Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
Speaker 2: This week on the show, musicians who have written songs
Speaker 2: and albums about their exes.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, Adele Fleetwood Mac. These are just some of
Speaker 3: the artists who go through public breakups and dare big
Speaker 3: enough to write about them.
Speaker 4: An ex is a kind of artistic well, a one
Speaker 4: for people to tap in and have been doing so
Speaker 4: for generations. So we sit down to hear those songs
Speaker 4: and the story behind them.
Speaker 5: So get that tissue box out, get that pill you're
Speaker 5: ready to punch in, and let's listen up.
Speaker 1: This fucking rocks. This fucking rocks. I'm fucking happy that
Speaker 1: we're here.
Speaker 4: Love, This is amazing, This is amazing. This is amazing
Speaker 4: to be in a room with such wonderful musicians. This
Speaker 4: is really so so good.
Speaker 1: How's every feeling right now in their heart? How's every feeling?
Speaker 2: I you're about to cry, You're about to bust a
Speaker 2: tear out of that face.
Speaker 6: It's okay, let it out.
Speaker 1: You can let that shit out. Girlfriend.
Speaker 6: You are allowed to let.
Speaker 1: It out, You're allowed to pour.
Speaker 7: I just can't.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe we're being recognized this way. Because it's
Speaker 3: a weird way of like, what was our trauma is
Speaker 3: now our celebration. Yeah, and we're walking in here as
Speaker 3: a band of brothers and sisters right coming together as
Speaker 3: we put our dirty laundry. It's almost like we put
Speaker 3: our dirty underwear out for the whole world to see.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. Yeah it's on my panties
Speaker 1: any day.
Speaker 3: But now it's Gucci clothing and we're being asked about it,
Speaker 3: and we're being brought together for that leap we did.
Speaker 1: I hear you.
Speaker 5: You know, writing music about your ex is just always
Speaker 5: so interesting and it's always so hard, but it's really
Speaker 5: funny to do. Yeah, So I don't know, it's just
Speaker 5: really interesting to also look back at the album, go
Speaker 5: how much I've changed and how.
Speaker 7: Much I made off of your dirty ass?
Speaker 5: Really, it's really so much.
Speaker 4: You know. It's like these albums come out, you know,
Speaker 4: some months, sometimes years after the pain. It's almost like
Speaker 4: seeing a star. The light from the star is not
Speaker 4: the light that's shining currently. It's the light that was
Speaker 4: there millions of years ago, and it's only just now
Speaker 4: reaching us.
Speaker 6: So the pain is just as real. It's only just
Speaker 6: now getting.
Speaker 5: To the people. You've got to write a song about that.
Speaker 5: You really have to write a song just about that.
Speaker 1: I'll apologize.
Speaker 2: I realized I came in with kind of a different
Speaker 2: tone than everybody else.
Speaker 1: I love you care.
Speaker 2: I don't want to apologize for being me, But do
Speaker 2: you apologize for being me in this juncture?
Speaker 1: And I'll let you guys know. I'm fucking here for you.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 7: They are filming us in the height of our rebellion.
Speaker 3: Rebellions look different and different cultures, different people and different hearts.
Speaker 5: Breakups are just so interesting because everybody feels so different
Speaker 5: things totally, you feel totally. Some people process with anger,
Speaker 5: some people process with power up the fuck you energy,
Speaker 5: some people process with pain and tears.
Speaker 3: I also think the nature of the music industry kind
Speaker 3: of lends itself to healing in a way where we
Speaker 3: all dealt with heartbreak. I'm guessing a couple years ago,
Speaker 3: because these albums just came out recently ish Maybe I
Speaker 3: don't know, but like, once you write an album, I'm
Speaker 3: in the heartbreak there, and I'm in the seven stages
Speaker 3: of grief. I'm in all of that then, and then
Speaker 3: you go into mastering the album, and then it becomes
Speaker 3: its own thing, and then you go into like like
Speaker 3: releasing the album, and then I go, WHOA, that was
Speaker 3: a little girl.
Speaker 7: That was a little girl back then.
Speaker 3: I believe, And I can talk about this breakup now
Speaker 3: in like such a bold way because I'm so done
Speaker 3: and over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I listened to.
Speaker 7: Them, Yeah, I thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, we gotta talk about ourselves. That's what we're here for.
Speaker 2: Our ex'es are talking about us left and right. They're
Speaker 2: trying to claim plausible deniability for what we said they did.
Speaker 2: But guess what, Cedric, you fucking did that ship, dirty
Speaker 2: ass loser. You gave me scavies on my wedding night.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, fuck you go to fucking hell, you dirty
Speaker 2: piece of dick.
Speaker 7: I hear the word scavs, and I want to go
Speaker 7: scar on.
Speaker 5: My wedding scale on my wedding day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Games, Games.
Speaker 5: I love it because it's less of a breakup song
Speaker 5: and more of a realization the musical medical drama.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a fucking story I'm telling on my album.
Speaker 3: I'm telling that, I would say, And I thought it
Speaker 3: was funny that Cedric hit Twitter.
Speaker 7: Of course he hit Twitter.
Speaker 1: That piece of fucking ship.
Speaker 2: I don't write a board for the X Games, you
Speaker 2: fucking loser.
Speaker 1: You're not even in the games. You wear it.
Speaker 2: You'd write a skateboard that's mop on it to clean
Speaker 2: up after other people when.
Speaker 7: They go Jesus Christ fucking Dorric.
Speaker 2: You fucking loser couldn't even handle this fucking shit when
Speaker 2: you had it, you wasted it.
Speaker 1: Waste that opportunity.
Speaker 5: Well, that's my favorite act song for Act four is
Speaker 5: Waste Opportunity. Scamy's on My Wedding Day, the reprise.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that you ended the album with
Speaker 3: Scamies Are Divorced Day.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you gave me that.
Speaker 4: I really loved Pain at the Urgent Care. It really
Speaker 4: when you got this to Kab's diagnosis. You really made
Speaker 4: it a central fixture of the album where we got
Speaker 4: to check in with your diagnosis every three songs.
Speaker 1: Doctor Doctor, until you where it hurts. It doesn't hurt
Speaker 1: upon my rash, it hurts in my heart.
Speaker 6: Gabies and the Urgent Care, Scamies Lesion Care.
Speaker 3: It's amazing you've become the face of scabies as well.
Speaker 2: I mean it's awesome And to all y'all, to my
Speaker 2: scabies warriors. I want you all to stay strong. I remember,
Speaker 2: mind you, when you come to my concerts, wear long
Speaker 2: sleeve shirts.
Speaker 7: I'm there.
Speaker 3: But we have to acknowledge that you said Cedric's name
Speaker 3: before yours.
Speaker 1: Just like a fucking we need.
Speaker 4: We need.
Speaker 7: That's okay because that's the album.
Speaker 5: Everybody knows your face already. They don't know Cedric.
Speaker 1: My name is Cindy Elizabeth Wright, but you might know
Speaker 1: me as Green.
Speaker 5: Jesus not green.
Speaker 1: I'm green, ry g r y why n green?
Speaker 3: Exclamation point question mark you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we call that in a terror bang and I
Speaker 2: have a terran banging every single fucking dude.
Speaker 1: I see when I go.
Speaker 2: Out right now, because I'm going fucking wild, I black
Speaker 2: out and I go crazy, and I make sure I
Speaker 2: call my exathy into the night.
Speaker 8: The new face of Buzzball, Baby, I'm the new face
Speaker 8: of Buzzball.
Speaker 2: Chunk out the new diet mud slide, Buzzball mud slide,
Speaker 2: mud slide. You've been asking, We're delivering the diet mud slide.
Speaker 1: Buzzball is back.
Speaker 7: I love that these buzzballs.
Speaker 3: If you get the Collector's edition ones, it comes with
Speaker 3: ropes so you can have it swing.
Speaker 1: From concerts were Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely love swinging those buzzballs around at the park.
Speaker 6: Those ads with you and your daughter just bonding. It's
Speaker 6: so nice.
Speaker 2: Tired, I'm tired of being fucking sad. My daughter loves buzzballs.
Speaker 2: I get her the non alcoholic buzzballs.
Speaker 1: She just likes the taste.
Speaker 6: Just loves to drink buzzballs for the taste.
Speaker 2: A lot of people drink buzzballs for the juice themselves.
Speaker 2: And that's like my daughter, my sweet little fucking daughter,
Speaker 2: who has been my fucking rock.
Speaker 1: And I want to say to you, a little giggy,
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 3: By Gabby Giggy, my gig gigs Gaby, it's not my
Speaker 3: little Giggy.
Speaker 2: I fucking love my little Giggy. I love you, my girl,
Speaker 2: my girl, you gotta come to my concerts.
Speaker 5: Come.
Speaker 2: She comes out on on on all my concerts. We
Speaker 2: have a blast at the concerts. She comes out, we
Speaker 2: play a full game of shuffle board, and then she leaves.
Speaker 4: Your concerts sound like weddings between older people.
Speaker 1: They're a celebration. They're a celebration.
Speaker 6: They are so fun.
Speaker 1: Guess what I do A vow renewal for seventy enough
Speaker 1: vowel noules. I do them. I do them at five
Speaker 1: forty five before my concerts begin. At six.
Speaker 6: You do a mass vow renewal, so like a baptism.
Speaker 7: That's fucking punk rock.
Speaker 5: That was one of your first hit songs before this
Speaker 5: whole breakup album came out. It was Marry Me again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was married me again.
Speaker 2: You're gonna want to kiss me in the morning, Marry
Speaker 2: me again.
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss me? Do you marry me again?
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 5: Yours are something we all talk about.
Speaker 2: And I work hard. Yeah, I don't you guys, I
Speaker 2: as you guys know. I train underwater with the people
Speaker 2: that build Avatar the movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, the history behind you, your album.
Speaker 2: I've never been in an interview with other people green
Speaker 2: yescreen me Green, But y'all, I gotta shut the funk off.
Speaker 5: You're so much.
Speaker 2: Y'all can throw tostitos chips at me if I get
Speaker 2: too crazy. I let my people at my concert.
Speaker 7: Do that too, and let the buzz ball fall right
Speaker 7: off your back.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: By the way, I tried your buzzball collaboration at I
Speaker 4: hop it was delicious.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: The buzzballs are up.
Speaker 9: Really works.
Speaker 1: Works.
Speaker 7: Pancakes, it works, it works.
Speaker 5: I tried your your hash brown and bacon Buzzball, and
Speaker 5: I gotta say they're right. It is just the taste
Speaker 5: that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well that I cannot believe I'm getting drunk off.
Speaker 1: We use brain Marnier in that accident, But that's not
Speaker 1: on me. I love the people at Buzzball, and I
Speaker 1: love what we got going on, and.
Speaker 2: We got and and they've been there for me, my
Speaker 2: Buzzball people, they've been there for me.
Speaker 1: I have to stop talking.
Speaker 5: You all have to. You'll have to say we cannot
Speaker 5: we actually can't get enough.
Speaker 6: Actually it's okay. It all takes as long as it takes.
Speaker 6: You know, it's all about the process.
Speaker 7: That's the universe speaking.
Speaker 6: It's that's universe.
Speaker 2: I mean, I gotta say you also come from I mean,
Speaker 2: we have to talk about you. You come from a long
Speaker 2: line of badass ladies that seeing country music about the
Speaker 2: people that break hearts.
Speaker 1: That is the American tradition. It's the American tradition.
Speaker 3: We put down our girl boss swords and bow at
Speaker 3: the throne of you.
Speaker 4: I'm you guys are all way too kind, way way
Speaker 4: too kind.
Speaker 7: It hurts.
Speaker 6: It hurts.
Speaker 4: It hurts to hear you be so kind because it's
Speaker 4: nice to hear it hurts because it's nice. And that
Speaker 4: is a pain I'm working through. I am, of course
Speaker 4: de Lila ge Tara.
Speaker 6: And I am.
Speaker 10: Like Guitara and my mother Likeara Delilah Guitar. I fucking
Speaker 10: love Guitara.
Speaker 4: And my mother Lee Lara Guitara was of course a
Speaker 4: famous country singer with my father, Papa Guitara until they're
Speaker 4: famous split in seventy three.
Speaker 7: I think like one of the first biggest breakups I
Speaker 7: ever saw.
Speaker 4: It was a big breakup and they and they released
Speaker 4: it with a thought I heard a ghost, But I
Speaker 4: guess it's just our story.
Speaker 1: Girl, No, don't doubt yourself. That might have been a ghost.
Speaker 10: Wait, tell us about yourself story.
Speaker 5: Well, your new album I think is wonderful.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, thank you. I really appreciate that
Speaker 4: my new album. You know, it's just like it's just
Speaker 4: a painful story that felt really true to me at
Speaker 4: the time because it was. But then I realized he
Speaker 4: wasn't the only part of my story. And the song
Speaker 4: that really took off was Stanky wanky yucky ikey dick,
Speaker 4: And that was, of course a story about.
Speaker 5: It's not the song I thought you were getting.
Speaker 3: Thanks, that's a song I love. I've been line dancing
Speaker 3: to it non stop. Lucky dick, A little bit of it.
Speaker 4: Well you got us Thanky wenky yankee yankee stanky ikey
Speaker 4: wicky dick. Yes, thanky yanky yankey yankey icky wicky wicky dick.
Speaker 11: You're sticking in mud, You're digging in juice. You're sticking
Speaker 11: in muddy juice.
Speaker 5: Juice that really grows on you every time.
Speaker 2: Against the bravery. I love the bravey. We found, we
Speaker 2: found juice. Let's do it again. I love the bravery
Speaker 2: of that bravery.
Speaker 6: It's brave to repeat yourself because I think break.
Speaker 4: Ups feel as though you're repeating yourself.
Speaker 6: You just keep hammering this horse. Hon I'm I'm hard broken.
Speaker 1: Juice.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to ask, I mean this feels to me.
Speaker 2: I feel a little bit of hurt. I feel I
Speaker 2: feel reality here. What does jews represent?
Speaker 5: What I guess?
Speaker 7: Is it juice?
Speaker 1: Is it juice?
Speaker 6: Well, of course this happened to me.
Speaker 7: It can't be just juice.
Speaker 6: And that's what hurts so much.
Speaker 1: It was juice.
Speaker 6: You know, he went out one nott and he.
Speaker 5: He just being mean to him. It was real. It's
Speaker 5: a real story.
Speaker 1: He stuck his.
Speaker 9: And then he's taking a juice and then he's tuk
Speaker 9: it back up.
Speaker 1: The repetition is a repetition.
Speaker 6: It's just chronologically what happened.
Speaker 1: I tell you.
Speaker 6: It is a factual account. It is something real and
Speaker 6: true and heartbreaking, and it happened to me.
Speaker 5: Why did you want to break up with him after?
Speaker 5: Why did that cause your divorce?
Speaker 1: Let her tell her story.
Speaker 8: You do understand, Yes, my husband, he's stuck it in
Speaker 8: my and juice.
Speaker 1: No, there's a thing these fucking men out here.
Speaker 4: These men are they They have no regard for the
Speaker 4: way that they will hurt you, these fucking men out here.
Speaker 2: And if he sucks something, even if it's mud, even
Speaker 2: if it's juice, if his hard dick is in mud
Speaker 2: and juice, that's cheating.
Speaker 12: It's hard, it's adulter.
Speaker 6: It was hard. It was cheating.
Speaker 4: And this is what I tried to tell him. And
Speaker 4: I don't want to say his name. I don't want
Speaker 4: to give him away.
Speaker 5: We've known you guys been married for a very long time.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, well, I don't like to say
Speaker 4: Eddie's name. I don't like to say Eddie Johnson's name
Speaker 4: because I don't think it's and I really mud juice.
Speaker 7: Juice, dick.
Speaker 5: How'd you catch him doing this?
Speaker 4: Well, you know it hurts to talk about because all
Speaker 4: these feelings are.
Speaker 1: Just rushing raw.
Speaker 6: It hurts so much.
Speaker 4: And I'm just right back where it was two years ago,
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty three. You know, I was sitting there
Speaker 4: and I had just come home. I was go go dancing,
Speaker 4: and then my I was waiting for a text from
Speaker 4: Eddie and I won't say his name. I was waiting
Speaker 4: for a text from Eddie saying that he was going
Speaker 4: to come home. And then the text never came. But
Speaker 4: what I heard instead of a text noise was well
Speaker 4: it was a lot. It was our porch line, and.
Speaker 1: This is so keep going, this is side, keep going.
Speaker 6: I heard the door swaying open.
Speaker 4: Girl, and I walk outside to see maybe there's a
Speaker 4: raccoon or something, and I see Eddie to keep in
Speaker 4: a pile of mud, just go into town, and a
Speaker 4: dropped my plate.
Speaker 1: It shattered.
Speaker 4: I fell to the floor and I sobbed because I
Speaker 4: knew rat.
Speaker 6: Then in there he did not find me beautiful.
Speaker 4: He was.
Speaker 7: That racked rat is fucking a pile of mud. He
Speaker 7: doesn't find you.
Speaker 8: Beautiful at all, because well, and I hurts. This part hurts, girl.
Speaker 8: I can see what's coming.
Speaker 6: So he goes, oh, baby, it's not what it looks like.
Speaker 6: I was just testing, you know, this bottle, to see,
Speaker 6: like to see if we could build a treehouse on it.
Speaker 6: You always wanted a treehouse.
Speaker 1: Didn't you always bring up the treehouse.
Speaker 6: They always do.
Speaker 3: Test your mud. That's what I see my girls all night.
Speaker 3: Test your fatanyl, test your mud, Test your coke, yeah.
Speaker 5: Test your feyl if your fentanyl may have phenol in it.
Speaker 6: And so he says, you know what, baby, I'm.
Speaker 4: Just gonna go wash off. It's not what it looks like.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about this in a moment. But I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna go wash off.
Speaker 6: And then I think I hear the water running.
Speaker 4: I hear I hear jingling and jangling, and I assume,
Speaker 4: you know, he's in the kitchen bathroom, the bathroom that's
Speaker 4: a joined to the kitchen. So then I open, I
Speaker 4: sweep up the plate I dropped, you know, and I
Speaker 4: opened the door and then I hear a noise, not
Speaker 4: in the.
Speaker 6: Kitchen bathroom, but the kitchen pantry.
Speaker 13: Not gonna work for me, And I opened the kitchen
Speaker 13: pantry door, and he has poured three curtains of orange
Speaker 13: juice into a bucket and he is going to town
Speaker 13: on it.
Speaker 7: So he's sucking the bucket.
Speaker 5: Gotta be honest, that's gonna burn that after MUD's that's.
Speaker 2: Why they do the mud, because it cakes it and
Speaker 2: then you can do That's why they do it. It
Speaker 2: is going to write it and read it. That's why
Speaker 2: they do it.
Speaker 6: It's a process called mud juicing.
Speaker 4: And apparently men say it gives you this before a
Speaker 4: orgasm that no one's ever had before.
Speaker 6: And I don't know. I just wish he'd tried it
Speaker 6: with me. Thank you, money, thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh. Such a rich story.
Speaker 4: I guess it's so raw still, but my god, I
Speaker 4: have to stop talking about it.
Speaker 5: Such a rich story and beautiful story to end up
Speaker 5: on the lyrics sticky icky wiki wiki.
Speaker 3: The way the awful story goes to a beautiful song
Speaker 3: that people line dance to, people remix, people sing this
Speaker 3: song on the streets.
Speaker 7: This is the sound of just like Texas.
Speaker 3: It's also like it's such a big like just like
Speaker 3: battle cry.
Speaker 2: And honestly, and this is unfortunately, there's not a better
Speaker 2: choice of words for this. You made lemonade with this, right,
Speaker 2: and I know that's the Jews, and I am sorry,
Speaker 2: but you literally took these lemons and you turned it
Speaker 2: into something that now we can all listen to.
Speaker 1: I listened to this with.
Speaker 2: My little Gigie all the time in the car when
Speaker 2: we drive to six Flags. We go to six Flags
Speaker 2: four times a week. We love listening to this song.
Speaker 6: Spend so much time at six.
Speaker 1: She's my best friend. But that's my happy player.
Speaker 7: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 3: And I don't want to be invasive, of course, but
Speaker 3: the second I saw your Tropic Cana deal, I went,
Speaker 3: I hope she's getting paid handsomely because it feels a
Speaker 3: little like they're messing.
Speaker 5: With her like a trigger.
Speaker 3: But I went, if I know her and I know
Speaker 3: her family, she got paid very well.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously I can't speak to a business deal
Speaker 4: currently in progress, but the Tropic Cana people have been
Speaker 4: very kind and they have an onset therapist to make
Speaker 4: sure that I am okay.
Speaker 1: The what's going on at the Tropicana place.
Speaker 5: Well it's a therapist. They even need a lot. But
Speaker 5: I when I say you're you're not the only viral song.
Speaker 5: Right now. We've got everybody's doing the dance, everybody's talking
Speaker 5: about the drama of your latest album.
Speaker 6: Oh there she goes.
Speaker 1: You are hot like fucking fire girl.
Speaker 6: You are everywhere you are.
Speaker 1: You are Catinus and the woman on fire. That's what
Speaker 1: you are right now.
Speaker 5: You're so brave.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 7: I appreciate you, guys.
Speaker 5: And how long ago was the breakup?
Speaker 7: Five years ago?
Speaker 3: The album just came out, and I think it's like
Speaker 3: it's like kind of reliving. Like they say that a
Speaker 3: lot of women who give birth re experienced trauma and
Speaker 3: the body, and I think that's what happened when I
Speaker 3: gave birth to this album, like I was working on
Speaker 3: it and then I think it's I think I'll just
Speaker 3: start from the beginning. My album is called Sorry.
Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm getting so flicking.
Speaker 1: Because you're being yourself.
Speaker 6: It's beautiful because you you're good.
Speaker 1: That's true, and that's you're here. Be you girl.
Speaker 7: You do it like in an aggressive way. You're trying
Speaker 7: to make me.
Speaker 1: More welcome here in this house. We give you a
Speaker 1: fucking hog if you need it. Girl, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Yeah the girl, Yeah, yeah, thank.
Speaker 7: You so much.
Speaker 1: Talk about yourself for once in your life.
Speaker 7: The album is called fuck You. I Found You.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my very public relationship, my ex husband, Michael Phelps.
Speaker 3: I found him fucking five womens.
Speaker 6: O my god. Oh that hurts.
Speaker 7: I found him fucking five women.
Speaker 1: Think about that.
Speaker 7: Think about that, About that and the texts I found.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought after I found him fucking those
Speaker 3: five women at that wee spa, when I went home,
Speaker 3: opened his phone on his Apple ID on my laptop.
Speaker 7: Who would have thought that I was looking at my
Speaker 7: next hit album.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought reading those texts was going to
Speaker 3: melodically open something up for me?
Speaker 4: I mean, those texts are so poetically interesting because it
Speaker 4: is a group chat with him and five women. They
Speaker 4: are all planning, They have all these inside jokes, and
Speaker 4: you work all the inside jokes into the stars so seamlessly,
Speaker 4: and you take something that's funny for them and it's
Speaker 4: a source of pain for you.
Speaker 1: This song, Loose Thread, it is a fucking bop girl.
Speaker 3: I mean, besides just the group thread being a loose thread,
Speaker 3: my heart's a loose thread. Yeah, your fucking dick is
Speaker 3: a loose, dirty thread. The lies are loose threads. And
Speaker 3: then each album comes with You Can Go.
Speaker 5: So it's four four album five albums.
Speaker 7: For each for each woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there's there's the Miranda version, there is the Latte version.
Speaker 7: That bitch Latte.
Speaker 6: Latte seems the worst of the bunch.
Speaker 2: Honestly, And I'm trying to watch her rebuttal videos. She's
Speaker 2: posting so many of them, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Babe, get your bag, yeah, as long as
Speaker 3: you can, because none of them are fucking him anymore.
Speaker 7: None of them are fucking him anymore.
Speaker 1: Let's hear them all.
Speaker 3: Randa, Latte, Quinn, Melanie, and the worst of all, Junior.
Speaker 7: And she's above twenty one.
Speaker 9: Her name is Just goes By.
Speaker 7: She's above twenty one.
Speaker 6: A seductive home record named Junior.
Speaker 2: I've never ever heard something more true than a woman
Speaker 2: named Junior that goes to Wiesebaw and fucks a demon.
Speaker 3: Because I'll say it sometimes I think what I'm coming
Speaker 3: to terms with when I think the album's showing two
Speaker 3: is I fell in love with a demon, because who lies?
Speaker 7: Demons?
Speaker 1: Demons lie demons.
Speaker 2: Lie, girl, you cannot trust a demon you can't like
Speaker 2: for once.
Speaker 3: Sometimes demons come in a beautiful man and you and
Speaker 3: you trust it and you love it and you nurture
Speaker 3: it and you take care of him, and it is
Speaker 3: a bundle of lies, y'all. It's a bundle of lies.
Speaker 5: Well, that's one of my favorite songs off her album's
Speaker 5: Bundle of Lies. That's TikTok dances.
Speaker 7: To thank you so much? You know it's yeah, it's
Speaker 7: I mean, could.
Speaker 5: You give us a little bit of it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 14: You lied about anal, you lied about house, you lied
Speaker 14: about cars, and you lied about my mouse. Yes, you
Speaker 14: killed it and you murdered it. And you killed my
Speaker 14: mouse along with my heart.
Speaker 7: Bundle of lies, y'all. Bundle of lies, y'all. Pile lies, bundle.
Speaker 1: Y'all, pile of lies, y'all, the use of y'all. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're killing my you're a psychopath.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you're a demon, dickhead your pet mouse?
Speaker 6: Kill a mouse?
Speaker 4: It is so unforgivable, Are you okay?
Speaker 6: My song that I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I heard those lyrics, and I heard those lyrics and
Speaker 4: it made me want to be a different woman and
Speaker 4: I think that that you know what songs do because
Speaker 4: lies are contagious.
Speaker 5: Gosh, you've still got so much to work through.
Speaker 7: No, I do, And I think, like.
Speaker 5: What were the lies about the car?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: He lied that it worked? He lied that it worked,
Speaker 7: and it is.
Speaker 4: Do you think and you don't not to play devil's advocate?
Speaker 4: You don't think it was a mistake that he said
Speaker 4: that the car, that he said that the car worked
Speaker 4: and the car just happened to break down that day
Speaker 4: or you so I think he was.
Speaker 7: Lying to me because he thinks I'm ugly and unlovable.
Speaker 2: Well, and you answered this in her song Fred Flinstone,
Speaker 2: she answers this because she goes.
Speaker 1: She goes. You caught on work. You caught on work.
Speaker 1: I can see your feet running. You caught out work.
Speaker 1: I can see I can see you running, caught a work.
Speaker 7: I could see your feet running cat on work.
Speaker 1: I could see you.
Speaker 7: And you know what, I's just catchy.
Speaker 5: Can we talk about some of the Easter eggs that
Speaker 5: you leave in all of your work? I mean, it's amazing.
Speaker 5: I just love the Easter eggs of because you're not
Speaker 5: using names, but the Easter eggs let us know who
Speaker 5: they really are.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I am guessing. I am on, I am
Speaker 1: on guest top.
Speaker 7: I go at twelve thirty four.
Speaker 3: You texted in green text and you said you wanted
Speaker 3: to have fucking sex with all these other women. And
Speaker 3: that's Miranda because she has an Android. So that's a mickey,
Speaker 3: a hidden mickey.
Speaker 5: It's a hidden mickey that's in your album.
Speaker 6: That is a hidden meg.
Speaker 3: You got pissed off that I did that deal with Poppy,
Speaker 3: and then someone got a little insecure, and then you
Speaker 3: started fucking people outside our marriage. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: I just need I need to speak about you.
Speaker 4: Know now that whole run about junior Mints makes sense.
Speaker 6: That's junior Oh wow, you.
Speaker 7: Stuck on a junior mint. Your condom too small because
Speaker 7: your ego too big? Bitch? What the hell?
Speaker 5: And those so work together so well?
Speaker 4: Really nice?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we have to hear about thirty minutes in?
Speaker 5: Are you sure the longer?
Speaker 1: I love to talk about a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1: We have a lot. I really love to hear from you.
Speaker 1: It's time.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't mind waiting. I'm a pretty patient guy.
Speaker 5: My name is Jean viver Vi Nation vib I do
Speaker 5: kind of like the more mellow Indie. I went through
Speaker 5: a breakup and locked myself inside a cabin, yeah, for
Speaker 5: two months, and.
Speaker 6: Came up, you little thing.
Speaker 5: Thank you, your little little sweet You're precious as fuck.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 6: You are freaking a door.
Speaker 5: No please, I'm not adorable now, thank you. I'm I'm
Speaker 5: very you know, I feel a lot. I have to go.
Speaker 2: I literally, I literally want to eat you like a
Speaker 2: fucking witmen's sampler.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Literally, there's a lot of the same things
Speaker 5: that my ex would say. She would say, you're just
Speaker 5: not much of a man. You see more of like
Speaker 5: a boy, Like I just want you in a box.
Speaker 7: Like that's wrong, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: Women are women are pigs.
Speaker 3: Women women, I don't trust them as far as I
Speaker 3: can throw, I would never trust.
Speaker 7: Men are lies and women are pigs.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Cars don't work?
Speaker 1: Yeah yours?
Speaker 5: No. So. My songs are heartbreaking, devastating, confusing. Some people
Speaker 5: have said ambiguous, but a lot of people love to
Speaker 5: listen to it the moment they get broken up with.
Speaker 5: This is the album to cry to you.
Speaker 7: Can you sing one of your songs?
Speaker 5: Oh thank you so much? Is there one that you
Speaker 5: were interested in earth.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 7: That they're all named numbers, which I find so fast.
Speaker 6: I mean, forty seven really got to aze. I personally
Speaker 6: love forty seven.
Speaker 4: I know that's probably a pretty basic answer a lot
Speaker 4: of people.
Speaker 3: Are, but I want to know because you don't sing
Speaker 3: forty it's just titled that.
Speaker 6: So it's just it's just, yeah, I'm dying to know
Speaker 6: the code.
Speaker 1: What's in your head?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Thank you. I kind of leave it up to
Speaker 5: you guys, like what you guys interpret it as.
Speaker 2: I mean, the basic interpretation is you wrote these in
Speaker 2: the order they were released.
Speaker 5: That's one way to interpret it, and maybe it's true.
Speaker 5: But the other way to interpret it is whatever you're thinking.
Speaker 6: Well, I think whatever I'm thinking.
Speaker 7: I think, like you process so much in this cabin, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went through a lot in this proud so
Speaker 5: it is this cabin by the way, So this cabin
Speaker 5: was in Culver City.
Speaker 6: Where do you live normally?
Speaker 7: I have a friend that goes camping there all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I live in Pomps Okay, Okay, it's really
Speaker 5: closet kind of yeah.
Speaker 1: So where do you guys live, by the way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where do you guys live?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: I live in Burbank.
Speaker 3: We used to live on Pico Robertson and now I
Speaker 3: live in North Hollywood.
Speaker 7: That's awesome where you live.
Speaker 5: Yeah there you scream else again.
Speaker 1: Bomb.
Speaker 6: It's really hard to pinpoint elsa gundo culture, but.
Speaker 2: You are no, it's bomb. Y'all gotta come down. I'll
Speaker 2: meet you all halfway Long Beach too. You can go there.
Speaker 7: Well, halfway isn't okay? Yeah?
Speaker 15: The river rock, the river rock travels down slowly, river changes,
Speaker 15: river changes.
Speaker 5: Is it ever the same water that you step into? Fire? Fire?
Speaker 16: Fire?
Speaker 5: My heart's wolf, My anger is pain. Have you ever
Speaker 5: thought of a child in the rain.
Speaker 1: We were gonna be on that, we were gonna.
Speaker 5: Be but then you broke my heart. Broke my heart
Speaker 5: like I knew you. Bo bo bo bo bow bow
Speaker 5: bow child. Wow.
Speaker 2: If this were ten years ago, I'll take you down
Speaker 2: right now. Do you mean that was so hot? I
Speaker 2: think I would take you down.
Speaker 3: I will say, I think you are a perfect fit
Speaker 3: for the Sphere, and I'm glad you're doing.
Speaker 5: You are so the.
Speaker 6: Sphere at the Sphere.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 7: It's a perfect fit. And I'm really proud of you.
Speaker 1: I love that they're going to drop stress balls out
Speaker 1: of the roof.
Speaker 5: Yes, they're dropping stress balls out of the.
Speaker 1: Roof, and they're gonna do chemical t can.
Speaker 5: So it's gonna be Kim only a tea cannon. We're
Speaker 5: only using one ninetieth of the sphere to do my
Speaker 5: kind of like apartment in Culver City, the.
Speaker 1: Rest to make it.
Speaker 7: Are they bringing the apartment there?
Speaker 5: They're bringing the apartment there, building a practical set antractor
Speaker 5: the second of the sphere.
Speaker 1: Drama.
Speaker 6: The streens are going to be dark why drama?
Speaker 5: Yeah, dark dark screens. I think practical set dark screen could.
Speaker 1: Have done it anywhere. Awesome.
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Speaker 4: I really do love this song, though it is such
Speaker 4: a it's so hard to listen to when I'm not
Speaker 4: actively in the throes of a breakup, because it is
Speaker 4: it takes you to that place, it transports you that place.
Speaker 5: I have heard that about my music, that it's only
Speaker 5: translatable when you're going really, really through something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I always wondered what human woman was that about?
Speaker 5: So that was about a human woman, that was about
Speaker 5: this well, I don't like to talk about her, but
Speaker 5: at that point of my life, I was going through
Speaker 5: a breakup with a girl named let's call her b.
Speaker 5: B was my world, my life, my everything.
Speaker 3: See, I'm sorry, but I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 3: like that we're hiding her. I don't like that we're
Speaker 3: putting her on blast. We should all be putting these
Speaker 3: people on blast. I said Michael's address, I said his
Speaker 3: phone number. I did it all, you did all the
Speaker 3: five of those girls.
Speaker 7: You should do that with me.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. I think my music
Speaker 5: only works if you don't fully understand it, if you
Speaker 5: see the real story, and that I just didn't text
Speaker 5: her back a lot, and she got frustrated.
Speaker 2: I sing my ex husbands. I sing my ex husband's
Speaker 2: dental records. Huh, I sing my ex husbands dental I
Speaker 2: remember that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh what song is that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: That's are you fucking a girl?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 6: One?
Speaker 4: You know the little one two three four five scale
Speaker 4: they do when they hate your teeth.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I bounced on something. What did you say earlier?
Speaker 5: Oh? No, no problem. I was just saying, if you
Speaker 5: see the I have to keep my lyrics ambiguous because
Speaker 5: if you know the real story, it's actually pretty boring.
Speaker 5: And I actually I just didn't. She broke up with it.
Speaker 7: I applaud that, honestly, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 6: Do you think you'd ever text her back?
Speaker 5: Now? I thought about it. I've really thought about it.
Speaker 5: Texting is tough sometimes though, I cannot figure.
Speaker 7: Out what relationship does that have to the river in the.
Speaker 5: Water for me? For me, so for me, the river
Speaker 5: was kind of the symbol of our love and the rock.
Speaker 7: Was the base of it.
Speaker 5: But sometimes the river changes, and sometimes rocks lie and
Speaker 5: well yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Rocks lie in a river literally every day.
Speaker 7: What a group of songwriters.
Speaker 5: So that's what I was kind of going for. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Got ate up by those damn Rocks.
Speaker 7: Let's talk, season desist.
Speaker 9: Let's talk.
Speaker 5: Is very public, Yes, yours is very public.
Speaker 7: I sang the season desisted on the back side of
Speaker 7: the album.
Speaker 4: I Love You are singing every piece of evidence as
Speaker 4: it relates to you.
Speaker 7: Urban has a shower curtain of the season.
Speaker 5: Decess, what can we talk about your hit song? Ceased
Speaker 5: to exist?
Speaker 3: Cease to exist, cease and desisting that.
Speaker 1: Thing now.
Speaker 17: Now you cease to exist? You see send set my
Speaker 17: heart and your heart.
Speaker 14: And those five women's hearts to who it may concerns.
Speaker 14: She's using the words die life rights and she does
Speaker 14: not have control, doesn't have it all.
Speaker 7: Cease You're a.
Speaker 3: Bell lady to speak, belady to speak.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't get into the part where I actually sing
Speaker 3: the legal jargon because it makes me soft girl.
Speaker 1: That's legit good, by the way, makes that was good
Speaker 1: for real.
Speaker 5: Right before Bob enters with his verse, well, he.
Speaker 7: Does the legal jargeon, he does the legal.
Speaker 3: Very quick article one really and Bob has a way
Speaker 3: of rapping things so happy and it was hard to
Speaker 3: get into that place.
Speaker 7: But then when you just read what they were, like
Speaker 7: legally threatening.
Speaker 1: It like glad He's back by the way, Where was he?
Speaker 6: Where did he go?
Speaker 4: Now he's doing side effects for Zoeloft and stuff he's doing.
Speaker 7: He's doing all the side of Boom and he's doing
Speaker 7: all of this.
Speaker 6: He's doing all the side effects.
Speaker 7: Okay, but any season desists for you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could call it that he keeps
Speaker 2: trying to take my fucking kid away from me.
Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, it's but it's.
Speaker 2: Not season to sayst I mean, look, he's trying to
Speaker 2: get back at me, that freaking loser, trying to get
Speaker 2: out there, trying to make all this stuff, put it
Speaker 2: up online.
Speaker 1: But everyone knows it's a lie.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows it's a lie because I'm screaming it and
Speaker 2: you're typing it.
Speaker 7: You're screaming it, I'm typing it. You're lying that.
Speaker 6: This is a lot. It is a lot.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter, dude, it doesn't matter. You're not
Speaker 2: taking a googie away from me, and you're living your
Speaker 2: fucking life as a lie. You're gonna be living in
Speaker 2: Modesto for the rest of your life, opening a vintage
Speaker 2: store and fucking eating your own ass.
Speaker 5: Can I say that? It's just reminding me of your
Speaker 5: beautiful song. What are you fucking? Another girl or a skateboard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about that one.
Speaker 5: I love it. I love that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what are your fucking?
Speaker 1: What are you fucking? Another girl of skateboard? Another girl
Speaker 1: of a skateboard? What are your fucking what are your
Speaker 1: fucking another girl of a skateboard? Another girl of skateboard?
Speaker 7: Mark Ronson did that with you?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Mark Bronson, Mark, Mark, Martin.
Speaker 6: Johnson.
Speaker 10: Yeah, his father, the older one, Martin Johnson.
Speaker 1: There's back in the music.
Speaker 6: He's back.
Speaker 1: You can't get Mark, get Mark. It's like the O
Speaker 1: g Mark.
Speaker 4: Gosh, that's awesome, says Oh yeah, any came after me
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 6: Surprisingly wasn't the hit.
Speaker 4: It was sort of a B side, but he really
Speaker 4: didn't like it. It's a song that you know, I
Speaker 4: tried to obscure his identity as much as I could,
Speaker 4: and I tried to like make it more a metaphor.
Speaker 4: But it's a song called Sticky Little Dicky in the
Speaker 4: peanut butter sauce.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not a ty peanut butter sauce.
Speaker 1: Dick.
Speaker 6: I mean it hurts to talk about.
Speaker 7: This is gonna make me.
Speaker 1: Can you sing it for us? Because I haven't heard
Speaker 1: this one. It was a B side.
Speaker 6: It was a B side, and he the one he
Speaker 6: took issue with.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm literally performing with a guitar in a in
Speaker 4: a little danky little venue. But it's okay, okay, stanky
Speaker 4: little dick and the peanut butter sauce, sanky little thick tonight.
Speaker 7: He turned it up.
Speaker 4: One second, one second, stanky little dick in the peanut.
Speaker 6: Butter styles and you put in there all night.
Speaker 4: In the peanut butter sauce, stinky little dick. Oh no,
Speaker 4: stinky little dick in the peanut butter sauce. And he
Speaker 4: left it there too long. Call the fire department.
Speaker 6: Got a stinky little dick in there. Can't get the
Speaker 6: sauce off.
Speaker 9: Oh no, he gotta do it.
Speaker 4: Fire chief said, we gotta get more people on in here,
Speaker 4: get this lid off of the peanuts.
Speaker 9: Then we go to the hospital, in the hospital, in the.
Speaker 6: Hospital, and that's a whole one. But that's just the chorus.
Speaker 1: You can't imagine, You can't imagine.
Speaker 6: What's going on and what he gets up into in
Speaker 6: the hospital.
Speaker 1: It is nasty.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're trying to answering this question
Speaker 2: is peanut butter sauce different than peanut butter.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you get this time.
Speaker 1: He's talking about tie peanut sauce you're talking about.
Speaker 6: So that's exactly what it, Eddie.
Speaker 4: Eddie's grandma is actually Tie and she makes this great.
Speaker 1: So that's gonna burn a lot.
Speaker 4: Again, we had some leftover and we keep it in
Speaker 4: jars for safe keeping.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I had a question.
Speaker 5: You mentioned taking off the jar lits. Did he put
Speaker 5: his penis through the jar lit? Because you said take
Speaker 5: the jar lid off the penis. I'm just trying to
Speaker 5: always with your songs, you're painting a story.
Speaker 1: I just simply unbelievable.
Speaker 7: They go to cheese, I believe.
Speaker 3: Because what's crazy is you didn't just teach cheat on
Speaker 3: you with that peanut sauce.
Speaker 7: He all cheated on you with that jar.
Speaker 1: And he wanted to get caught.
Speaker 6: He literally got caught because literally wanted to get caught.
Speaker 6: And to answer your question, we keep the jars hollowed
Speaker 6: out to oxidize them before we put them in the fridge.
Speaker 5: And so.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, girl, obviously have never kept a house literally honestly.
Speaker 4: Just changes when you rent to win your own yes,
Speaker 4: you must changes.
Speaker 6: You must not own yet.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: You must not own yet. And so we do keep
Speaker 6: the lid.
Speaker 4: We keep a little bit of air flow in there,
Speaker 4: because it's sort of like if you've ever decanted a
Speaker 4: glass of wine.
Speaker 6: We do the same with our jars of peanut butter sauce.
Speaker 7: So it was.
Speaker 6: Readily available for him, which is why he thought he
Speaker 6: could sneak it in real quick.
Speaker 3: What's readily available for him sounds like a man, walks
Speaker 3: like a man.
Speaker 6: Men are unbelievable.
Speaker 1: He sounds like a sex addict.
Speaker 7: Honestly, I know a thing are to you about sex addicts?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know it.
Speaker 7: And their swimmers, their swimmers.
Speaker 6: Have you dated other swimmers?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 3: Just Michael, right, okay, right, no, I'm Done's done.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about your now very public relationship. Pastor Mike
Speaker 5: with pastor Mike, pastor.
Speaker 7: Back to back for TikTok, Pastor Mike.
Speaker 5: Every everybody is seeing those photos of you in Barbados.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you some men, tiny few listen.
Speaker 5: But I want to say, and I don't mean to
Speaker 5: call you out. Yeah, he had a wife and he
Speaker 5: got a divorce to start dating you.
Speaker 7: He communicated that divorce really clearly.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, there to you, and what was the I'm
Speaker 6: curious about the timeline of when you came into the
Speaker 6: picture and when the divorce came.
Speaker 3: So sick of people asking for the time totally and
Speaker 3: probably endorsed you.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you this isn't music enough. Why do you
Speaker 7: need the timeline?
Speaker 1: You need the time.
Speaker 6: I'm sick of it.
Speaker 1: It happens all the time.
Speaker 7: They're like, when did you date him? And when did
Speaker 7: you date him? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: I'm making music for you.
Speaker 8: I'm making music for you.
Speaker 4: You just had us all post those Instagram stories that
Speaker 4: said nothing you've ever done is wrong, and.
Speaker 7: So I'm just curious. I'm sorry, it's my filter. I
Speaker 7: worked on it for a long time.
Speaker 5: It's a good because in twenty three you came out
Speaker 5: with Pastor's Plaything, which is a hit song.
Speaker 3: But I wonder I'll say, that's when I was cheating
Speaker 3: on Joelastein's wife with Jolistine.
Speaker 5: Oh so you were cheating on.
Speaker 6: You were dating a different pastor?
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 7: Why does that matter?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: I didn't right about that?
Speaker 17: So?
Speaker 5: Well, you did Pastor's play Thing?
Speaker 3: Well, Pastor's play Thing is just an e M hit
Speaker 3: and it just says Pastor's play thing over and over.
Speaker 18: Well, girl, I'd like to hear it.
Speaker 5: I did nothing wrong. Holy song really falls apart when,
Speaker 5: of course I can't tell I this the Father and
Speaker 5: the Holy Ghost of the Caerdactyl.
Speaker 6: I love it. I love all your music.
Speaker 1: That's a bob. I mean, that's what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: the making the art.
Speaker 4: You know, we have made such an incredible something that's
Speaker 4: amazing that's come.
Speaker 7: Out of this art.
Speaker 6: We're all going to the Grammys this year.
Speaker 5: We've all been no. I think it's really cool new artists.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 7: We're all kind of should I spoil it?
Speaker 5: You can spoil the Grammy.
Speaker 4: Let a man spoil the Grammys. They're not They're not
Speaker 4: gonna watch anyway.
Speaker 3: We're doing a massive medley each of us come out,
Speaker 3: but the stage are these massive pictures of our exes
Speaker 3: that when we come out and sing our song, that
Speaker 3: whole flag of our ex will burn.
Speaker 1: It lights on fire and burns to the ground.
Speaker 3: And then by the time that one burns, my medley'st done.
Speaker 3: And then it goes onto Wanky Stinky Dick and then
Speaker 3: that picture of him.
Speaker 5: Sorry, it's stinky winky tinky winky dick love the name
Speaker 5: of that song.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's really it's really exciting to be able
Speaker 2: to bring that to.
Speaker 1: The Grammys, to sing this in front of so many
Speaker 1: other people.
Speaker 2: I think my fucking ex is going to be there
Speaker 2: because he's on the janitorial staff, and I hope he
Speaker 2: cleans up his own ashes.
Speaker 6: That kind of sucks clean up his own.
Speaker 5: His own Why take that shift? I wonder why did
Speaker 5: he take that shift? That's really key.
Speaker 1: I guess the Staples Center.
Speaker 3: I really a professional skateboard I feel like that's taking
Speaker 3: it a little far. I'll be honest, Green Why I
Speaker 3: just think like, I think that's a little bit too far.
Speaker 19: Like I didn't tell him to work that night. I'm
Speaker 19: not going to change the way I live my life,
Speaker 19: but I feel bad bad. I represent divorce women all
Speaker 19: over the world. They look to me to be divorced.
Speaker 2: They look to me to treat my ex like shit
Speaker 2: because war has begun and it's not going to end
Speaker 2: until it can't happen anymore.
Speaker 7: I went here, I know where you're at.
Speaker 3: When I did Pastor's play Thing, I saw the devil
Speaker 3: in my eyes and I went I went too far.
Speaker 3: I was an adultery. I was I was doing the
Speaker 3: things that tore me up. And it's because I wanted
Speaker 3: to bring a gun to the knife fight, because Michael
Speaker 3: Phelps did. So what I'm telling you is, I think
Speaker 3: I see myself in you right now, and.
Speaker 1: I Nah, you don't see me. I'm doing good.
Speaker 2: I drink seven buzzballs a night, and I end up
Speaker 2: with anyone who talks to me.
Speaker 1: Don't you see? I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2: And I get up and I write a song about them,
Speaker 2: and I hang out with my googie and then I
Speaker 2: drink more buzzballs.
Speaker 1: That's my fucking life.
Speaker 5: Of It's making sense why the husband wants to take
Speaker 5: the kid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Gig was the name of the beginning. It sounded like green.
Speaker 5: Do you have buzzballs? I see three empty buzzballs where
Speaker 5: you're drinking them. You're cut away from.
Speaker 1: Your strawberry jakery.
Speaker 4: But Nana dakery a Lotah, they're good buzz I just
Speaker 4: like I think, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just seeing that we're not always in the right.
Speaker 6: Do you guys ever feel regret?
Speaker 5: That's kind of half my album Misregret.
Speaker 2: Do you miss a ship when it hits the fucking toilet?
Speaker 7: Which party?
Speaker 1: I don't go?
Speaker 7: My body is missing something.
Speaker 5: I don't There has been a couple of ships I've
Speaker 5: taken that I do miss it.
Speaker 1: You miss those ships.
Speaker 7: I'll say this.
Speaker 3: When I take that ship out of the out of
Speaker 3: the toilet and I throw it out and I throw
Speaker 3: it on the wall, then I feel weird.
Speaker 5: Why do you do that?
Speaker 7: I'm being metaphorical.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, if I make a mess of someone else's ship,
Speaker 3: pastor has played it, I made a mess.
Speaker 7: I think. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just think there's there's a lot to be said
Speaker 3: about this anger and where it takes us.
Speaker 1: I have other songs.
Speaker 5: You do have a beautiful song.
Speaker 7: You have a beautiful it felt.
Speaker 5: It felt almost like uh, an olive branch to your ex.
Speaker 5: I really really appreciate. It's like the whole album is
Speaker 5: about the pain and the anger and the fuck you attitude,
Speaker 5: but it ends in this beautiful, somber note of the
Speaker 5: door is always open in a way for them to
Speaker 5: come back.
Speaker 3: The way you're like relating to you bring it back
Speaker 3: in the bridge. Can you do the bridge.
Speaker 5: About can you just do the whole song?
Speaker 3: Just do the whole song because the Warped Tour part
Speaker 3: when he's and she's like, meet me.
Speaker 1: It's quiet without you in my house.
Speaker 5: Dead.
Speaker 1: I wonder what you're all about now.
Speaker 2: Sitting around on the swan boats dancing for front du.
Speaker 20: I'm never gonna be alone again because the memory of
Speaker 20: you is stay with me. I'm never gonna be alone
Speaker 20: again because the memory remains dumn.
Speaker 5: Here comes the Bridgewarp.
Speaker 2: Tour twenty nineteen. We locked eyes across the TV screen.
Speaker 2: I saw you on the Jumbo Tron, and I think
Speaker 2: about how you were gone. You never missed me, and
Speaker 2: I never miss you. I'm gonna kiss you, but you
Speaker 2: don't have a clue. We're gonna find a way to
Speaker 2: get back to each other, but I can't because I
Speaker 2: got another lover. The timings wrong, the timing ain't right.
Speaker 2: I guess it's time to get in a big fight.
Speaker 2: Because if I'm screaming and I'm all mad, that means
Speaker 2: I can still see your heart in my eyes.
Speaker 5: Done, don't dount dune.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be alone again.
Speaker 7: We're gonna be alone again, and I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Memory You're never.
Speaker 5: Gonna be alone with me, beautiful.
Speaker 6: That is just amazing, Absolutely heartbreak.
Speaker 17: I heard that.
Speaker 4: Absolutely when a song is yours, it is just so clear,
Speaker 4: it is just immediately.
Speaker 5: It's a belt it.
Speaker 7: I fell to my knees at a pack son when
Speaker 7: I heard that it's crying.
Speaker 1: Crying has done a lot for me, and I love that.
Speaker 7: No one can say. Nobody can say.
Speaker 1: I love it. Packsun shut up, buzzballs.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I'm trying to like find the folly of
Speaker 7: our ways.
Speaker 1: No, it's good, you know what good.
Speaker 6: We've all got stuff going on. I mean, you have
Speaker 6: that album that's all vowels coming out.
Speaker 5: Thank you. It's all vowels, and what's that about? So
Speaker 5: it's about all vowels. Basically what happened is after my
Speaker 5: first love, I met a girl and then we broke up.
Speaker 5: And the second album, after the first album came out,
Speaker 5: I was very exciting, got swept up in another relationship
Speaker 5: and this one is about another, maybe even more tragic
Speaker 5: breakup where the first one I understood. This one ripped
Speaker 5: my heart out. Yeah, it was really hard. It's really
Speaker 5: really hard. It's really let's hear a song, dude, are you.
Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, man, love to do that if you're okay
Speaker 6: to wait are yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 5: My second song fifty three minutes in, is that good?
Speaker 7: The twenty second TikTok.
Speaker 1: Do the fast one?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll do the fast one. That so I had
Speaker 5: a released. It was very slow. Some kid online sped
Speaker 5: it up and now they're really doing it over kind
Speaker 5: of pictures of their dead. They completely misunderstood the song.
Speaker 1: Understand it.
Speaker 5: Okay, here, I'll do the original. No, I'll do the
Speaker 5: speed up. But that's that's just twenty no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I'm milking it for sure. This is my moment under
Speaker 5: the son. But You're gone, gone, gone gone gone? Oh you?
Speaker 5: Oh you? Oh you, yeah, You're gone? Thank you. That
Speaker 5: song was called oh you oh?
Speaker 7: So the titles are vowels.
Speaker 5: Do you guys hate me? What's going on? Is because
Speaker 5: I'm a man? Is because you guys project all your
Speaker 5: exes on me, because I'm a man.
Speaker 7: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 6: That is sings happening, not not what I was trying
Speaker 6: to do at all.
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking my brass knuckles out. If you start
Speaker 1: talking to us like that.
Speaker 7: We're all talking, we're all attacking each other.
Speaker 1: Don't like that, don't you say?
Speaker 6: We've all been hurt. We've been hurt the people we
Speaker 6: have turned into broken people taking it out on each other.
Speaker 6: We are not our pain.
Speaker 5: They were green, crying and covered in mud. Wait can
Speaker 5: I they were pain?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna play.
Speaker 5: Oh you want to go ahead?
Speaker 7: Inspired?
Speaker 5: Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's gonna be such an experiment if this gets
Speaker 1: picked up.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna see if it works.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 1: Mike is nowhere near them at all.
Speaker 5: I think it's gonna work.
Speaker 6: It's gonna work. I think it's gonna work.
Speaker 5: Oh, here we go. They were green, they were crying,
Speaker 5: they were covered in mud.
Speaker 6: They were sticky.
Speaker 4: They were juicy, talking about excuses and why they couldn't
Speaker 4: be enough.
Speaker 20: Only when you see the rainbow do you realize that
Speaker 20: gets rare?
Speaker 1: When you find the pot of gold?
Speaker 7: Do you even remember his name?
Speaker 1: Rock travels in the river? Does it change? Doesn't get
Speaker 1: small with time?
Speaker 5: The water doesn't hurt for a second, but over time
Speaker 5: breaks his salt.
Speaker 7: Stick your dick in the mud, stick.
Speaker 1: Sticky dick in the sticky, pull on the jo like
Speaker 1: red one put in cancer.
Speaker 5: You can be the fastest swimmer but a terrible lover.
Speaker 15: Amen.
Speaker 5: Wow, that was like, we are the world but for breakups.
Speaker 1: Question. Now that's why. Goodnight, beautiful Dynasty typewriter.
Speaker 5: Good night talking about all this on our Grammys, on
Speaker 5: our patre on.
Speaker 7: It's the cheapest three bucks.
Speaker 1: Bye bye.
Speaker 5: Artists on artists on artists on artists.
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