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Speaker 1: Now that you know we started this show, we said
Speaker 1: we won interview legends. We wanted to interview icons. This
Speaker 1: man right here as an icon. I've been going through
Speaker 1: his material, knowing that we had him booked, and I've
Speaker 1: been trying to see if he repeats. He don't repeat nothing.
Speaker 1: His material is always fresh, it's always and it's always
Speaker 1: straight to it's to. I heard him say I'm either
Speaker 1: gonna motivate you or intimidate or intimidate you, and boys, hell,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. It's either you're gonna get
Speaker 1: intimidated or you're gonna get something, or the man has
Speaker 1: been down doing this, Like I want to go reiterate,
Speaker 1: this's nwa tall every time I think of it, and
Speaker 1: I and I say that not only was him apartment
Speaker 1: that he was in on the tour, yes, like as
Speaker 1: an act, this is just so crazy. You keep looking
Speaker 1: listening to his history from the you know, stealing Charlie's
Speaker 1: Murphy Rolex to you know, swiping pups day card. This
Speaker 1: man is a legend, right, legend on top of legend,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out to the bottom. We're gonna drink,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get some soctions gods Coheba from Bahamas for
Speaker 1: him in case you don't know, blah blaa legendary team
Speaker 1: so born and raised in New Jersey, Jersey City, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: How does? How does? How does? Let's let let's take
Speaker 1: it from the top? How does from the top? When
Speaker 1: comedy first striked you right because you said Jersey City? Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: what is this? Your father's funny, your mom's just funny?
Speaker 1: How does this work? It's crazy? How my how the
Speaker 1: career took over me because you know, I was a
Speaker 1: college graduate, got my master's degree in speech communication. So
Speaker 1: comedy wasn't on my radar because in the eighties a
Speaker 1: comedian and coming from my family, it was embarrassing to
Speaker 1: mean you a comedian, nigga. You went to college, right,
Speaker 1: you know, and ran track, ran track, did my thing.
Speaker 1: And then, really, believe it or not, the situation when
Speaker 1: I got with Eddie Murphy his brother Charlie Murphy, and
Speaker 1: we had a huge fight on Worship Boulevard and lay
Speaker 1: So y'all you didn't you didn't know them from back
Speaker 1: in the East Coast. No, okay, it all started. And
Speaker 1: the reason why I'm gonna bring this up and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk to the world about evolving as a man, right,
Speaker 1: and that's what we want to get across the day.
Speaker 1: Evolved as a man. And see, when I was a
Speaker 1: youngster keenan Navy ways, I was hanging out because I
Speaker 1: lived in north Ridge on Parthenia and I lived two
Speaker 1: doors down from Richard Pryor. But I wasn't doing I
Speaker 1: wasn't doing stand up comedy. I was getting my master's
Speaker 1: degree at cow State north Ridge, and I hung out
Speaker 1: one nice smoking and got the drop topic that this
Speaker 1: is before Richard probably Burt your stuff. It was right
Speaker 1: after you, right, but I didn't know him, didn't really
Speaker 1: care about that, you know. So you were a fan
Speaker 1: of Richard Pryor like, yeah, but I wasn't really the comedy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spain to you high and with comic. So
Speaker 1: I remember when out one night and I ran into
Speaker 1: it was a party at Cloak called Callinson Charlie's on
Speaker 1: Sun said Bolvars. Back in the day, y'alls kids back
Speaker 1: then and eighty two. Yeah, see this happened because I
Speaker 1: didn't start commonly to nineteen eighty five. So nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: two and meet Kennan Navy Wayns. Kennan Navy Waynes takes
Speaker 1: me into this party because I got this classic. It
Speaker 1: was in Pola and when I pulled up it was
Speaker 1: so fly. He was like, yo, what kind of cars this?
Speaker 1: So um? He said, Yo, you want to come into
Speaker 1: the party. Took me in princess in that motherfucker with
Speaker 1: the rolls, asked the bodyguard with the big bodyguard with
Speaker 1: the blonde head of like a wrestler um and we
Speaker 1: was all in VIP section. I wanted to buy like
Speaker 1: six bottles of Crys style and we're just hanging right,
Speaker 1: but it caught the attention to the guys. So we're
Speaker 1: hanging out and I get on the set of Beverly
Speaker 1: Hids Cop with Eddie Murphy. Were hanging and then one day, man,
Speaker 1: we went shopping at the Beverly Center and we came
Speaker 1: back and all right, for some reason, Charlie Murphrey is
Speaker 1: washing his perm. I'm sitting on the sink, okay, and
Speaker 1: some said these niggs, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: the roll looks got taken and it was really one
Speaker 1: of the most um embarrassing things I've ever did in
Speaker 1: my life as I grow as a as a as
Speaker 1: a man. So let's subscribe. Because it wasn't like a robbery.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like you put a gun. No, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, swiped a year. So it was it
Speaker 1: was an embarrassing situation when you understand life, right, because
Speaker 1: we have a lot of young kids today who do
Speaker 1: a lot of embarrassing things like John Moran with the gun,
Speaker 1: young kids on shooting people whatever. So you was John
Speaker 1: Moran back there? No, no no, no, not Ja Morant. What
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is we make bad choices as kids,
Speaker 1: and we don't take the time to think of the
Speaker 1: kids life. It's Charlie, It's Charlie Murphy because obviously Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy always been who Eddie Murphy is. Yes, what's Charlie
Speaker 1: known any circles? No? No, no. And the reason why
Speaker 1: I bring up because they was good to me. You
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying, Eddie, Charlie, So you was just
Speaker 1: being fat. I was being found you know. Yeah, just true.
Speaker 1: I was being found in the darkness. Brothers, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the darkness. You could have been a third yeah yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, that's that that was going We know, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna put that out there. I'm saying no because
Speaker 1: that's a that's the thing that you're saying. Oh the
Speaker 1: nigga could have put them on, But that's not the
Speaker 1: way like that. People think like that. But that's motherfucker's
Speaker 1: don't put people on. You gotta be a certain type
Speaker 1: of niggas to put people. I put people on. Other
Speaker 1: people don't put people. Let's subscribe to people. So you no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, I want you to ad on this interview.
Speaker 1: You're gonna let me friend on this interview. You ain't
Speaker 1: gonna cut me off. I'm the motherfucking talk and I
Speaker 1: love you the death you don't own. So yeah, because
Speaker 1: the story, believe it or not, to me doing stand
Speaker 1: up comedy, because I turned the negative until positive. It
Speaker 1: didn't happened to two or three years later, so did
Speaker 1: I meet a man named Michael Williams who started the
Speaker 1: Comedy Act Theater with Robin Harris. Meet Robin Harris, and
Speaker 1: I saw one of the greatest stand up comedians ever.
Speaker 1: That's maybe a cage Robin Harris. No, Robin Harris, the
Speaker 1: baby kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said it so fast?
Speaker 1: Were you going to? So that changed my game. But
Speaker 1: I was never a true fan of stand up comedian
Speaker 1: because they wasn't getting money. Okay, see when we started,
Speaker 1: it was twenty dollars a show, fat twenty dollars. Oh
Speaker 1: that was the money for me. Do you understand that
Speaker 1: you've been twenty dollars like that was the ticket price.
Speaker 1: That's what you was getting paid. That's what we got paid.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, no, you fucking me up right now? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is not This is what comedians got paid in
Speaker 1: the eighties because we was building. We didn't know what
Speaker 1: we was building. Just like y'alln't know what you're doing there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you don't know where it's going. So to see
Speaker 1: agents in Hollywood and see stand up comedians doing what
Speaker 1: they're doing now, not knowing what us younger comics did
Speaker 1: back in the eighties to make people's lives much much
Speaker 1: better because we didn't know. We didn't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: But I always treat the standing up comedy. I'm a
Speaker 1: businessman and comedy is my side hustle. So when I
Speaker 1: used to see The Easy, when I used to see
Speaker 1: jay Z, when I see Baby from Cash Money Millionaires,
Speaker 1: the thing that I always took from them was being independent.
Speaker 1: Dunstand I'm saying. So the day Chappelle's the Chris Rocks,
Speaker 1: they all went for TV and they got their shows,
Speaker 1: and even though they made millions now, they never really
Speaker 1: own their own ship. That's the one thing I noticed
Speaker 1: about you all pointed out to my friends earlier, is
Speaker 1: as we're going through it, it's all says your network
Speaker 1: on it. Absolutely that's amazing, Like, yeah, how let me,
Speaker 1: I see I own my own ship and there's nothing,
Speaker 1: there's no hate to the other. We gotta make some
Speaker 1: noise for that though, Yeah, we gotta make some noise
Speaker 1: for that, because that's that was one of the first
Speaker 1: things that I immediately caught on too. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: it seemed like you owned everything that I was watching
Speaker 1: everything like I have never saw that before, especially with
Speaker 1: a comment, Yeah, I own I own everything now, Yes,
Speaker 1: what I would like to be a big motherfucker star
Speaker 1: and getting millions and millions, But as you get older,
Speaker 1: you can only have so much money. As you get older,
Speaker 1: you only have so many cards when you when you
Speaker 1: get older, you're going to have so much jewelry. It
Speaker 1: does that, It doesn't matter. I always tell people, it's
Speaker 1: not how well you live, is how well you died.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. So I try to um
Speaker 1: inject into the universe my mistakes, and I tried to
Speaker 1: explain to how I evolved as a man. And that's
Speaker 1: what I want this interview to be about how I
Speaker 1: evolved as a man, because we needed to let young
Speaker 1: men and women know how you can start one way
Speaker 1: right and continue the journey to get back on your track.
Speaker 1: Because you recently apologized to Eddie Murphy right, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we had Yeah, we was at um. It's crazy. Like
Speaker 1: he pulled up in the Rose Royes. I was in
Speaker 1: the best should and I had should. He had a
Speaker 1: woman with him and I had a bad bitsh breathing
Speaker 1: on me and we walked in. We was on VRP
Speaker 1: now and now a lady Murphy. Remember I'm a gyman,
Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman. Changed my mindset, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So as as men, I sat there and believe it
Speaker 1: or not, this has happened about twenty years ago. Now,
Speaker 1: that had been on my mind right because I never
Speaker 1: got to meet Charlie Murphy again from nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 1: even when he got into the stand up. Okay, we
Speaker 1: never crossed each other's path. We talked through other people,
Speaker 1: so we knew the respect was there, but I never
Speaker 1: got a chance to look him in his eye, and
Speaker 1: as a man, finish as a man to say, I apologize.
Speaker 1: So when I saw Eddie in the VIP section, I
Speaker 1: was with the young lady. I said I'd be right back,
Speaker 1: and I walked up to how you're doing? Edie said yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, said listen, um, about twenty something years ago,
Speaker 1: you know you invited me in your home and I
Speaker 1: don't want you to understand a man, I truly apologize
Speaker 1: for what I did to come in your home and
Speaker 1: be disrespect called. We all own homes right like, and
Speaker 1: you if you allow somebody in your house like like, nigga, right, nigga,
Speaker 1: fuck with you. And as a young so I didn't
Speaker 1: understand that. And when I understood life, I was mad
Speaker 1: at my motherfucked self because I was like, damn t
Speaker 1: not that it could have changed my career because where
Speaker 1: I'm mad was where I'm supposed to be. But I
Speaker 1: pushed being a motherfucking man. I take that very seriously.
Speaker 1: So I once I said that to him, nig it
Speaker 1: was it was Scott, It's a beautiful moment. That's a
Speaker 1: beautiful home. Um, you know it's crazy. I had hired
Speaker 1: Charlie Murphy because I loved the Dave Chappelle's kit, so
Speaker 1: we hired him for a video and I'm talking about
Speaker 1: I hit it off with him like, yeah, you wanful
Speaker 1: gentleman like most people that you you you see and
Speaker 1: then when you see them off television that not like that.
Speaker 1: That's why I say that y'all would have got along.
Speaker 1: He was good. He was good. I mean that I
Speaker 1: was hanging with him when I was hanging with Eddie,
Speaker 1: and that that one. That's what I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: about choices, right, And this is what me and my
Speaker 1: man was talking about before the show started. We was
Speaker 1: talking about being meth, were talking about snowfall. You know,
Speaker 1: we bring scar Face into this, We bring in all
Speaker 1: the drug movies of the world, and what I want
Speaker 1: kids to think about and people who in the studio
Speaker 1: see people see the drugs, They see the flamboyant ship
Speaker 1: of being a hustler. They don't see the downfall. The
Speaker 1: problem with those shows is choices. Every time you turn
Speaker 1: the fuck around them, niggas is making choices that are
Speaker 1: detrimental to their fucking life. And what's crazy with my
Speaker 1: man um Franklin saying, damn son, this the choice that
Speaker 1: he makes keeps burying him deeper and deeper in the ground.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you make choice, you get out some choices. Dog,
Speaker 1: because he fed into his anger and ego. He fed
Speaker 1: into his anger ego. Talk about the character, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he fell into his character right. And in every show
Speaker 1: they is a line that will make you make a decision.
Speaker 1: And then the beginning of frank was saying his unc
Speaker 1: said it to his to his woman, and to him,
Speaker 1: he said, this ship brings trouble? Do you want this
Speaker 1: kind of heat and scarface? When the white man, Frank White,
Speaker 1: took Tony in, and Tony, what do he want to
Speaker 1: take his bitch? You wanted to connect, want the motherfucker house?
Speaker 1: And he said, Tony, it's the people stay who fly
Speaker 1: low who make it in this business. And see these
Speaker 1: kids go out here and hustle. Key when we was
Speaker 1: growing up, he was twelve thousand. You put three thousands
Speaker 1: on his fifteen key down thirty something thousands. You know what, kids,
Speaker 1: Now he's not been a hustling my whole motherfucker life,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm say. And they put this little
Speaker 1: change on it, which is a six percent mark up,
Speaker 1: which ain't worth it. So I try to push education,
Speaker 1: you know, get an education, understand coding, um, getting to
Speaker 1: understand artificial intelligence, because that's the way of the wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the AI ship. When we sleep, motherfucker's sleeping. They just
Speaker 1: watching the videos. The nigga future is now, No, it's
Speaker 1: not about the future. Now you get to see go deeper.
Speaker 1: How can I invest in those companies? How can I
Speaker 1: learn a skill that I can have a job or
Speaker 1: teach my children to have a job. And all official
Speaker 1: intelligence because the truck driver shit working for FedEx, working
Speaker 1: for best parties going because they building machines to take
Speaker 1: those people places everything. And when you see the Putins
Speaker 1: and the leader of Japan and China nor career talking
Speaker 1: and I was watching the interview, they're not talking about
Speaker 1: the next five years. They talk about them. They think
Speaker 1: they're not even gonna be here, but they're planning for
Speaker 1: their future. That's why Russia just purchased on twenty billion
Speaker 1: dollars of Africa's debt. Oh yeah, and China's invested heavily,
Speaker 1: letting him his chest in his motherfucker. See, they they
Speaker 1: moving the way we don't see people moving. And Uganda,
Speaker 1: who is a powerful nation, but they didn't put on
Speaker 1: the news last week and found twenty trillion dollars worth
Speaker 1: the goal. Now they promoted the law that they passed
Speaker 1: against the gay community that you over there and you gay,
Speaker 1: you can get life in prison or the death penalty.
Speaker 1: But you didn't hear one article that mentioned about a
Speaker 1: black country just from twenty trillion dollars because it makes
Speaker 1: them a Powerhouse. See because America. Have you thinking that
Speaker 1: the African countries are horrible from yea country? Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: go visit them. When they show Africa, they show the jungle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they never showed it to someone else. They never showed
Speaker 1: how Africa looked like motherfucker Beverly Hill, Acropolitan City. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hotels and beautiful fucking homes people. Yeah, exactly. So that's
Speaker 1: what we have to start pushing it, right, that's what
Speaker 1: we have to start pushing, and not just pushing that,
Speaker 1: pushing help because we talk about all the celebrities all
Speaker 1: the time, right, we talk about what's going on in
Speaker 1: hip hop, but as black men, we have to start
Speaker 1: pushing help because we always talk about money, who got
Speaker 1: the most money, but we never talk about health because
Speaker 1: the goal is, Okay, we're gonna teach you how to
Speaker 1: get the bag. But we got to start teaching people
Speaker 1: to live long, to enjoy the bad. You know a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't go to the doctor. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at you. You've been to the doctor. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: And here's the that's a myth. Watch what I'm about
Speaker 1: to tell you. You pay insurance every month to go
Speaker 1: to the doctor once a year. So that's that's a hustle.
Speaker 1: Why would you pay once a month to go once
Speaker 1: a year. I tell people, fuck that once a year. Ship.
Speaker 1: You gotta start going everything three fucking months because let's
Speaker 1: say you are sick and you waited here because you
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on internally. By the time you
Speaker 1: get there, you fucked up. So we got to step
Speaker 1: our game up on going, understanding our health, going for walks,
Speaker 1: going to uh getting sun and now wait until men
Speaker 1: get erectile dysfunction that thinks something's wrong with them. You
Speaker 1: gotta go to the doctor, take care of your health
Speaker 1: and your mentor. I guaranteed it will change your game.
Speaker 1: I just I've been wanting to say that, so let
Speaker 1: me let me because I see, if anything I want,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about eating a woman's pusses. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about you know what I'm saying. I'm using vibrating
Speaker 1: hot towels and shit and just making a woman climax
Speaker 1: to a whole another level. See, because a lot of
Speaker 1: niggas don't a lot of niggas ain't got game on
Speaker 1: on how they hand of these women. And that's why
Speaker 1: these and that's why these young niggas is going to jail.
Speaker 1: They don't know how to know what was growing. No,
Speaker 1: we used to math. Bitch, what you say. This is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite lives. You say every June there
Speaker 1: is a group of college bitch is graduated. Because these
Speaker 1: young niggas, Joe is tripping a bitch leaving. They're killing.
Speaker 1: They killing. Like the other day, a young man because
Speaker 1: his girl wouldn't give him the past cold of the phone,
Speaker 1: choked his daughter on FaceTime, killed the baby in front
Speaker 1: of her. Yo, oh I didn't hit Yeah a little bit,
Speaker 1: y ass nigga. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So this is what we gotta put out.
Speaker 1: We gotta put the thing in these young niggas mine
Speaker 1: like niggas stay strong. You know you don't need to
Speaker 1: get settled down in your twenties and anybody listening. In
Speaker 1: your twenties, you're supposed to explore the fucking world. You're
Speaker 1: posted to date, have a good time. Stack your motherfucking money.
Speaker 1: Because what I said earlier about evolving, if you not settle,
Speaker 1: but if you start dating at a young age, nigga,
Speaker 1: by the time you're thirty and forty years way you're
Speaker 1: thinking it's different. The way you look at a woman
Speaker 1: is different. You know, the same ass I liked forty
Speaker 1: years this is going ain't the same ass I'm like now.
Speaker 1: The same mind that I liked in my twenties ain't
Speaker 1: the same mind I like now. It's grow So you
Speaker 1: want to feel committed, but most of y'all have been
Speaker 1: in relationship three. You don't really like to bitch you with.
Speaker 1: You put up with it like that bitch. You don't
Speaker 1: really like. You put up with it because you think
Speaker 1: it's the right fucking thing to do. You know, some
Speaker 1: of y'all to stick to dicking other bitches and go
Speaker 1: back home. But my point is, you really don't like
Speaker 1: this bitch that you that you fuck with twenty thirty
Speaker 1: years ago. I'm just being on as y'all, So you
Speaker 1: gotta tell I'm fucking sixty three. I'm sixty three years ago, good,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm really sixty one about to be
Speaker 1: sixty two. But I always put a year on top
Speaker 1: of it. And let me tell you why, because I
Speaker 1: believe in being so honest. I never want to lie
Speaker 1: to myself, So I gotta make motherfucker sixty three. So
Speaker 1: I always say I'm gone older than what I really am.
Speaker 1: So that way when I get there, nigga, I didn't
Speaker 1: lie to me, you know. So that's what we're doing. Man.
Speaker 1: We want to push health and get to get these
Speaker 1: young kids making good decisions, good decisions in life, um
Speaker 1: nori because they confused out there and killing the kids. Joe,
Speaker 1: you got you got the women. But I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you this. I'm proud of Black China. Yes, Black Channa evolved.
Speaker 1: See that's what life's about. See, she she got baptized,
Speaker 1: year took it, and it's gonna be so many women
Speaker 1: who are gonna look at her and say, I want
Speaker 1: to change, I want to become. Yeah, she took the
Speaker 1: only fans of So we got a clap for that.
Speaker 1: We got a clap for that, because we want our women.
Speaker 1: It's not that our women losses. That the men that's
Speaker 1: running these streets now are not being strong to lead them.
Speaker 1: And then when you try to lead now, the women
Speaker 1: don't want to listen. See I'm a true believer of Farrakhan.
Speaker 1: I likely so listening to people who want to make
Speaker 1: our race better. Because you got the governor here in Orlando.
Speaker 1: The scientists who wants to take away black history and
Speaker 1: the state of Florida who really want to make the
Speaker 1: laws and the state of California heart for people of color.
Speaker 1: And then we are here just bullshit and no disrespect,
Speaker 1: and we don't get our point across to the youth
Speaker 1: to make sure that they understand a good education, get
Speaker 1: a good job, stay disciplined. State you understand these things
Speaker 1: are important that we take advantage of this type of
Speaker 1: platform to push as much as we can to get
Speaker 1: their lives together. That's important to us. Yoh yeah, it's important.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hell yeah, that's see. I got all your thinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. Sometimes you get a thing too. So um,
Speaker 1: you know you say and that after you know, the
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy Charlie Murphy incident, what was that moment where
Speaker 1: you said besides that incident was like, yo, you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to make people laugh, Like what was that
Speaker 1: person before you answer that? You said you you you
Speaker 1: talked to Eddie? What did he say? You didn't say
Speaker 1: what he was cool, like you see it was it's
Speaker 1: only the community that kept going. But he said it
Speaker 1: was yeah, they didn't thinking about that ship. His cousin Ray,
Speaker 1: who's a good friend of mine. Believe it or not,
Speaker 1: the Eddie Murphy clan, they loved team to the motherfucker gay.
Speaker 1: They think I'm really one of the funniest comedians in
Speaker 1: the world, do you understand. So to hear that, it's
Speaker 1: just phenomenal because I talked to Ray every now and then,
Speaker 1: and I remember talking to his cousin Ray. He said, man,
Speaker 1: Nick is still talking about that. We love you Nick,
Speaker 1: because Ray wanted to do a movie with me or
Speaker 1: something because he thinks all the comedians is in the
Speaker 1: community now they think I'm truly the best. That's why Me,
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox and marcusybody to do it. You know, We're
Speaker 1: about to do a comedy special like the movie Me
Speaker 1: and Jamie Fox and Jamie Fox going to direct it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got something really really special going on. And then
Speaker 1: I'm getting red to do this movie with um cash money,
Speaker 1: um NBA, young boy. I'm baller blocking, so we just
Speaker 1: ball the blocking too. So I'm like um Renaissance, Denzel
Speaker 1: Washington and Training Day and that motherfucker. So it's going
Speaker 1: play a chief in this bit. And I got killed
Speaker 1: in the first one, so you know, I put the
Speaker 1: spin on this old nigga hit me in Instagram. He's
Speaker 1: the nigga you died in the first movie and I said,
Speaker 1: you may see a funeral. Well, t J, let me
Speaker 1: just tell you all show it's about giving people they flowers,
Speaker 1: So we want to give you your flowers face to face.
Speaker 1: And many that's said it's like a Grammy you're gonna
Speaker 1: make Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's some players ship, right, So
Speaker 1: I want to I want to just get back to
Speaker 1: that beginning, like that first spark, Because for for a
Speaker 1: young comedian coming up right now, who's who like you said,
Speaker 1: you didn't even you was hanging out with comedians and
Speaker 1: wasn't even live next to a comedian hang out with comedians.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even thinking of that, So what was that spark?
Speaker 1: So for whoever's listening out there, a young comedian that see,
Speaker 1: I think growing up in Jersey City, being up in Harlem,
Speaker 1: being in New York? What what what when you think
Speaker 1: of New York when you're young? What is it about?
Speaker 1: When we was going out, we get money. That's what
Speaker 1: it used to call man, money, money making man. Remember
Speaker 1: that that's in my DNA. So I don't have an agent,
Speaker 1: never had an agent, never had a manager. I just
Speaker 1: like to negotiate my deals myself because I cannot allow
Speaker 1: another man to make a decision for me. I can't
Speaker 1: sit around and wait for my phone to ring and say, Yo,
Speaker 1: we booked you or a show. I can never live
Speaker 1: like that, and I like to have things in my control.
Speaker 1: So when I started the tk dot network and I
Speaker 1: had three specials out that did very well. UM it
Speaker 1: was about in the nineties when I was trying to
Speaker 1: get specials right, I was trying to get on HBO. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to get
Speaker 1: on showtime, and even though I was getting into the meetings,
Speaker 1: it was people making decisions for you. And what I
Speaker 1: found that when I should do with UM. I did
Speaker 1: my first comedy album. What's the label that Bone Thugs
Speaker 1: and Harmony was on? They weren't Ruthless, No No, and
Speaker 1: who was the distributor Priority No guy out in New
Speaker 1: York City relatively Yeah, I did my first comedy album
Speaker 1: with them, and what that showed me was even though
Speaker 1: you want to be with HBO, even though you want
Speaker 1: to be on these big you know what I like
Speaker 1: when I know when I'm going to release my own release.
Speaker 1: You know what I like when I know what picture
Speaker 1: I want to use on my color You know what
Speaker 1: I like Back in the nineties, if you call someone,
Speaker 1: no secretary picked up the phone and say, oh, he's
Speaker 1: gonna call you back tomorrow. You call tomorrow, Oh he'll
Speaker 1: call you such and such or he left for the day.
Speaker 1: It's a great feeling to be your own boss. You
Speaker 1: understand t and that. But everybody can't do that everyone.
Speaker 1: So you gotta have the certain type of ability to
Speaker 1: discipline because everybody want to wear your crown or do
Speaker 1: what you do until they see how heavy that crown
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh you thought that. Motherfuckers like you
Speaker 1: gotta give it back. So I made a career out
Speaker 1: of this up thirty eight years doing my thing, you understand,
Speaker 1: so that that's that's phenomenal to do it my way.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do a couple of things extra And
Speaker 1: I was thinking about retiring, um, but the way I
Speaker 1: live my life rich Carlton, some of the best hotels
Speaker 1: in the world. What the what the fuck I'm gonna retire,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like jet skiing, swimming like that.
Speaker 1: This is our life because let me ask you because
Speaker 1: like Monique, right, we see him Monique recently, she was
Speaker 1: she was like kind of complaining about the Netflix thing,
Speaker 1: and then a year had passed by and it seemed
Speaker 1: like they've rectified the situation, and it almost seems like
Speaker 1: she went right back to the situation that she keep
Speaker 1: plaining about. I told I saw that, And what I've
Speaker 1: learned about other comedians, and this is something I've learned
Speaker 1: in life, is that since we're brothers and sisters in
Speaker 1: the comedy world, the world, I've learned this as I
Speaker 1: have evolved in life, they could never do no wrong.
Speaker 1: So if she is having a problem, let's support her.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to get her to do her think
Speaker 1: if any comeds going something, I want comedians and we
Speaker 1: all stick together and route that person on. Instead of saying, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the dumb motherfucker. They don't know what they're doing
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, what I want to show is, hey, Monique,
Speaker 1: if that's what how you feel, we so I support you. Oh,
Speaker 1: the comedy world supports you, and you keep doing your thing.
Speaker 1: I just I'm just doing my thing. I love I
Speaker 1: love how the comedians take the truth and it make
Speaker 1: you laugh about the truth even if it hurts, like
Speaker 1: even with a flipping it and it's just like it's
Speaker 1: it's like with Chris rock too. You know. It was
Speaker 1: we have this whole debate, right, but people saying, oh,
Speaker 1: Chris Brighter went too far right, and then this one
Speaker 1: guy on our group chat out I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to say because I don't know if this conversation
Speaker 1: was private or not, but this is he said. He said,
Speaker 1: as a comedian, some of us ain't fighters, some of
Speaker 1: us is comedian. So so instead up he was saying,
Speaker 1: that's what Chris Brox. They were saying that that was
Speaker 1: Chris Box was like, Yo, you don't get these jokes.
Speaker 1: I can't beat you Wilson. So I'm and I was like,
Speaker 1: I was. I felt like I had to feel that.
Speaker 1: I was just like, yo, that's how Chris. But there
Speaker 1: were some people on a group chat and it was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: he went too far. Did you think Chris went to
Speaker 1: social Media's crazy? Right? Okay, So, because here's the thing
Speaker 1: about social media. Social media had put ignorant people and
Speaker 1: kids at the table of grown folks conversation. That's that's
Speaker 1: really when we was young and we've got into grown
Speaker 1: folks conversations. Grown folks talk, you understand, See, they don't
Speaker 1: grown folds something on Twitter. On Twitter, you got the
Speaker 1: kids who don't followers. They looked at grown folks, they
Speaker 1: go mentally mature. You'll say something that's dealing with some
Speaker 1: mature ship. Brother, a child who doesn't have life experiences.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna say they're dumb. You're just not mature
Speaker 1: enough to understand grown ups thoughts process or you haven't
Speaker 1: experienced enough in life to understand where we're coming. So
Speaker 1: they give their opinion thinking that they own something. So
Speaker 1: when I have those problems, I normally block people because
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're a child. It's a grown folks conversation.
Speaker 1: Like to even talk to someone a kids even talk
Speaker 1: to fucking something sexy something you old man, it would
Speaker 1: have been disrespectful us, growing and my right and wrong.
Speaker 1: You're getting motherfucker to say I had to block somebody.
Speaker 1: The dude just to hit me and say, hey man,
Speaker 1: you're falling off your interview and Chuck D. I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like the kid didn't even know who
Speaker 1: Chuck D was. I'm sorry. That's that's how dog you
Speaker 1: see what you say. I'm just trying to nigga. You
Speaker 1: finally go smack, And this is my point. And then
Speaker 1: let me tell you how dumber the conversation got. He
Speaker 1: was like, you engage his motherfuckers. I had to. He
Speaker 1: was like, he's like, um because he wasn't he wasn't
Speaker 1: even a man in publicandem me and I just I
Speaker 1: just had to say many these kids and um, I
Speaker 1: just that's how dumb these people are. My point is
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't even engage. But with like the Chris
Speaker 1: Rock and the and the Will Smith thing, like he
Speaker 1: did what he was supposed to do as a community.
Speaker 1: That's what made him feel that as a man. If
Speaker 1: we would have smacked you, would you gave him jokes.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about life again, look at your everybody
Speaker 1: so we know that. But see the thing about both
Speaker 1: of them, gentlemen, this is where it's confusing. See, we
Speaker 1: love Will Smith, absolutely, we love Chris Rob So for
Speaker 1: that to happen to legend us it odds with each
Speaker 1: other to even have this conversation. It's embarrassed, like to
Speaker 1: talk about when he hits you t K. It's embarrassing
Speaker 1: to say that to you, to say this about this
Speaker 1: young man who has allowed a young lady to throw
Speaker 1: them off a game, off a square for what he
Speaker 1: has built his whole entire life, because it comes down
Speaker 1: the choices in life right. And I remember one day
Speaker 1: I was walking through the airport with Andre three thousand
Speaker 1: and I was having some problems with my daughter's mother
Speaker 1: at the time. I used to open up for those guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to me outcast Luke jay Z, cash Money, Millionaires,
Speaker 1: um Nelly AMG second to none, like nobody resume as
Speaker 1: an opening neck and stand up can beat mine. It
Speaker 1: got to a point if I said, if I ain't
Speaker 1: opened up for you, ain't famous, damn for because I
Speaker 1: opened up for everybody. But what we knew about New
Speaker 1: York everybody knew t K. I see when we was
Speaker 1: coming up, it was only one hip hop comedian that
Speaker 1: was t K Kirk. Because because I see the other
Speaker 1: comedians and then and see with our history, people can
Speaker 1: take a title. He's like somebody to know who Chuck
Speaker 1: d was, right, But if they don't know the history
Speaker 1: of what we're talking about, they won't give t K
Speaker 1: the props because they go, TK ain't famous. But when
Speaker 1: you know the history and you see thirty nine thirty
Speaker 1: eight years of this business. Because in our business you
Speaker 1: have people rise and fall. I've been straight lined my
Speaker 1: whole motherfucking life. I never went up, I never went down.
Speaker 1: I've been consistent my whole life. And it was great
Speaker 1: for me because it keeps you humble, it keeps you
Speaker 1: out the way, and and and and um. I just
Speaker 1: love what the universe has put out there for me
Speaker 1: to win this game of life, right, because what is
Speaker 1: success is based on what you think? You know what
Speaker 1: I tell people success If you can pay your bills,
Speaker 1: to get a hair cut, take care of you, going
Speaker 1: a nice trip. You're happy, you made a good choice,
Speaker 1: You got the right people in your life. Nigga, you won.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's success. We we we give people with
Speaker 1: the most money like they're the most knowledgeable, not thinking
Speaker 1: they probably was at the right place at the right time. See,
Speaker 1: because as we get rich niggas, Yes, yes, but it's
Speaker 1: not about money. It's about character. Are Yeah, but are
Speaker 1: you respected? That's there? Yeah? So Andre three thousand, we're talking.
Speaker 1: He said to me when I mentioned pain, He said,
Speaker 1: t K, you got to choose which you pain? You
Speaker 1: want you can have the pain to stand with your
Speaker 1: baby mama or the pain leaving. But either way it's
Speaker 1: going to be painful. What the fuck did just happened?
Speaker 1: So the thing about deep right there? But yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's in life. You got to choose what pain, what
Speaker 1: pain you want? And when God say I don't want
Speaker 1: to leave my baby mama, when girls say they don't
Speaker 1: they want what to do? Either way it's going to
Speaker 1: be painful. So you have to choose which pain you want.
Speaker 1: You gotta live with that pain once you yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's it's you gotta live with your choices because
Speaker 1: that's what life's about. And once you live with you,
Speaker 1: you can feel good about your sup flip flopping and
Speaker 1: that's the problem people be flip flopping. My friend Diego,
Speaker 1: he got two choices in life. Either go to Columbia
Speaker 1: or don't go to Columbia, right right, yes, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at they might keep he might keep himself.
Speaker 1: We gonna kidnap himselfs he so like you know what
Speaker 1: what what? What was something that you remember about Shugar night? Right?
Speaker 1: You know about this was crazy about sugar? Right? And
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever said this on this show.
Speaker 1: I've actually never been in the room where she have
Speaker 1: been doing some games to ship like, I've actually never
Speaker 1: seen it. I'm not saying it didn't happen. Yeah, here's
Speaker 1: the thing about ship please break it down. If we
Speaker 1: don't have Shugar's name, people, you're gonna be shocking when
Speaker 1: I say that she really wanted the nicest niggas on
Speaker 1: this plot. When I was on tour at n W
Speaker 1: a Shug night was me and the DLC's body Remember
Speaker 1: I do remember he was me and because the DC
Speaker 1: was roommate in the in the movie that actually showed
Speaker 1: that actually showed that he was our bodyguard. So wow,
Speaker 1: so you to the world it's your fault choices again.
Speaker 1: Then I love Shugar man. What disappoints me is his
Speaker 1: choices because it didn't have to go that way. Could
Speaker 1: have been a whole another fucking way. And it's embarrassing
Speaker 1: that we're sitting here even disgusting this because he had
Speaker 1: the ability to be one of the most phenomenal icons
Speaker 1: in the world. This niggas truly at Jimmy I Bean's
Speaker 1: house with John Kennedy Junior and all them playing football
Speaker 1: and kicking opportunities of a yo. If Sugar Sugar have
Speaker 1: been mayor of motherfucker Lost Ange, California, that's how deep
Speaker 1: this game is of life. That like you because you said, um,
Speaker 1: you went to school, like he went to school. He
Speaker 1: went to school, he went to Universe, played football, Lost
Speaker 1: Vegas or the running repels, you know, and that's why
Speaker 1: everybody man. So you said you got nothing but good
Speaker 1: things to say about Sugar for most parts. Yes, even
Speaker 1: when he did things bad, it hurt me. Didn't know
Speaker 1: what that feeling was until the day because, like I said,
Speaker 1: in life, you involve you, You read more, you watch
Speaker 1: things more, and you get an understanding of life. And
Speaker 1: I feel bad that he's in a prison doing twenty years,
Speaker 1: probably dying there right when I know his life could
Speaker 1: have been on a yacht somewhere, really doing good for
Speaker 1: the community, really showing people love and changing those kids
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California. Who needs a Sugar Knight, Who
Speaker 1: needs a Nipsey Hustle? See those opportunities. When you get
Speaker 1: people like that, you could change the world. Yes, you can.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. At one point they said
Speaker 1: that death Row was the most powerful company in America
Speaker 1: at that time. Yes, And it was from that moment on,
Speaker 1: I just felt like something was going to go down.
Speaker 1: I did not never think that he would put himself
Speaker 1: in that position for it to actually happen. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I didn't even see that, Like they tell you the
Speaker 1: truth powers, I never met Tupac, right, but I've never
Speaker 1: seen even that evolving into something Because us on the
Speaker 1: East Coast, when POC was blaming Biggie, we knew that
Speaker 1: Biggie didn't have nothing to do it. We know that,
Speaker 1: we knew that. You know that without even saying it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put people up on game YEP. Listen to
Speaker 1: the album mcavelly track thirteen. Tupac tells the whole story
Speaker 1: on what happened the night that he got shot mcavelly
Speaker 1: album New York and New York because that's how long started,
Speaker 1: That's how it all starts. So without me saying names,
Speaker 1: listen to that track and you'll see what he says.
Speaker 1: Because I'm definitely gonna listen to that. But let me
Speaker 1: ask you, because you're the one only qualified to ask this,
Speaker 1: Like NW was was was something that we didn't see.
Speaker 1: We was from the East Coast at the time I forget,
Speaker 1: I was like, I believe we were wearing African beads right,
Speaker 1: and we had no idea what s curls was converse, sneakers,
Speaker 1: dickies and all this this blew by storm. So before
Speaker 1: before like this, I always say this in the laughs
Speaker 1: at me because we didn't have videos, and that we
Speaker 1: had videos, but it didn't have access to it. When
Speaker 1: I first heard straight out of Compton, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a jail. I was like, I don't never want
Speaker 1: to go to that jail because I thought hearing Riker's
Speaker 1: Island and it wasn't until like you know, I was
Speaker 1: a kid. I wasn't traveling there. But how was it
Speaker 1: seeing the impact of nWay and not only seeing the impact?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a two part question because not only seeing
Speaker 1: the impact, but you were there and were you knowing
Speaker 1: that you was a part of history being around. Think
Speaker 1: about that all the time, like did you? I don't
Speaker 1: think that now I'm thinking none of us knew where
Speaker 1: this was going, you know. Um, I always took advantage
Speaker 1: of opportunities. That's why I think about a businessman. If
Speaker 1: I had an Asian manager I'd met in Wa, I
Speaker 1: did that on my own, and I did on my
Speaker 1: own because what happened. I was already doing my thing.
Speaker 1: And a guy named on what's his name? I can't
Speaker 1: believe my name is um what's the guy that manages
Speaker 1: for Mayweather? Al Hayman. Al Hayman got Hayman in the eighties,
Speaker 1: was a concert promoter for but why Superfest and Bobby
Speaker 1: Brown just left New Addition. I mean, Bobby Brown is tight,
Speaker 1: like if you talk to New Addition. I was there
Speaker 1: opening that as well. Yeah, Bobby, Yeah, listen, No, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't do I don't do drugs. But um,
Speaker 1: I was New Dishes opening that, and I was Bell
Speaker 1: Built the Vote opening that too. We go way back
Speaker 1: to when they were just to record for MCA and
Speaker 1: they used to stay at the hotel on Franklin. Aw.
Speaker 1: That's so far we go back. So Bobby Brown leads
Speaker 1: new edition. Our Hammond calls me and says, t K, look,
Speaker 1: I got great news. Listen, listen, listen. Two o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning, he said, Bobby Brown just that new edition.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this concert together. Yeah, he said, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be um Um, I'm just trying to sound like
Speaker 1: he said it's gonna be Um, Um, Bobby Brown, I'll
Speaker 1: be sure, Teena Marie and this guy he winds, but
Speaker 1: the women like him. I'm Keith Sweat. That's what he said, right,
Speaker 1: And we want you to host. I say, yeah, I
Speaker 1: gott this go boom. We do the concerts packed and um,
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown does this thing. We seend you how you
Speaker 1: always stay inside the stage to watch the other acts.
Speaker 1: So in the mission comes in the DJ. This is
Speaker 1: what they had to really turn tables. He takes a
Speaker 1: cassette and puts in this this system for the audience
Speaker 1: to hear that orchist this way back in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 1: Ain't puts it in and it hits the song and
Speaker 1: you hear doctor say tell me who you came to see? Easy?
Speaker 1: And the motherfucking crowd lost their mother. I've never seen
Speaker 1: nothing like this, lost their fucking mind. I'm standing next
Speaker 1: to Bobby Brown. I said, Yo, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: And Bobby saw them in the audience, so in wakay
Speaker 1: he said, yo, t then go right there. I walked
Speaker 1: up the stage like I was drawing to these niggas.
Speaker 1: I want to stay, I told, walked to the brother,
Speaker 1: I said, yo, my name is t to the motherfucking cakes.
Speaker 1: Then Nigga looked at me and said, I'm easy, motherfucking
Speaker 1: That's what he said to me, Easy motherfucker. And we
Speaker 1: hit it off right then I got we changed numbers.
Speaker 1: He came to see me perform a week later at
Speaker 1: the Comedy Store. Now it's crazy. Sugar was there in wa.
Speaker 1: They came to see me perform and easy he said, Nigga,
Speaker 1: you this ship, here we go. Did you just say?
Speaker 1: Shugar came within the It was at the whole movement again.
Speaker 1: She was there and us. He said, Nigga, let's go
Speaker 1: and took off and um, something that I never told
Speaker 1: the world. Do you know when I went on tour
Speaker 1: with NWA, I got banned. They thought I was worse
Speaker 1: than the motherfucking because it was in Cincinnati and this
Speaker 1: this when hip hop was taking off and it was rules.
Speaker 1: So we get to Cincinnati, Ohio and UM, I come
Speaker 1: on stage, got the people rolling. Then my crazy as
Speaker 1: not understanding what they mean. I said, that's when the
Speaker 1: movie Mississippi Burning came out and I said, how many
Speaker 1: people see in the movie Mississippi Burning? And the crowd clap.
Speaker 1: I said, all the white people standing up, They said,
Speaker 1: I so all the black people say, said said, and
Speaker 1: then I said, hang the motherfucker and Nigga I was
Speaker 1: banned on three motherfucker showers. But what was crazy that night, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I was on the eleven o'clock news, Easy, I gotta
Speaker 1: find that tape. You're gonna find easy, in Wa. They
Speaker 1: all protected me a freedom of speech because they're saying
Speaker 1: that I should be allowed to say what I want
Speaker 1: to say. So to know that today that I got
Speaker 1: banned on tour with in Wa, Nigga is your own movie,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you. Yeah, everybody. I hear that
Speaker 1: so much. Yo, I think you're not like, you know,
Speaker 1: we've been doing this for seven years. Yes, and although
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm a fan of you, I still
Speaker 1: want to do my due diligence, So I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kid, you know, I would have so much fun
Speaker 1: googling you like I just had. So it was just
Speaker 1: so much fun. It's like it was like your life
Speaker 1: is just a movie. Yes, it's already a movie. It's
Speaker 1: already and it's so so let me let me get
Speaker 1: let me go back to something. Because you think you
Speaker 1: managing yourself gives you an advantage or is that something
Speaker 1: that you know you wish you might have. Uh, that's
Speaker 1: a good question because that's something I've been contemplate in
Speaker 1: the last few months, right, And I said to myself,
Speaker 1: do I want to make the next move. To make
Speaker 1: the next move, you're gonna need an agent or somebody
Speaker 1: a manager, because everything in life is about connections between
Speaker 1: especially in all the years that we've been and people
Speaker 1: have built the relationship. So it's possible I will let
Speaker 1: somebody manage me who understands what my terms and rules
Speaker 1: are right, and what I mean by that is all
Speaker 1: the shit I built to this day you can't have now.
Speaker 1: Whatever you bring to the table, you can get your percentage.
Speaker 1: But I'm not giving away on my right. I'm not
Speaker 1: giving away a motherfucking thing just to say I'm with
Speaker 1: an agency or I'm with you just to because I
Speaker 1: ain't got time for that ship. But I'm in my sixties,
Speaker 1: like in this business, you sometimes you considered that's too late.
Speaker 1: So what I've always wanted to do is standard. And
Speaker 1: you're saying what I want to do with the reason
Speaker 1: why I don't send myself a true standard because I'm
Speaker 1: not goofy, Right, I'm not. I'm not the kind of
Speaker 1: guy who tell jokes amongst his friends. I'm quiet. I'm
Speaker 1: laid back because I came up with hustlers. You know,
Speaker 1: my old GS was hustler as we moved a certain way.
Speaker 1: I don't play certain games like I couldn't even I
Speaker 1: couldn't even be. I don't even think I could do
Speaker 1: a roast because I think if motherfucker started talking about
Speaker 1: me at the table, now, I'm gonna do the gun.
Speaker 1: Get the gun, and I'm coming back and I'm glass
Speaker 1: the name play that can I tell me you can't
Speaker 1: take a joke like nigga, Nigga, Nigga, what the fuck
Speaker 1: you're saying? Nig Like I don't do that type of ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm just being on like, no, nigga, you ain't
Speaker 1: gonna roast for me? No, no, no, because I because again,
Speaker 1: what's instilled in me is respect. I'll see you at
Speaker 1: a comedy show and to due was missing the tooth
Speaker 1: and you was like, yo, you're respectful right right now,
Speaker 1: Here's the crazy thing people think I talk about. I
Speaker 1: talk about people the tooth missing watsch what I'm going there?
Speaker 1: I talk about a tooth missing I talk about but
Speaker 1: see if your tooth dismissing. Here's the here's the flip
Speaker 1: side to what I'm doing, because everything I do in
Speaker 1: my stand up is about psychology. Either you're gonna be
Speaker 1: I said, either I'm gonna intimidate you inspire you. Either
Speaker 1: you're gonna walk out mad or you're tooth dismissing, or
Speaker 1: you're gonna like, you know where he rights. I need
Speaker 1: to get my tooth fix. You know I'm horrible. Other way, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my tooth fix. And that's what we want.
Speaker 1: We want to inspire me, even though I gotta make,
Speaker 1: I gotta laugh, I gotta hurt your feelings and you
Speaker 1: got to get your tooth fixed. They what the fox
Speaker 1: like your favorite uncle that's always offended you to go
Speaker 1: to the house, But it's always offending you with something real. Right,
Speaker 1: you cannot go to the house, And that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Everyone needs a little bit chastising and you do it
Speaker 1: up in a respectful way. They laugh, or they say,
Speaker 1: because I want them to win, because what kind of
Speaker 1: bits you with THEA be fucking and you smiling, you're
Speaker 1: too listen or your girl. You see your girl got
Speaker 1: a tooth. Miss. You're looking at her and she's smile.
Speaker 1: You turned away because you don't want to you want
Speaker 1: to look up that in her face because you don't
Speaker 1: want to say nothing. So when she's smile, you don't
Speaker 1: look at a small water you turned it. Act like
Speaker 1: you don't see the tooth. Man, I can't look at
Speaker 1: a woman and your mother fucking tooth. The men saying,
Speaker 1: you know, like I me. I tell people all the time,
Speaker 1: like if you come to my shower and you got tooth, miss,
Speaker 1: I said, you should have told your bitch nigger. Look,
Speaker 1: we love TK, But bab I'm gonna get your tooth fixed.
Speaker 1: We catch that the nd the next time he comes through. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do that shit in a minute. Yea. Let's let's
Speaker 1: talk about everyone's favorite Who raised you? Who raised because
Speaker 1: a class I didn't know it's gonna be I didn't
Speaker 1: know when I came up with who raised you it
Speaker 1: was gonna be that because let me tell you how
Speaker 1: it happened. I date some fun women, make noise, shout
Speaker 1: out to the women. And I was dating this young
Speaker 1: lady and she was getting on my nerves to the
Speaker 1: point I said I gotta meet your parents because I
Speaker 1: wanted to know who the fuck sent you into the
Speaker 1: world unprepared, Like, bitch, who is You're so gorgeous that
Speaker 1: your father mom didn't give you rules of life, So
Speaker 1: I was like, who rage? So I don't even I'm serious.
Speaker 1: I'm seriously mothback it because there's a lot of gorgeous
Speaker 1: women out here who don't know shit. But they don't
Speaker 1: know nothing. They don't and that's why us young men,
Speaker 1: when you meet the one where you want to be
Speaker 1: with her or not give her a game to survive,
Speaker 1: to be with the nigga she is really gonna be
Speaker 1: with see it, take it, take a certain type of
Speaker 1: play to say some shiit see because most of the
Speaker 1: men ain't gonna really kick it with the girl they with.
Speaker 1: You're gonna fuck, You're gonna have a good time, you're
Speaker 1: gonna go in movies, have slice of pizza, or it
Speaker 1: might go to prime once you all right, But what
Speaker 1: you do is you see her, he's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be with her, really, but let me
Speaker 1: give her knowledge because the next nigga she fucked with
Speaker 1: might be a lame nigga and she can get that
Speaker 1: nigga game on how it's a box so that nigga's impressed, Like, yo,
Speaker 1: I thank you for changing my life because a woman
Speaker 1: a nigga. The dude come back right exactly, right, exactly,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing I get women to this day
Speaker 1: who thanked me for changing their lives years ago. And
Speaker 1: this is real. You know, I've had sex with women
Speaker 1: right before they husband's boysends got out of prison. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like yeah, And the thing about
Speaker 1: it is they'll get with the guy and be faithful
Speaker 1: to him. But why the niggas in jail. I was
Speaker 1: fucking up. I was giving the game, nigga. That's why
Speaker 1: you got nice house, you got a car. You're preparing.
Speaker 1: Look because I'm gonna get I'm teaching the bench. Holler, hustle,
Speaker 1: you know, and I don't mean street shit. I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: Go get an education. Do you squat to every morning?
Speaker 1: You sit up? Ship? You know what I'm saying, dude,
Speaker 1: You sit ups, Take care of your hair, take care
Speaker 1: of your skin. Because women think they could come to
Speaker 1: bed looking any kind of way. A woman got to
Speaker 1: always have her ass shower when she in a relationship
Speaker 1: because You never know a nigga wanna eat your pussy.
Speaker 1: You never know when the nigga want to fuck you
Speaker 1: real good. And you always want to, you know, because
Speaker 1: when I tell you, you always want to give a
Speaker 1: woman a PDD. You know what. The PDD is a
Speaker 1: proper dick down. You know what I'm saying, you know.
Speaker 1: And if a woman is off a moment, nigga, a
Speaker 1: bitch a little three five strokes that night, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And I think all women should get
Speaker 1: their strokes like your stroke. Gang is cold. When the
Speaker 1: bitch is attractive, and she smelled good. If you're like
Speaker 1: your girl laying in bed and she got a little older,
Speaker 1: you know, like, bitch, you ain't shower, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna got she got the little short booty
Speaker 1: shorts on. She's smelling good. Nigga, you know you might
Speaker 1: be time, but you go to sleep. Why don't you
Speaker 1: wake up three four o'clock in the morning, and you're
Speaker 1: fucking real good, you know what I'm saying. And it
Speaker 1: seemed to be a real g As you get older
Speaker 1: and a girl works, every man, you know, y'all listen
Speaker 1: to me. If your girl worked at seven. You should
Speaker 1: get a fire and eat up pushy. Every morning we
Speaker 1: should go to work. Make her come, but don't give
Speaker 1: her no dick and she'll say you don't you don't
Speaker 1: want nothing, and just wipe your mouth. Say no, that's
Speaker 1: for you. Get ready for work. Okay, that's player ship.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's play and or wash
Speaker 1: it down. A hot towel, light towels, my hot, nigga,
Speaker 1: fuck a girl real good to the point her legs
Speaker 1: and shaking the whole thing with hot towels. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you have see I'm gonna put yourself on game. Not
Speaker 1: only do you have a hot towel, but put on
Speaker 1: the woman's pussy after you. Fucker, you have a towel. Warmer.
Speaker 1: Niggas don't know about tower on you. You have a
Speaker 1: you have a towel on and you put it between
Speaker 1: her legs. Watched it. You put it between her legs
Speaker 1: to go from the navel to the back of motherfucker spine,
Speaker 1: and you turn into put it in the on the
Speaker 1: side and put in the feet of position. And you
Speaker 1: take a blanket and put right on how your mother
Speaker 1: used to put your sleep back in the day and
Speaker 1: kiss the running on forehead and tell her good night,
Speaker 1: and go on the room and watch ESPN. The mother
Speaker 1: look at the niggas, right. I read somewhere that they
Speaker 1: said t K said he's ten thousand. Yes, I was exaggerating. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just say I had a I had a beautiful
Speaker 1: running life. That's that's beating Wheal Chamberlain number. Yeah he
Speaker 1: was at twenty thousand. Oh, he was at he was
Speaker 1: at twenty thous Yeah. And when I think I would never,
Speaker 1: when I think about that, when one put all that
Speaker 1: way untail on my hip muscles, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know, no, that's not much. And and it's just
Speaker 1: not that I put in work when I have when
Speaker 1: I make love, it ain't a game to me. See
Speaker 1: some guys fuck because the pussy's there. Mentally, I gotta
Speaker 1: be prepared because I believe them give 'all some game. See,
Speaker 1: I believe in sapio sexual. See sapio sexual is the
Speaker 1: turn on of the mind. Are you mentally stimulated by
Speaker 1: a woman? See as you get older, Yeah, you see
Speaker 1: the titties in the ass. That's good. Yeah, but can
Speaker 1: you connect like wifis you is the connection between your mind.
Speaker 1: Your mind. As we get old, it's about can I
Speaker 1: connect with your mind? Because you don't want to just
Speaker 1: put your dick in anything? Because I dick game cold.
Speaker 1: It ain't you know. Some people like um talk about
Speaker 1: it in brad But who I'm an a R pre member, nigga. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean thinking about I ain't on no blood pressure medicine, nigga.
Speaker 1: My dick still work. I'm happy. I'm here with the
Speaker 1: drink chance, nigga. You see, man, that life is beautiful,
Speaker 1: y'all y'r niggas be bragging. Yeah, I think about it.
Speaker 1: Everybody all members all cocky. Oh y'all got a little cocky.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you gotta get eight dollars off? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: right exactly at seeing as you get older, believe it
Speaker 1: or not, everything is about discounting points. That's true. That's
Speaker 1: that's you ain't gonna be points nigga, and you're shopping
Speaker 1: and you're getting points, nigging. But but see the points
Speaker 1: I have, you think is really something? Right? You know,
Speaker 1: I'll go to Walgreens and I wear glasses. You know,
Speaker 1: I got to wear readers. You know I can see
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta wear. I don't have to see
Speaker 1: far away, but I have to read. And over years,
Speaker 1: I had bought thousands of them, you know, because I
Speaker 1: put them in different places in the house. One day,
Speaker 1: I go to Walgreens and I'm putting in my number
Speaker 1: because they said put your number. You got the numbers
Speaker 1: to get the point. She said, my god, sir, you
Speaker 1: got nine hundred and fifteen thousand points. I said what
Speaker 1: she said, sir? Can you believe that you got nine
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand points? Would you like to use
Speaker 1: that towards you purchase? I said, hey, motherfucker year running Now.
Speaker 1: I said, wait, where how much is nine hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty thousand points? That been at the dollars? Seventeen? Said,
Speaker 1: I didn't know Walgreens at the points? Yeah, they got
Speaker 1: a point. So I live by United I lived by
Speaker 1: United Points system. Yeah, I'm married at by Boy and
Speaker 1: Hilton Islands. Yes, I'm with you all the way. And
Speaker 1: when you get to Ambassador you coming, yea. You know
Speaker 1: they sent a car to the airport to get you. Damn,
Speaker 1: I ain't get I ain't get that far. When you
Speaker 1: get when you were coming, Ambassador Nigga, they sent a car.
Speaker 1: I was an ambassador for one year and then that
Speaker 1: was it. Okay, yeah, I ain't get ye ever year.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm up there. That's a checkout
Speaker 1: four pm. You know, you can get a big suite,
Speaker 1: but then they upgrade you to the presidential suite. Nigga
Speaker 1: for good prices, nigga. You you know normally you can
Speaker 1: stay at hotel two or three days once you marry
Speaker 1: a bomboid niggas days. Yeah, I can. I can show
Speaker 1: you right now. I got a million points in Marriott.
Speaker 1: That's been awesome. Yeah, Hilton, so you know you can
Speaker 1: stay at Holding. So I saw you in Puerto Rico buncony.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Paul Rican, but I saw you on the
Speaker 1: ocean over the balcony. I said, that's the way to
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah. I like that. YA said, yeah that
Speaker 1: makes a noise for me. Yeah yeah, that's I said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're doing this thing. That's the thing we want to
Speaker 1: stretch to the young kids too, getting passports and travel.
Speaker 1: My son, I see, he just got his passport, my
Speaker 1: son to come. I want to bring him out with
Speaker 1: me because here's the thing. When I when people always
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to come to my city.
Speaker 1: I've been starting to tell people why I want you
Speaker 1: to travel to come see me. Stop waiting for me
Speaker 1: to come to see you. Come see me, because I'm
Speaker 1: all over the world. I may not make it to
Speaker 1: your city. Come see me. And that's that will get
Speaker 1: people to get their mindset. Because when you read a lot,
Speaker 1: ninety percent of the population ain't been on the plane,
Speaker 1: never having left the city, never heard of that. That's statistics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: statistics have not been on the planet. That's insane, yo.
Speaker 1: So you bet you you better be glad you met
Speaker 1: me because you was in that before you met you
Speaker 1: make it down from Boston in Miami, so he drove. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we want to push passports. We got I
Speaker 1: mean even though they got the backlog and passports now
Speaker 1: so you're really trying to go somewhere. We got the
Speaker 1: hook up everything. Oh yeah, but illegally you can't get
Speaker 1: your passport ride away. It take like three months compared
Speaker 1: to years ago. You can get like six weeks or something.
Speaker 1: But years ago you can make a mock ticket and
Speaker 1: go to the A lot of shit, yeah, cigarettes and plane. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The world's changed a lot, right, It changed a lot
Speaker 1: but you you have from a point smoking No, no,
Speaker 1: no no, But I remember them. I remember the yeah
Speaker 1: remember now, but remember when everybody got food. The food
Speaker 1: was good and the food was at the pan Am Hotel.
Speaker 1: Ipect why they at a hotel in Queens. Remember you
Speaker 1: used to say, oh, yeah, came over the team. What
Speaker 1: being on Park Avenue? When you're driving in Park game
Speaker 1: you see the pan M building. Remember that. Look at
Speaker 1: the youngest. They look at it us like it was
Speaker 1: t w ain't what about northweston Man back in the day, yeo,
Speaker 1: and I flew on Whoters airline once. I did't not
Speaker 1: gonna liars had an airline? Who had it? I didn't
Speaker 1: know who this holds? Who holds? Yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like like I don't know what it is, but it's
Speaker 1: the who does the airline? Yeah? Wow, I was the Hooters. Hey, okay,
Speaker 1: so what are we too? Well? A lot of shit
Speaker 1: man at the PanAm gotta be sucked up. Still Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got quick time. Oh yeah, I'm ready he sent it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you sense you want to start it off? We didn't
Speaker 1: play this last time TK was here. No, and we
Speaker 1: didn't play it. What Chuck d neither right, No, we
Speaker 1: didn't get man, we need to have Chuck d Um
Speaker 1: interview up coming out this week. I would love we
Speaker 1: need we need to part two of that because we
Speaker 1: had two episodes that day. Yeah, we had to kind
Speaker 1: of rush it. Okay, okay, Yeah, deserves the whole day,
Speaker 1: the whole he deserved the whole day. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: ship yeah yeah. Yeah. And Marlan too, because I feel
Speaker 1: like Marlon and he rush yeah. Oh my god, we last.
Speaker 1: He's a nice He's a nice young man. I remember
Speaker 1: he was a baby. Do you consider yourself the gang
Speaker 1: stuff comedy? No, I stayed away from anything that has
Speaker 1: a negative beginning because there was a lot of things
Speaker 1: that kept popping up to the comedy labeling yeah and
Speaker 1: that's not what you That was me in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Another comic has that now I'm not gonna show other
Speaker 1: people love and the King and not hating. This is
Speaker 1: all about me. And then the other thing is The
Speaker 1: King of Underground, another comic has as well. Both of
Speaker 1: those titles was mine. What I realized in life, don't
Speaker 1: nobody to give a fuck, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't care about titles. Just show right, just show
Speaker 1: up to my shows. I'm gonna give you the game,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the knowledge. We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: good time, take pictures with you and everybody going about
Speaker 1: their business. Far as titles and all that. Remember what
Speaker 1: I said at the beginning, A life is about evolving.
Speaker 1: I have evolved in life as a as a great person,
Speaker 1: as I love who I am as a man. Do
Speaker 1: you think that's that's the maturity that got you there
Speaker 1: or experiences experiences, But it has to be coupled with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you ain't been through nothing, you can't teach
Speaker 1: nobody right. So it's very important that um, you go
Speaker 1: through things you know and and to hope to live
Speaker 1: long enough that these kids and other people you can
Speaker 1: share your knowledge with. Because what's also amazing to the kids,
Speaker 1: they understand when you see an elder person, you gotta
Speaker 1: really respect them, like they don't want to listen. And
Speaker 1: I tell people, older people are your GPS. That was
Speaker 1: the GPS before modern day GPS. They are here to
Speaker 1: guide you. Even if they fucked up their life. Guess what,
Speaker 1: it's not because they're successful. They fucked up their life
Speaker 1: because the choices and they're gonna share with you how
Speaker 1: they fucked up, so you don't be in the same
Speaker 1: shoes that they're always take advice from crack ass being honest. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: where they give you the crack of course, not everything
Speaker 1: else will, because it's somebody that's in the streets that's
Speaker 1: fucked up, that says something that has knowledge. For some reason,
Speaker 1: I listened to them, Yes I might, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, But it's like, all right, cool, I listen
Speaker 1: to them because again, it was a choice that they made. Right,
Speaker 1: everything we do come down the choice. That's why you
Speaker 1: gotta think two three times, and any of us are
Speaker 1: split second away from that same choice. Absolutely, you could
Speaker 1: have all made that choice. Yes, that was one of
Speaker 1: the smartest things Kanye West ever said on the show
Speaker 1: that he said that he visited a jail and he
Speaker 1: said that he saw every one of the jail was riss,
Speaker 1: wrong version of like a wrong version of young Dug
Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying, Like right, you think
Speaker 1: about it, like all of us was one bad one
Speaker 1: newport away fully, you know what I mean. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: why you got to be so thankful. Like I have
Speaker 1: the craziest dreams of like robberie robbery being in trouble
Speaker 1: all the time. So I'm reminded almost every day how
Speaker 1: blessed that I am in this life. And I liked
Speaker 1: that at the dreams. I remember one time I um,
Speaker 1: I thought about hurting somebody really, really bad, and I
Speaker 1: had this vision of me and jail already, and when
Speaker 1: I came into the cell, I was already in there,
Speaker 1: and I was already in the cell. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: my vision. And I turned around and said, Yo, why
Speaker 1: are you in here? And I said, because the bitch
Speaker 1: lied to me. And I turned back around and look
Speaker 1: out the window, and I turned back around and said, Yo,
Speaker 1: you gave up your life because a bitch lied to you.
Speaker 1: My point that I'm making, we all get lied to.
Speaker 1: Its only words, and we shouldn't take it so seriously
Speaker 1: that we want to give up our fucking freedom. You
Speaker 1: understand that so important because we get upset about all
Speaker 1: this bitch line to me, nigga, you get you hurt.
Speaker 1: See what people don't understand. And the friend us to
Speaker 1: tell me this in Vegas. No matter how tough you
Speaker 1: think you are, no matter how bolent you want to
Speaker 1: be to someone, they got a place for you. They
Speaker 1: will lock your ass to fuck up and they ain't playing.
Speaker 1: And we all know it is easy to get in
Speaker 1: to get the fuck out dog, because when you get
Speaker 1: locked for some reason, they find another ship, maybe in
Speaker 1: another state. Now you gotta be transporting or the ship
Speaker 1: you're do inside all the ship's s yes, yes, and okay.
Speaker 1: So this game is called quick time with slide. Don't
Speaker 1: give you an either old choice. You could be politically
Speaker 1: correct and say both. Be politically correct, say both, then
Speaker 1: you'll take a shot. Okay, But if you single, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna at you. I love the confidence. I love
Speaker 1: the confidence. As you know that we have no females arouse,
Speaker 1: we had to with the females udition. You know everyone,
Speaker 1: we're just smart. We're just smart. Okay, Richard Pryor or
Speaker 1: Paul Mooney both take a shot. Nigga, little y'all had
Speaker 1: your shot ready. Oh that's right, Jamie hooked you up. Yes,
Speaker 1: she asked you if you wanted to do. What the
Speaker 1: fuck's that was the listen? Yeah, that's that's owned by
Speaker 1: a black man. Okay. Oh there's another hard one, Tupac
Speaker 1: or Dmax both, nigga, do you got stories? Both? Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Two stories with Tupac, stir with DMA. Okay,
Speaker 1: then take your shot first. MM we would like to
Speaker 1: hear it. Love Tupac and um Tupac before you really
Speaker 1: blew up. We used to do shows at Jack the
Speaker 1: Rapper before you blew up Digital Underground days or right
Speaker 1: after the Underground, Um after Digital Underground. And I remember
Speaker 1: it was me him, we was hanging out. What's crazy
Speaker 1: And I'll go back to that. When he Smalls died,
Speaker 1: I was with Biggie the day he died. When Tupac died,
Speaker 1: I was with Tupac day he died. As well, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be careful how we hang out with you? Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: So that was just during the day we was hanging out.
Speaker 1: So UM Tupac is the reason how I got the
Speaker 1: name T to the Motherfucker K because we was at
Speaker 1: Jack the Rapper and he said, yeah, he's like T
Speaker 1: to the Motherfucker K. That's how. That's how T to
Speaker 1: the motherfuck case started on the rough Rider tour. Two
Speaker 1: situations with the rough Riders. You have a DMX. We
Speaker 1: had just did a concert of Thinking Kentucky. Were all
Speaker 1: getting on the bus and we're driving and I love
Speaker 1: DMX DMX all these fine women in the car, and
Speaker 1: he told the bus driver to stop. DMX jumped out
Speaker 1: the car, I mean jumped out the bus, got in
Speaker 1: the car with the women, drove three blocks and hit
Speaker 1: another car and got arrested. Sounds like DMX, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't drive. So then when he got out the next day,
Speaker 1: I said, nigga, what the fuck was you doing? You
Speaker 1: can't drive? The other thing about DMX, And yeah, the
Speaker 1: other thing about DMX and the Rough Riders, they showed
Speaker 1: me mad love and I'm gonna share this with the world.
Speaker 1: Um cash onenty millionaires. Rough Riders got the Boston on
Speaker 1: that tour he was hosting with Maiden Men, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know there was beef going on. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what. We get backstage and a fight breakout and
Speaker 1: I'm standing in the middle, like I'm like, I'm actually
Speaker 1: in the middle. They respect me so much. Do you
Speaker 1: know these niggas fighting around me? Star? Oh, like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is on the way? Let me tell you
Speaker 1: the story. No disrespect to the niggas in Boston. Them
Speaker 1: niggas from the Rough Riders can fight. Nigga, listen to me.
Speaker 1: Them niggas bought the motherfucking heat. I was in the middle.
Speaker 1: They sent niggas to the hospital. They was not hurt them.
Speaker 1: Motherfucking rough riders was not mother like I seen it,
Speaker 1: but the love that they showed. They were stabbing niggas
Speaker 1: around around, not one scratch like I was right there
Speaker 1: in the middle. The only thing I hate about that
Speaker 1: fucking tour is that they banned us again in four
Speaker 1: other cities because we was on our way to Miami,
Speaker 1: and this when Juve and I had back that ass up.
Speaker 1: Do you know we never got to do back that
Speaker 1: ass up Miami. And I was already famous before cash Money,
Speaker 1: but it was getting ready to Oh I was. I
Speaker 1: was looking forward to hosting that bitch, Oh my God
Speaker 1: in Miami, Nigga Sottle so little Miami. That was a
Speaker 1: grandmother story. And he picked I don't know who he picked.
Speaker 1: He could do, you can't. You can't go against it's
Speaker 1: a good one in Living color or mad TV and color.
Speaker 1: For sure, that was not good Living color. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: it looked good on paper, but once I read it,
Speaker 1: it didn't sound. Yeah. Yeah, that's no brainer. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a good one. You want to take this one
Speaker 1: next two. Okay, Okay, you're taking it. I got it. Okay.
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy. Nigh A thing about
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy, no matter what the kids think, who they
Speaker 1: start is today. Yeah see I was there, Yeah, hung
Speaker 1: with these niggas. Eddie Murphy is one of the most
Speaker 1: phenomenal superstars that ever was on this motherfucking planet because
Speaker 1: it wasn't just stand up. He had showman everything, he
Speaker 1: had class, he had, he had this r that was
Speaker 1: just phenomenal. And that's why I'm glad to say today
Speaker 1: that me and the nigga born on the same day. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you and Kevin Harts my man, right right.
Speaker 1: And a lot of times we have this debate, like
Speaker 1: you know, because everyone said they could only be black
Speaker 1: or like one black comic and I always hate that, ye,
Speaker 1: but I always like debate the impact of like Kevin
Speaker 1: Harts or whatever. One thing I can say about Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy is when Eddie Murphy movie came out, people got
Speaker 1: dressed as if it was an event to go to. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like I remember seeing people going to like
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy movie and them thinking they're being filmed but
Speaker 1: that's the way. But that's the way we dressed back
Speaker 1: even when we went to the airport, we had suit
Speaker 1: jacks and pants on. We would never rob sneakers in
Speaker 1: the hoodie the way people dressed. And there's nothing against
Speaker 1: what this is going on, because I dressed in hoodies
Speaker 1: down too, But back in the day, we really overdid it.
Speaker 1: That ship was crazy to be on the plane that
Speaker 1: many hours of the RINKO ass church at the time,
Speaker 1: Like you're going to church on the plane. That's horrible,
Speaker 1: all right? Red Fox or Bill Cosby? M hmm, both Okay,
Speaker 1: I love the fact he in fighting. Let's go, yeah,
Speaker 1: both because both of them are phenomenal. And this one
Speaker 1: I heard just talk about both of these, so I'm
Speaker 1: very curious. Snowfall or BMF snowfall, snowfall, snowfall all mothers.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm gonna tell you something. This is what
Speaker 1: I always thought about you and Iced Tea. It's like
Speaker 1: Iced Tea was like like from the from the West Coast,
Speaker 1: that kind of like East Coast adapted him, truly shout
Speaker 1: out to the West Coast fully adapt and and and
Speaker 1: it was so great about it. And then when you
Speaker 1: forget things but be on the show and getting my
Speaker 1: flowers and sharing with the world my journey is. I
Speaker 1: used to tour Iced Tea as well. And let me
Speaker 1: swain tell you what so cold. It was him, his guys,
Speaker 1: his wife back in the day. Do you know Iced
Speaker 1: Tea and his wife used to help me write jokes
Speaker 1: on the butt? Was that darlin Darlina I'm talking about
Speaker 1: they like everybody, but we were super like a family
Speaker 1: like it was that close. And even when Iced team
Speaker 1: met his wife, the other one, Coco Cocoa, we was
Speaker 1: on the train together and me and Iced Tea was
Speaker 1: talking and I love Sharon the world. He said that
Speaker 1: he got married her because that woman understood him. He said,
Speaker 1: t can I married her because she understood my life,
Speaker 1: She understood how I was moving because you know, met
Speaker 1: him with me te So this day very close. We
Speaker 1: don't we don't see each other as much because like
Speaker 1: them cousins that you love, but you don't see that
Speaker 1: one of the great dude me and him, Iced Tea
Speaker 1: is my man for life. Shout out to one and
Speaker 1: the only, not the only, the one of the most
Speaker 1: flies ass niggas in the game, because that nigga swag
Speaker 1: was so cold, and what I like about him. Even
Speaker 1: when he had a little situation with his wife with
Speaker 1: the other nigga and Vegas, he handed such like a
Speaker 1: g Yeah right, it was no fight, no the voice
Speaker 1: the nigga. I'm gonna tell you how I think I went.
Speaker 1: The nigga macked us so motherfucked cold that she fell
Speaker 1: in line. And that's what I want to talk about
Speaker 1: with men. That's why your vocabulary gotta be a certain way.
Speaker 1: You your you, the way you move, and yeah, the
Speaker 1: way you move in life got to be a certain
Speaker 1: way that when a woman, you talk to a woman
Speaker 1: and she understand how you moving, she will respect you.
Speaker 1: If you have problems with a woman, that means your
Speaker 1: leadership is fucked up and a bitch don't respect you.
Speaker 1: So start checking yourself and your character first as a man,
Speaker 1: and then you'll get somebody who will respect and honor
Speaker 1: what you say. And that's all I'm gonna say on
Speaker 1: that one. Shout out to motherfucking iced Tea from Tea
Speaker 1: to the motherfuck But before we go on talking about snowfall,
Speaker 1: were you around any of that when Freeway Ricky, it
Speaker 1: was was around thinking about all that without incriminating myself
Speaker 1: right right like that. Yeah, the thing about we had
Speaker 1: we had freeway on here. Yeah, all of them knew me.
Speaker 1: Um older drug deal inside you listen to me. In
Speaker 1: the eighties, I had the streets on locker. That was
Speaker 1: all that was drug. Yeah, I had this when I
Speaker 1: say time, when I say I had the streets on
Speaker 1: lock if you was a hustler, if you was a
Speaker 1: bad bitch fucking with a hustler, everybody fucked with tea
Speaker 1: to the motherfucker. Can't you know what I'm saying? Everybody? Everybody? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had, we had and I had all the clubs.
Speaker 1: I had like six comp comedians doing the clubs. Now
Speaker 1: I had six. I had the Palace. I had a
Speaker 1: golden Tail. I had Berdland West um um um um.
Speaker 1: Of just a few others that I just can't remember
Speaker 1: talking my head. But every comic when they was coming up,
Speaker 1: and they'll tell you had to come through T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirk of Martin Lawrence, Um deal, Hughey, um, Joe, the
Speaker 1: Joe Tories, Um. God blessed the Ricky Harris who passed
Speaker 1: away a few years ago. A J. Johnson. I had
Speaker 1: had every month clever look up A. J. Johnson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to J Queen lat for MC light both Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love both of them like MC like I love
Speaker 1: and I love Queen Okay, Mamajunaga, Okay, I wasn't ready. Okay,
Speaker 1: got it, you got it. Robin Harris or Bernie Mack nigga,
Speaker 1: Robin Harris, nigga, Oh, motherfucker Dave Robin Harris for the
Speaker 1: next one. Damon Waynes or Marlon Wayns. Oh, Damon Wayne's
Speaker 1: I saw Damon life not too long ago out here, nigga, Damon.
Speaker 1: He's jokes are so fucking hilarious, clever. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was like slow paced, but it was perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like his kids, you don't see it coming. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like that drink my fucked up. He was hilarious. Any
Speaker 1: He had the city on point too, like you know,
Speaker 1: me in to do stand up. They try to do
Speaker 1: jokes for the city like his is on point. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's phenomenal, y'all. He's phenomenal. Coming to America, Hall them nights,
Speaker 1: coming to America. Yeah, no doubt, obviously, right huh part
Speaker 1: one obviously right here part one, yeah, part one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the coldest scenes in there is when um,
Speaker 1: the father came out the limo and then the women
Speaker 1: was throwing roses on the motherfucking nigga. See got his
Speaker 1: own money? Yeah, flowing the roses down. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: That's cold. Norty boy nature lords of the Underground, nor
Speaker 1: by Nature shout shout out the boat. All right, this one,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, it might be a little controversy
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, Dave Chappelle or Kevin Hart, I love
Speaker 1: your honesty. I'll say both. Let's do it. Let's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Just what's so great about command commenting? Compared to when
Speaker 1: I started? Everybody now has developed their own lane. There's
Speaker 1: enough for everybody. You know, if you don't like a
Speaker 1: certain comedian, don't go see that comedian. If you like
Speaker 1: that comedian, you go see that comedian. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you a personal question. You can answer this whichever we want.
Speaker 1: Has there ever been somebody that people consider that's very
Speaker 1: very funny and they call you to ghost write them jokes? No? Never, okay,
Speaker 1: but if that was to happen, right, let's just say
Speaker 1: give you an example. This is totally off. This is
Speaker 1: just I'm just making it up. The first name that
Speaker 1: comes to my my head Mike Apps. Right, I think
Speaker 1: Mike Apps is doing a special and Mike app says,
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to brush you up like
Speaker 1: I'm going with a t K. Does that make you
Speaker 1: still respect this comedian needs help? You need help? Ye
Speaker 1: still respect? Okay? You still respect. It's like because hip hop,
Speaker 1: if I was to get a rhyme ghost rote to
Speaker 1: the people who who who who purchase the war report
Speaker 1: my it's threw the way. But then an R and
Speaker 1: B from an R and B act I can get
Speaker 1: baby face to come in, help me right around, help
Speaker 1: me produce, and no one looks at me like that?
Speaker 1: So is it like that for me again? That's kids
Speaker 1: sitting at the table with growing okay and let me
Speaker 1: playing tell you why yes please? When we was growing up,
Speaker 1: when Will Smith was doing what he was doing, he
Speaker 1: was he was a sellout. He's not doing his music
Speaker 1: yeah okay, right, because he was really going a whole
Speaker 1: another direction. But in actuality, he did the play. What
Speaker 1: Will Smith did was the lick, because the lick was
Speaker 1: to get paid and become a fucking stop Hollywood. You
Speaker 1: understand I'm saying, Bill is a little ill because will
Speaker 1: if you look at his writers when he was doing
Speaker 1: some of it, some of these writers was nas right,
Speaker 1: that was like like na yeah yeah, and the Miami
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. I was I didn't know that, yes,
Speaker 1: like one of them. So that makes it even more genius.
Speaker 1: That's what makes them watch. But I'm gonna pay my
Speaker 1: my peers and then we're all gonna bring it down
Speaker 1: to where I need to go. And that's what I'm
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something on the flip side,
Speaker 1: I wasn't at those sessions at all, but I went
Speaker 1: to a session with Kobe Bryant and I automatically wrote
Speaker 1: three rhymes because I said, obviously Kobe's not gonna write
Speaker 1: his ship. He refused to take my rhyme. Kobe was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to rhyme with you. Right. That's Kobe. You
Speaker 1: might not feel he's intelligent but bad, but um so
Speaker 1: in the comedy world. Let me let me get back
Speaker 1: to the question. In the comedy world, if a person
Speaker 1: gets helped with their material, is that no they nobody
Speaker 1: thinking about that. Nobody thinking about that, okay, And I
Speaker 1: think there's because you use an example of like, for example,
Speaker 1: in hip hop or in music in general, producers are
Speaker 1: always co writing with with even with the rappers too.
Speaker 1: But the thing about it what comedy. The reason why
Speaker 1: comedy and rap to me is that's his story. So
Speaker 1: how can I help him with his story? The bouncing ideas,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same as ghost right now. See.
Speaker 1: And the great thing about what I've done with comedy
Speaker 1: is I bought hip hop and comedy together. I see
Speaker 1: no other comedians say they bought hip hop and comedy together,
Speaker 1: because no one has opened up for so many rap
Speaker 1: artists in R and B. R and B is cool,
Speaker 1: but hip hop. I got it on Locke And the
Speaker 1: fact is it's a harder crowd. Thank you. And I
Speaker 1: used to I used to have. Give me example, I
Speaker 1: got a deal on the table the day I'm opening
Speaker 1: up for Drew Hill. Now. The reason why I'm bringing
Speaker 1: that up is because even when they started, I was
Speaker 1: there opening that back in the day. See that, That's
Speaker 1: how many motherfuckers I opened up for. You know, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm sitting back there, like I said, sitting here
Speaker 1: just thinking like you don't really take he used to
Speaker 1: what you would nigga t to the mother. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: easy eat or dipsey hustle. Yeah, but that's a slam
Speaker 1: dunk easy eat nigga. Yeah, because what I easy eating? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: the both. Okay, I like this one. Producers try to
Speaker 1: get free again. Monique or Tiffany had us Monique for sure? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Monique for sure. You can answer that pretty fast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because based on experience, Okay, right, Um, Tiffany is a
Speaker 1: great actress and and and she fits right into what
Speaker 1: the world is today in stand up comedy, is internet comedy,
Speaker 1: et cetera. Um, but not on the level as a
Speaker 1: stand up as Monique. He came up with the big dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he came up with the t to the mother, to
Speaker 1: Bernie Max. She she came up with all of us.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So that era of us
Speaker 1: when we came him up. That was one of those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of the greatest stand up comedy errors. Whatever, No,
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree? Uh, Jim Carrey or Robin Williams.
Speaker 1: Robin Williams went the next one. Yeah, Robin Williams probably
Speaker 1: one of my favorites. Yeah. It just said that he
Speaker 1: was depressed all the time. I couldn't believe that Dane
Speaker 1: was depressed. I was like, yeah, yeah, See if I
Speaker 1: met them niggas, I said, nigga, just go jog. Niggas
Speaker 1: work the fuck out. People like people don't want to
Speaker 1: go work out, go. I guarantee you if you go
Speaker 1: run five miles on the Trevor Mill, Nigga, every time
Speaker 1: you feel bad, you're gonna go to Steep. You ain't
Speaker 1: gonna think about killing your mother. I guarantee it. I
Speaker 1: agree with that Red Man or Bennie Segell who raised
Speaker 1: these people who wrote this questions. That's really a phenomenal thing.
Speaker 1: But Bennie Segell, you're not going Jersey okay, and then
Speaker 1: tell you why, yoll. I like this. See when Bennie
Speaker 1: segu was on Rock Yeah see Damon Dashing them had
Speaker 1: a philosophy. They was never going to let no one
Speaker 1: else sell jay Z M M. Benny you heard have you?
Speaker 1: Have you listened to Bennie Segull shit? Bennie Segull shit
Speaker 1: is motherfucking fire. But they were only push his ship
Speaker 1: so much, and so a certain amount of records for
Speaker 1: they pulled back. But motherfucking Benny Segull could have been
Speaker 1: a whole type of Superstar. They didn't kept putting the
Speaker 1: money behind him because Nigga. When you hear him one
Speaker 1: the same tracks of jay Z that Nigga was going
Speaker 1: told to motherfucking told dog for real, Bennie Segal was
Speaker 1: a Nigga white and red Man tooth phenomenal. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, and that's my man red Man school too.
Speaker 1: When he did the Ship with Mary J. Blige. Oh yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: any singes, no, shout out to him, man, I love you, man,
Speaker 1: but I'm sorry, Okay, Eddie Griffith or Tracy Morgan, m
Speaker 1: both Okay, it's take a shot. Yeah, both great too.
Speaker 1: We lead them both on here too as well. New
Speaker 1: Jersey Drive with Juice New Jersey Drive because I'm in there.
Speaker 1: God damn it. I like that You're in New Jersey Drive.
Speaker 1: I'm in New Jersey Drive. I gotta watch it again.
Speaker 1: I look that I'm the guy playing cards and the
Speaker 1: soundtrack is phenomenal. For then, track is phenomenal. Yeah with
Speaker 1: him and right now, but real quick shout out to
Speaker 1: Juice also because you've seen the DJ Drama promos for
Speaker 1: his album that he's recreating the Juice scenes where he
Speaker 1: has Queen Latif in it. He has some of the
Speaker 1: original actors. I went to jail for shooting people out
Speaker 1: to juice, So well, come on, guy, a good thing.
Speaker 1: He's not holler at me. You're not in the movie
Speaker 1: real life, in the movie I love you. I went
Speaker 1: to jail for real. It's choices, Like I was right,
Speaker 1: the mothering jail right now, Ain't that beautiful? Like he
Speaker 1: look how we live. You gotta go to see him
Speaker 1: giggling a little bit. Now you're gonna see Gough just
Speaker 1: not gigging the nigga. I'm gonna skip a couple of ones,
Speaker 1: but you could go back to this because this is
Speaker 1: um that some good ones there too, Patrise O'Neill or
Speaker 1: Mike Apps. Mike Apps, you know what's crazy about that?
Speaker 1: And rest in pizza Pat because he was good but
Speaker 1: I had a hand and Mike Yeah okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Mike. I's not the only person I can
Speaker 1: see come close to you when it comes to like
Speaker 1: just straight up like like making Patrise yeah, oh yeah
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah. I get compared to him all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was like that, yeah yeah, he was like
Speaker 1: like serious funny, yeah serious, Its super funny. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he had a serious delivery. Yeah, he had serious Yeah.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Patrise. Yeah, good kid. But I'm always
Speaker 1: gonna go with my own I like that. And we
Speaker 1: need Mike Ups back. He's alumni, but we need him back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a shout out to you want to take George
Speaker 1: Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield, George Colin. George Carlin was ill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was ill. He had he had, he had he
Speaker 1: had a message. Yeah, he was breaking down politics. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right now social media is taking politics and politics and religion. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think like Bill Moore took a lot of his
Speaker 1: stuff for his own show. Yeah, it's possible, but you
Speaker 1: gotta remember we've been on this earth so long that
Speaker 1: it's really impossible to say something new. Absolutely. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's really impossible to say something new. That's why I
Speaker 1: tell women, Um, a girl say, oh I heard that before,
Speaker 1: we bitch. Let's they come up with a new language.
Speaker 1: You hear a lot of the same shit. The difference
Speaker 1: is who's going to deliver and what they say. See,
Speaker 1: that's always tell a female. See when you day a
Speaker 1: man asking what his intentions are, because that's that's that's
Speaker 1: a game change. It. See, there's like a politician and
Speaker 1: they get out to the vote, they'll they tell you
Speaker 1: what they want to do for you. But when a
Speaker 1: man meets a woman, he gotta tell her what he
Speaker 1: wants to do for her. That's a whole nother story going.
Speaker 1: Chris Tucker, Chris Rock both Okay, I get the bother
Speaker 1: miss Chris Tucker back on the stage. I feel like
Speaker 1: there was something that like kind of like happened Chris Tucker.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you said green. Chris Tucker has great friends
Speaker 1: as well too, and with Chris Tucker, who I love deally,
Speaker 1: Chris Um was managing himself even though it worked for
Speaker 1: him to get the thirty million to do Rush Hour. Um,
Speaker 1: I see now that he's back on track, trying to
Speaker 1: do what he should have been doing a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Because Chris Tucker, to me, could have been the richest
Speaker 1: stand up comedian ever. Let me ask what was it?
Speaker 1: He didn't want to be typecast? Sorry, but I think
Speaker 1: he said he didn't want to curse them. Yeah, unless
Speaker 1: we're in the room, we don't really know. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: from the outside looking in, something happened that changed him
Speaker 1: and he did what he thought was best for him.
Speaker 1: We don't know what has happened in his personal life,
Speaker 1: but something happened. Can I speculate with you because it
Speaker 1: just seems like, right, it seemed like Friday was was
Speaker 1: the movie that kind of like s took him off.
Speaker 1: It didn't seem like he just turned his back on
Speaker 1: the franchise. And it didn't feel like at the time
Speaker 1: he was turning his back or maybe ice Cube or
Speaker 1: it was Alliance, that's what it was. He was turning
Speaker 1: his back on us. It was like, yo, look, we
Speaker 1: blew and I I just want to do Jackie jan
Speaker 1: movies and and and and Korea. I'm not saying that's
Speaker 1: what happened. I'm saying that's what this would look like.
Speaker 1: The outside is looking in. Who always see these you know,
Speaker 1: these quote unquote actors who get to this certain level
Speaker 1: and then they kind of forget like where they they
Speaker 1: came bring about life, right. We want people to do
Speaker 1: what we think is right for them. Right, But at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, people do what's right for them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're not in issues, and you know, yes we
Speaker 1: want him with it had been phenomenal. If he'd did
Speaker 1: a Friday's too, phenomenal but it might not be a
Speaker 1: bike apps. He took the words right, because we're looking
Speaker 1: at them what we want them to do for us exactly.
Speaker 1: We're taking the vers just like I say the people
Speaker 1: um believe it or not. If TUPAC wouldn't have passed away,
Speaker 1: there would be no Dmax and there will never been
Speaker 1: no fifty cents. There'll be a lot a lot of
Speaker 1: people might have been different careers. Yes, it has been
Speaker 1: totally different. M okay, shame with big Yes, Meek mile
Speaker 1: or two change meek mill for sure and shout out
Speaker 1: to me um um two chains. I love them too,
Speaker 1: but meek meals for sure. Yeah. Yeah, fucked up this
Speaker 1: one because that was in my notes. This was this
Speaker 1: was this one sit in my notes. Okay, that's Bill Burr. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Bill Moore, Okay, Bill Burr or Louis c.
Speaker 1: K m hmmm Bill Murr, Bill Burr, Burr Burr. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, Billy say, I ain't drinking no more. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you. Let me as this is the last
Speaker 1: question after this. Look, let me ask you. So I
Speaker 1: just read recently after you know, Chris Rock the shit
Speaker 1: um resurfaces of Louis C. K. I believe it's Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: That's just a little crazy Ricky Gervei, and it's Chris Rock, no,
Speaker 1: somebody else there. Louis Hey, no, seinfels there. I hear you.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite, don't know. He not only stayed out
Speaker 1: of it, he said you shouldn't even say that. He said,
Speaker 1: you guys shouldn't even say that. So at some point
Speaker 1: Louis c K just, you know, he he thought he
Speaker 1: had the n word pass. Did you see this footage?
Speaker 1: And Louis c K is sitting there with Chris Rock
Speaker 1: and Ricky Gervei, Jerry Seinfeld, and Louis c K says, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys, don't use the nigger word, and y'all sketch
Speaker 1: for me and Chris Rock do and then they laugh,
Speaker 1: and then Jerry Seinfeld kind of feels so weird and all.
Speaker 1: He makes it his point to say, I can't say that,
Speaker 1: and I don't think you should say that. He says
Speaker 1: it to Louis c K. But then Louis c K
Speaker 1: says to Chris Rock, and you know, you good tell
Speaker 1: they how to rapport. And he said, oh, Chris knows,
Speaker 1: because because Chris knows, I'm a nigga, and it's here's
Speaker 1: this white man on national TV. I think this NBC
Speaker 1: or something like that. He's he's, he's He not only
Speaker 1: said at once, he like tripled down on. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my nigga, you know, I don't use it us Like
Speaker 1: you know, I'll say nigga and then you can see
Speaker 1: Seinfeld like literally his face saying like Seinfeld is sitting
Speaker 1: there like, oh, this is not gonna he corrects Louis
Speaker 1: c K. So the reason why this put this came
Speaker 1: back out because that was people good teaking Chris Rock.
Speaker 1: What they were saying is why was Seinfeld the guy
Speaker 1: to check the white man for using the N word.
Speaker 1: Why wasn't it Chris Rock, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It was like because I could see at certain point
Speaker 1: where you know, because sometimes like me as a half Latino, Latinos, yeah,
Speaker 1: Latinos sometimes used the N word more than the Brothers. Yes.
Speaker 1: Right other day where my friend Twin, my friend Twin,
Speaker 1: he's Dominican, he jumped out of the car. He said
Speaker 1: nigga three thousand times right right. He didn't even give
Speaker 1: me a yet. Listen, we grew up together, like gonna
Speaker 1: go to the bridge. You got the stops right right.
Speaker 1: And it's not him even offending me. It's just like yo,
Speaker 1: if you I get how you're using it. But let
Speaker 1: me give you knowledge about the word nigga. See, the
Speaker 1: nigga is is really meaning king right out of Africa
Speaker 1: none and the Western civilization changed it to make it
Speaker 1: seem like it's powerful. But they thought they was really
Speaker 1: doing some slick shit. And this is the reason why
Speaker 1: I tell people understand the history and read and watch documentaries.
Speaker 1: So when you hear the white man saying nigga and
Speaker 1: make it saying, they can't say it now because the
Speaker 1: world is change. But know your history, knowing that nigga
Speaker 1: it used to respell n E g u s make king. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they changed it to n I g g a.
Speaker 1: But let people know, Yeah, I'm gonna what's up nigga
Speaker 1: when you know the knowledge of the word, because I'm
Speaker 1: always gonna say what's up, my nigga? Because one thing
Speaker 1: about blacks, we put a spin on life. We will
Speaker 1: turn anything negative into positive. And that's the ability that
Speaker 1: we have as a black race. Because now the word nigga,
Speaker 1: unless you're in the white community, is disrespectful. But nigga
Speaker 1: in the hood. When you get me here balls, you
Speaker 1: ain't seeing your friend and twenty years or it's tax
Speaker 1: season and you thought that nigga was dead. He's like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: that's not how Luis used it. I know, I know
Speaker 1: you and it's a white man say how I know
Speaker 1: how this internet is and I'm not gonna let you
Speaker 1: get fried. Yeah so because because because like down, what
Speaker 1: you're saying is absolutely right. But I didn't didn't use
Speaker 1: it that where he used it. Where he used it,
Speaker 1: he was comfortable with comfortable. There's a rule in life. Yes,
Speaker 1: no white man or woman gets passed. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: It's five of the motherfucker. Like there's rules to this
Speaker 1: game or life, Like when we get locked up, no
Speaker 1: matter how you was rolling in the street, there's rules
Speaker 1: in prison. You understand. It's when you got a job,
Speaker 1: the boss has rules. When you in your house, do
Speaker 1: you set rules for your children on how they have
Speaker 1: to go in life? White people can do whatever they
Speaker 1: want in their apartment. You can say niggas, but when
Speaker 1: you're in the presence of African American man or woman,
Speaker 1: you have to show respect. Because even when we talk
Speaker 1: about racism. See that racism will never be fixed. The
Speaker 1: word in life is that we have to respect each
Speaker 1: other more, and if we respect each other, we'll get along.
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta like you, but I respect you, and
Speaker 1: then you respect each other, there's no problem. You win.
Speaker 1: There's no problem because because let me just say something,
Speaker 1: it was crazy because the Louis c k thing is
Speaker 1: he was trying to be controversial, like I kind of
Speaker 1: understood some comedians. Dude, they was trying to push the joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after his fucking dick pic shit came out with him.
Speaker 1: You know, remember he got caught jerking off on his assistance.
Speaker 1: I think that happened. He was at his height, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of his career, y'all laughing like I'm making this up.
Speaker 1: He got caught jerking off on his assistant. He was
Speaker 1: like the first Ry team and none of y'all get
Speaker 1: Twitter again again, choices. So he jerked off on his assistant, Yes,
Speaker 1: and then he jerked off on them, But I forgot
Speaker 1: he did something. He did something where it was really
Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein, and then he got canceled for that and
Speaker 1: then this came back up right right. But what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is as a as a comedian. If you're using
Speaker 1: the word for shock value, that's never that that works.
Speaker 1: You'll never get a pass, even if you use it
Speaker 1: just to for the crowded. Like now I say nigga
Speaker 1: in my show, I say bitch in my show. Um
Speaker 1: I say ho. But believe it or not, I won't
Speaker 1: curse off stage. When I come off stage, I don't
Speaker 1: curse at all. I never curse around my children. I
Speaker 1: don't use profanity at all once I get on stage.
Speaker 1: When I get on stage, you're about to get it
Speaker 1: because that because I always tell people the Lord sent
Speaker 1: me here to deliver a message and the language that
Speaker 1: needs to be and I have to I have to
Speaker 1: talk up this ship to get my point a curse.
Speaker 1: So I teach about U people having an LLC and
Speaker 1: an ei N. I teach about having a business and
Speaker 1: something to leave your children before you leave this plan.
Speaker 1: And I teach about a man being a stronger man
Speaker 1: to himself first before he has a woman. I teach
Speaker 1: men to have a home before they want to marry.
Speaker 1: Five thousand. You can't fight right now. Most men think
Speaker 1: the twenty five tho I think I mean give it
Speaker 1: to the female but I tell men the twenty four
Speaker 1: thousands for you because you're choicing. Women are different when
Speaker 1: you got a little bit the money in your pocket,
Speaker 1: you moved through life differently when you're successful. I still
Speaker 1: tell guys sometimes your poor women because she's an easy grab.
Speaker 1: And I always tell guys too that you see you
Speaker 1: think you in love, like all the guys ahead think
Speaker 1: they really loved the woman that they would. But unless
Speaker 1: you make her an asset, she ain't an asset. Because
Speaker 1: I'll tell people all the time, look at your girl
Speaker 1: and ask for ten thousand dollars. I told you said,
Speaker 1: you know why you ain't looking at because you know
Speaker 1: she ain't got it. So my point is, if I
Speaker 1: can't use you, you're useless. He'd been disting your nigga's
Speaker 1: bitches all night. I'm just so if I can't get nothing.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, if you listen to what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you think I need the money now, I just want
Speaker 1: a woman to have a ship together because what I
Speaker 1: said earlier, and how well you live is how well
Speaker 1: you die. See. People think your kid's gonna take care
Speaker 1: of when they get older, But you gotta understand what
Speaker 1: guardianship does to you when you get older. They take
Speaker 1: your property to take things from you. You know you
Speaker 1: probably wasn't good to your children, and now your kids
Speaker 1: taking that. You in the back room with a blanket
Speaker 1: over your thigh, hoping somebody change your diapers and shit
Speaker 1: every two or three hours as you get older. I
Speaker 1: talk about health because I don't want people to be
Speaker 1: sick one day because you didn't take care of your body,
Speaker 1: you understand, And then you don't have insurance to take
Speaker 1: care of yourself, so now you're really in a fucked
Speaker 1: up facility for the rest of your life. Or I
Speaker 1: teach people about having life insurance, burial insurance. I teach
Speaker 1: people about LLC. I mean legacy, trust, I teach about legacy.
Speaker 1: I'll do all this in my stand up. I got
Speaker 1: you laughing and thinking at the same time. But I'm
Speaker 1: dropping game. And like I said, well, I say, I'm
Speaker 1: either gonna in territate you or inspire you. Which one
Speaker 1: you choose? Yeah? Which one question? For quick time of
Speaker 1: slimy we gonna get back into the interview. And this
Speaker 1: is uh. Everyone thinks these questions are trick questions and
Speaker 1: me if Finn say that this is the only one.
Speaker 1: That's not a trick question. Loyal to or respect. Damn.
Speaker 1: I always say both. I'm gonna take my Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta both. Yeah yeah, yeah, both for sure. Both for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A little respecting shit what you know what, um, I
Speaker 1: can apply it to you. I like, you know, I
Speaker 1: remember from when we first like you know, uh uh
Speaker 1: interview for the first time. Let me just you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, researching your history and just seeing like damn,
Speaker 1: like how legendary that is. It's just like the respect
Speaker 1: for you automatically makes me loyal to you. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, automatically damn. All right, cool, And to me,
Speaker 1: that's not a true question, Like I believe they both
Speaker 1: have to co exist. Yes, yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I just want to say that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's a season near when we first met, before we
Speaker 1: started doing drink champ whenever we saw each other. That
Speaker 1: to my friend, I said, always been enjoyable. Respect, The
Speaker 1: respects phenomenal. Yeah, the respect is phenomena, and I believe it.
Speaker 1: In not guys, I'm I'm really shocked when motherfuckers know me.
Speaker 1: I thought I was really floating under the radar through
Speaker 1: the ship and when I'm in London and different parts
Speaker 1: of the world, I got my daughter with me, and
Speaker 1: people walking up and my daughter looking at me like
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going you know, because what she
Speaker 1: always says is um. They called me housewife because I
Speaker 1: always have a roll on in the house. I'm always
Speaker 1: cooking and cleaning. It's because one of the greatest moments
Speaker 1: to me, being at this age and even being here
Speaker 1: with you guys, it's being in my backyard sipping on
Speaker 1: some coffee with a leaf floor and blowing the motherfucking
Speaker 1: leaves around. Nigga. And I got some beautiful possessions the
Speaker 1: bottle yall gave me from years ago. I got some
Speaker 1: nice shit. How you got this? I got nice whips? Right?
Speaker 1: But you know, you know what's the most important thing
Speaker 1: in my house is gonna suck you up. My key
Speaker 1: holder in the garage when I come and get out
Speaker 1: my car, and I put the key on the keel
Speaker 1: and says keys, nigga. It don't sound like much, but
Speaker 1: I swear to guy that little motherfucking things is important
Speaker 1: to me. And that's how much I preach life. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna share this the world and we're gonna I
Speaker 1: gotta go see. Once death starts happening in your life,
Speaker 1: when you start losing your mother, start losing your father,
Speaker 1: start losing your brothers, and you're here to see that,
Speaker 1: you look at life differently. You started appreciating the smallest
Speaker 1: things in life. If you turn your radio off just
Speaker 1: to hear the tires on the highway makes you appreciate.
Speaker 1: If you're looking out the window and you see the
Speaker 1: leads blowing, you appreciate the leads blowing. You come to
Speaker 1: a point in life that you understand you only hear
Speaker 1: for a certain amount of time, and that you really
Speaker 1: have to really appreciate things. So out of all the
Speaker 1: things in this world, for money to living a good life,
Speaker 1: those the leaf flower, the key ring thing, for some reason,
Speaker 1: is the most important thing that I enjoy in my hart.
Speaker 1: It just makes me smile. I don't know, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. But and when you when you people, and
Speaker 1: if you live long enough, and the world changes when
Speaker 1: loved ones leave, right, and we all at the age
Speaker 1: now if your mother hasn't died, ject your father hasn't died,
Speaker 1: ject your brothers, it's come right and you have to
Speaker 1: learn to live with it because what our parents have
Speaker 1: never taught us is how to live after they're gone.
Speaker 1: Some kids and some men and women get depressed and
Speaker 1: they lose it. And and the thing about life is
Speaker 1: understand that. I always tell people that the universe is
Speaker 1: am a team. Right, you're playing for the universe, and
Speaker 1: if you do what you're supposed to do. But three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five years, guess what, the universe extends
Speaker 1: your contract to be to be in this game of
Speaker 1: life because sixty five days, thank you, and um, you
Speaker 1: get to extend your life if you eat right, you
Speaker 1: do the right thing. Because what happens if you don't
Speaker 1: do right sometimes it teaches you. It makes you injured.
Speaker 1: You gotta have it. You might get it hurt near
Speaker 1: a hip, So now you're in a wheelchair. You're fucked
Speaker 1: up for a few months, right, and then they bring
Speaker 1: you back in the game, because when the universe is
Speaker 1: tired of you and you have the ability to do
Speaker 1: something else, they get rid of you. And I improve
Speaker 1: my point when Whitney Houston was singing, the universe gave
Speaker 1: us so many chances on his life, and the universe
Speaker 1: is like, listen, you're not understanding the gift we gave you,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna take that back because we had to
Speaker 1: give it to somebody else. Michael Jackson took advantage of
Speaker 1: a situation. There's so many stories in life that people
Speaker 1: don't understand the gift that they have and they destroy
Speaker 1: it and they don't understand the power of this energy
Speaker 1: on this planet, which is I'm not gonna say God,
Speaker 1: because some people don't believe in God, but I do
Speaker 1: understand energy. And you know when you meet certain people
Speaker 1: and the energy is just phenomenal. Understand your energy, Understand
Speaker 1: your choices, do the right thing with your life, because
Speaker 1: this ship is off. The motherfucking check you got. This
Speaker 1: is This is one of my favorite things in American history.
Speaker 1: And I'm not not talking black people history. I'm not
Speaker 1: talking comedian history. I'm not talking about hip hop history. Yes,
Speaker 1: was a young lady. You was on tour and a
Speaker 1: young lady accused you of rap. Yes, yes, and you
Speaker 1: not only said I didn't rape, but you actually sent
Speaker 1: her to jail. She's in lion, Yes she did two years. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the greatest shiite because a lot
Speaker 1: of us, when you look at these people like you know,
Speaker 1: dmax Is and the two parts with these people. They
Speaker 1: say these stories, and you know, we want to protect
Speaker 1: a woman. But then this certain woman who lies, yes,
Speaker 1: and in your situation, she outfront lie. They had whatever
Speaker 1: she said you did, they actually had the footage proving
Speaker 1: that she did not. She has claimed one thing. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell us what out of town detectives called me and say,
Speaker 1: you know the manager of the club call me. Is
Speaker 1: that TK the cops was looking for you. I got
Speaker 1: right back on the plane and you went back and
Speaker 1: run right back. Yeah. And the thing about um my reputation,
Speaker 1: everybody knows that I love treating women. Well, I'll buy
Speaker 1: your car, get your diamonds. Yeah, I upgrade your watch game.
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm I'm from the eighties. That's not
Speaker 1: how we moved you know what I say. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Eric VNS. You know what I'm saying. That's how
Speaker 1: we move it. And UM to hear that I take,
Speaker 1: like I said, all your choices makes call you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I come back and we sit down and talking.
Speaker 1: I tell the gentleman I and the cop already knew
Speaker 1: he I wasn't lying, but you know, you see him
Speaker 1: and talk to me. Tell everything I say they pick
Speaker 1: up on it. You know. I said, Nah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you exactly what happened. He said, what have I said? Listen,
Speaker 1: I fucked though. We had a good time, and the
Speaker 1: next day I was with another bit and she saw
Speaker 1: the girl rubbing my should and it was I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say it was wrong, So I live my like
Speaker 1: I fucked up. We had a good time, and I
Speaker 1: had another girl with me the next day, and that
Speaker 1: girl got mad because she saw me with that woman.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. And I'm not the kind
Speaker 1: of guy who's gonna sugarcoat like when I date a woman.
Speaker 1: It's great things going. I'm gonna gonna upgrade you, get
Speaker 1: your house, by your car. I might even get you
Speaker 1: put some money in you account for the nigga you
Speaker 1: fucking with. You know what I'm saying. You gotta be
Speaker 1: You gotta be a real if I if I really
Speaker 1: like you, No, I buy your nigga something I never
Speaker 1: heard of. No, No, I'm snthing wine because I find
Speaker 1: it disrespectful. Then I'm digging your bitch down and you
Speaker 1: don't get a few things collateral day that girl. That's
Speaker 1: the spect I wasn't raised like that, you know, And
Speaker 1: that's why I try to tell men. And even when
Speaker 1: you go out and you you talk to a woman
Speaker 1: for a few minutes, buy a drink. You know why,
Speaker 1: because that's for a time, and you walk away, say hey, bay,
Speaker 1: you want a drink, you know, say buy your drink
Speaker 1: and walk away. You know, niggas want to sit there
Speaker 1: and baby sit the drink in the bitch nigga, No, nigga,
Speaker 1: buy talk to it for a few minutes, buy a
Speaker 1: drink and walk away and say that was for your
Speaker 1: time and made your pain be champagne, your pain be chambagine.
Speaker 1: I got the one last question. This is very very
Speaker 1: famous story. Soon this is to be hit by the
Speaker 1: way best year of my life next ninety eight one
Speaker 1: of my favorite years of Yes, right, this famous story
Speaker 1: or t K kirgly go into the Diamond District story. No, no,
Speaker 1: it was Puffy's credit card. But I didn't have his card.
Speaker 1: You didn't have his card number the number back then.
Speaker 1: So here's how the hustle went. Back in the day.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to have a person's credit card. You
Speaker 1: can have the number. But because my game was so cold,
Speaker 1: watch her on going. I love this. I never had
Speaker 1: Puffy's credit card. It was a woman who had his
Speaker 1: information all these years because of how I moved. I
Speaker 1: never told on the female this bitch. No no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, because she she gave me games, she told
Speaker 1: me how to move. But it was a female. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a female that that did it. Again with
Speaker 1: the Puffy situation, again with the Eddie Murphy situation. What
Speaker 1: people don't know is that I also did the same
Speaker 1: thing to Sugar night like credit cards I took, but
Speaker 1: we Sugar was moving something and I intercepted it. And
Speaker 1: because like and this was what I was wearing Man's
Speaker 1: way before y'all was wearing man and a lot of
Speaker 1: people there and m should call me like three in
Speaker 1: the morning, said, Yo, t K, look, nigga, that that
Speaker 1: shit you did the name that's much. I said, nigga,
Speaker 1: that ship so and that nigga said, nigga, you ain't
Speaker 1: that death role. By nine o'clock the next day, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a problem. T K. I was at that
Speaker 1: motherfucker like six thirty in the morning. But she she
Speaker 1: knew I was a little crazy. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and what I mean by that zee I already then
Speaker 1: everybody but I was. I was. I was the kid
Speaker 1: with the wild wild West nigga. And one of my
Speaker 1: niggas said, it's the best. He said to every time
Speaker 1: you see him, he said, t to the motherfucker k
Speaker 1: the best that ever did it and got away with it.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's my my my tire so best
Speaker 1: that ever did and got the way with it. So
Speaker 1: even with puff um, you evolved in life. And if
Speaker 1: you listen to this puffing and we understand, yeah, the
Speaker 1: thing that I want him to know. As a youngster, Um,
Speaker 1: I was wrong to be involved in that type of situation.
Speaker 1: But as a man speaking to day, I apologize. I'm
Speaker 1: really blessed some success. So I'm doing my thing and
Speaker 1: hopefully somewhere down to the line we could shake hands
Speaker 1: and have her espresso and laugh at this ship, because
Speaker 1: anything is possible in life. You know, we're not best friends,
Speaker 1: but as men, as men, I take being a man
Speaker 1: very serious. As men, let's honor and respect each other.
Speaker 1: And if we have lived long enough true to apologize,
Speaker 1: or some people don't get a chance to apologize, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So I could stand sit here
Speaker 1: with all these young ladies in this beautiful young lady
Speaker 1: I want to take out. Later, I could say that
Speaker 1: I apologize, but so but how did you how didn't
Speaker 1: you get because again you don't accummodate yourself. No, no,
Speaker 1: no no. What happened was I didn't understand the game
Speaker 1: and I went over my head. I went over my head.
Speaker 1: But again, choices. It was a domino effect because my
Speaker 1: cousins who worked for me at the time was federal
Speaker 1: agents out of North New Jersey. Yeah, I got cousins.
Speaker 1: I got cousins of federal agents who will will pop
Speaker 1: your motherfucking as they retired now, and I had my
Speaker 1: cousin go pick up the so called jewelry that I
Speaker 1: was doing. They didn't tell you the effect that had
Speaker 1: on our family. So when he gets there and I
Speaker 1: love him to shout out to Lawrence Case, I love
Speaker 1: my cousin, and um, they arrest him. So now I
Speaker 1: got aunts and uncles pissed the fuck off because they like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on? So now this is
Speaker 1: for social media. They got me pegged as the number
Speaker 1: one you thought I shot Clinton back in the nineties
Speaker 1: because I'm want old news and shit. Right, So my
Speaker 1: mother doesn't go to go get her feet done for
Speaker 1: six weeks, she don't go to church for six weeks
Speaker 1: of my mother's embarrass My cousin and I don't speak
Speaker 1: for almost ten years because of this. Right. The thing
Speaker 1: about life again is that when the universe is looking
Speaker 1: out for you, because I've also done so much good
Speaker 1: in life that you can cash where they could get
Speaker 1: your get out of jail. Carr. See, I've done so
Speaker 1: well and and and put so many chips into I
Speaker 1: was able to cash it in when it was time
Speaker 1: with the universe. So even when I went to Riker's
Speaker 1: Island and stayed there for a minute and got out
Speaker 1: and wanted to that was a different case, you know,
Speaker 1: the same case they sent me to Riker's Island because um,
Speaker 1: I fought the case of cod. I hired an attorney,
Speaker 1: and then I was gonna take a deal to do
Speaker 1: six years and I rigged on the deal. Wow, and
Speaker 1: want up getting another attorney. But then it all backfires
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you how the universe work. She
Speaker 1: at the same time when I was going through that,
Speaker 1: puff was dating the girl named Jennifer Lopez. We never
Speaker 1: heard Huff. Yeah, why said JENNI dating Jennifer Lopez and
Speaker 1: also Puff was hanging out with a young man, a
Speaker 1: rapper named Shine. They went out one night to a club.
Speaker 1: Shooting goes down, Yes, and people go to jail. Now
Speaker 1: the same prosecutors who was trying to arrest me comes
Speaker 1: to Rikers, So yeah, fucked up they are, and say, listen,
Speaker 1: Puff got arrested. We want you to testify that you
Speaker 1: sold Puffy with the gun. Oh true shit. So me,
Speaker 1: being clever, I'm always fifty steps ahead. I said, get
Speaker 1: me out of here, I talk to you. So they
Speaker 1: bring me from Ryker's Allen to the Tombs. I'll come
Speaker 1: back to the Tunes. But all the security security people
Speaker 1: there CEOs is like, because they know me, and they
Speaker 1: see all the cops, They're like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on? Because either you think there's a felleral crime.
Speaker 1: So now I'm in the black Lincoln going off the
Speaker 1: back of the Tunes and they're taking me to the
Speaker 1: club NYC clubs where and they're coaching me subliminally to
Speaker 1: show me how they saw a Puff with the gun.
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there and while we're talking, I was like,
Speaker 1: can I have a blimpie. You know I'm playing this.
Speaker 1: They ain't nobody. I'm putting a spin on it. That snitch.
Speaker 1: They get blimp bees and McDonald's. So watch where I'm going.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting blimpies. I'm sitting outside there. They say,
Speaker 1: so Puffs here, But he's not saying that you saw Puppy.
Speaker 1: He saying Poppsy. And I'm like, Puff was here, and
Speaker 1: you was here, I say, and I was here. We
Speaker 1: did this for three days. Oh but I'm but I'm
Speaker 1: doing I'm living. I'm eating pizzas and shit, I'm really enjoying.
Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying myself. They don't see it coming when
Speaker 1: I'm about to do. I don't see what she's about
Speaker 1: to do. So right when they get ready to go
Speaker 1: to indict Puff, they come to me, and my attorney says,
Speaker 1: t kum. They want to know if you're gonna cooperate
Speaker 1: with them, and know that you saw Puff with the gun.
Speaker 1: And I was in the thing eating chips, and I said,
Speaker 1: now I'm good. So I'm good because what I had
Speaker 1: over my head was wasn't because it wasn't because of Puffy.
Speaker 1: What I held my head is what I didn't Los Angeles, California,
Speaker 1: year before I had a felony, and in New York City,
Speaker 1: if you catch another felony within a year less than
Speaker 1: a year, it's called predicate felon mandatory five to six.
Speaker 1: My attorney was able to take that off the table.
Speaker 1: I want up beating the case, you know, I want
Speaker 1: to the case and got thrown out, but I want
Speaker 1: to beat in the case in New York because of
Speaker 1: my attorney threw it out and I want to do
Speaker 1: in five years probation. So that worked out for me.
Speaker 1: Circle back around me and my cousins is back the
Speaker 1: best friends again, like we was back of it from
Speaker 1: day one, right. And what I'm trying to say, over time,
Speaker 1: things do heal, things do change, And as long as
Speaker 1: you keep your your your focus right and do the
Speaker 1: right thing, you can get back on You can get
Speaker 1: right back on track and do what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 1: The thing with Puff, the thing with m Charlie Murphy,
Speaker 1: the thing with all the crazy things I did in
Speaker 1: my life. It was to make me who I am today.
Speaker 1: It was to make me sit here and talk to
Speaker 1: the world, talk to you guys, because I could sit
Speaker 1: here with my chest motherfucking out like a man, and
Speaker 1: be confident because I'm healthy, I'm rich. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm rich, nigga, you know. And what I mean by
Speaker 1: that is life. See, I come from an error. You
Speaker 1: don't flaunt your wealth, of course not. I'll rule in
Speaker 1: my ror. You stay low key and flex occasionally. See,
Speaker 1: so I flex every now and then. I ain't gotta
Speaker 1: show you that I gotta bentley. I ain't gotta show
Speaker 1: you I got diamonds. I ain't gonna show you I'm
Speaker 1: on the proper plan or a helicopter, you know, because
Speaker 1: we move a certain way, men, true men move a
Speaker 1: certain way, you know. And and and we treat people respect.
Speaker 1: When I go out by people bottles a champagne, but
Speaker 1: I'm at the club, I'll see person'll send them, send
Speaker 1: them a bottle. You know. That's respect, you know. And
Speaker 1: that's what I want every man in here who was
Speaker 1: listening to anybody, kids are listening and grow up to
Speaker 1: be respectful. And and because when you walk into a room,
Speaker 1: that's the most powerful thing in the world. Really, and
Speaker 1: that's still man, Thank you so much. Man, I can't
Speaker 1: know it's an honor because we're getting older, listen, we're
Speaker 1: getting older. Do another show. He don't go. You't gonna
Speaker 1: do an We're gonna wrap it up. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, you gotta come back and wrap it up.
Speaker 1: That's your pro state. Yes, yes, you told me you've
Speaker 1: been sucking them up. I'll take another full drink too,
Speaker 1: thank you. So h Yeah. But when I was read,
Speaker 1: because I actually met females before that told me that
Speaker 1: they lied on on men. Yes, And it was like yo,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. My man caught me
Speaker 1: with him and it was like, I'm making deeper. I
Speaker 1: know a lot when you did. Yes. I had a
Speaker 1: friend in Chicago because I hustle from the Bloods and
Speaker 1: the Crypts to LA to g D in Chicago to
Speaker 1: my niggas in Jersey, and I've played on both sides fence.
Speaker 1: I just know cops because of being a comedian. And
Speaker 1: a young man told me one year. He said, t
Speaker 1: K women snitch on their husbands and boyfriends more than
Speaker 1: the niggas because they get see the cops wind the
Speaker 1: fucking the nigga that they arrest girl. The women is
Speaker 1: so foul that the women tell the cops the ship
Speaker 1: that the niggas be doing, and then the nigga think
Speaker 1: it's his boys that it's a cold game. It's a
Speaker 1: cold mother game. Yes, sir, it's a code. You got
Speaker 1: some hype when you say yeah, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's a code game. And that's
Speaker 1: why live right live. Goddamn listen to me, yo, I
Speaker 1: don't get fucking you broke. I don't care live right, man,
Speaker 1: live right. This living right. It's a beautiful motherfucker thing.
Speaker 1: Because when you don't live right, the thing that you
Speaker 1: fight for and you don't really understand how valuable is.
Speaker 1: It's peace of mind. Yes, do you agree? Yes, that's
Speaker 1: why I don't have your key thing. But I have
Speaker 1: all this place, all my balcony that's going to balcony. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I look over. I got two parts of my balcony. Yes,
Speaker 1: one part I feel like I made it too much,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to go on that part under balcony, understand,
Speaker 1: because it's like, damn, I don't want to work for right.
Speaker 1: I got another part of my balcony with's a city view, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm born and raised in New York City, So
Speaker 1: there's others. It's my piece of mind. And what's crazy
Speaker 1: about it is like sometimes that'll be doing instruction or
Speaker 1: something like that, and I can fall straight to sleep
Speaker 1: just listen to them doing construction. I'm like, I'm a
Speaker 1: city boy, can sit there and some of my friends
Speaker 1: be laughing at me because it's like, how the fuck
Speaker 1: do you listen to construction and fall asleep? I'm like
Speaker 1: that you don't understand hearing the New York City. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: I'm so used to that. So that's my peace of
Speaker 1: mind is just sitting listen to me. Yeah, understand. Fans
Speaker 1: stay home? Ye, stay home? Like no, no, no, not
Speaker 1: too many people understand. This is goal with a lot
Speaker 1: of people's heads. Yes, staying home is not over rated. No,
Speaker 1: it's not overrated. Not it's a beautiful Yes it is.
Speaker 1: When's your special July fourth? How do you know that
Speaker 1: because I'm connected? No? No, no, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not publicly announced that ship come on July fourth?
Speaker 1: You Jamie Fox is director? Come on, what's the name
Speaker 1: of this? What is the name of this? Yes, let's
Speaker 1: get where's it gonna be filmed? That? No? No, the
Speaker 1: special is already done to them. The t to the
Speaker 1: mfk okay, that drops July for not the Jamie Fox,
Speaker 1: the Jamie Stocking Me and Marcus King. That's gonna be
Speaker 1: a movie and standard because they want to do it
Speaker 1: the same way like my life story, my thing. And
Speaker 1: then we go into the stand up, so we'll see
Speaker 1: what hap a shout out to Jamie Fox, matter fact,
Speaker 1: shout out to baby and um I do ba bla
Speaker 1: block and that's going that. I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: But m yeah, the special is dropping on July for
Speaker 1: right now and you could get it too on my
Speaker 1: own network tk dot network. You love that so much,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I look at other people in
Speaker 1: your profession and I think you're the only one doing that.
Speaker 1: I think you're the only one. You know. It's a
Speaker 1: question that me and EFN always asked it's major or
Speaker 1: independent and we didn't have that in quick time a slide,
Speaker 1: But I want to ask you what obvious major or
Speaker 1: independent if it came to because right now, like I
Speaker 1: see Marlon Wayne's he was the only person who kind
Speaker 1: of went to HBO Max. But everyone is like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like gun hole right now. It's like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: if you're a comedian. I supposed to have a special
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Is that something you're trying to go to?
Speaker 1: That's what I would say. If your comedy i Q
Speaker 1: is not high, that's what you think you should do.
Speaker 1: See you gotta have a comedy IQ like great basketball players? Yeah,
Speaker 1: great football players? What is your comedy? I Q right?
Speaker 1: And my comedy i Q teaches me to get a
Speaker 1: residual check every three or four months. See a lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know I got a record label. I get.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about it. I get checks. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I move. I stayed a little key in flex occasionally.
Speaker 1: And what people don't understand it's catalogs in the comedy world. See,
Speaker 1: I get this from rocking with hip hop. I took
Speaker 1: everything I met for easy jay Z Baby and catalog.
Speaker 1: A lot of comics don't understand catalog. Everything I do,
Speaker 1: it's catalog. What Nas did with his song put his
Speaker 1: daughter on the song. But my daughter is executive producer
Speaker 1: on all my special fire to get a check. You
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. When I leave this earth, my
Speaker 1: LLC goes to a trust. My money goes to the LC.
Speaker 1: And when I passed the LC, the money goes to
Speaker 1: the trust. It's what Rockefeller did. See, Rockefeller created a
Speaker 1: trust that he didn't give people in which protects your assets. Yes,
Speaker 1: he said Rockefeller took HI about Rockefeller. Let's make sure
Speaker 1: we're clear before jay Z people. Yes, there was a
Speaker 1: man named Rockefeller who was in the oil business. And
Speaker 1: he wasn't really in the oil business. He he was
Speaker 1: doing something else. And he convinced the government that the
Speaker 1: oil that he was using was fossil fuel, and he
Speaker 1: paid millions and millions of dollars for a scientist to
Speaker 1: put up this documentation to make a scene that it
Speaker 1: was fossil furial. And that's how it became oil that
Speaker 1: they felt like they needed to use oil because oil
Speaker 1: was really used for the trains, for the keep it
Speaker 1: from getting rusted. And he tricked the world and which
Speaker 1: worked out to start using oil in people's houses. That's
Speaker 1: how that's how Rocket Faller got rich. So he put
Speaker 1: all his money into LC and when he died and
Speaker 1: went into a trust. Nine generations later, everybody is motherfucking
Speaker 1: multi rich. And that's why anybody got a little change.
Speaker 1: Never leave anybody the money, because if a person that't
Speaker 1: worked for the money they're gonna run through. I met
Speaker 1: people women who've gotten two million, and because somebody died,
Speaker 1: you see him a year later and they'll say, I said,
Speaker 1: what happened with your money? And they said, or I
Speaker 1: ran through. I had a good time. Because people don't
Speaker 1: respect money. What we got to do is teach people
Speaker 1: how to respect money. Goes in school, they teach you
Speaker 1: to raise your hand. They teach you know the cities
Speaker 1: or of the states and the oceans. And the thing
Speaker 1: that I teach people the most is knowing how to
Speaker 1: get an LLC and the e N. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: it on here with the night and then I'm going, um,
Speaker 1: next time you see me, you'll have three hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in your pocket right now. If you leave here
Speaker 1: to night and you go to what I call ink
Speaker 1: file I n C fi L dot com and fell
Speaker 1: out that information, in three weeks, they'll send you a
Speaker 1: free LLC. Once you get that free LLC, what people
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm going to teach you how to get
Speaker 1: a free e I N. Now you take the information
Speaker 1: you got from inkfile dot com, go to the i
Speaker 1: RS website, felt out that information and put the money
Speaker 1: that information you got from the inkfile dot Com into
Speaker 1: the IRIS website. They send you a free EI N.
Speaker 1: This ship is right in front of us, and this
Speaker 1: is why we gotta teach the world. And the N
Speaker 1: is like your social security right YEA. Now gets deeper.
Speaker 1: Now you go to the bank and you put money
Speaker 1: into your account thousand dollars, five hundred dollars. Now what
Speaker 1: happens is the ei N number gets picked up by
Speaker 1: American Express. Now American Express to send you in an
Speaker 1: envelope in the mill and it says exactly what it says.
Speaker 1: Your credit has grant you privilege. Now you put your
Speaker 1: your corporation information into on American Express and fill it
Speaker 1: out right there on the phone when you're calling to
Speaker 1: get to proved. You are proved. You got two hundred
Speaker 1: to five hundred thousand dollars platinum credit card less than
Speaker 1: three motherfucking weeks, no, seven days, and they send it
Speaker 1: delivery to you to your door. Now, some of you guys,
Speaker 1: you're listening, You're gonna take this money, You're gonna go shopping,
Speaker 1: You're gonna do some dumb shit and be able to pay.
Speaker 1: But I gotta, but I gotta put people from game,
Speaker 1: because I'm a hustler in a never fuck up your
Speaker 1: credit because your e ain't numbers, so it's not gonna
Speaker 1: suck up your credit. But when you get to be
Speaker 1: my age and all these ships that I've gone through
Speaker 1: to get this type of knowledge, I want you to
Speaker 1: respect and appreciate it because I've gone through a lot
Speaker 1: of shit. Yes, listen to me, I've gone through a
Speaker 1: lot of shit. So I want people to win. And
Speaker 1: this is one of the ways I'm want to do
Speaker 1: as much as I can to give the knowledge to
Speaker 1: the world. Because, like we said earlier, everything is everything
Speaker 1: is based on points and discounts, and if you don't
Speaker 1: have enough points, you can't get into the VISP section
Speaker 1: in heaven. And I need to be in the VISP section.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be three points short. And they
Speaker 1: say you almost made it. Haven't seen them? Cloud should
Speaker 1: you will be here with you in three weeks. But
Speaker 1: really quick, you mentioned Marlin Wayne's remember what he told
Speaker 1: us he paid for the filming of his special especial
Speaker 1: He most likely licensed it. Yeah, so I've been doing
Speaker 1: that for years, So he didn't he didn't just go
Speaker 1: to HBO like he actually, Yeah, was doing in the Independent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was doing that for the longest. I play for
Speaker 1: my own stuff, and everything comes back to me. What
Speaker 1: kind of watches that that looks beautiful? He's nigga, this box,
Speaker 1: this is beautiful. It's a beautiful watch. It's beautiful. Yes.
Speaker 1: Last time we were here, we were with T. I right,
Speaker 1: And the craziest thing that we just found out, you know,
Speaker 1: tis manager pass Clay. Yes, so you know I wanted
Speaker 1: to shout out to Clant everyone to give a you know,
Speaker 1: a moment of silence. Yes, yes, yes, but Clay, um,
Speaker 1: it almost feels appropriate. You know, I agree TI as well.
Speaker 1: I apologize. I haven't reached out yet, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because I just know him and little Duval,
Speaker 1: you know, really good friends of mine. Yes, yes, they
Speaker 1: were both managed by him. And it was like because
Speaker 1: I because when I even heard that he was in
Speaker 1: the hospital, it's like you said, like us taking care
Speaker 1: of our health. He looks like one of those guys
Speaker 1: that was just healthy. Just he had diabetes. Yeah, Clay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Clay died diabetes and then he got a stroke. God.
Speaker 1: But hope, I hope people don't get afendic. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's I shouldn't say that, but me and
Speaker 1: Clay talk, you know, and because he does a Sunday
Speaker 1: at what we call the Comedy Act Theater and Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 1: And like I said to everybody here, from day one,
Speaker 1: I've always pushed out being good. And what they don't
Speaker 1: tell you in this country is when they say pre diabetic,
Speaker 1: they never really tell you it's really processed foods. And
Speaker 1: then if you're drinking a lot of sodas, if you're
Speaker 1: drinking um, eating a lot of cheese, you're going to
Speaker 1: become a diabetic. And what the system does is if
Speaker 1: you don't take yourself seriously, you end up becoming a diabetic.
Speaker 1: And if you don't take keep work on it, you
Speaker 1: want to either get in a stroke or having problems
Speaker 1: with your health. And I want all of your everybody's
Speaker 1: listening and then to the show. I want one day
Speaker 1: for you to meet your grandchildren. Really, you understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, because this journey of I swear to Gods
Speaker 1: is one of the most amazing things that um you
Speaker 1: can truly experience because we all winners, right, And this
Speaker 1: is kind of funny, you know, when you beat that
Speaker 1: all them thousand sperms to the egg to be born.
Speaker 1: Sounds crazy, right, but you're a winner, so you start
Speaker 1: out being a winner, you know, and people got to
Speaker 1: keep that mindset. You know, I'm a winner and that's
Speaker 1: what people can understand. Do not take you being here
Speaker 1: for granted because you started out winning. Keep that same mindset.
Speaker 1: Fother t K kirkland t to the motherfucking k he
Speaker 1: got one question, Hold on, hold that, but let me
Speaker 1: just ask you be as you being your own manager,
Speaker 1: you being like it's always you who motivates you. Because
Speaker 1: like that, that's the thing about having you know, you know,
Speaker 1: because the one thing about having a team is so
Speaker 1: I don't wake up. I mean, I'm nothing if I
Speaker 1: don't wake up. But if I don't feel like being
Speaker 1: great today, I always could depend on one of my
Speaker 1: friends to be like, yokay, we take a walk, Can
Speaker 1: we go outside? Can we go to the gym? Different
Speaker 1: from management, You're what I'm saying, saying, Oh, it's overall
Speaker 1: because he has to be his own motivation to wear
Speaker 1: those five miles, you know what I'm saying. Like, and
Speaker 1: you have to also after you get those five miles
Speaker 1: on the treadmill, take these phone calls. Yea, So it
Speaker 1: is that because it has to be difficult. I just
Speaker 1: diff holding it down. Yes, it's hard, but we all
Speaker 1: need help. Yea. So how is it dealing with that? See?
Speaker 1: And again people always ask me, Tke, how do you do?
Speaker 1: And I say, it's in my DNA. But what I
Speaker 1: could honestly say, everything in my life prepare me to
Speaker 1: who I am. And I'm gonna say this. I used
Speaker 1: to be also ran track and told me my my
Speaker 1: career is phenomenal. And I was a great track star
Speaker 1: and m and I had a great coach and his
Speaker 1: name was mister Wilbert Jones. Wilbert Jones. And let me
Speaker 1: spend to you what mister Wilbert Jones. And still then
Speaker 1: his athletes he used to always say to me, he said, Kirkland.
Speaker 1: That's why they called me in high school Kirkland. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: not Terrence. He said. Anybody can run when they're not tired.
Speaker 1: Can you run when you're tired? Makes some masses, you understand.
Speaker 1: So thirty eight years, I've gotten tired, but I've had
Speaker 1: it's in my DNA. But I can run when I'm
Speaker 1: not tired. And that's the difference. Y'all shout out to
Speaker 1: mister Woolle Jones. He's still doing the same Sunday Sunday Sunday,
Speaker 1: Come on a p let's go. But yes, he said,
Speaker 1: you're trying to get that three hundred huh. But you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm listening, uh huh or spar So,
Speaker 1: here's the thing and the people. I'm glad you have said. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's a great question. Here's a great question. And your Apprican,
Speaker 1: right he same thing, guy, same thing, Haitian Apprican same thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's good. I see his bloodline is pride right, No,
Speaker 1: his bloodline is now they fraud. No, listen to me.
Speaker 1: Fraud Yeah, Nigerian scammer. Yeah you're Nigerian. No, not just
Speaker 1: six fact. Listen to me. These are the facts. We're
Speaker 1: gonna deal with the fact. But the thing about the card,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want to do with it.
Speaker 1: You want to fuck it off, you can suck it up.
Speaker 1: You want to take fifty by proper you could, you
Speaker 1: could do that. The thing that Americans rest don't play
Speaker 1: is that you gotta pay that motherfucker on that date,
Speaker 1: on the month that Yeah, it was a monthly charge.
Speaker 1: It's not like other car. It's not like other card.
Speaker 1: And it's a six hundred dollars not more fee. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: to have it. The great thing about having these cards,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, is that when your kids are sixteen,
Speaker 1: you could put them on You have to give them
Speaker 1: the card, but you could put them on the card,
Speaker 1: build their credit and build their credit. But not with
Speaker 1: the corporation. But they also give you a personal card.
Speaker 1: So if you get the personal card with your SO
Speaker 1: security number, now your kids credit score goes up, so
Speaker 1: by the time they're twenty one years old, they have
Speaker 1: good credit. The other thing that's important I teach people
Speaker 1: is with the life insurance, go get a go fund
Speaker 1: me insurance policy. A go fund me insurance policy, you
Speaker 1: only put forty dollars in that motherfucker a month for
Speaker 1: twenty years. Your grand baby or your son or daughter
Speaker 1: walks away with sixty thousand dollars cash, tax free. Now
Speaker 1: here's the cold part about go fund me, I mean
Speaker 1: whole life insurance. After your policy matures in three years,
Speaker 1: you become a bank. Now you don't really need an
Speaker 1: Americans Press card. Now you can take a loan on
Speaker 1: your insurance for a million to three millions and pay
Speaker 1: your self back. The reason why the insurance companies can't
Speaker 1: teach us this the rest of the world because the
Speaker 1: government holds them hostess because the government wants you to
Speaker 1: put your money in their account to only get three
Speaker 1: percent interest. But in the whole life insurance policy you
Speaker 1: get forty percent on the dollar. And that's why people
Speaker 1: got to have a whole life insurance policy. It's a
Speaker 1: cold hustle, y'all this shit like I teach this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a cold hustle, but you really and and let
Speaker 1: me hustle in a bad way. I mean hustle. You
Speaker 1: read and know how. I'm not gonna say the white man.
Speaker 1: Just people fucking read and study how they do it
Speaker 1: because it's information is right in fuck in front of
Speaker 1: us that you can really change your life easy. Like
Speaker 1: everybody here watch the social media got an opinion? Do
Speaker 1: you know? They gotta think called opinions for cash dot com? No,
Speaker 1: that you can send your opinion in and they pay you.
Speaker 1: They pay you for your opinions. This shit is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: You gotta oh you do you do? You do? You do? Y? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You get an opinion, they pay you for your fucking opinion.
Speaker 1: Can you believe they got this type of shit? They
Speaker 1: got this. They your check. You get fucking from two
Speaker 1: hundred eight hundred dollars. Amazon, gotta hustle that you got
Speaker 1: a car. Listen to what I'm telling you. Amazon, you
Speaker 1: could turn your car into Trump. You go out four
Speaker 1: hours a day and by the end of the week
Speaker 1: they put you pay you four to five thousand dollars cash. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is cold, brothers. There's no reason to be a
Speaker 1: person should be motherfucker broke, especially nowadays. Man, it's cold
Speaker 1: out here, sir. All right, this this this, this is
Speaker 1: the last one. This is this is the second last,
Speaker 1: This is it thirty this is I'm getting political. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. A lot of us didn't like Trump because
Speaker 1: of Trump's racial view. I'm listening, but I had no
Speaker 1: broke friends when Trump was in office. Body ain't looking
Speaker 1: out for none of my kniggs. Yes, stay right back
Speaker 1: to where they used Yes, yes, I went too far.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, I'm with you. I'm just saying, listen,
Speaker 1: I am not a political person. I'm doing this from
Speaker 1: face value. What I'm saying that the most simplistic way
Speaker 1: I reviewed politics. Yes, right now, I don't care about
Speaker 1: sleeping Joe. Yes, I don't like sleeping Joe. Kamala is
Speaker 1: fucking not not helping me out neither. I ain't seen.
Speaker 1: They ain't even outside to me. Yes, I'm not bigging
Speaker 1: Trump up? Okay? Or who was his who was his
Speaker 1: most president? Yeah, I don't even remember who Trump did.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. Damn you had him killed? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody Trump came in. Anybody that's just me about me?
Speaker 1: Where do you stand on politics? As far as these
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four is gonna happen, Trump is, Let me
Speaker 1: put everybody up on game. Trump is one of the
Speaker 1: greatest manipulators of our time. Let me rockets. So the
Speaker 1: follow me where I'm going. I'm gonna shut the fuck
Speaker 1: up Donald Trump, who has great intentions. But one of
Speaker 1: the reason why I don't really fucked with Donald Trump
Speaker 1: because I'm a man of character, And if you are
Speaker 1: the president of the Nited States of America and you're
Speaker 1: still a liar, that bothers me because your character, what
Speaker 1: the fuck nigga? You the fucking man. He's still lying,
Speaker 1: But he's brilliant because even when he was running, when
Speaker 1: he was president of United States, say he knew he
Speaker 1: wasn't shit. He strategically, he strategically put people in place
Speaker 1: because he knew it would come back. Everything he did
Speaker 1: but bite him less from the Supreme justice system. He
Speaker 1: put buffers around to the mail. Give me example. Now, see,
Speaker 1: let's explain to you how the election was rigged when
Speaker 1: Donald Trump was office. See Donald Trump knew the election
Speaker 1: was rigged because it was rigged for him. Watch what
Speaker 1: I'm coming now out of nowhere. The pandemic comes now
Speaker 1: and the rest say the Russians. When I'm sure, let's
Speaker 1: say the Russians had a hand in it, because with
Speaker 1: the internet, you can do anything right. Everybody had it.
Speaker 1: You can't finish the story. Don't interrupt me. I'm talking. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm having a conversation. Story. Okay, you distracted me. Let
Speaker 1: me stay focused. Let me stay So he knew was
Speaker 1: rigged because he knew someone helped him. Let's just say
Speaker 1: the Russians. So now, when Donald Trump gets ready to
Speaker 1: run for re election, he says that it was rigged
Speaker 1: because people don't pay attention. I want you to really listen.
Speaker 1: I'm about to say he hired the guy who handles
Speaker 1: the mail postmaster to put locks on the mailbox because
Speaker 1: at that time was one of the most critical crisis
Speaker 1: of our life. The pandemic happened, so people was doing
Speaker 1: mail in ballots instead of going to the poll. Let's
Speaker 1: say the Russia and say, hey, Trump, if they do
Speaker 1: the mail in ballots, it's nothing we could do because
Speaker 1: if it go, if they vote with the machines, we
Speaker 1: can manipulate that. But we can't manipulate mail in ballots.
Speaker 1: And that's why he kept saying. We never heard nobody
Speaker 1: say stop the fucking mailbox, lock the mailboxes up. Never
Speaker 1: heard of that. But if you pay attention for two
Speaker 1: and two together, he closed the mailboxes because he didn't
Speaker 1: want mail in balance to become a high number. So
Speaker 1: when he lost, he already knew was rigged because he
Speaker 1: knew the Russians had something to do with him. But
Speaker 1: we have a world today that, um, we're so split
Speaker 1: down the middle that we have uneducated with to educate it.
Speaker 1: And if you ever read Downald Trump's book, he said
Speaker 1: that the Republicans are the most manipulated people at a Democrat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could say anything to them and they believe it.
Speaker 1: And it goes again with social media. See, with social media,
Speaker 1: we have kids sitting at the table with grown people
Speaker 1: and the kids that they have been manipulated because the companies,
Speaker 1: the other countries, Japan and the people who are behind
Speaker 1: TikTok to people who on social media, see they think
Speaker 1: it's a game. See depression went up in America one
Speaker 1: thousand percent since two thousand and seven because of social
Speaker 1: media one thousand percent. People are talking about the pressing
Speaker 1: to kill and killing ulf right. So we're just China
Speaker 1: with TikTok, right, And with TikTok and social media, if
Speaker 1: you go to other parts of the world, they're teaching
Speaker 1: their kids about being engineers and being doctors and programmers.
Speaker 1: If you ask anybody over the country, they want to
Speaker 1: be a doctor. If you ask anybody in America what
Speaker 1: they want to come a kid, a kid to say,
Speaker 1: I want to be influencer. Right. And as an age
Speaker 1: limit in most almost every country in the world, thirteen
Speaker 1: is the age limit to be on social media. Because
Speaker 1: I read an article that Japan is not going to
Speaker 1: come attack us with guns and China, China, Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: not going to do that. What they're doing is they're
Speaker 1: hitting us with the computers. That's the that's the that's
Speaker 1: the war that we're having now because they have damage
Speaker 1: this country and it's going over people's insighted us. Yeah, everything,
Speaker 1: And and you think about the government. You go anywhere
Speaker 1: in the world, nobody talks about race until you get
Speaker 1: to America because they keep us arguing with each other,
Speaker 1: black and white, who's the riches because they don't want
Speaker 1: they don't want you to understand what's really going on here.
Speaker 1: We should be a team. Like even the Republicans and
Speaker 1: the Democrats so embarrassing to see them on the news,
Speaker 1: that the news, when they do the press conference every year,
Speaker 1: the debate, that the debate, when the president comes on
Speaker 1: each other, they start heckling each other like getting great
Speaker 1: one for the Republicans and the Republicans they sit down.
Speaker 1: I truly feel they should get rid of Republicans and
Speaker 1: Democrats because more parties. No no, get rid of all
Speaker 1: of it and have something that's one as a unit.
Speaker 1: Can't do one no no, no, you have to be
Speaker 1: because that would become more social. Let me swain to
Speaker 1: you why though this, and that's why I say it's
Speaker 1: my opinion. You interrupted me again, it's my opinion. Now
Speaker 1: you ain't saying it's the opinion I said, I said
Speaker 1: my opinion. I said, it's my opinion. So what I'm
Speaker 1: saying to you the reason why you have one because
Speaker 1: when you have that's why they have jury. If you
Speaker 1: get twelve people on the jury and one person sucks up,
Speaker 1: because it's hard to get twelve people to agree to anything.
Speaker 1: When you got them type of people, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: hard to agree to anything. In this world should be
Speaker 1: about taking care of the people. Everything that's happened to
Speaker 1: this world is not any like Aliens came down and
Speaker 1: did it. We've done it to ourselves, you understand. And
Speaker 1: we really need to look out because our mindset is wrong.
Speaker 1: Will send Ukraine seventy eighty billion, but we got homeless people,
Speaker 1: we got and there's nothing against them. It's just that
Speaker 1: we need to do more for our people. We got
Speaker 1: the thing that happened in Mississippi. Any major tragedy, the
Speaker 1: all the money that we've given the countries, we can
Speaker 1: really fix our problem. But they just don't want to
Speaker 1: see people in America win for some reason. I don't
Speaker 1: I truly understand. And they're taking us on the brink
Speaker 1: of World War three. Yeah, I shouldn't mean yeah, I really,
Speaker 1: I really understand, But listen, I could sit here and
Speaker 1: talk to y'all. All. Yeah, I said that to my
Speaker 1: friends earlier. I was like, listen, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I gotta listen to the thing from you, Blad the T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirklin Podcast, shout out to Charlemagne, the God, Andrew the Ye. Everybody, listen,
Speaker 1: you gout. And I'd say this to Blad all the time.
Speaker 1: You guys are my David Letterman's, my Archenio Halls, my
Speaker 1: UM shows. I couldn't get on in the nineties because
Speaker 1: the world has changed so much that these opportunities have
Speaker 1: given me a platform that the world can really see
Speaker 1: who I am in my Instagram shows it my shows
Speaker 1: they could sell out and to be seen all over
Speaker 1: the world because the shows like you and I take
Speaker 1: that last shot. You got one last shot. And I
Speaker 1: want to thank Drink Champs the staff, all you guys
Speaker 1: and Glad we're still alive and still doing things for
Speaker 1: your family. Let me just tell you something. I think
Speaker 1: you've been around since then. At the beginning, you are
Speaker 1: Drink Camps alumni. Um, I'm glad we're able to give
Speaker 1: you and continue because the thing about it is we
Speaker 1: want to continue to support you. And um, we're glad.
Speaker 1: You know you you always come you know and come
Speaker 1: fuk with us, But we there's anything we could ever
Speaker 1: do to support you more. You're gonna continue to do it.
Speaker 1: We love the special that is about to drop out.
Speaker 1: We want to continue to do it. And this is
Speaker 1: not your last time. Even when that special come out
Speaker 1: on July four, we want you to come back again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit here, get you drunk over bro, and
Speaker 1: try to get you and and do whatever and give
Speaker 1: your flowers again, because that's what our culture is lacking.
Speaker 1: When I'm listening to drill music and I'm listening to
Speaker 1: what the young people are listening to, that's what they promoting.
Speaker 1: They promoting death. You want to vote life. We want
Speaker 1: to promote fun, and we want legacy and legacy and
Speaker 1: and think about it, is I hating this game where
Speaker 1: a person has ten years and then people want to
Speaker 1: say that they washed up or whatever, like over here,
Speaker 1: when you ten twenty thirty years in this game, you
Speaker 1: are seasoned. You shouldn't be saluted. You should be respected.
Speaker 1: You should be you know, flowers thrown your on your
Speaker 1: on your because I know how hard it is to
Speaker 1: wake up and just be relevant to a person on
Speaker 1: goddamn Twitter, let alone, let alone in life where most
Speaker 1: like yo, they want to come to your shows and
Speaker 1: come see you and come support. And the thing about
Speaker 1: it is we have to continue to support each other
Speaker 1: is moments you deserve every bit. Thank you. That question
Speaker 1: you said earlier about how I do it, man, that's
Speaker 1: a great question, because I do. I do have those moments.
Speaker 1: You have to be your own hype man. I gotta
Speaker 1: be your own manager. So true that that is. You
Speaker 1: know what that reminder me of right now? I think
Speaker 1: it was Marlin that said that he got up and
Speaker 1: he would go in the mirror. Was it Marlin that
Speaker 1: said that whole he goes in the mirror and he
Speaker 1: tells himself and hypes himself up, And it wasn't It
Speaker 1: was in Yeah, that's too dramatic. Individual whatever they need,
Speaker 1: whatever they got to do. If you don't have a
Speaker 1: team of people really working on your behalf, if it's
Speaker 1: just you, I don't I don't know what Marlin's team
Speaker 1: is like. But I'm just saying like, see, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine what it is on your own. So here's the
Speaker 1: thing and what he's saying that makes sense because most
Speaker 1: of the guys got a team. When I see DL
Speaker 1: on them, DL got a team management. When I see
Speaker 1: Mike Apps, they got agents. Yeah, it's just me. And
Speaker 1: all I could say is, Nigga, I'm a fly ass
Speaker 1: motherfucker bigger. And what's crazy is I just want to
Speaker 1: pick that up more. I want to pick that up
Speaker 1: because you gotta realize if people would agents and people
Speaker 1: wouldn't management, if they don't want to come up from
Speaker 1: agents is calling. He has to call himself. I called myself.
Speaker 1: You gotta I gotta deal. He gotta FaceTime his own self, Like, nigga,
Speaker 1: you gotta get up when I get the deal, Get
Speaker 1: the deal, dog. That's all I could say. And it's beautiful,
Speaker 1: like listen because before you get up on Jamie you
Speaker 1: and Jamie Fox because you said, um, I love that
Speaker 1: about comedians. You know, when I seen that Dave Chappelle
Speaker 1: produced Earthquakes, yes, yes, yes, specially, I sat back and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn to me, we're gonna have earthquake
Speaker 1: on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But to me, that
Speaker 1: was like I don't want to say Dave old him that,
Speaker 1: because That's not what I'm trying to say, but that
Speaker 1: was like that was something I wanted, Like that was
Speaker 1: like I cain't homage. So when I had Jamie fox
Speaker 1: Is producing yours, I'm like, I'm not I don't know
Speaker 1: saying Jamie olds you because I don't even know y'all history.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, to me, that is what's
Speaker 1: supposed to be happening in comedy, is that you the
Speaker 1: people that white people who look at it and people
Speaker 1: over there and you know this is that guy. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you the strategy. Okay, when I snatched up
Speaker 1: my gaps, g R. Hugley Godfrey, Sadra Bullock, send the
Speaker 1: bullet to Yeah, all of them, Jesus the this is
Speaker 1: so cold head Anthony Michael Hall, John Lucas m sand
Speaker 1: bullet did put on poor Wriggins. Yeah. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Those guys I brought to my team because my style
Speaker 1: of comedy was so raw. I needed them, Like how
Speaker 1: Jamie FOXX, the white people like Jamie, they was my
Speaker 1: buffers to get me sadd the strategy getting them all
Speaker 1: the way in because now when we get in, we
Speaker 1: can make the move because the move was really about
Speaker 1: the man who's sitting behind exactly, So we put everybody
Speaker 1: in position. Now I come now the stage that I'm
Speaker 1: in my life. Now do I want to be in
Speaker 1: front of camera? I'll do baller blocking, But in actuality,
Speaker 1: I just want to I right, want to produce three
Speaker 1: movies that I know it's a blockbuster, and um that's
Speaker 1: pretty much it. I really, I'm not really a Hollywood
Speaker 1: kind of guy. Like I'm not. I'm not about Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I tell people that this entertainment world to me is
Speaker 1: I tell people I'm a businessman. Comedy is my side hustle.
Speaker 1: That's how I moved. I use comedy to put me
Speaker 1: in business. So I do a lot of things that
Speaker 1: has made me truly successful. It'll blow people away if
Speaker 1: they understood what I was sitting on. But again, we're
Speaker 1: from the streets. Yes, we don't come from that road.
Speaker 1: Like people talk about their tax money. Now, we never
Speaker 1: heard our parents talk about taxes never. Never have you
Speaker 1: ever heard your mother father bring up their taxes. But
Speaker 1: they talk about that shit. That's that's real. Yeah, hear
Speaker 1: about with you seeing a sty guy always polds it
Speaker 1: up with the background right right right, Yeah, it don't
Speaker 1: make no sense. So the rules have changed in this world,
Speaker 1: you know, hopefully men like us and your show like
Speaker 1: us a give um the young kids a blueprint and
Speaker 1: a manual um to go by and gentlemen listen again.
Speaker 1: I could I could stay here night because so obviously
Speaker 1: I'm saying some shit that when you know, when you
Speaker 1: get people's attention and everybody's listening, just look at you.
Speaker 1: Why you're what you're teaching right now is financial literacy, yes,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people don't understand that. A lot
Speaker 1: of people, uh, we think that we have to work
Speaker 1: for every single thing. We don't want to understand that
Speaker 1: there's there's ways, loopoles to earn your leaders. And that's
Speaker 1: what you're breaking down. And I think that's the reason
Speaker 1: why everyone is sitting here just looking because because they like,
Speaker 1: they didn't expect that. They think you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: just all comedy all yeah, actually school and not yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and that that's how my stand up is too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but you know, yeah, but here's a little bit
Speaker 1: more more different. Not because we don't expect that here, yeah,
Speaker 1: we expect you know what I mean? Yes, and how
Speaker 1: you breaking it down and you're giving people the actual
Speaker 1: guidelines to go and get it. That's that's appreciated because
Speaker 1: I know there's fans that's there. It's going to listen
Speaker 1: to everything you said and follow it because I want
Speaker 1: to I want people to get I want you to
Speaker 1: have money y'allah. Like yeah, you know you hear that
Speaker 1: sum and it always about money. I tell people you're
Speaker 1: shopping at the wrong place because it's about that mother bread. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. When and when I lay
Speaker 1: with a woman, she see how soft my skin is.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, What the fuck you doing?
Speaker 1: I tell a bit that's success. That ain't cash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's success. That's the fun. Listen, man, it ain't one
Speaker 1: thing about you. Man. You you do preach health, you
Speaker 1: do preach taking care of yourself. And it's so dope.
Speaker 1: It's so dope. It's so dope to see that balance.
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, because um, you know,
Speaker 1: like Patricio Neil, like like you know, um, one of
Speaker 1: the things I connected with Patrico Neil was about health.
Speaker 1: I had just lost forty pounds. That was about three
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty pounds, and I shout out, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so man, I can't. And I was speaking to him
Speaker 1: every day and that was something that he was on
Speaker 1: right before. So when you hear you say that, it's like, damn,
Speaker 1: you know how many of more patricious O'Neills are out
Speaker 1: there that that needs to hear that same exact thing.
Speaker 1: And um, so I appreciate that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because you know, they people see us here and they
Speaker 1: see us drinking and they think that we do this
Speaker 1: every day. We do this like once. It's a that's
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's good, but we have something we
Speaker 1: have to balance. You have to balance. But it's important
Speaker 1: for us to know. I mean, if it's a cross fit,
Speaker 1: you know, but it's important for you to speak that
Speaker 1: just now and to tell people listen, man, you can do.
Speaker 1: You can be on the road. You can go on
Speaker 1: the road with NWA, but still make sure you know,
Speaker 1: get your sleep, you go, let you get your rest
Speaker 1: and go get your check ups. And if you die,
Speaker 1: you're gonna die, but let not be let be fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, pet. You know what I'm saying, Like you
Speaker 1: want to take advantage of the shit off the chain.
Speaker 1: I'm just in Hawaiian. I'm not. I'm just in the
Speaker 1: Hawaiian couple of days. I'm in Miami. I'm getting me
Speaker 1: go to motherfucking parents and Milan friends. God damn it,
Speaker 1: you gotta sun on us that much. No, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm either gonna tem It's always a pleasure. I've never
Speaker 1: seen you and not laugh. I've never seen you and
Speaker 1: I had a good time. I've never seen you and
Speaker 1: just not felt blessed and totally listen to me. And
Speaker 1: when I pulled up and saw you outside, I felt onest.
Speaker 1: I say what the whole team was waiting on because
Speaker 1: you you Drink Champs. Man, You're gonna take a couple
Speaker 1: of pictures that you do some drops. Thank you so much. One.
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