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Speaker 2: Hello, hi guys. We're here to talk, so you can listen.

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Speaker 2: And that's the public surface that we're providing today. This

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Speaker 2: is the talk, so you don't have to talk. We're

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Speaker 2: doing all the talking today.

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Speaker 1: Actually, if you if you hear something, you know, like

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Speaker 1: when you're a church and people be like.

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Speaker 2: Yes, break break God.

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Speaker 1: Like if you hear something while you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: podcast and you feel like you need to speak or

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Speaker 1: make an exclamation.

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Speaker 2: Do that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love when someone is like listening to a podcast

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Speaker 1: in their ears and then they're like somewhere like Trader Joe's,

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Speaker 1: and their.

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Speaker 2: Offic sudden like damn girl, and they're like who they talking.

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Speaker 1: To is like, I'm just talking about the pod. It's

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Speaker 1: actually giving me everything I need by the produce.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I see people on the train listening to something

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Speaker 3: and you see them nodding like.

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Speaker 2: Or they're like what no way. Yeah. So we want

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Speaker 2: you guys to have all three of those reactions to do. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's important. It's what makes the collective the way

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Speaker 1: it is. Okay, so welcome to us. You know, should

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Speaker 1: we any mini mini Moe or like rock paper scissors,

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Speaker 1: who's going first with that's rock paper scissors.

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Speaker 2: But how many times are we doing it? Just one?

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Speaker 1: Ah, let's do it too, okay, right, So what does

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Speaker 1: that mean?

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Speaker 2: That means I win? So that means I go first?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, okay o great.

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Speaker 3: So, in case you were wondering, visually, I threw out

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Speaker 3: scissors twice and Sydney threw out paper one time.

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Speaker 2: So she lost.

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Speaker 1: Because you know what, I am trying to go against

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Speaker 1: the grain, because everyone thinks because you're a lesbian, we scissor,

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Speaker 1: and that's absolutely wrong.

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Speaker 2: We do not scissor. What ch'all do for well personally me,

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Speaker 2: I just I just knife. I just lay there. I

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Speaker 2: People use knives every day.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I really don't see they really just be

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Speaker 1: going in on that chipotlet bowl.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen a knife. Why do you need a

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Speaker 1: No, you haven't seen those balls there? You mongous like

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Speaker 1: the burrito bowl. Girl, you ungas is a stretch. I

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Speaker 2: Sydney's getting double meat. I did see a TikTok. There

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Speaker 2: That's her mess. That's that is absolutely messy.

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Speaker 3: Seven bites and she had she had doritos on the

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Speaker 1: When you watch down the burrito with some dry ass

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Speaker 2: She will be in my prayers, so I'll have her

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Speaker 2: for later. Girl. Yeah, you need sophagets in your prayers

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Speaker 2: because the.

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Speaker 3: Way I said, I I can eat a Chipotle burrito

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Speaker 3: bowl in seven days, like seven bites.

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Speaker 2: Is a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well let's talk about food. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: about my mess for the week.

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Speaker 2: This is who.

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Speaker 3: Sydney has heard part of this, but she hasn't heard

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Speaker 3: the rest of this. So no, you're hearing it in

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear me. Really just gag? Were you or

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Speaker 3: I too him a butter knife.

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Speaker 3: So the other day, yesterday, two days ago, Sunday, the

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Speaker 3: I was walking down the street. I went to the

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Speaker 3: And this guy in a red Honda a cord drives

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know. People just know me.

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Speaker 2: he was like, wait, I know you. And I was like, no,

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Speaker 3: Yes, he's tall, he's young, he's black. He looked like

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Speaker 1: That's definitely I got time you. You might be my

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Speaker 1: like a cute little like outfit on I said, is

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Speaker 1: this my meat cute?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So my friend, you know, he makes like a

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Speaker 3: But this guy is he's holding a bag and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: oh what you got that your lunch? You know, like

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Speaker 2: And I said, oh I had. I was stealing mad long,

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Speaker 1: Thirty dollars twentybot hours for small that's thirty dollars okay

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Speaker 3: So he's like, oh, well, let's go get you smoke

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Speaker 2: I love a solution oriented man. There you go. I

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Speaker 2: love him. May have answer answers to our problem. Girl.

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Speaker 2: I love a man. Want to chase sapphire card on him?

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Speaker 2: You hear me? Today's pot is sponsored by a chasapire.

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Speaker 3: So he takes me to get food, right, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: what mind you? I just had brunch so I'm full,

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Speaker 3: But he's like, let me just later. You could eat

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Speaker 3: it later. Yeah, I said, yea, yeah, yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 3: So I get the specials, which is ric some peas

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Speaker 2: But this was like, oh, it might could be something here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know sometimes when you're in the club

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, you get your drink and go

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Speaker 1: right it's a grabbing go baby.

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Speaker 2: He's out. But this guy was like, I mean, he

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Speaker 2: had his food on him.

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Speaker 1: He wanted to go home and eat too, so he

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Speaker 1: was like yeah, you know what, He like showed me

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Speaker 1: I was on my way and I said, I messaged

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Speaker 2: You did not send the instagram. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 2: hold on. I'm not gonna do this with you right now.

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Speaker 3: The people can't see it, so you can, I mean,

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Speaker 2: Before I'm so visual person, are you I am?

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Speaker 1: That's the only way I can picture. I can I

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I should show you this first

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Speaker 2: You know what, you know what?

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Speaker 1: Actually keep going and then it showed me at the

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Speaker 1: end okay, the reveal. Yeah, but make sure you find

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Speaker 1: I'm having cute up okay boom so.

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Speaker 2: So the next day, the day after I ate the food.

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Speaker 3: He messages me and he's like, you know, we're we

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Speaker 2: How you feeling? How's your day going? Blah blah hoh

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Speaker 2: was it? Keith Lee? Who the fool? Was it? On

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Speaker 2: a scale? Does it do once to ten? On? When

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Speaker 2: the can? I'm gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you it an eight point five. I'm

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Speaker 1: even a nine honestly, nine, I mean even a nine.

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Speaker 2: Or is it nine? Well? That definitely bumps off of school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, because free food tastes better every time I

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Speaker 1: swipe my card. You're already at a deficit in terms

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Speaker 2: It's dry, not enough meat, it's too wet. The rice

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Speaker 2: Right is this? Does this cabbage have an eating disorder?

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Speaker 3: But when it's fine, the cabbage has olympic coo o

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Speaker 3: ozempic cabbage sou So the next day, Monday, he's like, uh,

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Speaker 1: And okay, but wait is it like is it him

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Speaker 1: in the No? No, no, no no, it was just showing

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Speaker 1: his legs. No, no, no, no, he had his toes was covered, bro,

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Speaker 1: this is a what a good Christian man? No, the

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Speaker 2: So he just showed you a part of his legs.

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Speaker 3: It was like it was like he had his slides on,

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Speaker 1: His feet were up on the table. There's like a

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Speaker 1: that is sexual. That is sex, but like like kind

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Speaker 1: he's not in the photo. I didn't need to We

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Speaker 1: don't need to see No, when do we ever.

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Speaker 2: Really need to see a man in a photo? Honestly?

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Speaker 2: On he's on his way out, okay.

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Speaker 1: The back of the neck, yeah, or just the hand

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Speaker 1: in the on the on the corner, right his pov.

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Speaker 1: You paid for the trips, while let your fingers be

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Speaker 2: You know those photos.

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Speaker 1: So he invites me to his rooftop to smoke and

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Speaker 1: watch the sunset at six pm.

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Speaker 2: Right, you know we love a literation. I'm in the

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Speaker 2: group chat.

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Speaker 3: Like I gotta take a sunset my sex husband. Right,

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Speaker 3: So I get there, I bring my own happy weed, right,

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Speaker 3: i'd be Why will be byle w Well?

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Speaker 1: Because you, honestly, we can't. We have to stop trusting

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Speaker 1: everybody's weak. You have to bring your own weak because

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Speaker 1: you don't even know what they what they filling it with.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, you don't know what kind of grade

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 1: Sprinkled some pink cocaine in there? I don't know you

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Speaker 2: But like that's Louis Armstrong into Sydney watching okay, keep going,

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Speaker 3: Okay, boom, I'm on the roof. He had like he

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Speaker 2: He played it. He had never heard of her. And

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Speaker 3: Like I'm like, I'm I'm gonna try to keep this cute.

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Speaker 3: The reservation is for two hours. Yeah, it's one hundred

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Speaker 1: You know when you've been in a restaurant like so, I

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Speaker 2: That's exactly how you got to table back. Need a

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Speaker 3: I don't remember what time got there, but anyway, so

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Speaker 1: At one point he was like, oh, damn, I forgot

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Speaker 1: But when you're having a good time and at times

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Speaker 2: And I like that. Sure, But he was like he

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Speaker 2: I like Gunna. Sure, but you're gonna listen to Gunner

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Speaker 3: We like three or four of his songs. You need

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Speaker 2: I don't know how he ended up.

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Speaker 1: We took your two legs and you know if he

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Speaker 3: I thought we were walking down from the roof to

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, well, since I mean, I'm also.

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Speaker 1: Gonna give myself a tour, you know, okay, washer and

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Speaker 2: Stop it, It's good, you already got me.

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Speaker 1: I'm already in if you listen before, I would be

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Speaker 1: like really specific about what I want in an apartment,

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Speaker 2: You gotta have a Washington washroom dryer very like it's

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Speaker 3: I could if I crane my neck a little bit,

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Speaker 3: I can kind of see my block.

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Speaker 2: Like he lives very close to me.

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Speaker 1: He lives very That's so that's a gift and a

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Speaker 1: curse and a curse. So we gotta we gotta tread

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Speaker 1: lightly with this. Well, let me tell you how lightly

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Speaker 1: I have to tread. So he was like on his couch.

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Speaker 3: Like he put a little blanket on, mind you acy blasting.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, nah, you know, I still have my little

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Speaker 1: Men stay hot, so I understand why they ac He's like,

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Speaker 1: did you eat?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you know, I hay.

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Speaker 3: But like I it just it didn't feel like it

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Speaker 3: didn't feel like I needed to be there really that

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Speaker 3: So I go to the bathroom. You know, I gotta

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Speaker 3: you know, glass shower, blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Is there a tub? No? I hate see. This is

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Speaker 2: what I'm mad at New York. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't take baths in New York City anyway, because

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Speaker 1: that's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: But I want to have the option. I want to

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Speaker 2: have the option. Disgusting because just think.

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Speaker 1: About it, somebody else has laid the nasty, dirty ass

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Speaker 1: and soaked in it.

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Speaker 2: Sitney, So you've never cleaned a tub?

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Speaker 1: I mean I have, but even with the cleaning, I'm

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Speaker 2: And you know, some people just prune up.

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Speaker 1: They just be in there for like an hour or two,

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Speaker 2: Head, Sydney, I'm not doing this with you. You can

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Speaker 2: clean a tar. So he ain't got no tub. He

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Speaker 2: ain't gonna tell you. As the shower, I go to

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Speaker 2: wash my hands and I'm like, wait, what's that? What's that? Wait?

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Speaker 2: I know that is not what I think it is?

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Speaker 2: In the trash? What do I see the trash? Sydney?

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Speaker 2: H condom nondrapper? Does he have a roommate? No, a condom?

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Speaker 3: Wrapper at the top. That means when I was rolling

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Speaker 3: my little joint, do you you need some water?

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Speaker 1: Somebody out of the apartment, some water, girl, I don't

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Speaker 1: know where this water.

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Speaker 2: The girl was too shocked to speak. I said, oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 3: Marie, like, obviously we don't want to be with a

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Speaker 3: guy who doesn't get any hose, but we don't want

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Speaker 3: to know what you got a hoe.

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Speaker 2: Today, mess, mess.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even let the seamen dried up in that

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Speaker 2: You couldn't wait.

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Speaker 3: It was an irregular trojan rapper, even more reason to

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Speaker 3: be like, okay, sir, how good night?

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Speaker 2: Girl. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom for like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: And then I I got back into the living room.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go. And he was like oh, and he

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Speaker 1: Girl, Why you do this to me? Do you take

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Speaker 1: me on this journey all for him to be a

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Speaker 1: what mess? Show me the photo I took you on

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Speaker 1: took me on this journey, and then we go from

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Speaker 1: mister Oxtail that's okay, he's basically a Rockefeller.

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Speaker 2: To me girl.

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Speaker 1: I was already writing this, the rom com. It was

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Speaker 1: Lee Daniels was gonn get involved. Tyler Perry was gonna

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Speaker 1: be the director and.

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Speaker 3: Writer like Sleep, gonna hire a light skinned girl to

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Speaker 3: play me.

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Speaker 2: And then we'll be extras. We'll be extrass in it.

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Speaker 1: It was gonna come out by Kwanza man.

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Speaker 2: But it was okay, that's how fast Salaberry can take

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Speaker 2: it out, you know, show me the bit of hold on,

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Speaker 3: I was mad like I liked him. I felt like

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Speaker 3: something I had something. Well, you know what, we do

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Speaker 3: I just want to.

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Speaker 2: Let y'all know.

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Speaker 1: Anytime you you think you want to get in good

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Speaker 2: Okay, it will forever. We were we were telling somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometime I'm like, is this why these people

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Speaker 2: So they could get talked about it's sick? Well, he

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Speaker 3: I would girl, how bright red wrapper in the in

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Speaker 3: on top Sydney. It's not even like nettle. It wasn't

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Speaker 3: It was at the sister.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he was like, if you.

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Speaker 1: See you like I got I got girls like you

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Speaker 1: better get in there quick.

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Speaker 2: I don't need you to tell like.

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Speaker 3: I don't even call him in the trash to tell

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Speaker 3: me you got girls.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he does have a roommate. I didn't ask. Maybe

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Speaker 2: damn he would wait wait, hold on, oh that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's probably his little brother he is. Maybe let me

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Speaker 2: see that's his little brother. Right. Let me see. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what are you looking at the tag? I

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Speaker 2: don't know. This is him right here? Friend, that's him,

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Speaker 2: that's him. I thought you said he was skin No,

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Speaker 2: I did not say that.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean he's not light. That's like my complex.

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Speaker 1: That's butterscotch to me.

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Speaker 2: If you want to me butterscotch, I would have said,

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Speaker 1: He's given Chris Brown. He is, yeah, okay, Marie doing

443
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,119
Speaker 1: this with you Kings Brown. He's giving Chris Brown whatever.

444
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm I think I've had enough of this mess. That's upsetting.

445
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, maybe he has a roommate. Should ask you, No,

446
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:08,960
Speaker 2: was your friend over?

447
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,840
Speaker 1: Was your friend over banging somebody else out by the microwave?

448
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,679
Speaker 2: Was he getting hot pockets? It was hot pocketing. But

449
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,400
Speaker 2: she got me on the counter. It wasn't me. Don't

450
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,400
Speaker 2: keep banging on the sofa. It wasn't a condom. Can

451
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,200
Speaker 2: it wasn't me?

452
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,480
Speaker 3: He's like, actually it was me. Let me see, let

453
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,240
Speaker 3: me say, oh, it is not even my brand.

454
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:29,719
Speaker 2: Girl.

455
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,600
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was a two bedroom apartment

456
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,680
Speaker 3: because I saw the bathroom, I saw the door to

457
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,400
Speaker 3: his bedroom.

458
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,680
Speaker 2: I think it was a one bedroom.

459
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,159
Speaker 1: You know what. Unity drag okay, but we have to

460
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,639
Speaker 1: we have to say the positive, which this is awesome.

461
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,320
Speaker 2: This is also sponsored by the podcasts condoms. I'm glad

462
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,000
Speaker 2: that he's using them. You know, it could be worse.

463
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,639
Speaker 2: He could be out here just in it. Let it

464
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,879
Speaker 2: marinated me.

465
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm not not checking it for nothing, just docking just

466
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,240
Speaker 1: like a like, uh.

467
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,600
Speaker 2: Where do you go? Uh think that you put thermometer, thermometer.

468
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to hear about me? Yes, Sidney,

469
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 3: please cleanse her palette like that. Lady shouldn't compared to you.

470
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 3: I should have went first.

471
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 2: How dare you, Marie? Well, I shouldn't have done the

472
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,159
Speaker 2: rock paper since I should have just went first. You

473
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,080
Speaker 2: should have been rocked twice. Oh my god. Okay, all right,

474
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 2: let me look through my list of things.

475
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,880
Speaker 1: Okay, So obviously you know I'm living with a best

476
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 1: friend of mine and you know she hold me down.

477
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,399
Speaker 1: She been holding me down. You went on to the

478
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 1: day we die. It's like it's method man, Mary J. Blige, Like,

479
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm living with her, her husband and her two quetes.

480
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 1: It's sad, but yeah, met Brady Bunch, I'm with her

481
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 1: and I'm out here.

482
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: I do a lot of things.

483
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 1: I get invited they know, or invited through you, and

484
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 1: you know, vice versa. You know we out here, so

485
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 1: sometimes I get invitations to things, and all of all

486
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 1: of friends know. If I have a plus one, it

487
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 1: goes to you. If you're not available, then I usually

488
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 1: do it for Amina, that's our other best friend.

489
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 2: And then after that it's kind of like, all right,

490
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 2: who's available, and it's like any meenie money, momm Yeah.

491
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 2: So we have an event where that's coming up.

492
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 1: You got to invite two and you didn't even ask

493
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 1: me if I got an invite to it.

494
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 2: You just said I got invited. I know you got invited.

495
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 2: This is true, but in my head I was like,

496
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, she didn't even see.

497
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 3: If I saw who was the organizer of the event.

498
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 3: I said, if I got this, Sidy.

499
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 2: Also got it.

500
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 1: Right, So you got invited, you already your plus one,

501
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: you already got it.

502
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 2: And every year we spend Halloween together.

503
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,120
Speaker 1: It's just that's just how it's been, and we need

504
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 1: to because actually I put on.

505
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 2: A costume just to make y'all laugh. That's it. I'm

506
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 2: very unserious. So Sidney Washington, Queen of Halloween, Queen of Halloween.

507
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: So I invite another friend instead of the friend that

508
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: I live with, and she was like, why would you

509
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 1: not invite me? And I was like, I don't really

510
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 1: have an answer. I don't have an answer. She's like,

511
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,479
Speaker 1: it seems like you just want to keep it separate,

512
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: that we live together, but we don't hang out. And

513
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, but I wasn't Oh, thinking like that.

514
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 1: Weren't you though I wasn't. Hm, your eye is twitching?

515
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: Is that what happens when you loved? I had coffee?

516
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: I had coffee. I don't know. I just I just

517
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 1: feel like it's a tough one because yes I should.

518
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 1: But am I beholden to because we live together, you

519
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: have to be my plus one to everything.

520
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 3: Actually, I think that if I live with you, you

521
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 3: should not be invited to anything that I do.

522
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that?

523
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: And this is why I didn't ask, Hey, Marie, can

524
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 1: I can I lay on your floor? Can I be

525
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: on your on your bean bag, my highness my highest seat?

526
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: Because I know that that's the stunt that you would

527
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 2: pull if we live together. I see you when I'm here.

528
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 1: The thing is is that when I get ready and

529
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: very ready to go, I need to get up, and

530
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: if you're not ready, then that's annoying. I spent a

531
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: whole year back in the day, a whole year just

532
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 1: going out by myself because I was tired of waiting

533
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: for people and having to be considered other people and

534
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 1: their feelings and hosting or whatever. I just want to

535
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: go somewhere and just know, Okay, you you gonna do

536
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: your own thing.

537
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my own thing. We don't have to be,

538
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 2: you know, hand in hand or whatever.

539
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: And so sometimes when you have a plus one, you

540
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 1: feel like, all, I guess this is our night, and

541
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaker 1: I don't wanna I don't wanna have to do that.

542
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes I'm like, I.

543
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 3: Can't imagine living with someone, getting ready with somebody, rushing

544
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 3: out with somebody, going seevent with somebody, work in the

545
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 3: room with somebody, then having to leave together to come

546
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 3: back and debrief on me on the.

547
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 2: Night, like y'all not banging. Well.

548
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: The thing is is that I used to have a

549
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: best friend that we also work together, and we also

550
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: lived together, and we fought every single day every day.

551
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: Every time she would get a blackout drunk, she would

552
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: like hit me with something and I'm like, girl, what

553
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: Like the liquor was not that good. There's no way

554
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: we are shrinking sky vodka now, honey.

555
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: We were getting the best of the best, Okay.

556
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, I just feel like, it is

557
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: it messy to not always.

558
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: Plus one a close friend. I think that that.

559
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,199
Speaker 3: Person you know needs to recognize that they're not going

560
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 3: to be on every single list.

561
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 1: I know, but I now and now I'm thinking about it,

562
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, I'll do better. We went

563
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: to like a we went to a tasting or whatever, Amakassi,

564
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: om am case whatever it is.

565
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: We have seventeen course seventeen. I'm Casse and I got

566
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: invited and so I asked her. I asked you. It

567
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 2: was amazing. It was. It was like three hundred dollars

568
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 2: per person. It was a very decadent, elegant. Did I

569
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: spit some things out? I did? I did. Sydney has

570
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 2: a very unsophisticated palate. How dare you?

571
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: Kidney got up to spit out O. The dude was like, well,

572
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say.

573
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: Don't even say it.

574
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: Don't say see this is why we can't keep it

575
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: realing the pod. That's that's why we have this. I

576
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: think I gotta say it. I think I'm just gonna

577
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: say it.

578
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: Real.

579
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 3: You go to like a like whatever it's like right

580
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 3: below Michelin rated restaurant, and I think it's Michelin. Okay,

581
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 3: sure it's a Michelin rated restaurant. It's om Casse. That's Japanese.

582
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 3: You go in the head chef is a white man.

583
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 3: Are you staying is that mess?

584
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: I'm staying, but I am side eyeing.

585
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm side eyeing because he's given out all the information

586
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 1: and you know, he's got the he's got the Birkenstock voice.

587
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: And you know he looks good.

588
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: He looks like he should be in the Bear or

589
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: something like that. He did look like, yes, chef, yeah,

590
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: you know it.

591
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 2: It was a vibe. But I still was looking like

592
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: I said, should you be hold of that little to

593
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: cut that?

594
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: Like, I mean he he studied in Japan, so it's

595
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: like it makes sense. But yeah, anyho, I think I

596
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: have to Now i'm thinking about it. I'm like, I

597
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: have to rotate the plus ones where you're not you're

598
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: not available. I mean it's really simple, friend, Like you can't.

599
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: You are not we're not conjoined twins. You don't get

600
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: to go to all the things. You get to go

601
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: to the things that I feel like you would.

602
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: Be good for. But I do.

603
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so I do get her a little bit because

604
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think i've ever I've been like

605
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: I better be your plus one.

606
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 2: It's just it's just unspoken. But like if you're like, oh, I'm.

607
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: Picking my sister, I'll be like, yeah, of course, but

608
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: then if you said some some random peron, I'm like, damn.

609
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: But also I don't I don't drink, I don't smoke.

610
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: There's some things that I.

611
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 3: Write, so I invite I know who to invite smoking

612
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 3: things into the drinking things.

613
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like she was just that a thing last week,

614
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: Like that should hold her over for at least.

615
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: You just went to a seventeen course girl, you was

616
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: just out silent. Yeah, Like people think we're dating and

617
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: that's and for that reason, you're out.

618
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 2: Mess all right.

619
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: Wow, we really, I mean, we don't even need to

620
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: hit anything that's on the on the docket because we

621
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: could hit a couple things right, Yeah, Like you.

622
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: Know, I know you're looking for an apartment.

623
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 1: My landlord messaged me yesterday at eight fifty seven that

624
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: the water was gonna get cut off at nine thirty

625
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: in the morning.

626
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 2: Ma'am, you're supposed to give me twenty four hours notice.

627
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 2: And what did you say?

628
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't say anything. I'm scrambling to brush my

629
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 3: teeth and watch.

630
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 1: You can't say anything because you can't even contact her.

631
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: You gotta hit her on the hot melt the link.

632
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: You gotta eat ride her back on the LinkedIn. You know,

633
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 1: I think her thing is that optimum dot net. Can

634
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: y'all tell can you tell your great auntie that she

635
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: needs to give me twenty four hours?

636
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

637
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: Look at that at optimum dot net. I didn't even

638
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: know girl, So was your water cut off?

639
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: No?

640
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 3: Then the dude, because she you know, she's always hiring

641
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 3: some like cheap handyman that she meant yesterday at a Costco.

642
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 2: He didn't show up to eleven thirty because he had

643
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: a court date. And so God is good. He's on

644
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: your side, like she said this time.

645
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: But she's just giving you, you know, like there's a

646
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: grace period because you know that person's not gonna show up. Yeah,

647
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: but there's also the fourth time in two weeks that

648
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: she said she was gonna cut the water off and

649
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: the guy didn't show up. No, Yeah, he's wild. Now

650
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: that's wild. Now I think you know, are you? I

651
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: think things gotta get start getting deducted. These landlords, you

652
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: just running up and through my house like the tomb raider,

653
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: Like we got to set some boundaries. You can't just

654
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: be saying you can come in when you want. I

655
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: think we need to change the.

656
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: Name of landlord to something else.

657
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: Landlord feels like it gives them too much power, like

658
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: you you know what I mean, like you we got

659
00:28:59,440 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: to call them something.

660
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: What's the difference between a landlord and a super? I

661
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 2: think a super does work in the building and lives

662
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 2: in the building.

663
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's not he don't own you know. Oh right,

664
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: she needs to hire a landlord and I super, that's

665
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: what it is. You're missing a super in the building. Yeah,

666
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: she needs to hire a super.

667
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 2: We don't have that. Is that the super Mario brothers?

668
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: Is that? Were they supers? I think they were plumbers.

669
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: I don't know the backstory.

670
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: I just know they had overalls and they're like, DoD,

671
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: that's the sound of the poop falling down the pipe.

672
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, okay, here's here's mess.

673
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: Okay. So this woman was on TikTok.

674
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: And she was like, you know, I don't know what's

675
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: up with these parents, but they expect, like us, like

676
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: adults that don't have kids or we're single or whatever,

677
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: we're supposed to give up like our seats, give them

678
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: things because.

679
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: They asked, and she was like, no, I don't want

680
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: to do that. Give kids things yeah.

681
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: Like she was at a baseball game and you know

682
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: when they shoot the T shirts out of the gun

683
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: or whatever. She caught it and the father was looking

684
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: at her like because she was sitting. She was sitting

685
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: right next to a dad in his kid, and the

686
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: dad was looking at her like, get.

687
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: A shirt to the kid.

688
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 3: You sound like the dad and the son both need

689
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 3: to practice playing catch. If they had caught the shirt,

690
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 3: we wouldn't be looking at me, that would we?

691
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: I mean?

692
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, But also it's this entitlement. It's like, yeah, I

693
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: love kids, but those ain't my kids.

694
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: Fuck them kids? Those are your kids? Like why I

695
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 2: really do?

696
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: I like, I try not to struggle with it, but

697
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: like when a parent comes and like, hey can you

698
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: can I can we have this seat?

699
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: And then you go sit in the middle seat no

700
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: thirty two, nopef no, babe, I don't know.

701
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: You give them the iPad and you're gonna have to

702
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: be in the back.

703
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and text him you got the iyebad, text him, Hey,

704
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: how you doing? I don't know.

705
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: I don't know seeing Imoji's matter of fact, the baby

706
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 3: don't need to be sitting next to me.

707
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: You should. You could sit here, but the baby gotta

708
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: go to thirty two seats?

709
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: Am I being messy for like agreeing that the parents

710
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: just can't think that?

711
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: No, I don't get they're entitled. I don't think that

712
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: that's messy.

713
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 3: I've been on flights where I selected a certain seat

714
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 3: and when I get there, the mom is leaning over

715
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: my shoulder. The baby's trying to look out the window. Hey,

716
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 3: can he loves the window? Can I please get through?

717
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: I've shut the screen before. No, it's actually pretty bright

718
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 3: out there, and I need to I need to sit here.

719
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, I have cataracts and I need

720
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 2: to still be a by the window. But I can't

721
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: have the shade. Baby.

722
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm by the window because I chose this seat. Yeah,

723
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: those who failed to plan, plan to fail.

724
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: You gonna have to sit in the middle with your

725
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: baby screaming at you the entire time.

726
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: But people are like, you know, we should just be

727
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: more like self aware. But I think people who don't

728
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: have kids, we're thrown to the back. People are just

729
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: like just say, expect you to give up and do everything,

730
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, you don't have any.

731
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: Kids, so it's like, why not, like be a good person. Listen, Listen, listen, listen.

732
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: Having a kid doesn't make you a good person, and

733
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: some of these kids grow up to be terrible people.

734
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: This is so bad.

735
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 3: Let's say that right there. More importantly, this kid got

736
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 3: mad more life to live. This might be the last

737
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 3: T shirt cannon shirt I ever get.

738
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: Your baby is nine, He has ninety two more years

739
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: left of life to get shot.

740
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: In the face with the T shirt? Can like? No?

741
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: Also, Dad, buy him the shirt. They's selling it at

742
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: the gift shop. Also, Dad, you know you was gonna

743
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: put this shirt on your body?

744
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: This is that's true. I didn't even think about that.

745
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: This is for you, sir. You barely help your wife

746
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: at the house. She's not coming.

747
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: You should definitely not be getting this shirt for your child.

748
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: You still have guilt trip from people.

749
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: Let them make a you know, a decision on their

750
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: own and don't make them feel like they're going to

751
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: hell for saying no.

752
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: How about that?

753
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: I say no and I smile sometimes Maybe I am

754
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: a Disney villain. No, your baby can't sit here?

755
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 2: Okay, what you got? You know? I have mentioned?

756
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: Oh, polyester. Can we talk about polyester for a second.

757
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: That's that's mess. All of polyester they're saying on Tiktop

758
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: polyester was canceled because they've given people like, first of all,

759
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: polyester is plastic water bottles and plastic things, yes, that

760
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: are melted down and they make it into like a

761
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: thin thread, and then they sew clothes.

762
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: Out of it. So we're wearing plastic to go to

763
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: the gym.

764
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: We're wearing plastic to like, you know, most clothes has

765
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: polyester in it now if it's fast fashion, and a

766
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: lot of people's sheets and pillows and underwear also has

767
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: polyester in it, and people saying it causes like endemetriosis

768
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and like when we sweat in

769
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: the gym, like we're absorbing the microplastics that way.

770
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: So people just throwing away polyester stuff. All those people's rich.

771
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: This for me if they might be right about all

772
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: of that, but it just feels like another sign of,

773
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: you know, a ploy for capitalism, Like.

774
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: I'll throw all that stuff out, get some new stuff

775
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: that's like.

776
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: Get you some cotton, get you some vegan cotton that

777
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: you know a lamb hasn't been you know, abused for it.

778
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: Like there's always something you got to be conscious of.

779
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: Everything they're scaring us. I can't eat, I can't wear,

780
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: I can't sleep, I can't sleep. Like, what the hell?

781
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, so you're gonna keep wearing polyester? I

782
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 2: don't know.

783
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: They said something about the deodorant and knock on wood.

784
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: It's like I'm with team Aluminum because it just be it.

785
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,479
Speaker 1: I can't be everywhere stinking. I just can't. I don't

786
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: think that I've ever heard you or smelled you smell,

787
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: but oh I do.

788
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,280
Speaker 2: I do? Okay, Well, you know something about my diet.

789
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 2: I gotta get it in order, or you gotta stop

790
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 2: eating red meat.

791
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: That's what it is. More, it could be the fabrics,

792
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: because you know that specific FACI specific fabric. As soon

793
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: as you pop it on, you like, damn, I feel

794
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: like I haven't watched my body in three days.

795
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 2: It's polyester.

796
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: Probably those body suits, the mesh bodysuits. Is that with polyester.

797
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff is.

798
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 3: Like popping up for the new like the fall season,

799
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 3: and you know ox Bud is the color, and everyone's like, oh.

800
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 2: My god, look, H and M is back.

801
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: When you read the tags on a lot of the

802
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: stuff at like Zara and H and M and like

803
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: these places that you shot not you, just in general

804
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: the people.

805
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot.

806
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: Of it is polyesterraged me. You say, yeah, you know

807
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: where the places that you be. But you go to

808
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: like J Crew and like these places like made Well

809
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: and Mango and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,

810
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: and they're charging five six hundred dollars for something and

811
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: you read the tag and it says polyester. That's a

812
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: good reason to now we're polyester. I'm not paying all

813
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: this money for plastic.

814
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 2: Who think you are? Stella McCarthy. I'm not paying all

815
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 2: of his money for vegan leather. This is plastic, is

816
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 2: Stella McCarthy Vegan leather? Yes? Oh the more you know,

817
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: Macarthy McCartney, you know it is bad.

818
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: We are also sponsored bikes, Stella McCarthy. Yes, okay, that

819
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: is mess the whole situation.

820
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this one really took me on the edge.

821
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: This guy was saying on TikTok he was like, putting

822
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: your pets through multiple surgeries just to keep them alive

823
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: even though they're suffering is wrong. He's like, if they are,

824
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: if it's time to wrap it up, you gotta let

825
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: them go.

826
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Well, what surgeries?

827
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: Well, you know, like We've had friends that, like I

828
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: had had a cat. It's like the cat is overweight,

829
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: something's wrong with his gallbladder, all this other it has

830
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: cancer and they scooping out the body parts. And then

831
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: the cat is like on a makeshift wheelchair. And then

832
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: the cat you know, has goes into cardiac arrest and

833
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: then they do CPR to bring them back, and then

834
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: crant a cat. And then and then you have a

835
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: friend that like does a gofund me. I need fifteen

836
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to keep Albert alive. Like those people, I

837
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: also need fifteen thousand dollars to keep marillized. Yeah, no,

838
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: I agree, but you know everybody was in the comments

839
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: that were like you just don't know what it is

840
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: to have a pet, Like it's hard to let them go.

841
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 2: I would do anything to keep them there, but.

842
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: It's like he can't see, he can't move, he can't poop.

843
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: I I don't want to live stimulate the dog's prostates so.

844
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: He could poop. Yeah, I'm not fingering your puppy, baby,

845
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: but that's because you're not an animal person.

846
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: Even if I was an animal person, I'm look at

847
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 3: my nails. I won't kill your dog. I am not

848
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 3: doing this.

849
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, because I obviously I've I've

850
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: had pets a lot of my life. The thing is

851
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: is that I grew up in a home where it's

852
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: like the animal is not gonna be doing better than us.

853
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: So they're like, they're gonna get fed, they're gonna sleep,

854
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: they're gonna get walk, they're gonna do all that stuff.

855
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: But like things like healthcare, Hey, I got diabetes.

856
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 2: So do so do snowball? Like, I don't know what

857
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: to say.

858
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: So it's like, first, going to the vet is wild

859
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: for me, Like just going to.

860
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 2: The vet and how much money people.

861
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: Are so you never so your your mom never took

862
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 3: a pet to the vet.

863
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: Ramona has passed on, so I can't say this. And

864
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: even she was a loud I was like, yeah, she

865
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: was not going to the vet for any of the

866
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: animals we had.

867
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: Sheba, Sheba.

868
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: I was rollerblading with Sheba, and I don't know, something

869
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: freaked out, you know, the dog, and so it was

870
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: pulling and pulled me into.

871
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: The street and then a fire truck comes.

872
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: Oh, not a fire the biggest truck that you could

873
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: possibly think. This is hold on now, now, hold on

874
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: I don't need everybody listening to the pod ready to

875
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: cancel me.

876
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 2: Now, let me finish the fucking story. So we wouldn't

877
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: cancel you.

878
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: We would cancel the fire well, oh you know what,

879
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: hold on now. So then so then Sheba goes underneath

880
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: the fire truck and the and we had a chain,

881
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 1: a chain as a leash, so black well Conda forever.

882
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: So then the chain.

883
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: Kind of like, first of all, I thought she was gone.

884
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: I thought they rolled over the door, I said, I

885
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: thought it was r ip.

886
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna pour out a little you know,

887
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: kibbles and bits. But she was alive.

888
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: The chain kind of like went over, it over her eyebrow.

889
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: It cut her eyebrow, and instead of like she was fine,

890
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: she was, you know, obviously startled and was like screaming,

891
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: and you know, we got a blanket, held her, calmed

892
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: her down, gave her some food.

893
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: She was fine. She had like a little cut. It

894
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 2: was a little cut, and so my mom was like.

895
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: Three cuts in your eyebrows trying like she was making

896
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: jokes about and I was like we should actually go

897
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 1: to the ASPCA, like check her.

898
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 2: She's like she's fine. She's like I'm gonna put some

899
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: neil sporn on it and it'll be dogs, even neils.

900
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 2: She didn't even check if you could put neil sporn on.

901
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 2: So now your dog got a big eye and a

902
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 2: small eye.

903
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: No, did you guys get a new leech and it's

904
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: still the chain. We did get a new leah, a

905
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 1: thinner chain. Well, just in case something like that happened again.

906
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: And when you know, but yeah, it's that was one

907
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: of those moments I was like.

908
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 2: Damn, we should have went to the vet.

909
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,720
Speaker 1: And so now as an as an adult, if something's

910
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: wrong with the animal, you're taking into the Okay.

911
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 2: Well let's talk.

912
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: Let's talk what a lot of people have animals that

913
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 3: have insurance and they don't have insurance on their bodies, right,

914
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 3: Like they can't afford to go to the doctor.

915
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 2: But the dog goes to the doctor regularly.

916
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: Now I'm about to say, what you're about to say

917
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: is mess and but keep going.

918
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just gonna ask you what.

919
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 3: So let's say you have a sixteen year old cat.

920
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: Yes, the cat needs hip surgery. Yes, surgery costs sixty

921
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. Are you getting this cat hip surgery?

922
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: It's sixteen sixty five hundred dollars.

923
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,720
Speaker 2: The silence is so loud.

924
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: The thing is is that cats lay around anyway, So

925
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, how much do you.

926
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: Need this hip?

927
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: Now, dog, I'm getting a dog a hip. A dog

928
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: gotta go outside, it's got a frolic, it's gotta do.

929
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 2: But a cat.

930
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: Literally sleeps all day and leans on the side of

931
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: the bed and judges everybody.

932
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: So I'd be like, hey, you know what, Jarama is

933
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 2: good on his one hip. We're going to hail Marie.

934
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: This is no we're nons that one dating a guy

935
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: if his dog just turned eighteen or nineteen, the dog

936
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: needed hip surgery, and he paid all of this money

937
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: for the dog to get surgery, and he like, in

938
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: his mind he couldn't justify spending that, but he also

939
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: could not imagine not having this dog that he had

940
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: had for almost twenty years. The oh, and the dog

941
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: is still alive, yes, but like, the dog is better

942
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: than me. He ain't got no teeth, but I too,

943
00:41:46,320 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: am missing a tooth. So it's okay, it's finest.

944
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 2: Okay.

945
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 1: So I didn't realize that SeaWorld was still a thing.

946
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 2: It is. Where are y'all still going there to whale jail.

947
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: SeaWorld is still even after they put out that documentary Blackfish,

948
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: which I watched, I was my eyes was glued and

949
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: I said, seaworl again, I said, I almost felt like

950
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: protesting in front of seaworks. I said, this is an

951
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: abomination to the ocean. Why are you doing that to

952
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: the to these whales?

953
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: Right?

954
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: I saw Free really really it's like one of the

955
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 3: first movies that I remember seeing her.

956
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: And you know, Michael Jackson, whatever you think about him,

957
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: that song.

958
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, jump up, and that's when you're like,

959
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: you're like, whales over everything.

960
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: Hashtag whales.

961
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 3: Listen if whales need sixty five thousand dollars worth of surgery,

962
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 3: that feels like, you know, more more.

963
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 1: Than dolls sixty five Okay, yeah, Actually a dog is tiny.

964
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: Why is it cast so much to put these little

965
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 2: bones together?

966
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: Because I think it's the same thing as all healthcare.

967
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: It's like they prey on people that they know, like

968
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: these people are going to do anything to keep these

969
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: animals alive. But anyway, SeaWorld, the same people who are like,

970
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: oh I care about you know, the endangered species, and

971
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: I care about that, they still line up.

972
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 2: And they go see these these mammals. How many miser World?

973
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 3: I just need to see because I just I need

974
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 3: to know, Like, what are you paying to see these

975
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: animals not really be able to swim that I.

976
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: Feel like a good amount of money, at least at

977
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: least eighty five dollars.

978
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: How much is Disney World?

979
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, but we saw a video of

980
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: you know, these people watching you know, the performance as SeaWorld.

981
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: The whale is like doing this thing and then all

982
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: of a sudden it takes a huge dump and you

983
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: see the green everywhere, and they're Everybody's like oh, and

984
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, the whale comes back around

985
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: and then does a whole big splash and it's everywhere

986
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: to everybody in the everybody the splash zone is just

987
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: it's just nothing but green, duru. And so I think

988
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: they deserve that. It's a mess that you went to

989
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: Sea World. Yes, yes, I think SeaWorld needs to be

990
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: shut down. Now, what do you say about people who say, well,

991
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: these whales now wouldn't survive in the wild because they've

992
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: been in SeaWorld for so long, they would die in

993
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: the ocean. You think we should just let them go,

994
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: let them die, you know, kind of near their friends,

995
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: or salty your water.

996
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 2: All of it.

997
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: I think all these people need to be fined. They

998
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: need to be shut down. I'm here for rehabilitating the animals,

999
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: but where do where does it stop? Where you rehabilitate

1000
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: them so much so now they can't even be out.

1001
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 2: But the almost didn't. They're not rescues. Some of those

1002
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 2: some of the wheels and some of the dolphins on

1003
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 2: their rescue.

1004
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: Seld went and got some and then they like, uh,

1005
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: pro created at SeaWorld and now there's like fish that

1006
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: have never been born free.

1007
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: It's like slavery. Honestly, what now, Marie, Now you're a mass,

1008
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 2: You're a mess. I mean, you know what slavery?

1009
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: The camels in Morocco, people getting camel rides.

1010
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: That's wrong. I don't believe in camels. I don't believe

1011
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 2: in camels. Okay, you know what else I don't believe in? What?

1012
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: Pink cocaine? What So?

1013
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: Pink cocaine is something that like originally came up with,

1014
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: like like originally came up with like Diddy's documents when

1015
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: they first.

1016
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 2: Seized stuff at his house. The one direction. Dude that

1017
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 2: just died. They did the autopsy on him.

1018
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 3: Body had pink cocaine in it, which is a mix

1019
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 3: of ready uh huh, math yes, ketamine.

1020
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: Yes, ecstasy. Done it all at the same time. And

1021
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 2: then he also had crack in his system. Nah, stop

1022
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,479
Speaker 2: you at the crack. I have never I have never

1023
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 2: done cracks. That's what you're doing. The line.

1024
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: I draw the line at crack so I make too

1025
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: much money to do. Sydney has money to and I'll

1026
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: stand on it. I'll stand on it.

1027
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 2: Craought crack was for poor people were doing crack and cocaine.

1028
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: Well, I don't you know, I don't want to speak

1029
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: ill of the dead or whatever, but like you know,

1030
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: it's just this is a bad time to do drugs.

1031
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna put it out there.

1032
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: It's a blanket statement, but it's just I at the

1033
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: time that I was partying, I knew. I didn't know

1034
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: that many people that were o ding that were like

1035
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: you know, stuff was laced, everything was pure, everything was

1036
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: you were getting the best of the best. When the

1037
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: myth was pure, when the method that to be the

1038
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: title of the episode.

1039
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 2: When the myth was pure, the sponsor of this episode

1040
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: today is organic Farm to table. I mean that by

1041
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 2: Sea Worlds.

1042
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: It's been made and produced by one of the whales.

1043
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 2: But yeah, when you were doing drugs, the drugs was pure. Yeah.

1044
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: I never I never had to worry about taking somebody's

1045
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: you know, we had to worry about taking somebody's drink,

1046
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: but we didn't have to worry about somebody having giving

1047
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: you some powdery stuff and you'd be like.

1048
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 2: Damn, I might die tonight. It's like this stuff is

1049
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 2: so good.

1050
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: You thought you died and came back and now you

1051
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: were re born again. Christian, I've had I've had ecstasy

1052
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: that good, but never like we're dying. It's so I

1053
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: think no matter what people put on the twist or

1054
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: the names of the drugs, whatever, I don't recommend. I

1055
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: don't think everybody should just it's time to bow out. Gracious, Really,

1056
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 1: we can't do it of drugs. Yeah, yeah, I think weed.

1057
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 2: It is probably okay, maybe edibles or whatever.

1058
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: Well, we was cool because I can see what I'm smoking, right, Yeah,

1059
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what's this?

1060
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 2: Like, I'm I see what I'm smoking.

1061
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, when you didn't grow it, I didn't grow

1062
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 1: But I see a leaf, it's not drizzled with myth, Honey.

1063
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: It doesn't have ketymine g's on it.

1064
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: But honestly that now you're giving people ideas. They're like, oh,

1065
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: I never even thought about little bit a melted ketymine

1066
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: sprinkled bind. People who smoke weed are not the same

1067
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: people necessarily who are doing all these other drugs.

1068
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna stop you right freaking there.

1069
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: Oh stop me, and I'm gonna brunch a whole bunch

1070
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: of people into the people who smoke weed, who vape,

1071
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: who smoke cigarettes. They think that they're better than people

1072
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: who do drugs. And the way y'all act when you

1073
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: don't have your weed, your cigarettes, or your vape, you

1074
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: might as well say it's crract, don't.

1075
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: I don't think that you can lump in weed with

1076
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: vape smokers.

1077
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: Vape smokers are addicts, And what do you thinkers are addictous?

1078
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 2: What do you think some weed people are? Some people

1079
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: some weed people are?

1080
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: They wake up, smoke, go down and sleep, smomoke, smoke.

1081
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 2: They're smoking. They're smoking at least eight to ten times

1082
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 2: a day. I'm why I eight to ten me?

1083
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: But I will say I've gone to get food and

1084
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 1: been like, well, let's get dessert. Oh, let's smoke before

1085
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: dessert gets here, because I know when I come back,

1086
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be this.

1087
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: Decadoun right Rocotta Jesus. This that's for the experience.

1088
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: Like he had all of these different drugs that make

1089
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: you hallucinate in different ways. He didn't even know d

1090
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: He thought, I don't know, I guess I could fly

1091
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: or I guess none of this is real or whatever whatever,

1092
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: And you know, he happened to die, like he literally

1093
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: fell off a balcony.

1094
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's so. That's so Liam, right, Yeah, that

1095
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: sucks that.

1096
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is that you you just never

1097
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: know when doing drugs. And I hate to be that

1098
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: like elder, but I say, I say no to it.

1099
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: And also it's because I can't partake and I'm sober.

1100
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: So it's really I just need everybody to be, you know,

1101
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: just very conscious of not being able to you know,

1102
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: black out be I.

1103
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 2: Say, I say, keep doing drugs.

1104
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: And I think that we need to change some of

1105
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 3: the names of these drugs, because pink cocaine sounds fun.

1106
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 2: That they got to change the name is something that.

1107
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 3: Doesn't fake, like they gotta change it to something that

1108
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 3: sounds more dangerous. Yeah, pink cocaine is like Lisa Frank,

1109
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 3: it's a trapper keeper with you.

1110
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1111
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: Pin cocaine is like hello kitty, you know what I mean,

1112
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: Like cocaine for the whole family, like what it's doing

1113
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: bumps off of sailor moon is wild but also might

1114
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 1: be fun.

1115
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 3: It's like pink cocaine is like Valentine's Day, Coop. You

1116
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like, that's what it feels like

1117
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: to me.

1118
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 2: Okay, your name.

1119
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: So we gotta do a little prayer circle. Every episode

1120
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: we put a couple of things on a on a

1121
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: prayer list. This week, I'm gonna pray for my mouth

1122
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: because I'll be talking too much and it's time for

1123
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: me to settle down. Oh yeah, I say too much.

1124
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 1: I went to I went to a party and I

1125
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: walked right in. Somebody asked me how I was doing.

1126
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 2: Girl. I unloaded lip. He just took you really told

1127
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 2: him how you? I said.

1128
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait for somebody to say how are you.

1129
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: When I hear those three words girl, are room it up?

1130
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm like why?

1131
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 2: What? Wow? So yeah, put my mouth on the prayer list.

1132
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: What else.

1133
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: You gotta put Liam's family for, you know, ways a

1134
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: little baby.

1135
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks. He's on a prayer list. You putting

1136
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 2: sad stuff on the prayer list?

1137
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you you got a one, crazy one,

1138
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: real one. You know, you gotta even it out. I'm

1139
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: gonna put the club on the prayer list. You woul

1140
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: in the club on the pearl list, the club in general,

1141
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: people pay the club. They're not dancing, they're not wearing heels.

1142
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: Remember that lady with the heels on TikTok? Yeah, this

1143
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: is how you actually had the little Pilgrim shoes on.

1144
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1145
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: She she had the woody woodpecker. She had clogs on

1146
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: Dutch clubs.

1147
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:46,919
Speaker 2: She did.

1148
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just I feel like in the same

1149
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 3: way that like the drugs used to be pure.

1150
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why clubs used to be.

1151
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: Another reason why clubs used to be different is because

1152
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: like people were all in there just having a good time,

1153
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: and now people just want to look like they're having

1154
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 1: a good time, and it's like they're posting and shooting

1155
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: on these videos to show people where they're at.

1156
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 2: But it's like, but you're not having a good time here.

1157
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 2: We might have to shut the club down.

1158
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: You're putting on a pearl list, but we might have

1159
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: to just not pray for it and just completely it's

1160
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 1: out the game.

1161
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: The club is canceled well because the people suck, and

1162
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: that's just what it is. You know.

1163
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: The vibes not immaculate anymore. Anything else on the peer list.

1164
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: Three do we put ols.

1165
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 2: On the list?

1166
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 3: Let's just put men, the male species in general on

1167
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 3: put them on the list. Y'all need rehabilitation, y'all need

1168
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 3: the lord, y'all need a psychic. Y'all need a maid,

1169
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 3: somebody to clean your house after you have somebody leave it.

1170
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 2: Because girl, I'm like, wow, what a like?

1171
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 1: Cause you know, in my heart of hearts, I feel

1172
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: like that's how I'm gonna meet my person, just randomly

1173
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: out and about on the street of a story that

1174
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: I tell people that they're like, girl, you gotta do

1175
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: it's crazy or oh my god, you just crashed into

1176
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 1: somebody chasing your AirPod down the street.

1177
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 2: Like So when I met him, the way it happened

1178
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 2: and the way it felt, it was like this might

1179
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: be the one.

1180
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: And then I saw the condom in the in the trash,

1181
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: and I said I'm the number two person to be

1182
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: in here today. You don't even know since you could

1183
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: have been number three on the call sheet. Oh I

1184
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 1: don't want to say that, but that's a mess Okay.

1185
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 2: I could have been number three on the call sheet,

1186
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 2: and that's crazy. Okay.

1187
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm gonna i'm a way to see if your

1188
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: messages me should I say something down?

1189
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 2: I don't know the people in the book. You gotta

1190
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 2: ask the people, ask the people. But by the time

1191
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: this comes out, I'm already gonna have done what I'm

1192
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: gonna do.

1193
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so here I have. Let's get into

1194
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: our missages. Okay, I have one. My dad's friend is

1195
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: recently divorced. Am I messy for one in a day?

1196
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 2: Him? He's about thirty years older than me, but trust

1197
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 2: I'm grown.

1198
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 3: My dad's friend m hm, about thirty years older than men?

1199
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 3: You know she's lying. He's at least thirty six to

1200
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 3: forty years older.

1201
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the rest of the information. What did

1202
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 2: he look like? Where does he work? How close is

1203
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 2: he to the dad? Like? She didn't say nothing, just

1204
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: sit is it?

1205
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of those things I think we

1206
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: should be talking about, like that and then I can

1207
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: make an educated answer about this.

1208
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 2: When you send us your messages, please give us the

1209
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 2: who what when we're wife.

1210
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna need that because I can't well. I

1211
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: think it's messy to date someone's dad.

1212
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 2: I mean somebody, somebody. I'll be having some finance dads.

1213
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 2: This is true. There was like this viral.

1214
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: Sound where people are showing how their dad used to

1215
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: look and now what they look like now. And I'm like, yo,

1216
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know they make dads like that.

1217
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: They don't make them my dad anymore.

1218
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: I was like, ain't no gut insight. They got you know,

1219
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: good skin.

1220
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 3: As we said before, that's when the drugs was pure.

1221
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 2: Your dad looks crazy because he's full of pink cocaine.

1222
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty four, it's something about the molly just

1223
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,720
Speaker 1: makes your dad look like he does leg day every day.

1224
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 2: The molly got too much sodium in it. He's bloating, Like.

1225
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I think MESSI dating your friend's dad always, I

1226
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care if he's got money. If

1227
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: you know your friend is okay with it, because like.

1228
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 2: What a friend is not gonna be okay with it.

1229
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 2: So if I wanted to day, Samuel, you have a problem, girl.

1230
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 2: If you want an all.

1231
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: If I a cheap patient man, that's my type girl,

1232
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 3: the cheap patient girl.

1233
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 2: Hello.

1234
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 3: Hello, He's gonna bring the Bible out every day and

1235
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 3: he's gonna be.

1236
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: Like, hello, you all get No, he's gonna be like,

1237
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: thank god, you're not get anyone?

1238
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: You get? Okay? What's when you which one you have? Okay?

1239
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 3: So my mom is mad I'm not married yet and

1240
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 3: is taking it out on my fiance.

1241
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 2: Let me explain. My fiance and I have been together

1242
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,240
Speaker 2: for ten years, engaged for one. You have our wedding

1243
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: date set for sometime next year. Vague? Okay. Recently it

1244
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 2: was National Daughter Day and on Facebook she posted about

1245
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 2: my brother's wife and me, But when National Sunday came

1246
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: a week later, she only posted about my brother but

1247
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 2: not my fiance. Girl.

1248
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: Mind you, my fiance is very involved with my parents,

1249
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: always helping them when he can and checking in. I

1250
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: understand if he hasn't proposed, but we are engaged in

1251
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: getting married.

1252
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 2: What do I do about my messy mom? Thinks you

1253
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 2: got to move the date up? Sis moved the wedding

1254
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: to today?

1255
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think it's like we're in the age

1256
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: where you got to put a boundary between the parents,

1257
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 1: but you got to tell him, hey, mom, I love

1258
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: you down.

1259
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 2: But you whatever you feel, you got to put it

1260
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 2: in a journal. No journal.

1261
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 1: I'm grown like it's I'm doing what I want with

1262
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: my punkash in my heart and it don't really have

1263
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you until that person, you know,

1264
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: either beats me or tries to kill me, then I

1265
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: need you to get involved. But other than that, it's like,

1266
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: this is the person I want to be with. It

1267
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: doesn't matter when we, you know, get married or not.

1268
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: I want to be with this person. I support this.

1269
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,720
Speaker 2: No, you gotta be on board.

1270
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. But it says that they've

1271
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: been together for ten years and engage for one. It

1272
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: sounds like you need to talk to your mom about

1273
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: why she don't like.

1274
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 2: Him, because why does she Why doesn't she like him?

1275
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 2: He's been around for eleven years.

1276
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: Well that's the problem is that, you know what it is.

1277
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 1: It's like everybody is in such a rush and they're

1278
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: just like, he doesn't know, he doesn't know yet. But

1279
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: I think I now, I think it makes more sense

1280
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: to wait. It out because you don't even know who

1281
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: somebody is until after like three.

1282
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 2: Four, ten years. I know you.

1283
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 3: I know what your farts smell like, I know what

1284
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 3: your toes look like. I know I know what your

1285
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 3: nose hair length is. I know you at ten years

1286
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 3: were on the Air's tour or on the air. So

1287
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: people change, there's eras of people and you have to there's.

1288
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: The like I'm a bum, I gotta get my life together,

1289
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: and then it's not ooh, now I'm resurrected. I'm doing better,

1290
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm going in to the gym, I got a better job.

1291
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: And then it's like, oh wow, I'm going through this

1292
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: weird transition midlife crisis. Like there's so many different times

1293
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: that where people are changing and you got to go

1294
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: through all of it before you say, hey, I want

1295
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: to settle down with that. I don't know if this

1296
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: is really all that messy.

1297
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 3: National Sunday, National Daughter Day, those are not real holidays,

1298
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 3: bab So, I don't really think that your mom was

1299
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 3: being messy. You know, she's probably a woman of a

1300
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 3: particular age. She probably forgot about him.

1301
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: That's a lie, you mom.

1302
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: You think that they forget, but yo, they're intentional with

1303
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: their shade. They'll let you know, they'll put something in

1304
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: all caps, so you know, yeah, but it'll be like

1305
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: months later you'd be like, wait what.

1306
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom and my sister are in.

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Speaker 1: A little tiff right now because apparently this time last year,

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Speaker 1: when my sister was looking for a job, my mom

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Speaker 1: and like the church were praying for my sister to

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Speaker 1: get a job, and my sister was like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I get a job, you know, I'll I'll

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Speaker 2: donate my first check to the church or whatever she said.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know how people be talking.

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Speaker 2: And my sister got this new job, and my mom

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Speaker 2: was like, well, where's the check, And my sister was like.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, you know, I'll give him ten percent,

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Speaker 1: I'll give him some of the next check. And my

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Speaker 1: mom is mad that she didn't give her a her

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Speaker 1: whole first check well to the church. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: hate kind of being with your mom. But why would

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Speaker 1: she say that, Why would.

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Speaker 2: She tell your mom that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if she said it

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Speaker 1: or if my mom said it. Somebody said that the

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Speaker 1: whole check should go to the church. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm it's so many people in the church given tides.

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Speaker 1: You don't need my whole check. I'm sorry, babe.

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Speaker 2: Why does the pastor not have a job? What? Why

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Speaker 2: is this? I flowed dollars?

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Speaker 1: Like a real question, Like I think pastor such and

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Speaker 1: such needs to get up and go on down.

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Speaker 2: Sound like he need to pray for himself to get

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Speaker 2: a job. That's why.

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Speaker 1: Now that's a mass telling the pastor. But he's like,

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Speaker 1: being a pastor is my job. And it's like you

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Speaker 1: work one day a week, babe. Like I want to

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Speaker 1: know do pastors like fill out W two forms? Like

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Speaker 1: how does it work?

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Speaker 2: Like? Who pays this? I feel like separation of churches? Stay,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think that churches paid taxes, right,

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Speaker 2: do they? No?

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Speaker 1: She gets taxed on her check and then she's giving

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Speaker 1: it to this man and he's not getting taxed on it.

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Speaker 1: That's insane. Wait should we be pastors? Oh well I

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Speaker 1: gathered here today?

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, no.

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Speaker 1: Jury, Okay, Oh let's start a church. That's the name

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Speaker 1: of the podcast. What would it be the name of

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01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: the church? Yeah, something tabernacles?

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Speaker 2: No, you know, I'm so basic. I'll be like it

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Speaker 2: just be called church. That's it. Church. Church. The church.

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01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 2: Where you guys going to the church. Oh, that could

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01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: be that could actually be kind of cute. Actually the church.

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Speaker 1: The church by Marie Boston in the City Object. Okay,

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01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: we have a last one, or maybe we'll have time

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01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: for one more. But is it messy that my friend

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01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: never posts me on her social media? Especially on my birthday?

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01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: I brought it up to her and she kind of

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01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: gave me social media isn't real, but it's real whenever

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01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: her daughter or her other friends have something going on.

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01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 2: Am I being weird? What should I do? I need

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01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 2: to see a picture of both of the friends. Shut

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01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: the fuck up.

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01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 3: I need to see a photo of both of the girls,

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01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 3: and I need to throw the daughter in there for

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01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:23,439
Speaker 3: good measure.

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01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 2: I need to see what everybody looks like. You know,

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01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna levera. I'm a visual person. Is wrong? Social media?

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01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 2: Is it real? It is?

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Speaker 3: It's it's real enough to like pay a lot of

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01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 3: people's bills. It's true, it's a billion dollar industry.

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01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: But go outside, you know, maybe you'll meet a man

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01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: who buys you food and is a whole you know,

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01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, go onside and do something else. Yeah,

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01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 1: I guess, like I think after Well, also I need

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01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: to know, like how many followers your friend has, like

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01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: you know she got like seventy eight, yeah, like or

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01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: you know, is she an influencer, because then like her

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01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: page might be a business page, and then like if

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Speaker 1: you're not a friend that's in her you know, business,

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01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: then it's like I have friends that are not in comedy.

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01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't post them because it's like I don't know

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01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: who's following me, these random people. People tell me all

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01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: the time, Oh one of your follows hit me up,

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01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: and it's like, you post your kids.

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Speaker 2: You don't want me.

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01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: You don't want to deal with the random people that

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01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: are into what I'm talking about.

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01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to protect you, That's what I'm saying. Wow,

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01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 2: a public service announcement from SELO. Your eyebrows look crazy.

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01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, it's like Nixon eyebrows. Maybe

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01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 1: I'll put you on my page.

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01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.

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01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 1: I barely want to post myself. I barely want to

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01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: post me. So I think you know you have to.

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01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. If you talk to your friend.

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01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: I think the friends should kind of at least be

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01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: open to well, let me figure out let me put

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01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: you into dumps or something like that.

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Speaker 2: You know, O, your friend in the dump? What's wrong

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01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 2: with that? Your friend in the dumb? There we go.

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01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: That's the solution to your mess friend, throw your friend

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01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: in the dump, in the dump, or maybe the stories.

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01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: I think the stories is easy because it leaves just

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01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. You know, it's just twenty four hours,

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01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: and it doesn't even really needed to be the full

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Speaker 1: twenty four You can quietly delete it after quiet ladily. Yeah,

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01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: or you just post a story and just send it

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01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: to them and make it look like you posted it

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01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: to your stories, but you really just sent them.

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01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 2: No, because I'm gonna go to your thing and be like, oh,

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01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 2: let me see what else you posted, and I'm not there.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, good.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're on this because that I would

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01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 1: have got somebody caught up, caught.

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01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: Out there just so much. Right now, Well, this was great.

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01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 2: Another successful messy moment with Marie and.

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01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: Said the most successful messy moments of Brian said, I

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Speaker 1: really really enjoyed this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't forget to come see us live. We'll have

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01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 3: some dates for you guys very soon. They should be

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01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 3: up right now. Yeah, by the time it's the row.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're pretty much we're on tour now bizactly.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, make sure you send us your miss jeez,

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01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: and you know, be really specific.

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Speaker 2: You don't write us a story starting out with something.

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01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have sent us photos before. I don't

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01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 3: be afraid to attach a little you know, don't mean

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Speaker 3: the attachment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we love attachment. I love to read more love

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Speaker 2: a receipt.

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Speaker 3: We actually have a number for you to call if

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Speaker 3: you want to leave us a message. Call us, call

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01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 3: us with your mess Oh my god, I'm sollas call.

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01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you listen.

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Speaker 1: Put your best sexy Luther Vandros voice on for us,

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01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: because you.

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Speaker 2: Know we should play these messages. We will play these messages. Yeah.

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01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 3: The number that you can call with your messages is

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Speaker 3: seven six three two eight zero six five eight eight. Again,

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Speaker 3: that's seven sixty three two eight zero six five eight eight.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I can't wait to hear your gorgeous voices. Can't

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Speaker 2: wait for mess with mess Bye.

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Speaker 3: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

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Speaker 3: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created

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Speaker 3: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced

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Speaker 3: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

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01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 3: Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries.

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Speaker 2: If you would like your messages read on air, please

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01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 2: email us at messthpodcast at gmail dot com or call

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01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 2: for your messages to be played at seven six three

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Speaker 2: two eight zero six five eight eight