Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels Second date Update. Today's second date update is
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty exciting because it's filled with celebrities. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's right, Kevin is on the phone and today he
Speaker 1: wants to do a second date update with a girl
Speaker 1: named mary Anne, and apparently their first date involved a
Speaker 1: lot of celebrities. Yeah, how, I want to know what's up, Kevin?
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey, man? How are you doing? I'm good?
Speaker 1: So I hear your first date was a star studded affair, Like, yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: what you do like take her out to some red
Speaker 1: carpet event or something. No, my day was just talking
Speaker 1: about celebrity gossips is the biggest letdown of her today.
Speaker 1: It wasn't quite as exciting as I made it sound,
Speaker 1: was it. Uh? No, it wasn't. Your email said that
Speaker 1: you guys talked about celebrities the whole time. Why, well,
Speaker 1: I guess he was really into celebrities. She's really into
Speaker 1: the kardash and all that. What's happening? I'm not. I
Speaker 1: have no idea what's happening in that world? So wait,
Speaker 1: how did you meet this girl? We met on Tinder? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: and did you have any idea that she was celebrity
Speaker 1: obsessed before you went out with her. You know what,
Speaker 1: Towards the beginning of the date, she was going on
Speaker 1: about all these celebrities, and I just told her, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just not a part of that world. And five
Speaker 1: minutes later, I'm like, Kim Kardashian did what I will
Speaker 1: say as someone does a lot of celebrity gossip. Man,
Speaker 1: your first date with Mary Anne was just YouTube gathering
Speaker 1: about celebs. It's definitely something I never thought I'd end
Speaker 1: up doing, but it's kind of fun. You know. We
Speaker 1: went on for like two hours, and you know, I
Speaker 1: just I just went on because you know, I didn't
Speaker 1: know any of that. So I was asking her who's
Speaker 1: married to? Who, who's dating? Who? I was I was
Speaker 1: writing a map on my napkins us. So, do you
Speaker 1: want to do a second date update to go out
Speaker 1: with her again? Or you just need some more celebrity
Speaker 1: gossip just another fit? I wouldn't I wouldn't mind another
Speaker 1: celebrity update because it's in a couple of days now.
Speaker 1: But I definitely want to go on a deal with
Speaker 1: her again too. Why do you want to go on
Speaker 1: another date? What did you like about her? So much
Speaker 1: other than the celebrity stuff. You know, as much as
Speaker 1: she could talk, she just never stopped smiling. And I
Speaker 1: thought that was so great. That isn't one of the
Speaker 1: sweetest things I think that anybody's ever said on a
Speaker 1: second date. Update. What did the night end like? Well?
Speaker 1: I wanted to take her back to my place so
Speaker 1: I could get on her what. Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 1: liked her smile a lot, and I was hoping i'd
Speaker 1: get her back to my place so I could just
Speaker 1: jump on her back right as we walked in the door.
Speaker 1: I was just being honest with you, That's what I
Speaker 1: wanted to do. What did you guys do? So you
Speaker 1: went out to eat or where were you when you
Speaker 1: were talking about all the celebrity stuff. Yeah, we went
Speaker 1: out to eat, and you know, after we ate, I
Speaker 1: asked her, you know, let's go back to my place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said yeah. So we went back to my place
Speaker 1: and we were hanging out watching a movie, you know,
Speaker 1: next Licks and chill, and I said, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go change in my room. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I come back, and she's gone, Wait, you pulled the
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change to something more comfortable line. Well, I
Speaker 1: was dressed up for the occasion, you know, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to relax and kick back and dressing more comfortable clothes,
Speaker 1: you know, and encourage her to do the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not that she would change a bit, and hopefully
Speaker 1: she would hopefully just get out of the clothes that
Speaker 1: she was wearing. That's all you wanted, hey, Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then when you walked back out, there was like she
Speaker 1: was nowhere to be found. She was literally gone and
Speaker 1: the front door was wide open. Kid. Do you have
Speaker 1: any idea why she would just jet like that? I
Speaker 1: have no clue. Maybe she didn't like the movie It
Speaker 1: was so bad that she ran out of your place,
Speaker 1: leaving the door open and ran down the street. Is
Speaker 1: there any chance that maybe, you know, in the couple
Speaker 1: moments by herself, she was able to rethink the situation
Speaker 1: and realize she didn't want to hook up with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It seems like a pretty
Speaker 1: weird thing to do to just leave, did you. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously you've tried to reach out to her, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean as soon as she was gone, I texted her
Speaker 1: a few times, where did you go? And I just
Speaker 1: got nothing back? Nothing, not one text message. Literally nothing.
Speaker 1: It's not a good feeling. It's like this date didn't
Speaker 1: even exist. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's kind of how
Speaker 1: I feel. It is really weird, like no one would
Speaker 1: know that I went on a date with her and
Speaker 1: she was gone, And what am I going to tell
Speaker 1: my friends? Maybe she was a little celebrity gossip angel
Speaker 1: that just dropped out of having that at night to
Speaker 1: share some updates with you and then leave open up
Speaker 1: the gossip world for me. All right, Well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, comeback, call her and hopefully find out why
Speaker 1: she just split from your place that night. And if
Speaker 1: I might add, I'd like to get a second date
Speaker 1: with her so I could get on her. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: do our best to help you get on her. Okay,
Speaker 1: Bud hang on, I think man brooking jubil in the morning,
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a second date update and
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Kevin is on the phone
Speaker 1: and today he wants to call a girl named Mary Anne.
Speaker 1: All Kevin wanted from the date was to quote get
Speaker 1: on her. But they went back to his place after
Speaker 1: hanging out at a bar talking about celebrity gossip and whatever.
Speaker 1: There was a moment when he said, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: slip into something a little more comfortable. Well he went
Speaker 1: to go slip into whatever that comforting thing was, and
Speaker 1: then when he came back, she was gone and the
Speaker 1: door was still left open, so she just ran out
Speaker 1: of his place. He tried texting or tried calling her
Speaker 1: and has gotten no response. So it's a mystery where
Speaker 1: did Mary Anne go? And will Kevin ever be able
Speaker 1: to get on her? Vin's I mean, I just don't
Speaker 1: get it, even if something happened, you know, even if
Speaker 1: you know there was an emergency, or did you ever
Speaker 1: say to her like, hey, I'm gonna go slim into
Speaker 1: some more coumpable and then I'm gonna get on you.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I didn't say the second part, okay,
Speaker 1: because if you said that, then I can understand you
Speaker 1: be like, all right, I'm gonna leave. At no point
Speaker 1: in the conversation did I say I want to get
Speaker 1: on you. I just told you, guys, okay, good. I
Speaker 1: think that's a good decision. Kevin. It's not an object
Speaker 1: you ride, Okay, it's not a fun Ferris wheel game.
Speaker 1: Well you're doing it the wrong way. Then I agree, Kevin. Well,
Speaker 1: let's give Mary Hanna call see if we can get
Speaker 1: her on the phone and find out what we're wrong
Speaker 1: that night. Okay, please, I'd really like to know what happened.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking
Speaker 1: to speak with Mary Anne. Hey, Mary Anne? How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jebil and I host a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jewel in the morning. Hello, Okay, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Not much? How are you doing today? Hi?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing well. Confused, but any idea why I'm
Speaker 1: calling you? I'm really hoping I want a big price.
Speaker 1: You might have one a big price. I don't really
Speaker 1: know how tall he is or how much he weighs.
Speaker 1: He could be big. I have no idea. What did
Speaker 1: that mean? That means that one of our listeners emailed
Speaker 1: us because they want to do a second date update
Speaker 1: with you. What do you know what that is? Have
Speaker 1: you heard the second date update before? I've heard it
Speaker 1: sometimes on my commute. Okay, I'm now trying to think.
Speaker 1: You know who's im going to date with? Well? His
Speaker 1: name is Kevin. Oh rings a bell? It sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does. Well. We just talked to Kevin and he
Speaker 1: told us that you guys met on tender and went
Speaker 1: out for drinks. It spent a lot of time talking
Speaker 1: celebrity gossip and stuff, and then went back to his place.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, you guys know all of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do. We also know that at one moment he
Speaker 1: went to go change and then you just left. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did. I did do that. He said that. He
Speaker 1: said that you left in such a hurry that you
Speaker 1: didn't even bother to shut the door. Yeah. I got
Speaker 1: out of there as quick as I could. Do You
Speaker 1: mind telling us why? Um? I don't know. It feels
Speaker 1: weird to air his dirty laundry, you know. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he wants his dirty laundry aired. That's the whole reason
Speaker 1: he emailed us. Yeah, but this is not It's not
Speaker 1: going to be great for him. Really. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he knows what he's asking for. I feel like
Speaker 1: I did a public service at this point. If you
Speaker 1: had to leave a man's place that quickly, he needs
Speaker 1: to know. So you guys are sure, yes, dying to know?
Speaker 1: So you have to tell us you really want to know? Yeska,
Speaker 1: So you guys basically know the whole date, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: unless there's anything he hasn't told us okay, so he
Speaker 1: left to go to the bedroom to go change. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was kind of in there for a while, you know,
Speaker 1: and I got kind of bored, so I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll surprise him in the bedroom, you know. I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: that would be fun. Okay, So but I opened a
Speaker 1: door a little bit and he didn't see me. But
Speaker 1: he's laying out stuff on the bed. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: like clothes to change into or something? No, Like, god,
Speaker 1: this is so awkward, like stuff that he didn't clear
Speaker 1: with me before, stuff that he didn't clear. Can you
Speaker 1: just tell us, like, what's stuff? It was kind of
Speaker 1: dark in there. I really couldn't see. There were a
Speaker 1: lot of things, but I for sure saw a pair
Speaker 1: of handcuffs and a whip on your first you're telling
Speaker 1: me that he was laying out like perverted like objects
Speaker 1: on the bed for you. Yes, he was preparing to
Speaker 1: go all fifty sheets of gray on me. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: There is never a discussion beforehand, like what are you into?
Speaker 1: Are you on the same page as me? No, talk
Speaker 1: about celebrity goss the whole time. That is so forward.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that's what you saw? I'm ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent sure, and that's why I was scared, and that's
Speaker 1: why I had to leave. He's into the handcuffs and whips,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, that's more of a relationship thing. Once
Speaker 1: things get stale or something, or a second date, yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: you guys, at least you talk about it before you
Speaker 1: just bring it out. That's the point. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I mean he couldn't at least picked a movie choice
Speaker 1: to go with it. It breened me out, so I left. Okay,
Speaker 1: So basically, you think he's a pervert and you don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to him. I mean, I don't want
Speaker 1: to shame anyone for their sexual preferences, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I mean, I got scared. I left. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to him. Okay, Well that's a shame,
Speaker 1: because Kevin's actually on the other line listening and really
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you right now. No, yeah, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, Marianne, whoa, Oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you're on the phone. Well there, there's no other way
Speaker 1: to get in contact with you. But now I realize
Speaker 1: why you haven't. Uh oh, we gotta can't listen to
Speaker 1: it without being kind of creeped out. Now, Kevin, Okay,
Speaker 1: give me a chance. Then give me a chance. I
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to say that, and it
Speaker 1: was just a precaution. I didn't know that if you
Speaker 1: were down with it. But I just wanted to be ready.
Speaker 1: You know, Kevin, what's your plan there? Like you start
Speaker 1: making out with her and then you go, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you know it takes you, It takes you five minutes,
Speaker 1: and you know what's needed, and I can, I can,
Speaker 1: I can do it all. So you're you're a pleaser then, Kevin,
Speaker 1: is what you're trying to say, I'm a what pleaser? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all I was trying to do. If that was
Speaker 1: something that she was into, I would have had her.
Speaker 1: If it wouldn't be opposite, then I would have had her.
Speaker 1: I would have held you, Marianne. I would have held
Speaker 1: you if you wanted to be held, and I would
Speaker 1: have whipped you if you wanted to be flipped. Wow.
Speaker 1: It just really freaking me out. I'm really glad I
Speaker 1: ran out of the room. Well, for the record, those
Speaker 1: handcuffs you saw it, they weren't for you, they were
Speaker 1: for me. Kevin, Can you really not see how this is?
Speaker 1: Maybe a little too much the first time you meet somebody.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can definitely see how it could be
Speaker 1: too much if it's not your type of thing. But
Speaker 1: you know, if it's not your type of thing, then
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have presented it to you. But I don't
Speaker 1: know who you are. Everything you say, Kevin, just gets
Speaker 1: creepier and creepier. How do you do it? I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be creepy. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: be real with you. I'm an honest person. That's me
Speaker 1: at heart. Yeah, maybe a little too honest, Kevin. I'll
Speaker 1: ask the question though, Maryanne, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on a second date with Kevin? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it. No, the handcuffs are not in my future,
Speaker 1: and they shouldn't be a hit. Marianne. That's a shame,
Speaker 1: because I can do lots of things. You saw one
Speaker 1: part of me, and I can I can give you more.
Speaker 1: And I really like your smile and every like I
Speaker 1: really like to see you again. No, you freaked me
Speaker 1: out beyond all retair. I am freaked out. All right. Well, well, Marianne,
Speaker 1: if if you ever do come around to see the
Speaker 1: joy of whips and and you know, handcuffs. I'll be
Speaker 1: here much if I change, sure I'll do that, but nope,
Speaker 1: I don't think I will. All right, Well, Kevin, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you didn't get a second day. Yeah. Well, at
Speaker 1: least I know now why she left. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think you've ruined the dating game for every Kevin on
Speaker 1: Tender ever after that. Maybe I helped it, Maybe we
Speaker 1: know them broken jewel. In the morning, I got a
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight five nine two says I
Speaker 1: don't know why that girl won't go out with him again.
Speaker 1: I love to go out with that guy. Talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date update if you missed it, Kevin wanted
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Mary Anne who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back after their date. When we got her on
Speaker 1: the phone, we found out why. It's because they met
Speaker 1: on Tender and they were messing around the couch and
Speaker 1: she was actually ready to hook up with him. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the bedroom real quick, gi a
Speaker 1: little more comfortable, and she was gonna go surprise him
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. And then when she went to the bedroom,
Speaker 1: she saw him laying out like whips and handcuffs and
Speaker 1: everything else. And then she wasn't interested all of a sudden, like, wait,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit too early. Yeah, you shouldn't even
Speaker 1: assume people like sushi, for instance, on a first date
Speaker 1: whips and the whole time, the whole time she was
Speaker 1: telling the story, you know what, I was thinking, that's
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Speaker 1: Kevin jumped the gun there on that a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's just I just want to be prepared in case
Speaker 1: you liked that there are ways to find out slowly
Speaker 1: what somebody's into instead of just being like, oh man,
Speaker 1: she's ready to go get this started. I gotta get everything.
Speaker 1: Has anybody seen my Samurai sorder? I have to Who
Speaker 1: knows if she's going to be into that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Patience is definitely key in that whole situation. Yeah. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second at update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: would call the person who didn't call you back.