WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Watch Me Whip

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels Second date Update. Today's second date update is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be pretty exciting because it's filled with celebrities. WHOA,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, Kevin is on the phone and today he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to do a second date update with a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named mary Anne, and apparently their first date involved a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of celebrities. Yeah, how, I want to know what's up, Kevin?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Hey, man? How are you doing? I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>So I hear your first date was a star studded affair, Like, yeah, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>what you do like take her out to some red

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<v Speaker 1>carpet event or something. No, my day was just talking

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<v Speaker 1>about celebrity gossips is the biggest letdown of her today.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't quite as exciting as I made it sound,

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<v Speaker 1>was it. Uh? No, it wasn't. Your email said that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys talked about celebrities the whole time. Why, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he was really into celebrities. She's really into

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<v Speaker 1>the kardash and all that. What's happening? I'm not. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea what's happening in that world? So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you meet this girl? We met on Tinder? Oh? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and did you have any idea that she was celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed before you went out with her. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>Towards the beginning of the date, she was going on

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<v Speaker 1>about all these celebrities, and I just told her, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not a part of that world. And five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes later, I'm like, Kim Kardashian did what I will

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<v Speaker 1>say as someone does a lot of celebrity gossip. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>your first date with Mary Anne was just YouTube gathering

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<v Speaker 1>about celebs. It's definitely something I never thought I'd end

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<v Speaker 1>up doing, but it's kind of fun. You know. We

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<v Speaker 1>went on for like two hours, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just went on because you know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know any of that. So I was asking her who's

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<v Speaker 1>married to? Who, who's dating? Who? I was I was

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<v Speaker 1>writing a map on my napkins us. So, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a second date update to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with her again? Or you just need some more celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>gossip just another fit? I wouldn't I wouldn't mind another

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity update because it's in a couple of days now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I definitely want to go on a deal with

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<v Speaker 1>her again too. Why do you want to go on

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<v Speaker 1>another date? What did you like about her? So much

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<v Speaker 1>other than the celebrity stuff. You know, as much as

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<v Speaker 1>she could talk, she just never stopped smiling. And I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was so great. That isn't one of the

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<v Speaker 1>sweetest things I think that anybody's ever said on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date. Update. What did the night end like? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to take her back to my place so

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<v Speaker 1>I could get on her what. Yeah, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>liked her smile a lot, and I was hoping i'd

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<v Speaker 1>get her back to my place so I could just

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<v Speaker 1>jump on her back right as we walked in the door.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just being honest with you, That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do. What did you guys do? So you

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<v Speaker 1>went out to eat or where were you when you

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about all the celebrity stuff. Yeah, we went

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<v Speaker 1>out to eat, and you know, after we ate, I

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<v Speaker 1>asked her, you know, let's go back to my place. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said yeah. So we went back to my place

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<v Speaker 1>and we were hanging out watching a movie, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>next Licks and chill, and I said, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go change in my room. I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>I come back, and she's gone, Wait, you pulled the

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna change to something more comfortable line. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>was dressed up for the occasion, you know, so I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to relax and kick back and dressing more comfortable clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and encourage her to do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not that she would change a bit, and hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>she would hopefully just get out of the clothes that

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<v Speaker 1>she was wearing. That's all you wanted, hey, Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then when you walked back out, there was like she

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<v Speaker 1>was nowhere to be found. She was literally gone and

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<v Speaker 1>the front door was wide open. Kid. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any idea why she would just jet like that? I

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<v Speaker 1>have no clue. Maybe she didn't like the movie It

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<v Speaker 1>was so bad that she ran out of your place,

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the door open and ran down the street. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there any chance that maybe, you know, in the couple

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<v Speaker 1>moments by herself, she was able to rethink the situation

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<v Speaker 1>and realize she didn't want to hook up with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know. It seems like a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>weird thing to do to just leave, did you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously you've tried to reach out to her, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean as soon as she was gone, I texted her

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<v Speaker 1>a few times, where did you go? And I just

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing back? Nothing, not one text message. Literally nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a good feeling. It's like this date didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even exist. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's kind of how

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<v Speaker 1>I feel. It is really weird, like no one would

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<v Speaker 1>know that I went on a date with her and

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<v Speaker 1>she was gone, And what am I going to tell

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<v Speaker 1>my friends? Maybe she was a little celebrity gossip angel

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<v Speaker 1>that just dropped out of having that at night to

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<v Speaker 1>share some updates with you and then leave open up

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<v Speaker 1>the gossip world for me. All right, Well, we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, comeback, call her and hopefully find out why

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<v Speaker 1>she just split from your place that night. And if

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<v Speaker 1>I might add, I'd like to get a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with her so I could get on her. Well, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do our best to help you get on her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Bud hang on, I think man brooking jubil in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of a second date update and

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just joining us. Kevin is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and today he wants to call a girl named Mary Anne.

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<v Speaker 1>All Kevin wanted from the date was to quote get

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<v Speaker 1>on her. But they went back to his place after

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out at a bar talking about celebrity gossip and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a moment when he said, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>slip into something a little more comfortable. Well he went

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<v Speaker 1>to go slip into whatever that comforting thing was, and

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<v Speaker 1>then when he came back, she was gone and the

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<v Speaker 1>door was still left open, so she just ran out

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<v Speaker 1>of his place. He tried texting or tried calling her

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<v Speaker 1>and has gotten no response. So it's a mystery where

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<v Speaker 1>did Mary Anne go? And will Kevin ever be able

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<v Speaker 1>to get on her? Vin's I mean, I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it, even if something happened, you know, even if

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<v Speaker 1>you know there was an emergency, or did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>say to her like, hey, I'm gonna go slim into

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<v Speaker 1>some more coumpable and then I'm gonna get on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and I didn't say the second part, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you said that, then I can understand you

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<v Speaker 1>be like, all right, I'm gonna leave. At no point

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<v Speaker 1>in the conversation did I say I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>on you. I just told you, guys, okay, good. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's a good decision. Kevin. It's not an object

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<v Speaker 1>you ride, Okay, it's not a fun Ferris wheel game.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you're doing it the wrong way. Then I agree, Kevin. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's give Mary Hanna call see if we can get

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<v Speaker 1>her on the phone and find out what we're wrong

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<v Speaker 1>that night. Okay, please, I'd really like to know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>to speak with Mary Anne. Hey, Mary Anne? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jebil and I host a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jewel in the morning. Hello, Okay, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Not much? How are you doing today? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm doing well. Confused, but any idea why I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you? I'm really hoping I want a big price.

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<v Speaker 1>You might have one a big price. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>know how tall he is or how much he weighs.

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<v Speaker 1>He could be big. I have no idea. What did

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<v Speaker 1>that mean? That means that one of our listeners emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us because they want to do a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>with you. What do you know what that is? Have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard the second date update before? I've heard it

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes on my commute. Okay, I'm now trying to think.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who's im going to date with? Well? His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Kevin. Oh rings a bell? It sounds like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it does. Well. We just talked to Kevin and he

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<v Speaker 1>told us that you guys met on tender and went

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<v Speaker 1>out for drinks. It spent a lot of time talking

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity gossip and stuff, and then went back to his place.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Okay, you guys know all of that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do. We also know that at one moment he

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<v Speaker 1>went to go change and then you just left. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did do that. He said that. He

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<v Speaker 1>said that you left in such a hurry that you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even bother to shut the door. Yeah. I got

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<v Speaker 1>out of there as quick as I could. Do You

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<v Speaker 1>mind telling us why? Um? I don't know. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>weird to air his dirty laundry, you know. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>he wants his dirty laundry aired. That's the whole reason

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<v Speaker 1>he emailed us. Yeah, but this is not It's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be great for him. Really. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if he knows what he's asking for. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I did a public service at this point. If you

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<v Speaker 1>had to leave a man's place that quickly, he needs

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<v Speaker 1>to know. So you guys are sure, yes, dying to know?

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to tell us you really want to know? Yeska,

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys basically know the whole date, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>unless there's anything he hasn't told us okay, so he

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<v Speaker 1>left to go to the bedroom to go change. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he was kind of in there for a while, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got kind of bored, so I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll surprise him in the bedroom, you know. I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be fun. Okay, So but I opened a

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<v Speaker 1>door a little bit and he didn't see me. But

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<v Speaker 1>he's laying out stuff on the bed. What do you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like clothes to change into or something? No, Like, god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so awkward, like stuff that he didn't clear

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<v Speaker 1>with me before, stuff that he didn't clear. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>just tell us, like, what's stuff? It was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>dark in there. I really couldn't see. There were a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of things, but I for sure saw a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of handcuffs and a whip on your first you're telling

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<v Speaker 1>me that he was laying out like perverted like objects

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<v Speaker 1>on the bed for you. Yes, he was preparing to

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<v Speaker 1>go all fifty sheets of gray on me. I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There is never a discussion beforehand, like what are you into?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you on the same page as me? No, talk

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<v Speaker 1>about celebrity goss the whole time. That is so forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure that's what you saw? I'm ninety nine

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<v Speaker 1>percent sure, and that's why I was scared, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I had to leave. He's into the handcuffs and whips,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, that's more of a relationship thing. Once

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<v Speaker 1>things get stale or something, or a second date, yeah whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, at least you talk about it before you

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<v Speaker 1>just bring it out. That's the point. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he couldn't at least picked a movie choice

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<v Speaker 1>to go with it. It breened me out, so I left. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, you think he's a pervert and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to him. I mean, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to shame anyone for their sexual preferences, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. I mean, I got scared. I left. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk to him. Okay, Well that's a shame,

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<v Speaker 1>because Kevin's actually on the other line listening and really

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<v Speaker 1>wants to talk to you right now. No, yeah, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hey, Marianne, whoa, Oh my god, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the phone. Well there, there's no other way

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<v Speaker 1>to get in contact with you. But now I realize

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<v Speaker 1>why you haven't. Uh oh, we gotta can't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>it without being kind of creeped out. Now, Kevin, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>give me a chance. Then give me a chance. I

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to say that, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was just a precaution. I didn't know that if you

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<v Speaker 1>were down with it. But I just wanted to be ready.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Kevin, what's your plan there? Like you start

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<v Speaker 1>making out with her and then you go, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it takes you, It takes you five minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what's needed, and I can, I can,

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<v Speaker 1>I can do it all. So you're you're a pleaser then, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>is what you're trying to say, I'm a what pleaser? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I was trying to do. If that was

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<v Speaker 1>something that she was into, I would have had her.

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<v Speaker 1>If it wouldn't be opposite, then I would have had her.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have held you, Marianne. I would have held

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<v Speaker 1>you if you wanted to be held, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>have whipped you if you wanted to be flipped. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>It just really freaking me out. I'm really glad I

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<v Speaker 1>ran out of the room. Well, for the record, those

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<v Speaker 1>handcuffs you saw it, they weren't for you, they were

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Kevin, Can you really not see how this is?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a little too much the first time you meet somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can definitely see how it could be

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<v Speaker 1>too much if it's not your type of thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if it's not your type of thing, then

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have presented it to you. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who you are. Everything you say, Kevin, just gets

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<v Speaker 1>creepier and creepier. How do you do it? I'm impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to be creepy. I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be real with you. I'm an honest person. That's me

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<v Speaker 1>at heart. Yeah, maybe a little too honest, Kevin. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>ask the question though, Maryanne, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a second date with Kevin? We will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. No, the handcuffs are not in my future,

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<v Speaker 1>and they shouldn't be a hit. Marianne. That's a shame,

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<v Speaker 1>because I can do lots of things. You saw one

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<v Speaker 1>part of me, and I can I can give you more.

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<v Speaker 1>And I really like your smile and every like I

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<v Speaker 1>really like to see you again. No, you freaked me

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<v Speaker 1>out beyond all retair. I am freaked out. All right. Well, well, Marianne,

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<v Speaker 1>if if you ever do come around to see the

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<v Speaker 1>joy of whips and and you know, handcuffs. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>here much if I change, sure I'll do that, but nope,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I will. All right, Well, Kevin, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry you didn't get a second day. Yeah. Well, at

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<v Speaker 1>least I know now why she left. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think you've ruined the dating game for every Kevin on

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<v Speaker 1>Tender ever after that. Maybe I helped it, Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>know them broken jewel. In the morning, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eight five nine two says I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why that girl won't go out with him again.

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<v Speaker 1>I love to go out with that guy. Talking about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update if you missed it, Kevin wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call a girl named Mary Anne who wasn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back after their date. When we got her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, we found out why. It's because they met

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<v Speaker 1>on Tender and they were messing around the couch and

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<v Speaker 1>she was actually ready to hook up with him. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to the bedroom real quick, gi a

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<v Speaker 1>little more comfortable, and she was gonna go surprise him

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<v Speaker 1>in the bedroom. And then when she went to the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>she saw him laying out like whips and handcuffs and

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<v Speaker 1>everything else. And then she wasn't interested all of a sudden, like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little bit too early. Yeah, you shouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>assume people like sushi, for instance, on a first date

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<v Speaker 1>whips and the whole time, the whole time she was

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<v Speaker 1>telling the story, you know what, I was thinking, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect opportunity for her to get on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with my friends at Advocateslaw dot com. Let's say you're

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<v Speaker 1>over at a friend's house and they pull out a

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<v Speaker 1>whip and whip you, and you don't like it and

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<v Speaker 1>it hurts a little too much. Maybe they're a little

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<v Speaker 1>too rough with the handcuffs. Well, you can call my

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<v Speaker 1>friends at Advocateslaw dot com their personal injury attorneys. They

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to talk to an attorney. I ain't on't pay

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars for their clients. It's Advocateslaw dot com. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin jumped the gun there on that a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just I just want to be prepared in case

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<v Speaker 1>you liked that there are ways to find out slowly

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<v Speaker 1>what somebody's into instead of just being like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>she's ready to go get this started. I gotta get everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Has anybody seen my Samurai sorder? I have to Who

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<v Speaker 1>knows if she's going to be into that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Patience is definitely key in that whole situation. Yeah. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second at update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>would call the person who didn't call you back.