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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Barkleyama, dais and I'm calling from theater.

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Speaker 1: Is this Katie?

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Speaker 2: Yes? This is she.

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Speaker 1: Hi Katie. I'm not sure if you heard where I

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Speaker 1: was calling from.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're with the theater. Oh yeahy are you you're

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Speaker 2: Oh you're returning my call? Right?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm returning your call. This is Barkkay.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Yeah, thank you for taking the time I called.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I am pretty busy, so.

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Speaker 2: Sure. I imagine it's just I called to notify the

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Speaker 2: theater of what was going on because we had that

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Speaker 2: woman in front of us with that incessant beeping, and

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Speaker 2: when I tried to talk to her about it, she

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Speaker 2: just shrugged and told me she didn't know how to

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Speaker 2: turn off the phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, well, I guess you're looking for a

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Speaker 1: job here, aren't you looking to take my job?

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Speaker 2: Well, outside from you identifying yourself as someone who works

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Speaker 2: at the theater and calling me back, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Know what you're We already have a lead for the

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Speaker 1: show that you saw. But a really good acting job

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Speaker 1: on the line there. I really liked it. Sorry the lie, Yes,

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Speaker 1: obviously it was your phone that was going off, and

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you don't recognize my name.

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Speaker 2: I no, I don't recognize your name. And it most

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Speaker 2: certainly was not my phone. It was the woman who

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Speaker 2: was in the row in fronch of us.

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Speaker 1: Let me just introduce myself one more time. This is

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Speaker 1: Barkley amadaeis aside from the show what?

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Speaker 2: Uh? No? I most certainly did not.

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know that I am the third understudy

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Speaker 1: to the lead role of the show that you saw.

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Speaker 2: Wait, why would you be calling me? Why would the

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Speaker 2: theater give me my number?

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Speaker 1: I went to the box office and I was talking

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Speaker 1: to them because I was upset my process was broken,

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Speaker 1: and I asked them if they knew where that phone

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Speaker 1: ringing was coming from, and they said one person had

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Speaker 1: called in to complain, and I knew it was you,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm on the phone. You completely ruined

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Speaker 1: the night's performance for me.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I'm calling because my experience

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Speaker 2: was disturbed, My my husband's experience was disturbed. Everyone who

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Speaker 2: sat in oter section within hearing of that person was disturbed.

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Speaker 1: Do thou hear a liar in our midst yes, sire, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I just did two parts there. I did the sire,

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Speaker 1: and then the person saying, hark.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't again. I don't know why you're calling me.

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Speaker 2: You said you're just an understudy and you're not even

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Speaker 2: the understudy. You're disturbed people away from being on stage.

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Speaker 2: You don't do.

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Speaker 1: Anything Barkley the third under study to the lead.

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Speaker 2: And I want to tell you right now, Barkley Amadeus,

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Speaker 2: no one on this phone call cares. That's not a

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Speaker 2: stage name, that's not the phone I don't.

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Speaker 1: Care directly really to Mozart.

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Speaker 2: Look, I am telling you we were there and there

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Speaker 2: was this noise going and sas that we had to play.

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Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with us. It has everything

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Speaker 2: to do with the person I complained about initially.

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Speaker 1: Twas you, which is who what it was you who

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Speaker 1: ruined the Knight's performance and harnessed my good family name.

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Speaker 2: What did you say your name was again.

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Speaker 1: Barkley Amadeus, a direct descendant from the great Amadeus Mozart.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have got to be kidding me

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Speaker 2: with all of this line of chat, and I can't

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Speaker 2: believe you keep going. You are so persistent. Wait Wait

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Speaker 2: a minute, you just said Mozart your last You're a.

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Speaker 1: Descendant, direct descendant of Amadeus Mozart. It is my name

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Speaker 1: after all, Barkley Amadeas.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, if you're a direct descendant of Mozart and

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Speaker 2: Amadias isn't even his first name. His name was Wolfgang

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Speaker 2: Amadeus Mozart. You've been with you ask me some kind

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Speaker 2: of stupid actor.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am. Also, I'm not an actor at all.

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Speaker 2: Really well, I think you and I probably agree on.

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Speaker 1: The first conversation. Actually, Jubil from the Jubil Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your friend Tamara set

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Speaker 1: you up. What's a joke you're this is double Yes.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys went to the theater together

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Speaker 1: and somebody's phone in front was going crazy, so you

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Speaker 1: complained to the theater and she wanted me to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh my god, glad you called me out

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Speaker 1: on the last name thing. I didn't even think about

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Speaker 1: that when I said it.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties,