WEBVTT - Breakup Song Writers 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.920 Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:10.160 This week on the show, musicians who have written songs 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.360 and albums about their exes. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:18.440 Taylor Swift, Adele Fleetwood Mac. These are just some of 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:22.279 the artists who go through public breakups and dare big 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:23.840 enough to write about them. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.880 An ex is a kind of artistic well, a one 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.360 for people to tap in and have been doing so 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.960 for generations. So we sit down to hear those songs 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:35.400 and the story behind them. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:38.879 So get that tissue box out, get that pill you're 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.239 ready to punch in, and let's listen up. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.800 This fucking rocks. This fucking rocks. I'm fucking happy that 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:50.280 we're here. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:58.840 Love, This is amazing, This is amazing. This is amazing 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.080 to be in a room with such wonderful musicians. This 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.319 is really so so good. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.080 How's every feeling right now in their heart? How's every feeling? 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:16.400 I you're about to cry, You're about to bust a 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:17.480 tear out of that face. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:19.559 It's okay, let it out. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:21.479 You can let that shit out. Girlfriend. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.360 You are allowed to let. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.000 It out, You're allowed to pour. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:26.479 I just can't. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:31.280 I cannot believe we're being recognized this way. Because it's 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:35.080 a weird way of like, what was our trauma is 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:40.200 now our celebration. Yeah, and we're walking in here as 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:44.679 a band of brothers and sisters right coming together as 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.000 we put our dirty laundry. It's almost like we put 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:51.160 our dirty underwear out for the whole world to see. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.120 I don't give a shit. Yeah it's on my panties 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:54.880 any day. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.560 But now it's Gucci clothing and we're being asked about it, 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:01.600 and we're being brought together for that leap we did. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:02.280 I hear you. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.760 You know, writing music about your ex is just always 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.840 so interesting and it's always so hard, but it's really 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:14.960 funny to do. Yeah, So I don't know, it's just 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.520 really interesting to also look back at the album, go 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.080 how much I've changed and how. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.920 Much I made off of your dirty ass? 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:24.240 Really, it's really so much. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.120 You know. It's like these albums come out, you know, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.760 some months, sometimes years after the pain. It's almost like 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.240 seeing a star. The light from the star is not 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.160 the light that's shining currently. It's the light that was 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.960 there millions of years ago, and it's only just now 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:42.600 reaching us. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.680 So the pain is just as real. It's only just 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:47.200 now getting. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.799 To the people. You've got to write a song about that. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.960 You really have to write a song just about that. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:52.120 I'll apologize. 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:53.760 I realized I came in with kind of a different 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:54.959 tone than everybody else. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:57.720 I love you care. 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:00.040 I don't want to apologize for being me, But do 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:01.720 you apologize for being me in this juncture? 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.440 And I'll let you guys know. I'm fucking here for you. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:08.200 Guys. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.040 They are filming us in the height of our rebellion. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:14.600 Rebellions look different and different cultures, different people and different hearts. 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.800 Breakups are just so interesting because everybody feels so different 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.400 things totally, you feel totally. Some people process with anger, 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:24.760 some people process with power up the fuck you energy, 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.160 some people process with pain and tears. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.280 I also think the nature of the music industry kind 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:34.359 of lends itself to healing in a way where we 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.120 all dealt with heartbreak. I'm guessing a couple years ago, 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:40.040 because these albums just came out recently ish Maybe I 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.040 don't know, but like, once you write an album, I'm 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.160 in the heartbreak there, and I'm in the seven stages 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.440 of grief. I'm in all of that then, and then 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.440 you go into mastering the album, and then it becomes 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.440 its own thing, and then you go into like like 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.400 releasing the album, and then I go, WHOA, that was 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:55.080 a little girl. 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.320 That was a little girl back then. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.240 I believe, And I can talk about this breakup now 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.960 in like such a bold way because I'm so done 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:02.600 and over it. 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:03.920 Yeah, And I listened to. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:06.800 Them, Yeah, I thank you, thank you. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.760 Well, we gotta talk about ourselves. That's what we're here for. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.600 Our ex'es are talking about us left and right. They're 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.680 trying to claim plausible deniability for what we said they did. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:22.080 But guess what, Cedric, you fucking did that ship, dirty 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.880 ass loser. You gave me scavies on my wedding night. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:29.120 Fuck you, fuck you go to fucking hell, you dirty 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:29.800 piece of dick. 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:31.840 I hear the word scavs, and I want to go 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.680 scar on. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:38.760 My wedding scale on my wedding day. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.680 Oh my god, Oh my god. Games, Games. 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.800 I love it because it's less of a breakup song 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.960 and more of a realization the musical medical drama. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.839 Well, it's a fucking story I'm telling on my album. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.400 I'm telling that, I would say, And I thought it 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:56.960 was funny that Cedric hit Twitter. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.920 Of course he hit Twitter. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:04:59.880 That piece of fucking ship. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.320 I don't write a board for the X Games, you 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:03.320 fucking loser. 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:05.840 You're not even in the games. You wear it. 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.120 You'd write a skateboard that's mop on it to clean 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:09.320 up after other people when. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.559 They go Jesus Christ fucking Dorric. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:15.080 You fucking loser couldn't even handle this fucking shit when 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.600 you had it, you wasted it. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.559 Waste that opportunity. 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:23.800 Well, that's my favorite act song for Act four is 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:27.680 Waste Opportunity. Scamy's on My Wedding Day, the reprise. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.479 I love the fact that you ended the album with 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:32.440 Scamies Are Divorced Day. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.560 Absolutely, you gave me that. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:39.760 I really loved Pain at the Urgent Care. It really 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.960 when you got this to Kab's diagnosis. You really made 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.120 it a central fixture of the album where we got 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.960 to check in with your diagnosis every three songs. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:51.440 Doctor Doctor, until you where it hurts. It doesn't hurt 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.920 upon my rash, it hurts in my heart. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:59.960 Gabies and the Urgent Care, Scamies Lesion Care. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.279 It's amazing you've become the face of scabies as well. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:09.479 I mean it's awesome And to all y'all, to my 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:13.720 scabies warriors. I want you all to stay strong. I remember, 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.799 mind you, when you come to my concerts, wear long 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:17.719 sleeve shirts. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:20.120 I'm there. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:24.320 But we have to acknowledge that you said Cedric's name 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:29.120 before yours. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.839 Just like a fucking we need. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:30.920 We need. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.520 That's okay because that's the album. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.560 Everybody knows your face already. They don't know Cedric. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:40.120 My name is Cindy Elizabeth Wright, but you might know 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:40.960 me as Green. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.400 Jesus not green. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:51.520 I'm green, ry g r y why n green? 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:55.160 Exclamation point question mark you. 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.039 Yeah, we call that in a terror bang and I 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.640 have a terran banging every single fucking dude. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.280 I see when I go. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.960 Out right now, because I'm going fucking wild, I black 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.919 out and I go crazy, and I make sure I 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.240 call my exathy into the night. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:14.200 The new face of Buzzball, Baby, I'm the new face 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.760 of Buzzball. 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:21.000 Chunk out the new diet mud slide, Buzzball mud slide, 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:26.040 mud slide. You've been asking, We're delivering the diet mud slide. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.240 Buzzball is back. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.280 I love that these buzzballs. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.680 If you get the Collector's edition ones, it comes with 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.600 ropes so you can have it swing. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.760 From concerts were Yeah. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:39.239 Absolutely love swinging those buzzballs around at the park. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:42.560 Those ads with you and your daughter just bonding. It's 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:43.320 so nice. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:48.760 Tired, I'm tired of being fucking sad. My daughter loves buzzballs. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.360 I get her the non alcoholic buzzballs. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:52.720 She just likes the taste. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:56.400 Just loves to drink buzzballs for the taste. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.360 A lot of people drink buzzballs for the juice themselves. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.080 And that's like my daughter, my sweet little fucking daughter, 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.480 who has been my fucking rock. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.960 And I want to say to you, a little giggy, 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:07.760 I love you. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:13.720 By Gabby Giggy, my gig gigs Gaby, it's not my 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:14.400 little Giggy. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.800 I fucking love my little Giggy. I love you, my girl, 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.280 my girl, you gotta come to my concerts. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:19.880 Come. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.120 She comes out on on on all my concerts. We 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.120 have a blast at the concerts. She comes out, we 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.200 play a full game of shuffle board, and then she leaves. 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:32.000 Your concerts sound like weddings between older people. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.160 They're a celebration. They're a celebration. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.000 They are so fun. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.400 Guess what I do A vow renewal for seventy enough 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.319 vowel noules. I do them. I do them at five 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.360 forty five before my concerts begin. At six. 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:51.080 You do a mass vow renewal, so like a baptism. 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:52.560 That's fucking punk rock. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.440 That was one of your first hit songs before this 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.120 whole breakup album came out. It was Marry Me again. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.120 Yeah, it was married me again. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.160 You're gonna want to kiss me in the morning, Marry 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.080 me again. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.560 You don't want to miss me? Do you marry me again? 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:12.280 That's good. 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:15.559 Yours are something we all talk about. 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:18.120 And I work hard. Yeah, I don't you guys, I 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.360 as you guys know. I train underwater with the people 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:21.880 that build Avatar the movie. 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:27.040 Yeah, God, the history behind you, your album. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.600 I've never been in an interview with other people green 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:36.199 yescreen me Green, But y'all, I gotta shut the funk off. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:37.440 You're so much. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.920 Y'all can throw tostitos chips at me if I get 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.400 too crazy. I let my people at my concert. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.880 Do that too, and let the buzz ball fall right 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:45.440 off your back. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:47.680 You know what I mean? 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.319 By the way, I tried your buzzball collaboration at I 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:51.640 hop it was delicious. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:52.160 Thank you. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.199 The buzzballs are up. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:54.040 Really works. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:56.320 Works. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.960 Pancakes, it works, it works. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.080 I tried your your hash brown and bacon Buzzball, and 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.560 I gotta say they're right. It is just the taste 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:06.040 that's good. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:06.400 Yeah. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.679 Yeah, well, well that I cannot believe I'm getting drunk off. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:13.760 We use brain Marnier in that accident, But that's not 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.920 on me. I love the people at Buzzball, and I 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.079 love what we got going on, and. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.680 We got and and they've been there for me, my 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.080 Buzzball people, they've been there for me. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.440 I have to stop talking. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:28.160 You all have to. You'll have to say we cannot 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.240 we actually can't get enough. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:35.160 Actually it's okay. It all takes as long as it takes. 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.439 You know, it's all about the process. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:38.800 That's the universe speaking. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.240 It's that's universe. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.000 I mean, I gotta say you also come from I mean, 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.959 we have to talk about you. You come from a long 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:51.480 line of badass ladies that seeing country music about the 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:52.800 people that break hearts. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:56.120 That is the American tradition. It's the American tradition. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.680 We put down our girl boss swords and bow at 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.000 the throne of you. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:04.680 I'm you guys are all way too kind, way way 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:05.280 too kind. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:05.840 It hurts. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:06.520 It hurts. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.760 It hurts to hear you be so kind because it's 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:15.760 nice to hear it hurts because it's nice. And that 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.600 is a pain I'm working through. I am, of course 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:24.040 de Lila ge Tara. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.760 And I am. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:37.199 Like Guitara and my mother Likeara Delilah Guitar. I fucking 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.520 love Guitara. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:43.920 And my mother Lee Lara Guitara was of course a 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:49.360 famous country singer with my father, Papa Guitara until they're 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.760 famous split in seventy three. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.200 I think like one of the first biggest breakups I 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:54.640 ever saw. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.360 It was a big breakup and they and they released 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:04.679 it with a thought I heard a ghost, But I 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:05.880 guess it's just our story. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:11.079 Girl, No, don't doubt yourself. That might have been a ghost. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:16.360 Wait, tell us about yourself story. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.559 Well, your new album I think is wonderful. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.959 Thank you so much, thank you. I really appreciate that 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.120 my new album. You know, it's just like it's just 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.720 a painful story that felt really true to me at 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.920 the time because it was. But then I realized he 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.600 wasn't the only part of my story. And the song 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:38.880 that really took off was Stanky wanky yucky ikey dick, 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.679 And that was, of course a story about. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.200 It's not the song I thought you were getting. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:49.440 Thanks, that's a song I love. I've been line dancing 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:53.880 to it non stop. Lucky dick, A little bit of it. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:59.679 Well you got us Thanky wenky yankee yankee stanky ikey 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:04.160 wicky dick. Yes, thanky yanky yankey yankey icky wicky wicky dick. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.240 You're sticking in mud, You're digging in juice. You're sticking 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:24.600 in muddy juice. 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:30.360 Juice that really grows on you every time. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:37.360 Against the bravery. I love the bravey. We found, we 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.280 found juice. Let's do it again. I love the bravery 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:41.160 of that bravery. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.960 It's brave to repeat yourself because I think break. 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:48.000 Ups feel as though you're repeating yourself. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.040 You just keep hammering this horse. Hon I'm I'm hard broken. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:53.559 Juice. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.640 Well, I want to ask, I mean this feels to me. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.400 I feel a little bit of hurt. I feel I 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:05.040 feel reality here. What does jews represent? 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.920 What I guess? 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:08.920 Is it juice? 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:10.320 Is it juice? 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:14.000 Well, of course this happened to me. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:17.680 It can't be just juice. 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:20.880 And that's what hurts so much. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:21.720 It was juice. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:23.840 You know, he went out one nott and he. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.280 He just being mean to him. It was real. It's 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:28.040 a real story. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:29.520 He stuck his. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.320 And then he's taking a juice and then he's tuk 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:33.800 it back up. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.080 The repetition is a repetition. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.560 It's just chronologically what happened. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:40.600 I tell you. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:44.640 It is a factual account. It is something real and 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.240 true and heartbreaking, and it happened to me. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.480 Why did you want to break up with him after? 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.760 Why did that cause your divorce? 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:56.400 Let her tell her story. 0:14:56.560 --> 0:15:01.400 You do understand, Yes, my husband, he's stuck it in 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.280 my and juice. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.480 No, there's a thing these fucking men out here. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:12.400 These men are they They have no regard for the 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.120 way that they will hurt you, these fucking men out here. 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:19.400 And if he sucks something, even if it's mud, even 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.720 if it's juice, if his hard dick is in mud 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:32.480 and juice, that's cheating. 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:35.680 It's hard, it's adulter. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.880 It was hard. It was cheating. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.160 And this is what I tried to tell him. And 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.120 I don't want to say his name. I don't want 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:43.720 to give him away. 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.320 We've known you guys been married for a very long time. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.480 I know, I know, well, I don't like to say 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.280 Eddie's name. I don't like to say Eddie Johnson's name 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:58.280 because I don't think it's and I really mud juice. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:15:59.640 Juice, dick. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:01.160 How'd you catch him doing this? 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.280 Well, you know it hurts to talk about because all 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:08.280 these feelings are. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:09.600 Just rushing raw. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.400 It hurts so much. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:15.280 And I'm just right back where it was two years ago, 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.040 in twenty twenty three. You know, I was sitting there 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:22.240 and I had just come home. I was go go dancing, 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:26.320 and then my I was waiting for a text from 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.080 Eddie and I won't say his name. I was waiting 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.840 for a text from Eddie saying that he was going 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.680 to come home. And then the text never came. But 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:38.680 what I heard instead of a text noise was well 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:44.680 it was a lot. It was our porch line, and. 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:47.520 This is so keep going, this is side, keep going. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.200 I heard the door swaying open. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:58.120 Girl, and I walk outside to see maybe there's a 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:03.160 raccoon or something, and I see Eddie to keep in 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:08.600 a pile of mud, just go into town, and a 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:10.760 dropped my plate. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:12.280 It shattered. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:17.119 I fell to the floor and I sobbed because I 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.040 knew rat. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.880 Then in there he did not find me beautiful. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.480 He was. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:30.159 That racked rat is fucking a pile of mud. He 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:30.880 doesn't find you. 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:40.160 Beautiful at all, because well, and I hurts. This part hurts, girl. 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:41.560 I can see what's coming. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:46.520 So he goes, oh, baby, it's not what it looks like. 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.520 I was just testing, you know, this bottle, to see, 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.199 like to see if we could build a treehouse on it. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:54.960 You always wanted a treehouse. 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:56.320 Didn't you always bring up the treehouse. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:57.480 They always do. 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:00.600 Test your mud. That's what I see my girls all night. 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.560 Test your fatanyl, test your mud, Test your coke, yeah. 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:10.119 Test your feyl if your fentanyl may have phenol in it. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:15.040 And so he says, you know what, baby, I'm. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.680 Just gonna go wash off. It's not what it looks like. 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:18.679 Let's talk about this in a moment. But I'm just 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:19.600 gonna go wash off. 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.359 And then I think I hear the water running. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:24.919 I hear I hear jingling and jangling, and I assume, 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:27.080 you know, he's in the kitchen bathroom, the bathroom that's 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:34.879 a joined to the kitchen. So then I open, I 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:37.000 sweep up the plate I dropped, you know, and I 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:43.720 opened the door and then I hear a noise, not 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:45.000 in the. 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.680 Kitchen bathroom, but the kitchen pantry. 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:52.520 Not gonna work for me, And I opened the kitchen 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:58.240 pantry door, and he has poured three curtains of orange 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:02.480 juice into a bucket and he is going to town 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:02.960 on it. 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:04.360 So he's sucking the bucket. 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:09.760 Gotta be honest, that's gonna burn that after MUD's that's. 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.879 Why they do the mud, because it cakes it and 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:14.600 then you can do That's why they do it. It 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:16.440 is going to write it and read it. That's why 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:17.159 they do it. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.360 It's a process called mud juicing. 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:23.200 And apparently men say it gives you this before a 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.639 orgasm that no one's ever had before. 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:28.439 And I don't know. I just wish he'd tried it 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:30.560 with me. Thank you, money, thank you. 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:32.840 Oh. Such a rich story. 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.639 I guess it's so raw still, but my god, I 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:37.159 have to stop talking about it. 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:39.359 Such a rich story and beautiful story to end up 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:41.240 on the lyrics sticky icky wiki wiki. 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:46.320 The way the awful story goes to a beautiful song 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:49.840 that people line dance to, people remix, people sing this 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:50.880 song on the streets. 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:53.760 This is the sound of just like Texas. 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:57.080 It's also like it's such a big like just like 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:57.960 battle cry. 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:02.360 And honestly, and this is unfortunately, there's not a better 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:05.160 choice of words for this. You made lemonade with this, right, 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:07.480 and I know that's the Jews, and I am sorry, 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:09.960 but you literally took these lemons and you turned it 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:12.399