Speaker 1: Look mad, oh, I see you? Why why? And look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, what's been
Speaker 1: in extravaganza. We've learned a lot of lessons absolutely, such
Speaker 1: as we can't we even though these songs all deserve
Speaker 1: their due, we can't just be like so slow. I
Speaker 1: mean it's not that we're being slow, it's that we're indulging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: indulging because the songs are indulgent, and the songs demand indulgence,
Speaker 1: and the songs demand that you sing them out loud.
Speaker 1: It's like when you get to a song called no
Speaker 1: More Baby, I'm gonna do right by three l you
Speaker 1: have to go, I'm getting a little time. Promise, this promises.
Speaker 1: And we didn't even do that. We wanted straight to
Speaker 1: the second verse, actually treaming like a lady when you
Speaker 1: open doors and doors that you want to when you
Speaker 1: put your boys and boys, how you gonna and we
Speaker 1: already have it? But sort of like there we are again, Um,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling so far about the list? Canon?
Speaker 1: I think for this to be the lower third, I shudder,
Speaker 1: or think about what's waiting for us? Shall we just
Speaker 1: dive right in? Let's dive right in number one you
Speaker 1: want to be on top theme to America's Next Top
Speaker 1: Model Hira Banks talk about a time and a place,
Speaker 1: talk about a time in a place. But like if
Speaker 1: a theme song was supposed to be like a portal
Speaker 1: into the show, this is the perfect thing that gets
Speaker 1: you in the world. You want to talk about like
Speaker 1: asking the central question of the show. It is you
Speaker 1: want to be on top? No no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no none. Okay, we're gonna we gotta move on. But iconic, no,
Speaker 1: don't cry out LOUDSSA Manchester, I mean iconic ballad. Talk
Speaker 1: about a tear jerker. The circus came to town. Baby
Speaker 1: cried that day. We cried that day and never forget that.
Speaker 1: It gave us that scene and dropped out gorgeous There's
Speaker 1: and droptic or just might keep might pop up again
Speaker 1: on this list Stay tuned. Sued number one hundred and
Speaker 1: nine seven Cherry Runways. This is this is a primal song.
Speaker 1: You know what I love about this? Like she said
Speaker 1: hello Daddy, Hello Mom, And she knew that people were
Speaker 1: gonna be saying like daddy and like mom, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like oh that she's mom, like we
Speaker 1: love her and Daddy is obviously like we in the
Speaker 1: cultural canon, we know we call people what daddy is
Speaker 1: now you know what I mean? But just the wind
Speaker 1: up on cherry bomb. No, get a knock at the door.
Speaker 1: Did we get a knock of the door? That enough? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, all right, so we're just started hearing things. Um, no,
Speaker 1: cherry bomb. It's it's it's very sort of like syncopated.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's percussive. Yes, we don't
Speaker 1: have enough of that. We don't have enough percussive. Did
Speaker 1: you did something happen to you when you heard me
Speaker 1: say the word percussive? No? I just I was just like,
Speaker 1: he's correct. Yeah, you saw the music theory and me
Speaker 1: cheers to we're drinking a little bit of mimosa. There
Speaker 1: it is, hey, I'll drink to that, right, cheers cheers
Speaker 1: to everybody. It's our three all right, dancing crazy Miranda
Speaker 1: cosgrow You know, I don't know that everybody is duncon
Speaker 1: does crazy and we never stop. We never stop. Everybody
Speaker 1: is donecon dunc and crazy body or hands up, putting
Speaker 1: your hands up. It feels like Miranda Cosgrove is like
Speaker 1: frozen in time, like she's frozen in like two ten
Speaker 1: a little bit everybody does and does and crazy. I
Speaker 1: love that, she says, Donson Dnson, anyway, listen to this?
Speaker 1: Can wait? Can I just can I just see you
Speaker 1: feel she's frozen in time? Well, I just want to
Speaker 1: see like this the song. No, this is iconic, keep
Speaker 1: it going. Then we can not out to the end. Yes, dancing, dancing,
Speaker 1: and then she goes, I like you and you like me.
Speaker 1: We get together and we're happy. Did you hear me
Speaker 1: say that? Did you hear me say that? And I
Speaker 1: like the way that we kiss you and meet together
Speaker 1: like this? Did you hear me say that? Did? Did
Speaker 1: did you hear me say that? Well? It has everything.
Speaker 1: It's Patty Harrison. She wishes we texted her to come
Speaker 1: in and drop in and have you have to hear
Speaker 1: bad to hear back bad text her bad texter, Okay.
Speaker 1: Number love is a battlefield that to say that I
Speaker 1: just loved How truthful this is. Title is no one
Speaker 1: can tell us we're wrong, searching for love that's so strong,
Speaker 1: the just the lyric, No one can tell us we're wrong.
Speaker 1: No one can tell us swear um heart ache to
Speaker 1: heart snow. Love is it battle Feld number never too
Speaker 1: Much by Luther Vandross I mean just canonized by willow
Speaker 1: Hill by willow Hill Race Winner. A sexy song, never Do,
Speaker 1: Never Do Much. Not many sexier songs than that, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: There are sluttier songs, but this is a sexy, sensual,
Speaker 1: sensual song. It was of a time. It was of
Speaker 1: a time when people cared about sensuality. Yes, they don't
Speaker 1: care about about sensuality anymore. They get right to the
Speaker 1: fucking insertion. Well, everyone's sensuality has gotten mixed up with
Speaker 1: like vibe culture. Everyone's like, oh, let's vibe, and it's
Speaker 1: like no, Sometimes you want to dedicated sensual aspect to
Speaker 1: a courtship, like ah, sensual sensuality is a missing culture.
Speaker 1: Number forty one. Sensuality is missing Number one. Bubba Bapa
Speaker 1: electric Fani. Come on, Johnny, when you can pick me.
Speaker 1: What did she say in this You just pick a place,
Speaker 1: You just pick a place, um, Johnny. Yeah, Gwenny, Gwenn
Speaker 1: and Gwynn. You might want to because tonight is the night. Gwen.
Speaker 1: She really gave it to us, Johnny, get out of
Speaker 1: here alright. Number one. Unfortunately, and it wasn't up to
Speaker 1: us fancy this one wasn't up to us, wasn't up
Speaker 1: to us, but it really did captivate the culture for
Speaker 1: a moment there. You never forget when we had ray
Speaker 1: Sanni on this show and she she she was talking
Speaker 1: about Nicky Asalia and she goes, why is she out
Speaker 1: here saying who did? Who did? Why? She's from Fall, Australia,
Speaker 1: who she really is doing the most. But it's on
Speaker 1: the list, on the list, this one. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: that it's here. Number one, lady. I will always associate
Speaker 1: it with that trip we took to l A where
Speaker 1: we stayed in Airbnb in the attic. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was a different time. We were poor. Yes, still
Speaker 1: kind of her relative to like, you know, Elon, you're
Speaker 1: relative to Elon. Honey, we're in the doldrooms, never getting out,
Speaker 1: never getting out the cure. Oh my god. She said,
Speaker 1: I don't want this to be Ali made No, I
Speaker 1: want this to be I need this. And to know
Speaker 1: that that they were doing that soundtrack at that time,
Speaker 1: that is so long ago, I know, surrealev uh oh,
Speaker 1: that was a crazy week of our life. Papa Roulette,
Speaker 1: Bring it back, Bring it back. Number on boys iconic, iconic.
Speaker 1: I love that little Nintendo sound. Yeah, it feels like
Speaker 1: I'm jumping a hit a block with my head and
Speaker 1: I'm Luigi or something. When I think about boys, I replenish,
Speaker 1: would you rather fuck Mario or Luigi? And think about
Speaker 1: it Luigi, because I think he wants it more. Luigi
Speaker 1: would like get stressed out, and I would feel like
Speaker 1: I had the upper hand. Yeah, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like, you know, Mario, like he's probably getting
Speaker 1: laid all the time, like and also laying the pipe
Speaker 1: literally as it were, honey, honey, and a hit in
Speaker 1: that block, literally as it were. Luigi has the little
Speaker 1: and Luigi's mansion, he has that little ghost sucking machine
Speaker 1: right right right right right was buster and it's like
Speaker 1: he just sticks his thick in that for sure. Well
Speaker 1: he can handle equipment, Yes, you can handle mine. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, Number one nine Sweet Dreams.
Speaker 1: You're mix But honestly, an X, what is your rhythmics?
Speaker 1: I will never know? It's a great song. Dolzl that
Speaker 1: all that all that number one Vogue, Mydonna, Greta, Garbo, Moro,
Speaker 1: Dietrich and Marlon Brando, Dimmy Dean on the cover of
Speaker 1: a magazine, Grace Kelly Picture of a beauty Dream, Gene Kelly,
Speaker 1: Ginger Rogers dance. There they had that style. They had
Speaker 1: Grace Rita Hayward, she gave good face. Lauren Catherine Leanna
Speaker 1: to Betty Davis, we love you. I don't know the
Speaker 1: rest m ladies with attitude that we're in the mood.
Speaker 1: Don't just stand there. Let's get to it. Strike posed,
Speaker 1: there's nothing to it. And that really did create a culture. Well,
Speaker 1: it took from one culture, and you know, you know, um,
Speaker 1: I'm really grateful. I'm grateful. I'm grateful that she appropriated.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about, like a pair of not
Speaker 1: being on the list. It's fine, it's fine. Number Mombo
Speaker 1: number five, little Bega a stud. Actually, Mombo number five
Speaker 1: is kind of like the Boys by Charlie XCX of
Speaker 1: its time, Yeah, and also sort of spiritually it was
Speaker 1: the promiscuous boy. Yeah, he had a little bit of
Speaker 1: all those women in his life. So many things kind
Speaker 1: of you can trace back to lineage. Just MoMA number
Speaker 1: five Boys by Charlie x X. She's listing off boys.
Speaker 1: She's just obsessed with boys. Yes, yes, yes, this is
Speaker 1: so true. Well, in the video, she was might as
Speaker 1: well have been listing him off. There were so many yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: A little bit of you makes me your man. A
Speaker 1: little bit of you makes me your man? Does make sense? No, no, no, Syntactically,
Speaker 1: it's all over the place. A little bit of you
Speaker 1: makes me your man. Also, I wonder if like Erica
Speaker 1: knows about like Trina, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: the sun Yeah, because she she had to keep her
Speaker 1: there because she doesn't know about a little little bit
Speaker 1: of Jessica. Here I am, I'm I'm Monica. Like imagine,
Speaker 1: like all those women meet like a little sketch. Why
Speaker 1: don't you say sketch where they all meet each other?
Speaker 1: You should write that like it's mambo number five. Women
Speaker 1: all to get all meetings together for the first time,
Speaker 1: and they decided that they need to goodbye Earl loue Bega.
Speaker 1: They need they need to good bye Earl Luebeka, who's
Speaker 1: so famous and huge? Did he die recently? Did he?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to find out anyway, Okay,
Speaker 1: number one eight six Malambo number one by Ema. This
Speaker 1: is most famous from jink Sponsons lip sync on Calls
Speaker 1: drag race. Oh you know what it is? That was
Speaker 1: when you knew Jinks deserved to win. I absolutely thought
Speaker 1: you should win. After that, Yeah, like that was and
Speaker 1: Detox was amazing. And can we say problem, We're a
Speaker 1: Jinks house. We're a Jinks house. We loved you, talx
Speaker 1: we Alaska, we love Roxy. I'm sort of saying for
Speaker 1: this winter season, yeah, We're sorry. Sorry, I will survive.
Speaker 1: Gloria Gaynor talk about you know, talk about rising above,
Speaker 1: talk about going, I'm gonna hire locksmith. I should change
Speaker 1: those stupid locks. I should have made you leave your
Speaker 1: key if I had known for just one second you
Speaker 1: come back to bother me. Rhyme down a legend. And
Speaker 1: she has gay in her last name. Nor her last
Speaker 1: name is like if if Nicole Kidman found out that
Speaker 1: Sunday Rose was a lesbian, she'd say gay Nor four
Speaker 1: Barbie girl, I mean, Hia Barbie. Hi can hello to
Speaker 1: the cannon. You know what I mean? When they introduced
Speaker 1: themselves to each other, they introduced themselves to the world.
Speaker 1: This this really was world wide smash hit. I remember
Speaker 1: that going to China and all my relatives going, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we need to put on that song. The
Speaker 1: Barbie Girls song. Holy shit, They're like, that song is incredible.
Speaker 1: Put on the music video. Why don't you my grandparents
Speaker 1: all watching my grandparents watching the Barbie Girl video. My
Speaker 1: uncle's watching the Barbie Girl video. So some one of
Speaker 1: those moments where like, as a little gay kid, you
Speaker 1: get to be like really excited because that was a
Speaker 1: part of mainstream popular culture and everyone was like Bobby
Speaker 1: Girl and you were like a gay can You're like,
Speaker 1: thank god, you know. And Aqua actually had I mean
Speaker 1: Dr Jones is great, my oh my. And then they
Speaker 1: had where where are you making? I'm seeing that next one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um Aqua they have it. They had
Speaker 1: a second album called Aquarius Really good, really good. We
Speaker 1: have to check that up. We need a number three.
Speaker 1: This Land is Our Land, the beautiful slash, Let's get loud.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez ak, this was American. I was so proud
Speaker 1: to be an American. I was proud to be an
Speaker 1: American and this is weeks and two weeks after the insurrection.
Speaker 1: I was so happy to be an American because j
Speaker 1: Lo did this, and to know that just off screen,
Speaker 1: like Lady Gaga was looking for evidence of the insurrection
Speaker 1: was really heard part about it. Like while Jennifer Lopez
Speaker 1: was roaring belting this soon, I'm making America proud, Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga was was getting down to doing the hard work
Speaker 1: because she remembered that in another life she would have
Speaker 1: been an investigative War Award Award journalist Combat journalist number
Speaker 1: one two. Holiday Madonna, I mean, it just reminds you
Speaker 1: of vacation, that little, that little but do you do
Speaker 1: you're you're there. I'm gonna send under the sun. You
Speaker 1: can take holiday, yeah, her that her, that was that
Speaker 1: was the time in her singing where it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the choice, you can take holiday number one, hot
Speaker 1: stuff dot summer. I mean, she told you exactly what
Speaker 1: she was looking for and when she was looking for it.
Speaker 1: This evening, this evening. I love the word evening instead
Speaker 1: of night. Is this evening? This evening? What hey? What
Speaker 1: do you know? It's never what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1: What are you doing this evening? Can we make evening
Speaker 1: part of the part of our vibe again? Evening has
Speaker 1: the same comic potential as that. The word that because
Speaker 1: one time Matt and I were at a hunted house
Speaker 1: and sleepy hollow and he was we were all pretty drunk,
Speaker 1: and then Matt inhabited this character who would come up
Speaker 1: to us and go, how are you doing? Hey? Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you doing this evening? Nor would you say
Speaker 1: are we doing a good evening? Hi? Are we having
Speaker 1: a good even Hi? How are you doing this evening?
Speaker 1: It was something like that, how are you having a
Speaker 1: nice evening? Hi? How are you having a nice evening? Evening?
Speaker 1: Being the to the place where you land even so good?
Speaker 1: Like just it's it's the new word for night, and
Speaker 1: it's it's a rut of culture. It's really culture number
Speaker 1: evening word for night, Saturday evening Live. Thank you, Donna
Speaker 1: number one, hard for the money, Thank you again, thank
Speaker 1: you again, Thanks for the telling a story home and
Speaker 1: who was a whore in the coach Check? But there
Speaker 1: weren't that many songs about horrors until then, until this
Speaker 1: is broken ground. This is broken ground. One Bad Girls
Speaker 1: Donna Summer, another song about horrors. I'm obsessed this, this
Speaker 1: woman who ended up going full Christian, hard left homophobic
Speaker 1: almost no, she was a little homofog before she died.
Speaker 1: To to be beep on that. Let's stop traffic in
Speaker 1: the homophobia lane. HLV We're like homophobia over over the
Speaker 1: icon h feeling like homophobia like h h O m
Speaker 1: O P h O B I A is that it is?
Speaker 1: That it? Yeah, that's it. Number Manic Monday, the Bengals.
Speaker 1: This is iconic culture because everyone, I think knows what
Speaker 1: it's like when Monday rolls around. Oh my god, Garfield
Speaker 1: found dead. We don't need them anymore. We haven't had
Speaker 1: any use for Garfield in years. I'm going to say it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking give me a break. Garfield needs to have like
Speaker 1: a fashion moment in order to be back in our consciousness.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know how like the Simpsons and now
Speaker 1: like Oliver fashion Blindciaga is doing Simpson stuff and everyone's
Speaker 1: doing Simpsons. Garfield needs that. Otherwise Garfield's gone for good.
Speaker 1: Garfield needs to get his team to contact Tom Brown
Speaker 1: and they do like a false bread you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Garfield in a suit, yeah, with three stripes,
Speaker 1: like the three stripes. Yeah, yeah, that's the only way
Speaker 1: forward our Field. Tom Brown collab now number one seven locomotion.
Speaker 1: All right, she's called Kylie min Kylie mind early Kylie
Speaker 1: when she was she was just just starting out. You
Speaker 1: gotta swing your hips now come on, baby, unbelievable. She
Speaker 1: she's one of our best. You forget it was even her.
Speaker 1: Let's do one s cold Hearted Snake Paula Abdul cock
Speaker 1: cold Hearts Snake off key on the record stamp. She
Speaker 1: couldn't say no, not a lick, not ale you can dance.
Speaker 1: Remember when they tried to prove the paul Abdul could
Speaker 1: sing with the song Rush Rush. You ever heard the
Speaker 1: song Rush Rush. They gave her a ballad and the
Speaker 1: bridge ends in her belting a note. She goes so deep,
Speaker 1: so deep, so deep and sick. But she don't sound
Speaker 1: like that. You're supposed to imagine that Paula Abdul is
Speaker 1: doing it. Maybe I should just play that part. Play
Speaker 1: it just Paula Abdul belting. And it was this was
Speaker 1: a hit song. Um, let's say Rush Rush, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to that part of the song. Here we go.
Speaker 1: And then they faded out because she could promisely put
Speaker 1: so difference. But cold Hearted Sneak is on the list
Speaker 1: number one hundred seventy five New Attitude Patti Labell. This
Speaker 1: was this was such a shift. This must have been
Speaker 1: like when Bob Dylan went electric. Yeah, when Patty said
Speaker 1: I'm solo now and I'm gonna tell you what my
Speaker 1: new deal is FDR when Nellie for Tado collad with
Speaker 1: Timberland vibe shift, Um, I'm feeling good from my head
Speaker 1: to my shoes. Know what I'm doing and I know
Speaker 1: what to do? Patty was is it? Patty? Is it?
Speaker 1: Did you know that? When we were shooting? I love
Speaker 1: that for you? Um. They were shooting in Hancock Park
Speaker 1: and Jennifer was there shooting and Patty Labille Patty Label
Speaker 1: came out of a house across the street and crossed
Speaker 1: over and it's like, what do you guys? Do it?
Speaker 1: And then Jennifer and her know each other from way back,
Speaker 1: so they had a home moment on the street. God
Speaker 1: Um number one seventy four, Turn the beat around, Gloria
Speaker 1: Stephan because when the guitar player starts playing with the
Speaker 1: stick a pit rhythm with a scratch scratch scratch makes
Speaker 1: me want to move my body. Yeah yeah, yeah, Gloria
Speaker 1: really did it right. She represented a whole movement, movement.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, you know what, I'm good?
Speaker 1: She said, I know what I'm good. Now you know
Speaker 1: what she's doing table Talk. Really, she has her She
Speaker 1: and her family have like a spinoff of Red Table
Speaker 1: Talk called like Red Table Talk the Estafans. Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: so she is out there. I thought she kind of
Speaker 1: just like was like, I'm not I don't want to
Speaker 1: be in this phrase. She's got a Facebook Watch show
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Watch is huge. It's like HBO Max. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, facebook Watch is major. Zuck is paying the check.
Speaker 1: Better be Zuck. Zuck so hot. Number one. Remember when
Speaker 1: we had Josh and Aaron on and we sing this song.
Speaker 1: It really reminded us. How what what a part? What
Speaker 1: an important part of the culture. This it's so important.
Speaker 1: Make it happen, honey, get on your This is a
Speaker 1: This is a rallying cry for anybody and any endeavor, persuasion, persuasion,
Speaker 1: any persuasion. If you are making, if you're sitting down,
Speaker 1: you better get on your feet and make it happens.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter your orientation, your religion, read, your create color,
Speaker 1: your your nationality, height. Wait, you know, status doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You can get up, get on your feet and make
Speaker 1: it happen. It doesn't matter. Why are you laughing? Because
Speaker 1: not everyone can get up. Number two conga Gloria step
Speaker 1: comes like your boy, maybe do that conga conga conga
Speaker 1: conga piano on that, the piano, the horns like that
Speaker 1: is this is music at its best. This is music
Speaker 1: at its best doing it? Know something fun about this song?
Speaker 1: It is used in the new Guardians of the Galaxy
Speaker 1: roller coaster at Epcot called cosmic Rewind and if you're
Speaker 1: lucky enough, you can have the song play in full
Speaker 1: while you're on the ride. Is this like that roller
Speaker 1: coaster at Universal that plays the songs? It's not like
Speaker 1: it's it's it's similar to that and that the songs
Speaker 1: are playing, But it's more like, have you been to
Speaker 1: California Adventure and done Mission Breakout the Guardians ride? Now
Speaker 1: you haven't? I don't think so. I don't think the
Speaker 1: last time is that California Adventure was like two thousand
Speaker 1: nine when you up with me and we didn't do Guardians.
Speaker 1: We didn't do Guardians. That sucks damn well, I mean
Speaker 1: I'll do it soon. Um table that. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: a great moment. Number seventy one believe share this was huge, huge,
Speaker 1: This is a huge talk about cultural impact. I mean
Speaker 1: it brought auto tune to the forefront. It brought share back.
Speaker 1: Share is back, I mean and very thankful for that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have the share of today without
Speaker 1: the share of belief, no share of belief was It
Speaker 1: was giving people hope. It was giving the gaze something
Speaker 1: to live for at a time when you know, we
Speaker 1: didn't have that visibility. And Share said, I'm here speaking
Speaker 1: to I think speaking to queers with this one. She's
Speaker 1: speaking to queers. She needed this in orders to release
Speaker 1: song for the lonely. You know what I love about
Speaker 1: this song? The delivery on and maybe I'm so good
Speaker 1: for you? It is iconic. Do you believe love love that?
Speaker 1: Come on? That's the hook? You are really loving this one,
Speaker 1: I really do. I just I'm just, I'm I am
Speaker 1: a child, I'm it's it's on ninety It all over again.
Speaker 1: Simpler time. It was a much simpler time. Um, but
Speaker 1: we can continue. And I'm gonna say, well, the share
Speaker 1: I believe. I mean, look, it's enough said. Everyone has
Speaker 1: their own iconic relationship to that song. That is a
Speaker 1: moment of culture. I remember I was on vacation. I
Speaker 1: went to this place called Wildock Pines. It was like,
Speaker 1: um in upstate New York or Pennsylvania. Maybe it was Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: but um I went there and at the end of
Speaker 1: the week we were going to see there was like
Speaker 1: a bunch of people that like were like working at
Speaker 1: the camp. They were like counselors slash like activity around activities.
Speaker 1: And at the end of the week they all did
Speaker 1: a sketch show slash musical show, and everyone that was
Speaker 1: there at the vacation at the resort, this lake resort
Speaker 1: went to the show and I remember all week they said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Nicole who like it was like one
Speaker 1: of the girls that worked there, like one of the
Speaker 1: one of the cast members. She was like. They were
Speaker 1: like Nicole was like hot, and they were like, at
Speaker 1: the end of the week, she's gonna sing. She sings
Speaker 1: at the show and absolutely unelievable. You're gonna gag and
Speaker 1: she's saying believe and it was not good. It was
Speaker 1: not good. And everyone was like, Nicole azing, wait to
Speaker 1: hear Nicole sing day at the end of the week,
Speaker 1: it's gonna inspire you. You're not You're not gonna want
Speaker 1: to leave. And it was just this like full fire.
Speaker 1: That's not Nicole's fault, it's it's people's fault for like
Speaker 1: hyping her up too much. I think it was people's fault.
Speaker 1: Number Birth of a Legend, a perfect pop song, a
Speaker 1: perfect pop song. What are you doing? We just got
Speaker 1: confirmation that we're getting a new guest where someone else
Speaker 1: is going to drop in. Okay, and it's iconic. It's
Speaker 1: an iconic guest. All right, Stables show in Hot Night
Speaker 1: when was blowing great lyric great couplet. Before you came
Speaker 1: into my life. I missed you so bad. It doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense, but it makes sense. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: a paradix. It's it's kind of like linguistically, like I
Speaker 1: know what it's trying to do. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: much I missed you like I missed you like I
Speaker 1: like I wanted you in my life before I before
Speaker 1: you came into my life. You know. Okay, we're eating
Speaker 1: m hmm. Well this place was really good, great, so
Speaker 1: good okay. Number one st nine, Happy Birthday, World, I mean,
Speaker 1: despite having what I think is sort of a challenging
Speaker 1: note interval. Yeah, we've talked about this birth Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1: That's sort of sneaky, really sneaky that really it makes
Speaker 1: it challenging I mean, don't look up a fifth or
Speaker 1: a six like that interval is tough. Happy Birthday and
Speaker 1: you have to really watch what key you started with
Speaker 1: the song. That's true of all songs, but it's especially
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday or just because of the sneaky note, the
Speaker 1: sneaky interval, as you said, I mean, if I'm excited
Speaker 1: and I'm like, happy birthday to and I'm like already panicking,
Speaker 1: I'm like, my, I know, happy birthday too, and already
Speaker 1: it's already the two is already tough to you, and
Speaker 1: I'm panicking. I'm sweating everyone I can. I feel like
Speaker 1: everyone's looking at me happy. But you did it, Oh hi,
Speaker 1: happy bird do? Yeah? I I think you were. That's
Speaker 1: that's not fair because you were. You were setting up
Speaker 1: a narrative that you would fail and you didn't. It's
Speaker 1: called subversion. Bitch Bitch number one as Alaska the thunder
Speaker 1: Fuck Off her amazing first album, Anus Alaska's music career
Speaker 1: very very enviable in the DRG space and in the
Speaker 1: general music space. A great first album. Alaska has been
Speaker 1: a guest on this podcast, which I often forget because
Speaker 1: it was the other era. Yeah number onety seven, the
Speaker 1: Christmas shoes, new song, Christmas tear Jerker, a little bit
Speaker 1: of a little bit of Christian, a little bit of Christian.
Speaker 1: You know, morals are not morals. But there's just there's
Speaker 1: to come, you know. God is in the room, Sir.
Speaker 1: I want about these shoes for my mom. It's Christmas,
Speaker 1: even the shoes a j side. Oh my God, could
Speaker 1: you worry? Sir? Daddy says this not not much time.
Speaker 1: You see, she's been sick for quiet awhile. I know
Speaker 1: these shoes will make Chris smile. I wanted to look beautiful.
Speaker 1: My God, I'm emotional. Myma means Jesus number one sixty six.
Speaker 1: Family Affair, Mary J. Blige don't need no hate ration
Speaker 1: holeration in this dance period. We can move on. Get
Speaker 1: me bodied, Extended Mix. Beyonce do an old school dance,
Speaker 1: an old school dance, Snap for the kids, Snap for
Speaker 1: the kids, Snap for the kiss that Naomi Campbell walk,
Speaker 1: Naomi Campbell walk, walk across the room like Naomi Campbell
Speaker 1: beautiful liar Ba Beyonce. The day era gets overlooked, it
Speaker 1: certainly does. And can I tell you what, I'm pissed
Speaker 1: up that that was overlooked by the blue ribbon panel.
Speaker 1: Bring the alarm. I'm pissed and fucking pissed at our producers,
Speaker 1: I think Megan. I'm I'm quick to blame Megan, like Megan.
Speaker 1: It's probably Megan's idea that it's like a two person panel,
Speaker 1: like Megan. No, this is not how the world's gotta go. Megan,
Speaker 1: You're fired. Sorry, start to lose that you're losing two
Speaker 1: jobs in one year? Has it been a year? Okay,
Speaker 1: best year of my life? Number one sixty three. Here's
Speaker 1: the question I don't think we've ever answered. This is
Speaker 1: the rain on me of that job? Well maybe not who.
Speaker 1: I think that rain on me was more talking to
Speaker 1: like enough is enough, no more tears. Yes, but it's
Speaker 1: two legends, just slightly little micro generate, a couple of
Speaker 1: micro generations apart. And and this is what I want
Speaker 1: to know, who, out of you and I is the barber,
Speaker 1: and who is the Selene, Who's the one that saying
Speaker 1: I'm scared? And who's saying I've been there? I think
Speaker 1: you've been there more than I have. I'm the one
Speaker 1: who's a little bit more scared when it comes to love. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with that. But but the thing is that, um,
Speaker 1: you're telling me you're You're the one who's always telling me,
Speaker 1: oh dmn close to you. Well, I'm literally always saying
Speaker 1: to you the f with oh the passion can show
Speaker 1: you're Barbara. I think you just you. You need to
Speaker 1: be more comfortable. Can I give you a note? Sure?
Speaker 1: You need to be more comfortable being Barbara? In general?
Speaker 1: You are Barbara. Do you think you're Fanny your Dolly?
Speaker 1: You are Miss Fokker. She's gonna meet the Focker's right,
Speaker 1: for sure, she's miss Foker. She's Miss Foker. You forgot that,
Speaker 1: and you forgot that. She was in the Guilt Trip
Speaker 1: with South Rogan and she only looking because she wanted
Speaker 1: to be comfortable. She's sitting down the whole movie, you know,
Speaker 1: around the script, and I was gonna be sitting down.
Speaker 1: And I liked that about it because I want to
Speaker 1: be comfortable. I don't want to be uncomfortable. I was
Speaker 1: could be sitting down. I don't care. I want you.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Hobble, hobble, and I don't care. I
Speaker 1: want you. Wow, Okay, where are we? I got lost?
Speaker 1: Number Son of a Preacher Man Dusty Springfield Billy Ray
Speaker 1: was a preacher son and I wanted to fuck. That
Speaker 1: is a sexy song, how well I remember the look
Speaker 1: that was in his eyes, stealing kisses from me on
Speaker 1: the sly, taking times to make time, aline, learning from
Speaker 1: each other's knowing, learning from each other's wow, looking to
Speaker 1: see how much we grow. The only one who could
Speaker 1: ever reach me was the son of a preacher man.
Speaker 1: Was the preacher man's son who could dick down. The
Speaker 1: preacher boy had a boy son. Oh, I love that
Speaker 1: And it's like that forbidden thing that makes it so
Speaker 1: much hotter. We talk about that sometimes religion can make
Speaker 1: things feel more forbidden, and religion is so sexy sexy, Okay,
Speaker 1: Number one Leis, this was actually a moment in culture
Speaker 1: and then it just I mean, Leona Lewis is huge,
Speaker 1: has a huge career, and I think this was what
Speaker 1: started at all. Well, now, this like so many other hits,
Speaker 1: it's like Whitney Mariah Leona she's the Kelly Clarkson of
Speaker 1: the UK in a real way. But also I wonder
Speaker 1: how famous she is over there. Wasn't she a judge
Speaker 1: on the Drag Singing Show? She was roll the Queens
Speaker 1: of the universe thing she did watch that still same number,
Speaker 1: one hundred sixty Squidward Nose, Cupcake go off about this one.
Speaker 1: She's rapping about a guy's dick looking the squidward nos.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to fuck listen. There's so many great
Speaker 1: cup pick songlets go. I just think like dix could
Speaker 1: look like worse things than Squidward's nose. At least it's there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a tear drop though. It's a
Speaker 1: tear drop shape, and I don't like it when it's
Speaker 1: grothy at the top, but like, like, I like, the
Speaker 1: top can be whatever. But sometimes that dick can be
Speaker 1: too too wide in the entry. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: mushroom head and it's a problem. It's not the it's
Speaker 1: not the head, it's the shape of the shaft. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's not a problem. Well, how did you know?
Speaker 1: I Well, I'm telling you you can't think of it
Speaker 1: as that. You're right, And and sometimes I don't mean
Speaker 1: to shame the people who have the squirdword nose. Penis.
Speaker 1: You made me feel bad, no, and I didn't mean to,
Speaker 1: and I know I did. You made me feel bad
Speaker 1: because of the shape of my penis. Number one and
Speaker 1: sack Rico nas this is one of the angry songs
Speaker 1: ever recorded. She goes, fucking have you heard this song? No? Um,
Speaker 1: she just she just talks about wanting to smack a
Speaker 1: bitch and then and then and then and then she goes,
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, amazing. She really went off. She
Speaker 1: went off BBC Dance Anthems Radio interrupted by announcement of
Speaker 1: Prince Philip's death BBC Dance Anthems Radio. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: play it. Yeah, I would love to hear it. I
Speaker 1: want to hear this one out loud, actualized. Imagine you're
Speaker 1: vibing working in palace has announced the death Royal High incredible,
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Prince Philip, Number big old freakan Stallion.
Speaker 1: This was I think the first song that you brought
Speaker 1: to my Yes, this is first Megan song I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: And I was Sam J at work was like, you
Speaker 1: need to listen to me in this stall and I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay. She played this for me and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, let's keep going. Number one
Speaker 1: six Summer Girl him seeing them, seeing them. I love
Speaker 1: this song so much. The Bridge. They have so many
Speaker 1: songs that could have really made the and and they
Speaker 1: have made a global impact. They have. But you know,
Speaker 1: we can only pick a couple walk beside me, not
Speaker 1: behind me. Love that and take that suggestion. Bernie Brown
Speaker 1: found dead absolutely number one. Now I'm in it, Now
Speaker 1: I'm in it, and now I've been trying to find
Speaker 1: my way back for a minute, my arm. But that
Speaker 1: that driving like, No, it's classic them, classic time, classic,
Speaker 1: the sisters, the three, the iconic three l A Girls.
Speaker 1: There's nothing more iconic than three women singing in a band.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of that in this list. They're
Speaker 1: incredible performers, They're amazing performers. Love them, Love those girls.
Speaker 1: Number one, Speaking of girls, number Oh my god, you guys,
Speaker 1: when the girls got together and all sing this together,
Speaker 1: the girls were growing, the girls were growling. Dear al
Speaker 1: He's a lucky guy. I'm gonna cry. I got tears
Speaker 1: got out on my nose. Mad Annalie Ashford really became
Speaker 1: a star in that moment. The career she's had since
Speaker 1: Brava mm hmmm, love her. What else is there to say? You?
Speaker 1: You know this musical, well, this is like one of
Speaker 1: my favorite musicals. And Joe Kim podcast about it one
Speaker 1: of the savior during the pandemic, one of America's most
Speaker 1: um slept on podcast. It's so true. It was a
Speaker 1: patron exclusive truly. Yeah, but you guys were you guys
Speaker 1: are joining the money. We should have made more sure.
Speaker 1: I'm shaming everyone that they didn't listen to Joe, Kim
Speaker 1: and I's eight episode um Legally Blonde, the search for
Speaker 1: the next Elwoods Deep Dive podcast when we needed it
Speaker 1: most the year of Our Lord. But now when the
Speaker 1: readers and publicists talk about Cousin of the Week, I
Speaker 1: know they're a real fan. They're they're not a fake fan.
Speaker 1: They're not a fake fair weather fuck number one D
Speaker 1: fifty three. Moving on up the Jefferson's theme song, amazing song.
Speaker 1: I mean, we all remember where we were not born,
Speaker 1: but that didn't matter, It didn't matter. Fish don't fry
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. That's that That that says everything, says
Speaker 1: it all says it, all says it all. Number one
Speaker 1: hundred fifty two You in your hand pink again. We
Speaker 1: sort of like Liquid Dreams, returned to this theme of
Speaker 1: sort of suggested masturbation, this time from a woman's perspective. Empowered.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna suck you. It's gonna be you in
Speaker 1: your hand tonight. You don't really want to mess with
Speaker 1: me tonight, not tonight or any night. To be honest,
Speaker 1: Pink is not pain. You cannot if you're gonna annoy
Speaker 1: If you're going to run a foul of Pink on
Speaker 1: any given night, good luck. She's a tough broad. You
Speaker 1: have a death wish. If you're gonna piss off Pink,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Don't do it for your own safety.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get your ass beat number one. Don't let
Speaker 1: me get me Pink. Sometimes sometimes the person who's annoying
Speaker 1: Pink the most is Pink herself. Never went first kicking
Speaker 1: her own ass. Remember, misunderstood the album was that? What
Speaker 1: was that was what this album was. Don't support that.
Speaker 1: The crazy the craziest, most scandals thing about this song
Speaker 1: to me at the time was um tad be compared
Speaker 1: damn Brittany Spears. She's so pretty. That's just I was
Speaker 1: a little sad, you know what's funny? Like at the time,
Speaker 1: not being like Britney Spears was enough of a brand
Speaker 1: for a lot of these girls. It was like there
Speaker 1: was like Brittany and then a lot of other people
Speaker 1: just britty, I'm not Brittany and that was like enough
Speaker 1: for a lot of record labels. Was it even? Was
Speaker 1: it even like that with Madonna? Like like they would
Speaker 1: be these girls that like weren't like Cindy Lapper, like
Speaker 1: wasn't Madonna like but she wasn't like a Madonna altern
Speaker 1: alternative well sort of, I mean she was wacky right
Speaker 1: right right, but yeah, they were just it was Jessica,
Speaker 1: it was Christina was paink. It was like a lot
Speaker 1: of girls. Well I think the person who was like
Speaker 1: probably closest spiritually to Brittany was probably, like, honestly, probably
Speaker 1: Jessica because she had the same like she didn't really
Speaker 1: deviate from the Christianity thing, but she went like hard Christianity.
Speaker 1: She was. She was just like, no, I'm for real
Speaker 1: a virgin and I'll say it the loudest. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh that's so funny. Like that was the time and
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore said, I'm pivoting to acting queen. More on
Speaker 1: that in a second. More on that in a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: hell on, where are we We're at? Number Pomp and
Speaker 1: Circumstance Underclassmate and Band Program, The seniors aren't playing that,
Speaker 1: not their own graduation. No, it's the underclassman and band
Speaker 1: who are playing plog. They're the ones tasked because they're
Speaker 1: they're not being celebrated and honored. Wait another year or
Speaker 1: two or three. No, no, no, and it would be
Speaker 1: inappropriate for them to rise at that point. They're sitting
Speaker 1: on the side in the field, in the stadium. Whatever.
Speaker 1: But I do love pomp and circumstances. Yeah, no, no, dude,
Speaker 1: do do dude? All right, right right? What was I doing?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Is that Mario Kart It's it's like
Speaker 1: a British thing. It's a royal British thing that I
Speaker 1: think has been on the Beatles albums um Anyway, speaking
Speaker 1: of really amazing songs, number one can't Fight the Moonlight
Speaker 1: Leanne rhymes iconically from the Coyote Ugly soundtrack. You can
Speaker 1: try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but
Speaker 1: but you know that chill can't the more like Leanne
Speaker 1: rhymes interesting life interesting. Oh I don't know that much. Well.
Speaker 1: She and Eddie Cibrian had an affair on the set
Speaker 1: of a Lifetime movie they were doing together, and then
Speaker 1: he left Brandy Glanville, who then became one of the
Speaker 1: real houses of Hills, that's the drama. And then Leanne
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago was on the Mass singer.
Speaker 1: Did you with Marion talk about this about Leanne? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think Leanne came up, although
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Marin has a relationship at least as
Speaker 1: a fan with Leon. Rot has a concept of Leon
Speaker 1: and Leon Nimes was like a country version of Jojo
Speaker 1: where at she was singing in that song blue so awesome,
Speaker 1: Oh you that song, These prodigies, these prodigies, Okay, son,
Speaker 1: that's better than that. Speaking of prodigies shower Becky, Well,
Speaker 1: she's right. I mean who who who among us can
Speaker 1: say that they haven't danced in the shower, singing in
Speaker 1: the singing in the shower, dance she's dancing, Oh well,
Speaker 1: that would be dangerous. She's dancing in the mirror, singing
Speaker 1: in the shower, dancing in the mirror, sing great hook
Speaker 1: so good. And we should also really say, because now
Speaker 1: I'm feel nervous because I didn't want to be on
Speaker 1: this podcast to be I'm like, yeah, we all dance
Speaker 1: in the shower, because famously that could that could you
Speaker 1: could break your damn really scary. Don't do that. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. We'll try off your feet, you know, show shoes,
Speaker 1: shower shoes. Becky g though not at the kind of
Speaker 1: a Mandy Moore of her time, pivoted to acting well.
Speaker 1: She was stunning as the lesbian power Rangers. Remember that?
Speaker 1: Do we see that together? That together? I wanted the
Speaker 1: second one me too, with thanks, so read a repulsa
Speaker 1: no number. Raise your glass, pink and that raise your
Speaker 1: glass if you are wrong in all the right ways?
Speaker 1: Who do we want? Let let's invite one of the people.
Speaker 1: All right, Um, Hans, Hans, it's time to come in.
Speaker 1: Come on, Hans, Come on Hans. Oh good, and I'm
Speaker 1: really happy because this next one I think he'll have
Speaker 1: a relationship with Um. Let's go. We don't have all
Speaker 1: the time in the world. It's only a couple of doors.
Speaker 1: It's what is it? One's it's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a podcast. It's not a visual medium. All right, Come
Speaker 1: on in, Hans, Come on in, Hans. It's head of content.
Speaker 1: I don't they've heard from you ever on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Have they chats? Never? Oh? Yeah? Sometimes chime in from chats. Well,
Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. That's the mike. Are you. Are
Speaker 1: you comfortable because you know, here's the thing you produced
Speaker 1: and you you you sort of you know, run the
Speaker 1: table in terms of podcast, but in terms of you know,
Speaker 1: really sort of getting into the medium and really actively,
Speaker 1: you know, participating. How comfortable? Are you? Very uncomfortable? I
Speaker 1: prefer to be behind the glass? Well talk about this?
Speaker 1: Why why do it? Then? And then why ever see it?
Speaker 1: If you if you can't be on the other side
Speaker 1: of it? Is it those who can't do produce? I
Speaker 1: think it's those who can't do produce and those who
Speaker 1: can't produce teach Jim my god, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: a Jim teacher, then good luck. There's nowhere else to go.
Speaker 1: Richard Rogers found dead. Wow, I didn't know it's coming
Speaker 1: into the hard hitting interview. Yeah, this is what we've
Speaker 1: been called the gay, Mark Marin, We've been called the
Speaker 1: gay w TF, my gosh, you know that. I've never
Speaker 1: heard that. Are you proud of us? I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of you. You don't have to do that. How do
Speaker 1: you feel? How do you feel? Honestly? I think it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I am so proud of you. You guys came in.
Speaker 1: You were this beautiful, blossoming rose that has now become
Speaker 1: this incredible bouquet. And that's so rare for a rose
Speaker 1: to become a bouquet because usually roses just Wilson stays
Speaker 1: one rose. Now this one multiply. Yeah, that's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: Hans Um, thank you for giving us a home here
Speaker 1: at I heard radio big money players. We actually we
Speaker 1: absolutely are. We We feel it very indebted and very free,
Speaker 1: and you let us kind of do whatever we think
Speaker 1: our little hearts are gonna want to do. And we
Speaker 1: appreciate you. You've never gotten in her in her way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've never You've never said no that is that's good. Really,
Speaker 1: that's good content contenting. It's just don't get in the
Speaker 1: creative way. Speaking of content, we're gonna say something, No,
Speaker 1: what are you some of your what do you think
Speaker 1: belongs on this list? You know, there's one musician that
Speaker 1: I think is so important to the culture that I
Speaker 1: have never heard the culture is to talk about what
Speaker 1: it's a little sticky, Okay, Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about Michael Jackson. Let's try about Michael Jackson for
Speaker 1: a second. Right, there is this thing where you can't
Speaker 1: really cancel Michael Jackson because it's like everyone has been
Speaker 1: influenced by him, Like every part of the pop culture
Speaker 1: has been informed by Michael. Yeah, and the omission it
Speaker 1: feels deliberate. It's like, how can you go this long
Speaker 1: without talking about Michael. We never talked about Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: Like even in the old days, I've never heard the
Speaker 1: names come out of it. Really well, here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: That said. It is very long. It's so long, and
Speaker 1: how every minute of it? How many how many episodes
Speaker 1: of this did you listen to prior us coming onto
Speaker 1: this little label? Um a handful? Do we count the
Speaker 1: week before you came onto the label? There was like
Speaker 1: six or seven? Well then well then good, Sure, But
Speaker 1: he wants to talk about Michael draft Michael to say
Speaker 1: about him. I will say this for all the nonsense.
Speaker 1: I did hear a man in the mirror the other
Speaker 1: day at the Clark Street digner, and I was like, God,
Speaker 1: damn it, this song is I mean, Mike Michael is
Speaker 1: like it just invented so many things. It's people talking
Speaker 1: about like Madonna inventing all these things that like pop
Speaker 1: stars do, which is true, but like Michael invented like
Speaker 1: pop culture. Yeah, he really did. Like it's it's you
Speaker 1: can't really do we think. Do you think he was gay?
Speaker 1: I don't think he was broken. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: think he was so deeply broken by his father and
Speaker 1: by the industry and by like the situation that he
Speaker 1: was in that I think it almost as like tough
Speaker 1: to even like wage or what his sexuality was because
Speaker 1: there's just there was a lot going on. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he was a like disturbed person from a a
Speaker 1: probably very young age, and I honestly feel like he
Speaker 1: was one of those pop stars where I mean this
Speaker 1: is obvious, but like things happened to him rather than
Speaker 1: him making things happen. The most part, well, he was abused.
Speaker 1: It was abused, and the middle Eligo kind of like
Speaker 1: putting him on that journey, like just there was just
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff like you can't. I think we'll
Speaker 1: spend the rest of our own individual lines like parsing
Speaker 1: that out unless they make like a seven part documentary
Speaker 1: about him, which they've tried. Well, they made like the
Speaker 1: four part documentary about him, but that's not seven seven.
Speaker 1: I think what Bowen saying is he needs three more
Speaker 1: part I need a documentary about his career or not
Speaker 1: about Neverland? Do you know what I mean? Neverland as
Speaker 1: a concept is really scary crazy. Yeah, this feels incredibly
Speaker 1: cathartic to have to finally have the moment where the
Speaker 1: culture because you because because you love him, if you
Speaker 1: find him important, influential, well he that for sure. But
Speaker 1: also it feels like you guys are expressing something. It
Speaker 1: feels like you have been holding back talking about Do
Speaker 1: you ever feel like you hold back on talking about
Speaker 1: him sometimes that maybe maybe that's true, and I do.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting because I think he's I think Hans
Speaker 1: is right for some reason. It's not I don't think
Speaker 1: it's deliberate. I don't think it is that we haven't
Speaker 1: talked about him, and yet it is weird that we
Speaker 1: haven't talked about him. I actually I have to say
Speaker 1: there must have been a time, like in the old
Speaker 1: days where we did, because I'm thinking now like if
Speaker 1: we never talked about him, that really is crazy. But
Speaker 1: also you have to remember, like that man has been
Speaker 1: dead for a long time, longer than we think and realize.
Speaker 1: I remember because I remember it was the summer that
Speaker 1: I was coming out of the closet and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I imprinted on that. Where were you
Speaker 1: when he died? I think I was on vacation, and
Speaker 1: I remember it was the first celebrity death that affected
Speaker 1: me that I actually got it was old enough to
Speaker 1: actually care about the person who died. Yeah, yeah, what's
Speaker 1: your favorite Michael Jackson the video for Remember the Time,
Speaker 1: you know what? I really like you along? I mean
Speaker 1: you that song, I don't I might be not as
Speaker 1: literate as I and then and listen whatever, but the
Speaker 1: thing is like he definitely is this thing like I remember,
Speaker 1: like I Want Again. I'm gonna bring up the Guardians
Speaker 1: of the Galaxy Ryan to calipoint of again because they
Speaker 1: also play I Want You Back sometimes in that song
Speaker 1: the Jackson Five, which also again this culture. But they
Speaker 1: started the song and we were like yeah, and then
Speaker 1: like we all at the same time in the car,
Speaker 1: Everyone in the car was like, and it is this
Speaker 1: thing of like, it's this it's this weird thing about
Speaker 1: consumption of Michael Jackson that I think like people that
Speaker 1: are you know, you know, aware of everything that went down,
Speaker 1: like really does think about like consuming his stuff. Like
Speaker 1: when that Man in the Mirror came on, I remember
Speaker 1: being like, oh, this is such a good song and
Speaker 1: the was coming from a place stuffing, but I ain't
Speaker 1: streaming it. I'm not like supporting that a state. I
Speaker 1: think the whole thing is fucked up. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: were danced around it. But I believe he molested. Oh
Speaker 1: he did, he did. I mean, like all these kids
Speaker 1: wouldn't be saying And it's also like all that was
Speaker 1: coming out in a time pre like believe victims, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it was really a time
Speaker 1: when like the media was just like shuffling these kids
Speaker 1: out and then like they went away and like nothing happened.
Speaker 1: And because what happened because the person you would believe
Speaker 1: the least in any situation as a child or not
Speaker 1: that they were like children when they you know, they
Speaker 1: came forward, but it was just like, well you were
Speaker 1: kids back then, and maybe remember it differently. Like that
Speaker 1: is like the perfect storm of like all these things
Speaker 1: that people can like love against you and the trauma
Speaker 1: of like like apparent Like like I remember the whole
Speaker 1: thing was like, well their parents are looking for money,
Speaker 1: and it's like like all these parents are trotting out
Speaker 1: their kids for money, like the trauma that that would do,
Speaker 1: like just the levels of trauma on trauma on trauma
Speaker 1: that those kids had to deal with and probably are
Speaker 1: still dealing with. But it is it is interesting that
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about and only Hans is someone who
Speaker 1: has this bird's eye view the overseers, the overseers, we
Speaker 1: want you to help us UM with this, with this
Speaker 1: with one UM announcement and it's never one six version.
Speaker 1: Do you know? Do you know one in a million
Speaker 1: from his congeniality. I am sad to say I've never
Speaker 1: seen miss congeniality put it on. You love the lists
Speaker 1: of shame. I know you'll love it. No, don't, don't know.
Speaker 1: We're not shaping you can't shame. Don't tell Sandy. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I won't tell Sandy. No, he's gonna tell Sandy. I
Speaker 1: won't tell Sandy. He's gonna tell Sandy and he can text.
Speaker 1: What should I tell Sandy? Don't tell her I haven't
Speaker 1: seen miss tell her. Our head of content has not seen.
Speaker 1: Do not text her that I won't. I won't. She
Speaker 1: She would be like, Oh that's okay, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: she'd be okay with it, because you want to know
Speaker 1: what so many millions saw it. What does she care?
Speaker 1: I think she's doing. I think she's doing fabulous. Do
Speaker 1: you call her Sandy? You're she kind of like demands
Speaker 1: you call her Sandy. She goes by that, He goes
Speaker 1: by that, So it's Sandy. And we could all if
Speaker 1: anybody in this building called her Sandy, she would want that. Fine,
Speaker 1: So you have some homework Before the next episode of
Speaker 1: Last Coach, we'll be record. You are to watch miss congeniality,
Speaker 1: and I would like to hear a report can do
Speaker 1: thank you ahead of content? It was fabulous and before
Speaker 1: you go, um, just we really do. Thank you and
Speaker 1: we love being a part of and you are in
Speaker 1: the l congratulations, thank you both for being part of
Speaker 1: the b MPU. He's been goodbye, goodbye Hans see and
Speaker 1: this is like, this is exposing to the readers the
Speaker 1: fabric of our life. Everyone's everyone. People are curious about
Speaker 1: Hans though they are always going because we always refer
Speaker 1: to him as hot out of content. Hans, Well, everybody
Speaker 1: get are there pictures of Hans or their pictures of
Speaker 1: an or their pictures of Doug are their pictures freaks
Speaker 1: fucking google it, bitch, google it, bitch. Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: Number one hut. But the way you should just say
Speaker 1: one in a million from his conginality one in a
Speaker 1: million congeality version where there's the dance break, yes, when
Speaker 1: they're all the statue, iconic number bedding Field the iconic
Speaker 1: theme song to the Hills, a song about life and
Speaker 1: then a song about experiencing things. A song that Josh
Speaker 1: Sharp played at his Horns meet to disco sort of
Speaker 1: parody party at three dollar Bill a month ago his
Speaker 1: DJs that was just playing and written by Natasha Beddingfield,
Speaker 1: over and over and over again. Natasha Beddingfield said, Chapters
Speaker 1: Chapters Era's Eons of Life. Natasha Beddingfield said, standing outside
Speaker 1: in the rain, I need to clean my damn windows.
Speaker 1: Their dirty. And you know what I I just when
Speaker 1: she said the this, the that was a good vocal.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Number battlefield Jordan sparks, Why does why does
Speaker 1: love always feel like a battlefield? Guess you'd better go
Speaker 1: get your armor, Come on, come on, aims status But
Speaker 1: this is after am so true, king, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying it gives a bat. Why does it
Speaker 1: like like like two asterisks and like in like uppercase
Speaker 1: on lower case spot Why does love always feel like that?
Speaker 1: And then like and then like spaces between spaces in
Speaker 1: between each B, A T T, and then like at
Speaker 1: the bottom bottom bottom, you have to scroll down to
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of the aime profile and then
Speaker 1: it would go dot dot dot better get your armor
Speaker 1: period x O. I never meant this, and it would
Speaker 1: say dinner later one break the ice Britney spears from
Speaker 1: the Blackout album. This is like culture culture, You're in
Speaker 1: the club. That's all there is to say. Baby, It's you,
Speaker 1: Joe Joe, Baby It's You is truly a great pop song.
Speaker 1: Remember when you came to l A and we went
Speaker 1: to the Academy. We were listening to it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I put on the version, which I kind of think
Speaker 1: it is better than the two tho. I would agree, Well,
Speaker 1: she's a better singer now, It's yeah, like that doesn't
Speaker 1: always happen with these young these young things, these young girls.
Speaker 1: Do you know? The music video was shot at six
Speaker 1: Flags Magic Mountain. You told me this, and then there's
Speaker 1: there's just some it'll cut away from her and just
Speaker 1: be a shot of like a roller coaster doing a loop.
Speaker 1: I mean, there was something so beautiful about that time
Speaker 1: in our lines and we were teenagers, like all you
Speaker 1: have to do is just go to six Flags with
Speaker 1: friends over the summer. That was it, and that that's
Speaker 1: all you need to do over is now you got
Speaker 1: a TikTok and you gotta so much, so much. There's
Speaker 1: just so much business, so much on the plate. And
Speaker 1: I really I hope, I hope there's um back to basics.
Speaker 1: We need to go back to basics. Numb foolish. See
Speaker 1: my days are cool with you alow and then a
Speaker 1: hug and taking no more, I keep on running back
Speaker 1: to you. I was really, I was like, can we
Speaker 1: see her not be with jaw Rule for a second?
Speaker 1: And then she did and I loved it, and we
Speaker 1: didn't really get that much more of it. No and
Speaker 1: jaw Rule. It's like you always hear Ashanti's angelic voice
Speaker 1: and then you have to hear no and jaw Rule.
Speaker 1: We're giving him too many passes. Still flop. Post Firefest,
Speaker 1: I think people were still like jaw Rule. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Firefest thing should have been revealing, um you know, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: one fact pals. Matt Rogers, how does it feel to
Speaker 1: be on the list post? He's a little obsest to
Speaker 1: be justified. Should I perform it? Mhmm, Me and you.
Speaker 1: We used to fight like boom boom. Now it's together
Speaker 1: with the fagots. Yeah, we have fagats. I think I
Speaker 1: didn't really hit my one of my notes that was,
Speaker 1: don't don't do that, don't go there. Okay, you must
Speaker 1: just revel in the fact that Maren Morris herself that
Speaker 1: was unbelie of a ball has has had that memory
Speaker 1: in her for years at this point, and she said
Speaker 1: fag pals on the show, which I felt was transcendent.
Speaker 1: Have we gotten any note from any She probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: have said. No, no, no, no no. And I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in that. I'm not saying I'm I'm not, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying, isn't it kind of remarkable? I would I
Speaker 1: would not be remarking on that if it weren't for
Speaker 1: the fact that everyone is okay with no everyone was
Speaker 1: on board. Also, I have to say something the fact
Speaker 1: that she was able to get the Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills in the video saying that they want to
Speaker 1: see us when can we come, can we come see you?
Speaker 1: They have no idea who we are or what we do.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to ask her my marry and
Speaker 1: I'm like what Because she said they love you as
Speaker 1: much as you love them. I'm like, that's not true,
Speaker 1: that cannot be true. Kyle Richards doesn't know who I am.
Speaker 1: Sutton's like, I don't know her from Adam. I don't
Speaker 1: know these two and Yang and Yang. I think I
Speaker 1: know her. I know Crystal Kung mink all okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Number Angel, Sarah McLaughlin in the arms of the End,
Speaker 1: I know now. It's like you know rife. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's very easy to parody it or just kind of it.
Speaker 1: It's it's manipulative in the way that it is that
Speaker 1: we know it to be. But you don't get there
Speaker 1: without being a great song. First and foremost. The fact
Speaker 1: is like a spc A did that by enlisting Sarah.
Speaker 1: They said, this is the way we're going to tug
Speaker 1: the heartstrings of America. And it worked, and it worked.
Speaker 1: So many more dogs have homes because a young girl
Speaker 1: put pen to paper. That's art. That's connections that you fear.
Speaker 1: We are pulled from the Wreckage of Roy in the
Speaker 1: some comf hunting voice, not unlike fucking run Liz Fair
Speaker 1: Old Liz Old, Liz O g Lizz, which is just
Speaker 1: as good as why Can't I list Fair? I put
Speaker 1: this on today on the way here, I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta listen to White, can't I? It's giving thirteen
Speaker 1: going on thirty montage a perfect song now pop music
Speaker 1: quick quaking when Liz Fair said, I'm getting in on it.
Speaker 1: That bridge, that bridge, okay, speaking of um marin vocals
Speaker 1: six the middle Z. But really, Marion Morris, take a
Speaker 1: see right on the stave. I mean the little places
Speaker 1: she finds, the choices she makes it. Why don't you
Speaker 1: just gives me me and the middle? Baby? Have you seen?
Speaker 1: You've seen that New York Times video? Right, We've talked
Speaker 1: about it on this podcast. There's that New York Times
Speaker 1: video about like songwriting. Um, let's let's pause real fast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, someone is arriving. Okay, someone is arriving.
Speaker 1: Um alright, ready? No, the middle thing about like how
Speaker 1: everyone in town wanted to sing that but you but
Speaker 1: you haven't seen this New York Times video about something
Speaker 1: like the songwrit like making a song yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Yeah, and there's like there's like a larger piece.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the same thing, but it talks about how
Speaker 1: like singers were sending in their demos for it, and
Speaker 1: they picked Miss Marion and they and they and they
Speaker 1: nailed it, nailed it, massive class on it. That is
Speaker 1: how you sing pop music. I just can'mple. I'm gabbed
Speaker 1: that she. I mean, she did the show. She did
Speaker 1: the show. Sorry not to make that about us, but
Speaker 1: like episode, but she was such a natural. She was
Speaker 1: just like so like, she was great, so great to
Speaker 1: talk to. You gotta listen to the married and episode.
Speaker 1: If you haven't speaking of someone, we'd need to get
Speaker 1: one on the show everywhere, Michelle Branch. This is a
Speaker 1: song not unlike the Middle where in the last chorus,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we have another guy. Have another guest.
Speaker 1: Get into the we're we're live, We're tell everyone who's here.
Speaker 1: We have another guest. We have another guest, and who
Speaker 1: are you tell them? She is? She's here to celebrate
Speaker 1: our big three? Wow? What the fun is going on?
Speaker 1: Do you want a little mimosa? Yeah, I'll get a cup. No,
Speaker 1: we'll get Wait, can we get a cup in here.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I need the cup first of all iconic
Speaker 1: jump oh. I actually reminded me of one that you
Speaker 1: wore almost a year ago today when when we did
Speaker 1: um in this very room one did we did a
Speaker 1: really fun episode of this particular podcast. We did an
Speaker 1: incredible episode. And the reason I was in that is
Speaker 1: because that was sort of my rhinal plastic where I
Speaker 1: remember he had a bit of it. He had a
Speaker 1: bit of a shiny scar on his nose. I had
Speaker 1: a sort of a scar. You see. It's really gone down,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, and so I will make it
Speaker 1: so we are sort of you know, for everyone out
Speaker 1: there who's like forgot why they started listening to this,
Speaker 1: because it's been hours. Um, we have been here since
Speaker 1: ten am. It's one fifty six. We are recording a
Speaker 1: three part episode celebration this is the Great Global song Book,
Speaker 1: and we've got some friends popping in. Greta was on
Speaker 1: the last episode. Darcy Carton has just come in and
Speaker 1: isn't it that sorry to do this but on a
Speaker 1: league of their own. My name is Greta and on
Speaker 1: your show, can I tell you it felt like kiss
Speaker 1: it that this be the thing I booked because it
Speaker 1: really to be kept being called Darcy. It really feels
Speaker 1: so good for me. Cheers. Oh my god, my god,
Speaker 1: what an absolute whirlwind through a pleasure. I mean, we
Speaker 1: just texted people this morning. Everyone's coming in because they
Speaker 1: want to. I came out of a pilates class and
Speaker 1: I actually know because it started off that. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it did. What happened. I came late to my class
Speaker 1: just a minute, but they had already started and I
Speaker 1: was in the front of the class. Everybody could see me,
Speaker 1: and I reached for the strap, and guys, the teacher said,
Speaker 1: we're not using straps, excuse and I was humiliated. I
Speaker 1: started off humiliated in that tone. She still she probably started,
Speaker 1: but it didn't need to say it. She could have
Speaker 1: whispered it. She could have just kind of given me
Speaker 1: like a emotion too. So then I started off off
Speaker 1: and no, I wasn't centered. And is that why I'm hearing? Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm here to talk about that. But we need to
Speaker 1: we need to always gauge. And the temperature today was
Speaker 1: sort of off kilter pilateius and now it's sort of
Speaker 1: like day Mimosa on a Friday, and Trammell spell. I'm
Speaker 1: also reminded of the time that you tossed up that
Speaker 1: what was the thing you tossed up and caught remember,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it was an orange juice bottle, but it
Speaker 1: was ange. Yeah, like it was nighttime, so it was
Speaker 1: a water it was it was a kombucha. It was
Speaker 1: iced tea. Yeah, something like that. It was something in
Speaker 1: the air with darcy things moving. It's called it's called
Speaker 1: Jenna Jaum. Okay, So don't hit your damn head talking
Speaker 1: about being off kilter. Come on, we're not doing the
Speaker 1: strap We're not doing straps. I'm so sorry, of course no.
Speaker 1: And I I could have just looked at the person
Speaker 1: next to me and hi, everybody, she says, Hans is
Speaker 1: in there. He just kind of he kind of came in,
Speaker 1: and you know what was interesting what he told us.
Speaker 1: We said, well, how did it come up? We were
Speaker 1: just like, do you what do you think is missing
Speaker 1: from this list of songs? And he said, it feels
Speaker 1: like you guys have deliberately avoided talking about this one
Speaker 1: thing in the culture that is so huge. What do
Speaker 1: you think he said, like, you guys have never talked
Speaker 1: about this one person in the culture, even though he's
Speaker 1: been can you guess even though he's like he is
Speaker 1: culture and are you like specifically looking at me while yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I because he said that, and I immediately was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's this person. He was a kid I knew too
Speaker 1: styles Michael Jackson what Yeah, And then we talked interesting surreal,
Speaker 1: how do we even get? I mean, did you already
Speaker 1: talk about it? Talked about it? We're not gonna put
Speaker 1: you but what's fine? So what do you think? Really?
Speaker 1: I mean, I have, like, I have so many thoughts
Speaker 1: about it, and we don't have me shouldn't just because
Speaker 1: it's like so sad and I know it's so sad
Speaker 1: and it's so hard to talk about stuff like I mean,
Speaker 1: I think maybe the thesis statement is yeah, it's gonna ruin? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Should we proceed with the list? Let's okay, So we're
Speaker 1: at number a hundred and thirty four, then I can
Speaker 1: tell you that was the one that was the song
Speaker 1: that I brought up as being like, I wish I
Speaker 1: could feel like I could stream him responsibly. But this
Speaker 1: man in the mirror really is the ship. It is amazing.
Speaker 1: Number one is la La Ashley Simpson The Great. It
Speaker 1: adds La La to the canon, this was a song
Speaker 1: about dressing up like a French maid, sort of getting
Speaker 1: so horny that you wanted to suck everywhere everywhere. Yeah, now, okay,
Speaker 1: So like I feel like, and I haven't looked at
Speaker 1: a single song on this list, I feel like I
Speaker 1: will probably know. Ye what I know from this song
Speaker 1: is that she goes like you make me feel la la?
Speaker 1: Is that even close? Okay? That's all I know. La
Speaker 1: la is a verb. You make me want a la
Speaker 1: la on the kitchen, on the floor, will be your
Speaker 1: French maid when I meet you at the door. I'm
Speaker 1: like an alley cat. Drink the milk up, I want more,
Speaker 1: which to me has come? Wait, but do alec hats
Speaker 1: drink come? I bet if they had nothing else, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you were hungry enough, I drink command milk. I
Speaker 1: do both honey and cats. They can't tell them part.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, poor cats, just like putting that on them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And here's actually Simpson sort of like acting like a
Speaker 1: fucking feral cat, Like that's how horny she is. Like
Speaker 1: her boyfriend at the time, Ryan Cabrera, and you know
Speaker 1: what walked down the aisle recently. Yeah, I believe two
Speaker 1: of them. Nope, nope, he walked down the aisle with
Speaker 1: somebody else. And I want to say that I read
Speaker 1: that maybe like she one of his songs was being
Speaker 1: played or something. Oh, I hope, I hope it was.
Speaker 1: This is true. I actually had that Ryan Cabrera album
Speaker 1: because I was such a huge Ashley Simpson fan that
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I have to support her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: Ashlee Simpson. Ash Lee, and she was lying. When someone
Speaker 1: someone is a cat, when someone describes themselves as a cat,
Speaker 1: you better be Selina Kyle, no one else. If anyone
Speaker 1: else says that there are a cat, you know you're weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because maybe that maybe that's too much because the three
Speaker 1: of us dog people, and so the fact that you
Speaker 1: answered with the wolf makes me feel like she speaks dog.
Speaker 1: But you wouldn't be like I'm a dog. Never. People
Speaker 1: look are literally out here being like I'm a cat's
Speaker 1: and why Well, I guess I was about to say,
Speaker 1: like why is cat inherently sexy? But they are pretty
Speaker 1: sex themselves. They're so in their body they actually need
Speaker 1: to lick themselves to clean themselves, to actually clean them Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how they shower. Yeah, I don't mean to, you know,
Speaker 1: violently say people who pretend to be cats are foolish.
Speaker 1: I just think it's I just I find it strange. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do cats ever get washed by the hands of a human?
Speaker 1: That's actually a really good question. I think the way
Speaker 1: they bathe themselves is fully their own doing, right. But
Speaker 1: because also when you see a wet cat, it's so upset,
Speaker 1: but something like, what's so cute when the cat likes it?
Speaker 1: When they like to be wet. There's some cats that
Speaker 1: are like dogs that just love to go in the water,
Speaker 1: like you know, like when a cat is a dog.
Speaker 1: I love it. Oh, for sure, it's so rare, so rare,
Speaker 1: But that's so cute when a cat is a dog
Speaker 1: and when they're wet, they're as thin as a piece
Speaker 1: of paper, like paper, Hollywood, Hollywood goals. Okay, the next
Speaker 1: song Love Myself Steinfeld. So it's well established on this
Speaker 1: podcast that Hellie Steinfeld is. Yeah, she's the queen of
Speaker 1: pop and she has influence over the rest of the girls.
Speaker 1: First when she comes out with the song, it sort
Speaker 1: of sets a new tone. When Love Myself came out,
Speaker 1: God damn it, I love this song. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: when she goes in. My favorite part is the at
Speaker 1: the end of the bridge when she goes scream might screaming,
Speaker 1: and then it's like the thing goes. Don't don't remember
Speaker 1: the movie Blockers, Yes, oh yeah. I was like, it's like,
Speaker 1: it's like their song. We liked the song, and then
Speaker 1: the lesbians kiss when the final chorus comes in on
Speaker 1: this nine name rocks. This is I don't really remember
Speaker 1: Hailey as a pop star before the song. Was she
Speaker 1: her coming out? This was her? This was her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was her first big single true grit for music exactly.
Speaker 1: It was her sort of coming out in music. And
Speaker 1: now it's like, I don't even. I don't know do
Speaker 1: we primarily consider her an actress or a singer or
Speaker 1: is she just simply a star? And boy, I think
Speaker 1: she's a star in Boat. I think she's m who
Speaker 1: who's like this? Who was like this like twenty years ago?
Speaker 1: Scar nominated actress? Yeah? Yeah, come on to be an
Speaker 1: OSCAR nominated actress and then to like dabble and pop
Speaker 1: and have it hit so hard? Who's done that? There's
Speaker 1: a lot of songs that are bobs to like, for example,
Speaker 1: Damna and also most girls strong and small and beautiful,
Speaker 1: smart and strong, And I said start and strong. That's
Speaker 1: in a different language. Clock it is amost of the
Speaker 1: room is not really well. Let the next song on
Speaker 1: the list on two ours are sealed by Hillary and
Speaker 1: Haley Duff. And now a lot of people are gonna
Speaker 1: think we're gonna talk about the original not here the
Speaker 1: cover how cute. I think it was like a gap
Speaker 1: commercial where they were singing this song or a commercial
Speaker 1: for something. Probably let's gap snack, you know, candy candy,
Speaker 1: it's giving candy Madden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rave girl. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My dumbass growing up in high school thought was Steve
Speaker 1: Madden's sort of the most the nicest shoe. I thought
Speaker 1: that at the time. And he's right now he just
Speaker 1: got so hard. Yeah, he's like, oh, he's like Steve,
Speaker 1: Steve made this nice one. Remember, I think I think
Speaker 1: it was. My mother actually told me it was the
Speaker 1: nicest shoe. You remember, she bought me some Steve Maddens
Speaker 1: and was like, and you know, there's a Steve Madden.
Speaker 1: I know it was really the shoe because it's the
Speaker 1: damn anytime anytime anything has a name, like a Steve
Speaker 1: Madden or like like it's named after someone you're like,
Speaker 1: oh designer, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hello, hello, look
Speaker 1: at me. I'm like racking my brain for one name
Speaker 1: that I could say it now. Smith was the name
Speaker 1: Rick Perry, Perry, Rick Perry famous. I wish she would
Speaker 1: start stepping into and away from a garbage you know
Speaker 1: who actually has a really chic design her name this sucks.
Speaker 1: Marco Rubio. Yeah, that's a great name, twid that he
Speaker 1: could Shakespeare. Have you ever done Shakespeare? Yeah? I love it.
Speaker 1: I live for it. Oh yeah you do? Yeah? Number
Speaker 1: graduation friends forever Okay, wow, holy sh it. Yeah remember
Speaker 1: where we were when graduated? Oh yeah, we do high school.
Speaker 1: Two of my best friends and I put a purple
Speaker 1: flower in our hair and we got a little drunk.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. Ye drunk, not too drunk, just like
Speaker 1: like like secret drunk where it was kind of like
Speaker 1: nobody knows. When you were singing this song, there's that
Speaker 1: lyric where we're gonna be when we turn, and then
Speaker 1: it just and then you were like that so far
Speaker 1: away and now look at us. Yeah. The answer is
Speaker 1: like when you're when you're five, it's like you're where
Speaker 1: you're going to be. It's probably still like seeing everyone
Speaker 1: in the pretty much the same show a lot of times, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of times, like really probably attending one or
Speaker 1: nine weddings. Yeah, but you didn't know that before. You
Speaker 1: thought when when you were eighteen eighteen, you thought you
Speaker 1: would be a completely different businesswoman for example, yea working
Speaker 1: on a magazine. Yeah, oh my god. And it was
Speaker 1: just a little bit, just a little bit out of
Speaker 1: high school. Literally as we go, do you guys think
Speaker 1: of this as high school graduation or college? For sure?
Speaker 1: High school? Yeah, okay, you guys want to know something.
Speaker 1: They taught us this song in the fifth grade for
Speaker 1: fifth grade graduation. Yeah, remember the concept of that grade graduation?
Speaker 1: We did it. It was like we put on little
Speaker 1: cow some gowns and everything, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fun? Ye too much? There's two graduations. They're called
Speaker 1: high school and that's what they're called. And if you're
Speaker 1: a damn doctor, med school, oh yeah, that's true, and
Speaker 1: a lawyer, lawyer whatever whatever the caps are of little hexagons.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care. Such college graduation you did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I straight up skipped it, and I kind of pretend
Speaker 1: to be a Hero because my brother's high school graduation
Speaker 1: and my college graduation were the same day, and my
Speaker 1: mom was like what to do, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll take one for the team and skip it. But
Speaker 1: I really just like didn't want to go. So I
Speaker 1: kind of I kind of put on like the hero cape,
Speaker 1: like I'm taking I'm like a really good daughter, and
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make my parents decide. But instead
Speaker 1: I just like slept in. Yeah, that's hot, that is
Speaker 1: so badass. I performed at my well, yeah, I sang
Speaker 1: a song called learn to Love and Live on the
Speaker 1: field of Yankee Stadium. You and I had such different
Speaker 1: fucking I was so depressed that day. You were and
Speaker 1: you guys were together, were you? Well, we weren't like together.
Speaker 1: We were not sitting together because we we were different programs.
Speaker 1: But I sat with the kids. You did that isn't
Speaker 1: that dark? I sat with the Tische kids, and I
Speaker 1: looked around and then everyone was so excited. My family
Speaker 1: didn't come because I was I was going to fly
Speaker 1: out the next day to visit them and to see
Speaker 1: them in Europe and then we're gonna do like they
Speaker 1: didn't come to graduate because back then it was like
Speaker 1: I get it. They were like we can't afford like
Speaker 1: the taking in the hotel, and so we're just gonna
Speaker 1: how you just meet us in Rome, you know, like
Speaker 1: the day after your graduation. Was like that's fine, But
Speaker 1: then like I didn't realize that the day on the day,
Speaker 1: I would feel so sad because I was just by
Speaker 1: myself and it was just and then I was terrified
Speaker 1: for like what life was going to be like, and
Speaker 1: it was it was it was sad. That was This
Speaker 1: is before Blin and I were like very bad friend
Speaker 1: so we were close friends. But I actually was with
Speaker 1: like all those like did you that was? That was
Speaker 1: Matt's little tische era. I went, yeah, your actor era.
Speaker 1: I I literally I mean going. We sang a song
Speaker 1: called do you remember this learned to Love and Live,
Speaker 1: which was maybe we maybe we can learn to love
Speaker 1: and live. The world is different? Why should I stay
Speaker 1: the same? Acceptance can lead the way to change, and
Speaker 1: it's time. It's time to say that together we can
Speaker 1: make history. Now is where our lives begin. Stop and
Speaker 1: take it all in tish as I can like picture
Speaker 1: the like tent three year old that wrote that that
Speaker 1: I like just graduated. He was twenty. There were two
Speaker 1: of them, um, and it became like the sea and
Speaker 1: I sang it in the show that we did every year,
Speaker 1: and then on the field the Yankee Stadium in front
Speaker 1: of Sonya Soto, mayor, our speaker, God and everyone, we
Speaker 1: sang it. And I remember feeling so emotional that I
Speaker 1: was performing on the stage of Yankee Stadium. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: my wait. I just said high school, but what I
Speaker 1: meant to say is elementary school, green Brook, green Brook.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you're in my school, green Brook,
Speaker 1: green Brook. Everybody's really cool. Okay, then something like we
Speaker 1: gotta we got a nice cream social ana, talent show too,
Speaker 1: something something at home, work to do? Ready, right, green
Speaker 1: Brook Brook. Everybody, that's really good. It's really catch you.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you're my school readers. I wish
Speaker 1: you could see. This is myle that match just gave.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It really just lift your spirit. Really,
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you the song that I learned
Speaker 1: at Boys State? Remember Boys State? Well, that four hour documentary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I went to Boys State to work and we
Speaker 1: also had to learn a song and that went here
Speaker 1: in the Cherry Valley Boys State Campus rings with cheer.
Speaker 1: That's where our Legion Boys State meets this year. We
Speaker 1: learn to Live Together, Learn Democracy, a meunting part for
Speaker 1: color cream and the chanality. Everyone was white but less catchy,
Speaker 1: although maybe yeah, but you sang it beautifully. Yeah, number
Speaker 1: one hundred. Yeah, I want to contribute one song, which
Speaker 1: which is another song we learned in the fifth grade.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Celebrate Celebrate celebration of you and We celebrate, Celebrate,
Speaker 1: Celebrate you and me. Hey love rate and Me the
Speaker 1: song about it Celebrate Celebrate a celebration of Celebrate, Celebrate,
Speaker 1: Celebrate you and me, se and Me. That rock all
Speaker 1: three of these songs. Yeah, they're so long on the list.
Speaker 1: What about this one? The rain forest, the tropical rain forest,
Speaker 1: as that would have to save the rainfores? Yeah, didn't work,
Speaker 1: Like readers, I'm waving my hands back all that beauty,
Speaker 1: the rainforest, that tropical rainforest, all the dealing, all that beauty,
Speaker 1: and then I think there was a rap a rap.
Speaker 1: I do believe there was a rap. I don't believe
Speaker 1: there was a rap. Numb London Bridge Fergy, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's real. Started everything for for when I come
Speaker 1: to the club step beside. What a genius. She was
Speaker 1: one of the most brilliant minds. She's alive and well,
Speaker 1: but I feel well good as dead. Her Imperial pays
Speaker 1: pop star face is over dead. I think she has
Speaker 1: another another something in her. She's pretty high up on
Speaker 1: the list. She's she's a few more. She has the
Speaker 1: which we are alone or but there's more? Alright, we
Speaker 1: just gotta keep going. Yeah we do, because we're singing
Speaker 1: high school now. But I don't regret. There's got to
Speaker 1: be more to life. Stacy Rico, thank you for putting
Speaker 1: this on the list. You're welcome. I mean Christian legend.
Speaker 1: She was so Christian. She really could sing though, Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah Christians. Yeah, Christians can sing culture. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's ruler culture number seven eight. A Christian can sing
Speaker 1: more than that later, But stuck is a great song.
Speaker 1: Stuck on you, I hate you, but I love you.
Speaker 1: I can't think it. Yeah, how Stacy are I don't
Speaker 1: fucking recognize that? To even Na every said, but let
Speaker 1: me live, dude, that is signly. I want to be bad.
Speaker 1: Make bad looks so good. She's so good at being bad.
Speaker 1: It's one of the baddest bitches. Yeah, she's bad. I
Speaker 1: always thought she was going to be huge. Yeah, probably
Speaker 1: did too, got it got really crowded, you know, probably
Speaker 1: did it? Did? I think she's fair better today? Will
Speaker 1: I come back? There's a there's a willows a willow
Speaker 1: shaped space for you. There is there is there's a
Speaker 1: willow hole. Will we want you to look? We want
Speaker 1: you guys? Can we keep moving? Yeah? You gotta be
Speaker 1: you got to be bad. You got any wise, She's
Speaker 1: so right, she's so right, She really got she had
Speaker 1: something with that, goddamn. Because women have to be everything.
Speaker 1: You speak to that as a woman in the industry,
Speaker 1: woman in the industry, you have to be bad, You
Speaker 1: have to be bold, you have to be wiser honestly though,
Speaker 1: you really do. And then he turned forty and they
Speaker 1: forget about you. Oh my god, we know that's not true.
Speaker 1: Very season three now streaming. Perfect Day Hoku Christian Ho
Speaker 1: that's her full name. Yeah, I didn't know that until
Speaker 1: the second And although is it possible that you've said
Speaker 1: that on this podcast before we were talking about on
Speaker 1: the podcasts about I think that I have heard that.
Speaker 1: So Perfect Day. So she's sort of has two songs
Speaker 1: of note Perfect Nothing in My Way, which appears here,
Speaker 1: and then also um Icontly from the film snow Day
Speaker 1: another dumb blonde, Oh snow Days. All Right, that's okay,
Speaker 1: you never love me any way, and I think it's time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just move on. Yeah, Yeah, it's all right,
Speaker 1: it's all right, it's all right. This memory, God, he's
Speaker 1: got it. We've got to move on. Yeah, Number Come
Speaker 1: Clean remix Hillary Duff drug Alert. You're doing You're on
Speaker 1: a drug when you listen to this, hope so interesting,
Speaker 1: better be tripping wool oh. He's like, honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's any better beginning of a song. Then let's
Speaker 1: go back back to the beginning, and then then back
Speaker 1: to when the Earth, the Sun, the stars all alive
Speaker 1: like Hillary Duff, like truly being like select cosmic profess vibe. Absolutely, yes,
Speaker 1: that's what she is. In this song. You can picture
Speaker 1: her waving her comes around like she's like the rain
Speaker 1: for the tropical Rain for okay. Number one overlooked songs,
Speaker 1: So thank youst listen and a lot of her popular
Speaker 1: songs don't appear. Sorry but a cool is I think
Speaker 1: it's trapped. Four on Love Angel music. Baby, It's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite songs of all time, and it has
Speaker 1: one of the best music videos. Such a good music video.
Speaker 1: This is just like, this is one of those songs
Speaker 1: where it's like if you know you know, if you
Speaker 1: know you know. And she said blondes can be brunette
Speaker 1: and still ben Yeah, she did, and she was and
Speaker 1: she is she did, she was she about anything on
Speaker 1: cool just then cool? Know what I love in the
Speaker 1: second verse when she um when she says her last
Speaker 1: oh no, look cool, and there's like a tear in
Speaker 1: her eye in the video, you can hear the tier
Speaker 1: and the tear in her eye in the video. You
Speaker 1: know that the second they called cut, she was like,
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I got it, I did it.
Speaker 1: I also wonder if she did that dirt with the
Speaker 1: track playing, or she did it a bunch of times
Speaker 1: in the wild. I love I want to know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: totally give me just give me, give me a moment
Speaker 1: when directed it, Yeah, hold on, that's giving us the finger.
Speaker 1: He's being Gwen. He's saying, give me a moment. I'm
Speaker 1: getting there. You know what I love? I love I
Speaker 1: love getting to do a series where I got to
Speaker 1: do that because a couple of times. I do have
Speaker 1: to spoiler aler I did get to do that thing
Speaker 1: where I was like, yeah, I can see you doing that,
Speaker 1: like with with a hand up, just like looking at
Speaker 1: someone sort of noting like it's not a good time,
Speaker 1: and then having people be like and you're on camera
Speaker 1: or you're like getting ready to do your scene. It
Speaker 1: was like I was like in the dressing room, I'm
Speaker 1: like listening to your song or whatever, and none of
Speaker 1: them and none of them were working. And then the
Speaker 1: reason I ended up being able to cry because I
Speaker 1: was so frustrated and upset that I wasn't getting there.
Speaker 1: That's good because that can really throw a wrench in
Speaker 1: the old wheels when you start getting in your head
Speaker 1: about yeah and then you're like like, oh, fuck me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like an honest, actual emotions like cass as
Speaker 1: long as it's looking like, yeah, um, I have a
Speaker 1: playlist on my phone for crying song you do. I
Speaker 1: want you to share it with me, and I want
Speaker 1: to see actually one of things. Yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: could all use that. It's along. They don't always work
Speaker 1: every day, you know, so you kind of got to
Speaker 1: scroll through and you're like, h this one's not working.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to share the note that that
Speaker 1: andrew On gave me on on the movie, but that's
Speaker 1: it's kind of a spoiler. Is there a way you
Speaker 1: can unspoil it? Okay? A sad I'm I'm going somewhere
Speaker 1: and he and I'm supposed to cry and he basically
Speaker 1: tells me, and like I was like producing and it
Speaker 1: was like it was I was like doing it. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like getting it. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing okay, but then he comes over.
Speaker 1: He goes imagine looking back and leaving behind the person
Speaker 1: you once were. It was like morning that and then
Speaker 1: immediately got and I was like yeah, and then I
Speaker 1: sobbing director that we worked with, um Desert Avon and
Speaker 1: I love that gave a similar note to a mind,
Speaker 1: like like the thing of like when when she sees
Speaker 1: this image of herself, she sees the girls she used
Speaker 1: to be and like and like and it really worked
Speaker 1: for her too, And I was just like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: like that's like she used to be mine of it all. Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: you know. Um So moving on from Cool, which really
Speaker 1: provoked an amazing discussion on acting and thank god thank you, Gwen.
Speaker 1: Um did you gave me just listen up? Yeah? She
Speaker 1: usten upon because number one twenty three is buttons and
Speaker 1: I have respected Nicole Scherzinger ever since too. That's when
Speaker 1: you started. No, I started during the pop stars. Oh
Speaker 1: but I mean like she was formidable, but but but Buttons.
Speaker 1: I was. I was a little to like Parl Clutchy
Speaker 1: with Don't Chat, And then Buttons came out and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's here to stay. And then stick when you came out,
Speaker 1: and it was like I remember I was, I was
Speaker 1: getting ready for school and I had music videos on
Speaker 1: because I used to like watch like MTV RVH one
Speaker 1: in the morning, getting ready eating breakfast, and stick what
Speaker 1: You came on and it was the Pussycats dolls, and
Speaker 1: all my mom had ever heard was like buttons and
Speaker 1: deep and like I don't give a book, keep looking
Speaker 1: them up with whatever um And the last note of
Speaker 1: stick with You, which is not this song, it's buttons
Speaker 1: um when she goes on the sticky and then my
Speaker 1: mom goes, hey, she has a nice voice. And my
Speaker 1: mom literally she like like like looked up from like
Speaker 1: the whatever she was doing. She's like, hey, Hey, she
Speaker 1: has a nice voice. Why is she pussy cats all
Speaker 1: like she's making it work? Yeah, that's right. She was like, um,
Speaker 1: she was teaching us. She was teaching us. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: she has a nice voice. Mommy, Christie, Christina, Chrissie, Katrina,
Speaker 1: kat you close, you got it? Richie and Trina fancy
Speaker 1: fancy all very well looking back it was a summer
Speaker 1: return eighteen. I don't either, but this is like one
Speaker 1: of the one of the best, one of the songs,
Speaker 1: one of those songs. Great. If you know it's so well,
Speaker 1: you better be doing it in karaoke. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, You better be doing karaoke. Immaterial Sophie, amazing song.
Speaker 1: I mean, we give it up beyond one my aunt's name,
Speaker 1: but that's neither here nor they're spelled differently, and I
Speaker 1: don't think it's the same person. I don't think so either.
Speaker 1: I think you would know, because you'd be rich. Tina
Speaker 1: Marie is so famous, so famous, so famous and rich.
Speaker 1: Number one nineteen. A boy like that, Rita Mreino Okay,
Speaker 1: Ariana found dead. Oh my god, wait, A boy like
Speaker 1: that recently said a lot on this podcast when you
Speaker 1: had those two fucking dollar Oh my god. I think
Speaker 1: Aaron Ala said a joke like that, that saying it's
Speaker 1: just that joke, it's it's a perfect opening to a song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that your brother and find another well not your
Speaker 1: own constick of your own can so we should say
Speaker 1: great version of that with um Ariana. No, um, yes,
Speaker 1: but not when I was bringing up it's Carol Burnett. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They used to do like musical like
Speaker 1: like mash ups, like like the fucking sixties. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they used to do very Matt and Bowen stuff. Yes,
Speaker 1: Caroline Burnett and Julian Andrews sort of got that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did this like Matt and bow They really they
Speaker 1: were like really, um, they understood it, you know, they
Speaker 1: were doing doing yeah lost cultures. Yeah, you're Carol, that's
Speaker 1: so great. That's interesting for me. I love you as
Speaker 1: Julie maybe, but you're a better vocalist, and Carol wasn't
Speaker 1: necessarily the better vocal but she Oh you guys, Carol
Speaker 1: and Annie Carol in any yeah, like formative life changing,
Speaker 1: truly life changing? Did you? Was that one of your cultures?
Speaker 1: If my idea, and it's been brought up on this podcast, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it wasn't it is? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I think now this goes back five plus years ago,
Speaker 1: my first time or something. But I think it was
Speaker 1: something like musicals or it would have. Yeah, Carol Burnett
Speaker 1: really like in Annie, really sort of broken open. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, we need to keep moving. Number one Christina Aguilera,
Speaker 1: number Christina Aguilera, Number one seventeen Reflection Lea Salonga. Now,
Speaker 1: these are very some of our songs. The one is English,
Speaker 1: one is Spanish. One is sang by an Asian person,
Speaker 1: Kissess the Girl. I like that. I like that English,
Speaker 1: I like me why guess Yes? Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Okay. Number one sixteen, Poor Unfortunate Souls. Carol,
Speaker 1: this is like a song that I think we take
Speaker 1: for granted. And I implore you. I mean, We've got
Speaker 1: a lot of songs here for you guys to listen
Speaker 1: to readers, but to go back and listen to this.
Speaker 1: It is. It is perfect, sucking, flawless, hilarious, sounds good.
Speaker 1: He tells a story. She is I just I just
Speaker 1: did kind of a deep dive on this song recently,
Speaker 1: really and and it was and I'm like blown away
Speaker 1: by right, yeah, think about the fact that, like, and
Speaker 1: also we should say shout out to Crystal Kungman Gooff's
Speaker 1: husband Rob who did the original character designed for Ursula,
Speaker 1: and then they found an amazing performer, Pat Carroll to
Speaker 1: embody that it's like one of those things where it's
Speaker 1: like you imagine that Ursula just sort of was it
Speaker 1: always has been. That's what they had to create her.
Speaker 1: And Ursula is iconic. And also there is not a
Speaker 1: better And I know that Robin Williams as the as
Speaker 1: the Genie looms large as a charm song in Disney
Speaker 1: or I'm just meaning like vocal performance in a Disney movie.
Speaker 1: Pat Carol as Ursula is top three. Yeah, yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: I agree. Oh my god, this song is part it's
Speaker 1: one of my favorites. It's one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 1: It's what it's what made me identify with the villain.
Speaker 1: Like that's the they're the most fun, They're the most fun.
Speaker 1: Like James and Jomian has a joke that like, Ursula
Speaker 1: is like if all the Disney villains are gay, Ursela
Speaker 1: is like the lesbian bartender who's like you can stay
Speaker 1: for a drink, wishes the lipstick on just like body
Speaker 1: and what she said body language. It's so good. It's
Speaker 1: dr oh her body, her fucking body in that black
Speaker 1: that they can go who gossip is a ball is
Speaker 1: not to say I want I'll try to not. She
Speaker 1: doesn't let a single word go like she just dren't
Speaker 1: avoided when they can. God, I really like all praise
Speaker 1: be amazing. Just I think I think we we take
Speaker 1: it for granted. Especially listeners of this pod are probably
Speaker 1: probably grew up with it, you know, like it was
Speaker 1: always in their life. It was never new. Give it,
Speaker 1: give it a new listen. I know, I know we
Speaker 1: all know it's great and we all appreciate it, but
Speaker 1: I think there's even more room for appreciate, appreciate absolutely
Speaker 1: And speaking of when we're remember Once upon a Dream
Speaker 1: from Maleficent, this really did make me excited from Lefficent.
Speaker 1: When I heard this, Uh yeah, I walked with you.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a great choice. It was
Speaker 1: a different Lata back then, and it was a really
Speaker 1: smart idea for them to go, We're gonna have Lona
Speaker 1: sing this and have it be like Malefisent. You know, hello,
Speaker 1: Okay are you still are you still wrong? Okay? We're
Speaker 1: still wrong. Okay, so we're gonna a little swap. We
Speaker 1: have a little we have a little swap. So we
Speaker 1: have been we have been graced by Darcy Cardon. Thank
Speaker 1: you for coming in. You know how I feel about you.
Speaker 1: I love you both so much and and I want
Speaker 1: you to know that if pilates didn't go well, I
Speaker 1: hope that we can offer we can rekilter. You're off
Speaker 1: kilter really did good? Yeah? Um so but so hot.
Speaker 1: So it's so crazy to seem in person because he's
Speaker 1: so hot. Know you've only seen him in a look
Speaker 1: hot in the trailer recently, not once, but twenty times over. Well,
Speaker 1: who is this person that we're even talking about? Um?
Speaker 1: Are we still rolling? Yes? Can you imagine if this
Speaker 1: was just are not rolling? We were a little bit.
Speaker 1: We're in a hundred fourteen on the list of three hundred,
Speaker 1: and we are welcoming in Jokim Booster everybody. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna readers see you soon, readers. Yes, a little hint, Hello,
Speaker 1: Joe Kim, Welcome to Osode. I'm so honored to be here.
Speaker 1: And I honestly think like when people heard that Darcy
Speaker 1: was about to be swapped, I'm sure they were furious,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure like it's a people being like this
Speaker 1: is okay, it's me and then fifty people being like
Speaker 1: that instead. No, oh my gosh, we're We're all right.
Speaker 1: Everyone at home. So Joe Kim, you're you're joining us
Speaker 1: in process? We are, we are. We've just revealed that,
Speaker 1: oh my darth um, we are sort of soaring through
Speaker 1: the three songs in the Great Global Song Book. We've
Speaker 1: revealed that it is a countdown. Um, there is going
Speaker 1: to be a number one song? Would you like to
Speaker 1: make Joel? I would love them? Okay, great? Can we
Speaker 1: fly in a cup? We're gonna fly in a cup
Speaker 1: while we say number We just did number one fifteen.
Speaker 1: Now we have number one. The worst in London. Angela Landsberry,
Speaker 1: I mean specifically in her career right now. She needs
Speaker 1: to be reindigorated. You know what's crazy? She is still kicking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Angela Landsbury is still very much around in here, but
Speaker 1: we don't talk about her and bring her back for
Speaker 1: all stars. She needs that, she needs that. I heard
Speaker 1: she does really well. I heard it's her. Well she
Speaker 1: comes back with the new the fillers and the sort
Speaker 1: of like you know, the work is really fresh. But
Speaker 1: the good news is the for there it's going to
Speaker 1: be a ballad the last top two. Um. So if
Speaker 1: you can't do any of her tricks a chance, she's
Speaker 1: a parking parker. That's Joel coming in for our three hundred.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I wouldn't have missed it for
Speaker 1: the world. We had Greta, we had Darcy, and now
Speaker 1: we have Joel. It's all stars. It's really all stars.
Speaker 1: Um okay, So moving on from London. Really my favorite
Speaker 1: sometimes Sweeney Todd, but now one thirteen Beauty and the
Speaker 1: Beast Angela Lansberry. Who could have done it better? Um?
Speaker 1: Who did do it better? I mean ce Indiana? Who
Speaker 1: who did it in the in the live action? Emma Arianna, Arianna,
Speaker 1: Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. She doesn't have the look. We
Speaker 1: love Emma Thompson. But Angela Landsbury it's sort of like
Speaker 1: quit the quality, you know, the quality she has? The
Speaker 1: quality she has the quality when this is the line
Speaker 1: off to the cupboard with you now, Chip, it's past
Speaker 1: your bedtime, so like you can't and no one else
Speaker 1: can say that, pin Angela. There's also something to be
Speaker 1: said about like a song that sits like exactly in
Speaker 1: someone's like range, like Angela lands right like whenever she's
Speaker 1: like ever, just the same. You're like, is she going
Speaker 1: to get there? But she gets there, gets there? Wait?
Speaker 1: Who did the pop version though? For the remake? Was
Speaker 1: it Ariana and John? Mariana and John yea? Like why
Speaker 1: a man? Why a man? Why a man? Added ver
Speaker 1: because Petere Bryson and Selena originally did do it, so
Speaker 1: I think that's what they were calling back to. Oh,
Speaker 1: just the same, surprised. Remember that like Tebow, John and
Speaker 1: town Legend people nailed people sounds like people sounds people.
Speaker 1: What is his name peple a bo peebo, Peepo Bryson
Speaker 1: sounds like similar? Yeah, lots for lots for we do?
Speaker 1: Was it was it? Who was it? Which of you?
Speaker 1: Which of you asked me to sing a song? And sino?
Speaker 1: I asked you to sing the Wizard and I in
Speaker 1: in Simlish. It is still recorded on my boyfriend's phone.
Speaker 1: It is not in Similish at all, fully sung in English,
Speaker 1: but in the weirdest affect. I will find I will
Speaker 1: get it and the next time I'm on the podcast,
Speaker 1: I will we will play over the glasses because it
Speaker 1: is one of the most bizarre things you've ever done.
Speaker 1: And that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of bizarre, people might not see this one coming.
Speaker 1: Number one d twelve on the Great Global Song Book
Speaker 1: is Coraculations Baul. This is a song on the culture.
Speaker 1: I love this great conragulate, you know, because it makes
Speaker 1: you feel good. Yeah, what is the um? What is
Speaker 1: the line that we love so much from Conngragulations? Um?
Speaker 1: Are you think you bring back my girl? Was already
Speaker 1: on the list. We spoke about Vaka with cramp very
Speaker 1: thank you and also she's going to go to the workroom.
Speaker 1: Think that's the line, but it's the contragulations. Did rank
Speaker 1: above bring Back My Girls? Yeah? And better than I'm
Speaker 1: a Winner baby, Like I would rather hear condragulations over
Speaker 1: your winner. Literally as a sentence. I would rather someone
Speaker 1: say to me condragulations over your win when the movie
Speaker 1: comes out, Like if people are like condragulations, I would
Speaker 1: love that everyone. Please condragulations Coulas number one, number one
Speaker 1: eleven on the list. Do you know this is the
Speaker 1: song that I come out to when I do clubs
Speaker 1: because um, I like so I swep I swapped between
Speaker 1: Normandy's motivation and this, and it really depends on the
Speaker 1: mood that I'm in and how homophobic I feel the
Speaker 1: audience might be. Yea, um, like when I'm in Orange County,
Speaker 1: it's What's My Age Again? Because I need to let
Speaker 1: them know that I like I can speak to their
Speaker 1: culture too. Yeah, They're like, you come in peace? Ye
Speaker 1: yeah right. I think the thing about What's My Age Again?
Speaker 1: Two is it is a storytelling song, and that's sort
Speaker 1: of that that it's a narrative, and that makes me
Speaker 1: feel like, where's where's the What's My Age Again? Musical?
Speaker 1: Where's the movie? Oh that'll come? Kids today do not
Speaker 1: understand the way that they have access to porn and
Speaker 1: the way I used to have to jerk off to
Speaker 1: this music video because it was the closest to a
Speaker 1: naked male body I could access at the time. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: because they were always nude. But I remember at the
Speaker 1: time like not identifying as being attracted to any of them,
Speaker 1: of the Blanky two boys. But now I am. I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tom and still am largely just any naked body, yeah right, right,
Speaker 1: right right right at the time, yes, okay, but for
Speaker 1: people our age fag it's our age. It was Sean
Speaker 1: William Scott for sure on that on that comment, what
Speaker 1: was it like teens? It was like seventeen or something,
Speaker 1: seventeen teen people or something. I remember my sister used
Speaker 1: to leave her seventeen magazines on the top of the
Speaker 1: toilet seat, not the seat, the back of the time.
Speaker 1: And there was a there was a seventeen magazine where
Speaker 1: it literally went through the different underwear types for men,
Speaker 1: and there was a spreads like a like a photo
Speaker 1: shoot for each one. And I it's ingrained in my brain,
Speaker 1: like the brief. God. Yeah, I remember when we would
Speaker 1: go to like J. C. Penney or whatever, like a
Speaker 1: Lord and Taylor. I'll just go to the just go
Speaker 1: to the underwear section and look at every all the
Speaker 1: And I remember, I think I actually fucked a men's
Speaker 1: health magazine, Like I fucked the magazine itself, like I
Speaker 1: rubbed my dick one amazing. So anyway, um, the next
Speaker 1: a hundred ten is Berlin Rodman a perfect song, just
Speaker 1: talking perfect artists, perfect artists talking to a friend about
Speaker 1: her time in Berlin. Please give it a listen, Please
Speaker 1: give it a listen. You know what should it be
Speaker 1: on this list. Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express. That
Speaker 1: is not a song, and technically it is a podcast,
Speaker 1: but it is audio, that's true. I guess for a
Speaker 1: songbook we'd have to go to the Blue Ribbon panel
Speaker 1: about that. Can we have Megan and Abby start talking
Speaker 1: about that? They laughed, Oh yeah, we fired. I guess
Speaker 1: there's no one now to figure that Outdy nine Deathe Kyle,
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams amazing kind of dark though. You know what's
Speaker 1: really crazy how dark it's gotten since we announced the
Speaker 1: nominations for the conte. I mean literally, this is sort
Speaker 1: of the reason that they didn't happen well or oh
Speaker 1: I forgotten now I forgotten forgot their happening there. We'll
Speaker 1: just have to find sort of a way around that, right,
Speaker 1: I think Wendy might have to lose all her rewards
Speaker 1: or maybe maybe when it'll be her first public appearance, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe that maybe she should host. I mean she's missing hosting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. She claims an interview she can, but
Speaker 1: she also refuses to be seen on those interviews. Number
Speaker 1: one hundred and eight. I don't want it all. Kim
Speaker 1: Petris sort of the song that introduced us all to
Speaker 1: Kim Petris, I would say so, and you know I
Speaker 1: got my straight sister into Kim Petris through this song.
Speaker 1: My first intro was Hillside Boys, so you you waited
Speaker 1: around the first It was Jared Frieder introduced me, so
Speaker 1: blame him for introducing me the Hillside Boys first. But
Speaker 1: it was the third day I lived in l A.
Speaker 1: And you were there. You got it. Yeah, that's very
Speaker 1: Jared to be like you. Side boy Joel has a
Speaker 1: new home. Have you seen it yet? Now you're coming
Speaker 1: to mention tonight. Hillside Boys, you call My Name Number
Speaker 1: one D seven a song that's been performed on this
Speaker 1: podcast many times, often badly, sometimes well sometimes well let
Speaker 1: me be your Star by Katherine McFee and Megan Hilthy. Truly,
Speaker 1: I always literally just at the Acoplex where you sang
Speaker 1: it live for the l A audience, remember that, did
Speaker 1: we sing it there the go? It really all matters
Speaker 1: if you can just start it correct. It is crazy
Speaker 1: to me because I always, always, always I get that
Speaker 1: vocally you are singing the parts that are appropriate for you,
Speaker 1: But in terms of type I always have it swapped
Speaker 1: in my head. You are Ivy and you are Karen
Speaker 1: Karen to me, to me, I think at the time,
Speaker 1: at the time, it was not that way. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: go big titty. He has Katherine McFee today. Yeah maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I really feel like we could switch
Speaker 1: your but you're but I think Joe's ultimately right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think you're the You're like the bombastic.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think you have more vocal brass you
Speaker 1: you know, yes, you do? You are. Flashback to a
Speaker 1: girl that's you. I'm in my mix. You just did it.
Speaker 1: I'm in my mix. You're both and that is just
Speaker 1: hung Its awful. I can't I can't here. I'm gonna try. Okay,
Speaker 1: faity on a girl with a hunger for fame that
Speaker 1: is Karen in the face you you would love to
Speaker 1: be Ivy. Flashback to a girl with a song in
Speaker 1: her heart and she's waiting to start the advengere the
Speaker 1: fire are and this is huge. Extreams come alive. They
Speaker 1: fill her, so she's in control. Okay, and I'm Angelica
Speaker 1: Houston and Joel's angel Jennifer Hudson. This is actually a
Speaker 1: huge moment that Joel flipped it on us. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm interested in exploring I think it calls for another performance.
Speaker 1: There we go, alright, Number one hundred six, eighties Mercedes,
Speaker 1: Baron Morris. Congrats, Marion, you've been on the list a
Speaker 1: second time. Eighties Mercedes. We've we've spoken at length about it.
Speaker 1: A perfect song, A perfect song, one oh five. Great,
Speaker 1: by the way, thank you. Sometimes I don't like it
Speaker 1: when you you have people on that I'm not friends
Speaker 1: with personally, but this was a great And who knows
Speaker 1: you might be friends with Marion personally. Hear that already? Five?
Speaker 1: What dreams are made of? Tricia Patis. Let's move on
Speaker 1: Natalie's rap. Natalie huge moment in culture, major moment in
Speaker 1: comedy and music culture. I mean early Lonely Island, early
Speaker 1: um digital short culture, early starlet being able to laugh
Speaker 1: at or it was Pixie Cuck culture. It was for
Speaker 1: Vendetta culture, its tour culture. I never thought I was
Speaker 1: a role model. Such a good line. I never said
Speaker 1: I was a role model. All the kids looking up
Speaker 1: to me can suck my dick it portman, motherfucker, drink
Speaker 1: until I'm sick. Oh my god. It's such a brilliant
Speaker 1: line though, Like the like the song, like the Lonely Island.
Speaker 1: Songwriting was so good, like um uh, slit your throat
Speaker 1: and pump nitress down the hole. Watch you laugh and
Speaker 1: cry while I laugh. You die and all my dudes
Speaker 1: you know, you know what I'm talking to you. We
Speaker 1: love your Natalie. I want to fuck you too. Pete's Portman, Pete,
Speaker 1: it's supposed to your dog for fun, so don't push me.
Speaker 1: Really good one or three Private Girl Natalie Portman has
Speaker 1: Celeste in box Lux. Really it gets lost, deeply underrated movie.
Speaker 1: To me personally, I find it's upsetting. Yeah, it is upset.
Speaker 1: It starts a setting, but I think it gets less upsetting.
Speaker 1: I mean it really starts the Marquee upsetting scene happens
Speaker 1: up top, and then from there it's a fun wrong.
Speaker 1: It really is a trauma linger, does you know? My
Speaker 1: biggest problem with the movie is that the end concert
Speaker 1: is so not It should be full Gaga, and they
Speaker 1: it's not. It's bad. They are on that he does
Speaker 1: not respect pop music, and but the writing of the
Speaker 1: pop the actual music is good pop music. Yes, what
Speaker 1: other movies like that, Oh Stars Born? Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: compared to each other often, but I do think I
Speaker 1: would I've listened to the vox Lux soundtrack more than
Speaker 1: I've listened to with stars. Really yeah, I've listened to
Speaker 1: the Josey in the Pussycat soundtrack more than any of those. Well,
Speaker 1: I can tell from what's coming up on the list.
Speaker 1: Number one ride Clay Aiken. What a what a great singer,
Speaker 1: an amazing singer and a perfect Christmas voice. Are you
Speaker 1: guys watching him reckon eye all this season? It's really
Speaker 1: good this really, I would say it's the best it's
Speaker 1: been since a while. It is the best of the
Speaker 1: Katie era, its certainly, And you know, I love the voice.
Speaker 1: I'm a voice to stand house down boots. But I
Speaker 1: will say I think that it is sort of flipped.
Speaker 1: I think the voices sort of run its course. It's
Speaker 1: not getting the talent, well they only They also only
Speaker 1: do one cycle a year now, which is a bad
Speaker 1: bad sign that they're not putting. They're not pumping out
Speaker 1: three a year. Um, it's a bad side for the voice.
Speaker 1: But check out, hey, everyone out there, check out American
Speaker 1: Idol on a on ABC was hosted by Ryan Seacrest,
Speaker 1: starring Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryant. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say Dirk spent like I have not watched in
Speaker 1: so long. Number one Bitch Brooks iconic song. I mean
Speaker 1: culture turning. I hate the world today owning the words
Speaker 1: to me, I know, and I can't change height a
Speaker 1: VH one like power vhe Yeah, this was this really
Speaker 1: was like it was. It was. It was giving woman
Speaker 1: who had enough, woman who had a record deal and enough.
Speaker 1: But it leads perfectly into the chorus like I'm a
Speaker 1: bed but I'm a little minute. Everything all roll into
Speaker 1: one like it. It takes you perfectly into the chorus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a good karaoke song. Please prowd please them.
Speaker 1: And now Number one d is just jun A the
Speaker 1: voice of Pocahonas, the singing voice of Pocahonas. Rather, now
Speaker 1: did someone do a did Vanessa do a pop version
Speaker 1: of this too? Or just just color did colors of
Speaker 1: the wind? I don't think just a on the ribbon
Speaker 1: got the pop No, because maybe, like there's so many
Speaker 1: lyrics that are so specifically about coco Um that I
Speaker 1: don't think it would it would translate on like Z
Speaker 1: one hundred. Yeah, the whole world knows. Who Oh, he's
Speaker 1: one of the most famous icons. You know, it's interesting
Speaker 1: about these Disney musicals that are coming out now versus then,
Speaker 1: is that the pop versions of those songs were the
Speaker 1: ones that charted and did well. And now no one
Speaker 1: remembers the Demilvado version. Nobody remembers who's saying, um, how
Speaker 1: far all go? Like, I can't even remember. Yeah, nobody
Speaker 1: remembers that, Yeah know what he gives a ship anymore? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that what people want is truth, and what
Speaker 1: people want is performance and commitment. And we don't talk
Speaker 1: about Bruno that there's no pop version of that, is there? No?
Speaker 1: Because I get what they don't need to be. They
Speaker 1: threw Megan the Stallion on the on the Little Oscar's remix.
Speaker 1: We don't talk. We don't talk about oscars. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't like So that is that's going to um and
Speaker 1: Part two, Part two. Uh, this is our Thursday episode.
Speaker 1: This is part two of the Top three hundred Songs
Speaker 1: A The Great Global Song Book, Lost Cultures Presents Songook Songbook.
Speaker 1: I've had momossa a minute. We're drunk, and we've we've
Speaker 1: been recording for five hours, five hours, and you've only
Speaker 1: made it one. We're gonna fly through tomorrow Tomorrow when
Speaker 1: we see you, guys. We're gonna fly through it. We
Speaker 1: have ninety nine more and we're gonna make it okay.
Speaker 1: We'll end every episode with the song I'm a bit,
Speaker 1: I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm
Speaker 1: a sinner, I'm a say I do not be in
Speaker 1: a shade. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing
Speaker 1: in between. You know what? Any other way? Good instinct
Speaker 1: to end with the ending yeah song, thank you, good
Speaker 1: bye bye,