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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping out your self conscious

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Speaker 1: pet with a new fashion accessory called painties for pumps.

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Speaker 2: They don't want to show it off. Yeah, and not

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Speaker 2: only do they look stylist.

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Speaker 1: It's a great deterrent for all those invasive butt sniffers

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can.

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Speaker 1: See that our fourteen year old dog has been wearing

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Speaker 1: diapers at bay.

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Speaker 2: They're actually pretty adorable.

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Speaker 1: She could look even cutter with some of these thanks

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Speaker 1: to Laser Story, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: That's other lace labordoodles just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Louisiana. Forty one

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Speaker 1: year old woman named Aaron Sutton walked across her lawn,

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Speaker 1: went onto her neighbor's property, got naked, and then jumped

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Speaker 1: into their backyard ponds. Actually sounds or for.

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Speaker 2: Me, it's Jobby dippit well crazy enough. This is not

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Speaker 2: the first time this has happened.

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Speaker 1: The neighbors dealt with Aaron getting nude in her pond

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Speaker 1: at least three times over the past eight weeks.

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Speaker 2: I've addicted I'd be down, but like pawns are so broschly. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then you're naked in it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So cops were called, and when officers arrived and

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Speaker 3: asked her what was going on, Aaron simply stated that

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Speaker 3: she was trying to be a mermaid.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't because mermaids.

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Speaker 1: Are usually associated with the ocean and not random backyard

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Speaker 1: ponds in Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Jeff, you're gonna have You're gonna have that stance

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Speaker 2: against fresh water. Yeah, I doubt that that water is

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Speaker 2: very fresh.

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Speaker 1: From being honest, anyway, cops tried to coax her out

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Speaker 1: of the water, but she refused, Well.

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Speaker 2: She can't walk. What do you coax them with?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, shrimp. Eventually she got out, but then,

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Speaker 1: still completely naked, charged one of the deputies. Don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Well, mermaids have feelings too. They did taser. Oh god

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Speaker 2: it she was wet, so that's worse. No, they said

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Speaker 2: it had zero effect.

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Speaker 1: What She then allegedly kicked and punched a cop before

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Speaker 1: they finally restrained her.

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Speaker 2: I like her, dude, I don't know why. I feel

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Speaker 2: this is like a sequel to Aquaman.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was a.

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Speaker 2: Movie aqua Woman.

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Speaker 1: Well, shockingly, drugs were not involved what no way, but

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Speaker 1: it does sound like she may have been drinking.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay. I was like, why are you hitting cops?

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Speaker 2: That's not good.

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Speaker 1: So now she's facing charges for public drunkenness, public intimidation,

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Speaker 1: battery of a police officer, criminal trespassing, and resisting arrests.

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Speaker 2: We didn't see what happened to Ariel when she grew up.

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Speaker 1: This next answer story is out of Thailand. The nineteen

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Speaker 1: year old woman named Kwang Mi Chai told her friends

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Speaker 1: that she was excited for the new year and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to know what was in store for herself, so

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Speaker 1: she set up an appointment with a fortune teller. I've

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Speaker 1: never done this, I've kind of wanted to.

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Speaker 2: It could be interesting.

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Speaker 1: And in the darkened room, mysterious music played in the background,

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Speaker 1: and the older woman told Kwang that she did see

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Speaker 1: something in her future. She then predicted she would lose

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Speaker 1: something valuable when she told Kwang to close her eyes

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Speaker 1: as she reached across the table and stole her iPhone.

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Speaker 2: She saw it coming.

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Speaker 1: It's true, and when Quang finally opened her eyes again,

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Speaker 1: the fortune teller told her, for an additional fee, her

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Speaker 1: valuable item would not disappear forever, but Quang refused to

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Speaker 1: pay it.

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Speaker 2: Well, she's like, give me money and I'll give it back.

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Speaker 2: That's ransom. Oh yeah, but Quang doesn't know that it's

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Speaker 2: stolen at this point.

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Speaker 1: She's just like, if you pay me more, I don't

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Speaker 2: But she slides it back across the table. Again. Quang

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Speaker 2: refused and she just left. So later that day, she

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Speaker 2: finally realized her.

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Speaker 1: iPhone was missing and went back to accuse the lady

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Speaker 1: of stealing it. Lady denied it and claimed she's just

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Speaker 1: really good at her job and she knew that that

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Speaker 1: was going to happen. So other people stepped into help

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Speaker 1: dug through a box that the fortune teller had and

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Speaker 1: found the.

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Speaker 2: iPhone what.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not stolen mysteriously disappeared items.

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Speaker 2: Quang called the cops.

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Speaker 1: No word on the exact charges that the fortune teller

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Speaker 1: court date in that lady's near future.

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Speaker 2: I think she should represent herself. That's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: This next Les story is out of mix up mania.

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Speaker 1: Should we be worried that natural flavoring is one of

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Speaker 1: the ingredients here? I say that because the brand Mister

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Speaker 1: Bubble is celebrated National bubble Bath Day this week with

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Speaker 1: a new bubble bath flavored soda.

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Speaker 2: Why would you want to drink soap? There?

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Speaker 1: Classic bubble bath soap is bubblegum scented, so that's the flavor,

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Speaker 1: not used bath water.

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Speaker 2: I add bubble gum soda before is good.

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Speaker 1: The press release says fans can now sip the nostalgic

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Speaker 1: bubblegum scent they've known for decades.

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Speaker 2: They say it tastes light and not too sweet.

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Speaker 1: It's made with cane sugar, not artificial corn syrup, and

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Speaker 1: other ingredients include vegetable juice for added color and natural flavoring.

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Speaker 1: I hate bubble gum flavored things because your headache.

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Speaker 2: Cue it is.

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Speaker 1: You can drink it elective.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll just have it out for display. The brook

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Speaker 2: will take the bath water flavored with soap. There you go.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the cinema circle.

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Speaker 1: National Popcorn Day is coming up on the nineteen, and

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Speaker 1: you know you're a true fan of the stuff if

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Speaker 1: you do this. Cinemak is bringing back It's bring your

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Speaker 1: own Popcorn bucket promo for.

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Speaker 2: A second year. I should bring the kids. They would

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Speaker 2: love to do. Yeah, just walk in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's a way to get an obscene amount

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Speaker 1: of it this time because last year, if you remember,

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Speaker 1: you could bring in any container and get up to

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Speaker 1: four hundred ounces of popcorn for just five bucks. I

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Speaker 1: can't even wrap my head around popcorn a red wagon fold.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just over three gallons. Okay, popcorn for a

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Speaker 2: full movie. It's a lot. But this time you can

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Speaker 2: get up to five gallons.

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Speaker 1: Because no one did the three gallons, we can test it.

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Speaker 1: Bring the five gallon bucket.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: Actually they're teaming up with the hardware chain Lows and

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Speaker 1: if you bring in one of their five gallon blue buckets,

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Speaker 1: they will fill it to the brim for you.

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Speaker 2: The better layer that butter, Oh yeah layer.

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Speaker 1: You need to be careful because normally those things are

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Speaker 1: meant for like mixing paint, So maybe clean it first

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Speaker 1: before you well, extra flavor.

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Speaker 2: I guess you're right.

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Speaker 1: But they'll also have a food grade bucket liner if

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Speaker 1: you need to use it to Okay.

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Speaker 2: If you're too lazy to just clean it yourself. Another

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Speaker 2: important note.

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Speaker 1: The press release specifically says you don't have to see

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Speaker 1: a movie to get in on the deal. No way.

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Speaker 1: You could just show up with your Lowes bucket, get

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Speaker 1: your five gallons of popcorn, then go home and watch Netflix.

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Speaker 1: And rumor is this guy is going to be participating

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Speaker 1: in the promotion this year. How much popcorn do you

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Speaker 1: think would fit if he removes his shell and his leg.

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Speaker 2: Fill it up to the brim baby. He's ready and

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Speaker 2: that sounds Laser Stories has come to an end of

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Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey in the morning,