1 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewel Show. You 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: texted us at four one or six one and said 3 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: he had a dirty little secret, so we're calling you back. Hello, 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: good morning, Hey, hey, hey, good morning. Oh wow, how 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 1: are you okay? I'm good? Okay? Can you actually are 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: you in a spot where you can tell us your 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: dirty little secretright now? I can't? Okay, hold on, let 8 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: me walk in this other room okay, right here, your 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: work right now or something? Yes, so, and I don't 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 1: need them here and all of it all right, okay. 11 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: So me and my mom have only drank together like 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: maybe three four times in my life, right, so it's 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 1: really her secret, but it's kind of mine too. So 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: so we're drinking, okay, and she actually got a little tipsy, 15 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: and she told me that when she was twenty four 16 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: years old, My mother, who I've thought I knew, she 17 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: told me that she used to be an escort. Oh 18 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,479 Speaker 1: hard for the money. Yeah, so your mom got hammered 19 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: and told you she used to do that. Yes, But 20 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: because you know, I was drinking too, I ended up 21 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: confessing that, you know, I was actually thinking about doing 22 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: the whole escort d oh. Okay, So you got a 23 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: little drunk with your mom? Did you tell her that 24 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: you were thinking about being an escort? And then she 25 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: was like, oh it runs in the family, or did she? 26 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: And then You're like, you know what, I've been kind 27 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: of thinking about that. Well. I mentioned that I wanted 28 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 1: I had thought about it. I was talking about how 29 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: much I hated my job, and so she kind of 30 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: mentioned like, did you ever think about it until then? Yes, 31 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: I confess that it was on my mind for a minute, 32 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: and you know, I want to get out of where 33 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: I work whisper a little bit. I didn't stand it here. 34 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot him. Did your mom 35 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: do more than just go on dates? You know what 36 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: I mean? Oh? She wouldn't tell me. I mean, would 37 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: you if the money was right? I'm not asking like 38 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: propositioning That sounds like I'm being like, Hey, what I'm 39 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: saying is would you though, like how much? Yeah? I mean, 40 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: are we talking like the money? What was it? Indecent 41 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: proposal kind of money or you know, a couple hundred 42 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: out if it wasn't enough, it was it was enough 43 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: to keep me comfortable. I think everybody kind of has 44 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: their price. Yeah, everybody has their price. What is the 45 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: price that would cost for you to do more than 46 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: just be a date. I feel like it. It will 47 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: go one time situation at least like five figures at least, 48 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: you know, get me out of the job and then 49 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: float me for I'll give you a scenario. I'll give 50 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: you a scenario, and then you give me a number. Okay. 51 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, my name is Bill Parsons, and I am 52 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: middle management at a very big company and I need 53 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: a date to our annual holiday shin dig. But Bill 54 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: Parsons works a lot, so Bill Parsons needs a hot 55 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: little number on his arm. I've got a lot of 56 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: dough and I would like to take you dirty little 57 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: secret caller. I'd also like to end the evening with 58 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: the whole entire girlfriend experience. How much would you charge, 59 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: Bill Parsons? I mean, can we do a time limit 60 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 1: on It's fun? I watched sixty minutes of your time. 61 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: After you come with me to the holiday send dig, 62 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: I'll probably be done in five minutes, but we can 63 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: talk about that. Oh my gosh, like twenty five thousands 64 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: to really helped me right now? Twenty five okay, so 65 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: your price is like twenty five grand? Wow? Wow, I mean, 66 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: because I've never done it. Yeah, I don't know if 67 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: you're I'm Bill Parsons, middle management at a large company. 68 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: I was thinking more in the terms of like five 69 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: hundred dollars i'll find. Okay, so that's your price. Well, 70 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: good luck, let us hey call us back if you 71 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: actually do go after it. Okay, okay, Well i'll give 72 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: you an update. Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Hi. 73 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: Thanks guys.