1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the Penthouse, the clearinghouse of hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The fifth hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now, in the air everywhere. Back at 8 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: it again, Ben Mallard and Danny G radio a brand 9 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:43,599 Speaker 1: spanking new edition of the fifth hour, a podcast like 10 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: no other podcast. It really is a magic act. Who 11 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: Deny how we are able to pull this off every week? Danny, 12 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: we had a great benny versus the penny audition on Friday, 13 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: so hopefully you download that, and you better download it 14 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: today because when the Games kick off on Sunday it 15 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: suddenly becomes dated. So do your homework on the NFL 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 1: with Benny Versus Penny. But I'm excited. We did not 17 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: have a Saturday podcast last week, Danny, uh, not with us. 18 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: We had George Nori on the podcast, so we did 19 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: not get to update our lives. I know people need 20 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: to know what's going on with our lives. Dan, it 21 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: was weird. I felt like you and I were distant 22 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: for a week. I know it really is like we're 23 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: sitting around at a coffee shop. I don't drink coffee, 24 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: but sitting around, just a couple of dudes talking about 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: their lives. There I want a mature guy. You know, 26 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: it's it's an amazing thing. Um. So on this edition 27 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: of the Fifth Hour we've got craft services leader in 28 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: the clubhouse and a pogo stick as well as backscratchers. 29 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: So there's a lot to get to, but I wanted 30 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: to begin this now. Danny, I don't know if you're 31 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: you want to now oounce this here or I know 32 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: you talked about it on social media, but there was 33 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: a change made by the company this week and you 34 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: were actually part of that and I believe it is 35 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: good news. Danny. Is it not good news? I think 36 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: this is good. It sounded like good news to me. Yeah, man, 37 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: out of the ashes. To think that a year ago 38 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: I was almost on the beach, as we call it 39 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: in radio, because obviously when Clay Travis left to take 40 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: the limbos show, just kind of what's the word? Out 41 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: of luck? Yeah, Poop, poop, creek without a paddle. Uh. Yeah, 42 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people asked me about that, like, 43 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: are you gonna move to Tennessee? Are you gonna move 44 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: to Tennessee? And I would have had to uh, and 45 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 1: obviously I chose to stay in southern California and that 46 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: kind of left me without a spot. I held on 47 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: with the company and was able to work out a 48 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: part time thing with weekends and Phil and then obviously 49 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: I got to join in the fifth hour here, which 50 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: was awesome, and so I held on for deare life 51 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: and been working my ass off between that in school, 52 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: having seven day work weeks and crazy hours, and it's 53 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: all come full circle and paid off. I always mentioned 54 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: them at the end of our podcast on Sunday that 55 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in for the fun Coveno and rich 56 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: show at Covino and rich at spots center. What's up? 57 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: Nobody here the show. Danny G Ralph Irvin on the news. 58 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: Alex tysher hanging out with us right now. By the way, 59 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: we have a spot has an issue with Alex's ring. 60 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: Why are you saying? WE'RE gonna? We're gonna bring it up. However, 61 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: it's like there's more beef in here than with Dana 62 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: White and Jack Whatsoever. I didn't know Alex until he 63 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: stepped in studio today. But before this, before the show, 64 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: he was in the kitchen preparing what I could possibly 65 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: be the biggest smoothe I've ever seen in my life. 66 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: He prepared spots like some dudes make it. I think 67 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: he's making you like he cut and veggies, cut the 68 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: entire fruit department of Ralph, like it's not just a 69 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: regular size blender of single stars, it's a full size, 70 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: like Ninja size, blender, fulled, filled with fruit and the 71 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: most expensive meal I eat a day. And I think 72 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: it's done. I think he finished it. It's like the 73 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: biggest smooth I've ever seen in my life. Why they 74 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 1: call him the Super Vegan. The way described it, though, Alex, 75 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: it was like a smoothie for like a week's worth 76 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: of SMOOTHIES, basically. But that's your dinner. Oh, it's my 77 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: breakfast every day. Hold, hold that up, let me see it. 78 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: That is like the entire pitch, that whole thing, and 79 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: it's finished ounces a day. Hang on to keep holding that. 80 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm going to tweet that out. Yeah, that is sort 81 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: of ridiculous. You want to know what's inside of air. 82 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: Would love to ground up it's it's a whole leader 83 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: and a half of spring walk and then there's a 84 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: Turmeran ginger root. Can I go to Goji Berries, Cocoa Nibs. 85 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: We have a whole carton of strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, a 86 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: whole thing of Cherries, mangoes. I have China seeds, hempseeds, 87 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: flex seed, sesame seeds. I have the actual liquid of zinc, magnesium, 88 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: vitamin D, vitamin C, hemp protein that's purely grained with 89 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: nothing else in it, and a couple of other things. 90 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: And he's had covid twice and he's miserable, right, and 91 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: he's miserable and he cries at night, man, and he 92 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: cries at night because he's starving and PAS bright orange. Well, 93 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 1: that show that I've been producing the past year was 94 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: promoted to two to four PM Monday through Friday. That's 95 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: specific time, so five to seven on the east coast, 96 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,919 Speaker 1: so a two hour slot there on the weekdays. So 97 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 1: that's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah, congratulations, and 98 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: those guys have created a lot of was I've met 99 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: one of them. I think it was rich. I think 100 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: I met rich I'm not sure, though. Did he look 101 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: like an NFL punter? UH, yeah, I mean we was 102 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,719 Speaker 1: in passing, you know, we were like ships passing in 103 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: the night. But good guys in the company loves them. 104 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: They've they've done a great job on the weekends and 105 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: I like the fact that they are seasoned radio guys. 106 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 1: They they spent a lot of time behind microphones and 107 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: so I always love when fellow radio people get a 108 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: new exciting gigs and all that, and I'm happy for you, Danny, 109 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 1: on that. So hopefully the show goes very well. It's 110 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: a prime real estate there daytime radio. That's primetime real estate, 111 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: and there are two types of radio. There's six am 112 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: to six PM and then there's six am to six PM. 113 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: Or did I say vice versa? It's it's six PM 114 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: to six am and six am to six PM. That's 115 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 1: the that's it right there. Is that East Turn Time 116 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 1: or Pacific Times? I don't know. There's I'll pull out 117 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: my ven diagram and we'll figure it out. Okay, if 118 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: that's eastern time, then one hour is in that prime 119 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: time window you're talking about and the other hour is 120 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: actually a nighttime hour, which we both love. Nighttime radio. 121 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: It's a crossover hybrid. It's a hybrid. Yeah, well, good 122 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: luck on that, Danny. I'm sure that'll go well and 123 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: the start of a new adventure. But at a show 124 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: that you've been on and now just things get cranked up. 125 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: When you do a weekday show, it's just a little 126 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: more tension, shall we say. There's the stakes are are 127 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: raised a little bit. But you know, anytime you're on 128 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: the radio it's important. You gotta put a good show 129 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 1: on because you never know who's listening, you never know 130 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: who's tuning in. All right. So turning the page, I 131 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: had a world win week. Uh. This the life of Mallard, 132 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: life of Danny G podcast. A lot of plates spinning. 133 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: So last we near the end of the week, I 134 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: got a surprise in my inbox and I don't on 135 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: the weekends. I don't normally look at the mail that much. 136 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: I'm like Hey, I'm I'm not working, I don't need 137 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: to check the email. And so I opened up the 138 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 1: email on like Friday night and I had received this 139 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: message from a, uh, someone I know who's a director 140 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: in Hollywood and they reached out and this gentleman who 141 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: I had worked on a project with before he's like Hey, uh, 142 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 1: you know, we're we've got a team, we're working on this, 143 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: this documentary, and we wanted you to be a part 144 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: of it, and they asked if I was interested. So, 145 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: after really a solid five seconds of contemplating whether or 146 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: not I wanted to do this, I said Absolute Hell yes, 147 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: signed me up, but I didn't really realize the scheduling 148 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 1: part of it. I just said yes without actually grasping 149 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,679 Speaker 1: what would be required to make that work and that 150 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: I would have to fight like a devil to to 151 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: make it all work. So it created a logistical nightmare. Now, 152 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: normally I don't go out on a school night. We've 153 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: talked about this before, Danny, that I'm pretty robotic with 154 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 1: my preparation for the show and I start at the 155 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: same time every day. I'm a busy little beaver and 156 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 1: I do my work and I put the show to bed, 157 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: usually about an hour before the show, and then I 158 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,920 Speaker 1: do the show and then I unwind after. But I 159 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: have the same routine just like anyone at their job. 160 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm sure you listening have your routine if you're a 161 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 1: teacher or a truck driver, so I'm I'm no different. 162 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: There would have to be a lot of free costco 163 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 1: samples for you to leave the House on a weeknight. Yeah, 164 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't. I don't get out much. 165 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: I'm an introvert anyway. So I have that excuse like hey, 166 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 1: I gotta work, I can't go on. So this was 167 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,200 Speaker 1: a logistical nightmare because it happened to be the only 168 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:10,200 Speaker 1: days that we could record. This was on a on 169 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: a show day, on a work day. So I bunker down, 170 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: I jotted down, scribbled down, sometimes some notes. Uh, and 171 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: this this place. You understand, I had to sign an 172 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: n DA, so I'm really not allowed to say what 173 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: exactly it is. Uh Yeah, let me, let me. Let 174 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,439 Speaker 1: me just point out that when, when I was told 175 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 1: WHO's project this was, I was in my head. I'm like, 176 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: wait a minute, are you sure you want me to 177 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 1: be a part of this? Hold on a second, he 178 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 1: wait a second. You could say it right now. I'll 179 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: bleep it and we'll see if we can hear anything 180 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: behind the BLEEP. Now, will you pay the charges should 181 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: I get sued? Danny, will you cover the legal costs 182 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,120 Speaker 1: of me getting sued for violating my N D A? Yes, 183 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,960 Speaker 1: I will use the last of my clay, travis money. Yeah, talk, 184 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 1: all right. So the I'll say it right now. It 185 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 1: is did you bleep that, Danny? Did you? Yeah, all right, 186 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: there you go, but you know, but I do know 187 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I have no, no recollection of that. 188 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: So I signed this N Da. So I show up. 189 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,960 Speaker 1: It's at this it's in downtown L A, in the 190 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: middle of rush hour. So I gotta get up early, 191 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta fight gridlocked traffic. One of the 192 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 1: great things about my time slot overnight is I don't 193 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 1: have to worry about traffic. I live in this horrific place, 194 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: one of the worst cities in the in the world 195 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 1: for traffic, and I don't usually have to worry about 196 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: it because I worked late night. So I get up early, 197 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: you know, clean up, take a shower, put my church 198 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 1: clothes on, my temple clothes on, whatever you call it, 199 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: and I go to of this hipster restaurant where they're 200 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 1: doing the shoot in l a. They had a full crew, 201 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: they had producers, directors, sound lighting, multiple cameras. Uh, it 202 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 1: was a full production, including craft services, and they kept 203 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: offering me food. Hey, you want some drink, you want 204 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,680 Speaker 1: some food, you know and I'm like no, uh, and 205 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 1: I did not. I did not Danny violate my fugazy 206 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: diet of intermitting fasting, even though it would have been 207 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: both rare and appropriate to attack the table that had 208 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 1: food on it and nobody would have said anything inappropriate. 209 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,079 Speaker 1: And I had to explain to multiple people. I said, listen, 210 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: it's very kind of you to offer me the food 211 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: and UH, back in the old days I would eat 212 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 1: the food, but I'm I'm a loser, Um middle aged 213 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: man and I have this ridiculous diet and I can't 214 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: eat the food. What was the spread? And they had, 215 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:04,080 Speaker 1: like they usual, chips, had some candy, there appeared to 216 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 1: be some sandwiches, there a lot of drinks. I mean 217 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't the greatest spread I've ever been a part of, 218 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: but it certainly was free, and if it's free, it's 219 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 1: for me and but I pass it up. So I 220 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 1: didn't do that. But so that show is not supposed 221 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 1: to come out until early and I, as I said, 222 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: I cannot talk about it other than that I did 223 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:34,199 Speaker 1: it and I was asked about a variety of things. 224 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:38,079 Speaker 1: So the way these documentaries work, the logistics on that, 225 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: is that they have this whole set up. They have 226 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 1: a nice background. This happened to be a big bar 227 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 1: at this restaurant in l a very, very nice old 228 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: school bar set up. And so they sit you in 229 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:57,280 Speaker 1: a chair and they just rapid fire. They come at 230 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,040 Speaker 1: you all directions and they asked you about this, that 231 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 1: and the other thing, and then you have to have 232 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 1: an answer and you have to be quick and you 233 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: have to be, uh, you know, somewhat entertaining. And and 234 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 1: then ultimately it's up to the people who edit this 235 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 1: together whether or not any of what I said gets used, 236 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: and so I will not know. I know I did 237 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: it and I know what I said, but I have 238 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 1: no idea. And there were some really big names that 239 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: were part of this thing that I also cannot say, 240 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: including one of them, one of the people in this thing. 241 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: I grew up watching this guy on TV and so 242 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 1: it's pretty exciting that that I'm I'm part of this project, 243 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: although I certainly do not belong alright, so moving on, 244 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 1: we got the leader in the clubhouse, the leader in 245 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: the clubhouse. What is this all about? Danny G I'M 246 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: gonna have to figure out my school schedule now, with 247 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 1: the news about Coveno and rich. I don't know exactly 248 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: what is going to work out with the school as 249 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: far as maybe still helping them out in the more 250 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 1: ing part of my duties right now, as I help 251 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: with their club that they have there before and after school. 252 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 1: So possibly I could still help before school. I haven't 253 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 1: had my own classroom since the summer, so there's good 254 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 1: news in that because it's not like I'm gonna bail 255 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,320 Speaker 1: out on my own classroom. But you remember a few 256 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 1: weeks ago we talked about the yellow slips, the detention 257 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,560 Speaker 1: forms that the dean gave us, especially gave to me 258 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,040 Speaker 1: because he had me in that line for nutrition time 259 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,320 Speaker 1: where the kids were cutting and getting out of hand, 260 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 1: and he wanted me to use those. He wanted everybody 261 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: on the campus with authority to start turning in those slips, 262 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: which means the kids would have to pick up trash 263 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 1: at lunchtime. You know, he called that meeting which I mentioned, 264 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 1: because nobody was filling out any of these forms. Everybody 265 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: was just giving verbal warnings to the to the students. Well, 266 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 1: Ben I have some breaking news here. Breaking News, breaking news. 267 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: A couple of day days ago, I wrote my seventh yes, 268 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 1: my seventh yellow slip. Now, at first it was weird 269 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,040 Speaker 1: writing a couple of detention slips, but I've only been 270 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:18,200 Speaker 1: giving them to kids who are blatantly breaking rules. For instance, 271 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: there was a kid with a big red backpack on. 272 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,400 Speaker 1: He Cut. He went underneath the belt attached to the stanchions. 273 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: Not only did he obviously cut, he pulled an entire 274 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 1: section of the stanchions down with his big red backpack. Okay, 275 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: caught red handed. It gets better, though. Tell Him, Hey, 276 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 1: take your school I d out, I'm gonna need it. 277 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 1: As he's pretending like he's looking for his I D 278 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: I turn around and I'm talking to somebody else. Turned 279 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: back around to check on him. I see the back 280 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: of him. He's running away. He tried to run away. 281 00:16:55,520 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: Didn't run away, he fled the scene. What now? Is 282 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: there like a chase? Are you chasing after him like 283 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 1: Yahn him? What happened? Don't work harder, work smarter. Alright, 284 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,920 Speaker 1: so what I did is I've seen this kid before, 285 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 1: so I went to the PE coaches and I described 286 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: them and they looked up on their computer and they 287 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: found the kid I was talking about. Then I take 288 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: his name to the main office and I asked the 289 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,320 Speaker 1: office manager, Hey, can you please enter this kid into 290 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,560 Speaker 1: your system and see what class he's in right now? 291 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:33,159 Speaker 1: So she gives me the info. I walked to his 292 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: class and you should have saw the look on his face. Busted. 293 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: Now this goes from Misdemeanor to felony. Oh yeah, boy, 294 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,960 Speaker 1: that that little yellow slip didn't have enough room to 295 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,159 Speaker 1: write all his infractions down on. So that was one 296 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,360 Speaker 1: of him. Another one. All I heard, and I mean 297 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 1: I was half a mile away on campus and I 298 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,400 Speaker 1: heard this, and I'm sure dogs and cats also heard 299 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:02,679 Speaker 1: this down the street, two boys screaming, shrieking at the 300 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,879 Speaker 1: top of their lungs. It's sounding like girls. Not to 301 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 1: be sexist, that's sexist. Sexist. Well, as I remember, girls 302 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,840 Speaker 1: and boys do sound different, but maybe maybe I'm wrong. 303 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: That's that's true. I don't want our show to be canceled. 304 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 1: An old take is that? Is that in trouble? That 305 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 1: I believe there are differences between little girls and little boys. Okay, 306 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 1: all right. They did sound like little girls, though. So 307 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: I walked up to him and I asked them, why 308 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: are you screaming like girls? What about a nine year 309 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,600 Speaker 1: old girl scared looks on their faces and they pointed 310 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 1: to some other kid and they're like he said he 311 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 1: would give a quarter to whoever could scream the loudest 312 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:51,920 Speaker 1: like a girl. How how old are these kids? Eighteen, eight, 313 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,399 Speaker 1: you know, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Their middle schools. So 314 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 1: what are we looking at? You like a twelve year 315 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: old and thirteen year old. Right, all right, so just 316 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 1: about before the weird, the really weird stuff kicks in there. 317 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 1: So so I told them. I said, well, you guys 318 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:12,399 Speaker 1: can scream together as you walk around at lunchtime and 319 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: pick up trash. And how do they take that news, Danny? 320 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: How did they did they try to say, Hey, come on, 321 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 1: you're the cool guy, Danny. Come on, give us a 322 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: break here. You know I I told him, I said, look, 323 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 1: you know, I've been really cool with you. I've only 324 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 1: given you verbal warnings, but the Dean has demanded that 325 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,719 Speaker 1: we start writing some of these infractions up. I'm sorry 326 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,400 Speaker 1: that you two gotta fall on the sword, but that's 327 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,159 Speaker 1: the way it is. And so a little later I 328 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: saw both of them in the office and here's the 329 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 1: best one. You'RE gonna love this one, Ben for some 330 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,679 Speaker 1: reason I feel like this is something you might have 331 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,879 Speaker 1: done in middle school. Uh, there's that whole challenge. I 332 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: think it started on Tiktok and it was the world's 333 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 1: hottest chip. Have you heard about yeah, yeah, yeah, I have. 334 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: I've heard about that thing. So they sell these stupid 335 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 1: chips in these little triangle packages. They sell them at 336 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:11,119 Speaker 1: the mall for twenty dollars a chip. What a scam that. Yeah, 337 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 1: what a scam. There's this big crowd around one student. 338 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 1: I go over to see what the Commotion Is. All 339 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,880 Speaker 1: the kids are crowded around him because he's opening up 340 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,679 Speaker 1: one of those triangles, just like like a Carolina reaper 341 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 1: type thing. Yeah, yeah, the world's hottest chip, but it's 342 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: like hobb and narrow times a hundred could kill you 343 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 1: if you eat this. Dragons breast, dragons breast. He had 344 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 1: two of them and he told me he was bragging 345 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 1: about it. He said, I got these at the mall 346 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: last weekend for twenty dollars each. So a really good 347 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:54,359 Speaker 1: investment there. He spent forty on two chips. Yeah, kids 348 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:59,399 Speaker 1: going places. Yeah, whoever scammed these kids out of their money, uh, 349 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: congret relations to you. So now there's this huge crowd 350 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,880 Speaker 1: around him, because these kids obviously want to watch him die. 351 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 1: They want to watch his mouth start blistering and that 352 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 1: sweat going down his forehead from that scalding hot dragon 353 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: breath pepper chip. Yeah, so I had to make an 354 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: executive decision. I'm like, okay, I don't exactly want to 355 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: be the bad guy. I'm not gonna take a twenty 356 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 1: chip away from him, but I also don't want him 357 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 1: breaking it up into pieces and sharing it with other students, 358 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 1: because there were a couple other students with their hands 359 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,880 Speaker 1: up like I want a piece of it, I want 360 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,680 Speaker 1: a piece of it. Yeah, so they all wanted to die. Yeah, 361 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,960 Speaker 1: so I'd tell him. I said, look, I'll make a 362 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 1: deal with you. If you sit down at your table 363 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: over there and you have some milk next to you 364 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: and you want to do it, it's yours. That's fine. 365 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: I told him you don't want an ambulance showing up 366 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: and you don't want it to be on your hand 367 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: for some other student, and he understood what I was saying. 368 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 1: So now fast forward twenty minutes. I walk into the 369 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: main office. There are three kids right when you walk 370 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,479 Speaker 1: in to sitting in chairs waiting for the nurses office. 371 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 1: Both kids in those chairs have swollen eyes, both rubbing 372 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 1: their eyes. It looks like somebody socked them in the face. Uh. 373 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: And there's another kid in the nurse's office rubbing his 374 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:35,919 Speaker 1: stomach and moaning. So this kid not only shared the 375 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,919 Speaker 1: stupid chip, but two of the other kids got some 376 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 1: of the dust off of the chip and then touched 377 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:47,440 Speaker 1: their eyeballs. Oh No, like a triogy that that's a 378 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 1: man quickly. Huh, Dean told me. Do you know anything 379 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: about this? Oh No, and then you're the you let 380 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: the chip. Yeah, you're getting fingered now, Gig the GIG, 381 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,399 Speaker 1: because I'm like, man, I'm gonna get written up with 382 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: a yellow slip. I had to track this kid down, 383 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: pull him in told him, man, I'm disappointed. I gave 384 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,320 Speaker 1: you a warning. I wanted you to be able to 385 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 1: eat your own damn chip. Look what happened. What did 386 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,119 Speaker 1: the kids say? He said, well, it's not my fault. 387 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,720 Speaker 1: I walked away from the table to go get some 388 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,960 Speaker 1: water and the kids took a piece of it and 389 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 1: rubbed it with their fingers on their own. Come on, man, 390 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,679 Speaker 1: after I talked to you, how are you? How are 391 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 1: you gonna leave the chip unattended. I had to write 392 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 1: him up with a yellow slip, and he's just one 393 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Speaker 1: of the seven Ben there's only one other person on 394 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,479 Speaker 1: the campus that I know of that has written one 395 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,320 Speaker 1: of those slips right now. So it's seven to one. 396 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,879 Speaker 1: I'm the leader in the clubhouse. All right, you're the 397 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: bad guy, but you gotta be the bad guy and 398 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: these kids need disciplined Danny. All right, these are not 399 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 1: straight a students. They stumble from time today you've got 400 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:58,679 Speaker 1: to keep them in life. Help. She's catching my special area. Alright, 401 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: moving on, I've got the pogo stick real quick. So again, 402 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: life of Mallard, life of D energy and we're an 403 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 1: open book and all that. So last week we talked 404 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,840 Speaker 1: to her, I guess it was two weeks ago now. 405 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 1: We talked about the Marianera madness. I was doing some, uh, 406 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,320 Speaker 1: some heavy cleaning for a recent party and I got 407 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 1: down on my hands and knees, and this is a yeah, 408 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 1: I know. So I trying to scrub. My wife loves these, 409 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: these ridiculous parties, so I'm always cleaning and so I'm 410 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,200 Speaker 1: getting my hands dirty scrubb a dub dub. It was 411 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,120 Speaker 1: a team effort. Lots of sweat equity to clean up 412 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,320 Speaker 1: the dust, the dirt, the grime. This stuff adds up 413 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 1: so quickly. So the week prior I was still recovering 414 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,640 Speaker 1: from getting cut open from the MERIAN era. My right 415 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 1: foot and my left leg, if you forgot, were sliced 416 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: open by glass from a garlic Marianara sauce that came 417 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: tumbling down. So we now have more tails from the 418 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 1: naked city. My life, ever since my last birthday in April, 419 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,880 Speaker 1: has turned into a VA villian comedy. I had a 420 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,680 Speaker 1: tooth of an affected tooth. I could have died. I've 421 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 1: I've had this Marianera thing that took place and my 422 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: latest Klutz move here is we'll call it Bernie the 423 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 1: pogo stick. So I have been hopping around on one knee, 424 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 1: oh my Akingde my right knee. Now, when I was 425 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,359 Speaker 1: scrubbing the floor, I aggravated this old knee injury. I 426 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: actually got hurt not playing high school football. I didn't 427 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,120 Speaker 1: get hurt playing basketball. I got hurt at dodger stadium 428 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 1: playing in a media baseball game years ago. Yeah, right, 429 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: so this is way back, like when Fox owned the team. 430 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: Was a long time ago and several owners ago. So 431 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 1: I got hurt in this media baseball game and I 432 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,440 Speaker 1: ended up in the trainers room at dodger stadium. My 433 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,359 Speaker 1: right knee was totally fucked up. My right hand was 434 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,439 Speaker 1: getting a workout, dare you, and I was limping around 435 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 1: for a while and then it's one of those things 436 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,159 Speaker 1: where you probably should get some procedure done and I'm like, 437 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,440 Speaker 1: I'm a young guy, I'm not gonna worry about it. Well, 438 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: now I'm middle aged guy and stuff starts popping up. 439 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 1: But this thing it healed and it really didn't bother 440 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:18,479 Speaker 1: me for years. And so, you know, this thing acted 441 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: up and I was hopping around, but it it got better, 442 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: like last Friday. So I was able to cook, uh, 443 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,159 Speaker 1: this massive dinner of Fajitas and I was back as 444 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 1: the griddle God. So I'm slaving away over the hot 445 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 1: griddle and in my rush to get the food cooked 446 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:43,920 Speaker 1: and properly, I end up burning my right arm with 447 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 1: with this gnarly mark. I'm gonna show you, Danny. I 448 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,879 Speaker 1: don't know if you can. It'll show up on the 449 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 1: on the camera. I don't know if you can see. 450 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:57,399 Speaker 1: Oh Yeah, man, yeah, I'm showing. I'm showing bill. Yeah, 451 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: and it's actually it's actually bigger than that. It goes 452 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 1: from it's like it's like that big. I have a 453 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:10,160 Speaker 1: Stattin night John On. Anyway, it's it's pretty big and 454 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 1: it's nasty and it's it's like a mix between a tattoo. 455 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,919 Speaker 1: I think it's more like how in Texas they brand cattle, 456 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,080 Speaker 1: you know. So I guess I'm a cow and I'm 457 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: not being branded on a farm somewhere in Texas. So, 458 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,919 Speaker 1: but it gets even a branding. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But 459 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,000 Speaker 1: it gets even better, Danny. So remember. So my knee 460 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: was messed up. It heals. I then Cook. I now 461 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: have this bright red burn mark on my right wrist 462 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: that hasn't gone away. So then that night, you know, 463 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,479 Speaker 1: we're sitting around and, uh, laying on the couch watching 464 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 1: TV or whatever. My wife very kindly says, you know what, 465 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 1: let me give you a little leg massage, and so 466 00:27:55,080 --> 00:28:00,919 Speaker 1: she starts rubbing my knees and whatever she did made 467 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 1: the knee that it healed ten times worse. I don't 468 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,560 Speaker 1: know what it was like pouring salt on the wound. 469 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 1: And and so you you saw me, Danny earlier, think 470 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,679 Speaker 1: I was a wreck. I could not put any weight 471 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 1: on my right leg. It was all swollen. Now part 472 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 1: of it, I am told, is I'm a glutton for 473 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: punishment because I did not take you're supposed to take 474 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: ibuprofen to get the swelling to go down and I 475 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,919 Speaker 1: try to avoid that stuff. So for two and a 476 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: half days I was a pogo stick, like Bernie the 477 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,760 Speaker 1: pogo stick. I had a burn mark on my arm. 478 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,719 Speaker 1: I had all this going on and it was just 479 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 1: just a hot mess. But fortunately, as of today it's start. 480 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to jinx it, so I'll knock on 481 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 1: wood here, but it's it is getting a little bit better, 482 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,200 Speaker 1: so hopefully we'll be able to avoid having to have 483 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: a knee operation. I do not want my knee operated 484 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,000 Speaker 1: on if I can avoid it. I'd rather have occasional 485 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,280 Speaker 1: pain because I've had people I've known in my life 486 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,880 Speaker 1: that have had knee operations and usually it's never one. 487 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,680 Speaker 1: You have to go back and the other thing is Danny, 488 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: I will guarantee you. I told I told some friends this. 489 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 1: I said, if I go to the doctor, I know 490 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: exactly what the doctor's gonna say. The doctors to say, 491 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: Ben you're a FATASS. Lose some weight. That's what the 492 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: doctor's gonna say, and I'll be like, well, doctor, I've 493 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 1: lost a lot of weight. I've lost two hundred pounds, 494 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: I gained a hundred back, I lost another hundred pounds. 495 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what more I can do. He said, 496 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: I don't care, you're too fat. That's what that's what 497 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 1: the doctor's gonna say. So why do I need? Why 498 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: do I need to pay money to to to my 499 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 1: insurance company to go to the doctors so the doctor 500 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: can tell me I'm a large ass? Already know that. Okay. Well, 501 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 1: hopefully this will be a Justin Herbert type situation where 502 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,080 Speaker 1: you will be seen later today skipping around the Mallard Mansion. Yes, 503 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: I go skip any skip, skip real quick. We've got 504 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: the backscratcher. We didn't do it last week and we 505 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 1: had a bunch last week, none this week, but we 506 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,719 Speaker 1: a lot we haven't gotten to. And the way this 507 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 1: works the Apple podcast page. Danny, can you explain to 508 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,840 Speaker 1: the minions how they can help us out, how they 509 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,320 Speaker 1: can support the podcast? It doesn't cost any money. It's 510 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 1: absolutely free, absolutely free to do this and you can 511 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 1: really help us out. Go into the description of this 512 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 1: very podcast. And you will see a link where it 513 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: says to rate review the show. Click on that and 514 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 1: then page down you'll see the big overall apple score 515 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 1: for the podcast and then it'll say write a review, 516 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 1: and you click on that, you make a user name 517 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 1: and you can leave a review just like that. All right, 518 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: let's go to the reviews. Uh Smith Tonya writes and 519 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: he says I've been listening to the Mallard show since 520 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,239 Speaker 1: and the more ben the better. Will thank you. I 521 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 1: enjoyed the fifth hour when it started with Ben and 522 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,520 Speaker 1: Gescon but now with Danny G. opposite's give me old 523 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 1: school Ben Maller show vibes. I won't miss an episode. 524 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,040 Speaker 1: Great content all around. I Love Ben and Danny Gee, 525 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:12,600 Speaker 1: so thank you for that. twizzle t back also five stars, 526 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: says a relatable talk. relatable talk from twizzle t says 527 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: Hello Boys, Ben, Danny and the head Han shows reading 528 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: my review exactly right here again, just to let you know, 529 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: these guys hit the major topics and keep us entertained. 530 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: UH This twizzle rights. He says I work at a 531 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: grocery store and see people drop and cut themselves a lot. 532 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 1: But I'm with Danny G on the flowers. I get 533 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 1: the Old Lady Flowers every two weeks, but every time 534 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 1: the cash year, who I see every time and work with, 535 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: has to say something. Is Somebody in trouble? Uh No, 536 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,120 Speaker 1: mother blank. I like to keep my woman happy and 537 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 1: feel special, like we discuss every time. Time. Anyway, thanks 538 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:06,239 Speaker 1: again for letting us in on y'alls conversations, always fascinating us. 539 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: From twizzle, so thank you for that. Next One's from 540 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 1: rob in Vegas. Is Great podcast. Big Ben Radio Legends. 541 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 1: Is Marconi deserting? Well, thank you. Huge upgrade. Adding Danny 542 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:23,479 Speaker 1: G keep the great episodes Rolling Boys, signed rob in 543 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,960 Speaker 1: Vegas and the last one Danny from G O, from 544 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: Rialto here in soa cows is great job. Are Great Show. 545 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 1: Great Show, guys, keep up the good work. Thumbs up emoji. So, Danny, 546 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 1: we got the thumbs up emoji from our guy g O, 547 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,320 Speaker 1: and thank yeah, I spent a lot of my childhood 548 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 1: in Rialto. There you go. So you know people in Rialto. 549 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,360 Speaker 1: You've been there. You walk the mean streets of Rialto 550 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: smoke weed every day. Casey Elementary School Baby, and big 551 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,960 Speaker 1: thank you to everybody that wrote a review. Yeah, thank you. 552 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 1: It's very kind. Of you to do that. I know 553 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,959 Speaker 1: you've got a lot of stuff going on and I 554 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,200 Speaker 1: do appreciate that you take time out to help us out. 555 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 1: We've got the mail bag. We'll get to that. That's 556 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 1: The Sunday podcast and anything we need to know about 557 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: your Saturday schedule, Danny, as you are back in the 558 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,520 Speaker 1: Radio Dojo. Yeah, I'M gonna go in and have fun 559 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 1: with the Jonas Knox Show Party here our dump lament 560 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,960 Speaker 1: for the segment from eleven to one Pacific Time, and 561 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,240 Speaker 1: then after that Steve Hartman and I from Salam are 562 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,760 Speaker 1: paired together for the football season. All right, and that 563 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: is the matchup on the radio with Danny g producing 564 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,640 Speaker 1: all of those shows. Have a great rest of your 565 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 1: day and we will talk to you next time. Austa Pasta, 566 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: Gott a murder, gotta go.