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Speaker 1: You gotta move, gotta keep on moving. Now let's go

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Speaker 1: down to the one and only Garrett. Garrett, you have

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Speaker 1: some sound for us what I do. Let's start with

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Speaker 1: Mariah Carress. She's on with Stephen Colbert last night and

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Speaker 1: they started singing all I Want for Christmas as you

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Speaker 1: and Stephen might have missed up, messed up a word

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Speaker 1: or two, and Mariah let him knows, Yes, I just

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Speaker 1: watch you for Let's get a little part of the

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Speaker 1: D section. We'll see, yes, Mariah taking charge, Yes Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about Jim Carrey. So there is a documentary

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Speaker 1: and this is the story he told. My name is

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Speaker 1: Jim Carrey, and this is my Saturday Night Live audition.

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Speaker 1: The day I was auditioning for Saturday Night Live, I

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Speaker 1: got out of my car and I heard a voice

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Speaker 1: audition right after that. Hold on, it is the page. Okay, yes, okay, goods.

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Speaker 1: But he took that as a sign um. All right,

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Speaker 1: So let's we were talking about moons. By the way.

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Speaker 1: So this guy in Michigan was on he was in

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Speaker 1: court over Zoom and he decided to pull his pants

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Speaker 1: I want the record to replet that. Wow, the court

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Speaker 1: court his backside. I'm putting him in the waiting world,

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Speaker 1: the waiting room of Zoom. That'll show him. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: all right. So we all we know that this time

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Speaker 1: of the year, all the music list are coming out. Well,

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Speaker 1: TikTok decided to switch it up a little bit and

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Speaker 1: talk about their dating experiences in twenty twenty two. God,

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Speaker 1: welcome to my year in dating wrapped and for the

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Speaker 1: entirety of twenty twenty two, I was single, so let's

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Speaker 1: get to it. I went on a toll of forty

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Speaker 1: first dates, which I know is a lot. None of

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Speaker 1: them panned out very well, and one special lucky man

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Speaker 1: got more than seven days. So the most original first

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Speaker 1: date goes the guy who brought me to a water park.

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Speaker 1: And I fell in love two times this year, and

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Speaker 1: actually got married once. That's for a different story. The

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Speaker 1: overall result is I am still single. Oh interesting though.

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Speaker 1: That's that's her year in review and dating. She's still

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Speaker 1: single after forty days. All right, let's talk about this.

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Speaker 1: So we all know the smash hit from David gettabebe

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Speaker 1: rexas sampling Eiffel sixty five. Well, I think we might

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Speaker 1: have found a new one smash mouth in NiFe sixty five.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this. How do they do that? I know

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Speaker 1: it's all computers in such Yeah. Yeah, somebody over there

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Speaker 1: is very creative. So earlier in the show, Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: Andrew are convinced they're going to jail based off of

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Speaker 1: planting a potato in their friend's apartment and the potato

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Speaker 1: will give off fumes and kill their friends. They are convinced.

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Speaker 1: They thought it'd be fun just to put a potato

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Speaker 1: in someone's house and let it grow sprouts and things.

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Speaker 1: But you didn't know it's killing them. I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Now I know. So there's a YouTube channel by the

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Speaker 1: guy's name is brew. There's over one and a half

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Speaker 1: million views on this video, posted about a year ago,

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Speaker 1: people have died from potatoes being in rooms. Had you

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Speaker 1: known potatoes, while delicious, boiled, mashed, or stuck in a stew,

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Speaker 1: can become incredibly toxic if they're improperly stored. It's because,

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Speaker 1: believe it or not, potatoes are actually a variant of nightshade.

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Speaker 1: Members of the Solanacei family of plants include tomatoes, eggplant, peppers, tobacco,

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Speaker 1: goji berries, and even petunias, but the family may be

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Speaker 1: most known by its most dangerous species, deadly nightshade. If

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Speaker 1: deadly nightshade sounds familiar to some of you, it's probably

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Speaker 1: because you've heard it mentioned in movies and books. It

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Speaker 1: appears in Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, used as

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Speaker 1: a poison to incapacitate mad scientist doctor Finkelstein. The plant

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Speaker 1: has also used multiple times in Game of Thrones as

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Speaker 1: a sleeping aid and as a poison to execute one

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Speaker 1: particular individual in season seven. So you knew all along,

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Speaker 1: without knowing all along, that potatoes will kill you. I

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Speaker 1: you go. We gotta get that potato out, Andrew. I

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Speaker 1: have a fake bottle of Nightshade at home because it's

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Speaker 1: from Tim Burton's. Yeah, you do that kind of work

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Speaker 1: with that. You're a good America. Thank you. Run for

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Speaker 1: your life, are you okay? I don't know. I'm choking.

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Speaker 1: I'm dying every five seconds, aren't we all