, I'm thinking of all the things I 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:12.760 have to do. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.160 Like I'm like, I'm I'm gonna try to keep this cute. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:19.319 I came here for rooftop and joint and joint energy. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:19.880 We did that. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.160 I'm gonna go and then you know, maybe prop a 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.560 date number two will be something cute. And also I 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.400 just want to let you y'all know Wes MESSI when 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.440 y'all act like you don't have nothing else to do. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.320 You have to be busy when you are available. That 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.480 is so unattractive when you're like, oh, I just got 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:35.760 you for. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:36.160 The whole night. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.400 You gotta be letting. No, no, actually you're in a two 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.960 hour slot. Now I got something else happening. It could 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:44.040 be somebody else or something else. This thing is bookended. Okay, 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:45.839 you you got me from this to this? 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:46.720 Okay. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.560 The reservation is for two hours. Yeah, it's one hundred 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:50.240 and twenty minutes. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:52.240 You know when you've been in a restaurant like so, I 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.440 we're gonna need you to leave at nine thirty. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.319 That's exactly how you got to table back. Need a 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:01.160 table back, right, So I got there like six. 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:03.440 I don't remember what time got there, but anyway, so 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:04.280 it's getting cold. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.320 At one point he was like, oh, damn, I forgot 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.000 I was supposed to go to a concert today. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.640 I said, oh, you ain't got to tell me twice. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.720 I see myself out. Who forgets a concert? 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.160 But when you're having a good time and at times 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:18.520 going by fat, you do forget. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.920 And I like that. Sure, But he was like he 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.880 was saying, you know, you so good I was thinking 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:25.920 about nothing else but where we at right now? I'm like, well, 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:30.040 what concert? He was like Gunner? I said, oh okay, 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:33.520 I like Gunna. Sure, but you're gonna listen to Gunner 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.680 for a whole show. A concert. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.800 We like three or four of his songs. You need 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.480 to see Gunna on a suspended in the sky like 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:43.880 Pink doing flips. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.840 No anyway away anyway. 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.200 So, uh, somehow we end up in his apartment on 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:50.800 the eighth floor. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:52.440 What you mean all of a sudden we in it. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:53.680 I don't know how he ended up. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.240 We took your two legs and you know if he 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.360 five four fund down the stairs and you went into 0:12:59.360 --> 0:12:59.920 his apartment. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.400 I thought we were walking down from the roof to 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.720 the elevator. Next thing I know, we in the in 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.680 the room in the not the room in the in 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:08.360 the apartment. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.600 So I'm like, oh, well, since I mean, I'm also. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.160 Gonna give myself a tour, you know, okay, washer and 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:14.080 dryer in the unit. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.800 Stop it, It's good, you already got me. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:20.560 I'm already in if you listen before, I would be 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:24.040 like really specific about what I want in an apartment, 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.960 but I forgot about Washington dryer now that's in there. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.040 You gotta have a Washington washroom dryer very like it's 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.160 a new construction. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.080 I could if I crane my neck a little bit, 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:34.920 I can kind of see my block. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.080 Like he lives very close to me. 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.960 He lives very That's so that's a gift and a 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.680 curse and a curse. So we gotta we gotta tread 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.040 lightly with this. Well, let me tell you how lightly 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.840 I have to tread. So he was like on his couch. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:50.000 She was like, are you chilly? 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.000 Like he put a little blanket on, mind you acy blasting. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.040 I'm like, nah, you know, I still have my little 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.280 jean jacket on. I said, no, I'm okay. Like I 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.000 knew I wasn't gonna stay for that long's. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:03.120 Men stay hot, so I understand why they ac He's like, 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:03.880 did you eat? 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.160 I'm like, no, you know, I hay. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.680 But like I it just it didn't feel like it 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.440 didn't feel like I needed to be there really that 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.880 much longer. I wanted to kind of keep some mystery here, right, 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:15.960 So I go to the bathroom. You know, I gotta 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:17.880 see what the bathroom is giving because I'm really trying 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.160 to give myself a tour and the bathroom is qu 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.600 you know, glass shower, blah blah blah blah blah. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.360 Is there a tub? No? I hate see. This is 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.560 what I'm mad at New York. Now. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.920 I don't take baths in New York City anyway, because 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:32.960 that's disgusting. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.160 But I want to have the option. I want to 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.560 have the option. Disgusting because just think. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.440 About it, somebody else has laid the nasty, dirty ass 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:42.760 and soaked in it. 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:45.200 Sitney, So you've never cleaned a tub? 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:47.680 I mean I have, but even with the cleaning, I'm 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.000 still thinking about somebody just so. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:50.680 And you know, some people just prune up. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.160 They just be in there for like an hour or two, 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.440 and after that I just can't get it out of 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:56.680 my out of my. 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.200 Head, Sydney, I'm not doing this with you. You can 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:02.400 clean a tar. So he ain't got no tub. He 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:04.000 ain't gonna tell you. As the shower, I go to 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:08.320 wash my hands and I'm like, wait, what's that? What's that? Wait? 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.640 I know that is not what I think it is? 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.960 In the trash? What do I see the trash? Sydney? 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:22.160 H condom nondrapper? Does he have a roommate? No, a condom? 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:26.560 Wrapper at the top. That means when I was rolling 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.920 my little joint, do you you need some water? 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.800 Somebody out of the apartment, some water, girl, I don't 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:32.400 know where this water. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.760 The girl was too shocked to speak. I said, oh 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:41.080 my god. 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.480 Marie, like, obviously we don't want to be with a 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.680 guy who doesn't get any hose, but we don't want 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:46.840 to know what you got a hoe. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:48.600 Today, mess, mess. 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.960 You didn't even let the seamen dried up in that 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.200 magnum condom. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:53.320 You couldn't wait. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:58.280 It was an irregular trojan rapper, even more reason to 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.480 be like, okay, sir, how good night? 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.560 Girl. Yeah. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.080 I was in the bathroom for like, I don't know 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:04.800 how long I was in there, damn bitch. 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.720 And then I I got back into the living room. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:09.200 I think I sat on the couch for like a 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.160 couple of minutes, and I was like, yeah, actually I 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:15.960 got a lot to do tonight for tomorrow. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.360 I gotta go. And he was like oh, and he 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:19.200 like walked me out. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.200 Girl, Why you do this to me? Do you take 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.480 me on this journey all for him to be a 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:28.160 what mess? Show me the photo I took you on 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.480 this journey. I took you on this journey because he 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.240 took me on this journey, and then we go from 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:37.760 mister Oxtail that's okay, he's basically a Rockefeller. 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:37.800 To me girl. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.480 I was already writing this, the rom com. It was 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.000 like love at first Ox, that's what I got. I love. 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:47.160 Lee Daniels was gonn get involved. Tyler Perry was gonna 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:48.120 be the director and. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.120 Writer like Sleep, gonna hire a light skinned girl to 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:51.560 play me. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.000