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Speaker 2: That's brutal, like yeah, hit that music made that will

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Speaker 2: cheer me up. It all started when a dumbass met

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two

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Speaker 2: sore losers? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 2: We got all the fixens there.

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Speaker 2: I am famished. Oh man, let me tell you, God,

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Speaker 2: way to go. Let me get on these futures bets. Like,

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Speaker 2: The I mean the whatever the hell the Bruins. They

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Speaker 2: scored the most, They had the most points in the

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Speaker 2: history of the NHL Bruins. Ruins. Man, they had lost

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Speaker 2: twelve games the entire year, so four in the playoffs,

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Speaker 2: But I so I put these future bets on. I

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Speaker 2: seve you know, like the Eastern Conferences together, the finals

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Speaker 2: we we lose, lose, all right, now, three to two.

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Speaker 2: then we go home. The place is gonna be rocking.

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Speaker 2: And here's the crazy thing about my wife is she

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Speaker 2: told her I need to watch these game sevens Oh sorry,

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Speaker 2: last quarter of the Warriors in King's game because it

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Speaker 2: I just didn't get to watch it. Is what I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: we'll go over to this house. Of course, they're gonna

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Speaker 2: Let's go. These are some guys. He's smoking some meat.

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Speaker 2: They didn't have cable. Not even one mention of sports.

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, guys, can you believe you got seven

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Speaker 2: even the golfy had. They had nothing. They didn't have

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Speaker 2: Yes, because I'm all about the Bruins now, like I

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Speaker 2: We're eight thirty five already at this time. All right,

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Speaker 2: Pick one story, guys, one story. Dad's got a future's

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Speaker 2: That's when you got to shorten it. The old page rip,

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Speaker 2: have a memorized Oh, dadda, you didn't read this page. Okay,

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Speaker 2: It's the Bruins. It's not a Dodger, the Boston Bruin.

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Speaker 2: are they? The Krakens, gotcha? Gotcha? Oklahoma City Thunder, Oh,

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Speaker 2: the Thunders. But they're just thunder. They need to be

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Speaker 2: They need to be the Miami Heats. Damn Okay, that

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Speaker 2: it hit his stick. When stuff like that happens, you

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Speaker 2: know you're not supposed to win. It hit an inch

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Speaker 2: it's not a good sign. And they just start pounding

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Speaker 2: our net. Then a very innocent looking play, the Panthers

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Speaker 2: each other's skates. It's game seven, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: how's Jimmy's first grade project going? And somehow there's two

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Speaker 2: One gets stuck in the goal, like, he goes straight

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Speaker 2: They were tripping over each other's dicks. You're right, and

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Speaker 2: pass and then one timer. Season over. Future's over. So Ray,

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Speaker 2: I bring to you my number one Bruins hand. I

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Speaker 2: don't want it. That's trash. My necklace, trash. I'm not

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Speaker 2: talking to you tonight, wife, my skin, hey, my koozie trash,

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Speaker 2: I mean my pennant, trash, bandanas, trash. All this is

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Speaker 2: I finally get on board and let me read the

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Speaker 2: not even know there was a note in it. We

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Speaker 2: If you need anything else, free, feel free to reach

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Speaker 2: out from the Boston Pro Shop. Yeah you know what,

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Speaker 2: Boston Pro Shop. I need my futures tickets back. I

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Speaker 2: need the Bruins to answer for that colossal failure that

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Speaker 1: Hey, the warning signs were there? Team that wins the

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Speaker 1: President's Cup never wins the Stanley Cup.

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Speaker 2: Only eight in the history have won the Stanley Cup,

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Speaker 2: eight out of thirty six. But how do you how

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Speaker 2: do you lose?

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Speaker 1: They were something about mojo, about ice, about just getting cold,

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Speaker 2: No crap, you to get cold on the eyes. I

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Speaker 2: would have never guessed motivation. What do you mean motivated

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Speaker 2: to win the Stanley Cup? Ain't motivation enough win the

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Speaker 2: Stanley Cup. That ain't motivation enough. I hope this isn't

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Speaker 2: salt in the wounds. You go here, it go ahead.

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Speaker 2: My buddy was at a Florida bar.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard him talk about the Florida Panthers before,

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Speaker 1: and he's going crazy and he's got a Florida Panthers

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Speaker 1: jersey on Danny, Danny and Fort Laude.

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Speaker 2: Look at this guy. They're spinning their shirts around like

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Speaker 2: a helicopter. My buddy, Danny has never said the word

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Speaker 2: Florida Panthers ever before. Oh, he's got two chicks on

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Speaker 2: You see this, No, I'm watching it. Look at this guy.

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Speaker 1: He's spinning around like a hell of Cota North Carolina.

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Speaker 2: Come on, they're spraying champagne all over the bar. I

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Speaker 2: say it. That's ten rouf in Fort Lauderdale. That's legit.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I mean you want to know what I oh.

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Speaker 1: This guy's drenched, dude. Somebody gave him an absolute bath.

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Speaker 2: They had like forty twenty something more wins than the

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Speaker 2: stupid Florida Panthers forty more points. Look at these bros,

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Speaker 2: bang bros. That's great, man, that's great. I don't it's

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Speaker 2: still going. He sent me a two minute video. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's great. I don't think we're gonna do a two

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Speaker 2: When you don't want to talk about it, it means no,

422
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 2: you just don't want to admit it. And here's the thing.

423
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 2: I've been invested in these bruins for a total of

424
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Speaker 2: two weeks. Two weeks. A lot of fun, though, so

425
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: much fun. But at the end, I'm ready to have

426
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 2: another futures betray I feel so empty, feel dirty, I

427
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: feel broken, and it hurt the Bruins one night stand

428
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: you they did. They ghosted me like they hit they

429
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 2: hit it and quit it. They got me all invested

430
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 2: and then they didn't call me back. And that's most

431
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: That's a terrible feeling because I sat there like I'd

432
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: been invested all season. It was like my favorite team.

433
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 2: When you have that feeling like damn, my favorite team

434
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 2: just lost, That's what I felt. And then I see

435
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: everybody on the Facebook page excited that my Bruins lost.

436
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 2: Screw you, be hands, screw you. Everybody celebraton. I think

437
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: some of them brewed against this a lot of the time.

438
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: That was my emotional night last night. And after that,

439
00:23:53,920 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 2: I need to take a break. Was cooking. Huh, dude,

440
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 2: that dude is fun to watch.

441
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: Well, the game before they were absolutely horrible, got sodomized

442
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: for forty eight straight minutes, and then they win by

443
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: twenty Game seven in Sactown.

444
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: Can you just tell me how good he is? Like

445
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: he is such a joy? Is there some like there's

446
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 2: players that are just joyful to watch, Like there's things

447
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: that you enjoy watching just because they're so good at things.

448
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: He wasn't joyful game six like Ozzy un Survivor, Malcolm Unsurvivor,

449
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: Ozzie Smith. Yes, no, no, no, they were there. They're

450
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 2: look at that right, look at surrender Cobra. Never goes

451
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 2: surrender Cobra. It is They're just You get so much

452
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,719
Speaker 2: pleasure out of watching certain things. Steph Curry on a

453
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 2: basketball court is absolutely beautiful to watch. He is so

454
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: smooth and so creative, and he the way his his

455
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: his ball handling is just like it's mesmerizing. Did you

456
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 2: watch it? Yeah, That's what I'm saying. But just watching him,

457
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 2: the creativity and the way he to handle the I

458
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 2: think he's gonna turn the ball over so many times

459
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: and he doesn't, and I'm like, I wish I could

460
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: be good. It's something like that. You are radio No no, no,

461
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 2: like in life, like I want to see like the

462
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 2: joy Like does he get joy out of watching anything?

463
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 2: Like we get joy out of watching him because I

464
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: don't know about you, but players like him is joyful

465
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 2: for me to watch. I don't like watching James Harden

466
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: because I think James Harden plays ugly terrible basketball. Watching

467
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 2: Steph Curry is just like, Wow, it's mesmerizing. You coach,

468
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 2: Are they gonna win it? All. I don't know. I

469
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know if they're gonna win it all,

470
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 2: if the Lakers are gonna win, I mean the Lakers,

471
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: all those a sudden can win it all.

472
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Speaker 1: I just I see just different speeds. I can't believe

473
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: Sacramento's out. They are so fast. It's tough for Klay

474
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Speaker 1: Thompson to keep up a.

475
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Speaker 2: Little bit, but he kept up in the second half.

476
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: He sucked in Game six, he sucked in the first half.

477
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: He was like one to nine, then all of a sudden,

478
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: second half, here comes Klay Thompson.

479
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Speaker 1: NBA's been kind of bad. That game was what thirty

480
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: five points? Yesterday's was twenty. Some of these games have

481
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: just sucked.

482
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: I understand they sucked, But what I'm saying is it's

483
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: it's wide open, like the East is pretty much. If

484
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 2: Boston blows it in the East, I don't know what's

485
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 2: wrong with him. They have a clear, simple path there.

486
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: So to the NBA Finals, the Bucks said we don't

487
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: give a buck, I mean the Bucks. It was like

488
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,719
Speaker 2: so embarrassing they lost, and then the Bruins said, oh,

489
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 2: here you go, We'll take you off the hook. Bud.

490
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 2: You guys got all the embarrassment, will take all the embarrassment.

491
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 2: Not that many people care about hockey, and it's gonna

492
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: be a big deal. Like people are gonna forget about

493
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: it in about three minutes, Like we talked to more

494
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: hockey now than anybody talks hockey.

495
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: Well, then the Avalanche said, hold my beer. Yeah, we're

496
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: gonna lose to a team called the Seattle Kraken, even

497
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: though they got a bunch of good guys.

498
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 2: They had a bunch of good guys. Every team has

499
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: to give up a good player or something. NHL like

500
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 2: their expansion draft thing. They set up these new teams

501
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: to be winners right away. Because the Golden Knights, yup,

502
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it. They were in the the

503
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 2: NHL Finals in like their second week of existence. They

504
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: were the only thing winning in Vegas. Because we know

505
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 2: the betters ain't oh good one unless you didn't bet

506
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: again with the Bruins. But yeah, so I watched Steph Curry.

507
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: I'm just like, damn, they can win it all again.

508
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, look at Legler.

509
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: He said, I just woke up after drinking all week,

510
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to talk basketball.

511
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: He's got a bunch of random basketballs behind it, but

512
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: they probably mean something to him. That's what you need

513
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 2: to have set up.

514
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: That's what we need to have set up here so

515
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: we can do cameras in the studio and we have

516
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: crap that mean stuff to us.

517
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,919
Speaker 2: But then Clay and Buck would get all pissed. Yeah,

518
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: and then we'd have to put cameras up, and then

519
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 2: we'd had to do all that.

520
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: I will say, this show, this podcast is on thin

521
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: ice right now.

522
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: Why with all the Clay and Buck stuff. I don't

523
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 2: think we're gonna have a studio all week We're gonna

524
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: have a studio you show.

525
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 1: Here's what happened. Eddie left the show. Now we don't

526
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: know where we're podcasting from. I get on Twitter and

527
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: just hammer it all weekend.

528
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: You did, You did a great job. It's really fun. Guys.

529
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 2: Has anybody else dealt with a divorce before? This is

530
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 2: our first? Like? What do we need to do? How

531
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 2: do we find ourselves? That was funny.

532
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: At some point Eddie pulled me aside and be like, hey, coach,

533
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: stop tweeting that stupid coach.

534
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think he looks at okay,

535
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 2: I don't think he's looking at it, I think he's

536
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 2: purposely avoiding it because he has not made a mention

537
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 2: of anything. But also Amy's dealing with a real divorce.

538
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: And then I joke that it's funny. That's why it's okay.

539
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: I was waiting for Bodes to be like, hey, let's

540
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: lay low on all these analogies you're creating about Eddie

541
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: being a bad dad or whatever.

542
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: No, it's okay because it's true. I know we broke up,

543
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: we divorced. Well, he was in the hallway. There was

544
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,239
Speaker 2: no buys. He just leaves now, yeh, there was no

545
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 2: He hasn't talked about anything. He hasn't talked about the

546
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: Game seven. He hadn't talked about futures bets. So now

547
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 2: my question is who do I bet on in hockey.

548
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: I've asked our people because guess what they said, It's

549
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: got to be the Bruins.

550
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: That was their answer, So Bruin. No, it's Bruins. And

551
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 2: then I was gonna okay. I was like, I'm gonna

552
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: go get my money back. I'm gonna bet on the Celtics.

553
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: I told you oilers in the East. The Celtics West

554
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 2: are minus two forty to win the East.

555
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: Oh, not even worth it. Get out of here. That's

556
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna wait a month to make half your money back.

557
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Bet like three hundred, you get

558
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars. No, thank you. That is incredible hard pass.

559
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 2: So I can't do that. So now I'm just like,

560
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what futures bet to make the Western Conference.

561
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: The Sons aren't winning. I've decided the Sons aren't good enough.

562
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: They're not gonna win. They don't have enough depth that

563
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 2: futures ticket. I can just throw it out the window.

564
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 2: It's just it was sad. Like I not to get

565
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 2: too deep on you, but that basketball game has evolved.

566
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: You see how fast they are now and the Suns

567
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: can't keep up the Warriors, we're having trouble keeping up,

568
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: but they did it. That's championship, Gusto. But de Andre Fox,

569
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: dearon Fox flying. Do you believe in the championship, Gusto?

570
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: Do you believe there is something that champions know how

571
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: to turn it up? They know they the pressure doesn't

572
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: get I don't understand it.

573
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know those champions. They got pulled with

574
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: eight minutes left in the game. On Friday night the

575
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: same chance, but.

576
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: They still won't. They figured out a way to win.

577
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: But also that's why it's a seven game series. It's

578
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: not like NFL where it's just one game, right, It's

579
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: not like the NCAA tournament. I'm just saying, do you

580
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: believe in the championship? Gus though? Do you think the

581
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: champ that champions have something different? Like Patrick Mahomes and

582
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 2: the Chiefs, they have something special because they figure like

583
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 2: they are in situations where their backs are against the

584
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: wall and there's no panic, right, And that's not just luck.

585
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: It is a little bit of luck. But it's the

586
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: same thing where I have buddies that suck at casinos.

587
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: I think I think I've told it before. Billy one

588
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: time went in there. Dude, he was so ice cold.

589
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: He didn't win a bet and he was and I

590
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: believe in twenty minutes he was down two grand and

591
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm never doing this ever again.

592
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Some reason, Billy is just cold in a casino. Me, dude,

593
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: I heat up more times than I don't.

594
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: That's not true.

595
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: So I think I just have that pedigree in a casino.

596
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: To make money, I go to Tunica, No this weekend.

597
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: Let's say I go to Tunica.

598
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: I guarantee you there's about a ninety percent chance that

599
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: I come back taking Tunica. No.

600
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: I just feel like Billy takes the same trip, plays

601
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: the same games. It's something about the mojo, the vibes,

602
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: the universe, the magnetic magneticism. Something that I have, the

603
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: fantasy team or the championship teams have.

604
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 2: There is something. It's just a magical little tinker bell

605
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: ferry dust. I don't know. Here's the thing. You don't

606
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: win more than you lose when you go to the casino,

607
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: right because of all the games you think you do,

608
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: because you remember. You want to remember the good times.

609
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: You want to remember, like, oh my god, I was

610
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 2: up so much. I won so much this one trip,

611
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: but you block out the two trips before that. Network lose, lose, lose,

612
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 2: sore losers Convention, you were begging homeless people to give

613
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: you cash because you were out of money.

614
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Bro I was winning the entire game at Top Golf.

615
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: I look up in the Michigan State Spartans decided not

616
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: to score for the final try.

617
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 2: I understand, but that's still a loss, I know, But

618
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: for that you lost all weekend that but that's a

619
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: one off.

620
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: Dude, Tunica, I clean Tunica Vegas, and the next time

621
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Speaker 1: I cleaned it out, I feel I feel with my

622
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: strategy having a foundation. Bet I go small to see

623
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: if how my luck is. Watching bubble Craps, and you

624
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: can see the dice aren't making a full rotation. Why

625
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,239
Speaker 1: do you think I play bubble craps? The dice just

626
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: go straight up and come down. So if a number

627
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: it's on six, it is very tough for it to

628
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: flip around and land back on six. So that's weighted

629
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: in my favor. And guess what, next time I go there,

630
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm bringing a notebook and I'm taking notes on what

631
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: the balls do, because guess what, this was a little

632
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: bit of a couple's trip. If I go to Vegas

633
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: solo mission to make money, I'm bringing a notebook. I'm

634
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: writing down the bubble craps And because of the rotations,

635
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: I could clean one of those machines for fourteen hundred

636
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: before they make me stop playing it.

637
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: Fourteen hundred. Do you think they're gonna make you stop

638
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: playing for fourteen hundred dollars? I was up fourteen hundred

639
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 2: and they kicked you off the machine because you were

640
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 2: just wiping them out. We had a flight to catch,

641
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: but I absolutely got in the zone. Here's the thing.

642
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: Watched the dice and I learned it never goes seven

643
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: two times in a row. So if it went seven, cool,

644
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: I'll bet against it. It never went seven two times

645
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,479
Speaker 1: in a row. Never because of the rotations. Bubble craps

646
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: doesn't allow the balls to rotate like if you're on

647
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: a normal table. Oh my god, dude, in the one

648
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: in Tunica, I figured that, mother out.

649
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: Dude, I won. I won fifteen hundred on that, and

650
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 2: then on the craps table that was electronic.

651
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: Have you seen one of those? They're dude, They're so

652
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: bad because they're dice. It's not a natural role.

653
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: It's so weird. It's like a slick surface. It's disgusting.

654
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: It was pretty bad, but I won there. It was great.

655
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: It was like fifteen hundred and then I was out,

656
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: so please I want. Here's the thing. If you if

657
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 2: you were going to clean out a machine, if you

658
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: knew this system worked right, instead of betting ten dollars,

659
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: you'd be betting five hundred dollars a spend. It won't

660
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: let you four hundreds of max okay, so you'd bet

661
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: four hundreds of spend and I was winning them.

662
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: It maxes you out, It says it says you can

663
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: make a fifteen hundred dollars bet, but it only was

664
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: letting me make four hundred. So I'm pretty sure the

665
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: eye in the sky was trying to shut the machine down.

666
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 2: They are not shutting the machine down for fourteen hundred dollars.

667
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: They'll limit it. If you're winning it, they're shut No,

668
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 2: they are no right, they are shutting it down. They

669
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 2: may kick you out of the casino if you're winning

670
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: ten million dollars for fourteen hundred dollars. They are not

671
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 2: shutting any machine down. Thinking, oh my god, this guy

672
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: is so good at bubble crabs. He took us for

673
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: fourteen hundred dollars. Do you think that if I had

674
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: a notebook they would kick me out of it. It's

675
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 2: not taking notes, no, and I'm doing that next time.

676
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 2: There used to be people, there's still people that they

677
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 2: go to the roulette table and they will write down

678
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: little numbers and I don't know what they're they're usually

679
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: older men. But what's the difference. Why can you not

680
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: write down card counting with black jack, but you can

681
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 2: write stuff down at roulette because roulette is random. There

682
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 2: is no rhyme or reason why the ball bounces the

683
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 2: way it does cards. There's a specific number of cards

684
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: and amount of cards, so you know there's this many aces,

685
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 2: there's this many kings, there's this many queens. So if

686
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: you count and you're able to check off when they're gone,

687
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: you know the odds are that one of them is

688
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 2: coming next. Right, if it's in your favor, out, if

689
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 2: it's a plus his hand. Right. The roulette, you have

690
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: no idea when they're gonna start spinning the ball, depending

691
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 2: on when the bets get placed. And I feel sometimes

692
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: when the dealer does the spin, they can put a

693
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 2: totally different little ding on ding. They can spin it harder, softer,

694
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: a little bit more curve on it, like some of

695
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 2: the guys when they do it and it really whips around.

696
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm like f that. One time they do it one finger,

697
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: next time they spin the ball with two fingers. It's

698
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 2: all different. That's why they allow you to take notes

699
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 2: in that. Remember that one lady from Dubai, she was

700
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: taking notes at Caesar's. Yes, the rulette, and that's what

701
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's like, what are they writing down? I

702
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: don't know, and so it makes no sense.

703
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: Well, she was getting her ass cleaned out, so whatever

704
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: she was writing down wasn't good.

705
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 2: Yes, And when we come back, I I we're gonna

706
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: talk in the NFL draft because we haven't talked, I

707
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: mean the NFL draft. We gotta we gotta go over

708
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: the grades. We gotta go over the team grades. We

709
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 2: got a grade. Mel Kiper Junior, the draft expert. Everybody

710
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 2: wants to talk mag drafts, and we'll talk about how

711
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 2: good he was at his damn mog draft right after this.

712
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: If you're one of those people that goes to work

713
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: today and you're bragging about how many kills you had, no,

714
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 2: that's not it. If you are going to work and you,

715
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: oh my god, did you see did you see that

716
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: the Colts got an A draft grade? I am so

717
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 2: happy we got an A. They traded up graded our

718
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 2: draft in A. If you're going to work today and

719
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: you're like, oh man, my Arizona Cardinals they gotta B

720
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 2: minus draft grade, Oh, that's just so to you're a loser.

721
00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 2: You're a loser because the grades mean nothing. All those

722
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 2: grades are is people like those people liked who you

723
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: drafted because all these mock draft experts they know nothing

724
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 2: and they know nothing when you because oh, the Lions

725
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: drafted Jamiir Gibbs number twelve overall, that's a reach. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

726
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 2: How stupid are the Lions? Those idiots? Why would they

727
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: do that? No, just because you on your draft board

728
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 2: didn't think Jamiir Gibbs went there. The Lions they graded

729
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 2: it differently and they liked it. But mel Kuiper, you

730
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: know who the draft expert is. He tells you exactly

731
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,720
Speaker 2: who's gonna be picked, who's gonna be picked his final

732
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 2: mock draft. Let's see how good mel Kiper did.

733
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: And did you see during the draft it would say

734
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: mel Kuiper's best available. Yes, you're telling me he was

735
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: issuing those every time he had none. No, it's just

736
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: an automatic algorithm.

737
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: No, No, he already had him rated before the draft. So

738
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 2: once someone gets drafted, they just slought him.

739
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: Or was he calling into the producers, hey guys, he's

740
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: my next best five of them?

741
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 2: No, No, he just had like before like when draft,

742
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 2: before the draft goes off, he has one through three

743
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 2: hundred or whatever, So they're going by his stupid ass list.

744
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 2: And then so when the one through five go, then

745
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 2: the number six becomes the number one best available. So

746
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: he already has a predetermined list. So his mock draft

747
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: he had Bryce Young going number one. Guess who went

748
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: number one? Bryce Young? Good job out Kipe? Is this Kiper?

749
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 2: Who is this mel Kiper? What about Todd McShay, I

750
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: don't care. This is the one that they were on

751
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 2: the bottom line. Uh. Number two he had Let's see

752
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 2: who he had.

753
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: Did you see him all weekend? He had his hair

754
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: grease back. Ye oh, that's what he does, like a

755
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: Boston mobster.

756
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 2: Number two he has the Texans taking Will Anderson. Will

757
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 2: Anderson up. No, Texans took c J. Stroud. Yes, So

758
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 2: now he's gonna be all out of whack. Now he

759
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 2: missed that one. Number three. Number three he had in

760
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: his mock draft the Titans taking c. J. Stroud. Oh wait, no, wait,

761
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 2: he thought the Titans were gonna jump up. Yep, but no,

762
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 2: the Texans took will Anderson. Number three overall, okay, okay.

763
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 2: Mock draft. Number four he had the Colts taking Will Levis. No, no, no,

764
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: Colts took Anthony Richardson fifteen. He is great. He is

765
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 2: doing really good. Number five he has the Seahawks taking

766
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: Jalen Carter. Number five, they took Devin Witherspoon. He's only

767
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 2: hit one, one out of five. This is the best

768
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 2: best mock draft for the guy that is, Oh, he's

769
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 2: the expert, and then you're gonna worry about what grade

770
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: he gives your team when it comes to the draft.

771
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: He's hit one out of five. Guys. Let's go. Number six,

772
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 2: he has uh, Devin Witherspoon to the Lions. No, oh no,

773
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 2: because I think Devin Witherspoon already went yeah and they

774
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: went running back and that would be the Arizona Cardinals.

775
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 2: They drafted Paris Johnson Junior. So missed another one. Here

776
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 2: we go, Oh, draft grades, draft grades, let's go to

777
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: on the TV right now. I mean that is so

778
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 2: that's why it's so great. Mel Kiper has No. One.

779
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: Number seven, he has the Raiders taking Oregon quarterback Christian Gonzalez. No,

780
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: the Raiders took Tyree Wilson. Okay, cool missed another one.

781
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: How many these be doing two hundred and fifty four?

782
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 2: Now I'm just gonna do top ten. Number eight Falcons.

783
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 2: He has him taking Tyree Wilson. Oh, they took Jon Robinson.

784
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: Great job. Now at number nine he has the Bears

785
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: taking Paris Johnson. What happened at number nine? Oh? Jalen

786
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: Carter to the Eagles. God, mel Kuiper, you are so

787
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 2: good at this. He was one out of ten, one

788
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,959
Speaker 2: out of nine. So far. Let's go to number ten,

789
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 2: Eagles taking Bjon Robinson. Well, he's already drafted. He's already

790
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: being rapped. At number ten, the Bears took Darnell right

791
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: one out of ten. That of boy Kuiper, one out

792
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: of ten. And you guys are gonna sit here and

793
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 2: brag about your draft grade because mel Kuiper says you

794
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 2: got a B or an A or a C. Mel

795
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: Kiper doesn't know shit. And here we go.

796
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: We would go live to Sison, and I learned about

797
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: Will Leavis coming to Tennessee.

798
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 2: Levis, Yeah, this is Sison live there there. I was

799
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 2: yelling all over West Nashville. Dude, this is our year.

800
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 2: This is our year. Yeah, Will Levis Is, it's our year.

801
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: I mean he was supposed to be two or three

802
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: and we got him in the second round. That's a steal. Well,

803
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 2: Malik Willis was supposed to be top five last year.

804
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 2: You got him in the third round. That's why I

805
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: they I'm just laughing at people that get all wrapped

806
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 2: up in these oh draft grades and mock drafts, and listen,

807
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: it's fun. Mock drafts are fun because it's fun to

808
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 2: talk about. It's enjoyable. But they really have no idea.

809
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: It just shows you who Mel Kuiper, who all ESPN,

810
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: which is the biggest network. And I mean, if you

811
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 2: want to say or if you want to buy a

812
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: NFL network and say they're more knowledgeable, I don't know.

813
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 2: I just look at mel Kiper. He got one out

814
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 2: of ten, and he's supposed to be the we're supposed

815
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: to rely on his mock draft, and everybody hangs on

816
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 2: everything he says. And mel Kuiper's best available. Mother doesn't

817
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: know crap, he doesn't know crap.

818
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: Todd mcshaye kept saying Michael Moyer was gonna be the

819
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: top drafted tight end.

820
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 2: Dude.

821
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: I went online, went to Reddit posts and really got

822
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: some inside info. Freaking I knew that uh Garfield, what

823
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: was his name, Daul king Kaine. I knew King Kid

824
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: was gonna go above him.

825
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: Bet a plus one forty easy money. It's just funny.

826
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: So yes, the draft. I didn't bet it. I told

827
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 2: people to bet it. Oh it's easy. I don't think

828
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: they had it on our site. And then like everybody's

829
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 2: like text me, oh, you guys got that running back

830
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 2: from Texas. That's a great steal for the Bears. I'm like,

831
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 2: I have no idea who that is. I don't know

832
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: who ninety nine percent of these people drafted. We don't

833
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 2: know who they are. We have never heard of them.

834
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: My brother even called me batter's box, and he's like, dude,

835
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: I watched a lot of college football. He goes, who

836
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: are these guys? What if everybody that's a batter's box

837
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 2: never heard these names in my life? And that's the thing.

838
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: So you I don't know how the Bears did. I

839
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: don't know how the Titans did. I don't know how

840
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 2: the Bengals did. The Steelers, who had a good draft,

841
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 2: Half of these people aren't gonna make the team. Congratulations,

842
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 2: we'll find out.

843
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: Look at your boy or Lavsky looks like you just

844
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: got down with the science experiment Orlowsky's awesome. Are you

845
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: still betting your science experiment.

846
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 2: Still betting my science experiment.

847
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: Honey, hold on, come up, I'm experimenting.

848
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: Let me look, honey, get the Petri dish, quick man

849
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 2: the lab. So at the beginning of the playoffs NBA Playoffs,

850
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: I read a stat. I will read you the stat

851
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 2: once again. We will check the topeboard. Here it is,

852
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 2: if you blindly bet every NBA playoff favorite in the

853
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 2: last seven years, you are three hundred and twenty two

854
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: two forty four and nine against the spread. And that

855
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 2: is from Brad Power seven on Twitter. Honey, my science experiment.

856
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 2: Have you seen my goggles? Soak my bets. There's the kleenex.

857
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: My BET's one Come on, Oh, I gotta bet one more. Okay,

858
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 2: I am up. Damn, I'm only up twenty dollars. I'm

859
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 2: up twenty dollars science experiment plus. That's it. I gotta bet.

860
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: I gotta bet the Warriors right now. They're minus four

861
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: and a half. Plice bet all right, done? So now

862
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 2: I'm up twenty bucks. That's all I'm up. But I'm

863
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 2: still winning. That's crazy to me. Yeah, So there you go.

864
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: We're lucky. Though I could have swore claim buck. We're

865
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: gonna kick us out today. No, No, we're good. Don't

866
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: stress like I know you've been stressed the whole pot.

867
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, why is there a ring light?

868
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: Why are there these cameras here? Because they're gonna have

869
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 2: it on camera and they're gonna light it up and

870
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: they gotta I'd like they are in the same room

871
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: all the time, but they do it once a year.

872
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 2: But who cares, Like, don't worry about this. If they

873
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: came in and kicked us out, then they would come

874
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 2: in and kick us out. What they're going to on Wednesday? Okay,

875
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 2: that's fine. Don't worry about something that's gon happen in

876
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 2: two days. Less stress more like, yes, Like, if they

877
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 2: kick us out, guess what, we'll go to a different

878
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: studio and we'll record in there. It's not a big deal.

879
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 2: There are plenty of studios that we can use. Those

880
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: are rooms that'll get a studio. We'll use a room,

881
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. We will get product to the sore

882
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 2: losers nation, all freaking twelve hundred of them that are listening.

883
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 2: Numbers of drops since Eddie left, I mean we're down

884
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 2: to twelve hundred. So please, guys, if you could tell

885
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 2: a friend if you could rate us five stars, subscribe.

886
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 2: We need all the help we can get, Like, we

887
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 2: don't know if we can keep going. But we're down

888
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: to twelve hundred people. It is depressing. It's depressing to

889
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 2: see that. But we're not gonna give up. We're still trying,

890
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: We're still putting in the effort. But now I want

891
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 2: to talk about something that happened to me and how

892
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: people in America they just don't know how to do

893
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: a good job. Whoa, they don't care about their job.

894
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 2: There's no effort in doing their job. And I'm gonna

895
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: tell you all about it right out to the break.

896
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: We all loved golf. And I saw you were chipping

897
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 2: the other day. Yeah, I said, chipping with my chumps,

898
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 2: let's cook and I I that morning I had thought, man,

899
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: I should go chip. I bet you raised chipping and

900
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 2: I would have been there at the same time you

901
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 2: would have been. It would have been a great moment, dude,

902
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: if you came up.

903
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 1: I would have laughed my ass off, my sorry ass

904
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: by myself chipping.

905
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm gonna go, And then I

906
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: don't know, I started doing something around the house and

907
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 2: I didn't go chip and then I saw your picture

908
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: and I was so mad at myself because I was like,

909
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 2: I could have been chipping with Ray. So it has

910
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 2: to do with golf. So I want to make a

911
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: tea time for this week, right because I'm gonna play

912
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 2: one of these attternotones. I'd like to play once a week.

913
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 2: So I pick an afternoon. I'm like, that's the day

914
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play. What kind of music do we need? Ah,

915
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 2: augusta whatever, I don't care. And so I called the

916
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 2: golf course. This is Gibbles and I'm like and he's like,

917
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 2: hey man, thanks for calling the golf course. Not gonna

918
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 2: help you. And I was like, yeah, man, this next Wednesday,

919
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a tea time, you know, between twelve

920
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 2: and one for a single. I'm booked up that well,

921
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 2: you didn't even have time to look at the sheet

922
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: man pothole, Like, I didn't even get it out of

923
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 2: my mouth, and you said I'm already booked up that day.

924
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: You don't. You didn't even look like I'm a single.

925
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 2: I understand if I'm calling up and I need eight

926
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: tea times, you're telling me that that entire t sheet

927
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 2: is booked the whole day he did do that popular,

928
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: that popular He didn't even I mean he didn't have

929
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: time to flip a page or type it in the computer.

930
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 2: What day I was saying? I literally finished my sentence

931
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm booked up that day? How do

932
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 2: you know?

933
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: That's why I don't even book t times because they're dicks.

934
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: I did just show up and walk on.

935
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: How do you know you're booked? If it's who we're

936
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: talking about, I hate that place. No, it's a different place.

937
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: And what's funny is when I played last week, I

938
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: was by myself and some guy because I was waiting

939
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 2: on people in front of me, like nine or ten

940
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: holes in. He caught up to me and we start

941
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: playing together, and he was telling me about how he'll

942
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: call places and they'll be like, oh, we're booked up

943
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 2: and he'll just show up and walk up and they'll

944
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: be like see him. And he's like, I give him

945
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: such a hard time. They know me now, and he's

946
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 2: like immediately, the guy's like, wow, we had a lot

947
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: of people cancel. We had a lot of people canceled.

948
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 2: Oh really, And he's like, I didn't say anything, but

949
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: you guys looked really booked. It's amazing how this dude

950
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 2: can have a job in the clubhouse. It can't be

951
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:20,479
Speaker 2: that hard of a job.

952
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 1: Well, it's one where you're interactive with people. You gotta

953
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: have a good person.

954
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 2: Should have a good personality. It should be a fun job,

955
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: should be very simple. All you're doing is putting names

956
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 2: in a book. Okay, you want twelve ten? I got it?

957
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 2: Two beers perfect. Do you guys need a scorecard? Is

958
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 2: that a bag of teas? Okay? That's thirty two cents.

959
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 2: Do you have that number two pencil for that scorecard?

960
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 2: Did you need some golf balls? Anybody? You want a towel? Oh,

961
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: you're buying that hat? Okay? And that's forty two dollars

962
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 2: for the hat. Yeah, they're overpriced. It's a T shirt.

963
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 2: It's a clubhouse. We mark up everything. Okay.

964
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: You guys want a hot dog port missile? They're just

965
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: right around the corner.

966
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you guys played here before? You're gonna be

967
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 2: going off on number one. It's right around here on

968
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 2: the back of the clubhouse. There's three different nines here.

969
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 2: We have middle of North and the South. Yeah, and

970
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 2: the keys are in the cart and they're right up there.

971
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: And you're gonna take cart number twenty two.

972
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: I just literally turned my head around and saw the

973
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: cart that's sitting right here outside of the building, and

974
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: I just told you that one.

975
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean really, you could have just picked any

976
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 2: of them. It doesn't make a difference. But I'm gonna

977
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: give you a specific car because I don't make you

978
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 2: sign anything that says you're gonna take that cart. I'm

979
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 2: just gonna tell you which cart. So I feel like

980
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 2: I'm doing something important because I don't have a way

981
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 2: of tracking who has cart twenty two, who has cart

982
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: fifty one, who has cart three? It's just random, and

983
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 2: so Bill, Jim Simon, whoever it is, they could have

984
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: that cart. I have no idea. I just say, oh,

985
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 2: that one right there. So it makes you feel like

986
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 2: you're important and I'm giving you some instruction.

987
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: And also that cart, you can take it to the

988
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: restaurant right next to us tacos and cabanas, and we

989
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: would never know because we don't have GPS's on them.

990
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 2: Have no idea. So that's cool. So but when I

991
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 2: call and you have this simple job where you are

992
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: pretty much sitting there twiddling your thumbs all day, watching

993
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 2: golf on TV, watching whatever. I'm gonna give you a

994
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: short answer, and you don't have time to actually look

995
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 2: at the t sheet and tell me if you have

996
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 2: a tea time. That's unbelievable to me. So did you

997
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: tell him that? I said, really? He goes, yeah, I'm

998
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: booked up man. All right, cool, you know what, fine,

999
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 2: take my business elsewhere. So I guarantee if I called

1000
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: the day and asked him for a different day, what

1001
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: is he gonna say? Looked up? Booked up? Man? Sorry,

1002
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 2: I booked up.

1003
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: Cause it's easier for him to just get you off

1004
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: the phone. Maybe you'll come in person.

1005
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: Right. It's like, is he saving that tea time for

1006
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: his buddies? Oh?

1007
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: They all that's what they do. That's how they help

1008
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: all their friends, all the good old boys. Oh the

1009
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: good old boys are gonna get booked up from one

1010
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: to three.

1011
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll just save all the tea times for you, man,

1012
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 2: don't even worry about it. Oh then there's no one

1013
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: out there.

1014
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't say you were a good old boy.

1015
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: I got an opening for you Sunday. Oh I know, Hector,

1016
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: Oh you know, Hector, what do you know at tea time?

1017
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: Just open up, and I'm like, all right, cool, but

1018
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: it's just it's crazy to me that he didn't even

1019
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 1: take the time to look at the sheet.

1020
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 2: So pissed off, Yeah, so pissed off.

1021
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh Chick fil A, I will say awesome when

1022
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: you go around the drive through. This is just a

1023
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: customer service experiment, experience, and they're very polite. What do

1024
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: they say, my pleasure? They're the only ones.

1025
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 2: They're the only one. I go to the corner subshop,

1026
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: not gonna name the name. The girl doesn't even take

1027
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: out her air pods and doesn't even say hi. You

1028
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 2: just walk up and you're just supposed to know to

1029
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 2: start giving her your order, and she doesn't even tell

1030
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: you anything. And then you just get a ticket and

1031
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: it's is it gonna come over there here? How do

1032
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: I know when it's ready? Oh? My receipts.

1033
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,959
Speaker 1: That means I walk away. I don't think she said

1034
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: one word to me the entire time. I thought her

1035
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: job is customer service.

1036
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 2: No, it's ignore the customer. Make them feel like they're

1037
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 2: idiots when they say something right, no, no, I'm on

1038
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 2: the phone. Oh sorry about that? Like, and also, do

1039
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 2: my drink cup?

1040
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: Do I just reach over the counter and get the

1041
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: cup from you, or are you gonna hand it to me?

1042
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 2: Oh, I reach on my own and get it. Okay, cool,

1043
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 2: thank you. Even though the cups are closer to you, you

1044
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 2: should probably just hand it to me. Maybe we're being

1045
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 2: hard show these people, and maybe maybe someone that owns

1046
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 2: a business out there that maybe is suffering from a

1047
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 2: hiring crisis. I don't know, pandemic ray the pany. Maybe

1048
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 2: we are just saying we're going to hire anybody and

1049
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 2: we don't care if they're rude to the people. Is

1050
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: that a problem? Like are you having if you own

1051
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 2: a business? Like is this what's going on? Or is

1052
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 2: it just people don't care anymore? Because I mean I

1053
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 2: roll up to the freaking cashier at the grocery store.

1054
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 3: Scrolling TikTok, scroll and TikTok, scrolling TikTok. Oh, hey, hey,

1055
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 3: come here and look at this. Come here and look

1056
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 3: at this. Oh sorry, sir, here, let me get that.

1057
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'm checking out. I can't check out by myself.

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00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 2: I can't do it myself. If I wanted to go

1059
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 2: to self checkout, I would, but I refuse to go

1060
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 2: to self checkout because I'm paying for these groceries, so

1061
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 2: I'm not also going to do the damn work. I'm

1062
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 2: not gonna do it. Sorry. Does your boss not ever

1063
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 2: observe you? You're just cool to be on your phone? Yeah?

1064
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 2: Does your boss not care that you don't put any

1065
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: effort into this? Like, does your boss care that you're

1066
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 2: on TikTok? Oh that was your boss. Oh you were

1067
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 2: showing your boss to TikTok? Got it? Totally cool, totally understand.

1068
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so frustrating, But you want to know

1069
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 2: it's not frustrating. Go Team Snacks, dude. There is something

1070
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 2: when you have a championship quality team. It is so

1071
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 2: enjoyable to get up on Saturday mornings and go out

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00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 2: to the soccer field and you show up and it's

1073
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 2: an eight am game, and you don't care, Like eight

1074
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 2: am games are pretty tough. Usually it's like, oh it's early,

1075
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 2: but usually I don't mind an eight am game now

1076
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 2: because my kids are up that early. Dad's got a

1077
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 2: throbbing headache. And we go and I mean my kids,

1078
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 2: the Team Snacks show up and they're excited to play.

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00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 2: Most kids at eight am or eh, not my kids.

1080
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: They have championship DNA sucking down some milk. They are

1081
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: sucking down caprice sons, sucking down orange juice, sucking down snacks,

1082
00:53:55,040 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 2: and they are sucking goals. I mean, we crush Blow's account.

1083
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: I mean, the one kid on my team started counting

1084
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 2: and he was like, oh, it's nine and they have none.

1085
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's an over. And I'm like, oh boy. And

1086
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 2: then he was like, we got twelve, they have zero.

1087
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, it's not about the score. Wait,

1088
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 2: so they don't keep scoring, no, no, but the kids

1089
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 2: are starting to count in their head. Duh. And I mean, well,

1090
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 2: don't you keep counting your head? No, I can't. We

1091
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: score too many goals. Oh, that's a good problem to have.

1092
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 2: We obliterate these teams.

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00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: You went from being on a horrible team to now

1094
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: coaching one of the best teams in Nashville.

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00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: No, we would be like three four year olds. We'd

1096
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,399
Speaker 2: be one of the best teams in the nation. Dude,

1097
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 2: you guys we are that good. You guys could beat

1098
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 2: the freaking FCS team. We could beat NSC. Maybe we

1099
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 2: might be able to We have I'm telling you, we

1100
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 2: have four kids that kind of know what they're doing,

1101
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 2: and it just makes all the difference and we just

1102
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,720
Speaker 2: dominate my kid. My older kid had like five goals.

1103
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 2: The other kid had like five. I mean, it was

1104
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 2: just it was a blood bath. Are they practicing in

1105
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 2: the backyard? My four year old every day wants to

1106
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: play soccer. Every day when he gets the ball in

1107
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 2: the head, he wants to kick the ball. He wants

1108
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 2: to go out and play soccer. Some days it's the

1109
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 2: front yard, some days it's the backyard, but he wants

1110
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 2: to play soccer. He wants to play soccer in the house.

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00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: Are you out there playing with him or a beer? No? No,

1112
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 2: I'm kicking the ball with him running around. He wants

1113
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 2: me to play goalie sometimes. Or we're on the same

1114
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 2: team like he likes Dad. We're in Nashville and the

1115
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 2: other team is Austin and he still remembers us beating

1116
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 2: Austin last season, and so he reenacts that score. He

1117
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: reenacts everything he makes me. He no, no, no. He

1118
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: likes to warm up, and then we have to go

1119
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 2: on the side of the house and change quote unquote,

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00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,879
Speaker 2: we don't really change. We act like we're changing into

1121
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 2: our jersey. Is that like a yard you got? You

1122
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 2: just go on the side of the house. Dude, have

1123
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 2: you ever been on the side of your own house,

1124
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: like you had a side yard? No matter what, I

1125
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 2: got an apartment. Okay, sorry, well you go on the

1126
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 2: side of your apartment. And he likes to because this

1127
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 2: is what the players do when you go to the game.

1128
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: They warm up and then they go in the locker

1129
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 2: room and then they come walking back out. So you

1130
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 2: guys go to the side of the house and undress.

1131
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 2: We don't really undress though, We just go over there.

1132
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 2: And then he's like, we pretend like we're putting on

1133
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 2: a jersey, putting on our you know, and then we

1134
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 2: have to do the announcements. Number eighty shack More and

1135
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 2: he'll go running out number twenty five Walker Zimmerman, and

1136
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,720
Speaker 2: my other kid goes running out number one, Joe Willis,

1137
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 2: and that's me. I'm the goalie. None of them wants

1138
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: to be dad. No, no, I'm the goalie. I know,

1139
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 2: but no, no, no, no, they don't want to be dad.

1140
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 2: They don't want to be dad. And then we have

1141
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 2: to sing the national anthem before we can start playing.

1142
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 2: You do the Canada one too, No, because we're not

1143
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: playing a team from Canada. We're playing Austin and so

1144
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 2: who sings the anthem? My wife? My wife sings the

1145
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 2: national anthem. Please tell me? So I could do a

1146
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: drive by next time, dude, every single time, Oh my gosh,

1147
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 2: and we have to And like I just made up

1148
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 2: a number one time. I'm like, oh, number thirty, shack more.

1149
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: You know. My son goes no, no, Dada, Shack's eighteen.

1150
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, right, got dadd with the facts

1151
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 2: and I look it up. He's right. I'm like, that's unbelievable.

1152
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 2: Don't let the facts get in there. No. But the

1153
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 2: fact that my four year old knows their jersey numbers.

1154
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: They're good at scores and numbers. Boomer was always about that.

1155
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: He would wake up the next day and recite ten

1156
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: teams scores.

1157
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 2: It's it's impressive, but that's how we play soccer, and

1158
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: that the Bruins score four to three. Yeah yeah, but

1159
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 2: he my son, this is how this is. This is

1160
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 2: how rude my four year old is. He was cheering

1161
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 2: for the Panthers in the series. He was like, Dada,

1162
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 2: I wish they would have sent us their call. Did

1163
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: he not know about the futures back? No, he knew.

1164
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 2: He lays a panther over a over a bruin. Yeah,

1165
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 2: he was like, Dada. I wanted them to say, why

1166
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 2: didn't they send us their their Paul. Well, my buddy

1167
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: Danny can apparently now he's the biggest Florida panther pan.

1168
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 2: So yes, that's an update on Team Snacks. We absolutely

1169
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 2: crushed the team, buried him in the dirt. They left depressed,

1170
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 2: sad their coaches. I mean, we're getting to the point

1171
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 2: where at the other end of the game, the other

1172
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 2: coach doesn't really want to shake my hand. It's that bad.

1173
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 2: It's a blood bath.

1174
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: That sounds like terrible sportsmanship and also a future customer

1175
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: service representative.

1176
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 2: But at the same time, and what am I supposed

1177
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 2: to do? Am I supposed to call off the dogs?

1178
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: How do you tell a four year old or a

1179
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 2: three year old, Hey, stop kicking the ball, don't score.

1180
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,919
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? We're out here to play

1181
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 2: and get better. You tie them up with the potato

1182
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: sacks they got to play. Oh, you know what I

1183
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 2: should do? I should tie their shoe strings to their

1184
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: like like I should tell you my sons to Marvin's yes,

1185
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 2: and let them try to play with their strings tied

1186
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 2: together that would give the other team a chance. But

1187
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: all right, someone hit me with a hockey bet. I'm

1188
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 2: very sad. It's been a rough weekend. Congratulations on your

1189
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 2: team getting an A on the draft or an F

1190
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 2: on the draft. These people don't know what they're talking about.

1191
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: Happy Monday. I give this episode an fat us Greatest.

1192
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: Go to Facebook, Twitter, great us on this episode? What'd

1193
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 2: you like? What you didn't like? I gotta split? I

1194
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 2: think Pablo's sick again. Uh oh, we gotta go. He

1195
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 2: threw up twice and seems slow. Oh no, better not

1196
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: to stain the carpet. Oh no, we get the four

1197
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 2: oh nine. Honey, Oh no, it's Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.

1198
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: We get ready. All right, we gotta go, go man,

1199
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 2: if you got to go go, did you end it?

1200
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 2: I ended it, dude, day Hopefully we didn't end Pablo.

1201
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: Well, Clay and Buck are going to be in here

1202
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: up up our butts any minute.