Speaker 1: I guess what decision we're about to make A horrible decisions. Guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A full corp pumps ak pit
Speaker 1: saying A K beach, I'm weazy. Of course I brought
Speaker 1: the white people here today. She's a quiet mind you
Speaker 1: like anytime we have white people and I'm not gonna lie, like,
Speaker 1: so I have these white people, but they're cool and
Speaker 1: I know it's not really our brand, but they're they're amazing,
Speaker 1: And she think you're really gonna like She's put us
Speaker 1: through a lot of tests to get here because the
Speaker 1: courses and ship. What did your first recording with with
Speaker 1: his Dave? I think so because Dave told me he
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, there's this girl that comes here. She's
Speaker 1: on TV and I'm like, bitch on TV. Shve Oh
Speaker 1: I love me some h motherfucking real house slas some
Speaker 1: below day a show at one of the real Porsche.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Porsche Giselle staying from below Deck. We had
Speaker 1: actually Gazelle on the podcast that was amazing wedding. Does
Speaker 1: that comin joined us? So they're part of the Black
Speaker 1: Effect family. Shout out to um reasonably shady because they
Speaker 1: were also just dominated for n double a CP Image
Speaker 1: Awards for the pandcast because you don't why because we
Speaker 1: don't have a fucking publicist that's why. Okay, okay, but
Speaker 1: it a lot. But yeah, that's that's amazing that you're
Speaker 1: in that hole. Well was it real quick? Because we
Speaker 1: do a bad job at this. Can you introduce you
Speaker 1: go introducer? We gotta keep going. So first I research
Speaker 1: who Hannah is Hannah's arrival? Yes, So I find out
Speaker 1: that people on the internet hate you know, like if
Speaker 1: you don't have research doing your research, sir at peak,
Speaker 1: Hannah hate time, right, And I'm like, okay, well who
Speaker 1: is this person? And then the other thing that really
Speaker 1: pissed me off because great she comes to the studio
Speaker 1: black o and let's go. This bitch only gets one angle,
Speaker 1: but you are about to have all these millions of
Speaker 1: people watching people. You've only got one angle, jewish to please, please,
Speaker 1: I'll get it to you for free. Just get some time.
Speaker 1: So whiteco comes in and I started asking for free angles.
Speaker 1: That makes me look bad, you know. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: she's kind of popping. And so anyway, we started chatting.
Speaker 1: We followed each other for years, and I remember you
Speaker 1: followed I think some other black people like Mouths or something.
Speaker 1: So I was like, guys, next story. I did them
Speaker 1: way back. But it's interesting though, for real, like when
Speaker 1: you're having it's two different podcast worlds. So I'm just like,
Speaker 1: who does she know that I know? And I did
Speaker 1: her show and we went to eat and the first
Speaker 1: thing she told me about was her hate online. And
Speaker 1: I never said welcome to the club. No, because I
Speaker 1: thought that we have people that don't like her this,
Speaker 1: or that I have people that hate me. I did
Speaker 1: hand No, No you're not no, no, let me be
Speaker 1: in it. Okay, this is another level of witch I got. Actually,
Speaker 1: I what upset. I hung out with Hannah. I like her,
Speaker 1: I understand how TV editing works. People were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you you don't know who the funk she is? Bitch?
Speaker 1: Did you meet the bitch or did you read something
Speaker 1: about online? Well that's when I knew about a person
Speaker 1: I met in real life. Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 1: People set me Reddit think pieces about her. That has
Speaker 1: really set me off because now you're telling me that
Speaker 1: the person I choose to collab with or talk about
Speaker 1: or want to work with again, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the funk I'm doing? Fuck you and white people got
Speaker 1: some nerve, bro, So they really were coming from me
Speaker 1: talking about they thought better of me. So wait, wait
Speaker 1: for those listening. Can you explain where people may know
Speaker 1: her from and her name? We are trying and nobody
Speaker 1: knows who the funk you're talking about? My point, I
Speaker 1: had no idea share it with the audience, Mandy, Can
Speaker 1: I get to it? Go leet up? Is I still
Speaker 1: at this point I have no magnitude of Hannah And
Speaker 1: you know I wanted her the personality as the hand
Speaker 1: of the person. Yes, you've met hand of the person
Speaker 1: I have? Like who the fund is Hannah? And how
Speaker 1: do people know you? And also your partner is here
Speaker 1: who was also on TV with you? So I want
Speaker 1: you to tell us about that, like how do people know? First?
Speaker 1: Can I just on that point before you get into
Speaker 1: that past. We were living together, just just like people
Speaker 1: message you. We were literally living together, right, But she
Speaker 1: was on the show and I guess it was like
Speaker 1: episode six or seven, and somebody messed me and said,
Speaker 1: you need to watch a summer house than you need
Speaker 1: to watch the show to know who you're living with?
Speaker 1: Wait are you kidding? Like, no, No, that sounds like
Speaker 1: a joke, but that is literally the because because I
Speaker 1: think Hannah used to say on the podcast that Dez
Speaker 1: doesn't watch the show, which I didn't watch the show,
Speaker 1: so somebody messed me said, you need to watch the show.
Speaker 1: You need to know who Hannah is. I'm literally living
Speaker 1: with her. Do you know what's crazy about you saying
Speaker 1: that too? In therapy, I've talked about the comments that
Speaker 1: I received because we share and are so vulnerable here
Speaker 1: on this podcast, I've had like I've had to separate
Speaker 1: the comments because when I say, here'll be like, man,
Speaker 1: they don't know who I am. They don't know about me.
Speaker 1: They will sit here and try to tell me about me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but who you think I am is
Speaker 1: not who I think i'm. Just because I show up
Speaker 1: every fucking week into your fucking podcast, that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you know who the who the funk I am? You
Speaker 1: not only have a podcast, but you are also on
Speaker 1: reality quote unquote, I was. I was okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: sure I started as like a comedy video producer. I
Speaker 1: was writing like a bunch of tweets and memes for
Speaker 1: this company, Betches. I was like making the content for them,
Speaker 1: and that's where like I learned a lot about joke writing.
Speaker 1: It super fun, got a d M to go on
Speaker 1: a reality TV show. I said, let's go, let's do this,
Speaker 1: and my goal going into it, I was like, I
Speaker 1: want to show that women could be multifaceted, Like you
Speaker 1: could be hot but also sad, and you could be
Speaker 1: like strong but also like we we you could be
Speaker 1: nice but also a count like you can We're all
Speaker 1: And that's the thing the Internet likes to oversimplify, like
Speaker 1: this woman's evil or this woman is like the Holy Spirit,
Speaker 1: and no, it's it's way more complex than that. Why
Speaker 1: do I sound like I'm making myself I'm talking bad
Speaker 1: about myself again. But anyway, long story show, I get
Speaker 1: on the show, and in your career, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: hot times and you're gonna have low times, especially when
Speaker 1: you're putting yourself out there. And when I first hung
Speaker 1: out with Wheezy, it was a real hot time online
Speaker 1: where like I couldn't do it. I had someone handling
Speaker 1: my social media for me because I couldn't go near
Speaker 1: my phone or I would have like a four day,
Speaker 1: you know, depression naps. So every now and then I'd
Speaker 1: come in and I could see she was like in
Speaker 1: a bad, bad way, and she was like I had
Speaker 1: a weak moment, and also like what's great is like
Speaker 1: all I want to do is make people laugh and
Speaker 1: entertain and make also put myself out there to make
Speaker 1: people think twice about like their lives and what they're
Speaker 1: doing or fill us alone. That was like my only
Speaker 1: hope for getting. I wanted to make the world a
Speaker 1: better play than you've been, just like only only in
Speaker 1: this third season. Yeah, my, that's the problem. The first
Speaker 1: two seasons were like epic people like people were giving
Speaker 1: me all this love, which again is fake, like you
Speaker 1: don't know me. I'm not as great as you think
Speaker 1: I am. And then people love like when but you're
Speaker 1: as bad as they think you already exactly, so like
Speaker 1: when you get really popular. And then they started to
Speaker 1: show like they started to show me reacting to this
Speaker 1: guy I was having a fight with, and and they
Speaker 1: weren't really showing what I was reacting to, so they
Speaker 1: were like this girl just lost her mind. And I
Speaker 1: hate the crazy girl narrative, but I just kind of
Speaker 1: had to be quiet and then when I was with you,
Speaker 1: you got these messages of girls being like, watch out
Speaker 1: for her. She's crazy. She's crazy, she's a narcissist, she's crazy.
Speaker 1: Showed her. No, no, no, I didn't have to show her.
Speaker 1: It was in my threat after I did her show
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I'm like, which I don't know the same,
Speaker 1: but you could. They were like and then the way
Speaker 1: yea so good of all time I met. I met
Speaker 1: Azell after being a six year fan of the Potomac franchise,
Speaker 1: and she ended up shout out to Gazelle Robin. They
Speaker 1: came to Our Lives show the very next day after recording.
Speaker 1: But I literally told her after recording, I said, y'all
Speaker 1: are so amazing, and now I have to like you.
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize because of what I was being
Speaker 1: shown in mind you. I liked her in the beginning,
Speaker 1: but then she wasn't who I liked from the beginning.
Speaker 1: And I literally told her to her face, I said,
Speaker 1: I loved the franchise. I would never have recorded with Candice,
Speaker 1: but I was anyway what happened, I would have never liked.
Speaker 1: I don't give a about Candice. But when I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't like them now. And so
Speaker 1: when I met Robin and Giselle, I said, you know,
Speaker 1: first off, I knew Robin was gonna be late, and
Speaker 1: she was. No. She was on time because because I
Speaker 1: made sure to tell her thirty minutes earlier than the
Speaker 1: time she had to show up. Um. But after meeting them,
Speaker 1: they literally talked like you and was, well, we get
Speaker 1: what they show on TV me and we were like,
Speaker 1: we get what we show on the podcast. We're still people.
Speaker 1: And after like having just dope conversations with them, we
Speaker 1: were like all night, Giselle, Gizelle. The reason Giselle is
Speaker 1: doing so well is because I'll talk to her and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I got something good for the plot,
Speaker 1: this this, Like she's the one who's pushing ship and
Speaker 1: she's the one who's like, get sitting here, you with
Speaker 1: your TV you want. She's very authentic, very authentic. No,
Speaker 1: but no, but she serves every day at work like
Speaker 1: she could you could sit back and have no drama
Speaker 1: around you and let everyone else fight and just kind
Speaker 1: of look pretty in interviews, or you show up to
Speaker 1: work and you're like, I'm gonna get involved. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to make this most entertaining TV show. So this
Speaker 1: show gets picked up the next summer. You know, you
Speaker 1: guys think me and we ate each other, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we love each other. And I just come in and
Speaker 1: give attitude ships for YouTube viewers like, definitely are arguing
Speaker 1: now they're actlutely. It's funny because there when y'all think
Speaker 1: we're arguing, But no, days, bro, it'll be they'll say,
Speaker 1: we're are doing it will be a day where bitch
Speaker 1: you just like the last episode. By the way, y'all
Speaker 1: they just watched this change. They didn't see no nipples
Speaker 1: and titties. But we record two episodes in a day,
Speaker 1: so they'll watch two episodes that we record in the
Speaker 1: same day and they'll be like, oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: definitely drama brewing. And then the next episode they'll be like,
Speaker 1: this was so great, the energy, the chemistry. We love it.
Speaker 1: We have people project their ship onto you. But also,
Speaker 1: if this didn't have attitude, why would you want to
Speaker 1: watch it? It's fun for two people to hate each other.
Speaker 1: First of all, a tweet came out. I want to
Speaker 1: shout out to you, Oh god, no, don't talk o drums?
Speaker 1: Did you guys literally like a Bravo show. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: are one of those reality polls instagrams. You ever see
Speaker 1: them with the likability ratings go up and down. I
Speaker 1: don't think we get paid like a Bravo show, but
Speaker 1: they should be. You're right. We actually a little bit
Speaker 1: tweet that came out with this girl's like, I'm so
Speaker 1: tired of these friendly bitches. I want a podcast for
Speaker 1: two bitches, and I'm like, go back, we got in it.
Speaker 1: I has to get on Twitter for a day. I
Speaker 1: retweeted it and I'm like, bro, hey, it is a
Speaker 1: very strong word. Yes, Like I love money, but I
Speaker 1: have more pride than that. Like, I'm not gonna work
Speaker 1: with someone I hate. No, but we're here for the money.
Speaker 1: Stop lying to do. I don't hate you. Maybe you
Speaker 1: hate me, but I don't hate you. Guys. Hey, I
Speaker 1: love is a very close. I don't love. I don't
Speaker 1: have I don't love money that much to where I
Speaker 1: could walk in here if I hate it somebody, But
Speaker 1: you guys hate like a boss I've worked for. At
Speaker 1: the end of the day, I feel like there's moments
Speaker 1: where I've been angry, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like I'm doing something that I love doing I'm doing
Speaker 1: it with another black girl. I'm making great money. I'm
Speaker 1: making strides. Like she's saying she hates the more people more,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like she's like, I hate her, but not
Speaker 1: the most. But the sweets were crazy because they started
Speaker 1: going into like episodes where I was like, damn, I'm
Speaker 1: not glad. I thought you guys and we tease each
Speaker 1: other a lot, and they think that it is nasty.
Speaker 1: I mean, but that that engagement and you guys is great,
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I hate I'll be honest, We'll have an
Speaker 1: Alex and Sophia. We might have broke up so a
Speaker 1: bit because you can't just keeping like that was an
Speaker 1: amazing story. I love that for you, and that was
Speaker 1: you have to be like I disagree and have people
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no no. As women were not allow
Speaker 1: to disagree because now we're having a full blown argument
Speaker 1: and I'm being offensive and aggressive. They don't know a
Speaker 1: lots of space for women to disagree. You with your partner,
Speaker 1: can disagree. You as a man can disagree with another
Speaker 1: man and dap it up if and you guys are
Speaker 1: podcasts when they start arguing, bro, they love how it
Speaker 1: goes viral, but me and really disagree. It's fucking oh
Speaker 1: my god. They're so jealous of each other. You've been
Speaker 1: around black people when they say who got my money?
Speaker 1: Then who? Or who's a better player, Jordan or Lebron? Yea,
Speaker 1: we always talk about my black people every party and
Speaker 1: who all time. But this this seems female sports, like
Speaker 1: this is our sports, And like when you watch Bravo,
Speaker 1: it's like the w W, like they simplify the storylines
Speaker 1: where like with the whole word villain, like you see
Speaker 1: early on Who because of confessionals, people talk to you
Speaker 1: about who's going to be the villain, and it's not
Speaker 1: based on the reality of what happened day to day.
Speaker 1: It's based on what they want, what they're for, and
Speaker 1: they will purposely create gray where there isn't great, Like
Speaker 1: someone will do something fucked up, but they'll make it like,
Speaker 1: well was it not sucked up and add things so
Speaker 1: that you're more confused and you can fight with your
Speaker 1: friends about it. Because if it's black and white, no
Speaker 1: one wants to watch and listen skinny five, skinny five
Speaker 1: ft five white guys are shouting at the TV saying
Speaker 1: Lebron is ship. So like this is what you're dealing with.
Speaker 1: You're dealing with people that don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: with strong opinions. JJ Reddick is not saying that you
Speaker 1: know how toxic it can be. Why did you choose
Speaker 1: to bring does in there? Or did you want to
Speaker 1: go like did you? Honey? I was None of that
Speaker 1: had anything to do with the reality TV, But go ahead,
Speaker 1: you can. Oh, you grow him because people got to
Speaker 1: see a relationship on TV and talk about it, and
Speaker 1: when I met, yeah, I never watched it. We don't like, literally,
Speaker 1: we don't even care. But also, but also with howevery
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that the relationship is still standing because
Speaker 1: my co is on other podcast brought her relationship to
Speaker 1: Love and Hip Hop and said she would never bring
Speaker 1: her real relationship to reality TV again because it drew
Speaker 1: so much of a wrench between the relationship that it
Speaker 1: would have never happened. So I just want to So
Speaker 1: I want to be clear. I brought him on for
Speaker 1: three days, but they put it into like three episodes
Speaker 1: because it was the only drama. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get I don't want to get too into
Speaker 1: I literally can't. I can't stand all these as no, No,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, I know I don't want to
Speaker 1: have any of the chatter build up. But in terms
Speaker 1: of our relationship, we had just met. Actually, so we
Speaker 1: we literally hadn't you just met on tonight? Just met?
Speaker 1: So what happened? So they were in that house for
Speaker 1: a long time, longer than people actually no, because there
Speaker 1: was like some time where they weren't film U but
Speaker 1: they weren't allowed to leave. And uh so we had
Speaker 1: a lot of time to build up a relationship on
Speaker 1: the phone. I mean we were in like a sexual Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were a little bit of less blind a little
Speaker 1: bit actually, So I just wanted me to I didn't
Speaker 1: give an Actually I didn't. We did have getting you
Speaker 1: were an inmate and look at I mean, that's not
Speaker 1: my j It was a little like that. I was like, sho,
Speaker 1: I just got a burner. I just got a burner,
Speaker 1: still smells like my friends asked anyway anyway, Um, so
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see her. I literally care. Now
Speaker 1: you got instance. I had my own career is very
Speaker 1: much Irish based, but like in Ireland, I'd be well
Speaker 1: known enough that going into that show is kind of
Speaker 1: like insane. So I did not tell anybody and tell
Speaker 1: my agent. I didn't tell anybody. Have to complete on
Speaker 1: the download because I knew it was madness, But literally
Speaker 1: I didn't care because I was just dying to see her.
Speaker 1: So I was just trying to shorten the time between
Speaker 1: when we saw each other again. Yeah, you know. But
Speaker 1: in the meantime, she was having this like this other
Speaker 1: type of season, which was an experience I hadn't had before.
Speaker 1: So when when you asked her, like, oh, what did
Speaker 1: you think it was a good idea to bring him in,
Speaker 1: like she would have never known that. When the season aired,
Speaker 1: I was flabbergasted, and I had so much trust and
Speaker 1: like my producers and the people around I had two
Speaker 1: seasons where like I felt like everything showed authentically. I
Speaker 1: was that bit when they were like, Oh, bring this guy,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great TV to add romance to the story.
Speaker 1: I was like, absolutely, whatever you guys want. And then
Speaker 1: when it aired, I was like, yeah, just trips me.
Speaker 1: You know, he tripped me. I don't I don't watch it.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it at the time. I tried to
Speaker 1: encourage her not to watch. What is like having sex
Speaker 1: and having to sneak around a camera, so there's no
Speaker 1: camera the bathroom. You put the bathrooms the bathrooms, and
Speaker 1: you put the faucet on really loud because everything you
Speaker 1: can't take your mic off, you get in trouble. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like that seeing what was that the Tom Cruise movie?
Speaker 1: You know whatever, Like he knows he's being watched, or
Speaker 1: you turned up. You make as much noise as possible.
Speaker 1: But I'm like sixth cents a long time ago, actually
Speaker 1: back to the threesome. I feel like you guys got
Speaker 1: back to the threesome. You didn't. There's no preface of
Speaker 1: a threesome. You're just asking if they've had him because
Speaker 1: I was making a joke, but I wanted you to know.
Speaker 1: So you know, Mandy doesn't have a taste for what
Speaker 1: she likes to call pink dick. But I think we
Speaker 1: can you. I've never been with a white man, would
Speaker 1: you not? This man? Like you're tall, which is normally
Speaker 1: a requirement, and I have been loving the silver Za
Speaker 1: is what I've been calling it. Um it depends if
Speaker 1: it is it down to your knee, like I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know you need a big dick as I do.
Speaker 1: I mean I would definitely I mean, I would Hanna,
Speaker 1: it's just Nna wasn't the with lingerie on, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, she seems eccentric, you know,
Speaker 1: she like you guys, don't all bottom. I feel like
Speaker 1: I would, and then like it would be like he
Speaker 1: can watch. I don't know if I would literally like
Speaker 1: put his dick in my mouth unless you say, you know,
Speaker 1: unless it turns to drunk. I am with drugs them on, true,
Speaker 1: but I would for sure I might suck. I just
Speaker 1: have to be out of like you know, all ea
Speaker 1: or alcohol. Yeah, that's basically. I love attention so much
Speaker 1: I'll go gay for attention. Oh so you're so then
Speaker 1: back to the three esom y'all. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: have you had a threesome because I feel like we
Speaker 1: haven't because she just said she but you guys, So
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, you don't like attracts to have threesomes? Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't say serious. Even attractive couples get people to
Speaker 1: like come in, No you don't. That's but we're pretty
Speaker 1: year and a half we her I was at the
Speaker 1: sex club with my partner during the pandemic at month four.
Speaker 1: Were talking about that no, no COVID COVID role. There
Speaker 1: was only fifteen of us, however, only a couple of
Speaker 1: droplets however weight at the At the first sex club
Speaker 1: experience with my partner, we got into an eight person orgy,
Speaker 1: so there were three other couples, so six. Yeah. There.
Speaker 1: He was like, what's your favorite color again? And I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I didn't. Okay, you were kissing her,
Speaker 1: and okay, what's like my A D D chaotic energy.
Speaker 1: You're like, you don't even know who's there, who's dick
Speaker 1: you're touching? Oh no, no, no, I was really there
Speaker 1: for the women, like the men were all just kind
Speaker 1: of watching. We didn't play with Brilli that that's not
Speaker 1: really her thing. That means you would want it if
Speaker 1: you can get it. It doesn't even come up for
Speaker 1: us because we've never even had the conversation. I mean,
Speaker 1: why not, because you just know she not down. It's
Speaker 1: what it never even it hasn't even come up. I've
Speaker 1: never have you ever had one of you ever wanted
Speaker 1: one way? But I've had threesome, but not in like
Speaker 1: a relationship situation. It's never been like myself and my
Speaker 1: partner at the time being like let's throw somebody else
Speaker 1: in the mix. You were just like tall, daddy hot.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to up. It just happened to you.
Speaker 1: It fell in your lap. Have you ever had a through? No,
Speaker 1: you feel like a threesome girl, which is fucking crazy. No. No,
Speaker 1: I'm like the girl that people are like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you coke and like a crazy and I like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it doesn't realize that step one, I feel
Speaker 1: like a bark really loud and was like that girls
Speaker 1: so fun and then I'm like, you guys, don't go sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. Like I'm actually like I leave midway after
Speaker 1: my stand up shows. Everyone's like, let's fucking party, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know I seemed fun on stage, but
Speaker 1: I actually like watch like the Food Network after What
Speaker 1: do you mean you know? No, it's not you. You're
Speaker 1: gonna see your lie right now, Mandy. You make fun
Speaker 1: of me because I won't go to out after the shows?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Right now? What one time I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bump in l A? Dude, I don't want you in
Speaker 1: l A? They offered us, Okay, what do you want
Speaker 1: me to say? That was at one time? You outside
Speaker 1: but it sounds cool, cool, You're still with the guy.
Speaker 1: So we just broke up because he didn't show up
Speaker 1: on Valentine's say how you need to flowers? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we talked about that statement. I'm not gonna lie. We
Speaker 1: talked about that with a couple of therapists. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm past it. Yeah, what's crazy is the problem in
Speaker 1: our relationship was never the orgies or sex clubs. Mind you.
Speaker 1: Pretty much every friend that came to New York to
Speaker 1: visit both of us, um, so we were having a
Speaker 1: lot of sex. The sex was never the issue was
Speaker 1: more of like the commune occasion and the boundaries, and
Speaker 1: so we did. We did. It's not that I have
Speaker 1: to bring it up here. Real He's also someone on
Speaker 1: this podcast I broke up with and got back together,
Speaker 1: and broke up and got back together for the for
Speaker 1: for enough time that now I'm just like, I'm cool,
Speaker 1: like I'm cool on it. To be fair with you,
Speaker 1: though in the realm of dating, which I have zero
Speaker 1: time for it right now with work, I know that
Speaker 1: that's still something I would want in my next relationship.
Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed the sex clubs because I like women.
Speaker 1: I got the guy for you man? Who is it? John? Comedian?
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you comedians. I don't know my
Speaker 1: pussy dry up. Guys, they're both comings. Have you ever
Speaker 1: dated others? Comedian? Comedian? Alright, comedian, the podcasters? Those are
Speaker 1: the two things. Last sex. How you gonna make me
Speaker 1: look him up? Let's get that about talking like a
Speaker 1: little way. He used to be a basketball player. That Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you John is just crushed me. Good boy.
Speaker 1: It can't just to smiss comedians out right, No, I
Speaker 1: mean look him up. Number I'm telling you why. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you why I'm bringing him up. First of all,
Speaker 1: he created the act the app Black. He's also an
Speaker 1: entrepreneur b l A p l a p Slack owned
Speaker 1: business app right just started entrepreneur black, entrepreneur, super funny
Speaker 1: but literally said to me recently, I cannot be in
Speaker 1: a relationship but a woman that doesn't want to bring
Speaker 1: other people into the relationship. How everybody minute future hire
Speaker 1: Sego was drawing. But he might not be a type.
Speaker 1: Now he's not my type. He's super famous. No, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not super he's not reckless. I know who the
Speaker 1: person is, you know, I don't like super famous people. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not get him up too much. He's a great guy.
Speaker 1: I just one of my let me see any swag.
Speaker 1: He's sick, sick, sick, he's six. No, I run away.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give away and I don't know
Speaker 1: you know. All I'm saying is that he sounds like
Speaker 1: the guy for you. I don't want to get in trouble,
Speaker 1: but no, no, And that's would place. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's the experience life. So what you're saying though, in
Speaker 1: terms of three sims and bringing out the people into
Speaker 1: the bedroom. Before my last relationship, it was only with
Speaker 1: people that I didn't see myself being with so I
Speaker 1: didn't have to worry about being judged or it was
Speaker 1: just something fun. But now that that's something that I
Speaker 1: did experience, I realized, like, nah, I'm gonna need you
Speaker 1: to let me like be with other people. And it
Speaker 1: wasn't even men as much as it was women. But
Speaker 1: my problem is women be wanting to go on dates,
Speaker 1: maybe one too much, but just be fucking wanting a lot,
Speaker 1: and I just want to find I'm not away for
Speaker 1: the right person. Was their first date like, oh not?
Speaker 1: He was in a dark place. I had had sex
Speaker 1: and eight months I was living with my parents with
Speaker 1: four cats. I was like face timing, like football players
Speaker 1: and ship who were like injured and had CT. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in a good place. Their brains were mashed
Speaker 1: potatoes and it was fine. This dude, I saw him
Speaker 1: performed like six years ago at the comedy Cellar, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy is cute, but he talked
Speaker 1: about LEVI in Ireland, so I'm like, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: never date that guy. Fast forward because of pandemic. He's
Speaker 1: in Long Island. I'm in Long Island. He sees him
Speaker 1: out there and he just sends me a straightforward text.
Speaker 1: He goes, are you out east? And I said yes,
Speaker 1: and he goes, do you want to do you wanna
Speaker 1: get coffee and zide harper. I said, yes, here's my digits,
Speaker 1: not coffee. I know, I knew when handles like my
Speaker 1: boyfriend has. Yeah, I'm not. I was a bit im.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I've had a I don't
Speaker 1: know how I would connect with someone who doesn't drink.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking both not drink, so I'm I love eating drinking.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not great at I don't get sucked
Speaker 1: up with you. But when you're just taking out, I
Speaker 1: don't need a glass, so I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people this is an interesting
Speaker 1: conversation because I might have said on this podcast, I
Speaker 1: couldn't dat someone who doesn't drink. I've hung out with
Speaker 1: Hannah who doesn't drink. Um My homegirl Brianda doesn't drink
Speaker 1: right now. I think it depends on if someone comes
Speaker 1: alive when they drink or not. You always seem extrovert
Speaker 1: and have that energy, so I and you know when
Speaker 1: you feel bad sometimes that someone's not drinking, so you're like,
Speaker 1: that's how everyone always thinks I'm high because I'm always
Speaker 1: giggling and eating, so like I already have that when
Speaker 1: I drink, I'm like I ruined the party. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like shaking my butt in the corner, like
Speaker 1: I'm way more fun right now. How do you in
Speaker 1: page get along? You're partnering Giggly squadrother podcast page. She
Speaker 1: has her side where she likes to like party, go out,
Speaker 1: but me and her at our core, we like to
Speaker 1: sit around and talk ship and make each other laugh
Speaker 1: pretty sober. Great because sober. But with I feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of my girlfriends, they get into a lot
Speaker 1: of fights, like when they're drunk with their significant other,
Speaker 1: he's going out whatever, they're going out, Like, we've never
Speaker 1: had drunk sex before, We've never had playing very cautious.
Speaker 1: When I first met her, our first day was was great,
Speaker 1: like in terms of we just hung out and then
Speaker 1: she left. We didn't even kiss. And then the second
Speaker 1: day we actually went and played golf, played nine holes
Speaker 1: of golf, and I was like, playing this is super cautious.
Speaker 1: And we finished playing nine holes of golf. Now I
Speaker 1: have a house on the beach in West Hampton, so
Speaker 1: that is a that is a I guess a bonus. No,
Speaker 1: this was so. Then at the end of the nine holes,
Speaker 1: she goes, uh, do you want to do you want
Speaker 1: to go to your house? I had to see the house.
Speaker 1: I had to see who we're working with. We did
Speaker 1: have sex in the second day. So the second day
Speaker 1: we had sex. How was the house? Very basic? Man?
Speaker 1: But it's a course the street from the ocean. On
Speaker 1: the ocean. I saw it and I said, I where
Speaker 1: are we? No? No, no, you know how it happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is like it's like a beach bungalow.
Speaker 1: That's how I would describe it. Okay, this is my thing.
Speaker 1: If I was gonna giving them all, like what are
Speaker 1: you talking, I'm tolding nine. If I'm gonna invest myself
Speaker 1: in someone, I want to see this beach house. I
Speaker 1: want to make sure it's lit. And I was manifesting
Speaker 1: a beach house in my life and I saw it
Speaker 1: lining up. And the problem is I was trying to
Speaker 1: be cute, like I was in my bikini and it
Speaker 1: was all wet, and we went back to his place
Speaker 1: and you know how you want to like slowly strip,
Speaker 1: but I was like, funking, this ship's wet. So I
Speaker 1: just took all my clothes off and I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 1: We fuck, and then I give the whole like you know,
Speaker 1: I don't normally do that, and he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: give a funk, I don't have time. I'm old, why
Speaker 1: did you give that? I normally don't do this speech.
Speaker 1: I think her grown age because she's getting all those
Speaker 1: like five date rules ships in her head. You know,
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, we do as women Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: like I just thought, especially because you want to make
Speaker 1: sure someone invests. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I hate.
Speaker 1: I didn't have sex with the people I liked too,
Speaker 1: So it's like, I think sex with people you liked
Speaker 1: in your twenties, No, I didn't. I know. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is I know that's the problem. What would you even?
Speaker 1: I just met I just met one last week and
Speaker 1: thought I was sister, was a little friend of mine.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I didn't suck him because
Speaker 1: I actually liked him back in two thousand nine. No,
Speaker 1: you have to suck them to know that the sex
Speaker 1: is good, to know that you're into it, to know
Speaker 1: that you like their smells and their stuff. And I
Speaker 1: merely was into it. And then two days later I
Speaker 1: was like, I have to go some reality show, The
Speaker 1: Devil's Entertainment, And and then I called him every night crying,
Speaker 1: and I have to say he showed me that, like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to play the cool girl, you have
Speaker 1: to play perfect. I was a fucking mess and this
Speaker 1: guy was like, I want her to be the mother
Speaker 1: of my children. I was like, I'm going to fix that.
Speaker 1: The mess. The girl that was the mess, right, the
Speaker 1: one and like the hardest time of what made you
Speaker 1: propose to a person like that? Because see, we needs
Speaker 1: to know that people needs to know. Yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to know the truth? Man. I knew from them literally
Speaker 1: within ten minutes of meeting Hannah that she was the
Speaker 1: one that I knew really like I don't believe in
Speaker 1: the one like destiny wise she was the one. But
Speaker 1: just like I was forty five when we met, and
Speaker 1: like within ten minutes, I was like, Oh, she's like
Speaker 1: a winner for real. So once we had this deep connection,
Speaker 1: I didn't need to wait too long. Plus we were
Speaker 1: kind of like joking about it from pretty early on.
Speaker 1: Do you think if you were younger when you met
Speaker 1: Hannah you would have proposed? Well, if I was younger
Speaker 1: when I met Hannah would have been she would have
Speaker 1: been like, but I would have been awkward. I probably
Speaker 1: would have kept it on the down low high. I
Speaker 1: never dated an older guy like this. The oldest I
Speaker 1: dated was thirty six. What the old guy does he do?
Speaker 1: His back is always hurting? Well, yeah, everywhere he's snort
Speaker 1: and advil. I say, if you want to me to Daddy,
Speaker 1: go to Walgreen's hang out in the pain section. They
Speaker 1: will come. The thing with these older guys, they're like,
Speaker 1: it's jealous of my love for j Low. Okay, that type,
Speaker 1: that's old man ship. The thing is he is pre trained,
Speaker 1: like he has almost fully baked, Like all these women
Speaker 1: have already like set kind of good boundaries with him
Speaker 1: and trained him in a lot of ways. So and
Speaker 1: I know what I'm getting. It's it's like I'm adopting
Speaker 1: a senior dog, like I know what he's getting. Also,
Speaker 1: he's wheezy, he's fucking exhausted, Like I joke, I don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about him chasing women in the streets anymore.
Speaker 1: Like he's on the verge of my thread. It's like
Speaker 1: he's tired, fucking and I kind of last real quick,
Speaker 1: how old you are? I don't believe any of this.
Speaker 1: The man, my my ex just turned fifty. It was
Speaker 1: all further taken man, the sex. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like he was still very much like we went like
Speaker 1: probably no minimum than four rounds a night, minimum, Like
Speaker 1: what did she say in the pain section? And he wasn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, we did massagy each other before we got
Speaker 1: into it, but then we went I type like she
Speaker 1: wasn't suggesting that we don't yeah about me being out
Speaker 1: of the game of one note like he was in
Speaker 1: the game. Now you still in there. You're still in
Speaker 1: there at forty nine, Well you're still in there until
Speaker 1: night break. You already get married. Man, He's like, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you ain't done more. You were spreading. Also, he is
Speaker 1: lying to you out of trash thing. But I do
Speaker 1: think if I met him in his thirties, we might
Speaker 1: have missed each other because he's like, wasn't a very
Speaker 1: I think in the pandemic you said you you were
Speaker 1: feeling like, Okay, I actually do value maybe having a
Speaker 1: partner because the world was about the fucking end. That's
Speaker 1: the same time I got into a fucking relationship. I
Speaker 1: saw your rejected thinking as your normal self because it
Speaker 1: was there in the fucking pandemic. And mind you, but
Speaker 1: the pandemic and will have the pandemic still over? Do
Speaker 1: you know I have to get COVID tested tomorrow. Sucking over? Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: do you have a three sum? Is that what you
Speaker 1: trying to say? I mean, he would be I would
Speaker 1: circumcised to us. You're circumcising you like that, But I
Speaker 1: would totally just be into Like if you let me
Speaker 1: just eat her out and you could watch, I mean,
Speaker 1: if that was her thing, I would allow it. But
Speaker 1: I don't think it's her thing. But does she like head?
Speaker 1: If you liked does she like? That's the only question
Speaker 1: like that, I would be fine with it, but you
Speaker 1: know you wouldn't. I think I told you, Like, I'm
Speaker 1: like a former athlete. I have a lot of really
Speaker 1: good lesbian friends. I mean, they are strong women. When
Speaker 1: you I've had d m s from girls just being like, hey, like,
Speaker 1: I'm super attracted to you whatever, and it's just never
Speaker 1: happy into me. I feel like I'm almost lame at
Speaker 1: this time in my life that I've never experiment with
Speaker 1: a woman. But it just never. It never. But everybody
Speaker 1: loves the funny hot girl. Everybody wants to the funny
Speaker 1: hot girl. Stop you're making me blush. It's true, I mean,
Speaker 1: and also the funny hot girls insecure, and she wants
Speaker 1: everyone to laugh at her. I don't care what you are,
Speaker 1: where you're from, what you're attracted to. I want your laugh.
Speaker 1: Who would you? Who would you? You're a fantasy woman
Speaker 1: being well, we're starting up a question that was cute
Speaker 1: you just created a safe space for us to explore something.
Speaker 1: I know this is I was an elevator. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're about to get the next level. Um ship, Um okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta and you you gotta pick someone like in
Speaker 1: your you can't say, like beyondus famous. I get turned
Speaker 1: on watching girls who look like me masturbate online because
Speaker 1: I think, oh shout, I was trying to prove I'm
Speaker 1: not narciss damn it. Okay, so Monica Bellucci is he likes?
Speaker 1: I think I might be interested in like a blonde
Speaker 1: because they like short hair, like short hair and like
Speaker 1: a big ass, like listen, don't we're colorful eyelashes that
Speaker 1: she pulls off somehow. No, but I haven't even thought
Speaker 1: about it. What kind of girl i'd be into. It's
Speaker 1: we're like I just haven't went there in my head.
Speaker 1: But she's like, stop pushing sexuality onto I think alcoholic.
Speaker 1: We can't even watch point like she gets to get
Speaker 1: it in uncomfortable. We try different points, comics, watching she
Speaker 1: was watching you see the blame game. We go online
Speaker 1: and and he starts to making fund of the guy.
Speaker 1: I started making fund the girl. And then it's a
Speaker 1: bit and we're like, can't be serious. We do have
Speaker 1: a point where like we need comics. We cover our
Speaker 1: intimacy through humor, right, But that's how me and him connect,
Speaker 1: Like that's our love language, humor. But then we have
Speaker 1: to work on being intimate and not like making a
Speaker 1: joke out of it. Wasn't one of the five languages
Speaker 1: I looked at. Actually, I recently did it my own podcast,
Speaker 1: and I did a whole thing about the love languages
Speaker 1: and how they're not broad enough, and I said, humor
Speaker 1: should be a love language. I believe that's that's our
Speaker 1: love language. Is that what we connected straight away. We
Speaker 1: sometimes have trouble being serious with stuff, We sometimes have
Speaker 1: trouble expressing emotions, but we never have trouble each other.
Speaker 1: I was dating someone in l A that told me,
Speaker 1: you don't all of that at this point, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about d d Okay, he said, Dave big, dig big,
Speaker 1: because they're gonna put two and two to basically not
Speaker 1: the ding', not the DN. He's a very serious person
Speaker 1: and he will try to compliment me or tell me
Speaker 1: something about myself, and he will tell me all the
Speaker 1: time that I can't make a joke, and he gets
Speaker 1: angry with me because he'll try to say something into
Speaker 1: me and I'd be like, don't you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to stop. And I think that when you
Speaker 1: meet someone who he was on, how do would you
Speaker 1: turn it stuff into jokes all the time? Yeah, not
Speaker 1: even like not even more uncomfortable then because he understood it,
Speaker 1: because that's me. But he's just like, you need to
Speaker 1: unlearn this ship. You need to unlearn when like you
Speaker 1: need to be serious, you need to like meet me
Speaker 1: there like stop kind of light in the mood for everything.
Speaker 1: There can be a time and place for like a
Speaker 1: dark and deeper conversation. And I think for two people
Speaker 1: to like bond on humor is perfect. But it's like,
Speaker 1: can you ever fight? Do you guys fight? We fight?
Speaker 1: What'd you last fight about? I feel like I thought
Speaker 1: we were going to fight more because he's a scorpio,
Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. We are like big personalities. We're not
Speaker 1: going to start in moments of this podcast that He's like,
Speaker 1: I get a girl, and then I feel like we don't.
Speaker 1: The only thing we thought about is, honestly, some external
Speaker 1: situations like reality TV was that stuff was stressful. But
Speaker 1: other than that, what was it. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of what were really I want to know why people
Speaker 1: fight about No, we'd fight because he'd be like, don't
Speaker 1: look at the comments, and then I look at the
Speaker 1: comments and be upset, and then he says, I told
Speaker 1: you I st look at the comments, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: but I need you right now. After a while, that's
Speaker 1: all we thought about. After while, the the energy that
Speaker 1: that creates, like the negative energy. Eventually you're like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's difficult, but it's a normal quote unquote people.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? That's when you've got
Speaker 1: drama with your friends and you keep venting about it
Speaker 1: to your partner. Men need a break from that, sheep,
Speaker 1: get a therapist or another persons. I got a therapist.
Speaker 1: But I remember once I was like, he went to
Speaker 1: bed early, and I'm on TikTok and someone did like
Speaker 1: a whole TikTok about how much they hate me, and
Speaker 1: I just I felt it, like it just and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to tell my partner and I
Speaker 1: like wake him up, and I'm like and I can't now.
Speaker 1: And so honestly, when people say there's no perfect relationships,
Speaker 1: it's true, because there's no perfect lives. So when we
Speaker 1: came together my life after a couple of months, my
Speaker 1: life went through the worst public like I want the
Speaker 1: gott to fall in love with me, while the whole
Speaker 1: world hated me, and it was really difficult for me,
Speaker 1: especially not to get deep of growing up in my life.
Speaker 1: I thought people love me more than more successful. I
Speaker 1: am talking about it right now, to get into that ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think it's important it helps you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love someone because that's it's like a type. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of well, you know a lot of type
Speaker 1: hard workers girls. Yeah, a lot of type of hard
Speaker 1: work and girls listeners podcast probably. And I always felt
Speaker 1: men would love me more than more successful. I am
Speaker 1: so I get this man, who I fucking think is amazing?
Speaker 1: How do you this is that bullshit millennial? We grew
Speaker 1: girl being independent, girl ball ship and to be fair,
Speaker 1: as women who are now super successful now become even
Speaker 1: harder for us to date because, to be fair, men
Speaker 1: now don't understand their position with us. They don't understand
Speaker 1: if they're needed, they don't understand where they show up
Speaker 1: because now you make your own money and you're this
Speaker 1: girl bass And we had the opportunity to get all
Speaker 1: of the jobs that men can't. We grew up with
Speaker 1: the anything you can do, I can do it better,
Speaker 1: and it's caused men unfortunately presents us specifically in dating,
Speaker 1: not me. I can't wait to net work. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Look so this is fine, Like, man, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to go out there and make that money. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna relax. You want to be you want to be
Speaker 1: a house husband. This is how I fell in love
Speaker 1: with this man. He looked at me, he goes, I
Speaker 1: want to play golf and take care of the kids.
Speaker 1: And I said, where do I sign? Okay, where do
Speaker 1: I sign? But also this is a man who has
Speaker 1: had his own success, his own fame, his own money,
Speaker 1: who's done it and is able to watch me doing
Speaker 1: it and give me good insight and kind of be
Speaker 1: there for me because we're at different stages. Was hired.
Speaker 1: It was the only reason we were. I think you're hired.
Speaker 1: I didn't high was only joking around. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you something, Hannah. So they met old day and
Speaker 1: he's he's forty four, and um, he has a great career.
Speaker 1: But there were moments where I was like, I can
Speaker 1: only tell from the Dog. I was like the fact that,
Speaker 1: like I could do a show this weekend, I could
Speaker 1: bounce around, he could kind of be home. I was like,
Speaker 1: I kind of like this ship because he's already owned
Speaker 1: his ship. You know, he's gonna get another property and
Speaker 1: do this, like he's got it with him. Are you
Speaker 1: with him in a fight right now? I really like you.
Speaker 1: He is that guy that and it's how I you know,
Speaker 1: I fell in love with him. He's the guy I
Speaker 1: feel like, I'm a girl that could blend with any
Speaker 1: friend circle. Like if I want to go to the
Speaker 1: Hampton's Bitch, I will. And then when I get home
Speaker 1: and I want to go to Last Lap or some
Speaker 1: hoe to Ask club, I'm gonna go there too. And
Speaker 1: I can influx that ship, and so can he. We'll
Speaker 1: be at fucking Sole House. I'll be all right, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to be he'd be like me to. That's how
Speaker 1: I feel with him, to like I compare him in
Speaker 1: any situation. Throw him with the fucking wolves and he'll
Speaker 1: be fine. Put him on reality TV, he'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah you need somebody that can be a chameleon any relationship,
Speaker 1: what are Yeah? Yeah you need you need I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree that, like those are the things that really matter.
Speaker 1: I know we're joking around all the crazy ship, the
Speaker 1: orgies and stuff, but she was very real. I told
Speaker 1: him at my long Honors to your partner City, it's
Speaker 1: giving big rich town. Look at the view Emerald City.
Speaker 1: You feel me, it's always been more important to just
Speaker 1: like the majority of your life you're not fucking so
Speaker 1: Actually it's really important to have somebody who you just
Speaker 1: can chill with most of the time, and more importantly,
Speaker 1: well as importantly take them anywhere. That's actually a real
Speaker 1: Irish thing. You could take her anywhere or take him anywhere.
Speaker 1: That's like an expression they have. Yeah, it's like an
Speaker 1: important thing to Irish people. Lady in the street, is
Speaker 1: she a freaking the sheets? What's the freakiest that? I
Speaker 1: felt like it finger in your ass? I love a
Speaker 1: fingerbout if she's not great with the with the anal ship. Wait, bro,
Speaker 1: you don't even have a Cralic nails. These are perfectly
Speaker 1: I just kind of up to talk about that. I
Speaker 1: started to get have long nails, and then I felt
Speaker 1: like a dude going through puberty trying to finger someone
Speaker 1: for the first time, where you I just was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and he was like whoa, whoa, whoa, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but um, he's open to that stuff and
Speaker 1: I'm open to it too. I just couldn't navigate stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: butth I like it, none of it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like it was always like we we never
Speaker 1: got past the kind of like let's try this phase
Speaker 1: with that. It never became like I didn't even talk
Speaker 1: about it. No, no, no, we discussed it. You discussed
Speaker 1: required a discussion. Okay, you haven't done much but play
Speaker 1: before that, right with other guys. No. Yeah, so it
Speaker 1: was love I have about that. They were like, I'm
Speaker 1: very openly into the I like a real quick, real quick.
Speaker 1: Then this is a great conversation. Hold on, so strap up.
Speaker 1: I'm into pegging and my partner would not let me
Speaker 1: peg him. However, he bade me eat his ass in
Speaker 1: front of a whole set. Like I mean, it was
Speaker 1: I was a little during that point, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not into pegging, like I've never been stream however,
Speaker 1: even just fingering and licking up the ass, that's something
Speaker 1: you were into and you were like, I've never done.
Speaker 1: How was that conversation then? And you been like, I'm
Speaker 1: in SUI would you do it? Like you can't remember?
Speaker 1: I know, so he made handy when you have like
Speaker 1: routines and like Instagram, he's getting drunk your routines all
Speaker 1: the time, and I remember him being like, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: try it. I personally loved the power of inserting something
Speaker 1: into a guy, being able to because you're getting fucked
Speaker 1: all the time, and I was able to actually like
Speaker 1: add sensation to him. And then I joke, my asshole,
Speaker 1: if it's unkept, is truly scary. I'm Italian and Jewish,
Speaker 1: so it's Harry. It's a lot of things, asshole. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been working on it, but great part so I
Speaker 1: was I was nervous about going down on him and
Speaker 1: he's Irish and it was beautiful and very well kept.
Speaker 1: I love a pretty buddhole. Did you wink it? Did
Speaker 1: you wake her budle? Like you know, you can make
Speaker 1: up defense. We hadn't unfortunate period of time. There's probably
Speaker 1: too much information. We had a portunate period of time.
Speaker 1: My butt hole was going through some issues that perhaps
Speaker 1: it wasn't like the best place to face, so that
Speaker 1: probably that happened between that stuff. Wait is your but
Speaker 1: was it nice and clean? Because you were My boat
Speaker 1: was real nice and clean. But then there was just
Speaker 1: like a there was just like a short period where
Speaker 1: you know, whatever, it doesn't matter science, it's just what
Speaker 1: do you mean hemorhoid? Yeah? Yeah. Basically My favorite like
Speaker 1: immediate story about a hemorhoid ever was Andrew Schultz talking
Speaker 1: about his hamorreid. Have you guys ever heard him talking
Speaker 1: about it? He's actually I don't know if he's joking, though,
Speaker 1: it's very like he had a really bad hemorroid and
Speaker 1: his now wife her father had to help him with
Speaker 1: medicines and ship. He said that it was so bad
Speaker 1: he was in a restaurant and he couldn't sit down
Speaker 1: because it's like spread it. He had to get pellos
Speaker 1: or like, uh, what hellos? What? Why are we doing this? Agame?
Speaker 1: Why does it always come three months later and you
Speaker 1: still don't know how to say pillow? Hello? Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: it's a pillow. It's okay, that's a thing, Okay, it's pillo.
Speaker 1: We know what, we knew, what we knew even met
Speaker 1: with the word and he said he got no, he
Speaker 1: can't take anything seriously. But so you wouldn't separate his
Speaker 1: fucking hemorrhids. Bro, and I really want to can't separate hemorheids? Like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I said, I've never had it like that. Yeah, he extreme.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know that maybe if you like it,
Speaker 1: it feels better. You can't. Can't so nice because you
Speaker 1: were used to like or you wanted out there. I
Speaker 1: always feel like if we were going to do that,
Speaker 1: I would make sure that it was in good orders?
Speaker 1: How do you do that? How do men make sure that?
Speaker 1: But just wash my butt? But that I just watched
Speaker 1: about a little bit of like if you got to
Speaker 1: go in there to get it out? Oh douche. I've no,
Speaker 1: I've never douched. But if if if I knew that
Speaker 1: we were gonna do that, probably the time, like any
Speaker 1: time that might come up, I will make sure I
Speaker 1: will do a little. I will do a little. Make
Speaker 1: sure I love you. You just said I'm not going
Speaker 1: to drink coffee that morning. That's that's what I smart. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I will, but you know what you should
Speaker 1: be like thinking like that. I'm sure it's respectful that
Speaker 1: he'll be like sometimes I'm like, do you want me
Speaker 1: to to be like not today. It's not set up
Speaker 1: like that. And I'm like, I appreciate you. It's not
Speaker 1: that I'm not prepared. I feel like it's also I
Speaker 1: would lick, I would lick harrass all the time, but
Speaker 1: you you know, you're not really like it doesn't really
Speaker 1: do much. I mean, I'm into it, but but I
Speaker 1: get nervous because I love Mexican food. I eat all
Speaker 1: the time. You love you always Mexican food. I eat, sleep,
Speaker 1: breathe Mexican food. Honestly, I think I have ibs or
Speaker 1: some ship because I'm hot. But I do think that
Speaker 1: I don't like having a partner because you have to
Speaker 1: change the whole way you like consume food and all
Speaker 1: that ship. So yeah, that's my own issues. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: got like a little paranoria. What kind of stuff have
Speaker 1: you guys had to like since living together? Change or like,
Speaker 1: you know, nothing. We're both very messy. We don't want
Speaker 1: to give each other a hard time about mess And
Speaker 1: you got a cat. Oh can't you not make that
Speaker 1: fucking face. I have a cat too, and you sound
Speaker 1: real judgment you're Bessie and you got a cat like
Speaker 1: cat clearer than dogs, dogs, little pists and ship all
Speaker 1: of your fucking house. A cat know to get his
Speaker 1: motherfucking letter. He just always pists and ships in the house. Yea,
Speaker 1: And a cat always ships in his litter box like
Speaker 1: a dog. If you leave, if you don't come home
Speaker 1: in time, Yes, you were going to have piste and
Speaker 1: ship in your house. I can leave my cap for
Speaker 1: three days and it's going in this litter box, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean the cat. The cat thing is convenient I
Speaker 1: have to say about. Yeah, it's catty. We have to
Speaker 1: learn from cats. Like my cat. He's been feeding her
Speaker 1: every morning for over a year, and she just started
Speaker 1: to let him pet her. And that's called boundaries and
Speaker 1: self respect. Like this bitch. She finally would sit next
Speaker 1: to him, but like turn away, like I don't want
Speaker 1: you to pet me, but I'll let you. And she's
Speaker 1: aspirational butter, she is a self respecting independent woman. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you something I stole from you? You have
Speaker 1: your cat's name as a name plate. Oh, Nana, Simone
Speaker 1: is getting made right now, have to I got it
Speaker 1: in Chinatown. I got it one of these places in Chinata.
Speaker 1: Did Alright, let's get back to it. And then your
Speaker 1: sex light. Yeah, we give a good blowjob? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: great blowjob? Really great blowjob? Give us tell us why
Speaker 1: because you put a ring on it? So I feel
Speaker 1: like we've never had these talks. What's the best thing
Speaker 1: she does when she sucks your dick? We don't say cock,
Speaker 1: but you got a great mouth. First of all, if
Speaker 1: you look, it's a very good not to v fool
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a cupid do you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I've never really thought about what is it
Speaker 1: specifically about hand burn? Is that it's that I love
Speaker 1: I love his cock'dication you don't like the word cock?
Speaker 1: It bothers me. Oh, and you guys don't say blow
Speaker 1: jobs either. Right, I hate the word, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to give it a little for you guys to sation.
Speaker 1: We could say schlan with all terms. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: I don't say either. Yeah. Cat to me is just
Speaker 1: like cock, a chicken or a tail tail when I
Speaker 1: think of cock. You know, he had as a performer.
Speaker 1: So when she's when she's sucking my dick, when she
Speaker 1: has my penis in her mouth, I want to say
Speaker 1: the thing that makes you most comfortable, dick pish my
Speaker 1: deck is in her mouth, you know, I know that
Speaker 1: she's she wants it to be good. You know that.
Speaker 1: To be fair, we've said that in terms of women,
Speaker 1: like giving good head or blow jobs, it comes from
Speaker 1: whether you enjoyed or not. If a woman doesn't enjoy
Speaker 1: what she's doing, the person receiving it is going to
Speaker 1: feel that they're not enjoying doing this. But that goes
Speaker 1: back to my toxic trait that to be loved, I
Speaker 1: need to be good at things. So I'm like you,
Speaker 1: I clus to heres does. But in college, I was
Speaker 1: a Division one tennis player and someone guy, some guy
Speaker 1: told me, I'm do you want a sucking dick? And
Speaker 1: I never forget that and I bring my best, but
Speaker 1: I do I want to feel somebody's I want to
Speaker 1: feel somebody's dysfunction when my dick is in them out.
Speaker 1: That's really what gets me off sports at all. So
Speaker 1: I was like one good. So also I have stupid
Speaker 1: things that I had a girl who loves sucking. Take
Speaker 1: in college, you always just have time one girl and
Speaker 1: she would give me, like or a gay guy. True
Speaker 1: um to deep throat, you put your thumb in between
Speaker 1: your fore finger and your middle finger and you hold
Speaker 1: that and it helps you not gag, I'll pull that ship.
Speaker 1: And I also think you have to think of like
Speaker 1: your own rhythm when someone's touching you. Like guys aren't
Speaker 1: completely different, where like when you keep the rhythm that
Speaker 1: you want and don't be just like showing off in
Speaker 1: a lot of different ways. There's like something to be
Speaker 1: said about a good rhythm to it now that you
Speaker 1: live together, because this is great for our horder, which
Speaker 1: is our sex chip segment. You live together. A lot
Speaker 1: of people say their sex life dies. How do you
Speaker 1: keep it alive? Quote unquote? And if it gets stale?
Speaker 1: Do you take a staycation? Do you guys have better
Speaker 1: sex off? Like tell us about that. I mean you
Speaker 1: definitely sometimes have to like make the effort. You're probably
Speaker 1: better these days at like bringing it up. She's actually better.
Speaker 1: How do you bring it up? Like look like literally
Speaker 1: it's just like honestly sometimes it can literally be I
Speaker 1: think we should fuck like in other words, like it's
Speaker 1: we need to funk now before. I'm so sexually attracted
Speaker 1: to this man like I've normally after like six months,
Speaker 1: I hate every man I've ever been with just six months,
Speaker 1: something happens, and this man I've been with for a
Speaker 1: year and a half and I would just see him
Speaker 1: sitting on his phone and I'll be like, I want
Speaker 1: to pounce on this man. And I would just like
Speaker 1: take my pants off and be like, do you have
Speaker 1: sex with me? And then he looks at me and
Speaker 1: because he's probably thinking about like taxes or some ship,
Speaker 1: and he's like wait, wait, wait, and then he'll be
Speaker 1: like okay, let's go, and then we just go in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. She's more of a masturbator for coming. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean the pressure is like love most that you
Speaker 1: just said that with no fucking ego. Do you don't
Speaker 1: have any idea how many people say if they don't
Speaker 1: know how to tell their partner, they're not making them come.
Speaker 1: It's not always about them, and sometimes it's about our
Speaker 1: sucking pussy. So were you to say, oh, pressure is
Speaker 1: off me? We are very simple where he's And also
Speaker 1: I feel like he gets turned on when I make
Speaker 1: myself come, So he'll be like, okay, make yourself come,
Speaker 1: and then I do it and then it feels so good.
Speaker 1: Well it's only a couple of times, and she's a
Speaker 1: little you know, like well we were playing her ound
Speaker 1: finger and lower her spot. Honestly, you need a fucking
Speaker 1: like the US Army tracking device to find her. So
Speaker 1: like it's like it was there a second ago, now
Speaker 1: it's lower. But anyway, whatever, I'm just joking around. Anyway.
Speaker 1: You know, she's good at like telling me where to be,
Speaker 1: which I love, you know, and uh so, but then
Speaker 1: sometimes like it's taken a while, I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: you want to just take over, and then five seconds
Speaker 1: you know, she's like, what are the boom? It's done?
Speaker 1: And then it's like I'm in there afterwards because she
Speaker 1: likes to get sucked after she comes, So that's what's great.
Speaker 1: That's high and I come first. Yeah, and then I
Speaker 1: like that. I mean feminism, right, feminism, you damn right.
Speaker 1: I meant to do this, so I will say, is
Speaker 1: there any part of you that like has felt a
Speaker 1: little insecure that you can't or that in hand and
Speaker 1: needs masturbation to come quicker or anything like, but first
Speaker 1: of all, you think honestly, like literally that was like
Speaker 1: because I actually had a sex podcast before, but my partner,
Speaker 1: Irish Girl, was actually quite inexperience. A part of it
Speaker 1: was just kind of like her learning and me being
Speaker 1: like the old fucking creep saying home back in my
Speaker 1: day and anyway, Uh, it came up a lot, this
Speaker 1: issue about the masturbation, and I've always been comfortable with that,
Speaker 1: and I've always been like, tell me what's works you like,
Speaker 1: guide me around. I have routines about it about like
Speaker 1: google maps, whatever you know. So like, I've always been
Speaker 1: comfortable with that. I understand that some guys have egos
Speaker 1: around that ship, but for me, I love women coming.
Speaker 1: That's my turn on. So what am I gonna fucking
Speaker 1: cut off my nose despite my face and be like, well,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be me that makes you come, because I
Speaker 1: don't care how you come. I just want you to come. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that because whenever I tell the dude to
Speaker 1: like jerk off, if I know I'm not getting them there,
Speaker 1: Like there's a part of you sometimes that are like
Speaker 1: are they going to think that I couldn't make them come?
Speaker 1: Or you make it come a different way, like they
Speaker 1: jerk off while they're looking at you like touching. I've
Speaker 1: not that a guy didn't make me come. When I
Speaker 1: do come, I'm never like, oh, well he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I had I really don't do because also you're with
Speaker 1: him like clearly you're turned on. I can't come if
Speaker 1: I'm in a bed with someone who's grossing me out.
Speaker 1: But also it's my issues too, where like for me
Speaker 1: to come, I joke like the moon has to be
Speaker 1: like in a certain like I have to be in
Speaker 1: the right mindset if a guy's going down on me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like it's too intimate. Sometimes my legs
Speaker 1: have to be straight for me to come straight when
Speaker 1: I have to like like, I can't come like this,
Speaker 1: I have to be like just straight leg comer. I
Speaker 1: think it's because when I was jerking off because I
Speaker 1: feel like not but because I wanted to be like
Speaker 1: was that hot? You have come? But I can't not hurt.
Speaker 1: It's not her easy way coming. We're going down to
Speaker 1: the once normally. I even have a joke that you
Speaker 1: can't because you can't know she don't. You haven't come
Speaker 1: that off of when I've gone down here. She's more
Speaker 1: of a straight leg finger. I appreciate you for not
Speaker 1: being a liar. Oh, that's only I'm not hunting. Straight
Speaker 1: leg coming is wild? No, that's yes, that's really yeah.
Speaker 1: Before we also a girl who had a sushi piast
Speaker 1: on her body and like she got gang bang with
Speaker 1: a lightsaber. But that is wild. No what you said?
Speaker 1: If so, this is my thing. When I started touching
Speaker 1: myself when I was younger, I was laying down, so
Speaker 1: I would like, I like to you know, you want
Speaker 1: your like squeeze your butt cheeks and your legs are out,
Speaker 1: and they's like me, you get what I was saying.
Speaker 1: So then when I changed my leg position, I wasn't
Speaker 1: able to like do it like I did it how
Speaker 1: I made myself come, you know. And that's normally what
Speaker 1: people should practice for anybody who's listening that was happening
Speaker 1: trouble worgasm and drink sex. Try to do it how
Speaker 1: you do it alone. Yeah, that's super helpful. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk if they're there. Yeah. If
Speaker 1: I need to watch bou cockey, I'm watching it. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get into the hope. No, is that? Like? Is that?
Speaker 1: A Greek food? Cockey is a term for when a
Speaker 1: bunch of people will ejaculate on someone's face. I prefer
Speaker 1: it like after a gang bang. Sometimes I like when
Speaker 1: they're getting sucked. In the book, why do you guy
Speaker 1: had a camera? Arm me? Dave? It's a folding cameras
Speaker 1: have moved there on you. No, no, no, I'm watching
Speaker 1: what he did. He change the angle to just me
Speaker 1: because because you're talking about yourself. No, we can have
Speaker 1: a collective experience. Let's David is very fast. It's a
Speaker 1: group group. I like it when they all come on
Speaker 1: the girl's face and sometimes at the same time. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, I just like it. Anyway. Fo mail
Speaker 1: is about the sex club, so Mandy probably should need
Speaker 1: to answer this, but let's all join in. Hey ladies,
Speaker 1: love y'all want to thank you for the knowledge you
Speaker 1: drop on your show. I went eighteen months without sex,
Speaker 1: and now I'm ready for some dick. All caps see
Speaker 1: our audience. Let's any to your show has really made
Speaker 1: me come out of my shell. Me and my home
Speaker 1: girl went to a sex club for the first time,
Speaker 1: and it was her second time, but she invited me.
Speaker 1: I had it in my head that I was going
Speaker 1: to go in, even packed a hobag with condoms, deep
Speaker 1: throat spray, platorial stimulating gel the words I got in
Speaker 1: and I was so shy. I ended up just watching
Speaker 1: all night. There was a guy in there with the
Speaker 1: biggest dick I've ever seen. It was like a pringle
Speaker 1: can sized dick. Damn. I was amazed. I couldn't stop watching,
Speaker 1: and he came over to me. At some point in
Speaker 1: the night we vibed. I got his number. While we
Speaker 1: were dancing on each other. My home girl slipped in
Speaker 1: and started dancing on him too, so I let her
Speaker 1: do her thing. She ended up taking him home after
Speaker 1: but damn, I still want to suck too, especially after
Speaker 1: hearing it was good. Is there DIBs on sex club dick? Ps?
Speaker 1: I really hope you come to Toronto again. We got cocked.
Speaker 1: Like from the COVID, there's there's there's de dig period.
Speaker 1: To me, the fact that your friends ask your friend
Speaker 1: just it's it's still to me, your loyalty is to
Speaker 1: your friend, not to if you're at a sex club
Speaker 1: and everyone's fucking, everyone's fucking. Like I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I would have sucked him if we were still in
Speaker 1: the sex club, But if you took him out of
Speaker 1: the sex club, I feel like, now you gotta because
Speaker 1: she might really like this guy. Yeah yeah, but then
Speaker 1: but then to me, I ain't gonna hold you depending
Speaker 1: on a friend. There'd be friends that be acting like
Speaker 1: Dick is off limits when it's like that man means
Speaker 1: nothing to you. You can't hold everybody's dick constant. I
Speaker 1: need you to let some of them. Any feelings do
Speaker 1: you have? Yeah, I think she should ask, only because
Speaker 1: it was so soon in the timeframe. Um, I think
Speaker 1: that's important, and you went to the club with her, like,
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of factors to that. I mean,
Speaker 1: but to be fair in the sex club, I've I
Speaker 1: shared my first experience at the sex club where I'm
Speaker 1: at a bar talking to a woman and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my man was just eating your fussy upstairs. That's my
Speaker 1: that's my husband. And so like the fact that I
Speaker 1: was just sharing drinks at the bar talking to someone
Speaker 1: whose husband was just eating me out, It's like that's
Speaker 1: where in the sex club there are there's really no
Speaker 1: rules except at one at the scent, but not really
Speaker 1: the It's weird because, to be fair to my partner,
Speaker 1: when we were to the sex clubs, he didn't even
Speaker 1: a man couldn't really talk to me without coming in first.
Speaker 1: Also six eight, So when we walk in the fucking club,
Speaker 1: everyone else why I walked in with no man should
Speaker 1: feel like they can approach you without asking me first.
Speaker 1: That's that's the first thing. However, if this is your
Speaker 1: friend and y'all came across a man in the club
Speaker 1: with a big old dick, I still think he's for
Speaker 1: everybody at that point. So then, but but but only
Speaker 1: because you and your your home girl are not in
Speaker 1: the relationship like me and my partner. In terms of
Speaker 1: man and ego in a club, I think that if
Speaker 1: you show up to a sex club with a man,
Speaker 1: any other man that approaches you, or any man that
Speaker 1: deals with you outside the club should probably talk to
Speaker 1: You're saying because they're not in a quote unquote relations
Speaker 1: Because her and her friend are in a relationship, I
Speaker 1: think that she can move kind of forward with him
Speaker 1: as long as her friend is now not seeing this
Speaker 1: person as a possible boyfriend. If it's just sex, the
Speaker 1: sex club is just sex, to be fair, there's not
Speaker 1: really feelings involved. I have a girlfriend for the night
Speaker 1: which I've gone to the club. I don't know the girls.
Speaker 1: The next time I go to the sex club, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's your name? I remember last time I forget names.
Speaker 1: I think, as you're my girlfriend for the night. But
Speaker 1: the next time I go, yeah, we had a great time,
Speaker 1: once time, what was your name? Again? And we reintroduce
Speaker 1: each other because in the sex club, you're kind of
Speaker 1: in like this realm where yes, everyone is consentful, but
Speaker 1: the emotions are kind of detached from sex, not consul No,
Speaker 1: it is consent ful. I thought, that's given work. What
Speaker 1: happened between between Pello consentful? I get exactly what's going on.
Speaker 1: I think if you have to ask if you should
Speaker 1: ask your friend, you should probably ask. You should, just
Speaker 1: as if you're wondering, just when you're wondering, should I
Speaker 1: break up with this dude, you should. So there's two
Speaker 1: things that came across that friend. One, sometimes people are
Speaker 1: like really nervous about telling others about their sex live.
Speaker 1: I ran into this situation recently where um, I was
Speaker 1: visiting New York again and there was this cute guy
Speaker 1: that has a mutual friend with me on Instagram and
Speaker 1: her and I are friends friends, but we've gone out
Speaker 1: a few times and I was gonna funk him, and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, should I hit her up? But
Speaker 1: I don't. Also, if you consider her your friends. But
Speaker 1: I also really wouldn't have told anyone I sucked him,
Speaker 1: And I came into this place of like, I would
Speaker 1: have never have called this girl to tell her I
Speaker 1: was having sex with someone. I don't really want people
Speaker 1: to know who I'm sleeping with. So it was really
Speaker 1: difficult for me because I had do you know they before?
Speaker 1: You know that? I didn't want to ask him. It's
Speaker 1: just mutual friends on Instagram, but come on New York.
Speaker 1: Just vibe. They're both hot. They both lived in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: At one point, I'm like, they've a right so and
Speaker 1: it was your me. Sorry. I also wanted to add,
Speaker 1: this is not like a guy that's like you live
Speaker 1: in New York. I live in New York. Like everybody
Speaker 1: follows everybody. It was just like these were the only
Speaker 1: mutual friends. Like okay, but it's also like you're not
Speaker 1: responsible to be the FBI and figure out like her
Speaker 1: whole past every dude. So for me, I was having
Speaker 1: a hard time. I end up saying it they did fuck.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh I had a three years ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, great, and she was like, but
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe I would feel a way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you called, but I didn't want to tell her because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have naturally called this person and told her
Speaker 1: about my sex life. So you had to open up
Speaker 1: two things, you know what I mean. And I think
Speaker 1: that was like something that was weird for me. So
Speaker 1: I get that. But um, as far as this particular dick,
Speaker 1: you guys were both there, I would definitely hit her
Speaker 1: up because but also but also the nicks in the
Speaker 1: sex club baby for everybody. So you, Mandy, you just
Speaker 1: said he's like a sex story. Do you ask her?
Speaker 1: So you're saying no, no, no, I'm saying I'm saying, like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I didn't say not ask her, but she should let know,
Speaker 1: she should let it, she should let it be known,
Speaker 1: or wait till you'll go not asked. You're saying, Tyler,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck him. They're not in a relationship. They
Speaker 1: met him at a sex place, she didn't even know
Speaker 1: if he could. He wants to hurt a lot of conversations,
Speaker 1: got a lot of conversations to happen. That's actually valid.
Speaker 1: That is, how does she know the man even wants
Speaker 1: to suck her? Valid? She wants to check with her
Speaker 1: before she even tried. Everyone does, Mandy, how often do
Speaker 1: you think people meet in a sex club and like
Speaker 1: become full on relationships. So to be fair, we we've
Speaker 1: had a we've had a couple on here um Mr
Speaker 1: Slithers and mistress. So they met, they met in the
Speaker 1: style and they met a cup called lifestyle. They met
Speaker 1: in cup holding it referred to the lifestyle. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: calm down. There's a difference. There's a sex club in
Speaker 1: the lifestyle. Lifestyle would be so I want to the
Speaker 1: sex club. But I also engaged in swinging where where swapped.
Speaker 1: There's lifestyle. As far as if your Polly, if you're
Speaker 1: an open relationship, anything that's non monogamy is considered lifestyle.
Speaker 1: She hates that work. I just laugh at it because
Speaker 1: it took a lifestyle brand. I love for two reasons.
Speaker 1: One because people say it, and I this way of
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to be low key about what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: but like pitch, it's not at all in the lifestyle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like when you talk to a couple and you're
Speaker 1: like you're gonna have a baby and they're like, we're trying.
Speaker 1: I'm like you're fucking every day. You could just say
Speaker 1: I'm just like we're trying. Yeah, it's like this low
Speaker 1: key with like no, no, you stuck everyone's day. You know,
Speaker 1: I do us know what kind of lifestyle, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just joke about the term. But yeah,
Speaker 1: well and the story and TikTok. Since I'm in the lifestyle,
Speaker 1: that's your algorithm on TikTok. Like every now and then
Speaker 1: I get you because my rhythm is the press girls
Speaker 1: like all right, you know, like these video nails and cats, nails,
Speaker 1: cats and recipes. Why are you can enlist? It's not random, man, No,
Speaker 1: it's not random. It's based on your searches. No, not
Speaker 1: you blame in TikTok for your out there baby, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to fun game. Man came up, A man,
Speaker 1: don't come up on my I think they just think.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think a video probably came up and
Speaker 1: I like watching it too long and just be told,
Speaker 1: I have no interest in the lifestyle, but I do
Speaker 1: find those videos about the lifestyle pretty fascinating. Yeah you
Speaker 1: think that that we couldn't do like a sex club
Speaker 1: because me and you both have main character energy too much?
Speaker 1: Do you just said a worried and we're at a
Speaker 1: sex club next week? It's sad. I'm blond and right,
Speaker 1: but also I'm literally like the Troubled Guide. Any of
Speaker 1: my friends that come and want to experience sex clubs,
Speaker 1: I end up having to take them to them. And
Speaker 1: it's weird because you said main character energy when you
Speaker 1: go into a sex club. Like me and my partner
Speaker 1: my ex at the time, we didn't have the same
Speaker 1: type of women, so we would separate after we enjoyed
Speaker 1: each other, we would separate. He would go up, it's fun,
Speaker 1: and I would grab my fun with whatever girlfriends it's getting.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to the sex club before the wedding.
Speaker 1: I feel it, yeah, and I think it'd be super
Speaker 1: fun if you guys went many loves to be the
Speaker 1: fucking tour guy. Should anybody who walks in here. I
Speaker 1: swear to you, this is a compliment. We've not met
Speaker 1: people before. I feel like y'all have been in the room.
Speaker 1: Mandy be like, okay, that's the sex of me. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, this is a cult leader. Like everybody ends
Speaker 1: up of the sex of the most unassuming people. They
Speaker 1: end up were going with Mandy. But also, I've one
Speaker 1: charge like two thousand dollars. Now when you're with me,
Speaker 1: how do you know that? I just know would be
Speaker 1: really fun. You guys probably won't have sex when you
Speaker 1: but I know I have a few friends that have
Speaker 1: been and we've chatted about they do. They charge men
Speaker 1: astronomical rates, which let's just say. I said to one
Speaker 1: of my friends, like, I'd love to go, and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, they charged two times and for a guy.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'm not going. I'm gonna
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