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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy. Here's your host, Kevin Poll. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Po That, dear friends, lovers and listeners. Over

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Speaker 1: the years, I've been crazy and lucky to see my

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Speaker 1: fair share of alchemy. Not too long ago, while having

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Speaker 1: my undercarriage repainted, the idea and what if I brought

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Speaker 1: together the right creative to people who ask them to

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Speaker 1: make sure that based on my own twisted, freak flag

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Speaker 1: ving ideas, then offer a podcast of a seemingly magical process,

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Speaker 1: and I'd call it Alchemy. Please, for the love of Mike,

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Speaker 1: stop blowing smoke up my skirt. Well, after a bit

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Speaker 1: of title tankering, I'm so very proud to welcome you,

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Speaker 1: dear friends, to another episode of Alchemy. This let's meet

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Speaker 1: our group of Alchemists, shall we? In no particular order

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Speaker 1: to say hello everybody? To Vanessa rag On Venetia, what's

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Speaker 1: the worst thing about sitting so close to Joey Greer?

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Speaker 1: I guess the energy. Yeah, that's correct, It's very intense. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's too much. I'm gonna say lock Peper Daughters, Chris

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Speaker 1: Alvarado's in the Who's why, Hey, I'm if they're selling

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Speaker 1: that's one of your old daughters, I should have clarified

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Speaker 1: block up your college going smart? What Christmas wish did

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Speaker 1: you make that still might come true? Um? Getting some

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Speaker 1: of Joey Grel's energy. Yeah, come on, people, We've got

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Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski here, Craig. Why can't we all just get along?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm sitting next to Joey Greer last, but all

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Speaker 1: flatten your times If you think I'm Lee, it's Joey Beer. Hey, Joe, Joe,

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Speaker 1: tell our listeners something about you that they couldn't possibly know.

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Speaker 1: Inside is so quiet, Yes, no one knew that. That's

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Speaker 1: for damn sure. That was co joining us. Tardy will

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Speaker 1: be sweet baby, James heeney, James, can I call it

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Speaker 1: Captain Poopy? Okay, let's degree our first scene. Very excited folks.

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Speaker 1: The scenes to they're coming from your listener mail that's

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Speaker 1: right right to us at your name here at alchemy

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Speaker 1: this dot com. Your name here at alchemy this dot com,

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Speaker 1: and give us some suggestions like this first one that

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Speaker 1: comes from Mary Grace Russo, who writes Loving the Podcast

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Speaker 1: Listen as as soon as they come out a concept

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Speaker 1: to maybe try the first date. I was thinking of tender,

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Speaker 1: but simplifying would be a first date. Well, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Mary Grace. So let's do. I'm gonna open it up

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Speaker 1: a little and say, let's do a series of first

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Speaker 1: dates that were simply set up from any one of

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Speaker 1: the various dating apps. Oh wow, this is great, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Um so, I I know from the app that you're

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Speaker 1: you love astrology, that fantastic stars. Yeah, yes, I am

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Speaker 1: going to be very balanced. I am. I'm a Libra

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Speaker 1: on a Burger rising and they're interesting. Yes, yeah, my too. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I have very I have several different scholar shamans that

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Speaker 1: of understanding to the psyche and as well as to

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Speaker 1: the stars spaces. So I'm like going a man's plain

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Speaker 1: astrology to you. Please please do, please do. That's too

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Speaker 1: much of me, too much of me, too much of me. Uh.

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Speaker 1: On your profile says you work with cars m the

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Speaker 1: Pixar film. Oh, oh my god, oh my god, re

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Speaker 1: editing it ever since it came out. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: trying to get it right and tear. Are your drinks

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Speaker 1: Colada and one virgin Pani Colada? Thank you? I asked

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Speaker 1: for no Marichino cherries. Sir, can you come back please?

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Speaker 1: I heard him. I us for no Maraschino cherries. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just because I order a virgin drink? Am I a child? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Come back please right here? Okay, I'll take it away.

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Speaker 1: What was that keep your college aged daughters away from him?

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Speaker 1: Am I right? Oh? Did I? Or did I not? Say? No? Maschin?

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Speaker 1: You you said I don't recall at all? Well, I

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Speaker 1: thought it, and I sent that feeling to the floor manager.

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Speaker 1: There's been a problem. Yeah, you need to manage your floor.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying, My god, I'm trying. Can you get this

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Speaker 1: use my fingers? Not at all? There's a stem? Please?

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Speaker 1: Can you just fix this? Please? Here you go? Shall

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Speaker 1: in a bow? Do you hear saying? Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. And these are on the house. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. You're very welcome. She was very nice.

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Speaker 1: She was so much different energy than the other guy. Well,

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Speaker 1: she's a Gemini. Yeah, you can just tell that. I can.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's amazing, something about the two faced quality. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Janice the Greek god, the Roman god. Why

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Speaker 1: the gods? Janice? Yes, the two faced anyway, So you know,

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Speaker 1: I cars. I love the franchise. I love everything about that.

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Speaker 1: trying to eliminate the character of Lightning McQueen, okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: It's just like, why would there be cars exactly? There

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Speaker 1: was obviously in them some kind of post apocalyptic scenario

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Speaker 1: where the cars became sentient part of me. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to apologize for the mistake earlier. And oh you're

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Speaker 1: still working here? Well, yes, bad of my own money.

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Speaker 1: I've actually purchased this appatter platter for you guys us

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Speaker 1: want half of that field with alcohol and the other

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Speaker 1: half virgin. He's an alcoholic. I am a teetotal. Just

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Speaker 1: feel anxious. Go to the back room. Go hit yourself

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Speaker 1: an arrow. Maybe come back all the time. We will.

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Speaker 1: You're getting your floor and shape. She's so nice. I'm

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Speaker 1: so happy I met somebody on blunk. Thank you me too,

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Speaker 1: Like I've been on blunk for a while. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: me too. How many moons? I can't even count so

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Speaker 1: many moons, you know, not enough stars? Wow? Wow, But

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Speaker 1: when you feel that light, when you see that life

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for a life, frankly, I'm looking for somebody

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for fun and sport, okay, and someone who

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Speaker 1: likes novels. Um. I haven't read a book in a

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Speaker 1: is a nice bar. It's a nice bar, really fun idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you look great in a park of by the way,

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Speaker 1: you so what do you say? We do this? We

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Speaker 1: my past, have I You're human? I'm human? Look at that.

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Speaker 1: I love you. Know. This is the first time someone's

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Speaker 1: wanted to commit in a while. So that's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm all commit, but you're this is you know, a

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Speaker 1: you what do you need? I'm hoping, you know, my

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Speaker 1: You got a boss. I'm good at talking to bosses,

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Speaker 1: my work speaks for itself, but if doesn't, I can

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Speaker 1: speak for your work. How are those drinks, folks? Are

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Speaker 1: they cold enough for you? Very cold? Very very cold. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is a nice bar and coldest bar in town

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Speaker 1: and coldest drinks in tow Yeah. I see those signs everywhere.

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Speaker 1: on ice blocks. Yeah, we've really got our brand out there. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: asking me for help? Now? Asking you for help? Do

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Speaker 1: on the branch Martini, My lady, I'm sorry. Do you

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Speaker 1: know each other? We just met? Holy shit, ladies, first,

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Speaker 1: Oh you can see it from that far away. Cheers.

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Speaker 1: You think I'm a fucking ugly piece of ship. It's

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Speaker 1: you for the rest of your life. Mike, I didn't

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Speaker 1: But I was able to find a hair dryer if

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Speaker 1: It's not the way you look. You look great. It's

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Speaker 1: the way you were threatening me. The threat I was

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Speaker 1: you one. Everything's made of ice. Way are an ice bar.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't read carefully enough. I was so

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Speaker 1: scared of my dream. You signed the disclaimer when you

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Speaker 1: walk down. Didn't read that either. What the funk is this? Mike? Mike?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? Yeah, Hi, I can on the ledger here.

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Speaker 1: You wanted to come in and talk about Aggie's position

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Speaker 1: here at the company. She was having a problem apparently,

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Speaker 1: and you were sent in. I'm confused. What's confusing about that?

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Speaker 1: That you don't work here? Oh I see, I see.

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Speaker 1: So you think, oh yeah, she works here and will

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Speaker 1: continue to work. Well, she's doing a great job in

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Speaker 1: my opinion, and you based that opinion on my own standards. Sure, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well we have our standards to see. You're you think

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Speaker 1: me tell you it's terrible. Okay, yea. And furthermore, well, uh,

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Speaker 1: She does great work and needs to be reminded of

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Speaker 1: my body, Mr President, I didn't need Okay, clip club?

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Speaker 1: What's her clip clop? Clip clop? I've been saying, plea cluck,

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Speaker 1: have a couple of options. I'd love to hear them

413
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Speaker 1: happy new Yeah, okay. Number one it's cut off power

414
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: of the entire world, which you'd be cool with of course. Yeah.

415
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: And I think we're gonna go with supporting to show

416
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: that level of strength and power when dealing with the

417
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: other countries. I'd love to hear an what kind of

418
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: lockerselves in here? And then are you okay? I think

419
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: so much? The lower part of my bodies it's Phil

420
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: easy enough, Phil McKay with a Bill, uh, fill with

421
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: a Bill, Fill with a Bill. I understand Phil of

422
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: Bill Phil, Bill, you don't look way. I love my

423
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: gonna line, thank you, sir, Thank you so again. First

424
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: option powers off to the world. Option too, we lock

425
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 1: ourselves to the death. I can't understand Option two is

426
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: we lock ourselves in here. How does that affect the

427
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: rest of the world. Well, I guess, and now as

428
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: as good as time is any to tell you we

429
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: actually run things around here. Well, I understand that. That's

430
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: we're fun with it. That was job as pr Apparently

431
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: I just need to know what the story is because

432
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: Bill is confused. Can you go have a quick conversation

433
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: with Bill? Just you two love. We have to finish

434
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: the debate about peanut butter. I'd love to hear. I

435
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: would love to hear you. Can I get a quick

436
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: poll I'd love to hear from tlip talk too. Alright on,

437
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: So creamier or chunky Chunky from Clip Chunk Chunky from

438
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: Don Phil Bill, Creamy Creamy, thanks Edgar Chunky for me monkey.

439
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: So that's three junkies. Alright, Well, that's good to know. Alright,

440
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: keep up a good word, we'll keep it. I'm going

441
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: out there, all right, Well, thank you. So just follow

442
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: me down the hallway over here, and you're going to

443
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: see on the left hand side, this is where the

444
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: Presidential movie theater is Now, this is something very rare. Trely,

445
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna be able to We're going to have all

446
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: the screenings of all the different New Year's Balls drops

447
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: going on here when it happens. Yes, they're well, so

448
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: now just following me down the hallway, please don't touch

449
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: the president. Taft got stuck in. That's just a rumor,

450
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: one of those presidents that died having sex with a horse.

451
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: Where do they keep the aliens? Okay, well all these

452
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: are just rumors now, Okay, that and we don't keep

453
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: those No, no, no, the aliens are real. I'm sorry.

454
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: I saw aliens on the news and they are here.

455
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you had seen aliens. Well it wasn't

456
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: on the traditional news, but it was an news source.

457
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,479
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to die here to not? Yeah, right,

458
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: come on, I don't say something like that. If you

459
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: have some kind of special power to feel the premonitions

460
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: like that, do you do you feel that? I just

461
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: heard it. All. Everybody's buying water. If you say someone's

462
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: gonna die in the White House, you know that's a

463
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: federal offense. Right, Oh my god, I didn't. So let's

464
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: just get some gar me I was told I could

465
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: bowl a couple of frames in the bowling alley. All right, yeah,

466
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: these are just rumors. There's no bowling alleys. There is

467
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: a bowling alley, boy, it's right there. But let' I'll

468
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: just go down. Let's just come down the slide. Let's

469
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: got to group with. I'm gonna y'all such at what's happened.

470
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: I took all these I want to cat tail. You'll

471
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: left me. Well, someone hold me while let that can

472
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: go next, follow the door sheet. Give me the map.

473
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: Where's that butler who's worked for all the president? It's

474
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: a rumor. Give me the map. I'm gonna show you

475
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: where to go. Off to another New Year's party, this

476
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: one in the high Hollywood Hills. We're a very prominent producers,

477
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: throwing quite the lavish party. We'll hear from the guests,

478
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: the host, and the caterers. Party, noise, party, alcohol using, man,

479
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: you know, just a bullshit, you know what I mean.

480
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this fucking role man, and it's

481
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 1: just like it's all coming at me in a way

482
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: that's just like black Gary. You have a call. Yeah,

483
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: I got a cool It's called a cocaine Okay, can

484
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: I guess? So of course you can get into my pocket.

485
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: You gotta get it from my pocket book, alright, So

486
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: it's just like crazy. You don't say anyone know if

487
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: there's any birds in here? Who? Oh my birds? Yes,

488
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: there any birds in here? Definitely Trillo, Stephanie Trillo, Stefanie

489
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: who should I saw you? Oh my god, I love

490
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: I loved you? And dinosaurs react fun project, A lot

491
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: of fun. I was set. The dinosaurs were almost real.

492
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 1: We all got scared at one time or another. There

493
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: was a lot of improv. Yeah you're shanging one off book.

494
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: I went off book and stephanely trailer and I have

495
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: a better books didn't want to get off. What do

496
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: you think is gonna happen at midnight? When a stroke

497
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: at midnight? Where I have any an tools? A witch

498
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: and she told me if I about the head off

499
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: a bird, So I'm ring for a bird. That's what

500
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: the head of the bird is for. That's right. The blood.

501
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what makes she get through it, but

502
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: it's going to be a chosen few. They live exactly.

503
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: The rest will fade into the desk. Everything I'm seen

504
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: on news just says the computers are gonna go whacky.

505
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: But listen to the news, baby. Mr Sapiro, Yes, I

506
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: know you're just a caterer, but like I know that

507
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: you also like cater to like all the stars, of

508
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: course I do. That's why I have parties. I was

509
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: just wondering if maybe I could pitch you my movie idea.

510
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: I mean, right now, I'm playing the rule of cater

511
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: I know it's so and my boss. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

512
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: let me put this down. Then go ahead. I'll give

513
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: you the elevator. Elevator excuse me, okay, never mind, just

514
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: coming back when you're ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I

515
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: live in my car. What did you say elevator? Alright, fine, fine, yeah,

516
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: you said it wrong, unless it was Mr Shapiro. We

517
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,959
Speaker 1: need a few more stuff, mushrooms. Hey, can I give

518
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: you a quick elevator pitch? Yes? Bigfoot family? So kid bigfoots,

519
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: adult bigfoots, women bigfoots. That's my pitch, Bigfoot family. OK.

520
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: Let's buying or not? Yes, I'm buying. You think I'm

521
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: an idiot? Okay, you could call it the big feet.

522
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm just one. Did you give any whole birds in here?

523
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: Are you cooking any whole birds in the kitchen? We

524
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: have we have life birds. Oh goodness, this is great.

525
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: May have one, absolutely, but partment um. I don't want

526
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: to embarrass you or blow up your spot as they say.

527
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: But you said elevator pitch in there, like, are you

528
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: selling a movie about elevators? You don't, you don't know

529
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: the term. It's an industry term. Yeah, it's called an

530
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: elevator pitch. Why would it be called an elevator? Little

531
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: hot dogs up? Like I get get these little hot

532
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: dogs out there. Okay, Frank is supposed to be in blankets.

533
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: I just see the little bigs, a little blanket and

534
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: just hot dogs. Nobody's gonna eat hot dogs and a

535
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: big people love dogs. We gotta put blankets on them.

536
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: Then you put the blankets on them and make the dog.

537
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back in a couple of minutes. Better

538
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: be blankets on me or pigs. Oh good? Yeah? Where

539
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: is he? That's a big bigger than what is that?

540
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: That's a big bird cuts a black bird? Oh I

541
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: was hoping first. He's a scary. What is it? Thank you?

542
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, a little guy. Mr Shapiro, gonna

543
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: talk to you for a second please, of course, of course. Well,

544
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: I just want to say again thank you for hiring

545
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: us and having this work here. But there has been

546
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: a slight decline in your output for the night. Oh well,

547
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: the truth this is I've been getting a lot of

548
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: pitches and honestly, I'm I don't care. You're working right now, okay,

549
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: Mr Shapiro. So you're gonna have to hit certain tables

550
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: and a certain quote to you. Understand. I thought that

551
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: it was just, you know, uh, kind of breaking the mold,

552
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: just working as a cater at my own party. I

553
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: can't get some slack at my own house. No, sir,

554
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: if you if you're if you're working with Golden Table,

555
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: you're working with the best. I mean, that's why I

556
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: hire you, guys, but that's why you're working with us.

557
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: So do me a favor. I want you to pretend

558
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 1: you're on the clock. Okay, Well, this is the first

559
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: year you've been managing this. I don't know if you

560
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: know how it usually works. Yeah, usually it works is

561
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: anyone can do whatever the hell they wanted your parties

562
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: and we lose money. Oh not anymore, Mr Shapiro. Okay, Okay,

563
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: thank you, d Look. Look, I know you think I

564
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: sound crazy, but just listen, Okay. I think in the

565
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: future it's gonna be more like technical, man. I think

566
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: that like we're going to break open the fucking landscape

567
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: of what it means to be creative. I think you

568
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: can people are gonna make movies on their fucking phones.

569
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: You are fucking telephone at home and a little in

570
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: the hallway. I'm gonna make movies with that. I think

571
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm just high man, mare, just sucking. Hi. I heard

572
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: my son the other day. He's four. He said digital.

573
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's talking, Tom talking about

574
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: his fingers. Alright. I just feel like we can We're

575
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: gonna put be in a place where you can make

576
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: your You could be a celebrity on your own. Man,

577
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: what Stuart but famous for? What? Like? You know, how

578
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: like war All said fifteen minutes of fam I think

579
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like six seconds of fame. Hi, man,

580
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: I don't know I have, but she's having you know what?

581
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, these pigs without blankets are incredible. See I

582
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: thought they were surprising too, really good. I mean it's

583
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: a hot dog, really right, I don't know, it's a

584
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: pig without a blanket. Alright, a blanket list pig blank list.

585
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: I call it a could pick who wants to cocaine

586
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: on Ara? I love this body. It's not bad, right,

587
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: it's the opposite of bad. It's and I thought I

588
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: was the gay throwing the body was also the kid

589
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: where that seems but he's crazy? Yeah? Have you talked

590
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: to him? No? I already wasn't eating the bottom line?

591
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: Oh well, I think he's a pretty cool boss, is

592
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: all I know, Mr Shapiro Man. I mean he's a

593
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: high big time producer and a caterer, like like the

594
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: heatering ideas, like kind of like outdat. I feel like

595
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a time where you can like use

596
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: your phone to like have meals. You can do that,

597
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: you can call the company. Yeah, it's gonna be like that,

598
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: but with like more actors and improvisers bringing it to you.

599
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: Improvisers an improviser? What are you talking about? It's like,

600
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: what's an improviser? I'd like to make a quick announcement, everybody,

601
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: My Nieces blackbird is missing from the cage upstairs. It

602
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: is not supposed to be an outdoor blackbird. Does anybody

603
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: know what happened to the bird? And where can we

604
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: get more of these little meatballs. I'm gonna be bringing

605
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: them in just a moment. But it's an emergency that blackbird.

606
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: Birds were like talking, but we were the voice of

607
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 1: the burden. We're like going like tweet tweet tweet tweet

608
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: and like send me messages to each other. Okay, I

609
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: could have sworn I heard something there. Oh it's my idea. Yeah,

610
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, it's like a digital platform. Alright, alright,

611
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: we'll keep an eye out for a blackbird. I'm gonna

612
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: bring out the meatballs. Oh my, this ponty is fantastic. No, dear, hello, hello, hello, hello,

613
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: excuse me. You're very famish and English actor, aren't you

614
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: a very famoush English? Yeah? I can't place you, but

615
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: but I know i've seen you in something or you're

616
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: you're incredible so much. If you can think of what

617
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: it is, i'd be fantastic. Commercial pepper farms, the guy

618
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: in the cloak I was, Yeah, see if you remember me,

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Speaker 1: those cookies for sale, Your cookies for sale? God? Yeah,

620
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Speaker 1: it came from like Shakespeare and ship right originally right right, right?

621
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Speaker 1: So what was your favorite Shakespeare player? You ever did,

622
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Speaker 1: because I've only seen one Corey Anus or something like that. No, no, no, no,

623
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Speaker 1: probably um probably the fear right Corey is a gay

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Speaker 1: port Say again, Corey Anus, I work in gay porn.

625
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: Oh that's oh yes, oh my god. Yes I've seen you,

626
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Speaker 1: my friend. Oh yeah, oh my gosh. Yeah, I know

627
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: the deep gus my friend, so to speak. I know

628
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Speaker 1: the animals of that. Yes, my friend, I have masturbated

629
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Speaker 1: so much of your Hello, how to do? How to do? Yes,

630
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Speaker 1: it's really me in the flair. Defit me. You've seen

631
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: my boobs and now you're going to meet my bird. Question,

632
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: is anyone comfortable killing a bird? Step? Oh my god,

633
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: he's a cookie man, not don a cookie man. I

634
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: have in my coat black. It was like the Tower

635
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: of London. Yes, give me. It's an omen where he's

636
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: just like me to breathe it. Well, I need this

637
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 1: for someone. I thought I could do it myself, but

638
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch the live dream attitude I got. Well,

639
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to be ald. I don't want to

640
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: be alone. Let's take the elevator to the room. Sorry,

641
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: on my computer is dead. It's just that. No, the

642
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: lights everyone everyone in the bathroom just turned to ash alive.

643
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: I didn't enough one of us is getting into this

644
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: room alive and one of us isn't at the time. Candles.

645
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: You got candles, of course, I got candles. Candles. This

646
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: bird's help. I've been him the future. You could be

647
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: like Alexa. Turn on the lights. Who has Alexa? Hey

648
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: we can still do drugs and stuff right by. Candles

649
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: will be great. These are birthday candles. Man. They're not

650
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,479
Speaker 1: gonna help with drugs. They're gonna get wax sol over.

651
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: I understand, like like fourteen of them, guys, I got

652
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: this this hand radio. There seems to be some emergency

653
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: broadcast plane. The message from the President of the United

654
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: States clip clop the real president. What option, Joe? It

655
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: was another option? I was option one, but even a

656
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: dead about it? When may I to each other? Pays

657
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: maintaining roads, taxes, pay taxes? It wants to pay taxes.

658
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: What that's a lot like my elevator pitch? Elevator? Yeah?

659
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: What the hell is an elevator pitch? Can we hear

660
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: the elevator picturel ready? Thank you? All right, I've got

661
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: a second. What's the bat mr? Here's what I was

662
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: thinking the world's come into an end. I see that

663
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: all around me. Um, and who we think is in charge,

664
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: it's not actually in charge. I just charged them. Oh

665
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: that's what we don't We don't really know what if

666
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: it's an alien, that's what I was kind of thinking, right,

667
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: like an alien. Well, the voice in the radio sounded

668
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: very alien, like, what's reminding me of my elevator? Pitch?

669
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: Mr Spirow Else Kevin Spacey said, yes, Bill, that's great news.

670
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: That great news. It's a great story. But I gotta

671
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: go hug Kevin space bad idea. The TV is coming

672
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 1: back on, and so are the radios and all the lights.

673
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: We did it, the world didn't. Then that's crazy. Look

674
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: at that Holy shit, living the illusion Live and the

675
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: illusion llusion. Now, how exactly are we going to make

676
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: them big? That the whole world's gonna shut down? It's

677
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: because at the end of the of the decade, it's

678
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: very easy. You just kind of put it out there.

679
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: You just floated just Florida. These people. That's very, very stupid.

680
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: That's impresent. Yeah, take me through the two options. The

681
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: first one is something about like I'm plugging stuff. Then

682
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: the second one is they are very parbaric flight for power.

683
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: I like the option to push for two, I'll push

684
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: the the dog. I'm already rupt. I just want to

685
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: bring you, guys all these softballs. What am I doing here?

686
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: I've got a doublet of question for you. Leave me

687
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: alone there, stop touching. You're looking at me comfortable. No,

688
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,879
Speaker 1: this one's looking at my but not looking young. That's

689
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: a greeting. Yeah, okay, we got a couple. We learned

690
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 1: about earth behavior by watching your films. Yeah, Cory gans

691
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: deep guts. What I was just I was in bed

692
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: with my wife. The next thing I knew the movie

693
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: Wrigge Jane By. I've never seen it. Give me another movie.

694
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: This is a fun game. I'll tell you. Why were

695
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: they saved by the bell? Yeah? Were they saved by

696
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: the bell? What were they doing from themselves? When I

697
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: go back? Can I go back home? I got about?

698
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: Is they get easy? Ah? Were you going to sleep with?

699
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: I want you to dream of mm hmm not a

700
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: regular bait um? I guess flying. You can't have to look.

701
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: This thing's tone is still in my butt that I

702
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 1: just saying that out. Why did you saiding? Not hello?

703
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 1: I was like hello? Okay, so we Good's Charles Still

704
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: and Jarge. I don't know, you're all glowing things. Never

705
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: stopped with the boss, Bill Clinton, President Bill Clinton taking

706
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: tongue out of my foot. Hello, baby, baby, wake up

707
00:46:50,920 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: what I'm having a horrible dream. You've got to go.

708
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: We called last call already, we got we gotta gob

709
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: lots of people fall asleep in hair because its verticle.

710
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: Can you maybe take the hair dry away please? Mark? Okay, okay, babe, alright, okay,

711
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: you're ready to go. I'm called again. Let's go home.

712
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: Let's go home. Okay, let's just call our home our

713
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: home made. Don't need a uber, I don't even need

714
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: to press the but just a feeling though. Oh yeah,

715
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: I had a feeling that we need to go home.

716
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: Yet I need to tell you our address. I know.

717
00:47:52,480 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: I've got another letter from from Justin mcate m E

718
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: C A T. E. McKay, Hey chemists, and then in

719
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: parentheses my idea for what to name the team, but

720
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: feel free to change. Yeah right, pound that chest. Just

721
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: wanted to say that I love your show. I recently

722
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: binge listened uh to it at work the other day.

723
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: They shift really flew by. I'm a full time student.

724
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: With a full time, minimum wage job. I always wanted

725
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: to attend a live show, but it's so hard to

726
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 1: find the time. So thanks for making this podcast and

727
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: giving me a comfortable break from the grind. Please keep

728
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: up the great work. I have a few suggestions below

729
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: U for some scenes to run through your newest fan,

730
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: Justin mccate. Here's the one of his suggestions. And amateur

731
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: SWAT team on their first mission with the directing, with

732
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: the director coaching them from a van outside. Okay, so,

733
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: since the suggestion made the odd choice of using the

734
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: word director, I would like to do the real version

735
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 1: in the SWAT team and then the TV production version

736
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: wherein said director just isn't getting what he or she

737
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: was hoping for in the scene. So first we go

738
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: to an actual site where the SWAT team is hard

739
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: at work with the director calling shots from a van

740
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: out front. Okay, I'm checking gear, power, drap it up

741
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: to turn around, get it back front, good pete heo,

742
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: lock and load buddy, all right? Feeling good? Yeah? Locking

743
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: the load in candy, Yeah, I feel good. No, he

744
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: seemed very relaxed. Yeah, alright, cool. We're gonna hit this

745
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 1: as soon as we get the word from the director.

746
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna, we're gad to go alright, alright, alright, we're

747
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: ready for this. And uh, I don't sorry. What's your name? Candy? Now?

748
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: Can we get somebody else for Candy problem? He just

749
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 1: doesn't have the energy we're looking for. We're looking for pep,

750
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: We're looking for smiles. Candy is the best demo team

751
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: member we got. It's just out. It's not what we're

752
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: looking for on the big screen. It was long range

753
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 1: shooter and not I mean in Vietnam. He was in Vietnam,

754
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: just shooting Vietnam last summer. Okay, well how about this.

755
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: Can you give me a smile. I'm gonna need to

756
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: trade him out. Smile a smile on the sweat. Yes,

757
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: what are we smiling about? Well, we don't want everybody

758
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: to think that these people are forced to do this work.

759
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: This is their own free will. They're protecting the people

760
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: here from Glenda. Please, thank you. I'm Glenda. I'm the

761
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: sensitivity supervisor. I'm also working closely with the script boys.

762
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: You guys will be reporting to me and the director here. Okay,

763
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: let's keep it sensitive, keep it warm. We're saving golden retrievers. Glinda,

764
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: can we can we be in agreement that this candy

765
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: needs to have a higher energy, be smiley. I don't

766
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: like his face. I don't like his face, but I

767
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 1: think you could fix it with a smile. That's right.

768
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh god, never mind, keep it down. Don't to upbeat.

769
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: Oh do you guys ever? Do you guys ever wear

770
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 1: ski masks? Yeah, maybe we could put one of those

771
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: on candy. Yeah, mask him. Yeah, see this fits man,

772
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: it's too tape. Yeah, no, it looks great. It's this question.

773
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: It works on. It doesn't read. I'm here in video

774
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 1: village and it looks good. It looks cool. One minute

775
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: out from location that, one minute out roger that and again,

776
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: we're going to free up some golden retrievers. Well, they're

777
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: being held hostage by some asshole PETA people, all right,

778
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: and they're trying to save these golden retrievers. It's a

779
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: little redundant. Yeah, no kidding. So these golden retrievers. You

780
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: said it, chief, I'm just saying, just because they're pure

781
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: bread doesn't mean they're bad. You see, there's a big

782
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: thing going on in the dog community. Adopt, don't shop, true,

783
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: but shopping is still Those animals are still alive. Yeah,

784
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: they are right. They need home, that's right. Yeah. Oh gosh,

785
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: I have completely misread this script. I thought that we

786
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: were trying to take out the pain to people that

787
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: are trying to let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Understand,

788
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: everybody shoot those dogs. Oh, come out, I'm gonna use

789
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 1: my bowie knight. I got all the dogs in here.

790
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: I got all the dogs in this room. All right,

791
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: thank you for playing bank the scene. We had a

792
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 1: couple of questions. We tested this with an audience in Burbank,

793
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm just about every car. Do we have

794
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: to see dogs? Good shot? I was gonna put it

795
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: out there is there any way to cut around the

796
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: dogs being shut? Well, it's a reality television, I understand.

797
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: But again the people in Burbank were a little offended.

798
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: Uh well, I mean there's a lot of things in

799
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 1: reality that I'm offended by, but I can't change it.

800
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm not some sort of superhero, I understand. But you

801
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: sort of set up the whole thing for the SWAT

802
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: team to go in and rescue the dogs, and this

803
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: one guy just opened fire with the ski mask on

804
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: all the dogs. He was a good shot. Well, he fine,

805
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: and I'm wondering if I post we can maybe put

806
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: a little smile on his face. I mean, I wish

807
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: that we would have done this in the first place.

808
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: Can I just ask? Is this confidential here? Yeah? Of course, Okay.

809
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: I think it might have been my fault getting those

810
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: Golden Retrievers shot. I think I missed. Oh shit, I

811
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:46,439
Speaker 1: I didn't even see you, resident dog lover here. Well

812
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: you are, in all fairness, you were the guy on

813
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: set that was supposed to make sure that animals weren't harmed. Well, well, Daryl,

814
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 1: I was that we're going to be rescued. I want

815
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: to say I was very close to the action. I

816
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: was on the front lines, as it were. I was

817
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: under the impression the dogs were going to be rescued.

818
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: The massacre surprised me as much of a surprise anyone

819
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: who has a sensitivity festival us on set. I'm very

820
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 1: the mission was in fact to save the dogs. I mean, yes,

821
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: we talked to the guy that did the shooting to

822
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: the ski mask. I don't know if it's a good

823
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: idea to bring Candy in here, but I do have

824
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: him outside the door. Please bring please bring Candy and

825
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: I just want to have Well, let me just prep

826
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: you guys. This guy is edgy from the shooting of

827
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: the dogs. I also want to say that the rest

828
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: of the group joined and pretty fast they followed Candy's lead.

829
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: So it might have been Candy spall, but everyone was

830
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 1: an animal. That sort of a team later situation though.

831
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: All right, let me get the door. You want me

832
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: to bring Candy in? No? I love you, Mr Candy,

833
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: Mr Candy. They're ready to see you now I gotta go. Okay,

834
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: all right, would you follow? You're follow me? I like you.

835
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: You got a sullen face while you're so sad all

836
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: the time. Sad. Okay, that's your answer. I get that. Yeah.

837
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: I carry a lot of demons too. He's gonna be

838
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: in here any minute. It's a really long hallway from

839
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 1: the lobby into this room. I'm hiding under the table.

840
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: That hallway is the only thing protecting us from his gate.

841
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: Mr Candy, welcome. Would can we get anything from water? Coffee? Coffee?

842
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: Maybe a coffee? Okay? How do you like that? Black back? Okay,

843
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:39,240
Speaker 1: have a seat. We're out of coffee. Uh, the coffee's

844
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: on its way, Candy, Mr Candy, Um, we noticed as

845
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: point person. You were first one in and uh, while

846
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: we we we have an audience in Burbank that felt

847
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: a little taken aback Burbank, California by the shooting of

848
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 1: the dogs. So we'd love to either explain to them why,

849
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: which none of us to know, or edit that part out. Okay,

850
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: see dogs, who started shooting? What's going on? Um? The director?

851
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: This man right here who was in charge of everything,

852
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: we know which ones? The director give me my orders?

853
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: And that was too he said shoot the dog, he said,

854
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: take out the enemy. M I've thought that was why

855
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: are the dogs the enemy? Resident dog here? I'm sorry

856
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: your promerendians are okay, I'm guessing that what are you called?

857
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: They're traumatized. I told them about it. That was it.

858
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: You didn't get a plain of footage for him. What's

859
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: your name, Darryl, Daryl? It's on my shirt, Candy. I

860
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna explain something to you. What and this

861
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 1: is gonna hurt your feelings. Dogs don't have souls, Candy, Darrel, Candy,

862
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: I know that. Sorry, Sorry, fright on her. Uh can

863
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: can we get back to shoot the enemy kill the

864
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: enemy concept? Because again the report Peter we don't have

865
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: any coffee. We get you something other than coffee. So date,

866
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: do you'd like a date with her? With her? Yeah,

867
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,959
Speaker 1: oh my god'm not here asking for a date. We're

868
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: out of dates, sir. I think he's asking you to

869
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: go out. Okay, I'm sorry, I'll check this guy. We're

870
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: going back like me. Did you have a question for you?

871
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: Do you like me? Yes? Yes? All right, Mr Candy.

872
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: Uh So, in your mind the orders of the Peter

873
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: people being the enemy didn't register. You saw the dogs

874
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: which most people see us friendly, loving, full of heart

875
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: and soul as the end, full of heart. Yeah, they

876
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: got hearts and the dead within second. Uh So where

877
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: in your train blasting into that room? What triggered kill

878
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: the dogs? No? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we understand

879
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: you there a year ago right on the surfing surfing? Right?

880
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: How are the waves in the you know, because you

881
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: see in the in that couple of movie the character

882
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: there love the smell and napalm the morning that guy

883
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: he's surfing, right, Charlie, don't surf? These are things I remember.

884
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: So all these years later, you're staying the surf is

885
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: nice in the Vietnam. What size board you got The

886
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: dogs didn't have to die. Let's get back to that.

887
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. The truth is is we got we

888
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: got our shots. The dogs did die. If we edit

889
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: out the dogs getting killed, what are we left with

890
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: seven minutes? Yeah, nothing, We're left with nothing. Well, when

891
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: the people don't watch the dogs, do you want me

892
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: to kill people? Absolutely? Is that? I mean? In my vision,

893
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: no one got killed. Vision. The dogs were being rested

894
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: and taken to the children That's why we had the

895
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: children's hospital already. We signed all the waivers and then

896
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,439
Speaker 1: we had to go and talk to the children's days,

897
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: her kids. But the dog, you're dead and I was

898
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: covered in blood and we were all crying, Who do

899
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: I kill? No one? You think people are more important

900
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: than dogs? Are you twisting our words? Look? Does anyone

901
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: feel that the first was mistake was hiring an amateur

902
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: swat team for a reality TV show, giving them live

903
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: weapons and introducing golden Retrievers into the meigs. I gotta

904
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: be honest, a lot of reality TV, and I've had

905
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: successes in the past. It's storytelling. So yeah, I brought

906
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: Peter in that day, and yeah, those were pure bred

907
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: laboratory treat for whatever they were they were pure bred.

908
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: I asked for pure bred dogs because it looks good

909
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: on camera. What was the elevator pitch for the show?

910
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: I'll tell you honestly, it was just supposed to focus

911
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: on the Swat team and there are many antics, but

912
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: it seems like it's gonna be Why should they have Christmas?

913
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: It was swatting into Christmas and the kids we're gonna get.

914
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: We had a song Christmas sting into Christmas, slutting to

915
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: you guys, have your headphones, there's had put your hands

916
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: on your cans on. Here we go, Take three and

917
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: one to swat into Christmas. Santies are all pure. Kids

918
01:00:50,920 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: want to have fun, fun to Christmas. Cut Cut, We're

919
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: never gonna get to the Christmas episodes. What happened? What

920
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: do you mean we're talking about? I gotta pay bills here,

921
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: I gotta pay bill. I'm sorry, but I had a solo.

922
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: The pilot went really bad and it's got it's never

923
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: going to see the light. It was a tight seven

924
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: minutes and everybody loved it. Turns out everybody was offended,

925
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: and I guess I don't know. We're reality TV is

926
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,959
Speaker 1: headed towards This was my ticket out of gay porn

927
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: hired amateurs. Hey, Jason, Hey, it's me Carl over at

928
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: Sears dot com. You have a lot of unpaid bills,

929
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: but you told us you had a job and you're

930
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: gonna pay us. This is this is you? Asked the phone.

931
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: He said, hello, this is Jason. Hey, listen, what's the

932
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: deal man? What's going on? You had a gig and

933
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: then he lost the gig. Yes, talk to me. Okay,

934
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: your friend, what's your birthday? Okay? Okay, so you're a

935
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: little money. We all got bills. I'm not Jason. Okay,

936
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: what is this character? Jason? Jason? Who's on the phone?

937
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: Shut up? Jason? Who's on the phone? Is it for me? No?

938
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: Shut up, Jason, a little self respect? But I'm not

939
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: it's you, Jason, it's you know. Let me give the

940
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: phone off to somebody else. Hello, Jason, you have a

941
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: lot of bills to pay? Okay, Jason does. Jason has

942
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: a lot of bills to pay. All I'm saying is

943
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm making a call here to say I can make

944
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: that easier for you. How I can chop the what

945
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: you owe and half do that done? Am I talking

946
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: to Jason? Now? Jason only Jason can approve this credit slashing. Yeah,

947
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: I approve that. Who am I talking to? You're talking

948
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: to Jason? Hey, Bud, Gary Gary, can you hold on

949
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: a second as the person can me? One said Jason Garrett. Hello,

950
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: I need you to say his name at least uh

951
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: during the conversation, and also see if you can get

952
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: the birthday down to from a month to an actual

953
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: day right now we just got Okay, so hello Jason. Yeah,

954
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: it's me, but it's not Jason. Okay, listen, Hey, I

955
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: want to help you. Man. You're my friend. I'm your friend, dude,

956
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 1: where we're friends. I'm the Silvan Night. Okay, you're I'm

957
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: a Silvan Night. I made of silver. Your character work

958
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: is like not terrific, you know what I mean? I

959
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: always know it's you. I am the Silvan Night. Oh man,

960
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: See now you're doubting yourself. Here's what I want to

961
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: do for you, Bud. I want to get your your

962
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: your your payments cut in half. Don't you want that?

963
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: You owe so much money. Let's get rid of half

964
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: of that. Okay, Okay, just tell me your name again.

965
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: I know it. Jason. Yeah, Jason, you and I are

966
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: both born in August. Yeah, all right, you say the

967
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: day all said the day I was born? One to do?

968
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 1: Is that work? Does that work? Okay? Great? All right, okay,

969
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: and then just one more, one quick thing, just one

970
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: quick thing. Um, I'll say myself a security number, and

971
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: you say yours. Okay, okay, and go and go, you

972
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: go first, Okay. I can only really say my real

973
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: one for some reason, and I didn't mind. Jason had

974
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: to leave. I don't mind to hear it. Well, then

975
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: you can you know what I'm done playing. You can

976
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: tell Jason I've actually doubled. Whats why? Because friends, friends

977
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: who turned their back. Hey, I'm your friend, I'm Jason.

978
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: All right, Squad squad. When we get the signal, we're

979
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: gonna go in and get this Jason character. Hey, we

980
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: can't have any deaths this time. We're gonna have to

981
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: break up our team destination. As soon as we get

982
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: a thumbs up, we gotta kick in that door. We

983
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: gotta take Jason. Jason's got a phone around, there's a

984
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 1: landline phone. He's that guy right there there. Call us

985
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 1: the squat squad. I could have sworn he said, squat

986
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: squad if I said it was an accident were the

987
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 1: swat squad? Well, hold on, are we squatting her swad?

988
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: Because that squat title swat s what are did? So

989
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: just hang on the phone, hang on the line with me.

990
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: Count the ten and I'm going to cut your credit

991
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: owing in half and tenne hey, this is fun seven six, five,

992
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: four three one. Everybody that brings this episode to a

993
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: conclusion with dead bodies every which way. Let's say thank

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997
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998
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