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Speaker 1: making noise data Episode sixty, another milestone, another one we
Speaker 1: haven't done in a while. Another one. You know it's
Speaker 1: also making noise. Making noise was the sound of a
Speaker 1: mallet cracking stone crab all morning. And I gotta tell you, Brody,
Speaker 1: that is barbaric if you think about the act of
Speaker 1: what we didn't hear Joe stone Crab, the famous people
Speaker 1: from Miami to sponsor sponsor Nope, not Otherwise you're gonna
Speaker 1: make me hit that jingle. You know what, you haven't
Speaker 1: done that in a while. You've been very good, trying
Speaker 1: to be good jingles dust. I don't want to hit
Speaker 1: that jing I know. So. Joe stone Crab famous for
Speaker 1: their stone crabs caught in the Biscayne Bay seasonally. I
Speaker 1: mean it's October to April. And the best part about
Speaker 1: a stone crab is you're not really killing the animal.
Speaker 1: You're just grabbing the claws and back they regenerate. Now.
Speaker 1: I know some people are gonna say, yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: still taking the club. Okay, no thing's perfect, but this
Speaker 1: is as close to okay for people who don't want to,
Speaker 1: you know, harm animals and whatnot. But but the barbaric
Speaker 1: part of it, oh is taking the hamlet. They literally
Speaker 1: they send you like they so they sent us a
Speaker 1: bunch of crab claws to celebrate the opening of stone
Speaker 1: crab season. So they the shells are rocks on You
Speaker 1: can't you could not if you're another animal, like outside
Speaker 1: of a shark, like, I don't know how you would
Speaker 1: like attack this thing even think you can do it
Speaker 1: with a nutcracker. You need a mallet. And so here's
Speaker 1: what we did. You take the mallet and you basically say,
Speaker 1: fuck you, stone crab, We're humans. We have outsmarted you.
Speaker 1: And they laid the claws out on these boards. Don't
Speaker 1: say wait, don't say wait. Well I laid the claws down,
Speaker 1: I cracked them open. You laid the claw out upside
Speaker 1: down unprofessionally. Then you took a whack at it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know I didn't go to school for cracking crab claw.
Speaker 1: You guys, you guys listening, you guys, you've all been
Speaker 1: to the carnival, right when they have that thing where
Speaker 1: you take the mallet and you swing it and you
Speaker 1: hit the base of it, the whack a mole, no no,
Speaker 1: and then the thing the bell goes on. No, No,
Speaker 1: the weight goes all the way up, and you like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't always hit the bell if you're not strong,
Speaker 1: but it might go up to seventy eight. Not right.
Speaker 1: What you did was like a thirty. You took a
Speaker 1: whack at the stone crab, and the stone crab looked
Speaker 1: back and you went because it is a barbaric you
Speaker 1: would starve to death. It was like you didn't want
Speaker 1: to hurt the crab smashing it with and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it right, and everybody else did it
Speaker 1: for you. If you hit it too hard, it cracks
Speaker 1: into a hundred. There is an art form. There is
Speaker 1: an art to hit it around a seven like boom,
Speaker 1: because if you hit it too hard then it flashes everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hit the wall. I am a stone crab professional. Well
Speaker 1: let me tell you something I got. I got. I
Speaker 1: chewed on some of that shell and we got in
Speaker 1: my You gotta be careful the sharp speaking of which
Speaker 1: we're not speaking of it. I know you hate when
Speaker 1: to go off on tangents. You complained about that today
Speaker 1: on the fifteen minute Morning Jump. Um. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about something. A sound clip of a woman who's
Speaker 1: on the news. We need to get your ITTs in
Speaker 1: here because I need her opinion on it. You have
Speaker 1: the clip I wanted, Yeah, I got the clip. I
Speaker 1: just was calling her in all right, So play that clip.
Speaker 1: I want you to hear. I want you to hear
Speaker 1: the way the woman is telling the story that out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, her accent changes. Listen to it. For decades Alli.
Speaker 1: In fact, it was held by George H. Bush ninety
Speaker 1: six and it's been in Republican hands ever since. But
Speaker 1: now with the changing demographic, you still have those college
Speaker 1: educated whites, you have four percent African Americans and thirty
Speaker 1: percent Latinos. Democrats are seeing perhaps their chance if they
Speaker 1: can they can get Latinos to turn of flipping the seaton.
Speaker 1: I know they took. She took the word, and she
Speaker 1: over emphasized it. She went she she was doing her
Speaker 1: sentence and then she has Latinos. So she was speaking
Speaker 1: very she was she was speaking really like like fluent
Speaker 1: proper English, and then when the the l A t
Speaker 1: I n O S word came, she went Latinos. Now,
Speaker 1: look that woman happens to be Latino. She has she
Speaker 1: has license to do that. She has Okay, she pronounced
Speaker 1: it properly for the way you would pronounce it if
Speaker 1: you were if you were speaking not Look, I understand
Speaker 1: it's the proper pronunciation Latinos. I just don't as a
Speaker 1: non Latino. It seems a lot of place, you know,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do that for everybody. Like for instance, if
Speaker 1: I was doing the story, right, I'm Jewish. If I
Speaker 1: was doing the story and I was talking about Christians,
Speaker 1: Muslims and Jews, and I was saying that she's so
Speaker 1: much voting, and I said, oh, you know, Christians or
Speaker 1: Muslims are and choose seventy three percent. That's to me,
Speaker 1: that's the equivalent, Like you're adding the ethnicity to it.
Speaker 1: Like she could have said Latinos. She could have said,
Speaker 1: but if you listen to the clip longer, she does
Speaker 1: it like five times. She's like, so that's why both
Speaker 1: Democrats Republicans are trying to get nothing else. I've seen
Speaker 1: the opposite of that, Okay, I've seen the opposite. I've
Speaker 1: seen on Spanish television on Telemundo. You're watching a commercial
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden they're they're talking in Spanish
Speaker 1: for a serial, and all of a sudden, it's like
Speaker 1: cuckoo for Coco puffs and then in perfect that's the slogan,
Speaker 1: that's the moment that but that's the opposite. So why
Speaker 1: didn't know because some words don't translate or brand names.
Speaker 1: You can't translate a brand name, like if Goya, you
Speaker 1: if Goya met football. It doesn't, but if it did,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't say football. You'd still say going. But so
Speaker 1: I but I what I'm saying is I'm watching Spanish
Speaker 1: TV and they're giving a sports store score and they're like,
Speaker 1: they'll say whatever, la la la la the Yankees. It's
Speaker 1: not it's just like it's like, don't say That's another
Speaker 1: thing we talked about the Spanish. We talked about this
Speaker 1: on The Big Show. They Hispanic people don't say Yankees.
Speaker 1: They say a lot not going to put the j in. There.
Speaker 1: A lot of people who speak Spanish primarily Enkies because
Speaker 1: the y is a j sound in Spanish. But what
Speaker 1: I don't understand, and we've talked about this on the
Speaker 1: Big Show, is it it's still Yankees. But I'm making
Speaker 1: the comparison that I don't understand that you get that
Speaker 1: from that was MSNBC. Whatever you get Marian right, she's
Speaker 1: a Spanish person and she's a Hispanic person. She's a
Speaker 1: Hispanic person and she's using Hispanic word. Right. But so
Speaker 1: how does this sound from? But how's it any different
Speaker 1: from a newscaster or commercially because Italian person talks about you.
Speaker 1: If an Italian person was doing the story and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I had a hamburger, I had a cheeseburger and I
Speaker 1: had chicken up on, you wouldn't say that you had chicken,
Speaker 1: Pam Jean. You wouldn't go ahead of You're just stay
Speaker 1: with that. You would just add yeah, yah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it. You wouldn't go right. So they're doing it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're at sis here, you're at sir. You have a
Speaker 1: headset yours who produces the phone for Robust in the
Speaker 1: morning show? You should know her by now. Uh. She
Speaker 1: is the co host of a podcast called Bees on
Speaker 1: the Mic on Heart Radio. Where is it now? Where
Speaker 1: can we find it? Don't SoundCloud? Uh? It's well, it's
Speaker 1: it's my podcast. If you know me in real life,
Speaker 1: you know that I curse you do. Now. You're also bilingual,
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying that you are that everybody thinks
Speaker 1: the same way or you're definitively brought. I just want
Speaker 1: your opinion on something. Play the clip. I should have
Speaker 1: just tweaked it a a little bit at the beginning, a
Speaker 1: little long. They play the clip. Decades it was held
Speaker 1: by George H. Bush nine six, and it's been in
Speaker 1: Republican hands ever since. But now with the changing demographic,
Speaker 1: you still have those college educated whites, you have fourteen
Speaker 1: percent African Americans and thirty Latinos. Democrats are seeing perhaps
Speaker 1: they can get Latinos to turn right. So she's having
Speaker 1: a sentence, she's, oh, if she's like white African Americans, Latinos, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say Latinos. I don't see a problem with
Speaker 1: it either. I don't. I don't know. I just I
Speaker 1: don't have a problem with it. It's just what does
Speaker 1: you want to say Latinos? No, I would doesn't speak
Speaker 1: with an accent normally. And as I said that, she
Speaker 1: right lingual. I'm sure she is okay, And I would
Speaker 1: say Latinos too, right, But I speak a little bit
Speaker 1: of other languages, but I wouldn't. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's wrong, but I didn't say it's wrong or
Speaker 1: in correct. I just I've never heard you slip into
Speaker 1: a an accent on a word in the middle of
Speaker 1: a sentence. Usually it's the whole sentence. Yeah, but usually
Speaker 1: I would say I would say latinos, but have been
Speaker 1: Ricky would say Latinos, but haven't you Ricky doesn't say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she said I'm Latino. She wouldn't go I'm latin Haven't
Speaker 1: you ever been watching Spanish TV? And when when all
Speaker 1: of a sudden the commercial comes on, like you know,
Speaker 1: it could be Spanish language, Spanish language television and a
Speaker 1: commercial for something comes on, and then I'm just gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of the products Spanish Spanish doctor
Speaker 1: fat laws. Yeah, ok it hit the jingle hit you
Speaker 1: were doing so well of all the names. You know,
Speaker 1: a minute ago he said cocoa puffs or something right
Speaker 1: for cocoa for coco puffs. Now when you're in here,
Speaker 1: he slips in his his his client. I also commercial
Speaker 1: you making low. You've only been recording for like two minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't take long, so I even compliments. So you
Speaker 1: hear that happening? Now I hear happened. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: ever heard me tell a story about like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of Christians, some Muslims, and some Jews,
Speaker 1: right right, But that's not a different language. I guess
Speaker 1: different inflections. It's an inflection. But you know, now I
Speaker 1: would I think she's correct. I think I would say
Speaker 1: what if we're like, oh, you know you can you
Speaker 1: can say hello in many different languages. You know. Apple
Speaker 1: teaches me that every time I you can say hello,
Speaker 1: you can say olah, or you can say hello. No,
Speaker 1: I don't do it. I think she was just trying
Speaker 1: to be polite. I think because the Latino community wants
Speaker 1: to be called Latinos, not Latinos, Latinos. It's weird, okay.
Speaker 1: So there are people who aren't bilingual, who are of
Speaker 1: Hispanic descent, who would just say Latinos. Yeah, well no,
Speaker 1: Ricky is not bi linguals. She only speaks English and
Speaker 1: she says Latinos. She's like, I'm a Latino. You've never
Speaker 1: says it to get credit? Do they get offended if
Speaker 1: I go to San Juan and I and I you
Speaker 1: just said don't and don't say they well, you just do.
Speaker 1: People get You're not well, you're not Puerto Rican, so
Speaker 1: I'm not as opposed to you today. Get offended if
Speaker 1: I go to San Juan and I say, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: here in Puerto Rico, or or or do I have
Speaker 1: to say Puerto Rico. I don't think you have to say,
Speaker 1: because yeah, exactly. So if you say Puerto Rico, they're like,
Speaker 1: at least they're trying, but make it look like I'm
Speaker 1: making fun of them, because I don't want that either.
Speaker 1: I don't think they ever think you're making fun of
Speaker 1: them Puerto Rico like that. That's not the same as
Speaker 1: someone coming to New York and saying, Hey, where can
Speaker 1: I get a cup of coffee? Right? You put the
Speaker 1: accent on which, by the way, we don't say that coffee.
Speaker 1: We don't say coffee. Um some people do, but we
Speaker 1: as New Yorkers don't. A few people. Look, it's like
Speaker 1: in Boston. Not everyone in Boston says can packed the cat.
Speaker 1: That's only a small area of southern of south of
Speaker 1: three people that I know from Boston do speak that way,
Speaker 1: so they might be from the same region of the
Speaker 1: southern part of all. So you're not offended by it,
Speaker 1: nor do you think it's wrong. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's wrong. It just sticks out to me
Speaker 1: so much because she doesn't have any accent but doesn't
Speaker 1: stick out to you. Well, that's the point of this podcast,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Why are they putting tomatoes in the tomato
Speaker 1: a sauce? I don't understand. That doesn't make any sense, right,
Speaker 1: So what's going on? And Be's in the Trap's on
Speaker 1: the mic, Bees on the Mike Bees on the mic.
Speaker 1: Actually tomorrow we have a new episode finally, after like
Speaker 1: we went on a hiatus because we all were going
Speaker 1: through ship. Wait, yeah, this one. You can curse them too,
Speaker 1: but you're in New York's saying, Okay, that's how we boys.
Speaker 1: We curs a lot. Okay, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I only listen to when I'm on Dude, what I
Speaker 1: listened to Piece on the Mind? Really? Did you? Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't talk about last week. I didn't hear the
Speaker 1: new Who's the third person you have on their? Corey
Speaker 1: Corey J? Yeah? She used to be Astra's who's on
Speaker 1: K to you right now? She used to be her
Speaker 1: producer dirt. Yeah, she's filthy. I like her. I like that,
Speaker 1: it's cool. I like listening. Like listening to it, I
Speaker 1: get embarrassed an ali I love Ali. Ali says, stuff,
Speaker 1: you go what you know? Here's the thing though, you
Speaker 1: know you think you know your coworker. It's by the way,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's it's the letter b aposthulous bees on
Speaker 1: the mic for SoundCloud, but it is bs like bitches
Speaker 1: bitches on the mic. He wanted to be nice be
Speaker 1: he I love it. Yeah, I love he's on the mic.
Speaker 1: Well know, you have to go, which is why we
Speaker 1: did this right away at the beginning of the podcast. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm scared of I'm scared of my mom. So basically
Speaker 1: I have to go. I moved back in with my
Speaker 1: mom for a couple of weeks. How's that going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have I actually slept in my friend's house yesterday.
Speaker 1: One of those people that say, well you're while you're
Speaker 1: under mine on mine. If you gotta by my room,
Speaker 1: not to be home by you're the good one. I
Speaker 1: am the good one. I'm not even a stripper like
Speaker 1: my sister, so I am a good one. We haywire
Speaker 1: and still not be I've always wanted to know about
Speaker 1: your sister. Yeah, my sister is a stripper. She still
Speaker 1: a stripper since she was eighteen. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: you put a video up of you and your mom working,
Speaker 1: and I totally get when your sister do you want
Speaker 1: to plug the strip club that your sister works at
Speaker 1: the Squeeze And he was on the stage, on the stage.
Speaker 1: My sister works at the Squeeze. She does by Angel, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't, don't. Maybe she just want people to know
Speaker 1: he does that money money. She works at a strip
Speaker 1: club called the Squeeze. Yeah, I'm surprised you don't know
Speaker 1: about it, dude. I'm going for Freaky Friday tomorrow. All right,
Speaker 1: See it's freaky, it's see Angel. How does she do
Speaker 1: like the cages and showers in the shower? Oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I've seen TV shows. She's just started podcast. Bees on
Speaker 1: the pole, eode bees on the stage. That's I didn't hear.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that. Well, I should put headphones on. Listen.
Speaker 1: We should put a pole. I think of stripper pole,
Speaker 1: not stage. You come to the main stage, Angel, to
Speaker 1: the main stage, your it's his sister, to the main stage.
Speaker 1: Let's get up, gentlemen for the main stage. Angel, Angel.
Speaker 1: That's how they do. Then they played deafp not that
Speaker 1: brod you would know or anything. I watched TV shows
Speaker 1: some shog on man, that's her favorite. How Girls Girls Girls,
Speaker 1: It is her favorite. You strip me all that long?
Speaker 1: Is the ultimate? Stripper. Girls Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls Girls
Speaker 1: is the ultimate. It's a lot strip clubs, but a lot,
Speaker 1: a lot, you know what, a lot of um rappers
Speaker 1: and a lot of hip hop and R and B
Speaker 1: artist state they make strip at least one strip club song.
Speaker 1: There's one that's like that everybody, So what's the usher?
Speaker 1: Sam Smith? Don't have one? User has one. But Sam's
Speaker 1: not a rapper. I know you. He's like, I know
Speaker 1: you gotta make your money, money, money, money money, Um
Speaker 1: that's enough. No no, no, no, no no, that'll make
Speaker 1: you a little wayne to make you a hope. That's
Speaker 1: the one. I'm thinking. No, no, it's usher. I remember
Speaker 1: and it was three years. I can do my job here.
Speaker 1: You don't have to tweet this. We already know what
Speaker 1: the song is. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna find it though,
Speaker 1: so we can solve it. You gotta you want me
Speaker 1: to call your mom. Google the song? Now, tell your mom.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm no stripper. I'll come home when I want.
Speaker 1: It's the one with um. Hold on, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now. I don't mind, I don't mind. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a great one, great song, great song. I was interning
Speaker 1: at Let's how I used to work for record label.
Speaker 1: Record label. One single, so our Cia reminds me of
Speaker 1: m c A, who is a beastie boy. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna but the Beastie Boys reminded me of something else.
Speaker 1: Just tell Scary five minutes ago and he's gonna be
Speaker 1: mad at me. I didn't tell him. Oh, there's a band,
Speaker 1: a group of people in that that just came up
Speaker 1: to the station well down the hall, one of the
Speaker 1: stations that you might want to say hi to. Cypress Hill.
Speaker 1: Cypress Hill is here in the building. Insane in the member.
Speaker 1: So what's the lead singer from Cypris Hills name? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know the names. Hold on, let's look it up.
Speaker 1: Don't tweet us, no no, don't tweet no no. There's
Speaker 1: a reason I just drawing a blind. People are screaming
Speaker 1: right now, insane in the membrane. Do you remember the
Speaker 1: song at the end? The answer is going to be no, No,
Speaker 1: I know, insane in the membrane. It's an old school
Speaker 1: it is a classic hip hop song. These guys are
Speaker 1: in the building right now. I'll be real real, So
Speaker 1: be Real is in the building wearing a shirt that
Speaker 1: says be real on it. Really. Yeah, they're here. Shoot,
Speaker 1: I think they're done at the hip hop station. What
Speaker 1: are they doing here? They've been doing doing an interview
Speaker 1: with hip hop station. I don't know why they're I'm
Speaker 1: exciting one on the flam boy yet that him and
Speaker 1: the fan. When I coming slam, I feel like this
Speaker 1: is enough. Sam, don't back meet the tank top one
Speaker 1: like gender. The lights are blinking. I'm thinking it's all over.
Speaker 1: When I go, I'll drink oh like at my mind slow.
Speaker 1: I want to give you guys a little bondest scenes
Speaker 1: or pull the curtain back Black Nails. That songs from
Speaker 1: the nineties, right from the nineties Scary but Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know. They's been a fan of that song for
Speaker 1: twenty years. And whenever we play it on the on
Speaker 1: the other strand show, Scary and Scary will sing those
Speaker 1: exact words. He has not learned the other words to
Speaker 1: that song. The only sings the words fall on the
Speaker 1: four words, the just word. Just then he knows that
Speaker 1: one dam right. And then Sam noticed when he stopped.
Speaker 1: Any type of scary in the twenties has been on
Speaker 1: this show that Alas plays that song. He already sings
Speaker 1: those words, and it's never made an attempt to get
Speaker 1: the other words because I'm not gonna mumble learn the words.
Speaker 1: There's like dot Com I do, I love Genius and
Speaker 1: I do like how like House of Pain. I know
Speaker 1: all the words to that song. You know, jump around? Yeah,
Speaker 1: jump up, jump up? There are are there any songs
Speaker 1: in your life that you for I know you're on
Speaker 1: that for years. You knew you you thought you knew
Speaker 1: the lyrics, but you didn't live the lyric. You didn't care,
Speaker 1: and you just kind of saying what you thought you heard. Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: it's a song with Jylo and jar Rule. When she says,
Speaker 1: he says, what's I said? And then I said, I
Speaker 1: used to say, um, are you ready? And it's are
Speaker 1: you Ellie? Oh? I didn't know that it's are you ready?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was are you ready? But
Speaker 1: she says are you Ellie? Yeah? Like job Rule? Are
Speaker 1: you Ellie? What's Ellie Rule? Are you Eli? Are you? Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you Eli? Yes? No? Idea just oh oh my god, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're serious. Serious. By the way, you're schooling a lot
Speaker 1: of people right now. Because I thought she said, are
Speaker 1: you ready? I know she says, are you she's spelling
Speaker 1: out his fucking name. He says, what's my mother name?
Speaker 1: I thought I have epiphany. I totally see that song
Speaker 1: so different now. I thought she was like, are you ready?
Speaker 1: Like you're ready? Are you kidding me? I'm glad, I
Speaker 1: can throw your mind. No, I'm gonna I gotta pull
Speaker 1: that up. Oh yeah. I would always say, are you
Speaker 1: what's the new song? All the Stars Closer? I thought
Speaker 1: she was saying, oh my god, soldiers sounded like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, so we're here, Oh my god? You jump
Speaker 1: ahead and out top ahead, It's right? Are you already?
Speaker 1: Happened the first song? It's probably edited because out yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's my motherfucker name? We don't have that? Wait here
Speaker 1: it is? Are you there? I thought it was are
Speaker 1: you ready? This all side? Are you Ellie? Are you?
Speaker 1: It was like Ellie like like like Ellie Golding, who's
Speaker 1: coming up? By the way, this stro morning, Sean Monday?
Speaker 1: What's the day to Monday? On Monday? The five Monday
Speaker 1: in fat Because I don't know when you listen to
Speaker 1: this pot right, really, because now that's all you hear.
Speaker 1: Now you're like, that's what she's saying. But when you're
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if you know this Jennifer Lopez,
Speaker 1: she's Latinos think well, but she's Latino. She's all Latina. Hey,
Speaker 1: I got a question for you while you're here. You
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends that are entering the workforce
Speaker 1: now or just being in the last couple of years.
Speaker 1: Do any of them work in offices that have that
Speaker 1: open format? You know, I'm talking about actually a lot
Speaker 1: of records labels, not every it's called an open floor plan.
Speaker 1: Just it's like a giant room. We have that up
Speaker 1: on the all the digital guys. Yeah, all it's like
Speaker 1: and it's just like long tables and you know, but
Speaker 1: some people are sins can keep on eye on everybody.
Speaker 1: You can't make a phone call. Wait a second. Some
Speaker 1: people sit on these fucking bouncy balls. Other people have
Speaker 1: like these psych stand up computers. Right, do you think
Speaker 1: that that um people get less or more work done
Speaker 1: in those environments. They get more work done just because
Speaker 1: they feel like they're pressured they have to do it.
Speaker 1: Then you can see the guy next to you is
Speaker 1: doing more works. It's like a competition because they also
Speaker 1: do things like that. Why they have those It's like
Speaker 1: being in a classroom, like you have to compete with
Speaker 1: all the other kids in class. Yeah, so they it's
Speaker 1: more productive. You think it's more productive. Can't make a
Speaker 1: phone call, you can't play games on your computer. I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: I've heard no porn, you can't watch porn. I've heard
Speaker 1: people that from the opposite way, the opposite standpoint, and
Speaker 1: that is you get less work done because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of chattering going on and it becomes a big
Speaker 1: click and everybody's just it becomes that Google hangout pretty
Speaker 1: much to the detention table. Yeah. Yeah, they send you
Speaker 1: to the other side. But when you have all these
Speaker 1: distractions and everything's Lucy Goosey, it's not at that point
Speaker 1: the way Lucy Goosey to the main stage, Lucy goose
Speaker 1: mainstage on the pole um. Yeah, no, that you don't
Speaker 1: get You don't have time to get distracted because you
Speaker 1: have to do things from nine to six. You have
Speaker 1: an hour lunch. What's that like? I don't know, all right,
Speaker 1: I was wondering one of the things I wanted to
Speaker 1: bring up today because the article came out. They said
Speaker 1: more and more officers are moving to the open floor
Speaker 1: plan as opposed to well, especially with private officers where
Speaker 1: you can't see in what's going on there. That's why
Speaker 1: they're doing it because people don't want that. You know,
Speaker 1: people have like lock button buttons under their desks. Tell you,
Speaker 1: we have offices on the fourth floor of an office.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a second office, and all the
Speaker 1: offices up there have glass walls and a glass door.
Speaker 1: There's no privacy, Like you can't close the door and
Speaker 1: be like okay, I need a minute. You still get
Speaker 1: to see right in. Like so I have a soundproof
Speaker 1: at least I don't know. But so we have a
Speaker 1: desk where you can see the feet, like even the
Speaker 1: desk isn't closed. So if I want to take a nap,
Speaker 1: I gotta put like a big box in front of
Speaker 1: the desk to block me. Then I like make like
Speaker 1: a little pillow like trying to get under the desk
Speaker 1: and take a nap. You don't take naps here, being
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I do know. You guys know, on
Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Thursdays worked at like eight o'clock, So if
Speaker 1: I'm working fifteen hours, I sometimes I need to just
Speaker 1: shut my eyes for hat. But you can't shut your
Speaker 1: eyes at your desk because and people take your picture
Speaker 1: through the window. You can't do that, right with all
Speaker 1: the pranksters around this place, people like, okay, taking a nap. Now,
Speaker 1: it's like, let's get picture on my story story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's show the boss. Well that's crazy because I I
Speaker 1: really you know, with with these with the closed format situations,
Speaker 1: people say that, well you know that that that puts
Speaker 1: a separation and that makes people it's too private, And
Speaker 1: it's not that that's not good anymore. You can't do
Speaker 1: that terrible. That's why I do this for a living.
Speaker 1: You're just part of a company basically, right, a minion? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just I just wanted to get your
Speaker 1: take on that. Audios. No, hold on, that's I'm being polite.
Speaker 1: How about goodbye? I don't think okay as a Spanish person,
Speaker 1: As a Dominican person, I don't say, what do you say?
Speaker 1: I'm like chow? Sometimes how is not even a name?
Speaker 1: A Spanish word? Yeah, I'm like chow. I don't say
Speaker 1: is not a really do I say? Or maybe? Actually
Speaker 1: I say bye bye, I say ma hollow sometimes hollows. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not Hebrew. It's not hollowow hank ten hollow. No.
Speaker 1: By the way, my my, my Hebrew accent is always
Speaker 1: an old guy. It's always all right. It is Angel
Speaker 1: working tonight because I might stop by Angel works. You
Speaker 1: got changeing with ten. I think she works Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the weekend. Angel to the main stage. Chel
Speaker 1: Jel the Squeeze and Hoboken. Hey, if you tip whoever's
Speaker 1: listening to this and you tip my sister twenty bucks,
Speaker 1: you read, don't finish that sentences. What're you gonna say?
Speaker 1: You better write the name your it's on it because
Speaker 1: she's like, what the F and I just want to
Speaker 1: trink her. Hey, Hey, can here, let me put this
Speaker 1: in your g strink. This is from your sister, now
Speaker 1: taking the main stage. Your it says Sister Angel, Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, and mostly gentlemen, you can give it up
Speaker 1: for a no, alright, let me start the suns. Come on, guys,
Speaker 1: show your love, show some appreciation. Make it rain, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: make it rain for Angel on the stage. Tiffany. Tiffany
Speaker 1: get a side stage left, Tiffany, Oh, angels leaving the
Speaker 1: main stage. Oh, she's going into the sham made room
Speaker 1: for this song for the sun only. We've got ten
Speaker 1: dollar privatedances, ten dollar prevedences for the song. Thanks guys. Mollow.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that she admits it. She comes clean
Speaker 1: with it. She yeah, this is a stripper. And oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, she's loved to plug her gig. Listen,
Speaker 1: being a stripper is a legitimate profession. I'm not taking
Speaker 1: anything away from it. But usually that's the that's the
Speaker 1: family secret. That's not something that you just at the
Speaker 1: time that we're recording this podcast, and uh, they're cool
Speaker 1: with it. I mean, our mom's not thrilled, but she's
Speaker 1: making a living. Listen. Is she's making that that that loot,
Speaker 1: that green that lettuce, that cheddar, that cheese? Then who
Speaker 1: cares that she's making it those gold chocolate coins? I
Speaker 1: really wanted to she's gonna finish the sentence. Well, let
Speaker 1: me tell you, if if you were to tip my
Speaker 1: sister write my name on it, she gets ten percent.
Speaker 1: Uh can we talk about what you did a litt
Speaker 1: while ago before we got in here. Sure, So was it? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: Was it food related? I know? Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: we were supposed to start recording an hour and twenty
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Usually you're always like down the sales floor
Speaker 1: closing deals. This time I got called into some things.
Speaker 1: I got pulled in. Then I came in. I got
Speaker 1: pulled in this uping else we couldn't start right away.
Speaker 1: So I was talking to the program director about something
Speaker 1: and you were standing outside his office giving me the
Speaker 1: dirty look. We gotta go, we gotta go, yeah, because
Speaker 1: we gotta upload this because last last week we didn't
Speaker 1: post this till three o'clock. What's up, guys? No podcast?
Speaker 1: People are yelling at by the way, we love that
Speaker 1: you love the episodes. We're not something like the sooner
Speaker 1: we get in the studio to set down the recording.
Speaker 1: This damn thing the sooner that we push it up.
Speaker 1: And but they got the bonus episode fifty nine to
Speaker 1: hold them over. An extra couple of people chopping at
Speaker 1: the bit. I have people texting right now. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: get to that because I have something to say about
Speaker 1: that too in a minute. Hold on, so you're giving
Speaker 1: me the look to look to look, I tell the boss.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, even though he still needed to talk
Speaker 1: to me. I said, I'll talk to you later. Scary
Speaker 1: needs to record you say to me, Come man, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. I gotta call a guy. Gott Yeah. He
Speaker 1: gave me the teeth like come on, man, not angry,
Speaker 1: but like serious, like no, no kidding around now. So
Speaker 1: we walk. I don't know fifteen feet. Joe stone Crab
Speaker 1: legs that Joe stone Crab. In Florida they known for
Speaker 1: two things, stone crab and key Line Pie, named after
Speaker 1: Keyla uh yeah, he Lin pie. Key West right, key West,
Speaker 1: Florida is where it was born. Right, And so there's
Speaker 1: a key Line Pie sitting on the counter. True, key
Speaker 1: Line pie is not green. It's actually that's great, and
Speaker 1: here it's white. Your head spun to the left. I
Speaker 1: think maybe you hurt your neck. You could have snapped
Speaker 1: the vertebrae. Key Line put the pie. Joe stone Crab
Speaker 1: is the best. You're like ke Line Pie and you
Speaker 1: put your fork in the pie and start eating the
Speaker 1: pie right out the pie the pipe. I did not
Speaker 1: put the fork in. You put the fork. There was
Speaker 1: no fork. What you put in there was a knife.
Speaker 1: You put the knife the knife. No, the knife was
Speaker 1: in there. I cut myself a little mini sliver. Right
Speaker 1: then I made the awful mistake of trying to because
Speaker 1: it has a Graham Cracker crush, So I tried to
Speaker 1: slide my fingers under the Graham cracker and take the
Speaker 1: pie with me. Now I was looking around and there
Speaker 1: was no plate to put the pie in. So Mike
Speaker 1: with one fell swoop, right, thank you, one fell one
Speaker 1: fell swoop. I tried to put the whole thing in
Speaker 1: my mouth. So what's the problem. My problem is you're
Speaker 1: in such a Harry, such Harry such sorry he line
Speaker 1: pie kiln pie. I mean, the world's got a start
Speaker 1: for key line pie. Stand that you shouldn't You should
Speaker 1: have found the pie while I was talking to the
Speaker 1: boss so that my meeting wouldn't be interrupted. You could have, like,
Speaker 1: you know, key line pie, your face it? Okay? Can
Speaker 1: we talk about your November November no? No? No, yes, right, um,
Speaker 1: you're November size versus your springtime size. Of course, so
Speaker 1: we had to order was it was a Halloween custom
Speaker 1: It was a Halloween costume. Okay. So Scary is not
Speaker 1: alone in this. We all do this. We all put
Speaker 1: on weight in in the in the spring and the
Speaker 1: fall in the winter, well, the end of spring, fall
Speaker 1: and winter right, basically the end of summer forward the
Speaker 1: second spring. I meant end the summer right and then
Speaker 1: fall winter because and then in the spring scary does
Speaker 1: the doctor mentioned dor fat loss and just just for
Speaker 1: the story, let get away with that. January. January, in
Speaker 1: the middle of winter, you start eating very healthy. It's
Speaker 1: a full body. It's a full details, including your nutrition,
Speaker 1: the problem you the mistake you made. So we were
Speaker 1: picking the sizes out for a Halloween costumes. I know
Speaker 1: its size I am because I'm I'm for the most part,
Speaker 1: I'm in between a large and extra lodge in most things,
Speaker 1: so I'm either if a large runs big or extra
Speaker 1: lodge runs small. But if I just get a regular
Speaker 1: extra lodge, it's usually too big, and if I get
Speaker 1: a regular lodge it's too small. I'm sort of in
Speaker 1: the middle, so I always I always go larger just
Speaker 1: in case. But you fluctuate between a medium and medium large.
Speaker 1: It used to be extra large. You're very pressed that
Speaker 1: you have stayed out. I've stayed out of the extra
Speaker 1: large range, thank god. I'm sort of like a third
Speaker 1: end sometimes anyway, so you ordered your spring summertime size costume. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you were thinking spring summer, but you should have
Speaker 1: been thinking fall winter. This is true because my costume,
Speaker 1: which I told you last week, is a ron Burgundy Anchorman,
Speaker 1: a beautiful looking, costs great costume. It's an actual suit.
Speaker 1: It's a polyester suit. So you got it, and it
Speaker 1: runs true to size. And that was my mistake. Most
Speaker 1: Halloween costumes run big, so and I thought I was
Speaker 1: getting like a pair of elastic pants, which you get
Speaker 1: the child, you know. Yeah, not no such luck. I
Speaker 1: mean they wanted this is like a hard thirty four,
Speaker 1: thirty four, thirty six, thirty eight. It was just like that.
Speaker 1: So I said, mam, let me see if I can
Speaker 1: get into the thirty fours. Yeah, the thirty four sort of.
Speaker 1: And then that was the medium, and it was it
Speaker 1: was just a little snug, so I went and went
Speaker 1: for the large. Yeah. Yeah, So what your point is?
Speaker 1: My point is we just have to be cognizant of
Speaker 1: the calendar. Yeah. So we're in fourth quarter, now, fourth quarter, skiy,
Speaker 1: come February March. You're not shoving key line playing you
Speaker 1: in your mouth. I'm like the stock market flux. It's
Speaker 1: very volatile right now with all the candy and the
Speaker 1: food that's in here. By the way, I'm surprised that
Speaker 1: nobody's brought in it. Brought in their leftover Halloween candy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be doing that tomorrow because my kids need a
Speaker 1: day to pick through what they don't like. So last
Speaker 1: night I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop. That
Speaker 1: means I'm not going to see any chocolate, because a
Speaker 1: chocolate So my kids are very particularly what they like
Speaker 1: what they don't like. Really, yeah, superbody, I'm chocolate. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch with my laptop watching television, getting
Speaker 1: the work done for the show, and one of my
Speaker 1: kids comes over and says, all right, these are the
Speaker 1: ones I don't like and dumps them on me all
Speaker 1: over the laptop. And it was I knew what I
Speaker 1: was getting. Like, you don't get the recent peanut butter cups.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna see those in here. No,
Speaker 1: you get the almond joys in the mounds. Kids don't
Speaker 1: like those. Okay, if you were a kid and you
Speaker 1: liked him, or your kid likes him, I'm saying in general,
Speaker 1: Tom I'm gonna see any twigs or kick cat you.
Speaker 1: I got kit cats, I got I got, I got Snickers. Well,
Speaker 1: I got caramel milky Way. They didn't want any part
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, I hate milky Way, you keep I
Speaker 1: got air heads. I hate anything that's not chocolate. I
Speaker 1: got taffy. No, no, nothing, No. I don't want sticks
Speaker 1: stick to your teeth stuff. You don't like that laffy, taffy,
Speaker 1: none of it. I don't like anything that's just like
Speaker 1: overly sugared. That's just pure sugar and not chocolate. I
Speaker 1: need chocolate. Yeah, when we get donuts here, you put
Speaker 1: full donuts in your mouth at the same time you're
Speaker 1: talking about you don't like sugar. I don't like sugar
Speaker 1: in a form of rock candy. I don't like hard candy.
Speaker 1: Sugar like Jolly Ranchers, lollypops does nothing for me. Johnny
Speaker 1: was saying that the day on our Big Show that
Speaker 1: she hates cotton candy. I agree, it's just fucking fluff sugar. Okay,
Speaker 1: say something not a sponsor, Jolly Rancher can go fund themselves.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, Jolly Rancher, sticking up your
Speaker 1: ass as as a as a. I'm telling you why
Speaker 1: people have twice in my life. I made a mistake.
Speaker 1: I gave it another shot. I gave Jolly rancher shot.
Speaker 1: It fucked me the second time. Watermelon a cherry, watermelon.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I like watermelon. I enjoy watermelon,
Speaker 1: watermelon flavor. Then taste a damn thing like watermelon. No,
Speaker 1: it tastes, it has a specific taste, but it isn't watermelon.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's their watermelon, but it's not watermelon.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I waited a number of years.
Speaker 1: I got a little older, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: watermelon candy, that sounds good. I forgot. I tried it again.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, it's not watermelon. It's not Jolly rancher. My
Speaker 1: ass that that rancher is not jolly. Go get yourself
Speaker 1: watermelon next time. I know you may you like I
Speaker 1: love Jolly Rancher. You do because you like that taste.
Speaker 1: But it's not watermelon. Cherry is not bad, but I
Speaker 1: don't prefer it as saying nobody buys the cherry. It's
Speaker 1: like Man of Chevits when you buy the wine for
Speaker 1: the holidays, it's Jewish wine. You've had man of chefs have,
Speaker 1: but I don't buy it. Hold on, but I don't
Speaker 1: really drink it. All right, it comes the standard, man
Speaker 1: of Chevit's flavor is grape, right, because it's great. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's red wine, but it's grape. It's like grape
Speaker 1: juice with alcohol. That's what the Jews like. It. Pass
Speaker 1: over my people, all right. However, like twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, they came out with like BlackBerry flavor,
Speaker 1: um cherry, alternate like mixes like grape cherry. Right. I
Speaker 1: made the mistake once of buying a flavor other than
Speaker 1: grape to bring somebody's house. They basically said, fuck you, jolly,
Speaker 1: ranching me with their eyes. How dare you come to
Speaker 1: our house on the on the on a holy day
Speaker 1: like Paco, which is the great British the devil. You don't.
Speaker 1: Here's what you do. You couldn't bring cherry, but you
Speaker 1: better bring the grape. Also, you know, whatever your customs,
Speaker 1: you notice, one thing you gotta bring in, one thing
Speaker 1: you gotta bring the right thing. You got a Italian house,
Speaker 1: you bring that is that these things you bring, right,
Speaker 1: that's right. If you're gonna bring the ring gels, you
Speaker 1: gotta bring the marshmallow twists. Right. It's like just like
Speaker 1: if you go to someone's house who's a vodka drinker,
Speaker 1: you can't just come with like vanilla vodka. You gotta
Speaker 1: bring him vodka and then oh, by the way, the
Speaker 1: guy's a hardcore something. But you can't give like the fruity,
Speaker 1: like the alternative and go like, oh, I brought your charity.
Speaker 1: So if I walked in with peach like rock peach,
Speaker 1: you're out to a vodka drinker, like a hardcore old
Speaker 1: school in the freezer. I'm from, you know, the old
Speaker 1: country during vodka, you don't bring them pet like like
Speaker 1: I have friends with a Russian, you don't bring them
Speaker 1: peach vodka. Hit you over the head with it. Right,
Speaker 1: whatever culture you're what, you're listening, whatever, you know, there's
Speaker 1: that thing, but you don't bring your like you're Irish.
Speaker 1: If I bring to my friend Rob, he's a bartender,
Speaker 1: he's Irish, you bring him jamison. That's it. You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't bring him like ship whiskey. You bring him jamison.
Speaker 1: Otherwise he didn't want it. So if I'm buying you pizza,
Speaker 1: I don't start here. Here's a vegetable. Yeah, don't bring
Speaker 1: me Domino's or vegetables Domino's, all right, but the peppers
Speaker 1: and onions pie, right, But that's I'm just saying. When listen,
Speaker 1: if you're not Jewish, you made me to understand, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'll bring the wine. I can tell a
Speaker 1: funny story. I think you you can tell about my kids,
Speaker 1: about my cousin who I love. My cousin married someone
Speaker 1: who's not Jewish, A great guy. Uh so so he's
Speaker 1: ay um, yeah, he's a hum means he's a people.
Speaker 1: He's a boy. I think it's an uncomfortable it's not
Speaker 1: a yeah, that would be that the Spanish, right, okay,
Speaker 1: back to the Spanish. Hispanic person. Spanish person means they're
Speaker 1: from Spain, all right, it would be well so is okay,
Speaker 1: Goya is not from Spain. I don't know where it's from.
Speaker 1: And then okay, don't tweet me. Look, okay, okay, so everybody,
Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to be treated you and don't
Speaker 1: tweet me. Line. People get a kick out of that,
Speaker 1: and then some people this guy everybody hold on. Everybody
Speaker 1: tweets me right back to everybody. You know that Okay,
Speaker 1: my cousin, my cousin's husband, I think may have been
Speaker 1: our boyfriend at the time, because he wanted to fit
Speaker 1: in and bring something for Passover. He didn't want to
Speaker 1: bring many Chevit's he's a beer drinker. He's Scottish, he
Speaker 1: loves loves beer. Unrelated yeah, yeah, he's a much bigger
Speaker 1: drinker than the people in my family. Single malt or
Speaker 1: double wault. I don't know. I don't drink. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So he brought beer, but he brings a six pack,
Speaker 1: which is a little unusual to bring to a Passover dinner.
Speaker 1: Not that he's shouldn't, but it's just an unusual So
Speaker 1: so everyone's like, oh, beer, interesting, and he goes, don't worry.
Speaker 1: It's like it was a brand. It was called wine
Speaker 1: Hard's Red, and he goes, wine Hard sounded Jewish, so
Speaker 1: I picked it up. I get points for that. He
Speaker 1: was trying to he was trying to blend the cultures.
Speaker 1: He's trying to blend his beer drinking culture to the
Speaker 1: to the Jewish allowed to drink beer on that day, Well, no,
Speaker 1: because it rises, Well it's got in it, which is
Speaker 1: another reason why he technically shouldn't have brought beer to
Speaker 1: a pass over dinner because but heally, technically it's got
Speaker 1: hops and barley and it's sort of like a bread
Speaker 1: product ish sort of thing. I know the rules. You know,
Speaker 1: we just sidetracked, gusels. What were we talking about, by
Speaker 1: the way, by the way, by the way, yeah, by
Speaker 1: by the way us into an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: We have tort it was yesterday to do a half
Speaker 1: hour podcast. What was the original topic? Who the hell knows?
Speaker 1: Oh that you're you're fat now and you won't be
Speaker 1: fat later. No, that wasn't it. Okay, how do we
Speaker 1: get on to that key line pie before? And how
Speaker 1: you you were distracted by the key line pie? You
Speaker 1: had to do the podcast? Boom boom bo that I
Speaker 1: should write things down if we take a detour, I
Speaker 1: have to write down the least I think people should have,
Speaker 1: like a map like the show. So there was a
Speaker 1: cartoon that used to be in the newspaper. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's around anymore, called Family Circus. It's there, it's
Speaker 1: still there. Jeffy yeah, yeah, yeah. And what one of
Speaker 1: the things they do is they'll show him with like
Speaker 1: Andy jeff with pile. Right, there's a little bit of
Speaker 1: parlor his face, and then that will go. I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to plan of swings, had you get
Speaker 1: pine in your face, and there'll be a map of
Speaker 1: the swings, and then like the bathroom and then the
Speaker 1: school yard, and then the pizza place, and then like
Speaker 1: little footprints show where he went. I feel like it
Speaker 1: would be crazy for people to do that for us,
Speaker 1: Like how the hell we go from one topic to another?
Speaker 1: Because we do We don't really, we don't plan the
Speaker 1: stream of conscious Yeah, well, like let's talk about shoes
Speaker 1: go and that's like telephone, like the end of the line.
Speaker 1: You don't know what that was. The first person said, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we we lost our train of thought. Yeah, that's okay. Okay,
Speaker 1: So speaking of train of thought, I want to talk
Speaker 1: about the woman who drove through my leaves. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I did it last week? Did I do that?
Speaker 1: That sound familiar? You did? I think I mentioned it.
Speaker 1: I talked about it. I don't know if you talked
Speaker 1: about it, but you definitely teased it. Okay, because I'm
Speaker 1: setting somebody up for I got someone to screw somebody
Speaker 1: over that. In a minute, Halloween, let's say Halloween real quick.
Speaker 1: You live in an apartment building. I live in a house,
Speaker 1: and we talked about this on yesterday's episode, the episode
Speaker 1: fifty nine bonus episode. You live in an apartment building
Speaker 1: and you have to sign up if you want people
Speaker 1: to ring your belt. And you don't sign upbody bring
Speaker 1: your belt. So I live in a house, and my
Speaker 1: living room is the main room in the front of
Speaker 1: the house with the big picture window. And so when
Speaker 1: I'm on the couch, I could you could if you
Speaker 1: came up the steps to my porch, you could probably
Speaker 1: see me on the couch. Are you? Are you the
Speaker 1: creepy man with sticking his head through the blinds to
Speaker 1: see what those crazy kids are doing outside on the blinds.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't do that. Okay, So on Halloween, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't. I can take or leave it if the
Speaker 1: kids come. But I think I told you I live
Speaker 1: on a cul de sac, right, And so what happens
Speaker 1: is they don't come to our block till the end,
Speaker 1: and all the kids who live on the block will
Speaker 1: come by like all right, we're almost done, let's just
Speaker 1: do the block, okay. So we got like a big
Speaker 1: bucket of candy, more than what normally comes to the
Speaker 1: house just in case you don't want to run out.
Speaker 1: And then uh, I had extra candy from We brought
Speaker 1: all the candy home from here, a lot of candy
Speaker 1: in house. I brought home that great bucket of you
Speaker 1: on Earth. They are a sponsor, but I just happened
Speaker 1: to bring the bucket home. I have all this candy.
Speaker 1: So part of me was like, I don't like what.
Speaker 1: I don't wannybody to ring my bell because I had
Speaker 1: work to do. But I remember what it's like to
Speaker 1: be a kid. You wanna wanna be nice. But I
Speaker 1: was thinking, great, if nobody rang the bell, I just
Speaker 1: want to I want to do my work. Can eat
Speaker 1: this candy and make it all leftovers? Well, no, we
Speaker 1: we don't put out there. We don't buy candy. We
Speaker 1: likes that's the that's the key. You buy candy you
Speaker 1: wouldn't eat, not that it's not good, but we'll buy
Speaker 1: the chips. We don't like the individual bags. Oh so
Speaker 1: this way, you guys don't eat it. I don't particularly
Speaker 1: care for um. What do we have? We we had
Speaker 1: um Um skittles. No, we all love skittles. We had Starburst.
Speaker 1: I don't like the red and pink ones, and then
Speaker 1: we had oh uh something ike and ikes maybe I
Speaker 1: don't remember sucks. No, No, we have we had some
Speaker 1: other stuff. I don't want to mention anything because we
Speaker 1: have a lot of sponsors. No, I like putter fingers.
Speaker 1: So we had a bunch of stuff that I could
Speaker 1: take or leave, like, oh, I can eat it, but
Speaker 1: I won't go crazy. But if I bought like a
Speaker 1: ton of peanut butter cups, I'm gonna eat them all.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving those away. What kind of people give
Speaker 1: those away? How many did you have to have in
Speaker 1: your house to give him away to everybody comes to
Speaker 1: the house. Those are too good. Oh, speaking of Reese's
Speaker 1: peanut butter cups, I was so mad. I was watching
Speaker 1: I was watching Stephen Colvert as I do every night,
Speaker 1: and he had Sarah Jessica Parker on last night night
Speaker 1: before I watched him out of Water Maybe, and Sarah
Speaker 1: Jessica Parker says her favorite candy is Reese's. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And then STEVENS. Colbert, who I love, says, oh, you
Speaker 1: like the re season and she goes, oh, I put
Speaker 1: him in the fridge and put him the freezer man.
Speaker 1: It was named guy named Reese. It's Reese apostrophe s Reese's.
Speaker 1: They're his pieces. And we've talked about this on this podcast.
Speaker 1: But you know what people get Pennsylvania. So the question
Speaker 1: is that no one can answer really other than Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 1: Stephen called me, Stephen, Will you being polite? Because you
Speaker 1: know me Elvis does the same thing? Will you repeat
Speaker 1: it the right way? Oh? You love Reese's but you don't.
Speaker 1: But he' she's a guest on his show. So was
Speaker 1: he said it again the way she said it? But
Speaker 1: was he patronizing her? No? No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he wasn't patronizing. I think he was being polite. I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell if he was being polite or he says
Speaker 1: it that way because he's from South Carolina and maybe
Speaker 1: when he's from there. And that's the end of that story.
Speaker 1: You have a seven year old daughter and she's like
Speaker 1: Reese's pecs. That's adorable. Right, you're an adult. Come on, now,
Speaker 1: it's es pieces. What were we talking about? Exactly? No,
Speaker 1: mail can I s fish my story? We hold on.
Speaker 1: Nobody came to my house last night. Nobody, So the
Speaker 1: whole night I'm going hope nobody comes hope nobody comes.
Speaker 1: Then to to night, nobody came, and I'm like, which
Speaker 1: somebody came. I don't want to give it him the
Speaker 1: whole box, like take everything. Well, no one came to
Speaker 1: my house either, But then again, I didn't put my
Speaker 1: name on the sign up sheet. But you said yesterday
Speaker 1: you were like, oh, I'll just put the whole bucket
Speaker 1: out on a system. Take the whole bucket and take
Speaker 1: the bucket, you know. I I put out the candy
Speaker 1: the way we give out T shirts on this show,
Speaker 1: invisible candy for everyone. By the way, we need to
Speaker 1: wort a more invisible link. Yeah, we sent that a
Speaker 1: lot of shirts. Lest Yeah, I did get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody did say that they're waiting for their invisible shirt.
Speaker 1: Hasn't gotten there yet. Yeah. I reminded everyone best comedy podcast.
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Speaker 1: exactly like that. Look, look on we tweet, just copy
Speaker 1: and paste, all right. So speaking of tweeting, and you
Speaker 1: can do what your Facebook page. I got double band
Speaker 1: this week from what so and don't ask. I'll never
Speaker 1: tell you, but I you know, I have a Twitter
Speaker 1: account that I use for when I want to, you know,
Speaker 1: let lose some people a little bit or I want
Speaker 1: to talk about you have account, you know? Yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: given my it's my account where I tweet. This b's
Speaker 1: venting account. We talked about this on a previous episode.
Speaker 1: I know this, right, So this is the one that
Speaker 1: I have where I tweet things that as a member
Speaker 1: of our morning show, it probably shouldn't be speaking like that,
Speaker 1: but you do. When your troll account, it's not a
Speaker 1: troll account, it's all account. No, I don't troll people.
Speaker 1: I just tweet like a tweet. But it's called a
Speaker 1: troll account. No no, it's my alternate account. It's my
Speaker 1: it's my it's the real David Brodie. No no, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's the dark side of me. Anyway, I may
Speaker 1: have I may have used some words in a tweet
Speaker 1: at someone that we're not appropriate, and I got the
Speaker 1: You've been blocked for twenty four hours. Um, oh you
Speaker 1: your account got blocked completely, not by the person. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Twitter Twitter flagged me. So Twitter flagged me
Speaker 1: about three weeks ago. How does that go? So you
Speaker 1: with your three screen changes and says the tweet you posted,
Speaker 1: and it shows you the tweet and says violates our
Speaker 1: standards and it's oh wow. So they rub your nose
Speaker 1: in it and then they say sorry, So what do
Speaker 1: they that dare slap on the rid? No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. So yesterday, two days ago, two days ago,
Speaker 1: I was in a really bad mood and somebody, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a happy person. I'm not joy anyway. By the way,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, this is as joyful as he gets.
Speaker 1: So somebody's an hour and a half because I don't
Speaker 1: he spends with me is half happiest because other than
Speaker 1: it's just downhill from me. Once once we hit stop
Speaker 1: on the podcast. So I tweeted something that was it
Speaker 1: was over the top. Now I said it to be funny,
Speaker 1: but I was, like, I said something like, let's just say,
Speaker 1: oh um, I haven't said this in a while, You're
Speaker 1: an asshole something like that. Like I was being funny,
Speaker 1: but I meant it to someone. There's some guy right, Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I got barred for a week a week on that account.
Speaker 1: Could you read the tweet to us? No? No, I can't.
Speaker 1: Can you subout names? So we don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking because I wouldn't want it. Find a bowl alight?
Speaker 1: I deleted it. But ship floats? So so then yesterday? No,
Speaker 1: what's today? Today? Thursday? So when you do it again,
Speaker 1: was it? Is it more like? Okay, now you're banned
Speaker 1: for a month. Do they punish you? I have no idea,
Speaker 1: no idea, no, but I crissed. I guess they felt.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that bad, but it was
Speaker 1: like a tongue in cheek thing. But I used the
Speaker 1: dirty word. Okay, anyway, so I'm no. No. On Tuesday
Speaker 1: on Facebook, I put up a post that was completely
Speaker 1: it was a news story, and I wrote something about voting.
Speaker 1: I tweeted this on my regular account. What I said was,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm not getting political one side or the other.
Speaker 1: I said, I saw a story on in on a website,
Speaker 1: on a news, a reliable news website, and I've seen
Speaker 1: it on the news that less than forty of college
Speaker 1: students and millennials are going to vote. Most twenties someomethings
Speaker 1: are not going to vote. They're not motivated, they don't
Speaker 1: love a candidate, they don't they both suck all those
Speaker 1: all those excuses that don't hold any water. And they
Speaker 1: said was because old people always vote right. They vote
Speaker 1: like right, seventies, eighties, nineties. They go because they know
Speaker 1: they've lived long enough, they know how important voting is,
Speaker 1: and that old people, God love them, we all love
Speaker 1: our grandparents are making decisions in life by voting for
Speaker 1: young people. But isn't that how the system has always
Speaker 1: been because young people don't vote right, But that's that's
Speaker 1: always been the king. In the nineties and eighties MTVS
Speaker 1: Rock the Vote, they were always trying to encourage young
Speaker 1: people that the problem is when you're twenty something, you
Speaker 1: don't see the long term. You just want to down
Speaker 1: the government. Politicians are criminals. Here's the thing. All diseases
Speaker 1: are bad, but if you have a choice between the
Speaker 1: chicken pox and cancer, you better choose chicken pox because
Speaker 1: if it's cancer, you're gonna be pissed. So don't get
Speaker 1: caught up in I don't love either disease. I don't
Speaker 1: feel you gotta vote. You gotta vote. You can have
Speaker 1: at least you got a shot. You gotta hope for
Speaker 1: the best. But if you don't vote, the oldest of
Speaker 1: us are gonna determine what your college loans are like,
Speaker 1: what your health insurance is going to be like, what
Speaker 1: your minimum wage is gonna be like. And if they're
Speaker 1: gonna vote for people who are all about old people stuff,
Speaker 1: the money is gonna go to the old people's stuff.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get shipped. So my post was, hey,
Speaker 1: twentysomething's go vote on November six, because it's easier and
Speaker 1: you won't have to march on November seven when you
Speaker 1: don't like the results of the like, don't go march
Speaker 1: after the election. If you didn't vote, don't go march.
Speaker 1: You know, I gotta march because I don't like the
Speaker 1: way things. You didn't vote, you should have voted, You
Speaker 1: shouldn't march. You had your shot. Now if you vote
Speaker 1: and it doesn't turn out to what you want, you
Speaker 1: go march all you want. But given the chance, scary,
Speaker 1: would you rather vote or march in the cold? I'd
Speaker 1: rather just like sit home and get The point is,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get like it's a positive me.
Speaker 1: So I posted this article from a reliable news source
Speaker 1: and I put basically what I just said. I post it,
Speaker 1: and I get a warning from Facebook you may not
Speaker 1: be aware of it and snug fault of your own.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. You violated the terms
Speaker 1: of service and Facebook and this this post has to
Speaker 1: come down immediately and you're barred for twenty four hours
Speaker 1: from making a post or like you got you got
Speaker 1: banned from that. No, so so you got barred from
Speaker 1: Twitter and face. So I take the post down. But
Speaker 1: I look at it and I go, did I say anything?
Speaker 1: Did I say anything political? No? I said you should vote.
Speaker 1: So I put it up again. It got flagged again.
Speaker 1: So do we know why I got flagged? No idea?
Speaker 1: So I put up third time, like an hour later,
Speaker 1: and I guess whatever nerd is sitting there looking at
Speaker 1: posts or whatever the system keyword is looking for whatever,
Speaker 1: it didn't take it down. So I'm like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: because you know the climate, everyone's like block black black
Speaker 1: blah block. Okay, So yesterday, yesterday, I'm in. I'm on
Speaker 1: a group website where I don't even live, right, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's one of the town websites where someone
Speaker 1: I know lives asked me to join it to help
Speaker 1: them with something, right whatever. There's an old person asked
Speaker 1: me to find him something like a plumber. So I
Speaker 1: joined it so I can help them find a plumber.
Speaker 1: So I get a notation that somebody commented on something
Speaker 1: I had posted, so I thought, oh, maybe it's a
Speaker 1: plumber recommendation. So I go on and I don't know it.
Speaker 1: It took me to a post that I made about
Speaker 1: something unrelated to anything, and it turned into long after
Speaker 1: I had posted on someone else's thread. It turned very political,
Speaker 1: right Like. The conversation was like, oh, does anyone know
Speaker 1: any pizza places? What is something innocent? And I commented
Speaker 1: on it. But then someone else said I don't go
Speaker 1: into that pizza place because there this type of political people.
Speaker 1: And then it got ugly. So I got notified, Oh,
Speaker 1: somebody commented on your post. So I thought, oh, someone's
Speaker 1: got a pizza place recommendation in that town that I
Speaker 1: don't live in. Well, it was some guy saying horrific
Speaker 1: things about a certain religion, so you know me, I commented,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, you know you're a little bit
Speaker 1: of course condemning an entire religion for one thing you
Speaker 1: don't like That one person didn't happen, right, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have gotten into it. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fix the world. And I commented that. He
Speaker 1: got back at me with like nasty, vile, you know, awfulness.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back and I said, you know, come on, now,
Speaker 1: you don't need to do that. I was. I was
Speaker 1: trying to be educational and polite and give examples and analogies,
Speaker 1: and we do. You can't teach stupid. So at some
Speaker 1: point he said something to me, and I said, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. You're coming off a
Speaker 1: little racist something like that. I said something like, all right,
Speaker 1: so you're you're not this, you're racist because clearly everything
Speaker 1: you say is racist. He get back at me and
Speaker 1: cursed me. Whatever, that's it. I washed my hands of it.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes later, I get you're blocked for twenty four
Speaker 1: hours for this post. And it was the post when
Speaker 1: I said he was racist. They blocked. He reported me
Speaker 1: or someone reported me for using inflammatory language, which I
Speaker 1: did not use because I said you're racist. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like I was insulting the guy. He's actually racist. I
Speaker 1: got flagged. So for twenty four hours, I can't I
Speaker 1: couldn't post on Facebook. I couldn't even like something. Why
Speaker 1: would you block me from likings? I know why they did.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying so I couldn't like, I couldn't put
Speaker 1: a picture up. I couldn't do anything because I used
Speaker 1: inflammatory language on Facebook. My point is they're cracking down,
Speaker 1: which is good, but I think they're over cracking. That's
Speaker 1: my point. I I'm just gonna put up pictures of
Speaker 1: avocado toast. That's what I do. I I don't. I
Speaker 1: can't relate to any of this. What you're saying. This
Speaker 1: this last five minutes to me has just been like
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? What my point was? I
Speaker 1: don't go The thing is like, I don't think me
Speaker 1: or most of the people that listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: I don't really really get flagged for anything. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you lived in I don't think because I don't think
Speaker 1: we go down on this road. I don't think we
Speaker 1: inflammatory language. I mean, my life is my You see
Speaker 1: what I put on my instant story. It's me hanging
Speaker 1: out at the freaking Halloween parade in stupid costumes. It's
Speaker 1: me going to restaurants. It's focusing on food and just
Speaker 1: having fun and me living my life. Right. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't go on to try and teach people anything
Speaker 1: because you did. You not get attacked on Instagram this week.
Speaker 1: It's it's been one year and out the year you
Speaker 1: got attacked on Instagram this week for what for your candles?
Speaker 1: Was that Elvis? That was Elvis? Elvis? Yeah, got attacked
Speaker 1: putting for putting something up on on Instagram. He was
Speaker 1: put he put up I'm not. Didn't you don't have
Speaker 1: a problem with it, do you know? I'm no, but
Speaker 1: I'm offended that he got attacked for it. And Dandy
Speaker 1: put up a picture a co host and she got
Speaker 1: attacked for. Now let's say, okay, so let's say you
Speaker 1: put something up that for no reason should you be
Speaker 1: attacked for but someone attacked you. Yeah, but you wouldn't
Speaker 1: say it's coming from a different place. Thought. Elvis was
Speaker 1: doing this in the in the name of entertainment. Let
Speaker 1: me explain what he did. He found He was in
Speaker 1: Santa Fe and he found, uh, a candle with Cardi
Speaker 1: B predressed all sexy on a It was a prayer candle,
Speaker 1: it was. It was just Cardi B all sexy, it was.
Speaker 1: And he put it up on his Instagram and then
Speaker 1: they were half the people loved it and but it
Speaker 1: was funny. In the other half decided to, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: just say that it was sacrilegious and then he should
Speaker 1: take it down. Those people that's had to take it down,
Speaker 1: they win the argument because he took it down. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you take it down for? You?
Speaker 1: They're a bunch of snowflakes, right, snowflakes. I'm sorry. What
Speaker 1: the fund is wrong with putting up a picture a
Speaker 1: candle of Cardi being? What is wrong with producing It's
Speaker 1: a piece of wax. It's a piece of wax that
Speaker 1: has her picture on it. It is not associated with religion,
Speaker 1: It's not. It's a candle. It is a candle. What
Speaker 1: is a different shape of candle with the same picture
Speaker 1: would it have? I didn't see the picture. It wasn't
Speaker 1: blatantly was there a cross on it was? There wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was just a candle. But the kind of ship
Speaker 1: that bothers me, there's people are a bunch of assholes,
Speaker 1: so the way that that bothers you, but you see,
Speaker 1: But no, but there's a difference to you. You're you're
Speaker 1: driving the lane, You're you're you're you're inciting, You're you're pushing.
Speaker 1: I'm being, you're being I'm being react to some stupidity
Speaker 1: I was going on on the internet. I was reacting
Speaker 1: this stupidity on the internet when someone and someone comes
Speaker 1: off blatantly racist and offensive, especially I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: these times, but especially this week, the last two weeks
Speaker 1: in this country. That got me. So I commented because
Speaker 1: it affected me, and I said, that's really that's that's
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, Cardi B versus your issue. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. That's point was that the point, my only
Speaker 1: point was I wanted to I wanted our audience to
Speaker 1: know that I've been blocked twice on two platforms, and
Speaker 1: I wanted you to understand why because I don't think
Speaker 1: either one. Well, the Twitter one was just the Facebook
Speaker 1: one was not justified. I put up a news story.
Speaker 1: I got blocked for twenty four hours, and then I
Speaker 1: called the guy a racist who was a racist. I
Speaker 1: should get that. I don't get involved in ship like that.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying on the parade round. And I'm
Speaker 1: just having fun posting pictures of you know, like freaking
Speaker 1: eight foot whole light up robots and the Halloween get it.
Speaker 1: But but when when it comes to you know, wh
Speaker 1: when it comes to Elvis putting up something that's pop
Speaker 1: culture and funny or Gandhi her her costume for Halloween
Speaker 1: was Ariana Gandhi hold on and you know, and she
Speaker 1: has to like deal with people that were offended by that. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's the ship that bothers me because we're just happily
Speaker 1: going along our merry way, just spreading love and fun
Speaker 1: and humor. And that's when the snowflake thing comes in
Speaker 1: for me. Things for issues like that, Like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like Elvis put a put a picture of It wasn't
Speaker 1: a candle. It wasn't It wasn't Cardi being nailed to
Speaker 1: a cross. That would have might that might have been sacrilegious.
Speaker 1: But it was a piece of wax that burns like
Speaker 1: any other piece of wax. It was a candle, and
Speaker 1: and he was I get bullied pretty much into taking
Speaker 1: it down. Google it. There's nothing wrong with that. Wired
Speaker 1: people so fragile. Hold on, was it this one that's
Speaker 1: the one that's borderline right there? No, it's not. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's the specific one. It's similar, Okay, this
Speaker 1: one she's dressed as a nun. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that wasn't that one. She's holding a bottle of a Cardi.
Speaker 1: That one may cross the line? Was it this one?
Speaker 1: For ten dollars on that? Hold on this one? I
Speaker 1: think that might have been it? Alright. The point is
Speaker 1: there's nothing religious about it's it's a symbol of a religion.
Speaker 1: When it's when it's got like Marrian it or what.
Speaker 1: It's in your own fucking head. That's the problem. It's
Speaker 1: it's in people's own heads. The problem. The issue is
Speaker 1: with the person there was there was being a snowflake.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't have to walk on eggshells
Speaker 1: for anybody. I feel like I don't. I think, and
Speaker 1: and it bothers me. This goes under my that poor
Speaker 1: Gandhi she had to you know, she was like deal
Speaker 1: with she had to deal with trolls. And you know
Speaker 1: the thing about the trolls, some of them were of
Speaker 1: Indian descent that were trolls, and they were offended for
Speaker 1: there was doing what we call a costume mashup, like
Speaker 1: for instance, if you go as the Pillsbury dough boys
Speaker 1: in red vests, it's the red velvet. Come on, you
Speaker 1: can do it, Brodie, You're okay, You're Pillsbury dough boys
Speaker 1: and a bunch of Pillsbury dough boy and ron Burgundo. No,
Speaker 1: it's the greatest domen. You had said that the carnival
Speaker 1: looking like Jackman. The point is that is called a
Speaker 1: costume mashup. Arian Ariana Grande and Gandhi decided to Ariana Gandhi.
Speaker 1: It's a mashup of her name and not really her name.
Speaker 1: The point Gandhi, the religious figure Gandhi is her great
Speaker 1: great grandfather. Yes, it's her family. Yes, if I did it,
Speaker 1: I would get the outrage. I get it. But she's
Speaker 1: a fan ariana grande and obviously a fan of But
Speaker 1: my point is that's and that's when I jump into
Speaker 1: the conversation. But when I have issues, that's when I
Speaker 1: have issues when people are trying to spoil the fun
Speaker 1: we've talked about when you talked about there's levels of
Speaker 1: being offended. Right, something could be a one or two offensive,
Speaker 1: and then if you make everything at ten, then the
Speaker 1: tens don't stand out anymore, and then you lose sight
Speaker 1: of them, and then you're like, oh, I'm offended. You're like, okay, boy,
Speaker 1: cried wolf, you offended everything? No, No, but this time,
Speaker 1: really I'm offended. This is a ten. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: the last time. You've got to focus on what's really offensive,
Speaker 1: so that if something gets done about it. Right, if
Speaker 1: you're worried about a Halloween costume instead of what happened
Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh, you've got a problem, Like there are real
Speaker 1: racial problems in this country. If you Gandhi, it's not
Speaker 1: really where you're focused. You're worried about a candle because
Speaker 1: Cardi B's pitch, you're preaching hate. If you're this is
Speaker 1: real racism in this country, that's something you should focus
Speaker 1: your time. So I got offended. I really got upset
Speaker 1: for Elvis. I'm like, I feel bad that he was
Speaker 1: bullied into taking the picture. He's also a good guy.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to upset anybody. Don't want an argument.
Speaker 1: I get you know. I would have left him. I
Speaker 1: would have turned the comments. So I said, fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm displaying now You're Brooklyn Sides coming out. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I get it. I feel like, don't look
Speaker 1: at my Instagram and follow me. I feel like you
Speaker 1: can go, you know what. I was so angry that
Speaker 1: that they just want and I'm getting a Charlie horse
Speaker 1: because I'm so angry. I'm so you're legitimately my banana.
Speaker 1: I left calf, my left calf. I'm squeezing. Which calf
Speaker 1: isn't is it the one in white white skin? Oh man?
Speaker 1: Look at you? Do you need to exercise? I have
Speaker 1: left I have a workout coming up in a two
Speaker 1: a clock and yeah, okay, we've been Okay, I'm so angry.
Speaker 1: That's how angry I am from my man Elvis that
Speaker 1: I'm tensing Charlie orson my left calf. Let's play the
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Speaker 1: is when did an ingredient originally found in jellyfish become
Speaker 1: a selling point? Who's who's going? Oh it's from jellyfish?
Speaker 1: Fish are disgusting? Holistic medicine is is actually a thing now?
Speaker 1: It's from jelly They make it sound like it's some
Speaker 1: space age polymer that they developed from space, Like they
Speaker 1: like they got like this metal was found in space,
Speaker 1: and it's it's almost it's found in jellyfish. Jelly fisher blobs.
Speaker 1: Why but why does that? People like hearing that? People
Speaker 1: people when they hear things like that, that's totally out
Speaker 1: of left field. From monkey shit, who's buying that. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you who's buying it. Made from the scrapings of
Speaker 1: a goat eyeball. Oh, it's gotta work. People love it.
Speaker 1: Look at look at the the Okay, everyone's talking about
Speaker 1: charcoal deodorant. You know, things like things that are natural,
Speaker 1: things are from the earth, things that we are made
Speaker 1: ancient Chinese remedies. You we've heard of these things. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the laundry commercial from the seventies. No, all of it.
Speaker 1: We've all we've all heard about this. So when when
Speaker 1: people that are looking for those types of products here
Speaker 1: about this being from a jellyfish, You're like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: occurring natural in nature, jellyfish, jellyfish. How there's a segment
Speaker 1: of this and I understand that, I understand just a
Speaker 1: bunch of I just don't. I don't get it. I
Speaker 1: don't get how you're marketing, like and we ripped it
Speaker 1: from the guts of a slimy, disgusting thing from the
Speaker 1: ocean that you hate, the jellyfish. I don't find a
Speaker 1: problem with it. It's like, you know Jamie, Jamie from
Speaker 1: my Coat and walkers and talking. She's got a problem
Speaker 1: with one of her knees. He's a bad knee. It
Speaker 1: hurts when she walks down. If you told me that
Speaker 1: the that the bone marrow of a rabbit could help
Speaker 1: clear that up, Oh no, much worse. She took an
Speaker 1: injection of rooster comb. You know what a rooster comb
Speaker 1: is is this ugly looking flappy thing on top of
Speaker 1: a rooster's head. Right, that's the comb. I'm on board.
Speaker 1: I believe it. Eject part of it right into her knee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's deciding that rooster comb is good for your knee?
Speaker 1: How does that work? I'm not saying it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: I'm saying who decides, like I'm gonna take that red
Speaker 1: part of the baboon's ass and and and it's gonna
Speaker 1: make your your toes feel better? Like who decides that
Speaker 1: that they did? They run out of things to try, Like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's chop up that thing on the
Speaker 1: chicken's head. We don't eat that. Let's let's put that
Speaker 1: in someone's joint and see what happens. I get there
Speaker 1: must be some enzymes and whatever. I get it scientifically,
Speaker 1: But why would you think to test that? Because people,
Speaker 1: that's what we're gravitating towards. We want less chemicals and more, okay,
Speaker 1: more medicinal like home home remedy, old school things. Are
Speaker 1: you eat whale ship? It'll give you energy? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna eat? I mean, if if I'm told that that
Speaker 1: it's going to produce, you know, from firm whale, you know, worsen.
Speaker 1: If I'm getting results, who gives a fuck? As long
Speaker 1: as I can do commercial for anything. Hey, it's scary
Speaker 1: Jones for whale ship. Yeah, I think I might. I
Speaker 1: might change the word to feces but for the radio.
Speaker 1: The radio. But think about it. Let me tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm scary Jones and fecal matters. You know, they say
Speaker 1: red wine has resveratrol in it. I don't have it,
Speaker 1: but I hear it's vera tral is very good, is
Speaker 1: very good, It's very very good. So so in one
Speaker 1: of my commercials, they said, oh you want to you
Speaker 1: want to talk about the resveratrol because that specific ingredient
Speaker 1: is a buzzword. Now people are gravitating towards this. I'm
Speaker 1: not I didn't make it up. So so obviously people
Speaker 1: in privigin they know something. They've been doing. This not
Speaker 1: a sponsor, This is not some brilliant way to promote people.
Speaker 1: At Previgin, they have a if you think about it,
Speaker 1: they have a research team and they're like, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know, this is what's trendy, right, and it is
Speaker 1: another one of those they go clinical trials, clinically tested again,
Speaker 1: clinically tested. It just means they tested it. It doesn't
Speaker 1: mean anything. But maybe there's a thing out there about
Speaker 1: jellyfish providing some I'm sure and kind of magic potion.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is, and I'm sure, just like you,
Speaker 1: I can google it. I don't need to google it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I guess what, don't tweet him, don't
Speaker 1: tweet him. Whatever you do, I guess what, you can't
Speaker 1: because he's been banned. No, no, my regular account. I'm
Speaker 1: fine that David Brody's fine. Yeah, I'm good there. Don't
Speaker 1: ever get drunk and accidentally tweet from the wrong one,
Speaker 1: then you really be fucked. Imagine that your alter ego
Speaker 1: gets tweeted. I may have done that. You may have
Speaker 1: may have I may have. I may have um tweeted
Speaker 1: it both at the same time once. Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1: But anyway, at any rate, I didn't, but I think
Speaker 1: it may have. I think the privigent people know something
Speaker 1: we don't and we're not giving them enough credit. They
Speaker 1: may know something, But I'm wondering if the audience knows.
Speaker 1: If the audience here's that goes I think because we're
Speaker 1: into this. I don't know why I did Scooby do there,
Speaker 1: but it's the it's the holistic thing, it's the non GMO,
Speaker 1: it's everything is no nitrites and no nitrites. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have a couple of clients on the air, then no, no,
Speaker 1: no night nights fillers. That's felt. They're great, right, No
Speaker 1: high fruit dose corn syrup. These are big sellers now.
Speaker 1: So maybe if you could find your remedy in a
Speaker 1: jellyfish as opposed to a compound chemical that might kill
Speaker 1: you and have eighteen thousand other side effects, you might
Speaker 1: go for the jellyfish. That's what I'm saying. And I
Speaker 1: thought that if a jellyfish stings you, that's supposed to
Speaker 1: be I'm supposed to pee on a jellyfish sting. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at NBC news dot com January nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the article is called jellyfish memory supplement. Privigin is a hoax,
Speaker 1: says the FTC. That's the Federal Trade Commission, the Federal
Speaker 1: Trade Commission and needs just such. The company with fraud
Speaker 1: on Monday for selling a memory supplement based on a
Speaker 1: glowing jellyfish protein. Makings of the product called Privigin of
Speaker 1: false advertising. It as a memory that was a year
Speaker 1: and a half ago, and this commercial was when the
Speaker 1: memory company pushed back insisting its product is safe. It's
Speaker 1: so it could be safe. Um, hold on, hold on
Speaker 1: calling up to see the lame duck. Hold on. I
Speaker 1: wanted to. I want some science articles on this. I
Speaker 1: want to know about what does a jellyfish have in
Speaker 1: it that would make privige and make a commercial like this,
Speaker 1: lack of sharpness or even trouble with recall. Thankfully, the
Speaker 1: breakthrough privig helps your brain actually improves memory. There you go,
Speaker 1: all right? It says he had to believe now that
Speaker 1: jellyfish hold the answer. According to the FTC, the company
Speaker 1: tried would fail to show it can help people. The
Speaker 1: Madison memory study failed to show a statistically significant improvement
Speaker 1: in a treatment group. And it goes on to say,
Speaker 1: YadA YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Um Uh. The Alzheimer's Association
Speaker 1: wouldn't comment. Uh. They they said they have serious conterns
Speaker 1: about people using dietary supplements as an alternative. Who physician
Speaker 1: prescribed FDA approved therapies. In other words, it's bullshit. So
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, who wrote that article? That could be
Speaker 1: big farmer talking. You don't know that that could be
Speaker 1: that could you don't know who that is? Who I
Speaker 1: just quoted who it was, It's the Alzheimer's Association, Like
Speaker 1: this is a this is not big pharma. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you don't know, you don't know the source of anything.
Speaker 1: I'm listen. I know that that previleging gets from jellyfish. Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm just saying, don't discount anything. At
Speaker 1: this point. I'm not saying it is or it isn't,
Speaker 1: doesn't work. I'm not saying don't buy it. I'm not
Speaker 1: bad mouthing the company or their product. I'm saying that
Speaker 1: I think people sit around and go, what we had shipped?
Speaker 1: Can we put together and make it sound like it works?
Speaker 1: Like if you had baboon ass juice, We're like, baboon
Speaker 1: ass juice will make your teeth white and not get cavities.
Speaker 1: You know, someone's gonna buy back. You know, everybody listening
Speaker 1: knows someone in their family who bought some crazy ship.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh no, oh no, no, I got I
Speaker 1: got pterodactyl anus and it works. It made it powderful.
Speaker 1: I put on my cheerios. I hear that donkey seemen
Speaker 1: clears up acne? Is it does it give men have
Speaker 1: to taste? I notice you don't have any acne. Everything
Speaker 1: in small doses, right, yeah. I mean, listen, people do
Speaker 1: crazier ship to their skin. They rubbed anything on their skin.
Speaker 1: It's true. So then who are you or me to say,
Speaker 1: probably has gotta be making a lot of money. The
Speaker 1: fact that they've running that commercial in the air, they
Speaker 1: must be getting results, because if they didn't have, if
Speaker 1: they didn't have any results, they would not have that
Speaker 1: campaign will have failed A long time ago. But look
Speaker 1: at this a year and a half later from them.
Speaker 1: That article is there's still issuing TV commercials. They must
Speaker 1: be making a mint, according to the ad the article,
Speaker 1: because the presidential administration changed. They put new people in
Speaker 1: the FTC and the new FDA people, so they may
Speaker 1: have pushed that to the side. They may have followed
Speaker 1: up on it. January seven was the transition period according
Speaker 1: to this article, so who knows. Maybe the new people
Speaker 1: in charge have other things to worry about and they
Speaker 1: bring a jellyfish to fry. Ohio, we didn't do grammar
Speaker 1: Police today? Can I just do one? Grammar Police? Play
Speaker 1: the jingle? This one? We got a lot. I'll save
Speaker 1: the next episode, but this one's my favorite police. It's
Speaker 1: from Whole Foods. And and forgive me, I'll I don't
Speaker 1: have the tweeter's name. I apologize. But the sign was
Speaker 1: sail on boneless skinless children's thighs. There it is now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it means like small chickens, like young chick I don't
Speaker 1: know what it means, bell and something. This signs covered
Speaker 1: bell and something, boneless skinless children's thighs only two pound.
Speaker 1: So if you see kids running out no thighs, they're
Speaker 1: selling them at Whole Foods. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's a grammar police or a type. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is, but that caught my eye. I love that.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a couple of emails, just a couple,
Speaker 1: then we gotta go. All right, we got so soon
Speaker 1: we got that sounds like a welcome You've got mail.
Speaker 1: Brandon Taylor checked in, Hey Brody and Scary him uh
Speaker 1: hey Brooklyn boys Um, thanks for the bonus episode, Scary.
Speaker 1: I love that phone tap of yours. Absolutely, it was awesome.
Speaker 1: I wanted to congratulate you guys on being nominated on
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio Podcast Awards. Been voting every day. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, Brandon Taylor. Looking forward to today's episode. Hope
Speaker 1: this one is longer, Yes, definitely longer than yesterday. Let's
Speaker 1: see here comes bridget Stino. Bridget Setino had a question, Hey, Scary,
Speaker 1: I hope I hear you always get ripped on on
Speaker 1: the Big show for that turkey that you buy each year,
Speaker 1: and was thinking about splurging this year to be sure
Speaker 1: we have a great turkey. I'm making my husband stay
Speaker 1: home this year for Thanksgiving, and if the turkey isn't great,
Speaker 1: he will be disappointed that we didn't go to his
Speaker 1: brother's house. Please talk to me about that pre briand
Speaker 1: turkey that you speak about. All right, next week, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why that turkey is better than all
Speaker 1: the rest? Is it okay if we do that, Brodie,
Speaker 1: because I feel like we'll be doing a service to
Speaker 1: everybody not a sponsor. This William Sanoma turkey is worth
Speaker 1: the splurge, Brodie. I don't think you would buy it
Speaker 1: for your house though. Robert Creagan, um, hey, I say
Speaker 1: I'm from New York. I'm I was born in Queens
Speaker 1: moved to Long Island when I was five, Brodie. Hear
Speaker 1: him out. Then when I was nine, I moved to Pennsylvan.
Speaker 1: My father stayed in Long Island. I lived with him
Speaker 1: for the summer and lived in p A for the
Speaker 1: school year. So should I not be saying that I'm
Speaker 1: from New York? That's from the conversation we had is
Speaker 1: when can you claim you're from New York? I think
Speaker 1: if he goes back to Long Island all the time, look,
Speaker 1: you can say you're from New York. But you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't. Why when did he move. He moved when
Speaker 1: he was nine, all right. I give him partial credit
Speaker 1: because he moved back to Long Island to stay with
Speaker 1: his dad every summer, so he had the New York vibe.
Speaker 1: My problem if you don't, yeah nine, listen in order,
Speaker 1: you know, I was saying, Jimmy Kimmel plays up the
Speaker 1: fact he's a New Yorker. He grew up a Mets fan.
Speaker 1: He's still a Mets fans. I give him credit for that, alright,
Speaker 1: but he's not a New Yorker. He he left. He's
Speaker 1: a Vegas guy, all right. And then so and then
Speaker 1: finally I have this Louise aguilar uh which nag? This
Speaker 1: is the subject line? Is found that bastard a s
Speaker 1: and And by the way, Louise is just one in
Speaker 1: a string of email that we've been getting of pe
Speaker 1: Bowl who claimed they have ABE seventy seven spottings. This
Speaker 1: one on the side of a road. The guy has
Speaker 1: aped seventy seven in his license plate. Dude, I don't, Louise,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you needed to do to take
Speaker 1: this picture. I don't. Please be safe. It looked like
Speaker 1: it looked like this dude was in the center lane
Speaker 1: of of of traffic when on the highway when he
Speaker 1: snapped this picture of a guy in the right lane
Speaker 1: with a focus on his license plate. Um, I'm a
Speaker 1: slice I live in I live in Wisconsin. Uh and
Speaker 1: and uh uh, oh my god, what does this say?
Speaker 1: I'm a slice with Wisconsin cheese and made and thick crust,
Speaker 1: raised in El Salvador. Okay, he's got thick crust. He's
Speaker 1: trying to say, moved to the US. Started listening to
Speaker 1: the Big Show years ago. Listen to your podcast now
Speaker 1: until I ran out of episodes, and then I started
Speaker 1: all over again. Uh desperately wait for Thursdays. Listen to
Speaker 1: you guys in my headphones. Anyway, the very iconic Ape
Speaker 1: seven seven found him, uh blacked out everything else about
Speaker 1: this license plate, but a se there he is. Apparently
Speaker 1: he drives a Toyota. All right, thank you, let's move on.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of tweets here just now. Uh
Speaker 1: diegos who's at schoolboy gamer but not spelled that way,
Speaker 1: he says, So is it hashtag the Brooklyn Boys? Correct?
Speaker 1: Or is it hashtag Brooklyn Boys? So we are the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, but I Heart Radio named us Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: for this contest mistakenly, so the hashtag is Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: but we are, of course the Brooklyn Boys. Also um Lorraine, Laurie, Anne, Marie,
Speaker 1: she's at Lee. Uh on the score, Marie let's extra ease.
Speaker 1: She says a big, a big thank you shout out
Speaker 1: at David Brody for agreeing with me that the David
Speaker 1: Pumpkins skit on Saturday Night Live was terrible. Hashtag I
Speaker 1: don't understand it. Yeah, I I and I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm on that train. As Tom Thanks would say, lots
Speaker 1: of questions, Yeah, don't get it, I don't like that skit,
Speaker 1: don't like it and um oh mercer inc Marcus to fourteen.
Speaker 1: He says, Brody, you didn't hit the jingle on scary
Speaker 1: when he mentioned Dr Fat Loss towards the end of
Speaker 1: the episode. Uh so you slipped that you got me?
Speaker 1: This got him? This time, I got him. So it
Speaker 1: is hashta hit the jingle hashtag that was a scary
Speaker 1: inappropriate commercial slipping. You always email us, by the way,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. And one
Speaker 1: final one from Nick Baxter with the subject line Selter
Speaker 1: is fart Water. I want to say I love the
Speaker 1: show Live up State, the real Upstate, a six hour
Speaker 1: drive north of the city, But that's a whole other discussion.
Speaker 1: I own a food truck spent five hours a day
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast while I prep, cook, and clean.
Speaker 1: You guys are my favorite. My grandparents have passed away,
Speaker 1: but my grandfather was born in Brooklyn and my mother
Speaker 1: grandmother was from Queens. Much of my family are all
Speaker 1: over Long Island, but these days scattered all over the state.
Speaker 1: I love listening to you because you're relatable and you
Speaker 1: remind me of my family. To day is the last
Speaker 1: day of the season. From my food truck. I'm opening
Speaker 1: a pizzeria for the winner next week. I couldn't make
Speaker 1: it down to see you guys at the pizza Exbo,
Speaker 1: but I'd be honored to have a Brooklyn Voice special
Speaker 1: on the menu. Any ideas? Oh my god, he wants
Speaker 1: to name something after us sausage and meatball. Sausage me, Nick,
Speaker 1: I'm sausag cheese, meat Paul. I'll take it. I sauage
Speaker 1: the sausage, meat ball done record cheese on the Hey, Nick,
Speaker 1: why don't you plug your business he didn't anyway. Uh,
Speaker 1: two things. One I just forgot one of them. Uh too.
Speaker 1: We talked about listening in order, episode fifty six, Gurney's
Speaker 1: Girls and Geckos. Right, Yeah, for some reason we got
Speaker 1: a problem with that episode. Let me guess it doesn't
Speaker 1: have as many listens, not by a long shot. The
Speaker 1: only way that happens if someone's skipping over it. You
Speaker 1: gotta listen in order. That was a very good episode.
Speaker 1: That was probably one of the better ones in recent memory.
Speaker 1: They're all good, but yeah, we had fun on that one.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why that one is dramatically lower.
Speaker 1: So if you're listening and you've heard fifty five and
Speaker 1: fifty seven, but listen to fifty cents, please get upset
Speaker 1: about stuff like that, because you know we're brook Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, brock Brooklyn