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Speaker 1: that p p p UM. We discussed a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of things. Little did I know on that day when

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Speaker 1: I sent out a tweet about Ariana Grande. Little did

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Speaker 1: I know that I would be under attack. You know,

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Speaker 1: I talk my ship and I don't even think twice.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think twice. This is the I M

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Speaker 1: Rapport stereo pockets. We are here too disrupt. The whole

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Speaker 1: fucking thing was set up to disrupt. Okay, send out

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Speaker 1: a tweet on Wednesday. Fucking thing has been NonStop since then.

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Speaker 1: This morning, yours truly me the Gringo man Dingo was

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Speaker 1: trending number one on Yahoo. And let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something from the bottom of my fucking heart. When I

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Speaker 1: send out these tweets, when I do these cat videos,

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Speaker 1: there's no there's no second thought, there's no conscious effort,

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Speaker 1: there's no premeditated plan. I do the cat video, who

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Speaker 1: fun knows what's gonna happen? Do the tiki torch tough

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Speaker 1: guy rant, Who the funk knows what's gonna happen? So

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Speaker 1: many different tweets about this and that and the other.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes some of these tweets, some of these videos, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. Sometimes I wish I knew.

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Speaker 1: If I fucking knew, I'd be a kazillionaire. But sent

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Speaker 1: out a tweet saying and a picture of Ariana Grande.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even my own joke. I wish I could

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Speaker 1: take credit for the fucking joke. Wasn't even my own

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Speaker 1: fucking joke. Longtime fan of the Iron Rapp Worstereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: He came up with the genius, he came up with

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Speaker 1: the brilliants. I simply said, Ariana Grande is wenty seven,

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Speaker 1: acts like she's twelve. You take off those boots she

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Speaker 1: genie ponytail. And I think there is hotter women working

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Speaker 1: the counter of Starbucks. No disrespect two ladies of Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: And I showed a picture of Ariana Grande. Listen, I

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Speaker 1: don't fact check. I don't know when this this woman

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Speaker 1: post this picture. I sent a picture of Ariana Grande

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Speaker 1: looking fantastic, makeuplass and godly cheese. Motherfucker's are just NonStop.

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Speaker 1: They're coming at me saying I can't even read track

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Speaker 1: I missed that in the third from all over the world,

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Speaker 1: there reonaders. I think that's what they're called. Her fans

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Speaker 1: are called the Arianaders. First of all, how can I

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Speaker 1: pay the little Monsters or the Pink Barbies to get

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Speaker 1: You're filling up my d M, Your little fucking torpes,

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Speaker 1: your little ships, get out of my d MS. Little

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Speaker 1: Fox Lady Gaga has the little Monsters, and Nicki Minaj

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Speaker 1: has the barbs of the Pink barbies. I want to

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Speaker 1: hire a couple of little monsters and pink barbies to

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Speaker 1: go after the Arianaders. They're all a bunch of fucking cooks,

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Speaker 1: nut jobs, sickle fans, get a fucking life, freaks. I

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Speaker 1: could give two ships about Ariana Grande. The only song

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Speaker 1: of hers that I know is this thank You Next song,

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Speaker 1: which is currently number one or something or other, that

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Speaker 1: was written two weeks after she broke up with poor

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Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. After she broke up with poor Pete Davidson,

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Speaker 1: she hired seventeen writers. I believe there's seventeen writers on

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Speaker 1: that song. And she put out this song thank You Next,

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Speaker 1: talking about all the different guys she's been with and

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Speaker 1: this she learned this one from that one and this

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Speaker 1: one from this one, and two weeks after she broke

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Speaker 1: up with poor Pete Davidson. Did you not know that

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Speaker 1: this guy was sensitive? Was this all a plan from

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Speaker 1: the beginning? This guy fucking spent all his money, all

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Speaker 1: the money he had to buy you a ring, those

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Speaker 1: good rings and things. You kick him to the curb,

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Speaker 1: you fuck him to the curb, and then two weeks

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Speaker 1: later you write a song number one song that trusts me.

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Speaker 1: When Pete Davidson is in a cab, a fucking uber.

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Speaker 1: When he's in an elevator, he has to hear you

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Speaker 1: singing your fucking song. Where is your heart? Where is

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Speaker 1: your compassion? Lady? But I had the Yahoo's, the e onlines,

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Speaker 1: fucking buzz feeds, all of them, upset saying you're shaming

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Speaker 1: not makeup. As far as I'm concerned, when I look

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Speaker 1: at the statement, this should be a woman's empowerment tweeked,

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Speaker 1: I should be celebrated by the women's empowermid movement. Basically,

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying is Ariana granted, love yourself. You don't

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Speaker 1: need the fucking the ponytail, the extensions, all the couture

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Speaker 1: fashion and all that shit. Love yourself, show yourself makeup lists.

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Speaker 1: The beautiful hardworking women at Starbucks, they're in their work

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Speaker 1: and their asses off. They're not all dolled up. I

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Speaker 1: was comparing. I was celebrating the beautiful, hardworking in Starbucks

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Speaker 1: guy who knows? Who the funk knows? Who knows? I

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Speaker 1: say the same thing about cock eyed Kelly and Conway.

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Speaker 1: I have made the exact same joke about Tommy Loren

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Speaker 1: all of this, when all the snowflakes, they celebrate and

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Speaker 1: they retweet me when I'm talking about Tommy Lorene and

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Speaker 1: cock Guy Kelly and Conway. When I went after Laura

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Speaker 1: Ingram for her double botox porcelain fucking face that can't

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Speaker 1: shooted on Laura Ingram's looks, nobody said anything. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even shoot on Oriana Grandis looks. But when I shoot

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Speaker 1: on Milanya, when I shoot on Laura Ingram and I

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Speaker 1: shoot on Tommy Loren, nobody said. They retweet me. They do.

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Speaker 1: The emojis of the clapping hands, motherfucker's are corny, yo.

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Speaker 1: None of the ship is premeditated. I am only here

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Speaker 1: for one reason to talk that good one reason and

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Speaker 1: one reason only to talk that good ship, that beautiful,

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Speaker 1: sweet golden era good ship. I don't give a funk

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Speaker 1: m s all you want, all you clowns, and then

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Speaker 1: and fat shame me the same thing. You're going after

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Speaker 1: Ariana Grandes looks you're attacking a woman. Why are you

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Speaker 1: bashing a woman? Shut the funk up? Shut the funk up.

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Speaker 1: Then they turn around and come after me the poor

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Speaker 1: Aren't you like fifty Bra? You ain't that good looking bra?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, listen, boo, sugar tits. Don't call me bra,

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Speaker 1: call me brother. You don't know me like that, because

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Speaker 1: if I called you boo, if I called you sugar tits,

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Speaker 1: call me brother, don't call me bro. Don't call me bro.

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Speaker 1: You don't know me like that, duke. And when I

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Speaker 1: say you don't know me like that, duke, I'm talking

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Speaker 1: like that. Don't brow me. Then, of course you got

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Speaker 1: the snowflake guys who are like, dude, what kind of

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Speaker 1: an asshole are you? Dude? What a what a trash

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Speaker 1: After my Ariana Grande tweet, I saw Kim Kardashian uh

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Speaker 1: spray tan immediately. One of the three choices. And I

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Speaker 1: know two of the three choices that I just gave you.

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Speaker 1: With the scene. Now, I'm watching the game. It's a

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Speaker 1: commercial break. I was watching the actually the Utah Jazz

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Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors game, which the Utah Jazz shout out

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Speaker 1: to my guy Donovan Mitchell and the Utah Jazz Joe Ingalls,

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Speaker 1: the whole crew love that team. My response to Kim

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Speaker 1: Kardashian was, you hate yourself? Why you need a spray tan?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you love yourself as is? And then people

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Speaker 1: were coming after me Noah Cyrus or I didn't think

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Speaker 1: that's her name, Noah Si. I don't evennau that ismazing

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Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus's sister, No Niley Cyrus? Whoever? Why are you

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Speaker 1: saying this about her? Why are you attacking with yo?

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Speaker 1: She hates herself? You look fantastic, don't you. Aren't you

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Speaker 1: toxic radiation With all the spray tans and the fake

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Speaker 1: tans and the sun beds, you look great? How fucking

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Speaker 1: dark do you need to beat Kim Kardashi until you

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Speaker 1: accept yourself? And me saying this is not bashing women.

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Speaker 1: I want you to love yourself, Kim Kardashion, I want

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Speaker 1: you to love yourself, Arianna. If I could walk around

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Speaker 1: in a half a inch of foundation on mc grill

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Speaker 1: with false eyelashes and a motherfucking Matthew mcconaughe wig or

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Speaker 1: stool drooling. In my other league, I'm playing some no

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Speaker 1: bye ja rule, see you later, see if fucking later. Okay,

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Speaker 1: two games, two championships, two chips, two rings. You know

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get upset. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: can't lose two championships. I need to win both. No,

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Speaker 1: win both. Please send me anything you got, anything you got,

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Speaker 1: pray for me. I'm sorry. I didn't say that. I

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Speaker 1: The great and that term the great uh is thrown

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Speaker 1: She did Awakenings with Raw, Robin Williams and Robert de Niro,

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Speaker 1: and a bunch of other films. I met her, I

418
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: met Gary Marshall. Gary Marshall is the first legitimate person

419
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: to give me. He didn't give me a break, but

420
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: he gave me acknowledgement. UH. The the first time, the

421
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: very first time I ever did stand up comedy in

422
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. I did five minutes five minutes of

423
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: stand up comedy in UH in l a and this

424
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: was probably nineteen ninety one, nineteen ninety I'm not Mr.

425
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: Day Guy, and you know, we don't fact check, but

426
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: Gary Marshall was at the Improv in Hollywood where I've

427
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: started doing stand up again. Um, that was twenty one.

428
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: If it was, I might have been twenty It might

429
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: have been nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety. Fuck, you know what

430
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: is actually nineteen eighty nine. It was a summer of

431
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine. I'm bugging I was nineteen. So the

432
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: summer of nineteen eighty nine the very first time I

433
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: did stand up comedy on a Sunday night, which I

434
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: don't know if Sunday nights are still popping for stand up,

435
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: but in the summertime they probably in the summertime of nine,

436
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: I was doing stand up comedy and Gary Marshall was there.

437
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: Director of Pretty Woman, huge fucking hit at the time,

438
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: director of The Flamingo Kid with stick Man Extraordinaire Matt Dillon,

439
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: Loki Stealth Coxman Yo, Maddie d Uh put it down.

440
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: He put it down in the eighties and the nineties.

441
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: I mean he put it down in the in the

442
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: funk world. He's still single, but his eighteenth birthday was

443
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: a studio fifty four. He was late. He was a

444
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: fucking star sex symbol. He was that dude. I saw

445
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: him go to work when we were doing the movie

446
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: Beautiful Girls. He would knock down everything in his path.

447
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: Let me stay focused. But Gary Marshall and his assistant

448
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: saw me do stand up comedy. Um, I didn't know

449
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: what the funk I was doing. I had done stand

450
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: up comedy about five times, literally did five minutes, and

451
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: I was you know, I had a good personality. I

452
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: didn't have a bit, I didn't have an act. I

453
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: just talked ship. I mean literally imagine me in nineteen

454
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: years old. I didn't know what the funk I was doing,

455
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: but I had a lot of attitude and I wasn't scared,

456
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: which is rule number one when you're doing anything in

457
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: the arts. You cannot be scared. And if you are scared,

458
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: you have to be like Mike Tyson coming into the

459
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: ring during his prime, and you have to control your

460
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: fucking fear. And when it comes to stand up comedy,

461
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: controlling your fear means talk shit or die trying. So um.

462
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: Afterwards the show This This Girl, his assistant uh came

463
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: over to me, and she was like, you know, I'm

464
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: working with Gary Marshall. He was just here. He would

465
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: love to meet you. And I'm like, Gary Marshall, oh ship, Yeah.

466
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: So you know. A couple of days later, I went

467
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: to the Universal Studios lot, which was a big you know,

468
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: I went a few years before that, before I was

469
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: even thinking about doing stand up I went to the

470
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: Universal Studios a lot for the tour. You know they

471
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: have those tours now. I had like a drive on pass.

472
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: I went there. I met Gary Marshall. Um. You know,

473
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: he was doing a play, reading for this play he

474
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: was doing, which I can't remember the name of it.

475
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: You know, he said, you know, you're talented. I was like, talented.

476
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm doing. Anyway, it made

477
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: me feel like, you know, I was onto something with

478
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. Years later I met Penny and she

479
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: was the same way. They're both New Yorkers from the Bronx.

480
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: Penny Marshall was a New Yorker from the Bronx. She

481
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 1: made you feel like she knew her. Now. To me,

482
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: it's Laverne from Laverne and Shirley. It's the funny girl

483
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: from Happy Days. It's Oscar Madison's assistant from uh, the

484
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: Odd Couple, I'm tripping. She directed big. Couldn't be nicer,

485
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: couldn't be more welcoming, couldn't be more regularly a New

486
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: York woman, funny, how are you doing? Where are you from?

487
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: You know? She had that kind of laid back, you know,

488
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 1: sort of New York, real New York drawl and said, oh,

489
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doing this and doing that. What are you

490
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: up to? You should do this and that? And I

491
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: first um did business with Penny. I auditioned for this

492
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: film called The Renaissance Man, which was an okay movie,

493
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: was a really good script, but it was like, I

494
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: think that movie came out again. I'm not, I am

495
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: really not Mr um Day guy, but I think that

496
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: movie came out. Auditions were probably in but it was

497
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: a young cast and we all auditioned. My man Lelo

498
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: Broncado got the film. Who was the star of Bronx tail, Uh,

499
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: Kadeem Hardison was in it. Mark Wahlberg I believe, yeah,

500
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: he was in it. Mark Wahlberg was in it. But

501
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: all the young actors from that time, all of us,

502
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: we all auditioned for that movie. I think Don Cheetah

503
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: was at the auditions. The first time I met Wahlberg,

504
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: he was cool as fun. He was like the bad

505
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: boy of Hollywood at that time. He had just gotten

506
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: into a fight, I remember at a Madonna party. Was

507
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: all over the news the day after I met him.

508
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: I think he had gotten arrested. I was like, how

509
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: are you at this audition? Anyway, we auditioned for weeks

510
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 1: and weeks and weeks at a time. I mad Khalil

511
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: Khan who was in Juice. Uh, the kid from Juice

512
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: who wanted getting killed. I think he was the first

513
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: person Tupac Bishop kills and Juice. It was cool. It

514
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: was a really cool time. I didn't get the part.

515
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: We were all sort of The audition process for a

516
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 1: film like that was, you know, you'd read for one part,

517
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: then you'd read for another part, then they'd mix and

518
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: match and they'd have you improv and all that sad. Anyway,

519
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: I didn't get the movie. Was a cool process though.

520
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: Um I met Leelo, I met Wahlberg. It was cool.

521
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: I was disappointed that I didn't get it, but Penny

522
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 1: was nice to everybody. You know. She called me and said,

523
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna have you in this, you know,

524
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: and we're gonna work on something else. She would do that.

525
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: She would call you and you're you know, she was

526
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: sweet and she was She made me you know, we're

527
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: gonna find something else. I want to work with you.

528
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: I think you're great, and you're like, funk all right, cool,

529
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: you know, Penny Marshall, she thinks I'm great. You know.

530
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: It meant a lot. And she didn't need to call you.

531
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: She didn't need to be nice. You know, we wanted

532
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: the jobs. But she did do that, and she had

533
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: a reputation for doing that. She had a reputation for

534
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: going above and beyond and and and being friendly to

535
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: two actors and people. Um and I remember I auditioned

536
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: for her again for this movie that was an okay

537
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: movie called Riding in Cars with Boys, which I don't

538
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: think that was the original title. Um. I auditioned for

539
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: her a bunch times. James L. Brooks one of the

540
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: creators of of course, The Simpsons, and he's a directly

541
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: directed all kinds of Ship James L. Brooks. James L.

542
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: Brooks wrote broadcast News. He directed as Good as It

543
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: Gets You. No, he directed it. Maybe he wrote it too,

544
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: but he directed Terms, he wrote Terms of Endearment. He's

545
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: a fucking He's a beast. He created the Simpsons. He

546
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: he's a fucking beast. But James O. Brooks was producing it,

547
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: Penny was directing it, and Um, I would go up

548
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: to her house and I would audition with different actresses.

549
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean all of them were there. I auditioned with.

550
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: I remember to auditioned with Drew Barrymore. Um, I to

551
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: who wind up doing the movie? Um, it was all

552
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: sorts of people. And I would just go up there

553
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: and read with Penny. We would read scenes together. She

554
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: would ask me, what do you think of this scene?

555
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: They would change the words the late Brittany Murphy. I

556
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: remember I auditioned with her actress. Um, I wind up

557
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: not getting that movie either. Fuck. But the thing about

558
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: Penny and work, whether she would call you and be like, listen,

559
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with someone else. You did a great job.

560
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: It's not you, you know, it's just you know casting

561
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 1: and all all. Uh, we're gonna work on something. Let's

562
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: go to a Laker game. She took me the Laker games.

563
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: She was a huge basket. Actually took me to a

564
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: Clipper game. Um. She was a huge basketball fan, had

565
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: season tickets to the Clipper before the Clippers were even

566
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: worth even going to see, before the lamar odom Quentin

567
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: Richardson Clippers. She always her and Billy Crystal were like

568
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: the Clippers fans. And you know, she had a cool house. Um,

569
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: she had a sick sports member of Billia collection. I

570
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: remember she showed me her room. She had all sorts

571
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: of ship like you know, a bat signed by Ted

572
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: Williams and old New York Yankee jerseys and I mean

573
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about from the seventies. I'm going back

574
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: to the fifties. And she also had a beautiful dope

575
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: art collection. Um. Anyway, she was always cool with me,

576
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: always nice, friendly to everybody, warm to everybody, and and

577
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: had this quality too to make me, to make you,

578
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: to make me, as a young actor, feel like I

579
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: was special and and and to feel like I could

580
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: do something in this business when she didn't have to. Uh.

581
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: You know, you go into audition nine percent of the

582
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: times you either get the part or you never hear

583
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: from them again. And he would always with me and

584
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: and other people. And I think that's why so many

585
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: actors that she didn't even work with and I never

586
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: actually officially worked with her, but those work sessions that

587
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: I had on the Renaissance Man and riding in cars

588
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: with boys, they meant a lot to me. To be

589
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: working with someone that was so accomplished and so iconic,

590
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: and I was such a fan of To have those

591
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: work sessions meant a lot, and it gives you confidence

592
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: to to to go forward and to kick ass. So

593
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: she's she's gonna she's gonna be missed. She's from a time,

594
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: uh that doesn't exist. She's a bronx girl. Uh, she's

595
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: from a time in New York that doesn't exist anymore.

596
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: And she's from a time and show business that doesn't

597
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: exist anymore. So Uh, all the all the shoutouts that

598
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: you're seeing from people that saying she was a friend

599
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: and that she was good and she was this that

600
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: the other, I could say from my experience, I co

601
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: signed it to the fullest. And Uh, the late great

602
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: Penny Marshall will be missed, Miles. Let me get some

603
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: nice music here. So Dick Stain, Donald Trump, his fans,

604
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: his followers, his minions, These people are so so adamant

605
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: on one way or another building a fucking wall, which whatever, Okay,

606
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: Dick Stain. Donald Trump's like, if I build that wall,

607
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: I'll definitely get reelected. I don't know, I have no

608
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: fucking idea. But by everything that I know, and I

609
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: don't know much, but by everything that I know, Uh,

610
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: you ain't getting the wall, duke. The government ain't building

611
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: to the wall. Mexico ain't building you the wall. You

612
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: ain't getting the wall, Duke. I'll say it again, you

613
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: ain't getting the wall, Duke. So some sick fox I

614
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: believe it's a guy who was a triple amputee. God

615
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 1: God helped this guy, an Air Force veteran and triple amputee,

616
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: set up a go fund me to finance the building

617
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: of the wall themselves. This has got to be some

618
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: of the dumbest shit I've ever heard of in my

619
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: fucking life. Actually, since I started the podcast and I

620
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: am breaking rule number one of the I Am Rapp

621
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: Reports stereo podcast about forty minutes later, no bullshit, they

622
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: have raised six point eight million mother fucking dollars and

623
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: by the time you hear this podcast, it'll probably be

624
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: even more than that. So at six point eight, let's

625
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,720
Speaker 1: round it off to seven fucking million. Dollars these fucking

626
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,760
Speaker 1: lunatics have gave for a go fund me to build

627
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: the wall. First of all, you dumb fox, this isn't

628
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: an art project. You're not financing a record, you're not

629
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: finding sing a movie. You could give seventeen billion fucking

630
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: dollars and dumb funck money. If the government doesn't allow

631
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: the wall, it doesn't allow the wall, you could have

632
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 1: money to build fucking whatever you want. But the fact

633
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,959
Speaker 1: that they raised six point eight million dollars it's called

634
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: seven that quickly is is really crazy. It's fucking nuts.

635
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 1: It just goes to show like all these people, these

636
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: hard working people, all these people who are out there struggling,

637
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: there's no jobs. There's no just there's they're they're all

638
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: they're having problems, there's no jobs. Make America great again.

639
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: America is pretty fucking great. If you could raise six

640
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: point eight fucking million dollars for a wall that's never

641
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: going to be built, you're tomb motherfuck are you? I

642
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: was gonna do a full aello, but I'm gonna ruin

643
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: my voice shred. It can't shred, it can't shred, it

644
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: won't shred it all right? You know what time it

645
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: is you hear the music that is the sick Fuck

646
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: of the Week theme song, the sick Funk of the Week, Because,

647
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: of course, in a word that is earned, not given,

648
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: it is an award that is earned but not given.

649
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't just go out to any and every sick fuck.

650
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, it goes out to a certain kind of

651
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: sick fuck with a certain kind of what did the

652
00:42:55,719 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: French say? Oh yeah, a genes kwa. Now, as I

653
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: told you earlier, I have twenty of them. I don't

654
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: think I could get to all of them. I honestly

655
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: I have more than twenty the sick funck whisper my guy,

656
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: Mike Schaefer, No bullshit, I probably have fifty of them. Okay,

657
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: but on the docket right in front of me, I

658
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: have twenty six fox right in front of me. But

659
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is I have an additional fifty that

660
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: I haven't even gotten to that might just have to

661
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: be overflows into two. We can only do so many

662
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: sick fox, must we do? The Sick Funk of the

663
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 1: Week podcast could be a subset. Who wants it? Could

664
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:46,959
Speaker 1: be a good thing. Um a college athlete has been

665
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: disowned by her parents. This young girl, Emily Scheck, came

666
00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: out as gay and her sick fucking parents disowned her. Uh.

667
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: They are from Rochester, New York, which apparently, and I

668
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: don't know from first hand experience, but apparently Rochester, New

669
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: York has a real ship hole quality to it. Um.

670
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: But this young lady, uh came out as gay and

671
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: her parents disowneder. The parents are the sick fox. And

672
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: go fund me was set up for this young girl

673
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: who's a college athlete. Um, they only raised fifty dollars.

674
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: Now listen, it's not up to people. She goes to

675
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: Canesus College, she's across country runner. It's not up to

676
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: people to take care of this young lady. But it

677
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: just goes to show she read fit. She's been disowned

678
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: by her parents. Beautiful young girl did nothing wrong. Um,

679
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: she was only raised fifty dollars. But there's seven million

680
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: dollars for a wall that's never gonna be built. The parents, congratulations.

681
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: Uh the check parents, You sick fox. You both you.

682
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: Mom and dad are the sick fox of the week.

683
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: Leading off this segment, a Tucson, Arizona sick fuck who

684
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: looks like a sick funck. His name is David Boheart.

685
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: David Bowheart was released from prison, and on the same

686
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: day that he was released from prison, this animal, this

687
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: sick fuck, kills his girlfriend. Now you're never getting out

688
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: your fucking dog, you animal, twenty three hours a day lockdown.

689
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: You're never gonna have the contact of another person, man

690
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: or woman, twenty three hours a day. Electrocute this motherfucker,

691
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 1: get rid of him. This is we We can't zero

692
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: in for this to be one person because there's a

693
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: whole bunch of sick fox. This happened a couple of

694
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: days ago in New York City. UM, an eleven year

695
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: old kid, an eleven year old kid who UM has

696
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: come out as a transsexual. It is a boy who

697
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: likes to dress in drag, went to a lgbt Q bar.

698
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: It's described as queer owned and operated, calls himself Brooklyn's

699
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: premier queer bar and performance venue. An eleven year old

700
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: boy who dresses in drag and performs went on stage

701
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: at the bar called the Three Dollar Bill in Brooklyn,

702
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 1: singing and dressed as Gwen Stefani. Okay, how the fucking

703
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: eleven year old is in a bar? Man, woman, boy

704
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: or girl? I have no fucking clue. I have no

705
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: clue how the fucking eleven year old is in a

706
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: bar performing. Okay, first six Fox, here are the parents

707
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: your son wants to perform and drag God bless that kid.

708
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: The fact that you let your son perform in front

709
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: of adults in a bar. You're a sick fuck. While

710
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: this young boy dressed up as Gwin Stefani was performing,

711
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: adult patrons, we're tossing one dollar bills at this boy

712
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: as if he were a male stripper. This is not

713
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: made up, This is not this is I got people

714
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: calling me all sorts of ship USA today us sweetly.

715
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: This day, I got people and and on the same day,

716
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: there's an eleven year old in a gay bar in Brooklyn,

717
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: prince around like Gwin's to find, getting dollar bills thrown

718
00:47:54,040 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: at him by adults. And I'm the fucking bad guy

719
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: here to This bar should be shut down for letting

720
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: in eleven year old. Okay, the owners should be, they

721
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,439
Speaker 1: should they should be the whole place should be shut down.

722
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: In the parents, the parents should be looked at by

723
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: the fucking authorities. Again, I I I couldn't zero in

724
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: on one sick fuck here because there's a number of

725
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: adults sick Fox. And if you're throwing dollar bills at

726
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: eleven year old boy dressed up as Gwen Stefani in

727
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 1: a bar in the evening, then you're a sick funck too.

728
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: Next on the docket, Florida. You know, I can't do

729
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: twenty fucking sick fox without having, you know, one from Florida.

730
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: It's just mathematically, it's just impossible. Um. A man known

731
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: as Santa Claus in Panama City, Florida, was arrested for

732
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: breaking into a neighbor's home, leaving her notes and leaving

733
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: her panties underwear that he wanted to see her where.

734
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: When they caught the man who again is known as

735
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: Santa Claus, who looks like a sick funck, his name

736
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: is a Citro Sanchez. It's got The only thing that

737
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: makes him look like Santa Claus is the fact that

738
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: he's got a beard. His eyes are disturbing. When they

739
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: caught this sick funck, he had, this is real, ninety

740
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: pounds of underwear in his car, ninety pounds of women's

741
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: panties in his car. Lock them up. I don't know

742
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: what the charges are. I don't know what you do

743
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: with somebody like that. But you got a toe tag

744
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: this motherfucker in Wooster, mass Wooster in Wooster, Massachusetts, a

745
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old sick fuck, a woman named Ashley Mace.

746
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: Now I know we have a lot of fans up there.

747
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: Does anybody know Ashley Mace from Wooster? Not surprising. Ashley

748
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: Mace looks like a sick fuck. Looks like she's probably

749
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: doing a little bath salts and uh like from the

750
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: looks at things. Some of those gray skies, um they are.

751
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: I did this animal probably a junkie, but they arrested

752
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: her on animal cruelty charges. She tried to drown her dog.

753
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: She didn't like the dog, she didn't want the dog anymore.

754
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: She tried to drown her dog. Enough said, you're a

755
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: sick fuck. I give her fifteen months in prison for that.

756
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: If it's up to me, I give you fifteen months.

757
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: This isn't so much a sick fuck thing. This is

758
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: just a lack of empathy from Sesame Street. Um, Sesame Street,

759
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: we'll have one of its muppets. One of the characters

760
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: on the Sesame Street, which is now on HBO, I

761
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: believe will experience homelessness to teach kids compassion and empathy.

762
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: I think that's great. I think that's fantastic. But what

763
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: about my motherfucking man oscar to grouch? This motherfucker's been

764
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: living in a garbage can for forty plus year. Nobody

765
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: did shit about it. You go over there, you antagonize him,

766
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: you tease him, you berate him. Nobody moved him out

767
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:13,479
Speaker 1: of the motherfucking garbage can for forty plus years. It's

768
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: nice that you're introducing a new character. It's nice that

769
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: says to me, Street is continuing to keep teaching lessons

770
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: to the youth. But what about my motherfucking man oscar

771
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: to grouch? Can he get a crib, a one bedroom apartment,

772
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: a studio something, get him a tent, something, sleeping bag.

773
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's been living in the garbage can for forty plus

774
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: years due the right thing. Uh. This was sent directly

775
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: from our sick funck of the week whisperer Um. A

776
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: guy named Cassim ker Ham. Cassim ker Ham who I

777
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: think has tear drop tattoos, two or three tier drop tattoos.

778
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't think they of birthmarks. This twenty three year

779
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: old sick fuck from Birmingham Alabama, Walsall Road, Birmingham, Alabama.

780
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, somewhere down there in Birmingham. Uh. This

781
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: guy's definitely needs to be put in contention for a

782
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: sick Funk of the Year. This animal broke into a

783
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: funeral home. Okay, sick already. Um. Then he went through

784
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: different corpses, went through and looked through multiple coffins to

785
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: find the one he wanted to sexually penetrate. I'm sorry,

786
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: I am actually reading it from the actual report. He

787
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: had a certain type, He had a certain type. He

788
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: went through multiple coffins, the whole thing was caught on

789
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: surveillance video to find the one he wants. Then he

790
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: sexually assaulted a dead body. What do you do with

791
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: somebody like this? This is cuckoo nest shit. This is

792
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: one flow of the cuckoo's nest shit. Where do you

793
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: put a person like this? Imagine you're in jail. Imagine

794
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: you're in prison, okay, and you get a sell me

795
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: and you you start to talk and say, yo, casino, Yo,

796
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: what are you in here for? Duke? And he tells

797
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: you that even if you're a sick fuck, this guy

798
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: is a sicker. Sick fucking you how do you deal

799
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: with that? How do you process that? I don't know.

800
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. And uh, finally uh an infamous Italian

801
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: veterinarian slash hunter who we talked about, UM, who post

802
00:53:54,719 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: pictures uh last year of himself killing lions. He's a

803
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: game hunter. He kills lions, he kills DearS, He's killed leopards,

804
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: He's killed all sorts of wild animals. Uh. Sorry, asshole,

805
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: Luciano Poncetto, Luciano Poncento, He's uh kills all sorts of animals.

806
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: He thinks this is what you should do with your time.

807
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: He's a veterinarian. Also, he received backlash when he posted

808
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: pictures of him with a tiger last year. Again, this

809
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: is so twisted that he's a veterinarian. Well, this asshole

810
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: was out hunting birds a couple of days ago. Yeah,

811
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: this prick slipped and fell into a nearby ravine. You

812
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: know what I say to Luciano Poncetto Rivederci. Fuck all right,

813
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 1: it's the Guy Reports Stereo podcast. What more can I say?

814
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: What more can I say? To? Quote the Great Sean

815
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: Carter A k A. Jay Z. You know where to

816
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: find this Okay, Tuesday, Tuesday of December, Christmas Day, I

817
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,719
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818
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,000
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819
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,439
Speaker 1: giving away a bar or soap. I'm not giving away

820
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: bags of potato chips when I say, I am giving

821
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,319
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822
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,799
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823
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,879
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824
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825
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Speaker 1: State Warriors Lakers. Our next episode will be all Monday.

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Speaker 1: We're coming back Monday Christmas Eve. Okay, we're not dropping

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00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: it on Christmas. We'll come back Monday Christmas Eve. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we're not. I don't know, but as of now, Christmas Eve,

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Speaker 1: not Christmas. I am Rapport stereo podcast. Um, what can

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Speaker 1: I say Miles Jordan's please take us out of here

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Speaker 1: with something real nice, Uh, something real proper