Speaker 1: Rooking jewils a second date update. You know what would
Speaker 1: make the second date update better? Rock hard abs? That's right,
Speaker 1: some rock hard abs. Maybe a Spray ten or six
Speaker 1: and a stripper with the heart of gold name Joe.
Speaker 1: That's what I think would spice up the second date update.
Speaker 1: It's just a tad and looks like we're in luck
Speaker 1: because on the phone with us right now is Joe,
Speaker 1: and Joe is a stripper who he wants to do
Speaker 1: a second date update. What's up, Joe? Day a brook
Speaker 1: jewil Aw. You guys doing good? You ever have an
Speaker 1: intro like that when you're taking the stage, buddy? You
Speaker 1: know I've got a few of those, yo. You even
Speaker 1: have sexy stripper voice, my friend? Oh thank you, you
Speaker 1: are welcome. So your email said that you actually met
Speaker 1: a girl while you were working and that's the girl
Speaker 1: that you want to call today. That's right? Um, tell
Speaker 1: us how that isn't that like unprofessional for you guys?
Speaker 1: You know occasionally, you know, if there are some extra
Speaker 1: curricular activities, we don't mind. But oh, okay, so you're
Speaker 1: telling me, like all the girls strippers that I've met
Speaker 1: are using that just as an excuse. Yea you maybe
Speaker 1: want to meet up later. Oh, it's very unprofessional if
Speaker 1: I do that. So you guys can pick and choose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do. Actually, I would never honestly believe that a
Speaker 1: stripper truly likes me. Hey, you never know until you
Speaker 1: try it, right, How do you even hit off and
Speaker 1: without her thinking that you just want tips? I mean
Speaker 1: that's the hard part. I mean, that's why I contacted
Speaker 1: you guys. Okay, and the girl who you want to
Speaker 1: call today, what's her name? Her name's Jessica. How do
Speaker 1: you even hit off like a conversation or get somebody's
Speaker 1: number when you're in the midst of like, you know,
Speaker 1: fifteen girls at a bachelrette party, so I would say
Speaker 1: ninety percent at a time. We dance for about an
Speaker 1: hour and the rest of the time is just getting
Speaker 1: wasted and we just collect our tips and we leave.
Speaker 1: But in this situation, and it was really strange because
Speaker 1: you know, the girls were drinking. You know, occasionally we drink,
Speaker 1: you know with the ladies as well, and you know,
Speaker 1: I met this girl and you know, she's really cute,
Speaker 1: he had nice figures. You know, we started hitting it off,
Speaker 1: we started talking, okay, So it's just like a straight
Speaker 1: up regular conversation. You have to like sneak around and
Speaker 1: try to slidder your number or something. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, we're we're also human too, So if
Speaker 1: we want to talk to a girl at work, we
Speaker 1: talked to a girl at work. Did I ask you
Speaker 1: when you pulled hers out and started talking to her,
Speaker 1: what state of dress were you in? Um? I was
Speaker 1: in the middle of my cop uniform. It's it's just
Speaker 1: been taken off. I have my shirt on with a patch.
Speaker 1: So well, I mean it was cold that you know,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna talk to a crom I could be completely, like,
Speaker 1: you know, undressed. Yeah, and the best way to talk
Speaker 1: to a girl is always shirt on, no pants. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows that. So did you guys actually go out on
Speaker 1: a date or is this the only time you've talked
Speaker 1: to her? No? I uh, you know, I started talking
Speaker 1: to her, and you know, we just you know, we
Speaker 1: talked about our favorite movies, talked a little bit about sports.
Speaker 1: We talked for a while. Yeah, and hooked up a
Speaker 1: little bit nice. What does that mean? Just make out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit of making out, a little bit of
Speaker 1: you know, other stuff happened. Did you actually see the
Speaker 1: deal with her that night. No, well, we didn't go
Speaker 1: all the way. We got close, but thank you guys,
Speaker 1: didn't stay the night together at somebody's random house. Did
Speaker 1: you leave each other that evening? No? I left you did.
Speaker 1: What did she say to you? I mean, did you
Speaker 1: plan on making an actual date? I told her I
Speaker 1: would love to see her again, and I got her
Speaker 1: phone number, and you know we were going to take
Speaker 1: it from there. And have you heard from her at all? No? Wow,
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's blowing you off? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She might have been embarrassed by it,
Speaker 1: you know, because her friends were there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So my question is not why you think she's blowing
Speaker 1: you off? Why do you think that she'd wanted to
Speaker 1: date you to begin with? Not to be mean, right
Speaker 1: right right? No, I understand. No, we you know, we
Speaker 1: had some really good conversation and she was as different
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of girls, I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of girls, and she was the one girl that can
Speaker 1: actually carry on a conversation without putting her hand all
Speaker 1: over me. And I felt this, I felt this really
Speaker 1: strong connection between us, and that's why I wanted to
Speaker 1: ask her Okay, have you and you haven't heard anything
Speaker 1: from her at all? How many times you try to
Speaker 1: get hold of her. I mean I've text her, you know,
Speaker 1: I've given her a call, but no answer. Okay, does
Speaker 1: she know? Does she know your real name or does
Speaker 1: she just know your stripper name? That's a valid question.
Speaker 1: I gave her my real name, okay, because I've made
Speaker 1: out with a couple of strippers and I never knew
Speaker 1: their real name. Joe, what is your stripper name? My
Speaker 1: stripper name? Yeah, because we want me to tell you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to hear just what it is. I'm just curious, Roger, Roger,
Speaker 1: what kind of stripper name is er? What's the last name?
Speaker 1: Is there like a good last name to it? What?
Speaker 1: Deeal fp Roger Steele? Okay, the last name is good.
Speaker 1: The first name, I was like, I don't picture a
Speaker 1: lot of girls like oh yeah, Roger, somebody say like
Speaker 1: Diesel or something. You know. All right, we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back caller and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: thanks to what. I really appreciate it. All right, hang
Speaker 1: on rooking Jubil in the morning. Second on the phone
Speaker 1: with us right now to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: By day, he's a mild mannered guy named Joe. By night,
Speaker 1: he's Roger Steele. Uh huh, that's right, Roger Steele, stripper extraordinaire,
Speaker 1: dropping those buns and collecting those ones. Roger Steele shaking
Speaker 1: his hips and collecting those tips. Roger Steele pitching a
Speaker 1: tent and paying his rent. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the phone, Joe, a k a. Roger Steele, the stripper.
Speaker 1: What's up? Man? Are you hey? We got to hire
Speaker 1: you too, a DJR gig man. Those are really good interest.
Speaker 1: I'll come along with you to any of your gigs
Speaker 1: that you want. If you're just tuning in. Joe wants
Speaker 1: to do a second date update. He is a male stripper.
Speaker 1: He was working a private party and met a girl
Speaker 1: that he really liked named Jessica. They ended up talking
Speaker 1: and kind of messed around a little bit. They made
Speaker 1: plans to go out, but he never heard from her again.
Speaker 1: So he's wondering why she's not calling her back, and
Speaker 1: we're going to get her on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: All right, Joe, By the way, have you hooked up
Speaker 1: with a lot of people at bachelor parties? And stuff
Speaker 1: in all honesty, and like the three years I've done this,
Speaker 1: I've hooked up with less than twenty women. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Man, get a little action in your life. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is the first girl I've met in a really
Speaker 1: long time that I felt like I had a really
Speaker 1: strong connection. And did you tell her that? Because if
Speaker 1: I was a person who was hooking up with a stripper,
Speaker 1: I would also think I was one of many? No
Speaker 1: I did. I told her I would love to see
Speaker 1: her again. I think we have something special. Plus I've
Speaker 1: called her and texted her, so I mean she'd be
Speaker 1: pretty obvious I want to see her again. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna dout the phone of her right now.
Speaker 1: See if we can get on the phone. Okay, okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey is this Jessica. Yes, it is hey Jessica. How
Speaker 1: are you? My name is Jubil and I host a
Speaker 1: morning radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Oh say, why are you calling? Well, I'm calling you
Speaker 1: today because one of our listeners actually sent us an
Speaker 1: email about you and he wanted us to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you. Um, that's weird, but okay. His name
Speaker 1: is Joe you might know him as Roger Steele. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. He Yeah, Joe emailed us because you know,
Speaker 1: he said that he really liked meeting you that night
Speaker 1: at the batcherette party you were at, and he's wondering
Speaker 1: why you're right now. He's wondering why you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back. He says he's tried to get ahold of
Speaker 1: you a few times and has heard nothing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he called you, guys. Yeah, he sent us an email
Speaker 1: and asked if we could get a hold of you
Speaker 1: since you aren't answering his phone calls. That it is
Speaker 1: so weird. Why would he call you? Well, it's a
Speaker 1: regular segment that we do on our show. It's called
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. So Joe just wanted us to
Speaker 1: ask you the question, why aren't you calling him back? Wait?
Speaker 1: Where did he tell you? He just said that. He
Speaker 1: he said he met you while he was working at
Speaker 1: a batchette party and you guys talked for a while
Speaker 1: and hung out, and he was hoping he would see
Speaker 1: you again. That's all he said. Yeah, pretty much, And
Speaker 1: he added that he really really liked you a lot.
Speaker 1: So is there a reason that you don't want to
Speaker 1: call him back? Um no, I mean, it was just
Speaker 1: a just a crazy night and I got caught up
Speaker 1: in things and that's that. Like, I'm I'm good. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't need to I don't need to remember that.
Speaker 1: That's fine. You don't need to date a stripper, is
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Saying. No, it's not. It's not because
Speaker 1: of what he does. It's just look, I was just
Speaker 1: it was just a really crazy night and things got
Speaker 1: out of control and I got caught up in like
Speaker 1: the whole bachelor party spirit and yay, you know, my
Speaker 1: friend's getting married, and um, I just, um, I did
Speaker 1: stuff that I just never ever, ever, ever do, and um,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm good. I don't want to discuss it. Well,
Speaker 1: he told us that you guys didn't hook up or anything.
Speaker 1: He said, he said, you guys kissed and kind of
Speaker 1: messed around and did some other things. Um, yeah, was
Speaker 1: it fun? Was it not fun? Like, I don't. I
Speaker 1: just I don't do that on a normal day. And um,
Speaker 1: I am embarrassed, and I don't want to rehash it.
Speaker 1: Like you you don't want to call him back because
Speaker 1: you kissed him the first night you met him. No, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not it but um, well, what can you? Can
Speaker 1: you tell me what it is so I can at
Speaker 1: least just tell him I just got caught up and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm very embarrassed, and brother or not, Why
Speaker 1: are you embarrassed? There's nothing to be embarrassed off. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've made out with a couple of strippers in my life.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine, you know, he just here. I
Speaker 1: did stuff that that I don't normally do, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to say what it was. I was raised
Speaker 1: better than that. And I just look, I'm not telling
Speaker 1: and I'm taking this to my grave like I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm are you seriously not calling me back? We're passing
Speaker 1: with that's Joe. Joe's actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wanted to talk to you. Why would you see
Speaker 1: him read it? What is the matter? But I thought
Speaker 1: it was cool. I think a lot of don't be
Speaker 1: embarrassed about it. It's okay, Like you're on the radio
Speaker 1: and to the world. Are you curious, Well, not the
Speaker 1: whole world that we don't have that many listeners, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't worry about it. Well, now that it's out there,
Speaker 1: now that the salad's out of the bag, so to speak.
Speaker 1: Is that why you're not calling it? Is that why
Speaker 1: you're not calling it back? Because that happens so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I was really better than that. I am mortified for
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know. It was more than that. You know,
Speaker 1: most girls don't do that. That's what I know. I
Speaker 1: know you were like so inhibited and free. I mean
Speaker 1: it was it was a turn off. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're oh my god, what you shouldn't be embarrassed about it?
Speaker 1: Are you curious? Not? Did that happen? Then you go
Speaker 1: and announcement on the radio. So even if I wasn't embarrassed,
Speaker 1: I would be now. Honestly, it's one of the reasons
Speaker 1: why like you turned me on, Like, that's one of
Speaker 1: the reasons why I like you. It's the key to
Speaker 1: Joe's heart apparently from Yeah, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Nobody knows
Speaker 1: your name, like you know, it's a very common name.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows who you are. I'm sure it is embarrassing
Speaker 1: to have that news put out there though it was
Speaker 1: her idea. Oh god, Joe, do you not know privacy?
Speaker 1: Like there's just some things that you don't share like
Speaker 1: you shouldn't even be telling your friends these details, let
Speaker 1: alone us. You know what this is what's wrong with America.
Speaker 1: People are so uptight in America with sexuality. In Europe,
Speaker 1: this would be so problem everybody. Oh my god, what's
Speaker 1: to Europe? Then we don't need to yet. I think
Speaker 1: I want to move to Europe now if that's just
Speaker 1: happening Left and Riot, I feel so bad, Jica, Jessica. Girls, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you did something that you regret. We don't have
Speaker 1: to recap what it was again. Is that the only
Speaker 1: reason you're not calling him back? I mean, did you
Speaker 1: think he was a cool guy. I was drunk. I
Speaker 1: obviously thought he was a cool guy. But now I mean,
Speaker 1: suber a better judgment. Oh my god, you were quite
Speaker 1: the giver. You really tired. Oh my god, Jessica, we
Speaker 1: had a strong connection. It's worth doing this again. I
Speaker 1: was drunk. Were humans. We have urges, and we let
Speaker 1: our urges take control that night. And that's not necessarily
Speaker 1: a bad thing. We can try so many different things.
Speaker 1: That's just the beginning. Oh my god, you're not funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's trying trying to be funny. Here.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you that it's okay to
Speaker 1: use your body like that sexy person. I'm a sexy person.
Speaker 1: We can make this work, all right, Well, then let
Speaker 1: me ask you, Jessica, would you like to go out Joe?
Speaker 1: We will pay for a second date. Yeah, oh hell no,
Speaker 1: there's no way. Oh no, okay, all right, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: let's not a formal date. Let's just grab coffee. Let's
Speaker 1: coffee anything, Jessica. No, I'm good. All you can eat salad?
Speaker 1: Bar up there, Broken Jubil in the morning. Hello, breathe
Speaker 1: better than that. And I just look, I'm not telling
Speaker 1: and I'm taking this to my grave like I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm are you seriously not calling me back? Were passing with?
Speaker 1: That was a clip from today's second date update. It's
Speaker 1: broken Jewil in the morning. Some people on the tech
Speaker 1: board are not getting what happened. Some people are and
Speaker 1: a lot of people are asking what did she do?
Speaker 1: Because we had to bleep it out because it's pretty
Speaker 1: dirty what she did. If you miss a second date update,
Speaker 1: Joe wanted to call a named Jessica. Joe was a stripper.
Speaker 1: They met at a bachelotte party where he was stripping at.
Speaker 1: They kind of messed around a little bit more than
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, and she wasn't calling him back
Speaker 1: because she was embarrassed of something that she did. Here
Speaker 1: are some of the texts that we're getting in. At
Speaker 1: seventy five nine two, I have my daughter in the
Speaker 1: carrent She's like, Mom, why is Jewels so obsessed with
Speaker 1: salad today? Is he on a diet? That's exactly what
Speaker 1: it is. Say, Yeah, yeah, say Jessica was on a
Speaker 1: diet too, and that's why she wasn't calling him back.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm talking about. Still am so embarrassed
Speaker 1: for her. I cannot believe he said that for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what happens, right, Let's be open about sexuality. That's
Speaker 1: why I liked her a lot, because she was willing
Speaker 1: to do that with me the first night she met me.
Speaker 1: She was obviously embarrassed by the whole situation. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: can't believe too that he said that he really wants
Speaker 1: to color back because it's such a strong connection. Hey,
Speaker 1: that is a strong connection. Are you kidding me? That's
Speaker 1: a very strong connection. You don't just do that with everybody.
Speaker 1: You only do that with people that you really, really
Speaker 1: really care about, and even then it's questionable girl. So
Speaker 1: they never do it again. I can guarantee that I
Speaker 1: decided not to go out on a second date. They
Speaker 1: could never look at each other in the eye and
Speaker 1: like order a sound. No, they really couldn't remember you
Speaker 1: want a second date update? If to th do the
Speaker 1: email the show, we'll call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back. So, speaking of what happened in that second
Speaker 1: date update, Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming
Speaker 1: up at eight ten, moving two point