WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: On Camera & On Patrol 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.200 pill poppers in the Penthouse, the clearinghouse of hot takes 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The fifth hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.920 Maller starts right now, in the air everywhere. Back at 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:38.199 it again, Ben Mallard and Danny G radio a brand 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:43.599 spanking new edition of the fifth hour, a podcast like 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:47.559 no other podcast. It really is a magic act. Who 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:51.200 Deny how we are able to pull this off every week? Danny, 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:55.520 we had a great benny versus the penny audition on Friday, 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.760 so hopefully you download that, and you better download it 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:03.240 today because when the Games kick off on Sunday it 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.840 suddenly becomes dated. So do your homework on the NFL 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:09.399 with Benny Versus Penny. But I'm excited. We did not 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:13.800 have a Saturday podcast last week, Danny, uh, not with us. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.520 We had George Nori on the podcast, so we did 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.119 not get to update our lives. I know people need 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.679 to know what's going on with our lives. Dan, it 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.400 was weird. I felt like you and I were distant 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:29.920 for a week. I know it really is like we're 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.800 sitting around at a coffee shop. I don't drink coffee, 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.560 but sitting around, just a couple of dudes talking about 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:40.800 their lives. There I want a mature guy. You know, 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:44.240 it's it's an amazing thing. Um. So on this edition 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:49.160 of the Fifth Hour we've got craft services leader in 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:55.280 the clubhouse and a pogo stick as well as backscratchers. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.280 So there's a lot to get to, but I wanted 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.040 to begin this now. Danny, I don't know if you're 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.120 you want to now oounce this here or I know 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:05.680 you talked about it on social media, but there was 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:10.920 a change made by the company this week and you 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:14.520 were actually part of that and I believe it is 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.639 good news. Danny. Is it not good news? I think 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.600 this is good. It sounded like good news to me. Yeah, man, 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.520 out of the ashes. To think that a year ago 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.360 I was almost on the beach, as we call it 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:29.760 in radio, because obviously when Clay Travis left to take 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:34.240 the limbos show, just kind of what's the word? Out 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:39.720 of luck? Yeah, Poop, poop, creek without a paddle. Uh. Yeah, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.600 I mean a lot of people asked me about that, like, 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.560 are you gonna move to Tennessee? Are you gonna move 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:46.200 to Tennessee? And I would have had to uh, and 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.360 obviously I chose to stay in southern California and that 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.720 kind of left me without a spot. I held on 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.880 with the company and was able to work out a 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:59.280 part time thing with weekends and Phil and then obviously 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.480 I got to join in the fifth hour here, which 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.480 was awesome, and so I held on for deare life 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.520 and been working my ass off between that in school, 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.760 having seven day work weeks and crazy hours, and it's 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.240 all come full circle and paid off. I always mentioned 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.200 them at the end of our podcast on Sunday that 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.640 I'm gonna go in for the fun Coveno and rich 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:28.320 show at Covino and rich at spots center. What's up? 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:33.320 Nobody here the show. Danny G Ralph Irvin on the news. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.960 Alex tysher hanging out with us right now. By the way, 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.880 we have a spot has an issue with Alex's ring. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:47.960 Why are you saying? WE'RE gonna? We're gonna bring it up. However, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.440 it's like there's more beef in here than with Dana 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:56.240 White and Jack Whatsoever. I didn't know Alex until he 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.000 stepped in studio today. But before this, before the show, 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:04.160 he was in the kitchen preparing what I could possibly 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:05.960 be the biggest smoothe I've ever seen in my life. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:09.520 He prepared spots like some dudes make it. I think 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:14.120 he's making you like he cut and veggies, cut the 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:19.120 entire fruit department of Ralph, like it's not just a 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.920 regular size blender of single stars, it's a full size, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:26.800 like Ninja size, blender, fulled, filled with fruit and the 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.160 most expensive meal I eat a day. And I think 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.279 it's done. I think he finished it. It's like the 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:32.920 biggest smooth I've ever seen in my life. Why they 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.039 call him the Super Vegan. The way described it, though, Alex, 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.640 it was like a smoothie for like a week's worth 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.880 of SMOOTHIES, basically. But that's your dinner. Oh, it's my 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.560 breakfast every day. Hold, hold that up, let me see it. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.120 That is like the entire pitch, that whole thing, and 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.800 it's finished ounces a day. Hang on to keep holding that. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.840 I'm going to tweet that out. Yeah, that is sort 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.280 of ridiculous. You want to know what's inside of air. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.920 Would love to ground up it's it's a whole leader 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.080 and a half of spring walk and then there's a 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:05.760 Turmeran ginger root. Can I go to Goji Berries, Cocoa Nibs. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.520 We have a whole carton of strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, a 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.679 whole thing of Cherries, mangoes. I have China seeds, hempseeds, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:16.400 flex seed, sesame seeds. I have the actual liquid of zinc, magnesium, 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.960 vitamin D, vitamin C, hemp protein that's purely grained with 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.080 nothing else in it, and a couple of other things. 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:30.960 And he's had covid twice and he's miserable, right, and 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:35.640 he's miserable and he cries at night, man, and he 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:41.360 cries at night because he's starving and PAS bright orange. Well, 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:44.159 that show that I've been producing the past year was 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.920 promoted to two to four PM Monday through Friday. That's 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.360 specific time, so five to seven on the east coast, 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.919 so a two hour slot there on the weekdays. So 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.040 that's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah, congratulations, and 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.920 those guys have created a lot of was I've met 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:06.400 one of them. I think it was rich. I think 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.800 I met rich I'm not sure, though. Did he look 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:12.600 like an NFL punter? UH, yeah, I mean we was 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.719 in passing, you know, we were like ships passing in 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:18.960 the night. But good guys in the company loves them. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:20.840 They've they've done a great job on the weekends and 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:24.400 I like the fact that they are seasoned radio guys. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.839 They they spent a lot of time behind microphones and 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:32.600 so I always love when fellow radio people get a 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.760 new exciting gigs and all that, and I'm happy for you, Danny, 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.920 on that. So hopefully the show goes very well. It's 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:43.880 a prime real estate there daytime radio. That's primetime real estate, 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.880 and there are two types of radio. There's six am 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:51.680 to six PM and then there's six am to six PM. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.960 Or did I say vice versa? It's it's six PM 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.240 to six am and six am to six PM. That's 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:00.599 the that's it right there. Is that East Turn Time 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:03.600 or Pacific Times? I don't know. There's I'll pull out 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.360 my ven diagram and we'll figure it out. Okay, if 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.560 that's eastern time, then one hour is in that prime 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.200 time window you're talking about and the other hour is 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:16.440 actually a nighttime hour, which we both love. Nighttime radio. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:22.640 It's a crossover hybrid. It's a hybrid. Yeah, well, good 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.920 luck on that, Danny. I'm sure that'll go well and 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.200 the start of a new adventure. But at a show 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.520 that you've been on and now just things get cranked up. 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:35.040 When you do a weekday show, it's just a little 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:40.000 more tension, shall we say. There's the stakes are are 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:43.960 raised a little bit. But you know, anytime you're on 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.800 the radio it's important. You gotta put a good show 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.560 on because you never know who's listening, you never know 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.640 who's tuning in. All right. So turning the page, I 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:55.720 had a world win week. Uh. This the life of Mallard, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.440 life of Danny G podcast. A lot of plates spinning. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.960 So last we near the end of the week, I 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:06.240 got a surprise in my inbox and I don't on 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.680 the weekends. I don't normally look at the mail that much. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.880 I'm like Hey, I'm I'm not working, I don't need 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:14.600 to check the email. And so I opened up the 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.920 email on like Friday night and I had received this 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:21.680 message from a, uh, someone I know who's a director 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:26.240 in Hollywood and they reached out and this gentleman who 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:31.560 I had worked on a project with before he's like Hey, uh, 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.840 you know, we're we've got a team, we're working on this, 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:39.160 this documentary, and we wanted you to be a part 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.280 of it, and they asked if I was interested. So, 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:49.760 after really a solid five seconds of contemplating whether or 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:55.120 not I wanted to do this, I said Absolute Hell yes, 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.880 signed me up, but I didn't really realize the scheduling 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:04.679 part of it. I just said yes without actually grasping 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.679 what would be required to make that work and that 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.800 I would have to fight like a devil to to 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:17.640 make it all work. So it created a logistical nightmare. Now, 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.720 normally I don't go out on a school night. We've 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:26.040 talked about this before, Danny, that I'm pretty robotic with 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.600 my preparation for the show and I start at the 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.760 same time every day. I'm a busy little beaver and 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.640 I do my work and I put the show to bed, 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.920 usually about an hour before the show, and then I 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.920 do the show and then I unwind after. But I 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.160 have the same routine just like anyone at their job. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.120 I'm sure you listening have your routine if you're a 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.559 teacher or a truck driver, so I'm I'm no different. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.040 There would have to be a lot of free costco 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.400 samples for you to leave the House on a weeknight. Yeah, 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.000 I just don't. I don't. I don't get out much. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.640 I'm an introvert anyway. So I have that excuse like hey, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.600 I gotta work, I can't go on. So this was 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:05.200 a logistical nightmare because it happened to be the only 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:10.200 days that we could record. This was on a on 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.320 a show day, on a work day. So I bunker down, 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:20.760 I jotted down, scribbled down, sometimes some notes. Uh, and 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.920 this this place. You understand, I had to sign an 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:26.720 n DA, so I'm really not allowed to say what 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:32.400 exactly it is. Uh Yeah, let me, let me. Let 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.439 me just point out that when, when I was told 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:41.080 WHO's project this was, I was in my head. I'm like, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.400 wait a minute, are you sure you want me to 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.480 be a part of this? Hold on a second, he 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.960 wait a second. You could say it right now. I'll 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.240 bleep it and we'll see if we can hear anything 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:56.360 behind the BLEEP. Now, will you pay the charges should 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.560 I get sued? Danny, will you cover the legal costs 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.120 of me getting sued for violating my N D A? Yes, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.960 I will use the last of my clay, travis money. Yeah, talk, 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.080 all right. So the I'll say it right now. It 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:17.880 is did you bleep that, Danny? Did you? Yeah, all right, 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:21.800 there you go, but you know, but I do know 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:25.640 what you're talking about. I have no, no recollection of that. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.040 So I signed this N Da. So I show up. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.960 It's at this it's in downtown L A, in the 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.520 middle of rush hour. So I gotta get up early, 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.360 I gotta I gotta fight gridlocked traffic. One of the 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.960 great things about my time slot overnight is I don't 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:45.200 have to worry about traffic. I live in this horrific place, 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.679 one of the worst cities in the in the world 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.160 for traffic, and I don't usually have to worry about 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.880 it because I worked late night. So I get up early, 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.880 you know, clean up, take a shower, put my church 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.160 clothes on, my temple clothes on, whatever you call it, 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.920 and I go to of this hipster restaurant where they're 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.920 doing the shoot in l a. They had a full crew, 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:09.800 they had producers, directors, sound lighting, multiple cameras. Uh, it 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:15.199 was a full production, including craft services, and they kept 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:19.760 offering me food. Hey, you want some drink, you want 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.680 some food, you know and I'm like no, uh, and 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:27.040 I did not. I did not Danny violate my fugazy 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:31.240 diet of intermitting fasting, even though it would have been 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:36.520 both rare and appropriate to attack the table that had 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:41.360 food on it and nobody would have said anything inappropriate. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.079 And I had to explain to multiple people. I said, listen, 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:46.040 it's very kind of you to offer me the food 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.320 and UH, back in the old days I would eat 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:53.240 the food, but I'm I'm a loser, Um middle aged 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:56.240 man and I have this ridiculous diet and I can't 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:59.480 eat the food. What was the spread? And they had, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:04.080 like they usual, chips, had some candy, there appeared to 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:07.679 be some sandwiches, there a lot of drinks. I mean 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.600 it wasn't the greatest spread I've ever been a part of, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.040 but it certainly was free, and if it's free, it's 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.240 for me and but I pass it up. So I 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:21.000 didn't do that. But so that show is not supposed 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:27.320 to come out until early and I, as I said, 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.160 I cannot talk about it other than that I did 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:34.199 it and I was asked about a variety of things. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:38.079 So the way these documentaries work, the logistics on that, 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:41.040 is that they have this whole set up. They have 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:44.480 a nice background. This happened to be a big bar 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:49.240 at this restaurant in l a very, very nice old 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.960 school bar set up. And so they sit you in 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:57.280 a chair and they just rapid fire. They come at 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.040 you all directions and they asked you about this, that 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.400 and the other thing, and then you have to have 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.960 an answer and you have to be quick and you 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:08.240 have to be, uh, you know, somewhat entertaining. And and 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.040 then ultimately it's up to the people who edit this 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.880 together whether or not any of what I said gets used, 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.960 and so I will not know. I know I did 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.080 it and I know what I said, but I have 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.520 no idea. And there were some really big names that 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.160 were part of this thing that I also cannot say, 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.280 including one of them, one of the people in this thing. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:33.240 I grew up watching this guy on TV and so 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:37.320 it's pretty exciting that that I'm I'm part of this project, 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:41.320 although I certainly do not belong alright, so moving on, 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.840 we got the leader in the clubhouse, the leader in 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.800 the clubhouse. What is this all about? Danny G I'M 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.480 gonna have to figure out my school schedule now, with 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:54.600 the news about Coveno and rich. I don't know exactly 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.120 what is going to work out with the school as 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:59.920 far as maybe still helping them out in the more 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.480 ing part of my duties right now, as I help 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:06.080 with their club that they have there before and after school. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:10.680 So possibly I could still help before school. I haven't 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:14.120 had my own classroom since the summer, so there's good 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.080 news in that because it's not like I'm gonna bail 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.320 out on my own classroom. But you remember a few 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:23.040 weeks ago we talked about the yellow slips, the detention 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.560 forms that the dean gave us, especially gave to me 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:30.040 because he had me in that line for nutrition time 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.320 where the kids were cutting and getting out of hand, 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.560 and he wanted me to use those. He wanted everybody 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:40.240 on the campus with authority to start turning in those slips, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.560 which means the kids would have to pick up trash 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:46.200 at lunchtime. You know, he called that meeting which I mentioned, 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:49.640 because nobody was filling out any of these forms. Everybody 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:53.320 was just giving verbal warnings to the to the students. Well, 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:58.800 Ben I have some breaking news here. Breaking News, breaking news. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:03.160 A couple of day days ago, I wrote my seventh yes, 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:09.600 my seventh yellow slip. Now, at first it was weird 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:13.040 writing a couple of detention slips, but I've only been 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:18.200 giving them to kids who are blatantly breaking rules. For instance, 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.360 there was a kid with a big red backpack on. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:25.400 He Cut. He went underneath the belt attached to the stanchions. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:29.160 Not only did he obviously cut, he pulled an entire 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:34.600 section of the stanchions down with his big red backpack. Okay, 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:40.240 caught red handed. It gets better, though. Tell Him, Hey, 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:42.600 take your school I d out, I'm gonna need it. 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.800 As he's pretending like he's looking for his I D 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.680 I turn around and I'm talking to somebody else. Turned 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.080 back around to check on him. I see the back 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:55.360 of him. He's running away. He tried to run away. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:17:00.800 Didn't run away, he fled the scene. What now? Is 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:04.000 there like a chase? Are you chasing after him like 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:09.400 Yahn him? What happened? Don't work harder, work smarter. Alright, 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.920 so what I did is I've seen this kid before, 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:15.639 so I went to the PE coaches and I described 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.320 them and they looked up on their computer and they 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.840 found the kid I was talking about. Then I take 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.480 his name to the main office and I asked the 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.320 office manager, Hey, can you please enter this kid into 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.560 your system and see what class he's in right now? 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.159 So she gives me the info. I walked to his 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:36.960 class and you should have saw the look on his face. Busted. 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:41.200 Now this goes from Misdemeanor to felony. Oh yeah, boy, 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.960 that that little yellow slip didn't have enough room to 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.159 write all his infractions down on. So that was one 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:50.360 of him. Another one. All I heard, and I mean 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:52.720 I was half a mile away on campus and I 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:57.400 heard this, and I'm sure dogs and cats also heard 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:02.679 this down the street, two boys screaming, shrieking at the 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:06.879 top of their lungs. It's sounding like girls. Not to 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:12.399 be sexist, that's sexist. Sexist. Well, as I remember, girls 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.840 and boys do sound different, but maybe maybe I'm wrong. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:18.000 That's that's true. I don't want our show to be canceled. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.920 An old take is that? Is that in trouble? That 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.040 I believe there are differences between little girls and little boys. Okay, 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:26.800 all right. They did sound like little girls, though. So 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.520 I walked up to him and I asked them, why 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:32.960 are you screaming like girls? What about a nine year 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:36.600 old girl scared looks on their faces and they pointed 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.560 to some other kid and they're like he said he 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:42.800 would give a quarter to whoever could scream the loudest 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:51.920 like a girl. How how old are these kids? Eighteen, eight, 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.399 you know, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Their middle schools. So 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.200 what are we looking at? You like a twelve year 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.280 old and thirteen year old. Right, all right, so just 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:05.040 about before the weird, the really weird stuff kicks in there. 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:09.320 So so I told them. I said, well, you guys 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:12.399 can scream together as you walk around at lunchtime and 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:16.480 pick up trash. And how do they take that news, Danny? 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:18.560 How did they did they try to say, Hey, come on, 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:21.040 you're the cool guy, Danny. Come on, give us a 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:23.640 break here. You know I I told him, I said, look, 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.480 you know, I've been really cool with you. I've only 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:30.359 given you verbal warnings, but the Dean has demanded that 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:33.719 we start writing some of these infractions up. I'm sorry 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:36.400 that you two gotta fall on the sword, but that's 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:39.159 the way it is. And so a little later I 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:42.080 saw both of them in the office and here's the 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:44.800 best one. You'RE gonna love this one, Ben for some 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:46.679 reason I feel like this is something you might have 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:50.879 done in middle school. Uh, there's that whole challenge. I 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:55.000 think it started on Tiktok and it was the world's 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:59.520 hottest chip. Have you heard about yeah, yeah, yeah, I have. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.800 I've heard about that thing. So they sell these stupid 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:06.359 chips in these little triangle packages. They sell them at 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:11.119 the mall for twenty dollars a chip. What a scam that. Yeah, 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:15.560 what a scam. There's this big crowd around one student. 0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:19.120 I go over to see what the Commotion Is. All 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:21.880 the kids are crowded around him because he's opening up 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:25.679 one of those triangles, just like like a Carolina reaper 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:30.200 type thing. Yeah, yeah, the world's hottest chip, but it's 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:34.600 like hobb and narrow times a hundred could kill you 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:40.680 if you eat this. Dragons breast, dragons breast. He had 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:43.080 two of them and he told me he was bragging 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:46.240 about it. He said, I got these at the mall 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:49.800 last weekend for twenty dollars each. So a really good 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:54.359 investment there. He spent forty on two chips. Yeah, kids 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:59.399 going places. Yeah, whoever scammed these kids out of their money, uh, 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:03.000 congret relations to you. So now there's this huge crowd 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:05.880 around him, because these kids obviously want to watch him die. 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:12.600 They want to watch his mouth start blistering and that 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:18.080 sweat going down his forehead from that scalding hot dragon 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:22.000 breath pepper chip. Yeah, so I had to make an 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:25.720 executive decision. I'm like, okay, I don't exactly want to 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:28.320 be the bad guy. I'm not gonna take a twenty 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:32.480 chip away from him, but I also don't want him 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:35.560 breaking it up into pieces and sharing it with other students, 0:21:35.840 --> 0:21:38.000 because there were a couple other students with their hands 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:39.880 up like I want a piece of it, I want 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:44.680 a piece of it. Yeah, so they all wanted to die. Yeah, 0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:46.960 so I'd tell him. I said, look, I'll make a 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:49.560 deal with you. If you sit down at your table 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.040 over there and you have some milk next to you 0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:55.280 and you want to do it, it's yours. That's fine. 0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:58.000 I told him you don't want an ambulance showing up 0:21:58.400 --> 0:21:59.920 and you don't want it to be on your hand 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:03.080 for some other student, and he understood what I was saying. 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:07.639 So now fast forward twenty minutes. I walk into the 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:11.960 main office. There are three kids right when you walk 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:15.479 in to sitting in chairs waiting for the nurses office. 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:22.320 Both kids in those chairs have swollen eyes, both rubbing 0:22:22.400 --> 0:22:27.480 their eyes. It looks like somebody socked them in the face. Uh. 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:30.720 And there's another kid in the nurse's office rubbing his 0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:35.919 stomach and moaning. So this kid not only shared the 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:38.919 stupid chip, but two of the other kids got some 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:42.320 of the dust off of the chip and then touched 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:47.440 their eyeballs. Oh No, like a triogy that that's a 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:53.600 man quickly. Huh, Dean told me. Do you know anything 0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:56.480 about this? Oh No, and then you're the you let 0:22:56.480 --> 0:23:00.240 the chip. Yeah, you're getting fingered now, Gig the GIG, 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:02.399 because I'm like, man, I'm gonna get written up with 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:05.520 a yellow slip. I had to track this kid down, 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:09.080 pull him in told him, man, I'm disappointed. I gave 0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:11.320 you a warning. I wanted you to be able to 0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.240 eat your own damn chip. Look what happened. What did 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:17.119 the kids say? He said, well, it's not my fault. 0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:19.720 I walked away from the table to go get some 0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:22.960 water and the kids took a piece of it and 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:26.720 rubbed it with their fingers on their own. Come on, man, 0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:28.679 after I talked to you, how are you? How are 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:31.440 you gonna leave the chip unattended. I had to write 0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:33.960 him up with a yellow slip, and he's just one 0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:37.000 of the seven Ben there's only one other person on 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:39.479 the campus that I know of that has written one 0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:42.320 of those slips right now. So it's seven to one. 0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:44.879 I'm the leader in the clubhouse. All right, you're the 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:46.840 bad guy, but you gotta be the bad guy and 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:49.800 these kids need disciplined Danny. All right, these are not 0:23:49.960 --> 0:23:52.960 straight a students. They stumble from time today you've got 0:23:52.960 --> 0:23:58.679 to keep them in life. Help. She's catching my special area. Alright, 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:02.520