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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today. Check

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Speaker 1: out this subject. I want to have multiple women, but

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Speaker 1: I love my wife. How wish you would? Let's get

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Speaker 1: to the frank right now, nephews here, frank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Now? Paper clip? You

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Speaker 1: didn't hear it? Huh? Paper clips? Clips? Alright, I'm paper

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Speaker 1: clips paper clips? I mean that sounds yeah, harmless? Right, yes,

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Speaker 1: they always do. Yeah, let's all right, let's go cut

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Speaker 1: down paper clips. I'm trying to reach for ronic, could

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Speaker 1: have nic How you doing. My name is Philip. I'm

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Speaker 1: from CORP. How you doing? I'm good? Thank you? How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Today? You were with the company

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Speaker 1: here are um? Uh see you just left about what

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Speaker 1: six months ago? That's correct? Okay, and you left with

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Speaker 1: a severance. I'm all right, that's right. I'm sorry. Who month, Philip?

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Speaker 1: My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on some

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Speaker 1: security questions and wanted to reach out to you. Now

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Speaker 1: you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: Now you actually left with the severance when you when

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Speaker 1: you left the company, is the right? That's right, okay,

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Speaker 1: And how long were you actually with U? I was

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Speaker 1: there for eight years. I'm sorry. Who things are again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can

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Speaker 1: I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well, we got we

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Speaker 1: have you. You you started this business? Now? Did you

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Speaker 1: started before you left? Philip? I'm sorry this sickness after

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Speaker 1: I left there? You started it after you left there,

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Speaker 1: that's correct, one month? One month after you left there. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So the reason why I'm giving you a call and

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Speaker 1: I've been you know, you've gone through some security tapes

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Speaker 1: and things of that nature. We're missing so many rims

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Speaker 1: of paper, We're missing thousands of paper clips, We're missing

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Speaker 1: so many office supplies, and it's been brought to the

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Speaker 1: security's attention that it's targeting that you are the person

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Speaker 1: that has taken all of this this uh office. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me get this right, Thiver. You are

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Speaker 1: calling my place of business asking me if I have

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Speaker 1: used paper clips and paper. I have customers in my

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Speaker 1: establishment right now. I can't talk to you about this, okay,

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Speaker 1: ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling your

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Speaker 1: place to business, but I want to say that we're

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Speaker 1: we're at the point of actually picking you up behind

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Speaker 1: items that have been taken from the company. So I

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and see if we could get it

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Speaker 1: taken care of over the phone. Now you gotta go,

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Speaker 1: then I'm gonna have to actually come out to your business.

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Speaker 1: And that's something that I'm trying not to do. You

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Speaker 1: know what? Hold hold on? What that? If you hold that? Pip?

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Speaker 1: Who is this on my phone talking about the man

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Speaker 1: paper clips? I have been gone from there for six months.

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Speaker 1: If you're calling me now about some paper and someone

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Speaker 1: paper clips, Man, we're missing at least five thousand paper clips.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna tell you what. I have been out of

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Speaker 1: that company for six months. I worked for y'all for

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Speaker 1: eight years, and you won't let me go. I didn't

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Speaker 1: take anything from you, Okay. Have you ever used any

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Speaker 1: paper or any paper clips outside of Have you done that?

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Speaker 1: Of course? I used paper every day I run a business. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But you're using our paper for your own personal business,

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Speaker 1: your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.

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Speaker 1: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the law. No,

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Speaker 1: I will go and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've given you

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Speaker 1: a severance play and for my understanding, it's been a

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Speaker 1: substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be filing charges

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Speaker 1: and taking you to court over these paper clips and

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Speaker 1: paper I'm gonna tell you what you can do the

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Speaker 1: five thousand paper clips, paper clip them together and hang

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Speaker 1: you out for by you. I adn't stealing the damn

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Speaker 1: paper clips. You're gonna call me six months later talk

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Speaker 1: about some paper and paper clips, ma'am. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go back to the book, Philip. I'm sorry, this

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Speaker 1: is some fillip. So are you wanting to return all

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Speaker 1: the merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I work

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Speaker 1: for you for eight years. Come about for eight years.

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Speaker 1: You stole paper, paper clips, You stole all the supplies, scissors,

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Speaker 1: masking tape. You have taken markers, pins. We got it

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Speaker 1: down to know what video tape you got, Phillip. I

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Speaker 1: ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of the year.

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Speaker 1: You all gave me at Severn Packies. How dare you

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Speaker 1: call me six months later? You can take the paper

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Speaker 1: clips and shove them up. You're behind Excuse me? Are

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Speaker 1: we done here? No, we're not done here. So take

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Speaker 1: and you know what to do with them. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't man. No, listen, what we're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: do is you're gonna get served right there at your

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Speaker 1: travel agency. Where are you locating me? You know I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give you my address because you come over here.

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Speaker 1: I got some scissors for your Philip. I have time

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Speaker 1: for this. You want my address, you can come on

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Speaker 1: over here. Look it up Google me. We want our

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Speaker 1: paper clips back me, come get them then, matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: give me your address, Fillip, I bring them to you,

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Speaker 1: phil damn paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and you

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Speaker 1: have me on this phone cussing and fighting with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm not fighting to little paper clips. What's your address

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Speaker 1: to up? We're listening over five thousand paper clips and

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Speaker 1: we need those. Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring

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Speaker 1: your damn paper and paper clips to you? How about that?

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Speaker 1: So you are you are guilty of using the paper

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Speaker 1: aren't you? We all used paper fellers, I don't feel,

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Speaker 1: which means it's against the law, which means you have something.

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Speaker 1: If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law.

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Speaker 1: And you got pens in your car, Fillip, that's a corporation.

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Speaker 1: I bet you do. I work for the company. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to run a business, so you're stealing too. Give

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Speaker 1: me your voice this number. You're calling my damn phone

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Speaker 1: talking about some pens and paper clips. Here, wash your mine,

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Speaker 1: give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gotta what you do thinking so many pens

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this to you now. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: Taking care about the phone. Bring the police and you

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Speaker 1: come with them. Come get it. I got something for

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Speaker 1: me about some paper and paper clips. I've been going

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Speaker 1: from there for six months. Damn. You have stolen paper

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Speaker 1: clips from the company, and we wanted a paper clips.

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Speaker 1: Bring your over here. You want to get them paper clips,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna call my man if he can kick

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Speaker 1: your over here if you want to you want to

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away

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Speaker 1: five thousand paper your face and you also you better

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Speaker 1: be ready because you're stowing some stuff for Tommy and

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Speaker 1: he's been over here. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says,

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Speaker 1: you're stowing a bunch of hair stuff. I don't know

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Speaker 1: nobody name. Don't You don't know nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him? What's your day?

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Speaker 1: I say, Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him? You gotta be

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Speaker 1: kicking me. Your girlfriend, dorth the you got me to

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Speaker 1: pray folks, call you. I'm gonna kicker. I'm I'm going

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Speaker 1: to get her right now. I'm gonna kicker. Come down you.

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Speaker 1: You made me step in the back room on you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you something, baby, what is the badest,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning show. It's on. You just all our paper

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Speaker 1: clips and gonna start your own business. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. You're gonna take the paper clip paper clips?

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Speaker 1: How do you make a break out of paper clips?

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Speaker 1: I love it. You're not gonna take these paper clips

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Speaker 1: go across and make your and start your own business

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Speaker 1: with all our supplies. You're not gonna do it. You

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Speaker 1: are Frank, sir, you are mine. How he comes up

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Speaker 1: with I got one, I got one brewing for y'all.

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Speaker 1: If it go right, man, y'all go, y'all go, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, and you do think of it yourself? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just the left side of my brain. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the right be doing with just the left. Neither

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Speaker 1: do we balance left. I love the dope, but I

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Speaker 1: don't allow that to be confused with the biss and

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Speaker 1: of closing. I don't want them to Yeah. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: not going to create a serious connection to comment. Al Right,

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Speaker 1: here we go, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter subject I want to have multiple women, but I

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Speaker 1: love my wife. We'll get into it right after this show. Up, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.