Speaker 1: You're listening to mess Hey.
Speaker 2: Hello, hi guys. We're here to talk, so you can listen.
Speaker 2: And that's the public surface that we're providing today. This
Speaker 2: is the talk, so you don't have to talk. We're
Speaker 2: doing all the talking today.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you if you hear something, you know, like
Speaker 1: when you're a church and people be like.
Speaker 2: Yes, break break God.
Speaker 1: Like if you hear something while you're listening to the
Speaker 1: podcast and you feel like you need to speak or
Speaker 1: make an exclamation.
Speaker 2: Do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love when someone is like listening to a podcast
Speaker 1: in their ears and then they're like somewhere like Trader Joe's,
Speaker 1: and their.
Speaker 2: Offic sudden like damn girl, and they're like who they talking.
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Speaker 1: actually giving me everything I need by the produce.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I see people on the train listening to something
Speaker 3: and you see them nodding like.
Speaker 2: Or they're like what no way. Yeah. So we want
Speaker 2: you guys to have all three of those reactions to do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's important. It's what makes the collective the way
Speaker 1: it is. Okay, so welcome to us. You know, should
Speaker 1: we any mini mini Moe or like rock paper scissors,
Speaker 1: who's going first with that's rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2: But how many times are we doing it? Just one?
Speaker 1: Ah, let's do it too, okay, right, So what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: That means I win? So that means I go first?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, okay o great.
Speaker 3: So, in case you were wondering, visually, I threw out
Speaker 3: scissors twice and Sydney threw out paper one time.
Speaker 2: So she lost.
Speaker 1: Because you know what, I am trying to go against
Speaker 1: the grain, because everyone thinks because you're a lesbian, we scissor,
Speaker 1: and that's absolutely wrong.
Speaker 2: We do not scissor. What ch'all do for well personally me,
Speaker 2: I just I just knife. I just lay there. I
Speaker 2: just lay there. So I'm actually a utensil that's rarely used.
Speaker 2: People use knives every day.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I really don't see they really just be
Speaker 1: going in on that chipotlet bowl.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a knife. Why do you need a
Speaker 2: knife for chipotlet to cut a bean in half?
Speaker 1: No, you haven't seen those balls there? You mongous like
Speaker 1: the burrito bowl. Girl, you ungas is a stretch. I
Speaker 1: have a small mouth.
Speaker 2: Sydney's getting double meat. I did see a TikTok. There
Speaker 2: was a woman who ate her Chapotle bowl in seven bytes.
Speaker 2: That's her mess. That's that is absolutely messy.
Speaker 3: Seven bites and she had she had doritos on the
Speaker 3: side and wash him down as Hallette cleansing.
Speaker 1: When you watch down the burrito with some dry ass
Speaker 1: fip to shout out to her.
Speaker 2: She will be in my prayers, so I'll have her
Speaker 2: for later. Girl. Yeah, you need sophagets in your prayers
Speaker 2: because the.
Speaker 3: Way I said, I I can eat a Chipotle burrito
Speaker 3: bowl in seven days, like seven bites.
Speaker 2: Is a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well let's talk about food. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about my mess for the week.
Speaker 2: This is who.
Speaker 3: Sydney has heard part of this, but she hasn't heard
Speaker 3: the rest of this. So no, you're hearing it in
Speaker 3: real town, so.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear me. Really just gag? Were you or
Speaker 2: were you a Gagget me girl?
Speaker 3: I too him a butter knife.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So the other day, yesterday, two days ago, Sunday, the
Speaker 3: day of the Lord. Yes, I was walking down the street.
Speaker 3: It was a beautiful fall day. It's like eighty degrees.
Speaker 3: Shout out to global warming, that hot ass beach. And
Speaker 3: I was walking down the street. I went to the
Speaker 3: bakery and to get something to eat. I kept bumping
Speaker 3: into people who recognize me, either from us actually being
Speaker 3: friends or them thinking that we're friends. And I went
Speaker 3: to brunch and when I was leaving with a friend
Speaker 3: of mine, I was like, people keep recognizing me on
Speaker 3: this block. I don't know what, you know what the
Speaker 3: universe is saying like that's confirmation that.
Speaker 2: I'm on the right absolutely.
Speaker 3: And this guy in a red Honda a cord drives
Speaker 3: by and he's like, rezay, I love you, and I
Speaker 3: was like yay.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know. People just know me.
Speaker 2: And there was a dude wading across the street and
Speaker 2: he was like, wait, I know you. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't. And he was like I've been to your show. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: hey there it is now. I have to stop and
Speaker 2: really look at him.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's tall, he's young, he's black. He looked like
Speaker 3: he do arms and legs.
Speaker 2: I got an old time that is.
Speaker 1: That's definitely I got time you. You might be my
Speaker 1: type type in time. But the way the weather was,
Speaker 1: the sun was like beaming on me, and I had
Speaker 1: like a cute little like outfit on I said, is
Speaker 1: this my meat cute?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, So my friend, you know, he makes like a
Speaker 1: tree and he leaves because we don't need you to
Speaker 1: be there anyway.
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 3: But this guy is he's holding a bag and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh what you got that your lunch? You know, like
Speaker 3: cracking jokes, and he's like, oh, I have I got
Speaker 3: some oxtails to eat?
Speaker 2: And I said, oh I had. I was stealing mad long,
Speaker 2: you know, with this economy and stuff.
Speaker 1: Thirty dollars twentybot hours for small that's thirty dollars okay
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: So he's like, oh, well, let's go get you smoke
Speaker 3: still then, And I said, huh.
Speaker 2: I love a solution oriented man. There you go. I
Speaker 2: love him. May have answer answers to our problem. Girl.
Speaker 2: I love a man. Want to chase sapphire card on him?
Speaker 2: You hear me? Today's pot is sponsored by a chasapire.
Speaker 3: So he takes me to get food, right, I'm like,
Speaker 3: what mind you? I just had brunch so I'm full,
Speaker 3: But he's like, let me just later. You could eat
Speaker 3: it later. Yeah, I said, yea, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: So I get the specials, which is ric some peas
Speaker 3: cabbage and oxtail. The lady fills it up and he's like,
Speaker 3: all right, well, I hope you enjoy your food. And
Speaker 3: we start to part ways, and I'm like, because we
Speaker 3: love a generous like ghost like feed me and disappear.
Speaker 2: But this was like, oh, it might could be something here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know sometimes when you're in the club
Speaker 1: and a guy will get you like a drink, and
Speaker 1: then he's just hovering. He's just there and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you think you I got you for the whole night.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, you get your drink and go
Speaker 1: right it's a grabbing go baby.
Speaker 2: He's out. But this guy was like, I mean, he
Speaker 2: had his food on him.
Speaker 1: He wanted to go home and eat too, so he
Speaker 1: was like yeah, you know what, He like showed me
Speaker 1: his Instagram whatever whatever. We changed information and we were
Speaker 1: I was on my way and I said, I messaged
Speaker 1: the group chat the group and you know, I want
Speaker 1: to see the instagram.
Speaker 2: You did not send the instagram. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on. I'm not gonna do this with you right now.
Speaker 3: The people can't see it, so you can, I mean,
Speaker 3: the people in the booth can need to see.
Speaker 2: Before I'm so visual person, are you I am?
Speaker 1: That's the only way I can picture. I can I
Speaker 1: can visually see what's going on is if I feel okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should show you this first
Speaker 1: or if I shall show you this.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what?
Speaker 1: Actually keep going and then it showed me at the
Speaker 1: end okay, the reveal. Yeah, but make sure you find
Speaker 1: I'm having cute up okay boom so.
Speaker 2: So the next day, the day after I ate the food.
Speaker 3: He messages me and he's like, you know, we're we
Speaker 3: were like messaging on Instagram, like how was it?
Speaker 2: How you feeling? How's your day going? Blah blah hoh
Speaker 2: was it? Keith Lee? Who the fool? Was it? On
Speaker 2: a scale? Does it do once to ten? On? When
Speaker 2: the can? I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you it an eight point five. I'm
Speaker 1: even a nine honestly, nine, I mean even a nine.
Speaker 2: Nine now?
Speaker 1: Is it nine because you didn't have to pay?
Speaker 2: Or is it nine? Well? That definitely bumps off of school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, because free food tastes better every time I
Speaker 1: swipe my card. You're already at a deficit in terms
Speaker 1: of there's very salt, right, if that's enough sat right.
Speaker 2: It's dry, not enough meat, it's too wet. The rice
Speaker 2: is too grainy. It's not enough.
Speaker 1: They should have gave me enough food for the whole
Speaker 1: week for twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Right is this? Does this cabbage have an eating disorder?
Speaker 2: Why is it so like so thin? You know?
Speaker 3: But when it's fine, the cabbage has olympic coo o
Speaker 3: simpic cabbage. That's what the podcast is sponsored by today
Speaker 3: ozempic cabbage sou So the next day, Monday, he's like, uh,
Speaker 3: because he has sent me a picture of him on
Speaker 3: his roof, like overlooking the skyline or whatever.
Speaker 1: And okay, but wait is it like is it him
Speaker 1: in the No? No, no, no no, it was just showing
Speaker 1: his legs. No, no, no, no, he had his toes was covered, bro,
Speaker 1: this is a what a good Christian man? No, the
Speaker 1: toes was walked in.
Speaker 2: So he just showed you a part of his legs.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like he had his slides on,
Speaker 3: he has some socks on.
Speaker 1: His feet were up on the table. There's like a
Speaker 1: whisper of a joint in the photo. It's given cinematography. Ah,
Speaker 1: that is sexual. That is sex, but like like kind
Speaker 1: kind sexual but not doing too much. Right, okay, right, right,
Speaker 1: he's not in the photo. I didn't need to We
Speaker 1: don't need to see No, when do we ever.
Speaker 2: Really need to see a man in a photo? Honestly?
Speaker 2: On he's on his way out, okay.
Speaker 1: The back of the neck, yeah, or just the hand
Speaker 1: in the on the on the corner, right his pov.
Speaker 1: You paid for the trips, while let your fingers be
Speaker 1: in the photo.
Speaker 2: You know those photos.
Speaker 1: So he invites me to his rooftop to smoke and
Speaker 1: watch the sunset at six pm.
Speaker 2: Right, you know we love a literation. I'm in the
Speaker 2: group chat.
Speaker 3: Like I gotta take a sunset my sex husband. Right,
Speaker 3: So I get there, I bring my own happy weed, right,
Speaker 3: i'd be Why will be byle w Well?
Speaker 1: Because you, honestly, we can't. We have to stop trusting
Speaker 1: everybody's weak. You have to bring your own weak because
Speaker 1: you don't even know what they what they filling it with.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you don't know what kind of grade
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Sprinkled some pink cocaine in there? I don't know you
Speaker 1: could have put in bombing fluid. That happened to a
Speaker 1: friend of mine. Oh, they put in bomb in fluent
Speaker 1: in the week and then he lost his voice. He's yeah,
Speaker 1: like he can speak, but it's very like low deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah like this he sound like the under that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he sound like this. Shut. So I'm glad you brought
Speaker 2: your own weed. Ss. Wait.
Speaker 4: Imagine if you your voice changes like deeper than there,
Speaker 4: let me hear it. I'd be like, you know, that's
Speaker 4: actually hot. I think that would boost our listens.
Speaker 1: If your voice completely changed it, we're out boost that listens.
Speaker 3: In the sixty to seventy five demography, they'd be like,
Speaker 3: oh my hey.
Speaker 1: They'll be able to purchase merch. It's okay with some
Speaker 1: elders listening to us.
Speaker 2: But like that's Louis Armstrong into Sydney watching okay, keep going,
Speaker 2: keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3: Okay, boom, I'm on the roof. He had like he
Speaker 3: had a bunch of little view rolls with him. He
Speaker 3: bought a lighter. I said, oh, a man with a plan.
Speaker 3: He got me a vitamin water. I said, oh my god,
Speaker 3: a gentleman who goes to the gym. And so we're talking.
Speaker 3: The sun is setting he's playing music.
Speaker 1: It's the vibes, is all right, what's the songs? Let
Speaker 1: me put it in my spotivoy.
Speaker 3: He's playing like some afrobeads. He's playing like a bunch
Speaker 3: of random stuff.
Speaker 2: It is I don't need no other body, yes, or
Speaker 2: he's doing rihanna meu O. No, he didn't play didn't okay,
Speaker 2: he didn't play that. But it was a mix.
Speaker 3: It was like some hip hop. It was some afrobeads.
Speaker 3: It was like, you know, I threw on a Doci
Speaker 3: song in the mix.
Speaker 2: He played it. He had never heard of her. And
Speaker 2: then he had Victoria money.
Speaker 3: He gave me some di No, he did not give
Speaker 3: me no dig and you didn't play that on the side.
Speaker 1: But okay, like it's chili right now. Right So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm thinking of all the things I
Speaker 1: have to do.
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, I'm I'm gonna try to keep this cute.
Speaker 3: I came here for rooftop and joint and joint energy.
Speaker 2: We did that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and then you know, maybe prop a
Speaker 1: date number two will be something cute. And also I
Speaker 1: just want to let you y'all know Wes MESSI when
Speaker 1: y'all act like you don't have nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: You have to be busy when you are available. That
Speaker 1: is so unattractive when you're like, oh, I just got
Speaker 1: you for.
Speaker 2: The whole night.
Speaker 1: You gotta be letting. No, no, actually you're in a two
Speaker 1: hour slot. Now I got something else happening. It could
Speaker 1: be somebody else or something else. This thing is bookended. Okay,
Speaker 1: you you got me from this to this?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: The reservation is for two hours. Yeah, it's one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: You know when you've been in a restaurant like so, I
Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to leave at nine thirty.
Speaker 2: That's exactly how you got to table back. Need a
Speaker 2: table back, right, So I got there like six.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what time got there, but anyway, so
Speaker 3: it's getting cold.
Speaker 1: At one point he was like, oh, damn, I forgot
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to a concert today.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, you ain't got to tell me twice.
Speaker 2: I see myself out. Who forgets a concert?
Speaker 1: But when you're having a good time and at times
Speaker 1: going by fat, you do forget.
Speaker 2: And I like that. Sure, But he was like he
Speaker 2: was saying, you know, you so good I was thinking
Speaker 2: about nothing else but where we at right now? I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: what concert? He was like Gunner? I said, oh okay,
Speaker 2: I like Gunna. Sure, but you're gonna listen to Gunner
Speaker 2: for a whole show. A concert.
Speaker 3: We like three or four of his songs. You need
Speaker 3: to see Gunna on a suspended in the sky like
Speaker 3: Pink doing flips.
Speaker 2: No anyway away anyway.
Speaker 3: So, uh, somehow we end up in his apartment on
Speaker 3: the eighth floor.
Speaker 2: What you mean all of a sudden we in it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he ended up.
Speaker 1: We took your two legs and you know if he
Speaker 1: five four fund down the stairs and you went into
Speaker 1: his apartment.
Speaker 3: I thought we were walking down from the roof to
Speaker 3: the elevator. Next thing I know, we in the in
Speaker 3: the room in the not the room in the in
Speaker 3: the apartment.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, well, since I mean, I'm also.
Speaker 1: Gonna give myself a tour, you know, okay, washer and
Speaker 1: dryer in the unit.
Speaker 2: Stop it, It's good, you already got me.
Speaker 1: I'm already in if you listen before, I would be
Speaker 1: like really specific about what I want in an apartment,
Speaker 1: but I forgot about Washington dryer now that's in there.
Speaker 2: You gotta have a Washington washroom dryer very like it's
Speaker 2: a new construction.
Speaker 3: I could if I crane my neck a little bit,
Speaker 3: I can kind of see my block.
Speaker 2: Like he lives very close to me.
Speaker 1: He lives very That's so that's a gift and a
Speaker 1: curse and a curse. So we gotta we gotta tread
Speaker 1: lightly with this. Well, let me tell you how lightly
Speaker 1: I have to tread. So he was like on his couch.
Speaker 2: She was like, are you chilly?
Speaker 3: Like he put a little blanket on, mind you acy blasting.
Speaker 3: I'm like, nah, you know, I still have my little
Speaker 3: jean jacket on. I said, no, I'm okay. Like I
Speaker 3: knew I wasn't gonna stay for that long's.
Speaker 1: Men stay hot, so I understand why they ac He's like,
Speaker 1: did you eat?
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you know, I hay.
Speaker 3: But like I it just it didn't feel like it
Speaker 3: didn't feel like I needed to be there really that
Speaker 3: much longer. I wanted to kind of keep some mystery here, right,
Speaker 3: So I go to the bathroom. You know, I gotta
Speaker 3: see what the bathroom is giving because I'm really trying
Speaker 3: to give myself a tour and the bathroom is qu
Speaker 3: you know, glass shower, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Is there a tub? No? I hate see. This is
Speaker 2: what I'm mad at New York. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't take baths in New York City anyway, because
Speaker 1: that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: But I want to have the option. I want to
Speaker 2: have the option. Disgusting because just think.
Speaker 1: About it, somebody else has laid the nasty, dirty ass
Speaker 1: and soaked in it.
Speaker 2: Sitney, So you've never cleaned a tub?
Speaker 1: I mean I have, but even with the cleaning, I'm
Speaker 1: still thinking about somebody just so.
Speaker 2: And you know, some people just prune up.
Speaker 1: They just be in there for like an hour or two,
Speaker 1: and after that I just can't get it out of
Speaker 1: my out of my.
Speaker 2: Head, Sydney, I'm not doing this with you. You can
Speaker 2: clean a tar. So he ain't got no tub. He
Speaker 2: ain't gonna tell you. As the shower, I go to
Speaker 2: wash my hands and I'm like, wait, what's that? What's that? Wait?
Speaker 2: I know that is not what I think it is?
Speaker 2: In the trash? What do I see the trash? Sydney?
Speaker 2: H condom nondrapper? Does he have a roommate? No, a condom?
Speaker 3: Wrapper at the top. That means when I was rolling
Speaker 3: my little joint, do you you need some water?
Speaker 1: Somebody out of the apartment, some water, girl, I don't
Speaker 1: know where this water.
Speaker 2: The girl was too shocked to speak. I said, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: Marie, like, obviously we don't want to be with a
Speaker 3: guy who doesn't get any hose, but we don't want
Speaker 3: to know what you got a hoe.
Speaker 2: Today, mess, mess.
Speaker 1: You didn't even let the seamen dried up in that
Speaker 1: magnum condom.
Speaker 2: You couldn't wait.
Speaker 3: It was an irregular trojan rapper, even more reason to
Speaker 3: be like, okay, sir, how good night?
Speaker 2: Girl. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom for like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how long I was in there, damn bitch.
Speaker 2: And then I I got back into the living room.
Speaker 3: I think I sat on the couch for like a
Speaker 3: couple of minutes, and I was like, yeah, actually I
Speaker 3: got a lot to do tonight for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. And he was like oh, and he
Speaker 2: like walked me out.
Speaker 1: Girl, Why you do this to me? Do you take
Speaker 1: me on this journey all for him to be a
Speaker 1: what mess? Show me the photo I took you on
Speaker 1: this journey. I took you on this journey because he
Speaker 1: took me on this journey, and then we go from
Speaker 1: mister Oxtail that's okay, he's basically a Rockefeller.
Speaker 2: To me girl.
Speaker 1: I was already writing this, the rom com. It was
Speaker 1: like love at first Ox, that's what I got. I love.
Speaker 1: Lee Daniels was gonn get involved. Tyler Perry was gonna
Speaker 1: be the director and.
Speaker 3: Writer like Sleep, gonna hire a light skinned girl to
Speaker 3: play me.
Speaker 2: And then we'll be extras. We'll be extrass in it.
Speaker 1: It was gonna come out by Kwanza man.
Speaker 2: But it was okay, that's how fast Salaberry can take
Speaker 2: it out, you know, show me the bit of hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on. So yeah, I'm mad. I was.
Speaker 3: I was mad like I liked him. I felt like
Speaker 3: if the energy was cute, like it could have been
Speaker 3: something I had something. Well, you know what, we do
Speaker 3: have a podcast. We do have a podcast, and so
Speaker 3: I just want to.
Speaker 2: Let y'all know.
Speaker 1: Anytime you you think you want to get in good
Speaker 1: with us and then you want to be real sloppy
Speaker 1: doppy with it, it's going on the pod.
Speaker 2: Okay, it will forever. We were we were telling somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometime I'm like, is this why these people
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: So they could get talked about it's sick? Well, he
Speaker 2: liked it about the conduct.
Speaker 3: I would girl, how bright red wrapper in the in
Speaker 3: on top Sydney. It's not even like nettle. It wasn't
Speaker 3: like I had to like shake the basket to see it.
Speaker 3: It was at the sister.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was like, if you.
Speaker 1: See you like I got I got girls like you
Speaker 1: better get in there quick.
Speaker 2: I don't need you to tell like.
Speaker 3: I don't even call him in the trash to tell
Speaker 3: me you got girls.
Speaker 2: Maybe he does have a roommate. I didn't ask. Maybe
Speaker 2: damn he would wait wait, hold on, oh that's it.
Speaker 2: That's probably his little brother he is. Maybe let me
Speaker 2: see that's his little brother. Right. Let me see. I
Speaker 2: don't know what are you looking at the tag? I
Speaker 2: don't know. This is him right here? Friend, that's him,
Speaker 2: that's him. I thought you said he was skin No,
Speaker 2: I did not say that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he's not light. That's like my complex.
Speaker 1: That's butterscotch to me.
Speaker 2: If you want to me butterscotch, I would have said,
Speaker 2: he ain't nothing but the devil girl. He's brown.
Speaker 1: He's given Chris Brown. He is, yeah, okay, Marie doing
Speaker 1: this with you Kings Brown. He's giving Chris Brown whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm I think I've had enough of this mess. That's upsetting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, maybe he has a roommate. Should ask you, No,
Speaker 2: was your friend over?
Speaker 1: Was your friend over banging somebody else out by the microwave?
Speaker 2: Was he getting hot pockets? It was hot pocketing. But
Speaker 2: she got me on the counter. It wasn't me. Don't
Speaker 2: keep banging on the sofa. It wasn't a condom. Can
Speaker 2: it wasn't me?
Speaker 3: He's like, actually it was me. Let me see, let
Speaker 3: me say, oh, it is not even my brand.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was a two bedroom apartment
Speaker 3: because I saw the bathroom, I saw the door to
Speaker 3: his bedroom.
Speaker 2: I think it was a one bedroom.
Speaker 1: You know what. Unity drag okay, but we have to
Speaker 1: we have to say the positive, which this is awesome.
Speaker 2: This is also sponsored by the podcasts condoms. I'm glad
Speaker 2: that he's using them. You know, it could be worse.
Speaker 2: He could be out here just in it. Let it
Speaker 2: marinated me.
Speaker 1: I'm not not checking it for nothing, just docking just
Speaker 1: like a like, uh.
Speaker 2: Where do you go? Uh think that you put thermometer, thermometer.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to hear about me? Yes, Sidney,
Speaker 3: please cleanse her palette like that. Lady shouldn't compared to you.
Speaker 3: I should have went first.
Speaker 2: How dare you, Marie? Well, I shouldn't have done the
Speaker 2: rock paper since I should have just went first. You
Speaker 2: should have been rocked twice. Oh my god. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let me look through my list of things.
Speaker 1: Okay, So obviously you know I'm living with a best
Speaker 1: friend of mine and you know she hold me down.
Speaker 1: She been holding me down. You went on to the
Speaker 1: day we die. It's like it's method man, Mary J. Blige, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm living with her, her husband and her two quetes.
Speaker 1: It's sad, but yeah, met Brady Bunch, I'm with her
Speaker 1: and I'm out here.
Speaker 2: I do a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I get invited they know, or invited through you, and
Speaker 1: you know, vice versa. You know we out here, so
Speaker 1: sometimes I get invitations to things, and all of all
Speaker 1: of friends know. If I have a plus one, it
Speaker 1: goes to you. If you're not available, then I usually
Speaker 1: do it for Amina, that's our other best friend.
Speaker 2: And then after that it's kind of like, all right,
Speaker 2: who's available, and it's like any meenie money, momm Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we have an event where that's coming up.
Speaker 1: You got to invite two and you didn't even ask
Speaker 1: me if I got an invite to it.
Speaker 2: You just said I got invited. I know you got invited.
Speaker 2: This is true, but in my head I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, she didn't even see.
Speaker 3: If I saw who was the organizer of the event.
Speaker 3: I said, if I got this, Sidy.
Speaker 2: Also got it.
Speaker 1: Right, So you got invited, you already your plus one,
Speaker 1: you already got it.
Speaker 2: And every year we spend Halloween together.
Speaker 1: It's just that's just how it's been, and we need
Speaker 1: to because actually I put on.
Speaker 2: A costume just to make y'all laugh. That's it. I'm
Speaker 2: very unserious. So Sidney Washington, Queen of Halloween, Queen of Halloween.
Speaker 1: So I invite another friend instead of the friend that
Speaker 1: I live with, and she was like, why would you
Speaker 1: not invite me? And I was like, I don't really
Speaker 1: have an answer. I don't have an answer. She's like,
Speaker 1: it seems like you just want to keep it separate,
Speaker 1: that we live together, but we don't hang out. And
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, but I wasn't Oh, thinking like that.
Speaker 1: Weren't you though I wasn't. Hm, your eye is twitching?
Speaker 1: Is that what happens when you loved? I had coffee?
Speaker 1: I had coffee. I don't know. I just I just
Speaker 1: feel like it's a tough one because yes I should.
Speaker 1: But am I beholden to because we live together, you
Speaker 1: have to be my plus one to everything.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think that if I live with you, you
Speaker 3: should not be invited to anything that I do.
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that?
Speaker 1: And this is why I didn't ask, Hey, Marie, can
Speaker 1: I can I lay on your floor? Can I be
Speaker 1: on your on your bean bag, my highness my highest seat?
Speaker 2: Because I know that that's the stunt that you would
Speaker 2: pull if we live together. I see you when I'm here.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that when I get ready and
Speaker 1: very ready to go, I need to get up, and
Speaker 1: if you're not ready, then that's annoying. I spent a
Speaker 1: whole year back in the day, a whole year just
Speaker 1: going out by myself because I was tired of waiting
Speaker 1: for people and having to be considered other people and
Speaker 1: their feelings and hosting or whatever. I just want to
Speaker 1: go somewhere and just know, Okay, you you gonna do
Speaker 1: your own thing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my own thing. We don't have to be,
Speaker 2: you know, hand in hand or whatever.
Speaker 1: And so sometimes when you have a plus one, you
Speaker 1: feel like, all, I guess this is our night, and
Speaker 1: I don't wanna I don't wanna have to do that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes I'm like, I.
Speaker 3: Can't imagine living with someone, getting ready with somebody, rushing
Speaker 3: out with somebody, going seevent with somebody, work in the
Speaker 3: room with somebody, then having to leave together to come
Speaker 3: back and debrief on me on the.
Speaker 2: Night, like y'all not banging. Well.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that I used to have a
Speaker 1: best friend that we also work together, and we also
Speaker 1: lived together, and we fought every single day every day.
Speaker 1: Every time she would get a blackout drunk, she would
Speaker 1: like hit me with something and I'm like, girl, what
Speaker 1: Like the liquor was not that good. There's no way
Speaker 1: we are shrinking sky vodka now, honey.
Speaker 2: We were getting the best of the best, Okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, I just feel like, it is
Speaker 1: it messy to not always.
Speaker 2: Plus one a close friend. I think that that.
Speaker 3: Person you know needs to recognize that they're not going
Speaker 3: to be on every single list.
Speaker 1: I know, but I now and now I'm thinking about it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, I'll do better. We went
Speaker 1: to like a we went to a tasting or whatever, Amakassi,
Speaker 1: om am case whatever it is.
Speaker 2: We have seventeen course seventeen. I'm Casse and I got
Speaker 2: invited and so I asked her. I asked you. It
Speaker 2: was amazing. It was. It was like three hundred dollars
Speaker 2: per person. It was a very decadent, elegant. Did I
Speaker 2: spit some things out? I did? I did. Sydney has
Speaker 2: a very unsophisticated palate. How dare you?
Speaker 1: Kidney got up to spit out O. The dude was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say.
Speaker 2: Don't even say it.
Speaker 1: Don't say see this is why we can't keep it
Speaker 1: realing the pod. That's that's why we have this. I
Speaker 1: think I gotta say it. I think I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 2: Real.
Speaker 3: You go to like a like whatever it's like right
Speaker 3: below Michelin rated restaurant, and I think it's Michelin. Okay,
Speaker 3: sure it's a Michelin rated restaurant. It's om Casse. That's Japanese.
Speaker 3: You go in the head chef is a white man.
Speaker 3: Are you staying is that mess?
Speaker 2: I'm staying, but I am side eyeing.
Speaker 1: I'm side eyeing because he's given out all the information
Speaker 1: and you know, he's got the he's got the Birkenstock voice.
Speaker 2: And you know he looks good.
Speaker 1: He looks like he should be in the Bear or
Speaker 1: something like that. He did look like, yes, chef, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it.
Speaker 2: It was a vibe. But I still was looking like
Speaker 2: I said, should you be hold of that little to
Speaker 2: cut that?
Speaker 1: Like, I mean he he studied in Japan, so it's
Speaker 1: like it makes sense. But yeah, anyho, I think I
Speaker 1: have to Now i'm thinking about it. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: have to rotate the plus ones where you're not you're
Speaker 1: not available. I mean it's really simple, friend, Like you can't.
Speaker 1: You are not we're not conjoined twins. You don't get
Speaker 1: to go to all the things. You get to go
Speaker 1: to the things that I feel like you would.
Speaker 2: Be good for. But I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I do get her a little bit because
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think i've ever I've been like
Speaker 1: I better be your plus one.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just unspoken. But like if you're like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Picking my sister, I'll be like, yeah, of course, but
Speaker 1: then if you said some some random peron, I'm like, damn.
Speaker 2: But also I don't I don't drink, I don't smoke.
Speaker 2: There's some things that I.
Speaker 3: Write, so I invite I know who to invite smoking
Speaker 3: things into the drinking things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like she was just that a thing last week,
Speaker 2: Like that should hold her over for at least.
Speaker 1: You just went to a seventeen course girl, you was
Speaker 1: just out silent. Yeah, Like people think we're dating and
Speaker 1: that's and for that reason, you're out.
Speaker 2: Mess all right.
Speaker 1: Wow, we really, I mean, we don't even need to
Speaker 1: hit anything that's on the on the docket because we
Speaker 1: could hit a couple things right, Yeah, Like you.
Speaker 2: Know, I know you're looking for an apartment.
Speaker 1: My landlord messaged me yesterday at eight fifty seven that
Speaker 1: the water was gonna get cut off at nine thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 2: Ma'am, you're supposed to give me twenty four hours notice.
Speaker 2: And what did you say?
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't say anything. I'm scrambling to brush my
Speaker 3: teeth and watch.
Speaker 1: You can't say anything because you can't even contact her.
Speaker 1: You gotta hit her on the hot melt the link.
Speaker 1: You gotta eat ride her back on the LinkedIn. You know,
Speaker 1: I think her thing is that optimum dot net. Can
Speaker 1: y'all tell can you tell your great auntie that she
Speaker 1: needs to give me twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Look at that at optimum dot net. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know girl, So was your water cut off?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Then the dude, because she you know, she's always hiring
Speaker 3: some like cheap handyman that she meant yesterday at a Costco.
Speaker 2: He didn't show up to eleven thirty because he had
Speaker 2: a court date. And so God is good. He's on
Speaker 2: your side, like she said this time.
Speaker 1: But she's just giving you, you know, like there's a
Speaker 1: grace period because you know that person's not gonna show up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's also the fourth time in two weeks that
Speaker 1: she said she was gonna cut the water off and
Speaker 1: the guy didn't show up. No, Yeah, he's wild. Now
Speaker 1: that's wild. Now I think you know, are you? I
Speaker 1: think things gotta get start getting deducted. These landlords, you
Speaker 1: just running up and through my house like the tomb raider,
Speaker 1: Like we got to set some boundaries. You can't just
Speaker 1: be saying you can come in when you want. I
Speaker 1: think we need to change the.
Speaker 2: Name of landlord to something else.
Speaker 1: Landlord feels like it gives them too much power, like
Speaker 1: you you know what I mean, like you we got
Speaker 1: to call them something.
Speaker 2: What's the difference between a landlord and a super? I
Speaker 2: think a super does work in the building and lives
Speaker 2: in the building.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's not he don't own you know. Oh right,
Speaker 1: she needs to hire a landlord and I super, that's
Speaker 1: what it is. You're missing a super in the building. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she needs to hire a super.
Speaker 2: We don't have that. Is that the super Mario brothers?
Speaker 2: Is that? Were they supers? I think they were plumbers.
Speaker 2: I don't know the backstory.
Speaker 1: I just know they had overalls and they're like, DoD,
Speaker 1: that's the sound of the poop falling down the pipe.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, okay, here's here's mess.
Speaker 2: Okay. So this woman was on TikTok.
Speaker 1: And she was like, you know, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: up with these parents, but they expect, like us, like
Speaker 1: adults that don't have kids or we're single or whatever,
Speaker 1: we're supposed to give up like our seats, give them
Speaker 1: things because.
Speaker 2: They asked, and she was like, no, I don't want
Speaker 2: to do that. Give kids things yeah.
Speaker 1: Like she was at a baseball game and you know
Speaker 1: when they shoot the T shirts out of the gun
Speaker 1: or whatever. She caught it and the father was looking
Speaker 1: at her like because she was sitting. She was sitting
Speaker 1: right next to a dad in his kid, and the
Speaker 1: dad was looking at her like, get.
Speaker 2: A shirt to the kid.
Speaker 3: You sound like the dad and the son both need
Speaker 3: to practice playing catch. If they had caught the shirt,
Speaker 3: we wouldn't be looking at me, that would we?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But also it's this entitlement. It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love kids, but those ain't my kids.
Speaker 2: Fuck them kids? Those are your kids? Like why I
Speaker 2: really do?
Speaker 1: I like, I try not to struggle with it, but
Speaker 1: like when a parent comes and like, hey can you
Speaker 1: can I can we have this seat?
Speaker 2: And then you go sit in the middle seat no
Speaker 2: thirty two, nopef no, babe, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You give them the iPad and you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: be in the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and text him you got the iyebad, text him, Hey,
Speaker 2: how you doing? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know seeing Imoji's matter of fact, the baby
Speaker 3: don't need to be sitting next to me.
Speaker 2: You should. You could sit here, but the baby gotta
Speaker 2: go to thirty two seats?
Speaker 1: Am I being messy for like agreeing that the parents
Speaker 1: just can't think that?
Speaker 2: No, I don't get they're entitled. I don't think that
Speaker 2: that's messy.
Speaker 3: I've been on flights where I selected a certain seat
Speaker 3: and when I get there, the mom is leaning over
Speaker 3: my shoulder. The baby's trying to look out the window. Hey,
Speaker 3: can he loves the window? Can I please get through?
Speaker 3: I've shut the screen before. No, it's actually pretty bright
Speaker 3: out there, and I need to I need to sit here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, I have cataracts and I need
Speaker 2: to still be a by the window. But I can't
Speaker 2: have the shade. Baby.
Speaker 1: I'm by the window because I chose this seat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those who failed to plan, plan to fail.
Speaker 2: You gonna have to sit in the middle with your
Speaker 2: baby screaming at you the entire time.
Speaker 1: But people are like, you know, we should just be
Speaker 1: more like self aware. But I think people who don't
Speaker 1: have kids, we're thrown to the back. People are just
Speaker 1: like just say, expect you to give up and do everything,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, you don't have any.
Speaker 2: Kids, so it's like, why not, like be a good person. Listen, Listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: Having a kid doesn't make you a good person, and
Speaker 1: some of these kids grow up to be terrible people.
Speaker 2: This is so bad.
Speaker 3: Let's say that right there. More importantly, this kid got
Speaker 3: mad more life to live. This might be the last
Speaker 3: T shirt cannon shirt I ever get.
Speaker 1: Your baby is nine, He has ninety two more years
Speaker 1: left of life to get shot.
Speaker 2: In the face with the T shirt? Can like? No?
Speaker 1: Also, Dad, buy him the shirt. They's selling it at
Speaker 1: the gift shop. Also, Dad, you know you was gonna
Speaker 1: put this shirt on your body?
Speaker 2: This is that's true. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2: This is for you, sir. You barely help your wife
Speaker 2: at the house. She's not coming.
Speaker 1: You should definitely not be getting this shirt for your child.
Speaker 2: You still have guilt trip from people.
Speaker 1: Let them make a you know, a decision on their
Speaker 1: own and don't make them feel like they're going to
Speaker 1: hell for saying no.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: I say no and I smile sometimes Maybe I am
Speaker 1: a Disney villain. No, your baby can't sit here?
Speaker 2: Okay, what you got? You know? I have mentioned?
Speaker 1: Oh, polyester. Can we talk about polyester for a second.
Speaker 1: That's that's mess. All of polyester they're saying on Tiktop
Speaker 1: polyester was canceled because they've given people like, first of all,
Speaker 1: polyester is plastic water bottles and plastic things, yes, that
Speaker 1: are melted down and they make it into like a
Speaker 1: thin thread, and then they sew clothes.
Speaker 2: Out of it. So we're wearing plastic to go to
Speaker 2: the gym.
Speaker 1: We're wearing plastic to like, you know, most clothes has
Speaker 1: polyester in it now if it's fast fashion, and a
Speaker 1: lot of people's sheets and pillows and underwear also has
Speaker 1: polyester in it, and people saying it causes like endemetriosis
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and like when we sweat in
Speaker 1: the gym, like we're absorbing the microplastics that way.
Speaker 2: So people just throwing away polyester stuff. All those people's rich.
Speaker 1: This for me if they might be right about all
Speaker 1: of that, but it just feels like another sign of,
Speaker 1: you know, a ploy for capitalism, Like.
Speaker 2: I'll throw all that stuff out, get some new stuff
Speaker 2: that's like.
Speaker 1: Get you some cotton, get you some vegan cotton that
Speaker 1: you know a lamb hasn't been you know, abused for it.
Speaker 1: Like there's always something you got to be conscious of.
Speaker 1: Everything they're scaring us. I can't eat, I can't wear,
Speaker 1: I can't sleep, I can't sleep. Like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, so you're gonna keep wearing polyester? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: They said something about the deodorant and knock on wood.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm with team Aluminum because it just be it.
Speaker 1: I can't be everywhere stinking. I just can't. I don't
Speaker 1: think that I've ever heard you or smelled you smell,
Speaker 1: but oh I do.
Speaker 2: I do? Okay, Well, you know something about my diet.
Speaker 2: I gotta get it in order, or you gotta stop
Speaker 2: eating red meat.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. More, it could be the fabrics,
Speaker 1: because you know that specific FACI specific fabric. As soon
Speaker 1: as you pop it on, you like, damn, I feel
Speaker 1: like I haven't watched my body in three days.
Speaker 2: It's polyester.
Speaker 1: Probably those body suits, the mesh bodysuits. Is that with polyester.
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff is.
Speaker 3: Like popping up for the new like the fall season,
Speaker 3: and you know ox Bud is the color, and everyone's like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, look, H and M is back.
Speaker 1: When you read the tags on a lot of the
Speaker 1: stuff at like Zara and H and M and like
Speaker 1: these places that you shot not you, just in general
Speaker 1: the people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1: Of it is polyesterraged me. You say, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: where the places that you be. But you go to
Speaker 1: like J Crew and like these places like made Well
Speaker 1: and Mango and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and they're charging five six hundred dollars for something and
Speaker 1: you read the tag and it says polyester. That's a
Speaker 1: good reason to now we're polyester. I'm not paying all
Speaker 1: this money for plastic.
Speaker 2: Who think you are? Stella McCarthy. I'm not paying all
Speaker 2: of his money for vegan leather. This is plastic, is
Speaker 2: Stella McCarthy Vegan leather? Yes? Oh the more you know,
Speaker 2: Macarthy McCartney, you know it is bad.
Speaker 1: We are also sponsored bikes, Stella McCarthy. Yes, okay, that
Speaker 1: is mess the whole situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one really took me on the edge.
Speaker 1: This guy was saying on TikTok he was like, putting
Speaker 1: your pets through multiple surgeries just to keep them alive
Speaker 1: even though they're suffering is wrong. He's like, if they are,
Speaker 1: if it's time to wrap it up, you gotta let
Speaker 1: them go.
Speaker 2: Well, what surgeries?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, like We've had friends that, like I
Speaker 1: had had a cat. It's like the cat is overweight,
Speaker 1: something's wrong with his gallbladder, all this other it has
Speaker 1: cancer and they scooping out the body parts. And then
Speaker 1: the cat is like on a makeshift wheelchair. And then
Speaker 1: the cat you know, has goes into cardiac arrest and
Speaker 1: then they do CPR to bring them back, and then
Speaker 1: crant a cat. And then and then you have a
Speaker 1: friend that like does a gofund me. I need fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to keep Albert alive. Like those people, I
Speaker 1: also need fifteen thousand dollars to keep marillized. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I agree, but you know everybody was in the comments
Speaker 1: that were like you just don't know what it is
Speaker 1: to have a pet, Like it's hard to let them go.
Speaker 2: I would do anything to keep them there, but.
Speaker 1: It's like he can't see, he can't move, he can't poop.
Speaker 1: I I don't want to live stimulate the dog's prostates so.
Speaker 2: He could poop. Yeah, I'm not fingering your puppy, baby,
Speaker 2: but that's because you're not an animal person.
Speaker 3: Even if I was an animal person, I'm look at
Speaker 3: my nails. I won't kill your dog. I am not
Speaker 3: doing this.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, because I obviously I've I've
Speaker 1: had pets a lot of my life. The thing is
Speaker 1: is that I grew up in a home where it's
Speaker 1: like the animal is not gonna be doing better than us.
Speaker 1: So they're like, they're gonna get fed, they're gonna sleep,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get walk, they're gonna do all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But like things like healthcare, Hey, I got diabetes.
Speaker 2: So do so do snowball? Like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: So it's like, first, going to the vet is wild
Speaker 1: for me, Like just going to.
Speaker 2: The vet and how much money people.
Speaker 3: Are so you never so your your mom never took
Speaker 3: a pet to the vet.
Speaker 1: Ramona has passed on, so I can't say this. And
Speaker 1: even she was a loud I was like, yeah, she
Speaker 1: was not going to the vet for any of the
Speaker 1: animals we had.
Speaker 2: Sheba, Sheba.
Speaker 1: I was rollerblading with Sheba, and I don't know, something
Speaker 1: freaked out, you know, the dog, and so it was
Speaker 1: pulling and pulled me into.
Speaker 2: The street and then a fire truck comes.
Speaker 1: Oh, not a fire the biggest truck that you could
Speaker 1: possibly think. This is hold on now, now, hold on
Speaker 1: I don't need everybody listening to the pod ready to
Speaker 1: cancel me.
Speaker 2: Now, let me finish the fucking story. So we wouldn't
Speaker 2: cancel you.
Speaker 1: We would cancel the fire well, oh you know what,
Speaker 1: hold on now. So then so then Sheba goes underneath
Speaker 1: the fire truck and the and we had a chain,
Speaker 1: a chain as a leash, so black well Conda forever.
Speaker 2: So then the chain.
Speaker 1: Kind of like, first of all, I thought she was gone.
Speaker 1: I thought they rolled over the door, I said, I
Speaker 1: thought it was r ip.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna pour out a little you know,
Speaker 2: kibbles and bits. But she was alive.
Speaker 1: The chain kind of like went over, it over her eyebrow.
Speaker 1: It cut her eyebrow, and instead of like she was fine,
Speaker 1: she was, you know, obviously startled and was like screaming,
Speaker 1: and you know, we got a blanket, held her, calmed
Speaker 1: her down, gave her some food.
Speaker 2: She was fine. She had like a little cut. It
Speaker 2: was a little cut, and so my mom was like.
Speaker 1: Three cuts in your eyebrows trying like she was making
Speaker 1: jokes about and I was like we should actually go
Speaker 1: to the ASPCA, like check her.
Speaker 2: She's like she's fine. She's like I'm gonna put some
Speaker 2: neil sporn on it and it'll be dogs, even neils.
Speaker 2: She didn't even check if you could put neil sporn on.
Speaker 2: So now your dog got a big eye and a
Speaker 2: small eye.
Speaker 1: No, did you guys get a new leech and it's
Speaker 1: still the chain. We did get a new leah, a
Speaker 1: thinner chain. Well, just in case something like that happened again.
Speaker 1: And when you know, but yeah, it's that was one
Speaker 1: of those moments I was like.
Speaker 2: Damn, we should have went to the vet.
Speaker 1: And so now as an as an adult, if something's
Speaker 1: wrong with the animal, you're taking into the Okay.
Speaker 2: Well let's talk.
Speaker 3: Let's talk what a lot of people have animals that
Speaker 3: have insurance and they don't have insurance on their bodies, right,
Speaker 3: Like they can't afford to go to the doctor.
Speaker 2: But the dog goes to the doctor regularly.
Speaker 1: Now I'm about to say, what you're about to say
Speaker 1: is mess and but keep going.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just gonna ask you what.
Speaker 3: So let's say you have a sixteen year old cat.
Speaker 1: Yes, the cat needs hip surgery. Yes, surgery costs sixty
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. Are you getting this cat hip surgery?
Speaker 1: It's sixteen sixty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: The silence is so loud.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that cats lay around anyway, So
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, how much do you.
Speaker 2: Need this hip?
Speaker 1: Now, dog, I'm getting a dog a hip. A dog
Speaker 1: gotta go outside, it's got a frolic, it's gotta do.
Speaker 2: But a cat.
Speaker 1: Literally sleeps all day and leans on the side of
Speaker 1: the bed and judges everybody.
Speaker 2: So I'd be like, hey, you know what, Jarama is
Speaker 2: good on his one hip. We're going to hail Marie.
Speaker 1: This is no we're nons that one dating a guy
Speaker 1: if his dog just turned eighteen or nineteen, the dog
Speaker 1: needed hip surgery, and he paid all of this money
Speaker 1: for the dog to get surgery, and he like, in
Speaker 1: his mind he couldn't justify spending that, but he also
Speaker 1: could not imagine not having this dog that he had
Speaker 1: had for almost twenty years. The oh, and the dog
Speaker 1: is still alive, yes, but like, the dog is better
Speaker 1: than me. He ain't got no teeth, but I too,
Speaker 1: am missing a tooth. So it's okay, it's finest.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I didn't realize that SeaWorld was still a thing.
Speaker 2: It is. Where are y'all still going there to whale jail.
Speaker 1: SeaWorld is still even after they put out that documentary Blackfish,
Speaker 1: which I watched, I was my eyes was glued and
Speaker 1: I said, seaworl again, I said, I almost felt like
Speaker 1: protesting in front of seaworks. I said, this is an
Speaker 1: abomination to the ocean. Why are you doing that to
Speaker 1: the to these whales?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I saw Free really really it's like one of the
Speaker 3: first movies that I remember seeing her.
Speaker 2: And you know, Michael Jackson, whatever you think about him,
Speaker 2: that song.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, jump up, and that's when you're like,
Speaker 1: you're like, whales over everything.
Speaker 2: Hashtag whales.
Speaker 3: Listen if whales need sixty five thousand dollars worth of surgery,
Speaker 3: that feels like, you know, more more.
Speaker 1: Than dolls sixty five Okay, yeah, Actually a dog is tiny.
Speaker 2: Why is it cast so much to put these little
Speaker 2: bones together?
Speaker 1: Because I think it's the same thing as all healthcare.
Speaker 1: It's like they prey on people that they know, like
Speaker 1: these people are going to do anything to keep these
Speaker 1: animals alive. But anyway, SeaWorld, the same people who are like,
Speaker 1: oh I care about you know, the endangered species, and
Speaker 1: I care about that, they still line up.
Speaker 2: And they go see these these mammals. How many miser World?
Speaker 3: I just need to see because I just I need
Speaker 3: to know, Like, what are you paying to see these
Speaker 3: animals not really be able to swim that I.
Speaker 1: Feel like a good amount of money, at least at
Speaker 1: least eighty five dollars.
Speaker 2: How much is Disney World?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, but we saw a video of
Speaker 1: you know, these people watching you know, the performance as SeaWorld.
Speaker 1: The whale is like doing this thing and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden it takes a huge dump and you
Speaker 1: see the green everywhere, and they're Everybody's like oh, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, the whale comes back around
Speaker 1: and then does a whole big splash and it's everywhere
Speaker 1: to everybody in the everybody the splash zone is just
Speaker 1: it's just nothing but green, duru. And so I think
Speaker 1: they deserve that. It's a mess that you went to
Speaker 1: Sea World. Yes, yes, I think SeaWorld needs to be
Speaker 1: shut down. Now, what do you say about people who say, well,
Speaker 1: these whales now wouldn't survive in the wild because they've
Speaker 1: been in SeaWorld for so long, they would die in
Speaker 1: the ocean. You think we should just let them go,
Speaker 1: let them die, you know, kind of near their friends,
Speaker 1: or salty your water.
Speaker 2: All of it.
Speaker 1: I think all these people need to be fined. They
Speaker 1: need to be shut down. I'm here for rehabilitating the animals,
Speaker 1: but where do where does it stop? Where you rehabilitate
Speaker 1: them so much so now they can't even be out.
Speaker 2: But the almost didn't. They're not rescues. Some of those
Speaker 2: some of the wheels and some of the dolphins on
Speaker 2: their rescue.
Speaker 1: Seld went and got some and then they like, uh,
Speaker 1: pro created at SeaWorld and now there's like fish that
Speaker 1: have never been born free.
Speaker 2: It's like slavery. Honestly, what now, Marie, Now you're a mass,
Speaker 2: You're a mess. I mean, you know what slavery?
Speaker 1: The camels in Morocco, people getting camel rides.
Speaker 2: That's wrong. I don't believe in camels. I don't believe
Speaker 2: in camels. Okay, you know what else I don't believe in? What?
Speaker 2: Pink cocaine? What So?
Speaker 1: Pink cocaine is something that like originally came up with,
Speaker 1: like like originally came up with like Diddy's documents when
Speaker 1: they first.
Speaker 2: Seized stuff at his house. The one direction. Dude that
Speaker 2: just died. They did the autopsy on him.
Speaker 3: Body had pink cocaine in it, which is a mix
Speaker 3: of ready uh huh, math yes, ketamine.
Speaker 2: Yes, ecstasy. Done it all at the same time. And
Speaker 2: then he also had crack in his system. Nah, stop
Speaker 2: you at the crack. I have never I have never
Speaker 2: done cracks. That's what you're doing. The line.
Speaker 1: I draw the line at crack so I make too
Speaker 1: much money to do. Sydney has money to and I'll
Speaker 1: stand on it. I'll stand on it.
Speaker 2: Craought crack was for poor people were doing crack and cocaine.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't you know, I don't want to speak
Speaker 1: ill of the dead or whatever, but like you know,
Speaker 1: it's just this is a bad time to do drugs.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna put it out there.
Speaker 1: It's a blanket statement, but it's just I at the
Speaker 1: time that I was partying, I knew. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that many people that were o ding that were like
Speaker 1: you know, stuff was laced, everything was pure, everything was
Speaker 1: you were getting the best of the best. When the
Speaker 1: myth was pure, when the method that to be the
Speaker 1: title of the episode.
Speaker 2: When the myth was pure, the sponsor of this episode
Speaker 2: today is organic Farm to table. I mean that by
Speaker 2: Sea Worlds.
Speaker 1: It's been made and produced by one of the whales.
Speaker 2: But yeah, when you were doing drugs, the drugs was pure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never I never had to worry about taking somebody's
Speaker 1: you know, we had to worry about taking somebody's drink,
Speaker 1: but we didn't have to worry about somebody having giving
Speaker 1: you some powdery stuff and you'd be like.
Speaker 2: Damn, I might die tonight. It's like this stuff is
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: You thought you died and came back and now you
Speaker 1: were re born again. Christian, I've had I've had ecstasy
Speaker 1: that good, but never like we're dying. It's so I
Speaker 1: think no matter what people put on the twist or
Speaker 1: the names of the drugs, whatever, I don't recommend. I
Speaker 1: don't think everybody should just it's time to bow out. Gracious, Really,
Speaker 1: we can't do it of drugs. Yeah, yeah, I think weed.
Speaker 2: It is probably okay, maybe edibles or whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, we was cool because I can see what I'm smoking, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what's this?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm I see what I'm smoking.
Speaker 1: But yeah, when you didn't grow it, I didn't grow
Speaker 1: But I see a leaf, it's not drizzled with myth, Honey.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have ketymine g's on it.
Speaker 1: But honestly that now you're giving people ideas. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I never even thought about little bit a melted ketymine
Speaker 1: sprinkled bind. People who smoke weed are not the same
Speaker 1: people necessarily who are doing all these other drugs.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna stop you right freaking there.
Speaker 1: Oh stop me, and I'm gonna brunch a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of people into the people who smoke weed, who vape,
Speaker 1: who smoke cigarettes. They think that they're better than people
Speaker 1: who do drugs. And the way y'all act when you
Speaker 1: don't have your weed, your cigarettes, or your vape, you
Speaker 1: might as well say it's crract, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think that you can lump in weed with
Speaker 2: vape smokers.
Speaker 1: Vape smokers are addicts, And what do you thinkers are addictous?
Speaker 2: What do you think some weed people are? Some people
Speaker 2: some weed people are?
Speaker 1: They wake up, smoke, go down and sleep, smomoke, smoke.
Speaker 2: They're smoking. They're smoking at least eight to ten times
Speaker 2: a day. I'm why I eight to ten me?
Speaker 1: But I will say I've gone to get food and
Speaker 1: been like, well, let's get dessert. Oh, let's smoke before
Speaker 1: dessert gets here, because I know when I come back,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be this.
Speaker 2: Decadoun right Rocotta Jesus. This that's for the experience.
Speaker 1: Like he had all of these different drugs that make
Speaker 1: you hallucinate in different ways. He didn't even know d
Speaker 1: He thought, I don't know, I guess I could fly
Speaker 1: or I guess none of this is real or whatever whatever,
Speaker 1: And you know, he happened to die, like he literally
Speaker 1: fell off a balcony.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's so. That's so Liam, right, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: sucks that.
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is that you you just never
Speaker 1: know when doing drugs. And I hate to be that
Speaker 1: like elder, but I say, I say no to it.
Speaker 2: And also it's because I can't partake and I'm sober.
Speaker 1: So it's really I just need everybody to be, you know,
Speaker 1: just very conscious of not being able to you know,
Speaker 1: black out be I.
Speaker 2: Say, I say, keep doing drugs.
Speaker 3: And I think that we need to change some of
Speaker 3: the names of these drugs, because pink cocaine sounds fun.
Speaker 2: That they got to change the name is something that.
Speaker 3: Doesn't fake, like they gotta change it to something that
Speaker 3: sounds more dangerous. Yeah, pink cocaine is like Lisa Frank,
Speaker 3: it's a trapper keeper with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Pin cocaine is like hello kitty, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like cocaine for the whole family, like what it's doing
Speaker 1: bumps off of sailor moon is wild but also might
Speaker 1: be fun.
Speaker 3: It's like pink cocaine is like Valentine's Day, Coop. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like, that's what it feels like
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, your name.
Speaker 1: So we gotta do a little prayer circle. Every episode
Speaker 1: we put a couple of things on a on a
Speaker 1: prayer list. This week, I'm gonna pray for my mouth
Speaker 1: because I'll be talking too much and it's time for
Speaker 1: me to settle down. Oh yeah, I say too much.
Speaker 1: I went to I went to a party and I
Speaker 1: walked right in. Somebody asked me how I was doing.
Speaker 2: Girl. I unloaded lip. He just took you really told
Speaker 2: him how you? I said.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait for somebody to say how are you.
Speaker 1: When I hear those three words girl, are room it up?
Speaker 1: I'm like why?
Speaker 2: What? Wow? So yeah, put my mouth on the prayer list.
Speaker 2: What else.
Speaker 1: You gotta put Liam's family for, you know, ways a
Speaker 1: little baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks. He's on a prayer list. You putting
Speaker 2: sad stuff on the prayer list?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you you got a one, crazy one,
Speaker 1: real one. You know, you gotta even it out. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put the club on the prayer list. You woul
Speaker 1: in the club on the pearl list, the club in general,
Speaker 1: people pay the club. They're not dancing, they're not wearing heels.
Speaker 1: Remember that lady with the heels on TikTok? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is how you actually had the little Pilgrim shoes on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She she had the woody woodpecker. She had clogs on
Speaker 1: Dutch clubs.
Speaker 2: She did.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just I feel like in the same
Speaker 3: way that like the drugs used to be pure.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why clubs used to be.
Speaker 1: Another reason why clubs used to be different is because
Speaker 1: like people were all in there just having a good time,
Speaker 1: and now people just want to look like they're having
Speaker 1: a good time, and it's like they're posting and shooting
Speaker 1: on these videos to show people where they're at.
Speaker 2: But it's like, but you're not having a good time here.
Speaker 2: We might have to shut the club down.
Speaker 1: You're putting on a pearl list, but we might have
Speaker 1: to just not pray for it and just completely it's
Speaker 1: out the game.
Speaker 2: The club is canceled well because the people suck, and
Speaker 2: that's just what it is. You know.
Speaker 1: The vibes not immaculate anymore. Anything else on the peer list.
Speaker 1: Three do we put ols.
Speaker 2: On the list?
Speaker 3: Let's just put men, the male species in general on
Speaker 3: put them on the list. Y'all need rehabilitation, y'all need
Speaker 3: the lord, y'all need a psychic. Y'all need a maid,
Speaker 3: somebody to clean your house after you have somebody leave it.
Speaker 2: Because girl, I'm like, wow, what a like?
Speaker 1: Cause you know, in my heart of hearts, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's how I'm gonna meet my person, just randomly
Speaker 1: out and about on the street of a story that
Speaker 1: I tell people that they're like, girl, you gotta do
Speaker 1: it's crazy or oh my god, you just crashed into
Speaker 1: somebody chasing your AirPod down the street.
Speaker 2: Like So when I met him, the way it happened
Speaker 2: and the way it felt, it was like this might
Speaker 2: be the one.
Speaker 1: And then I saw the condom in the in the trash,
Speaker 1: and I said I'm the number two person to be
Speaker 1: in here today. You don't even know since you could
Speaker 1: have been number three on the call sheet. Oh I
Speaker 1: don't want to say that, but that's a mess Okay.
Speaker 2: I could have been number three on the call sheet,
Speaker 2: and that's crazy. Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm gonna i'm a way to see if your
Speaker 1: messages me should I say something down?
Speaker 2: I don't know the people in the book. You gotta
Speaker 2: ask the people, ask the people. But by the time
Speaker 2: this comes out, I'm already gonna have done what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so here I have. Let's get into
Speaker 1: our missages. Okay, I have one. My dad's friend is
Speaker 1: recently divorced. Am I messy for one in a day?
Speaker 2: Him? He's about thirty years older than me, but trust
Speaker 2: I'm grown.
Speaker 3: My dad's friend m hm, about thirty years older than men?
Speaker 3: You know she's lying. He's at least thirty six to
Speaker 3: forty years older.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the rest of the information. What did
Speaker 2: he look like? Where does he work? How close is
Speaker 2: he to the dad? Like? She didn't say nothing, just
Speaker 2: sit is it?
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of those things I think we
Speaker 1: should be talking about, like that and then I can
Speaker 1: make an educated answer about this.
Speaker 2: When you send us your messages, please give us the
Speaker 2: who what when we're wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna need that because I can't well. I
Speaker 1: think it's messy to date someone's dad.
Speaker 2: I mean somebody, somebody. I'll be having some finance dads.
Speaker 2: This is true. There was like this viral.
Speaker 1: Sound where people are showing how their dad used to
Speaker 1: look and now what they look like now. And I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: I didn't know they make dads like that.
Speaker 2: They don't make them my dad anymore.
Speaker 1: I was like, ain't no gut insight. They got you know,
Speaker 1: good skin.
Speaker 3: As we said before, that's when the drugs was pure.
Speaker 2: Your dad looks crazy because he's full of pink cocaine.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty four, it's something about the molly just
Speaker 1: makes your dad look like he does leg day every day.
Speaker 2: The molly got too much sodium in it. He's bloating, Like.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think MESSI dating your friend's dad always, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care if he's got money. If
Speaker 1: you know your friend is okay with it, because like.
Speaker 2: What a friend is not gonna be okay with it.
Speaker 2: So if I wanted to day, Samuel, you have a problem, girl.
Speaker 2: If you want an all.
Speaker 3: If I a cheap patient man, that's my type girl,
Speaker 3: the cheap patient girl.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, He's gonna bring the Bible out every day and
Speaker 3: he's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, hello, you all get No, he's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: thank god, you're not get anyone?
Speaker 2: You get? Okay? What's when you which one you have? Okay?
Speaker 3: So my mom is mad I'm not married yet and
Speaker 3: is taking it out on my fiance.
Speaker 2: Let me explain. My fiance and I have been together
Speaker 2: for ten years, engaged for one. You have our wedding
Speaker 2: date set for sometime next year. Vague? Okay. Recently it
Speaker 2: was National Daughter Day and on Facebook she posted about
Speaker 2: my brother's wife and me, But when National Sunday came
Speaker 2: a week later, she only posted about my brother but
Speaker 2: not my fiance. Girl.
Speaker 1: Mind you, my fiance is very involved with my parents,
Speaker 1: always helping them when he can and checking in. I
Speaker 1: understand if he hasn't proposed, but we are engaged in
Speaker 1: getting married.
Speaker 2: What do I do about my messy mom? Thinks you
Speaker 2: got to move the date up? Sis moved the wedding
Speaker 2: to today?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think it's like we're in the age
Speaker 1: where you got to put a boundary between the parents,
Speaker 1: but you got to tell him, hey, mom, I love
Speaker 1: you down.
Speaker 2: But you whatever you feel, you got to put it
Speaker 2: in a journal. No journal.
Speaker 1: I'm grown like it's I'm doing what I want with
Speaker 1: my punkash in my heart and it don't really have
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you until that person, you know,
Speaker 1: either beats me or tries to kill me, then I
Speaker 1: need you to get involved. But other than that, it's like,
Speaker 1: this is the person I want to be with. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter when we, you know, get married or not.
Speaker 1: I want to be with this person. I support this.
Speaker 2: No, you gotta be on board.
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. But it says that they've
Speaker 1: been together for ten years and engage for one. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you need to talk to your mom about
Speaker 1: why she don't like.
Speaker 2: Him, because why does she Why doesn't she like him?
Speaker 2: He's been around for eleven years.
Speaker 1: Well that's the problem is that, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like everybody is in such a rush and they're
Speaker 1: just like, he doesn't know, he doesn't know yet. But
Speaker 1: I think I now, I think it makes more sense
Speaker 1: to wait. It out because you don't even know who
Speaker 1: somebody is until after like three.
Speaker 2: Four, ten years. I know you.
Speaker 3: I know what your farts smell like, I know what
Speaker 3: your toes look like. I know I know what your
Speaker 3: nose hair length is. I know you at ten years
Speaker 3: were on the Air's tour or on the air. So
Speaker 3: people change, there's eras of people and you have to there's.
Speaker 1: The like I'm a bum, I gotta get my life together,
Speaker 1: and then it's not ooh, now I'm resurrected. I'm doing better,
Speaker 1: I'm going in to the gym, I got a better job.
Speaker 1: And then it's like, oh wow, I'm going through this
Speaker 1: weird transition midlife crisis. Like there's so many different times
Speaker 1: that where people are changing and you got to go
Speaker 1: through all of it before you say, hey, I want
Speaker 1: to settle down with that. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is really all that messy.
Speaker 3: National Sunday, National Daughter Day, those are not real holidays,
Speaker 3: bab So, I don't really think that your mom was
Speaker 3: being messy. You know, she's probably a woman of a
Speaker 3: particular age. She probably forgot about him.
Speaker 2: That's a lie, you mom.
Speaker 1: You think that they forget, but yo, they're intentional with
Speaker 1: their shade. They'll let you know, they'll put something in
Speaker 1: all caps, so you know, yeah, but it'll be like
Speaker 1: months later you'd be like, wait what.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom and my sister are in.
Speaker 1: A little tiff right now because apparently this time last year,
Speaker 1: when my sister was looking for a job, my mom
Speaker 1: and like the church were praying for my sister to
Speaker 1: get a job, and my sister was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I get a job, you know, I'll I'll
Speaker 2: donate my first check to the church or whatever she said.
Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know how people be talking.
Speaker 2: And my sister got this new job, and my mom
Speaker 2: was like, well, where's the check, And my sister was like.
Speaker 1: And she was like, you know, I'll give him ten percent,
Speaker 1: I'll give him some of the next check. And my
Speaker 1: mom is mad that she didn't give her a her
Speaker 1: whole first check well to the church. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: hate kind of being with your mom. But why would
Speaker 1: she say that, Why would.
Speaker 2: She tell your mom that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if she said it
Speaker 1: or if my mom said it. Somebody said that the
Speaker 1: whole check should go to the church. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm it's so many people in the church given tides.
Speaker 1: You don't need my whole check. I'm sorry, babe.
Speaker 2: Why does the pastor not have a job? What? Why
Speaker 2: is this? I flowed dollars?
Speaker 1: Like a real question, Like I think pastor such and
Speaker 1: such needs to get up and go on down.
Speaker 2: Sound like he need to pray for himself to get
Speaker 2: a job. That's why.
Speaker 1: Now that's a mass telling the pastor. But he's like,
Speaker 1: being a pastor is my job. And it's like you
Speaker 1: work one day a week, babe. Like I want to
Speaker 1: know do pastors like fill out W two forms? Like
Speaker 1: how does it work?
Speaker 2: Like? Who pays this? I feel like separation of churches? Stay,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think that churches paid taxes, right,
Speaker 2: do they? No?
Speaker 1: She gets taxed on her check and then she's giving
Speaker 1: it to this man and he's not getting taxed on it.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Wait should we be pastors? Oh well I
Speaker 1: gathered here today?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no.
Speaker 1: Jury, Okay, Oh let's start a church. That's the name
Speaker 1: of the podcast. What would it be the name of
Speaker 1: the church? Yeah, something tabernacles?
Speaker 2: No, you know, I'm so basic. I'll be like it
Speaker 2: just be called church. That's it. Church. Church. The church.
Speaker 2: Where you guys going to the church. Oh, that could
Speaker 2: be that could actually be kind of cute. Actually the church.
Speaker 1: The church by Marie Boston in the City Object. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have a last one, or maybe we'll have time
Speaker 1: for one more. But is it messy that my friend
Speaker 1: never posts me on her social media? Especially on my birthday?
Speaker 1: I brought it up to her and she kind of
Speaker 1: gave me social media isn't real, but it's real whenever
Speaker 1: her daughter or her other friends have something going on.
Speaker 2: Am I being weird? What should I do? I need
Speaker 2: to see a picture of both of the friends. Shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up.
Speaker 3: I need to see a photo of both of the girls,
Speaker 3: and I need to throw the daughter in there for
Speaker 3: good measure.
Speaker 2: I need to see what everybody looks like. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna levera. I'm a visual person. Is wrong? Social media?
Speaker 2: Is it real? It is?
Speaker 3: It's it's real enough to like pay a lot of
Speaker 3: people's bills. It's true, it's a billion dollar industry.
Speaker 1: But go outside, you know, maybe you'll meet a man
Speaker 1: who buys you food and is a whole you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, go onside and do something else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, like I think after Well, also I need
Speaker 1: to know, like how many followers your friend has, like
Speaker 1: you know she got like seventy eight, yeah, like or
Speaker 1: you know, is she an influencer, because then like her
Speaker 1: page might be a business page, and then like if
Speaker 1: you're not a friend that's in her you know, business,
Speaker 1: then it's like I have friends that are not in comedy.
Speaker 1: I don't post them because it's like I don't know
Speaker 1: who's following me, these random people. People tell me all
Speaker 1: the time, Oh one of your follows hit me up,
Speaker 1: and it's like, you post your kids.
Speaker 2: You don't want me.
Speaker 1: You don't want to deal with the random people that
Speaker 1: are into what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to protect you, That's what I'm saying. Wow,
Speaker 2: a public service announcement from SELO. Your eyebrows look crazy.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, it's like Nixon eyebrows. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll put you on my page.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I barely want to post myself. I barely want to
Speaker 1: post me. So I think you know you have to.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If you talk to your friend.
Speaker 1: I think the friends should kind of at least be
Speaker 1: open to well, let me figure out let me put
Speaker 1: you into dumps or something like that.
Speaker 2: You know, O, your friend in the dump? What's wrong
Speaker 2: with that? Your friend in the dumb? There we go.
Speaker 1: That's the solution to your mess friend, throw your friend
Speaker 1: in the dump, in the dump, or maybe the stories.
Speaker 1: I think the stories is easy because it leaves just
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. You know, it's just twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't even really needed to be the full
Speaker 1: twenty four You can quietly delete it after quiet ladily. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you just post a story and just send it
Speaker 1: to them and make it look like you posted it
Speaker 1: to your stories, but you really just sent them.
Speaker 2: No, because I'm gonna go to your thing and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: let me see what else you posted, and I'm not there.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're on this because that I would
Speaker 1: have got somebody caught up, caught.
Speaker 2: Out there just so much. Right now, Well, this was great.
Speaker 2: Another successful messy moment with Marie and.
Speaker 1: Said the most successful messy moments of Brian said, I
Speaker 1: really really enjoyed this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't forget to come see us live. We'll have
Speaker 3: some dates for you guys very soon. They should be
Speaker 3: up right now. Yeah, by the time it's the row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're pretty much we're on tour now bizactly.
Speaker 1: So yeah, make sure you send us your miss jeez,
Speaker 1: and you know, be really specific.
Speaker 2: You don't write us a story starting out with something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have sent us photos before. I don't
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we love attachment. I love to read more love
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Speaker 3: We actually have a number for you to call if
Speaker 3: you want to leave us a message. Call us, call
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you listen.
Speaker 1: Put your best sexy Luther Vandros voice on for us,
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Speaker 2: Know we should play these messages. We will play these messages. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The number that you can call with your messages is
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Speaker 2: Oh. I can't wait to hear your gorgeous voices. Can't
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Speaker 3: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
Speaker 3: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created
Speaker 3: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced
Speaker 3: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,
Speaker 3: Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.
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