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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, Mini episode, motherfucking mini everis.

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Speaker 2: This is dedicated to the niggas that was down from

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Speaker 2: day one. Welcome to death bro. There it is there

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Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's an.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about the episode coming back. You're back A Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I love that double voice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that Uh. We we got an email. We received

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Speaker 2: one of those coveted emails. We're always asking you for them.

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Speaker 3: Send more.

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Speaker 2: We love when you guys send them. We make fun

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Speaker 2: of you privately and publicly after you do it, but

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Speaker 2: we do.

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Speaker 3: Send funny pictures too. Start sending fun of pictures. That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let us look at you. Let's get eyes on

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Speaker 2: that thing. No, you ain't gotta show us who. We're

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Speaker 2: not soliciting. This is just so we can know what

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Speaker 2: you the person who had the confidence to write two

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Speaker 2: idiots about what should be very private thoughts.

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Speaker 3: Crazy. It's crazy to me that you sit down and

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Speaker 3: do it I'm like so thankful that you do it.

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Speaker 3: But that's wild. Yeah, what part of your day is that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you weren't supposed to be thinking about this, and

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Speaker 2: when you did, you were supposed to stuff that down

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Speaker 2: real deep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you were supposed to get on the computer or

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Speaker 3: your Samsung Galaxy phone.

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Speaker 2: And you gotta get outlooked for os.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, that's just like, that's the cost of

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Speaker 3: doing business. That's the cost of doing business right now,

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Speaker 3: it's not it's not a crazy.

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Speaker 2: Ask, but no, you guys are sick, sick individuals to

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Speaker 2: send it, and we appreciate it so much. And this,

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Speaker 2: this listener is no exception. We got an email from

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Speaker 2: a person who referred to themselves as super Tea, like

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Speaker 2: that super t sent us an email and they said

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Speaker 2: high links and David, I've been a loyal listener since

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Speaker 2: jump thanks for always making me laugh, although not so

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Speaker 2: good when I'm on a seven mile run and literally

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Speaker 2: have to stop because I'm crying so hard.

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Speaker 3: Weird. There's nothing I can relate to less.

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Speaker 2: I run often, but seven sounds.

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Speaker 3: Not for me.

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Speaker 2: This nigga crid at the Eiffel Tower.

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Speaker 3: Don't don't do that. Don't do that that was a

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Speaker 3: one time.

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Speaker 2: Let's just let that riff die. We got an email

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Speaker 2: from Super Tea. They gave us very nice compliments right up, tot,

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Speaker 2: but then they get into the conspiracy. So here's what

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Speaker 2: my mama said to me, or told me. Black women

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Speaker 2: don't shave their legs. I don't know if this is

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Speaker 2: a certain age of black women or not, but I'm

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Speaker 2: a gen xer, so maybe this is a generational thing.

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Speaker 2: Growing up in Gary, Indiana, I'm sorry. We spent many

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Speaker 2: summer days at Lake Michigan on the beach, and as

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Speaker 2: a kid, I noticed that my mom and the other

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Speaker 2: their legs. When I asked about it, that's when my

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Speaker 2: mom distinctly said, black women don't shave their legs. I

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Speaker 2: also went to an HBCU and although I'm although not

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Speaker 2: in the majority, there were girls there who didn't shape

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Speaker 2: their legs. What say you, I want to hear your

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Speaker 2: research on this, David, you're You've been a great addition

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Speaker 2: to the team. And Langston from one light bright to

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Speaker 2: another from the Chicago Land area. Let us know when

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Speaker 2: you turn black, all right, Super Tea.

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Speaker 3: That was she really got that in there at the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna assume that's a calm a little bit

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Speaker 2: and not a direct attack in my personhood. But I

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Speaker 2: think it's funny. Yeah, it's just being fun. But you

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Speaker 2: know what, I'm sensitive enough to take it both ways.

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Speaker 2: How about that? How about that Super Team? Maybe I

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Speaker 2: took it personally. I actually am one in African I'm

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Speaker 3: This is this is interesting to me because this is

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Speaker 3: don't know. I don't Okay, here's what I can say

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Speaker 3: that I know, and then I want to hear what

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Speaker 3: you know. I don't have any leg here. I don't

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Speaker 3: shave my legs. But I also just don't have any

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Speaker 3: It don't grow what it don't grow at all, which

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Speaker 2: Not to broom ladies. You gotta stop rubbing your hands together.

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Speaker 3: And I got a beard, but you get it.

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Speaker 2: The man's horning you yet, but you gotta relax.

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Speaker 3: But now I have no hair on my legs, so

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Speaker 3: I don't know if but I also know, and this

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Speaker 3: is you know what, You've really been forthcoming about things

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Speaker 2: I well, thank you for trying to match my vulnerability.

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Speaker 3: No problem.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's coming, but but I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I know that my mom shaved

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Speaker 3: You pretty I'm pretty sure I used that skintimate stell

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Speaker 3: you know what, you know, the one one of the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a good, a good lavender scented uh

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Speaker 3: I could have killed myself. Them sings were sharp and

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Speaker 3: not saved. But so I know that my mom shaved

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Speaker 3: her legs is really the point of all that. I

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Speaker 3: don't I don't noticing Harry legs women with Harry legs.

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Speaker 3: I don't have any memories of it. Really.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that I've ever personally come across a

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Speaker 2: I have, but I live in San Francisco. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 2: I don't consider them a reflection of a larger population

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Speaker 2: of people. I consider them a reflection of like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you're just making like a cultural choice whatever, you know

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Speaker 3: Like, right, it's like the same with the underarms.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it ain't like truly like, oh, you grew up

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Speaker 3: That, right, Yeah, I've never felt like I've seen it culturally,

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Speaker 2: I was like, whatever, Oh if you had, if like

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Speaker 3: Be cool with it. I think it depends on how

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.

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Speaker 3: That's if were like really Harry, I think it would

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Speaker 2: I ain't got it in me and I I'm not

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Speaker 2: And and certainly if my wife made that choice, I'm

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Speaker 2: not like immediately leaving. But but uh, but better believe

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Speaker 2: I'm packing a bag.

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Speaker 3: It would be now i'm thinking about it, it would

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Speaker 3: be a difficult adjustment because the feeling of smooth legs

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Speaker 2: I'm just too conditioned.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think I can. I think I

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Speaker 3: now I'm thinking, I'm like, I've also never really been

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Speaker 2: I I've seen women with like legit, like beautiful women

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Speaker 2: and I it's not intentional. I recognize that that is

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Speaker 2: a weird, patriarchal like leftover that I hope someday to

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Speaker 2: be able to pluck out of my reptilian brain and

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Speaker 2: and I'm I'm not gonna pretend like I do just

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Speaker 2: because it's correct, right.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean, it is definitely in my head. It's like,

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Speaker 3: if I think about it, it is it feels like a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know why women take

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Speaker 2: have very real legs. Yeah, I'm the exact opposite of you.

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Speaker 2: I'm hairless up top pretty much wow, and then very

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Speaker 2: hairy below the waist. Yeah, one big old sasquatch. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, My shit is like it's so much so it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got almost no chests there and never have.

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Speaker 3: And that's a crazy thing, all right, if we're gonna

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Speaker 3: some kind of American hormones in our food because my

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Speaker 3: many of the men in my family have beards like that,

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Speaker 3: like they'll get like little shits, but not like what

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Speaker 2: But I also think, yeah, it very well could be

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Speaker 3: I think that's like how Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We often associate certain racial groups and ethnicities with the

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Speaker 2: Asian people are not like synonymous with beards because I

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Speaker 2: And yeah, I just don't. Yeah, I just don't know

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Speaker 3: Who's the top of the beards? White people is probably

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Speaker 2: I think, certainly in the way that they've conditioned us

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Speaker 3: That beard culture is the worst shit in the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're real, you know, the top of

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Speaker 2: the top, it probably is white people being like we

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Speaker 3: You ever a beard guy? Fucking loser?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like when it's uh.

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Speaker 3: Even black beard guys where it's like, shut up.

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Speaker 2: It's I get it, man, you you grew hair?

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Speaker 3: Cool? I right. And I'm saying that as a as

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Speaker 3: a having a beard my entire adult life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like having a beard, and I plan to

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Speaker 2: keep one. But I'm never going to be a dude

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Speaker 2: that's like passionate about it.

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Speaker 3: I'd rather everybody else get out of here. Mm hmm,

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Speaker 3: Like I'd rather everybody else can stop having beards. What

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Speaker 3: do you need it for? Yeah, I'm running for myself. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just be you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're calling upon you because we have we have

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Speaker 2: new merch. We have very exciting merch that we are

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Speaker 2: now selling and it's it's fucking great. We love it

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Speaker 2: so much.

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Speaker 3: Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 3: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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Speaker 3: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

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Speaker 3: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

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Speaker 3: Right, we do old ladies shave their legs in general,

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Speaker 3: Well no, I just mean that they don't ever their

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Speaker 2: Oh that they just they're not even fucking like that anymore.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I do want to note Bey, our

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Speaker 2: Yea, all right, I got you. You're you're described Okay.

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Speaker 2: Bey was saying that they hair that women with Harry

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Speaker 3: And I will say to back up their point, to

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn is okay. I'm gonna say something that feels bad,

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Speaker 2: Way that this isn't this isn't infestation, This is just experimentation.

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Speaker 3: It feels like you could let it go in Brooklyn

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Speaker 2: I just want to see what it's like to stop

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: The we're all we're all fucking desperate and suffering. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna tell me not to go to shave my arms?

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Speaker 3: Well dressed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you and if you look fly enough, nobody's gonna

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Speaker 3: Damn it feels. It feels weird. It's weird to have

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Speaker 2: Oh, I will say, I am grateful for the arrangement

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Speaker 2: I think as a kid, I did not like having

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Speaker 3: What I mean. Like the first puberty thing though, is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like kicked in hard as like my first real thing,

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Speaker 3: I remember, I remember feeling the opposite way in like

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Speaker 2: I used to be jealous of people that had no hair,

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Speaker 2: look cool, everything's smooth, just like you're supposed to be

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Speaker 3: All right, relax, d It's cool, It's timeless.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm grateful. I thank God every day.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad my legs don't look like I rolled under

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Speaker 2: How about that, because put my feet under and do this.

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Speaker 2: So I guess for the but it does seem maybe

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that might be it. That's what that would be.

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Speaker 3: My guess with this.

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Speaker 2: Super tea is describing themselves as the gen xer disgusting.

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Speaker 2: And obviously if you are a gen xer, then you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's fair. I don't feel like I

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Speaker 2: Well, I think the the water made it real hard

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you've seen pictures of women from back in

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Speaker 3: the day, sure, Joseph and Baker picture, We've all.

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Speaker 2: Seen Dorothy Dandred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, any picture they took a Pam Greer man,

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Speaker 3: so she had it yet it Denver's Findings, you know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you know she was my mom on TV.

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Speaker 2: I do know that. I do know that we talked

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Speaker 2: And so now I and now I do, and now

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Speaker 2: I I have a weird feeling about uh expressing how

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Jackie Brown. Uh so, yeah, she was

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Speaker 3: chained to a white lady. Black I'm a white mama.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't remember that movie. It was one of

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, this isn't about pim.

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Speaker 2: Uh and and super tea. It sounds like, feel free

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Speaker 2: we're not here to decide that for you. But if

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Speaker 2: your mom led us to believe. It seems like it's

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Speaker 2: it's more a generational thing. And and uh, with our

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Speaker 3: We will nip that ship in the buz.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. The kids are going to be all right.

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Speaker 3: You start them on there.

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Speaker 2: Put these chemicals on your legs, kids, so destroy the nerves.

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Speaker 2: Hair can't grow where you can't feel it.

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