1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: My husband swears he won't cheat again. I believed him, 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: but now I'm not so sure. 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 2: I don't know what he's not a thucket time when 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 2: you should have already been not sure on the first time. 5 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Wow. My ex, who will call Mike hate Mike and 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: I were together since we were fourteen and got married 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: at twenty two. Wow. We have two kids together, fifteen 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: female and eleven male. My ex's work takes him all 9 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: over the country for a week every quarter, and on 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: one of those trips, guess what he did, Sam, what 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: do you do? He bought gifts for the family. Just kidding, 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: he hooked up with one of his coworkers. This is okop. Yikes, yikes, 13 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: no family gifts today. No. 14 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 2: You know, when he said to you, was gonna, you know, 15 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 2: just take some time off work. I think he met 16 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 2: to say he was taking some time while getting off 17 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 2: at work. 18 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: You know, I think that's exactly what happens. I never 19 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 1: thought he could do something like that because a relationship 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: was really solid. He confessed immediately after he got home. 21 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: I actually would have never found out if he didn't. 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: He begged me for forgiveness and said that he still 23 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 1: loved me, and it was a lapse in judgment, but 24 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: he said he would understand if I wanted a divorce, 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: which is what eventually happened. It was very amicable, and 26 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: he actually gave me more than I expected house, child support, alimony, 27 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: et cetera. 28 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 3: Okay, so at least he's like treating her right a 29 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 3: little bit. 30 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: You know, it sounds like he made a big mistake 31 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: and now everything's fine, and now it's all good. Right, 32 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: it's at least stoning up to it. Well, we'll give 33 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 1: him that. We'll give him that. I'm and doing like well, 34 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: I guess you should in that scenario. It was a 35 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: slow process, but over the years we became friends again 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: and have a very good co parenting dynamic. Mike's a 37 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: great father and the kids still love him. I got 38 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: married three years after, and he was like, okay, so 39 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: she got married. Okay, there we go, there we go, 40 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: and Mike was very supportive. That is good. Now. I 41 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: divorced my second husband two years ago, so we're on 42 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: divorce numero dose here. This was because he changed his 43 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: mind on kids. I wanted one last baby, and I 44 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:57,559 Speaker 1: guess he didn't. 45 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 2: It's interesting that like one more kid is the deal 46 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 2: breaker yeah, Like I feel like that's an interesting deal breaker, 47 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 2: Like I understand, like, oh I want kids, yeah, but 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 2: I want like three kids now. 49 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: Since the lockdown, Mike has been over frequently, and at 50 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: this point our relationship is so good that we don't 51 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: need to enforce any of the set visits and things 52 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: like that. Well, things have been getting hot and steamy 53 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: between Tello, but this has been going down between us 54 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: for the last few months, and then we started doing it. 55 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: I'm a woman with needs too, and to be very 56 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,239 Speaker 1: honest with you guys, he's still the best guy I've 57 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: been with after all these years. It's like our bodies 58 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: were made for each other. He's always joked that we 59 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: were prime Pippin and Jordan in a sack, and it 60 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: felt like we were back ten years ago when we 61 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: were still together. Just a few hours ago, Big Mike 62 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: brought up the idea of us getting back together. Big Mike, 63 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: he gave me the most genuine speech about how stupid 64 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 1: he was the night he cheated, and how he he 65 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 1: had never stopped loving me in the past ten years. 66 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: I was speechless and couldn't say anything, so he just 67 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: gave me his usual toothy smile and said it's okay, 68 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: I'll wait before driving home. My man is smooth Yoh. 69 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: Now I'm lying here in bed, typing this out. 70 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 3: Yes, she is. 71 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: I would be lying to you, guys, if I said 72 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: I didn't love him, I'd be lying. If I said 73 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: the last few months weren't the happiest I'd been in years. 74 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: And I'd be lying if I said I never forgave 75 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: him for cheating. If I had to decide right now, 76 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: I'd jump out of bed, drive to his house and 77 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: bring this for your house home. It's taking all my 78 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: willpower not to do so. I love him, However, I 79 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: also want to be thinking with my brain here quick 80 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: pros and cons. He's a great dad and the kids 81 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: would have him around more. He's a great provider. He 82 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: says he still wants kids, and I still love him. 83 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: The cons I don't know yet, but maybe there's something 84 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: you can help me with, any advice on how to proceed. 85 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 3: I mean, the cons are maybe cheats on you again. 86 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: It's been a few days now since I've posted and 87 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: read it has given me some solid advice. 88 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 3: What's that advice? Reddit? 89 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: I'm very grateful because this helped me calm down and 90 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: not give into my impulses. I think she's going to 91 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: she's gonna draw it out on us. The morning after 92 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: I posted, I texted Big Mike saying that I needed 93 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: some time and space to think about everything. He then 94 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: replied with I've waited ten years. I can wait a bit. 95 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 3: Longh Man is smooth as fuck. 96 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: Oh smoothest but oh. When the kids woke up, our 97 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: son was looking for his big daddy. 98 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 3: There's no way, oh said that. 99 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: He's at the gate now and he's pretty much idolized 100 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: his dad. I get why, though. Mike is an amazing dad, 101 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: and our daughter gave me the stink eye all morning, 102 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: so I guess they know, like what time it is, 103 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: they know what's what's happening right now. After lunch, when 104 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: our son was in his room playing video games, my 105 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: daughter confronted me about Mike post now. She basically said 106 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: how she knew that there was something going on. She 107 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: said that she didn't want our fighting to affect Yeah, 108 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: I me, daddy, I hear you, yell. Yeah, she thought 109 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 1: we were fighting. Now. The divorce affected her, but not 110 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 1: as badly as expected. We made sure to get her 111 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: counseling immediately after and made extra sure that her life 112 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: was as normal as possible. I'm not going to delude 113 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: myself and think that she wasn't hurt by it, but 114 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident in saying that we've dealt with it 115 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: pretty well. I then had the conversation about how we 116 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: weren't fighting, but quite the opposite. Little lady, we were 117 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: thinking about getting back together. Oh. She thought about it 118 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: for a while and said that she was happy for 119 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: us and hoped it was forever this time. The next day, 120 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 1: I dropped my kids off at my parents' house so 121 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: I could talk to Mike at his place. We had 122 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: a long talk about how we felt and about each other, 123 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: what we planned to do about it going forward, and 124 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: what he planned to do next time we hit a 125 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 1: rough patch, especially since we plan on having a third kid. 126 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: He told me that night he cheated still haunted him. 127 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: Ten years later. He told me how it wasn't worth 128 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: it one bit and how it was the biggest mistake 129 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: of his life. He said, if he ever hit a 130 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: rough patch again, we would talk talk about it like adults. 131 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 1: We even suggested we do couples counseling every now and then, 132 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: even when times are good. I liked this idea. There 133 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 1: are some details about the conversation that I want to 134 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,479 Speaker 1: keep private, but long story short, we got back together. 135 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,679 Speaker 1: We're going to take it slow and in every step 136 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: we take. We both agreed that our children would take 137 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,159 Speaker 1: priority over everything. He's not going to move in yet, 138 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: but he would spend a few nights a week with 139 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 1: us at home. Later that night, we sat the kids 140 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 1: down and broke the news. Daughter didn't say much because 141 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: she already knew, but our son was over the moon. 142 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure he's like, my parents are getting back together. 143 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: Very nice. Since we divorced when he was a baby, 144 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: the concept of both of his parents being together is 145 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: still quite new to him. They obviously asked questions and 146 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: we answered them. We're also planning on doing family counseling 147 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: to make the transition easier for everybody. Overall, I'm really 148 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: happy right now. Mike made a mistake ten years ago, 149 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 1: but I don't hold it against him, and I've completely 150 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: forgiven him for it. I know he loves me now 151 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 1: and won't cheat on me anymore. I'm back together and 152 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: now with the love of my life, the father of 153 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: my kids, and I couldn't be any happier. 154 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 3: Good for you. Op. 155 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so the first story has already got 156 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 2: me laughing before I've even started, like actually going through it. 157 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 3: I'm very excited to share. 158 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good one. I can tell I already. 159 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: I'm buckled in. 160 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 3: Today I eft up. 161 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 1: You can't even say it. You can't even say it. 162 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 2: Today I eft up by taking double my normal dose 163 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 2: of Adderall at eight pm, then masturbating for nine hours straight. 164 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: That's amazing. 165 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 2: All right, all right, this is honestly one of the 166 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 2: stupidest and most embarrassing things I've ever done, and I 167 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 2: just feel like confessing will help me feel like less 168 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 2: of an idiot. 169 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: Not really still pretty dump. 170 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 2: So for context, I take twenty five milligrams of Adderall 171 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 2: XR on most mornings and had taken it yesterday. Also Okay, Well, 172 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 2: the day was coming to an end and I could 173 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 2: tell my meds had mostly worn off. But I don't 174 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 2: really have anything to do until Monday, and there was 175 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 2: a book that I had been meaning to read, so 176 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 2: I figured I would stay up reading just because I could. 177 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, stop, this all started because you wanted to 178 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 1: read a book. 179 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you had noble intentions. 180 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: Bro, this guy's an idiot. I'm sorry. 181 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 3: It goes downhill fast. 182 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 2: The problem is that it's hard for me to read 183 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,959 Speaker 2: without my meds. So I just thought that I would 184 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 2: take some in the evening, stay up all night, then 185 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 2: fix my sleep schedule over the weekend, which is a 186 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 2: terrible idea, like, yeah, I don't know. 187 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: Why to do something, use like a use a flash 188 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: card or something. Yeah you read. 189 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what you're doing. 190 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: Man. 191 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 2: Where I messed up though, is for some reason, I 192 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 2: thought it would be a good idea to take double 193 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 2: my normal dose, which would make it fifty milligrams, which 194 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 2: is pretty close to the max that is prescribed and 195 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 2: way higher than I'm. 196 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: Used to it. Yeah, that's that'll do it. 197 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 2: So I took fifty milligrams at eight pm, and it 198 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 2: kicked in around nine pm. Then at about ten pm 199 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 2: I started masturbating the plan. 200 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 3: I love how you I has a plan, the. 201 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 2: Plan, the masturbation plan, the master plan, the master. 202 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:36,079 Speaker 1: Plan, the master plan. I just got that. 203 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,920 Speaker 2: The plan was to masturbate for maybe thirty minutes max, 204 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 2: take a shower, read for a couple hours, then either 205 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,440 Speaker 2: watch a movie. 206 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:45,800 Speaker 3: Or go to sleep. 207 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: Thirty minutes. 208 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 3: That's a long time. 209 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: That's a long time to masturbate, like the break maybe, 210 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he's a workhorse, but thirty minutes masturbating good. 211 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 2: So if you've ever taken these types of stimulant meds, though, 212 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 2: you know that whatever you're doing when it kicks in, 213 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 2: that's what you're gonna be doing for a while. And 214 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 2: it was even worse now because it took twice what 215 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 2: I usually think. 216 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,720 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I ended. 217 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 2: Up edging myself for literally about five or six hours. 218 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 3: Wow, masturbating normally for about three which. 219 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 1: I'm masturbating normally. No, what does normally? No, there's no normally. 220 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 1: First of all, Also, like you know all the biagra commercials, 221 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,079 Speaker 1: they're like, if you're hard for four hours, call your doctor. Bro, 222 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,960 Speaker 1: he needs a whole surgeon team in this. 223 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to, like the whole r You got 224 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 2: the emergency room, all the staff coming in because you 225 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 2: have been hard for nine hours. 226 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 3: That is not normal. Please consult the doctor if you 227 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 3: are experiencing that. 228 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 1: Wow. 229 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 2: So I think the adderall kind of kept me from finishing, 230 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,440 Speaker 2: so I could just keep going. And it was probably 231 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 2: the most hyper focused moment of. 232 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: My life. 233 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 2: Is just so up mad, so all good things must 234 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,079 Speaker 2: come to an end. I finally finished about two hours 235 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:11,559 Speaker 2: before making this post, and my dick just hurts, definitely 236 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 2: because I kind of agitated the skin because a portion 237 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 2: of it was done without any lube. 238 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 3: Which why, why, dude, you're. 239 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 2: Giving yourself an Indian burn? Did you ever get an 240 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 2: Indian burn when you were like in middle school, high. 241 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 1: School or whatever? Of course on your freaking penis? 242 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, you got that needs recovery time. Gosh. 243 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 2: Also, I just generally feel like shit, which most people 244 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,959 Speaker 2: probably would from either masturbating for nine hours of course, 245 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,679 Speaker 2: or having a bunch of emphetamines in their system, let alone. 246 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,040 Speaker 1: And staying up all night and staying up all night 247 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: all night. 248 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to masturbate for the next month, 249 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 2: and I'm not picking adderalls for a few days either, 250 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,000 Speaker 2: My guy, that is the prescription that you should have 251 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,479 Speaker 2: no masturbating. 252 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: Where is that doctor? Where was that don't masturbate for 253 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: nine hours? Very simple. It shouldn't have to be a 254 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 1: prescription for a rule. 255 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 3: There shouldn't be a rule that you did. 256 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 2: But I guess all right, in our ten command, that's 257 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 2: number eleven. Yeah, that's number eleven. Do not masturbate for nine. 258 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: Hours on adderall? So, god, all right, what to even 259 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:21,680 Speaker 1: say about this one? 260 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I think I'll just leave it 261 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 3: at that. Don't masturbate for that long and too long? 262 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 2: It's too long, honestly, like, like, what what's the average 263 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 2: masturbation time? 264 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 3: Let's look it up? 265 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: Around or less than five minutes? 266 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 3: How you got that so quick? Do you have that 267 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 3: in your brain? 268 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: I'm guessing. I'm guessing. 269 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 3: Okay, I just know he's like arounder five minutes. I 270 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 3: researched this. Masturbation experts are in that's me. Okay. 271 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 2: Seventy eight percent of all Americans age fourteen and older 272 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:47,680 Speaker 2: have said they masturbated. 273 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,719 Speaker 1: Fun fact apparently the laboratory. 274 00:12:54,520 --> 00:13:00,000 Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll just read this. The ejaculation latency sign 275 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 2: was highest during intercourse and then the lowest was during 276 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 2: masturbation median four point eight nine minutes. 277 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,720 Speaker 1: I was pretty spot on. 278 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 2: Yeahs, come at me a journey masturbation facts. 279 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: Gosh, we got to cover. I think I need to 280 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: take a shower. 281 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,720 Speaker 2: I know, even after reading that, dude too much, too 282 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 2: much thinking about master bass doing over nine hours. 283 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: I do not care if you have cancer. My child 284 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: deserves a saint. 285 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,320 Speaker 3: Uh wow, come out swinging, Coming out swinging. 286 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 1: This one's a little backstory. About a year ago, I 287 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,560 Speaker 1: was diagnosed with the cancer in the naval cavity stage two. 288 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 1: The tumor was quite large, but thankfully it is contained. Basically, 289 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: it's not spreading anymore, so that's good, good, good to 290 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: get it removed. I first had to undergo aggressive chemo 291 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 1: therapy to make it smaller. Thanks to the chemo, I 292 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 1: had severe alopecia hair loss, which made most of my 293 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: hair and even eyebrows and eyelashes fall out. That sucks. 294 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 1: At some point I had to go bald, but I 295 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: wore a wig because I didn't want to look like 296 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,960 Speaker 1: a skinhead slash neo Nazi. Note I'm six four and 297 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: pretty muscular, so I thought people would assume that. 298 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,880 Speaker 3: Subtle flex, okay, subtle flex heer. 299 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. 300 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if it's even a subtle flex. 301 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 2: Like I'm super buff, but people think, come into you 302 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 2: a Nazi. I guess a. 303 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 1: Mixed flex A mix mixed flex A makes flex mixed flex. 304 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 3: I like that. 305 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 1: So once after a long chemo session in the hospital, 306 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,280 Speaker 1: I took the bus home. There's only one bus that 307 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: goes from the hospital to where I live, so I 308 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: took that one, only to see it was absolutely packed. 309 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 1: I felt like ish thanks to the chemo, so I 310 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: asked a middle aged dude to let me sit. He 311 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: was very understanding and gave me a spot without complaining. 312 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 1: Two stops later, Enter entitled. 313 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 2: John, you got a mouth right like yeah, I do, Yeah, 314 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,520 Speaker 2: And he got some sweet lips. And everybody listening has 315 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,560 Speaker 2: a beautiful mouth that we have to fill with food 316 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 2: to survive. 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A lovely whale within a lovely whale rose. 359 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,960 Speaker 1: A lovely whale with an I demand a parley with 360 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,640 Speaker 1: the CEO haircut, and a twelve some year old kid. 361 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love all those descriptions. All those 362 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 3: descriptions are just purpose. 363 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,520 Speaker 1: Super solid. It took her roughly five seconds to see 364 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,159 Speaker 1: that the bus was packed and started looking for a 365 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,199 Speaker 1: free seat, spot me and start marching towards me, or 366 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: in her case, just trying to squeeze through the aisles 367 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 1: while shoving others aside. When I saw her, I knew 368 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,399 Speaker 1: I was screwed. She then stood next to me and 369 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:44,200 Speaker 1: decided to talk to me. This is the conversation that followed, Hey, 370 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,119 Speaker 1: could you let my child sit down? You mean me? 371 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 1: Who else? Me? Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm on my 372 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,719 Speaker 1: way to the hospital. And she cuts them off, so 373 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,359 Speaker 1: are we, which was nonsense because the stop was a 374 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 1: few kilometers away from the hospital, so there's no way 375 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 1: they could have been coming from the hospital. 376 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 3: Ridiculous. 377 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,240 Speaker 1: My boy just broke his leg and we're coming straight 378 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 1: from the er and her kid was standing next to 379 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: her without any support, and he was clearly embarrassed. 380 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,680 Speaker 2: Which, honestly like, if you have a mom like that, 381 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 2: your life is going to be embed That honestly sucks. 382 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 1: I feel bad for the children of the entitled parents 383 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,440 Speaker 1: that aren't the same. 384 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 2: Some of the at least eighteen years of just subjugation under 385 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,200 Speaker 2: a dumb dictator also shout out to my mom. 386 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 3: I love you, mom. 387 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,119 Speaker 1: Yes, not an evil dictator. 388 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 389 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: So the kid was standing there slightly embarrassed me. He's 390 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,840 Speaker 1: standing next to you, completely fine, entitled mom. Look here, boy, 391 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: I'm twenty one years old. He a my kid deserves 392 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: to sit down me. Look, ma'am, I'm sorry, but I 393 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: just got back from a chemo session in the hospital 394 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,919 Speaker 1: and I need to sit down and rest. And then 395 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 1: I moved my wiggle little bit so she could see 396 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: my bald head. The entitlement then started straight up yelling 397 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: in my face, stop making excuses and get off the 398 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 1: effing seats, you effing skinhead piece of ish. 399 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 3: No, she hit him right where hes. He just didn't 400 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 3: want to be known as his skinhead. Seriously, he showed 401 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 3: this vulnerable moment where he's like, see, I don't have 402 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 3: any hair underneath here, and she just ripped him to shreds. 403 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,120 Speaker 1: And just please imagine, you just learned, like you want 404 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,159 Speaker 1: to sit the down down somewhere on the bus. You 405 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: just learned someone has cancer. And that's your h that's 406 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: your response, that's your response. This. She could be the 407 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: worst entitled parent that we've seen yet. At this point 408 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 1: I was baffled. I would be too. 409 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,480 Speaker 2: Also, I don't know how anyone on the bus has 410 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,280 Speaker 2: it been, Like lady calmed down. 411 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,680 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. Our hero is our hero is? Yes, 412 00:19:57,119 --> 00:20:00,040 Speaker 1: my hero. So at this point I was baffled. I 413 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say. The kid was trying 414 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,040 Speaker 1: to make his mother stop, and we had the attention 415 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 1: of the entire bus. She then grabbed me and tried 416 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 1: to yank me from my seat. You just grab someone 417 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,920 Speaker 1: who's going through chemotherapy with cancer and tries to yank 418 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 1: them out of her seat. Come on, what I held 419 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 1: on tight and thankfully didn't fall off. Now do enter, 420 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: Old Gentleman, my savior, Old gentlemird, Old gentleman. 421 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 3: You are entering and you are saving the day. 422 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:37,199 Speaker 1: My knight in shining armor. He has now into the 423 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: chat og. Will you please shut the f up? You 424 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: don't cow hurdie, you think you're talking to Og with 425 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:50,679 Speaker 1: an ice cold voice. Stop assaulting our passengers or I 426 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:56,479 Speaker 1: will be forced to step in. Wow. Also, every dumb 427 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: moron can see that this man guys cancer. 428 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 3: Wow. 429 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 1: No, he's just an effing skinhead. He's got no eyebrows. 430 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:12,920 Speaker 1: You twat. Seems like he really offended the title mom 431 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:16,119 Speaker 1: with that one, because she's spun around on the spot 432 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:23,199 Speaker 1: and threw a falcon punch at Old Gent's face. I 433 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,080 Speaker 1: was shocked and in disbelief. The whole bus was flabberg acid, 434 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 1: and the kid probably wished he'd never been born. I 435 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: probably went to Old Gent then said something unbelievable, and 436 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: a golden sweet Karma moment followed. Old Gent. Okay, that 437 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 1: does it? Grassing passengers on the bus, physical assault against 438 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: a passenger and now assaulting an officer. No, you're in 439 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 1: deep trouble. 440 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 3: Way undercover car. 441 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: Gent then pulled out a badge and told her to 442 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,760 Speaker 1: stay where she was. Then he pulled out his phone 443 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 1: and called someone and told her that she was being arrested. 444 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,399 Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. 445 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:19,520 Speaker 2: Wow, the old gent was literally a cop, an undercover 446 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 2: bus cop. 447 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 1: Could you imagine? Like, seriously, at this point, entitled mom 448 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 1: was white as a wall, as she should be. 449 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 3: You should be scared out of your bageebus right now. 450 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: You should. The bus had just come to a stop, 451 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,119 Speaker 1: so she decided she'd make a run for it, but 452 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: other passengers, more heroes, blocked her way. She then got 453 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 1: charged with resisting arrest thanks to this an extra charge. 454 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,360 Speaker 3: I love who he's like. Thanks to this, more charges, 455 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,160 Speaker 3: more charges, racking. 456 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,720 Speaker 1: It up, baby, making it rain with these charges. Three 457 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 1: stops later, a police car was waiting for the entitled 458 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,800 Speaker 1: mom and kid. The entitled kid told me he was 459 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,960 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for his mother's behavior, and I honestly 460 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 1: felt really sorry for the kid. He wasn't a bad child, 461 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 1: but his mother was a hell spawn. 462 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,639 Speaker 2: And I just again, the kid dude, He's like the 463 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,639 Speaker 2: poor kid, I'm sorry my mom, Like it's probably like, 464 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, my mom's doing this again, Like this isn't 465 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 2: the first. 466 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh, definitely this is repeat behavior. Definitely never 467 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,960 Speaker 1: probably never assaulted an officer. 468 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 3: Though hopefully she learned her lastes. 469 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,640 Speaker 1: We can only pray. 470 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 3: Here's the slammer. 471 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: Og then talked to me and asked me if I 472 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 1: wanted to press charges, to which I gladly said yes, 473 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: as you should. He took a statement and thankfully was 474 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 1: kind enough to let me solve everything on the phone, 475 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 1: so I didn't have to come into the police station 476 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: for questioning. That was awesome, you know, doing him a solid. 477 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,639 Speaker 1: In the end, entitled mom got some jail time, although 478 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 1: I think it was only a few months, and community service. 479 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 1: I in return, got a good story to tell At 480 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:58,120 Speaker 1: the sweet taste of instant karma. I should also note 481 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,959 Speaker 1: that the surgery went really well. Is declared cancer free 482 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: in November, and my hair is starting to slowly return. 483 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,560 Speaker 3: Happy endings. 484 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: Also don't need to work so good. Absolutely, And to 485 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 1: top cherry on the cake, he doesn't need a wig anymore. Wow, 486 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: look at that. 487 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,720 Speaker 3: Look at that. Karma will always balance out. The good 488 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,720 Speaker 3: will always win. 489 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: This was This was definitely a roller coaster. 490 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you're having a bad week, just know 491 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,880 Speaker 3: things are going to turn around. 492 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 1: That's right. 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