WEBVTT - Billion-Dollar Insurance Bandit w/ Jenny Yang

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<v Speaker 1>Scal come robb froll scal come.

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<v Speaker 2>Rob that's from.

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<v Speaker 1>Goddess whats popping? Congregation, It's your girl, Lacey Mostly aka

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<v Speaker 1>Scam Goddess back with another installment of the podcast all

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<v Speaker 1>about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Sometimes we

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<v Speaker 1>love them, sometimes we hate them. One things for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>we will always laugh at them, but never the victims. Congregation,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all already know. Oh, yes, roll down your window, get

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<v Speaker 1>some of the summer air. If the globe a warmed

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<v Speaker 1>where you at yet, yes, go ahead, get up, stand

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<v Speaker 1>up waves, stick a hand out the window if you're driving, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let him feel.

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<v Speaker 3>In the breeze.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we can opportun to be a dog sometimes, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>already know. I'm very what yes, excited, elated esthetic for

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<v Speaker 1>my homie to return to the shoe. She is a

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<v Speaker 1>funny comedian, writer, and actress. She's also the host of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast what Should We Talk About?

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<v Speaker 2>Congregation?

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure to enter the chat okay. You may have

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<v Speaker 1>heard her voice or seen her lovely face in some

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<v Speaker 1>of her works such as Last Man Standing, The Saviors,

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<v Speaker 1>The Great North, and so so much more.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's the creator and host.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Self Help Me, a competitive self care comedy game show. Congregation,

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<v Speaker 1>please welcome my friend Jenny Yang to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, congregation, I'm so honored to be here.

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<v Speaker 2>So happy to have you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this is your first time, right, No, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, returning, and then like for some reason, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, no, no, I'm right, I'm right. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>I see you irl, I do, I do. So that's

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<v Speaker 3>why it makes you. It tricks you into thinking that

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<v Speaker 3>I've been on before. I remember very vividly our last

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<v Speaker 3>show together, scam got a show together, and it was

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<v Speaker 3>about that wild New Jersey seat water park. Yea that

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<v Speaker 3>kills people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I was during the height of it

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<v Speaker 2>in our houses.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Action Parker, Yeah yes, but oh my goodness, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what a time. I'm glad that we finally snagged you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's booked, busy and all, probably in a city

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<v Speaker 1>near you sometime this comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>She definitely will not be.

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<v Speaker 1>In Lost Age for sure. I feel like you just

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<v Speaker 1>walk out the door and you just catch a flight.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Just I'm trying to listen. We are out here trying

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<v Speaker 3>to spread the good word, and the good word is comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all we can do. We laugh to keep from crying.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, when.

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<v Speaker 2>Wherever we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Ginny, I have some questions for you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get some opinions from you. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you about three different subject matters, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know if you think they are a scam,

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<v Speaker 1>a scheme, or real thing. A scam meaning it's full out,

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<v Speaker 1>full blown scam, please put the metal bracelets on the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>A scheme meaning it feels like it should be illegal

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<v Speaker 1>and it gets a little shady at times, and then

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<v Speaker 1>a real thing is like, it's legitimate. We might not

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<v Speaker 1>like it, but you only hell society function or whatever. Community.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have one rambling note about community, y'all. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that y'all are going to therapy, but some of

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<v Speaker 1>y'all going to therapy and leaving with the wrong things.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all leaving with a therapy vocabulary and they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Just using it all willy nilly and don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what fucking mean. Boundaries are important, but you can't be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>if your boundaries are like, I can't show a few

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<v Speaker 1>because this is my boundary.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tired. I can't help you move that's my boundary.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pick you up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my boundary. I can't eventually. It's like baby. Community

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<v Speaker 1>is also about inconvenience. Like every time we see communities,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like a pretty picture of like a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of people around, one person smiling, probably drinking like a

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<v Speaker 1>white claw or something. Sometimes community is doing shit that

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<v Speaker 1>is a.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking annoying that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes community is a baby on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, and you gotta just try to support the parents

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<v Speaker 1>of that unemployed, yelling ass baby.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, because that's community.

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<v Speaker 3>It is that you can't be using boundary as an

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<v Speaker 3>excuse for bad behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>They used it for being a lousy friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, nor, your boundary can't be I'm a trash

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<v Speaker 1>ass friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Lacy name names, the list would be endless.

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<v Speaker 1>But the funny one I do remember was Jonah Hill

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<v Speaker 1>and that girl, that surfer girl that he was dating,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he would send her all these crazy text

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<v Speaker 1>messages because she would be out on the surf, like

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<v Speaker 1>surfing with other dudes. But it's not like they like

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<v Speaker 1>on the same surfboard, you know, like cuddled up. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like riding their breaks in the waves of what having

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck cow Bunger. I remember the doing and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, you posing anse swimsuits on the beach,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my boundary. I don't want to see you in

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<v Speaker 1>these swimsuits. It's like, that's not a boundary, bro, It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a boundary. If you're trying to make somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>do something.

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<v Speaker 3>My boundary is making sure that you cook me breakfast, lunch,

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<v Speaker 3>and dinner every day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my boundary.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my boundary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you overstepping it right now because where is

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<v Speaker 1>the spaghetti I asked for?

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<v Speaker 2>It's five thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm an early dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just needed to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>But so, scam scheme are real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>First one hair Jenny psychics.

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<v Speaker 3>Psychics, it's a scheme. It's a scheme. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>it really depends on It's like a medical professional or

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<v Speaker 3>a chiropractor. You got to choose the right person because

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<v Speaker 3>there are people who can scam as psychics. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of believe there's some people who just have

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<v Speaker 3>that wisdom.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do right. I mean, you believe that, and

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<v Speaker 1>even if it's like deductive reasoning, like I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a shit, even if you just came to it because

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<v Speaker 1>you like, I'm seeing a school.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, I got like my teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Badge exactly exactly, I'm seeing children the patter of feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I call it to me. It's a scheme that

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<v Speaker 3>has been passed down through matrilineal lines and heritage. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it is a woman's scheme. I've never seen a male psychic,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right. So I believe in women's rights and wrongs,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I think if you're a woman who is

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<v Speaker 3>able to offer wisdom by just reading someone's aura, fuck it, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>get at it. Charge me one hundred bucks for it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean. So it's a scheme. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a scheme. I feel like, of course they're scammers. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>be abusing that, right, don't be abusing that.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll be like, yeah, the universe told me to hand

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<v Speaker 1>You need to hand over your like the deed to

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<v Speaker 1>your home to get your stuff, which psychics have done

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<v Speaker 1>that we've covered on this show. We don't like that, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like going in and even if it's

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<v Speaker 1>just confirming your own biases and getting the courage to

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<v Speaker 1>do something that you're scared to do because the psychic

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<v Speaker 1>lady said it all comes together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I'm like, oh yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Bet. Now, if men were psychics, I say scam fully because.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they don't have that women's intuition.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they also don't have the listening skills.

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<v Speaker 1>If they can't listen to living people, they certainly can't

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<v Speaker 1>listen to spirits. I agree. I don't think no ghost

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<v Speaker 1>has ever spoken to a man.

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<v Speaker 3>I questioned a male therapist, That's all I'm saying. Even

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<v Speaker 3>in therapy, I questioned a male therapist. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, because man be with they homeboys and be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my homie just got divorced. You'd be like why, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm like, how mut y'all be in friends

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<v Speaker 1>since you were eight? Like why don't you know? You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't ask no follow up questions? You definitely ain't following

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<v Speaker 1>up with my dad. Granny like, no, tell me more.

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<v Speaker 1>It's three magical words. Tell me more, learn them, learn them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, man, that's tough. Ways, that's tough. You

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<v Speaker 2>want to know a round? Like what give that man

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<v Speaker 2>a hud?

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<v Speaker 1>That's your friend? I know. I agree, with you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say scheme as well, okay, because I'll get my

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<v Speaker 1>tarot cards right every now and then why not? And like,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's something that's guiding me in the right direction,

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<v Speaker 1>then why not.

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<v Speaker 3>And then if you get a gut reaction against what

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<v Speaker 3>they're saying, then that's also information. Yeah, right, where you're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe I'm not into this. I'm not into what they're saying, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, And that's that's knowledge to be like, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 3>let me listen to myself. It's not like you just

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<v Speaker 3>you know, follow whatever they say whole cloth.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but some people do.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that's too long.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I guess I would rather go to

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<v Speaker 1>a regular psychic than be in a cult. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that one is like both people have the same need,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the need for answers because they can't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out on their own so they can have peace. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather go to a psychic than be, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>living on a compound.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what it is, though, regardless of whether

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<v Speaker 3>or not you choose a culture or psychic, as humans,

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes we just want to not think. We just want

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<v Speaker 3>to outsource our free will and just be like I

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<v Speaker 3>just need to put this on someone else to tell

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<v Speaker 3>me what to do, and that's dangerous, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, but also sometimes that you're right, but that's free.

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<v Speaker 2>Why people enjoy the structure of like the military.

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<v Speaker 1>Or like I even remember being a kid and like

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<v Speaker 1>having to go to school the same time every single day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I would get my sister ready before and

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<v Speaker 1>I would listen to Steve Harvey in the morning the

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<v Speaker 1>show like an old lady every morning and like have

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<v Speaker 1>my routine. I don't remember being as anxious then.

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<v Speaker 3>I think so, And I feel like that's why. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>people are young kids, the young'ins, the gen z. They're

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<v Speaker 3>increasingly going to Catholic church. They like the structure of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Na lit it up in there for me, no

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<v Speaker 2>shade to the Catholics.

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<v Speaker 1>Get to go throw them rosaries in the air, wave

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<v Speaker 1>them like you just don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard the funniest joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could remember who said it, but they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, I feel like Jesus is not coming back

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<v Speaker 1>because everybody wearing them crucifixes.

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<v Speaker 2>And he feels like that's a threat.

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<v Speaker 3>What are crucifhersics we killed?

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<v Speaker 1>That's true? Kill home man, now we're walking around with

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<v Speaker 1>the murder weapons just on us, with diamonds and ship

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't come back either, that's real. That's why he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't saying us from Trump. He said, I ain't coming

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<v Speaker 1>down there all you MAGA supporters of trying to deport

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<v Speaker 1>mysel Salvador.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. I never thought of it that way. I

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<v Speaker 3>like that. Listen, if I got killed with a gun,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna come back and embrace people wearing guns

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<v Speaker 3>all over their body, they wearing good necklaces.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not safe.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not safe.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be around you. Moving on to

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<v Speaker 2>our next scam scheme A real thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Valet valet, Oh, that's real. Okay, that's real. Listen, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're if you live in Los Angeles or any city

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<v Speaker 3>where parking is scarce, that is a true convenience. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you know how much strike?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how much?

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<v Speaker 3>I broke up with a man because he lived in Ktown.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair, he lived in Koreatown and three nights separately,

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<v Speaker 3>I cried because I couldn't show up for that booty call.

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<v Speaker 3>That's dress that is that affects my mental spiritual I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even imagine what you were thinking as you was driving

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<v Speaker 1>the Pean and they're having a circle to block. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>you was supposed to be circling, circling to block.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would mess with me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, like I believe Valet is a true service.

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<v Speaker 3>Tip your valet drivers. They're keeping your card safe, car safe,

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<v Speaker 3>while you're like, I do what you gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Re tip your valet drivers. That's gonna go into our

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<v Speaker 1>next thing. But but also I don't like how valet

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<v Speaker 1>drivers move all of my seats. Yes, I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little person, but I literally am except on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>Sh All y'all know if I'm not, don't let nobody

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. But I feel like when I get back

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<v Speaker 1>in my car in every setting is I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 1>drove it up the block, my guy, you had to

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<v Speaker 1>change every mirror and move to seat all the way

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<v Speaker 1>back to the backseat.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's a petite lady issue. I am not a

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<v Speaker 3>petite lady. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you get back your seats be the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got long legs, short torso I have long

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<v Speaker 3>legs and short tors I do, but I'm taller than

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<v Speaker 3>you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You Cay y'all hear that she's taller than me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hear it either.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a tall voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like sometimes it can be a scheme because

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<v Speaker 1>and here's why I feel like in Los Angeles one,

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<v Speaker 1>it pisses me off the way the city was designed.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like it was just like paved by, like

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<v Speaker 1>like they just follow like a wild animals, like footprints,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're like, let's pave this. Like it's too big

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<v Speaker 1>of a state for us to continue to have establishments

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<v Speaker 1>that do not have any parking.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that. I get that, Like, but let me

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<v Speaker 3>explain to someone who went to grad school and urban

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<v Speaker 3>planning and knows a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>We got an urban show.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. I don't drop all my credentials all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>but in this moment, the problem is is Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 3>was built by how do you say it, real estate

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<v Speaker 3>prospectors and heavily lobbied by the car and rubber tire industry.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, they didn't do a lot of thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>It was more about how do we just get people

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<v Speaker 3>on freeways? You know what I'm saying. So when it

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<v Speaker 3>comes to like the livable driving experience with parking lots

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<v Speaker 3>and parking on the city streets. Not a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>forethought at all. No, that's not how it is. Because

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<v Speaker 3>La was such a new city relatively right compared to

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of the country, that it was established in

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<v Speaker 3>a messed up, extra capitalistic way.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. We ain't got no Gilded Age.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and so they were just like just it's everything

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<v Speaker 3>about the nineteen fifties that happened. That's it's you know,

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<v Speaker 3>chewed up La and spit it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna toss it. I mean, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>those freeways are built through black POC neighborhood that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>and they cut off access to rich neighborhoods, and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of brown people did not have cars or not

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<v Speaker 1>maybe sometimes not even because they couldn't afford them, because

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<v Speaker 1>people wouldn't sell back.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I would argue that, I would argue, you're you're

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<v Speaker 3>a description of a city where the streets were sort

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<v Speaker 3>of paved after the hoofs of animals. Is Boston? That's

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<v Speaker 3>real because that's like pre colonial to colonial age, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just there.

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<v Speaker 3>It does get a bunch of clippy cloppies. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>if you ever driven in the Boston area. It's terrible, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>because they just all of a sudden, it's like they're turning,

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<v Speaker 3>they're merging out of nowhere because these were not built

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<v Speaker 3>for high speed cars. It's built for little turns of

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<v Speaker 3>little course carriages.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you, and in La, except for specific venues,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree that valet is definitely an assessiny. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>real thing. I will say in bigger places, like when

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<v Speaker 1>I go to Texas. If I see a valet and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like for an event, and I see a huge

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<v Speaker 1>ass park a lot that they've just roped off so

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<v Speaker 1>that they can park your car and charge you for it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, bro, that whole parking lot is right there.

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<v Speaker 2>How you gonna pop up? How do you gonna pop up?

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<v Speaker 1>Ballet? Also, how can I get involved? Like what time

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<v Speaker 1>do I need to show up to the Walmart parking lot?

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<v Speaker 1>Start put consto tape around that bitch with me? Like

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<v Speaker 1>y'all try to go to this concert?

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<v Speaker 2>Give me your car.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. Texas is a whole other thing. They got enough space, truly.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I'm like Ballet in Texas, like y'all are playing

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<v Speaker 1>with me, Like I'm parking about car on the lawn

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<v Speaker 1>kiss my head. No, so I do agree with you

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Okay, last but not least, scam schemer. Real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about tipping the valet tipping outside of restaurants,

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<v Speaker 1>so not restaurant tipping, but anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a real thing, slash a scheme. It

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<v Speaker 3>really depends on where you are and what industry you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna include baristas in restaurant, like in like food service,

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<v Speaker 1>I tip I binary baristas, and they are included in

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant like we should be tipping them. Okay if

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<v Speaker 1>they got purple hair and you're not tipping and tripping.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, in America, as some of you might know,

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<v Speaker 3>the history of tipping is obviously built off of racism reconstruction.

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<v Speaker 1>Answer to agg it really is listen maybe America about

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<v Speaker 1>the fill up that's cement. They about the field that

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<v Speaker 1>swimming pool up with c mint because they would rather

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<v Speaker 1>nobody swim than.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody brown giddy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where we're at, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're listening to this outside of America, that's

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<v Speaker 3>just a history. So for me, given that history, I

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<v Speaker 3>do tend to tip because I don't know I used

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<v Speaker 3>to work for the labor movement, and I'm like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>nice to just tip, Like at hotels. I don't at

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<v Speaker 3>hotels I try to tip. I do I do tip,

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<v Speaker 3>Like if I just came from a cafe in Hollywood

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<v Speaker 3>just now, before I got here, I tipped on my

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<v Speaker 3>first little little toast, I did tip like a dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe I should have been more clear. Hospitality is

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<v Speaker 1>not included, all right, so that include service injury, the industry,

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<v Speaker 1>like all of that I'm talking about, Like a specific

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<v Speaker 1>time I went to I like to get people birthday boxes,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes only with you women. So I'll go to what

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<v Speaker 1>is that store called the one in La you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the witchy one where they sell you like a box

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<v Speaker 1>of expensive rocks and candles.

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<v Speaker 2>Intuition.

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<v Speaker 3>Intuition, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember I've gone in there and like bought

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<v Speaker 1>a you know, a birthday box. And then like when

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<v Speaker 1>i'm they turned the iPad around and it's like tip suggestions,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I just shopped in here. I brought

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<v Speaker 1>it to the counter myself. Now, if a witch had

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<v Speaker 1>come out and put some palacanto around me and been

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<v Speaker 1>like this is where you need to go, maybe I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give her a tip for an that's right. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>if I come into a store and I purchased things,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why you're asking me for a tip.

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<v Speaker 3>If you take away the sort of hospitality, then yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's a scheme.

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<v Speaker 1>The place that I used to get JUVEITERI map Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they had a situation which I later found out. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say this in order, So they had a situation where

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<v Speaker 1>like I would go there. I gone there for years

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<v Speaker 1>and only because my one nurse was there, and finally

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<v Speaker 1>she left, so I follow her to where she went.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but before.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like either like I get juvederm under my

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<v Speaker 1>eyes sometimes because so jubiderm is a filler.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people get in their lips and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you see the girls with the lip that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you know, they can't they can't eat normal

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<v Speaker 1>again the lip flip. I get it under my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>because my family is just a genetic thing that it's

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<v Speaker 1>the volume starts to like like go inward.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean your eyes are great right now, thank you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll get that done maybe once a year. But

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<v Speaker 1>before I get it done, this nurse or the lady

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<v Speaker 1>the front deess would come in and pull up the

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<v Speaker 1>price of the procedure and I would pay, and it

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<v Speaker 1>would ask me if like to leave a tip?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, in that position, I felt really held hostage.

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<v Speaker 1>I always left the twenty percent tip because you're asking

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<v Speaker 1>me to leave a tip before the person comes in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not trusting love minors, so I would I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get to establish relationship in the beginning. The first time

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<v Speaker 1>that they wit that ho, that's weird. I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to tip. You're about to inject my face.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I don't give you no tipping? That you

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<v Speaker 1>bad and then you start stabbing me wrong? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know about that. That is a scam.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're showing me the tipping monitor before you do

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<v Speaker 3>the service, that that becomes a threat. Yeah, then that

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<v Speaker 3>becomes a threat.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of understood the payment thing just because like,

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<v Speaker 1>what if I run out with this stuff in my eye,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't get it back, Like I gotta get that,

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<v Speaker 1>suck it back right if they put it in and

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<v Speaker 1>I just vote for the door, Like I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>get that. But the tip thing, I was like, nah,

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<v Speaker 1>because what does she fucked me up? Because I leave

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<v Speaker 1>no good tip. I don't like this. I like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I later found out at the place that my nurse

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<v Speaker 1>went to, like I tried, like when I paid for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time. This is maybe a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, and where's the tipping option? And

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, oh, man, we don't this is a

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<v Speaker 1>medical procedure. No one I should be asking you for

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<v Speaker 1>a tip. I was like, I've been tipping for like

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<v Speaker 1>five years.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a scam. See, that's a scam.

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<v Speaker 1>The owner of the last place was like using up

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<v Speaker 1>all the drugs for her personal use and like stealing

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<v Speaker 1>the tips from the nurses.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I feel like any kind of like cosmetic beauty

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<v Speaker 3>clinic can be a potential front for money laundering. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying it's very it's ripe.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, instead of a laundry man, it should

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<v Speaker 1>be that, because how are you gonna tell me how

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<v Speaker 1>many laser facials I did today? You don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Oh, we need to be running that drug money through.

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<v Speaker 3>You can cook the books on that one spot, real

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<v Speaker 3>easy medspa. You would really easy cook the books.

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<v Speaker 1>We did twelve twelve hundred dollars facial massage. That's right today, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>who don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>No one's gonna know.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, ideas, guys, maybe you.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to run a scam. We're giving you ideas. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what this show is about.

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<v Speaker 1>Scam here, absolutely not y'all know the eybugatto fund. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>need to start getting it back up and running again,

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<v Speaker 1>not getting sued. Okay, this is cautionary tales at all. Hypotheticals,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, allegedly, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You for those.

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate your opinions. Listen, and we learned some

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<v Speaker 1>things from a city planner.

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<v Speaker 3>I did all two years of my ECLA Masters, but

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<v Speaker 3>I did not graduate.

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<v Speaker 1>Why give up if you're not close? Oh no, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what? Fair enough cut your losses. Okay, you are

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<v Speaker 1>a brilliant comedian. We didn't need to give in that school.

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<v Speaker 1>No more. Coin.

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<v Speaker 2>You learned everything you needed to know.

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<v Speaker 3>You're such a supportive friend, Lacy, I mean, as are you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try to do this scarf god.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. That brings us to my favorite segment here, historic hoodwings.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where I will regale Jenny with a famous

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<v Speaker 1>con caper group of criminals. We don't know yet, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we like them. Maybe we hate them, maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>laugh at them, but never at the victims. So today

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be talking about the Warren Buffet of insurance fraud.

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<v Speaker 3>I live for this. I am salivating right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Warren buffet of insurance fraud stole two billion

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<v Speaker 1>dollars from his own companies, then tried to pay a

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<v Speaker 1>state official to one hundred million more to stay quiet

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and this is him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, he looks more like a cult leader than

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<v Speaker 3>an insurance fraudster.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked like like Trump cousin who ran a methlet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's all recessive gene. Just if you can't see the picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh true, he's all recessive.

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<v Speaker 1>Giving brother cousin for sure. But I will say I

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<v Speaker 1>mean for being in jail. He managed to get that hair,

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<v Speaker 1>Pat made it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. That hair is laid well.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe they like him in jail.

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<v Speaker 3>That is probably proof because as I say.

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<v Speaker 1>Like how you show up to the court kind of

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<v Speaker 1>shows how people fuck with you in jail, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>your hair is done, got my haircut, like Luigi man,

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<v Speaker 1>Jam may always be looking fresh as hair.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's also fine, but he is so fine.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean, I feel like, what's this dude? He

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<v Speaker 3>let's think about it. What's his personality? He is a

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<v Speaker 3>white man, white collar Cohn who is in prison. He's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be fine. He's like probably a fast talker. He

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<v Speaker 3>probably you know, tries to fit.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a decent head of hair.

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<v Speaker 3>He has a good head of hair. So I bet

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<v Speaker 3>you the the other prisoners are just like you're you're fine.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's in white collar jail. Yeah, they're probably all

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<v Speaker 1>playing tennis exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So Greg Lindenberg, he looks like a Greg's so forgettable,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Greg how gregh.

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<v Speaker 3>No, here's another photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we saw him in a side profile first, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's it's given.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's very it's very malfoy. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know about that. The eyes are very malfoy. His hair

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<v Speaker 3>is red, but it could just easily be platinum blonde.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and then what is this? Like bang he's doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>And why is he scowling at us?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why he saw me. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>with these types of guys who are probably scammers, like

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<v Speaker 3>white collar guys, they take these kind of photos where

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<v Speaker 3>it makes him feel like they're powerful. But little does

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<v Speaker 3>he know that he needs a stylist. He needs some

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<v Speaker 3>more gay people in his life. Problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he thinks he's serving like CEO face and it's like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>the sc it's not financial, it's not face. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>but like that's what the stands for. Look the fuck? No,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, I feel like I'm gonna lose my

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<v Speaker 1>soul if I keep looking at you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't stere at hisize.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he he follows you around the room. Oh yeah, No.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was born in San Mateo, California, and attended

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<v Speaker 1>Yale University. Of course, you know, like you do. While

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<v Speaker 1>at Yale, he started a healthcare newsletter, which later became

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<v Speaker 1>ELI Global, a conglomerate that has almost nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with healthcare that's headquartered in Durham, North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 3>See see that's already gonna tip you off if you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna name something ELI Global. This is how you know

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<v Speaker 3>he's a good scammer. I mean, eventually he became not

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<v Speaker 3>a good scammer because he got caught. But a good

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<v Speaker 3>scammer will take the words that make you invoke the

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<v Speaker 3>thing that invoke the status the institution. Because when I

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<v Speaker 3>hear Eli Global, I hear Eli, Lilly, that's pharmaceutical too,

0:23:57.320 --> 0:24:02.000
<v Speaker 3>that's pharmaceutical, and then Global implies we got reach, we

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<v Speaker 3>are powerful, and so that's when you know, like, that's

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<v Speaker 3>that's the start of a good scammer.

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<v Speaker 1>And his name is not Eli, so he's like, who

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<v Speaker 1>is Eli, Eli?

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<v Speaker 2>We're not We're too poor to know. You're right, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Like using like buzzwords like that in any corporate sense,

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<v Speaker 1>and they love that stuffy no market share, lion share

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<v Speaker 1>senergy grow, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't. I'm not corporate enough of an Asian

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<v Speaker 3>to know the rest of those words.

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<v Speaker 1>So on his personal website, Greg called William Randolph Hurst,

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<v Speaker 1>the newspaper magnet of the earliest twentieth century who inspired

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<v Speaker 1>the Charles Foster Kane character in the movie Citizen Kane,

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<v Speaker 1>as one of his earliest inspirations. Now that is a

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<v Speaker 1>run on sentence. So I'm gonna explain to you what

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I just said. Greg said that William Randolph Hurst, who

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<v Speaker 1>was a newspaper magnet, that's right, was his inspiration.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:06.960
<v Speaker 1>And the newspaper magnet is is what Citizen Kane is

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<v Speaker 1>inspired by.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So it's kind of diabolical.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this makes sense.

0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:16.280
<v Speaker 3>That's like you know what that's that's like, that's like

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<v Speaker 3>the way these like techno fascists today, like Pallanteer name

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<v Speaker 3>they they name their companies and their inspiration off of

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<v Speaker 3>literally the villain from like Lord of the Ring.

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<v Speaker 2>So they want to be Lex Luthor sobe exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like they don't see it as a cautionary tale.

0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 3>They see that as like aspirational.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wish that the names didn't sound so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish that the villain's names was like, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>really aspire to be the Boogeyman, that's right, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be everywhere in closets under.

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<v Speaker 3>Bens, I know, William Randolph hers.

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<v Speaker 1>Terry, find the children taking to parents my knee, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I want somebody to be like, yeah, Boogeyman.

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<v Speaker 3>Global exactly, But they're not going to do that. They're

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<v Speaker 3>smarter than.

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<v Speaker 2>That, right, Lex Luthor does sound you know these sound

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<v Speaker 2>more enticing, I guess so.

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<v Speaker 1>In twenty fourteen, he started buying insurance companies and lobbying

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<v Speaker 1>politicians to increase the amount of insurance like company assets

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<v Speaker 1>that an owner could invest in. So he started buying

0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:16.600
<v Speaker 1>the insurance companies and then he was like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>start using my money to now lobby our cricket ass

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:21.439
<v Speaker 1>government so that I can make sure I can get

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<v Speaker 1>as many investors in these companies as possible. Who knows

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<v Speaker 1>why that's not like legal, probably because it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is what happens you if he comes from

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<v Speaker 3>an elite background, is able to get into Yale, and

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<v Speaker 3>then in Yale, he supercharges his ability to become a

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<v Speaker 3>part of the ownership class to be a part of

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<v Speaker 3>the people who run the world. They literally tea talk

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<v Speaker 3>to each other like we're going to run the world, right.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably people up with one on the cloaks on

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<v Speaker 1>in it and you're always getting his booty beat down

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<v Speaker 1>in the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is how you show up. This is how

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<v Speaker 3>you show up when you start a business. Act like that.

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<v Speaker 3>You say, I'm going to start a business, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>because I have money, I'm going to be able to

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<v Speaker 3>lobby aka buy off the right decision makers to change

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<v Speaker 3>the rules to be favorable to me. That's how they think.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we're out here little peons going to public

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 3>school trying to get straight a's because we just got

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<v Speaker 3>to follow the teachers orders.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, do you understand what I'm saying.

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get out there and vote. No, do vote,

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<v Speaker 2>But like.

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<v Speaker 3>The rules are for suckers, yeah, is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>But if we could buy things off, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>So Greg bought five, like a five million dollar mansion

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<v Speaker 1>in the North Riley area that was the most expensive

0:27:31.960 --> 0:27:35.240
<v Speaker 1>home sold in the county. And this is the five

0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:38.360
<v Speaker 1>million dollar mansion. This is the North Riley, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Carolinas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and at the time he had the most ball

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>in his ass house. This is the most expensive house

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:45.080
<v Speaker 1>you could get.

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<v Speaker 3>It is nice when you live at a mansion that's

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:50.359
<v Speaker 3>surrounded by enough forest to hide bodies. That's when you

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<v Speaker 3>know you're rich.

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:55.199
<v Speaker 1>Right, That really is when you know, because like you

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 1>cannot see like through those trees exactly like y'all, but

0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 1>just got he got trees and hedges, y'all ain't seen.

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<v Speaker 1>He can chop the body up all on the driveway

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<v Speaker 1>and shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Trees and hedges.

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Is wealthy, yeah, but also so much secrecy.

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Why you need trees and hitch that's right, suspicious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very suspicious. So he bought another mansion in Durham,

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>which was his main residence for many years and is

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>equipped with both indoor and outdoor tennis courts for year

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:27.280
<v Speaker 1>round us. He also had a vacation home in Key

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 1>West and in Idaho. Who the fuck is vacation in

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Idaho with the potatoes? What do you mean? Vacation home

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>in Idaho? Those words should not be juxtaposed.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like when you want vacation homes and places

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:41.360
<v Speaker 3>people don't want to go to, it's because you got

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<v Speaker 3>something to hide. Yeah, yeah, that's my Philly.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's what he was doing in Idaho

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<v Speaker 1>at his vacation home.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hide amongst the spuds. Does he looked like

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 3>a potato? It's camouflage.

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<v Speaker 1>So at the same time, he started buying more insurance companies.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's buying homes and insurance companies. ELI Global now

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>acquires around thirty new companies per year.

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 3>He just got that greedy. I mean, that's greedy.

0:29:08.720 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a sickness.

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 3>But that's the other thing too. It's like people say, oh,

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:16.160
<v Speaker 3>American capitalism, it's all about competitive markets, when in the end,

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 3>when you're that rich, your goal is to become a Monopoly.

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 3>It's truly the game of monopoly, like the game, the

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 3>board game. That's all they want to do. They want

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 3>to just dominate a sector. That's why they buy up

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:27.520
<v Speaker 3>so many companies.

0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 1>And that's why Monopoly isn't fun. I mean, it was

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 1>created by a woman stolen from by a man. But

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 1>the whole point was to show the ills of capitalists.

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, let's turn into a fun game. It's like,

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not a fun game because as soon as someone

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>has the monopoly, nobody wants to play anymore. Because what

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 1>do you mean every time I land on boardwalk, I

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta clean myself out.

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Then you're the jerk. Then you're the jerk.

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Right yeah, no, it's it's bullshit. You don't mean monopoly

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 1>fights I've been in. I still gotta cut all my

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 1>thigh like my cousin jremana Jermonica.

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 2>So like hmm no, So this is how I got

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 2>to stealing two billion.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Greg diverted more than two billion dollars from the

0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>insurance companies. He bought money which was held in a

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>trust to pay future insurance claims into loans and securities

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:14.520
<v Speaker 1>for himself. So this money was to pay future insurance claims,

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>and he decided he was gonna divert it to his

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 1>own loans and securities for himself. So then he went

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 1>to gamble on the stock market as well.

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I took.

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>These people's insurance money and was like, I can guarantee

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<v Speaker 1>you won't get paid executive bob claim.

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:33.880
<v Speaker 3>It's a little piggy bang for him.

0:30:34.440 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 1>He forgave more than one hundred and twenty five million

0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 1>dollars in loans to himself from the insurance companies he controlled.

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>How can you do that?

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 3>How can you Why is there no oversight?

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:48.440
<v Speaker 1>He overseeing himself? And he looked at himself and he

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:49.760
<v Speaker 1>said it was all on the up and up.

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 3>Who's plazing the police? No bad.

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:57.960
<v Speaker 1>So, between twenty sixteen and twenty nineteen, multiple insurance companies

0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>controlled by Greg were placed in rehabilitation or liquidation. Thousands

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:06.840
<v Speaker 1>of individual policyholders and other victims were collectively still owed

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:11.160
<v Speaker 1>more than one billion dollars in one of the largest

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 1>insurance frauds in US history.

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:18.479
<v Speaker 2>So he was stealing from himself. But he acquired all

0:31:18.480 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 2>these companies.

0:31:19.320 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 1>And when you think about it, if you're going to

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 1>acquire a company at a value and then know that

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 1>everyone's paying in constantly, Like it's kind of the best

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 1>company to acquire if you want to embezzle from your

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 1>own company. Yeah, because everybody's paying in and real and

0:31:32.960 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 1>it's insurance is a Ponzi scheme.

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 2>You really don't get caughtuntil people start calling for a payout.

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:40.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, exactly, So, I mean he had a great

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:41.240
<v Speaker 3>strategy here.

0:31:42.480 --> 0:31:45.880
<v Speaker 1>Some victims may be paid back at least partially, but

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:49.920
<v Speaker 1>many others died before the case was resolved. You know,

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 1>roughly thirty thousand victims died before recovering money tied to

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 1>the scheme. Now, my thing is is like if they died,

0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 1>can their relatives come for that money? I feel like

0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:01.440
<v Speaker 1>you should be.

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that individual is connected to a family.

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Right, we didn't bury Grandpa loose. We are a pine

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>buying somebody for me something exactly at least the cost

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:12.200
<v Speaker 1>of a costco cast.

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 3>There should be a claim. There should be a claim,

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 3>but what happened in this case, they just the claims

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 3>just died with them.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, about thirty thousand of them.

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:24.360
<v Speaker 3>See that's when you know insurance it's a scam, truly.

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, do you know that you can't age out

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 2>of life insurance.

0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh, when you're too old, they don't want to pay

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 3>for your your body.

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Like, they'll just stop covering you.

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Can you live longer than they blamed, but.

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 3>You just paid so much money? Okay, See this is

0:32:38.400 --> 0:32:40.600
<v Speaker 3>why like people are so mad, Like even after the

0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 3>Eton and Palisades fires, so many people have been denied

0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 3>their like legitimate claims for fire insurance. Yeah, and so

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 3>it's like, what are you even doing?

0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:51.720
<v Speaker 1>And amallable? You can't even get insurance at a lot

0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>of places, right, a lot of homes.

0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 3>No, there's like a federal thing, so you know, part

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:58.320
<v Speaker 3>of me is like it's almost like they're like, we're

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 3>gonna set up an insurance scheme so that basically the

0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:04.960
<v Speaker 3>worst thing that can happen to you that would make

0:33:05.040 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 3>us pay this out, we'll just wish and hope that

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't and then we just sit on our you know,

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 3>as fat cats on this money. Right, just use it

0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 3>as a personal piggie bag like that.

0:33:15.040 --> 0:33:17.320
<v Speaker 1>That's how it feels, That's what it is, and that's

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 1>why my insurance company hits me, Like my health insurance

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 1>hits me up, like, oh, let's do your annual physical

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>like and not like I go to the doctor, but

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like one that they want to do through the

0:33:26.640 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 1>insurance company, and I never do it because I'm like,

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I know you're in nefarious as fuck, you don't care

0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 1>about my health. And either way, if I do this,

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:36.360
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be bad for me. I don't know how yet,

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:37.680
<v Speaker 1>but I know that for sure.

0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 3>But do you hear how like one hundred percent? Like

0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 3>that's who we need universal health care because if you

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 3>have a profit motive when it comes to health, you're

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.480
<v Speaker 3>not showing up because you don't want to be deemed

0:33:47.920 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 3>like you don't want to like increase your personal costs.

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:52.360
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to like grab them, deny you care.

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Like, come on, right second I tell them a whole

0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>guy asthma, they go'll be like, oh, well we had to.

0:33:57.560 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 3>Be a raised Listen, when I was twenty one years old,

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:02.400
<v Speaker 3>I start a socialist collective. So I just need you

0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 3>to know.

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:04.160
<v Speaker 2>This is why I love this.

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I love this.

0:34:05.120 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm look at all these gyms just seeping out.

0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm joining Jenny's know.

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:09.839
<v Speaker 3>You didn't even know he had a.

0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Great pizza maker. And that's honestly all I needed was

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 1>her and her husband's pizza maker for me to join

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:14.960
<v Speaker 1>the cult than you.

0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm there.

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm in there like swimwhere So one victim of Greg's

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 1>couldn't pay for her murdered son's funeral, seeing another family

0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:27.600
<v Speaker 1>lost access to more than six hundred thousand dollars in

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:31.279
<v Speaker 1>savings while their daughter underwent cancer treatments.

0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 2>But Greg needed the money himself because he had big

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 2>plans for what I mean, Listen, Greg needed the money

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:44.040
<v Speaker 2>more than these these grieving families.

0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:47.959
<v Speaker 3>Because he needs to, like, what invest in sunscreen? Because

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 3>he's so pale? Does he need to color his red

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:53.360
<v Speaker 3>hair to be even redder?

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:54.839
<v Speaker 1>What is he right? What does he mean?

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Because he's got a river of money.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 1>His ex wife, Tisha referred, I was the say T shirt,

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:02.319
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, ain't no way she's T shirt.

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:04.399
<v Speaker 3>I felt that I felt that coming from you too.

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:06.399
<v Speaker 1>I was like, ain't no way she had T shape,

0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>not with this man. Okay, but she could be a

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:10.879
<v Speaker 1>T shoe because you know, there's a there's a joke

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:12.919
<v Speaker 1>of closure ears.

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 2>If I'm play, y'all can listen, but don't don't be

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 2>trying to tell the joke.

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 1>But you know, the black community, we talk about how

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.120
<v Speaker 1>like if there's like a black woman like an expensive

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 1>place with like a really really bad wig, she's most

0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:25.799
<v Speaker 1>likely with like the superst richest white dude. Like all

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 1>you have to do to get a rich old white

0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:30.400
<v Speaker 1>dude is just where like the stiffest wig you got

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 1>and go to a hotel, a nice hotel bar and

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 1>then what bam, you know you're in the Maldives.

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a stereotype, but you know sometimes stereotyptype little.

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:43.240
<v Speaker 2>Trio listen, hardwig, soft life, that's what they're saying.

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:49.280
<v Speaker 1>So his ex wife, Tisham, referred to his spending as

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 1>a river of money that flowed through his more than

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 1>three hundred personal companies. The couple's home in Durham was

0:35:56.320 --> 0:36:01.080
<v Speaker 1>regularly staffed with tennis and martial arts trainers, nannies and

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:04.879
<v Speaker 1>security personnel, each making tens of thousands of dollars per year,

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>according to court documents. Now, martial arts trainer.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 3>What does this white man you gotta do with a

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:11.440
<v Speaker 3>martial arts trainer?

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:11.960
<v Speaker 1>This one?

0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:13.000
<v Speaker 2>You know you got too much money?

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 3>This is see, this is when, this is when I

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 3>need to be a better scammer, because I need to

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 3>just use use this round Asian face and just tell

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:20.719
<v Speaker 3>people I could teach them kung fu.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you could definitely need to make that money.

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Come on, misses me O martial art, pat store, get

0:36:30.560 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 1>a few grasshoppers. You know that's the that's the end

0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:36.839
<v Speaker 1>of the retreats. They gotta grab the grasshopper. If they don't,

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:39.480
<v Speaker 1>they gotta go back to level one and pay again.

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 3>What kind what kind of kung fu you trying to do?

0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:45.919
<v Speaker 3>And Durham, North Carolina, I'm asking for you, North Carolinas.

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, these kung fu structures are not Asian.

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you thought that.

0:36:53.280 --> 0:37:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is sinse tom okay in not sense. Okay,

0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:09.520
<v Speaker 1>thank you, since say Chad.

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 2>They ain't never seen.

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:14.239
<v Speaker 1>The couple's lifestyle was so extravagant that in their separation,

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Lindenburgh was ordered to pay sixty thousand dollars a month

0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 1>in child support. Linden Burg is greg sixty k in

0:37:20.719 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 1>month and a month and child support for his three children.

0:37:24.280 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 1>So when they split up, she got sixty k for

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the three kids, twenty k.

0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 3>A child a month. I mean fair.

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Look, they got to keep up their lifestyle. Somebody's gotta

0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 1>pay the martial arts trainer and like, okay, I like that.

0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Tsha got out of here, though she didn't get divorced.

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Good.

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so she I think she saw the river was

0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:48.640
<v Speaker 1>just flowing a little too fast.

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 3>That's right, Mackenzie bezos that shit right.

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 2>She was next to the nole, but she wasn't in

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:56.360
<v Speaker 2>d nile that. She was like, let me, let me

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:58.080
<v Speaker 2>get what I can get, cuz I know we do

0:37:58.160 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 2>a crime.

0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 3>We I don't know anything, but I do know the

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:03.400
<v Speaker 3>smells shady.

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Right. So after the divorce in twenty nineteen, Greg used

0:38:07.719 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 1>about thirty million dollars of stolen money on private jets,

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:15.800
<v Speaker 1>twenty one million dollars in connection with various women. Okay,

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty one million dollars shout out, Okay.

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 3>That isn't good per capita kind of a bill. Okay,

0:38:25.360 --> 0:38:28.680
<v Speaker 3>twenty one million divided by how many we.

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't know it says various various is five let's say five.

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, twenty one million across five. That's about four million

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:38.280
<v Speaker 3>dollars change per per per.

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Better put that couche to good work.

0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:44.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, good work, And look, there's only so much honey

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:46.880
<v Speaker 1>twenty honey gree could suck on. I bet it was

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>a pretty cushion gig probably just played a lot of

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:50.839
<v Speaker 1>double tennis.

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:52.840
<v Speaker 3>And just wearing tight dresses. That's it.

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>He also spent twelve million dollars on yat expenses. You

0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:00.319
<v Speaker 1>know how you have to do your yat expenses. And

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 1>this was including boat trips to Ibitha, that's where we

0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:05.400
<v Speaker 1>know them. Various women came from. It's a lot of

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:08.200
<v Speaker 1>batties in Abita, okay, and they will get on your boat,

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:08.879
<v Speaker 1>that's right.

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 3>They love an international water crews. Oh yeah, you know

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 3>there's no rules in international waters.

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's not why they're doing it.

0:39:16.480 --> 0:39:19.840
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a bonus. It's an added bonus. What

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:20.319
<v Speaker 1>kind of.

0:39:20.280 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 3>Life is this great? Trying to live? I don't understand.

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 3>This is what I don't understand rich people, sometimes even

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 3>fake rich people. It's like how much relaxation and luxury

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:33.960
<v Speaker 3>can you really? Can you really stand?

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I think it gets boring after a while. And also

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 1>you have to remember that once you're I kind of

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:42.720
<v Speaker 1>think about it, like I think about my age bracket.

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>When I turned thirty, all of a sudden, I never

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know anybody in their twenties like I do

0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:49.800
<v Speaker 1>not know anybody in their twenties other than my little sister.

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>And when my little sister moved here to go to college,

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:53.759
<v Speaker 1>I was I was going to Ireland to shoot. And

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like kind of like pandished because I only

0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 1>really had like a month to help her get settled

0:39:57.080 --> 0:39:58.759
<v Speaker 1>in before I was gonna diappear for months. So I

0:39:58.800 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, I gotta find her something like yo, like

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:02.879
<v Speaker 1>the friends and the twenties will pop it. And then

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I sat and I thought thought about it really hard.

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know anyone below the age

0:40:11.920 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 1>of twenty nine.

0:40:13.920 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, listen, it happens.

0:40:15.640 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 1>And that's how it goes with like billionaires, Like eventually

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:22.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't know anybody who like remembers what.

0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:24.919
<v Speaker 2>A bill looks like. It's true and is even held

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:25.600
<v Speaker 2>one in their hands.

0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:28.160
<v Speaker 3>But that's why they get so bored, because you can

0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:31.840
<v Speaker 3>only luxuriate and stimulate yourself so much. Like you know,

0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:34.320
<v Speaker 3>I have a lot of friends who are either chefs

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 3>or food writers. I have a friend who traveled the

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 3>world for fifty best bars, drinking the finest in cocktails,

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:44.200
<v Speaker 3>and they are out here, they will experience palette fatigue.

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:46.919
<v Speaker 3>It's called palette fatigue.

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:48.719
<v Speaker 2>Where your mouth had too much good stuff.

0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 3>Exactly, it starts to taste the same and you just

0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:54.760
<v Speaker 3>get desensitized. So I need these rich people to stop

0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 3>stealing from the rest of us, hoarding all that wealth,

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:00.720
<v Speaker 3>hoarding all that dopamine, and just.

0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Spread it around because it's not making you happy. And

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why. If you're poor, it's hoarding, but

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 1>when you're rich, it's like an accomplishment, Like you don't

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 1>need all that money, just like Homegirl on TLC don't

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:16.319
<v Speaker 1>need Autumn Jatchki's y'all both don't need either of all

0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 1>of those things. But now it's something to impressure weird

0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:21.760
<v Speaker 1>ass friends. That's why you got people like Harlan Crowe

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:25.399
<v Speaker 1>who collect that's Harlan crow Is Claireence Thomas and sure, daddy,

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>oh that's right, that's right. The Nazi enthusiasts who loves

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>to collect Nazi memorbilia, slave mamorbillia, and he like brings

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:33.319
<v Speaker 1>people over to his house to like look at old

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:35.960
<v Speaker 1>spoons and shit. I'm like, how fucking dull are you

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:39.959
<v Speaker 1>that your personality has to be collecting things that only

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:43.480
<v Speaker 1>have value because you're boring ass attributed to have value.

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, and also that you have to pay people to

0:41:44.960 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 3>come look at your spoons. Yeah yeah, rab.

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Run So. According to Greg's own notes, his crimes were

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.080
<v Speaker 1>meant to help him grow his network into the tens

0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>of billions of dollars. A fund harem and fund a

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 1>harem of beautiful girlfriends and luxury vehicles. Oh, also build

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:09.560
<v Speaker 1>a media in prior and oh. Oh. He also wanted

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:14.759
<v Speaker 1>to create Valhalla on Earth the see Oh, and he

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>wanted to fund research to extend human lives, not all.

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:21.879
<v Speaker 2>Humans, just the rich ones.

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Just him. This is the problem when rich people become

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 3>so out of touch. They think they're gods. They want

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:28.400
<v Speaker 3>to live as a god.

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to wish evil on anybody, but I

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 1>do think that when certain ultra rich people get diseases,

0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 1>it does benefit society. I'm not even lying because with

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 1>one of the Koch brothers had pancreatic cancer. Do you

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:44.000
<v Speaker 1>know how far he took patriardic cancer research because he

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:46.600
<v Speaker 1>was throwing so much money out right right, and then

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:48.960
<v Speaker 1>everybody else got to benefit from that. Okay, so you know,

0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 1>you can be a billionaire, but you need to get

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:52.759
<v Speaker 1>a rare and curable disease so that.

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 3>We can finally get somebody to work on it, that's right,

0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:58.279
<v Speaker 3>and share the results of that because some people they

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:00.279
<v Speaker 3>will hoard the knowledge too.

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, but we need to know. We need

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 1>to know what you're up to. Valhalla on Earth is

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 1>so strange, like like this is how you know you

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:10.760
<v Speaker 1>have too much money. You're left alone with your thoughts

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:12.719
<v Speaker 1>too much, Like there's nobody around you who's like, bro,

0:43:12.800 --> 0:43:14.240
<v Speaker 1>what you're talking about? Are you high?

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like there's nobody in his life who's

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:16.879
<v Speaker 2>ever like, are you hig?

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:19.239
<v Speaker 3>Bro? He doesn't want to die, and that's why we

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 3>need to make friends with Jeff. Oh wow, I'm saying

0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 3>this is spiritually and.

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not about to be homies with death. No, it's

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm about to have the most embarrassing death you've ever seen, Jenny.

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 1>When I die, I'm going out kicking and screaming. It's

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:36.799
<v Speaker 1>not gonna be no, hopefully it's peacefully in my bed,

0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:39.359
<v Speaker 1>but like, there will not be a dignified death.

0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:40.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be like I'm ready to go.

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I love you out, and I'll be like.

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Get away from me, angels for me.

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.839
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's all about like I want to live

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:51.560
<v Speaker 3>my life knowing that it might not be the tomorrow,

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:54.480
<v Speaker 3>you know. Yeah, And so I feel like spiritually that

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 3>helps me.

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Now I will say I do think about death every

0:43:57.080 --> 0:43:59.839
<v Speaker 1>day same, so that does help help me it all

0:43:59.880 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the pass I wake up in the morning, I'm like,

0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:04.200
<v Speaker 1>whoa we made?

0:44:04.440 --> 0:44:05.799
<v Speaker 3>We are comedians right.

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 1>One that was like, you're more likely to die before

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 1>eleven am. So I was like, WHOA made it past eleven?

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:13.839
<v Speaker 1>As we out here, we out here, we out here.

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:15.839
<v Speaker 3>You ain't taking me today, and you got to get

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:19.080
<v Speaker 3>through like winter holidays. You just gotta get you get through.

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:21.440
<v Speaker 1>That's a big death doozy.

0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:23.279
<v Speaker 2>That's holidays, that's right.

0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 3>So this man needs to just make friends with death.

0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, unfortunately for you, jinny uh, he trying to live forever.

0:44:29.920 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 3>He's still alive.

0:44:30.840 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Overall, Greg aimed at having one hundred billion dollar networth

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:36.400
<v Speaker 1>and the ability to live to one hundred and twenty

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 1>years old. A December twenty twenty four report by Bloomberg

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 1>News said that Greg sought to father as many as

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 1>fifty children.

0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:46.839
<v Speaker 3>Is he elon musk, what is happening? Do they all

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 3>have the same playbook?

0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 1>So they got the same ketamine dealer look at him,

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 1>because they all seem like they've been in the same

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 1>k hole, like they ran into each other and they're like, helo.

0:44:57.239 --> 0:45:01.000
<v Speaker 3>These photos of these weird billion they either look like

0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:03.360
<v Speaker 3>they're on uppers or downers? What is happening?

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm sorry, if you have that much money, you

0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>can't be ugly, Like how ugly when you have this

0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:10.240
<v Speaker 1>much money?

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:12.560
<v Speaker 3>It's so upsetting when his hair looks like a nineties

0:45:12.600 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 3>sitcom kid.

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:15.759
<v Speaker 1>Because you notice the saying like you're not ugly, you're

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 1>just poor, you know what I mean?

0:45:17.600 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Like, so if you like, why are you still ugly?

0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Sir?

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:23.560
<v Speaker 3>If you can't see his his his hair, it basically

0:45:23.600 --> 0:45:26.120
<v Speaker 3>looks like a redhead bowl cut. But he just brushed

0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 3>it back.

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like he brushed it back and then he put

0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 1>the bowl on exactly.

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:32.760
<v Speaker 3>It looks like a mushroom cap.

0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 2>It does look like a mushroom carap o.

0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:38.239
<v Speaker 3>Do do do do? Do?

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay? So Greg wanted fifty children. So he said, Nick

0:45:41.960 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 2>can't hold.

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 3>My hold my beer, my beer, hold my GLP one peptides.

0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Right because I'm coming for it.

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:52.680
<v Speaker 1>And so through like you wanted to do this through

0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:56.160
<v Speaker 1>a sprawling network of egg donors and surrogates. So also

0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 1>he wanted to borrow women's wounds for those genetics. Those

0:46:00.000 --> 0:46:02.319
<v Speaker 1>genetics should not procreate, bro, let's just pat it in

0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:03.960
<v Speaker 1>with you. I am so mad.

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:07.360
<v Speaker 3>This is where I get my like fucking Marxist rage

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:10.680
<v Speaker 3>coming out, because this motherfucker he's out here trying to

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 3>repopulate the earth like he's Genghis Khan. And then and

0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:17.839
<v Speaker 3>he's rigging the economy so that regular everyday folks are

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 3>so depressed and have no hope for the future. No

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:23.560
<v Speaker 3>one's having babies, but he's out here trying to repopulate.

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 3>I do not want you to live on this island

0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:26.719
<v Speaker 3>with him, No.

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Not at all.

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, your genetics aren't giving, sir. We do not need

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 1>more of you. We don't.

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:36.759
<v Speaker 3>This is when I become a total like genetic supremacist.

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:39.640
<v Speaker 3>It's become just like I hate your recessive genes, sir,

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:41.759
<v Speaker 3>greg what is his last name?

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Well?

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 2>Uh oh, what is.

0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 1>His last name?

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:49.399
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like a cheese. I do not want no men

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:53.840
<v Speaker 3>with last names that sound like stinky cheeses to populate

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 3>the earth. No, thank you.

0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:58.880
<v Speaker 1>And he was specifically pursuing to your point, women with

0:46:59.000 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 1>blonde hair and blue eyes.

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 3>So he is some supremacist.

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was looking for Aaryan.

0:47:04.680 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 1>He was looking for Arians, which is so recessive that

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 1>it's very rare to find adults who have naturally blonde

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>hair like they have it as children, and some adults

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:16.640
<v Speaker 1>grow up and continue to have it, but it usually turns.

0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:21.040
<v Speaker 1>But like the whole Aryan thing, sir, please, we've already

0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:23.280
<v Speaker 1>proven that there's no supreme race, and if there.

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Was, definitely ain't the Arians.

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Wrote A son can't kill y'all be for real.

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:36.719
<v Speaker 1>Sps Right, I say nobody. I'm saying nobody superior, but

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying if they wasn't kind of rank, I just

0:47:39.440 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 1>feel like Arian y'all got the sun archive. Yay. You know,

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's y'all.

0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:48.239
<v Speaker 3>Gun to my head, I'm ranking to my head, I'm

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:48.799
<v Speaker 3>ranking so.

0:47:48.880 --> 0:47:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Bloomberg reported that at least twenty five women were tied

0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:56.480
<v Speaker 1>to the operation, with some allegends that they were manipulated

0:47:56.760 --> 0:48:00.359
<v Speaker 1>or deceit alleged that they were manipulated or deceived into

0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:04.759
<v Speaker 1>donating eggs that Lindbergh greg used after being told they

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:09.880
<v Speaker 1>would go to an anonymous infertile couple. He just scams

0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:12.280
<v Speaker 1>on every level, so you ain't even pay these women

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:13.680
<v Speaker 1>for the eggs.

0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:17.960
<v Speaker 3>He is using people's goodwill and desire to help others.

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 3>He's amusic.

0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:21.400
<v Speaker 2>He's manipulating them, truly.

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what stores do to us when they

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:24.760
<v Speaker 1>be like, do you want to donate to this charity?

0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:25.919
<v Speaker 1>Am I gonna get the rite off?

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 3>Are you exactly?

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Go away?

0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:32.320
<v Speaker 1>So, but do donate to the charity. There's some charities

0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:34.680
<v Speaker 1>that you know direct. Yeah, if you see like Trevor

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Project pop up a lot on the screen, go ahead,

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 1>donate to Trevor yourself.

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what I mean.

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:40.800
<v Speaker 1>You see Saint Jew's, go ahead, donate to them babies

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:42.440
<v Speaker 1>yourself on the website. But do you don't need to

0:48:42.480 --> 0:48:43.239
<v Speaker 1>do what a Walgreens?

0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Greg?

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 3>Greg really was like, donate to the to the cause

0:48:45.680 --> 0:48:46.360
<v Speaker 3>and the causes me.

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 1>So, Greg, who has twelve children, spent lavishly to recruit

0:48:51.640 --> 0:48:55.360
<v Speaker 1>women through yacht parties. Not the yacht girls, Oh, no,

0:48:56.239 --> 0:49:01.480
<v Speaker 1>matchmaking services. We know what those are. Luxury events while

0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 1>operating a surveillance apparatus that conducted background checks and monitoring

0:49:06.719 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>on prospective romantic partners.

0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Can I just tell you right, Now what you just

0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 3>described in a nutshell is the kind of world that

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 3>these billionaires are forcing on the rest of us. Yeah,

0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 3>think about that. What you just the surveillance, the transactionalness

0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 3>of humanity.

0:49:25.680 --> 0:49:29.840
<v Speaker 1>The children, the children, they tricking women out of their wombs.

0:49:30.320 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 3>This is this is why they are taking over the

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 3>world right now. And they're just shoving AI down our throats,

0:49:35.560 --> 0:49:37.640
<v Speaker 3>the surveillance state down our throats. They just want to

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:41.719
<v Speaker 3>make everything that whatever that is the most bleak, the

0:49:41.760 --> 0:49:44.640
<v Speaker 3>most bleak vision of humanity right there, they want to

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 3>impose that on the rest of us. And I hate it.

0:49:46.560 --> 0:49:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I hate it because I mean I like to think

0:49:49.280 --> 0:49:53.080
<v Speaker 1>about it in like terms of either airlines or even

0:49:53.160 --> 0:49:56.600
<v Speaker 1>like fast food chains. Like once Spirit Airlines and other

0:49:56.640 --> 0:49:59.359
<v Speaker 1>low budget airlines joined the game and started and now

0:49:59.400 --> 0:49:59.759
<v Speaker 1>they're low.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Their of low pricing was still like dynamic prices.

0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:05.000
<v Speaker 1>It was like, yeah, you get a cheap ticket, but

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:06.440
<v Speaker 1>when you get to the airport they go nickel and

0:50:06.480 --> 0:50:08.520
<v Speaker 1>dime you, right, So it might end up being like

0:50:08.520 --> 0:50:10.160
<v Speaker 1>a lay away for a flight. You might end up

0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:12.120
<v Speaker 1>paying what you would have paid upfront for you know,

0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:14.239
<v Speaker 1>like Adelta in American Airlines or whatever like that. Right,

0:50:14.280 --> 0:50:17.200
<v Speaker 1>that's not not a budget airline. But when Spirit started

0:50:17.200 --> 0:50:19.759
<v Speaker 1>doing that, people started flying. Delta immediately looked at Spirit

0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:22.400
<v Speaker 1>and was like, oh, these people will take anything to

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 1>get in the sky. Why are we providing a mind

0:50:25.600 --> 0:50:28.880
<v Speaker 1>of tanks like we need to up charge people, Like

0:50:28.920 --> 0:50:30.840
<v Speaker 1>they're not even Delta not gonna give you a biscough

0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:33.520
<v Speaker 1>cookie if you fly in under three hours, Like if

0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:36.160
<v Speaker 1>you're flying from Lax to SFO, they say you can't

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:36.839
<v Speaker 1>get a bisc cough.

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:38.800
<v Speaker 2>No more, they ain't gonna give you a drink either.

0:50:38.960 --> 0:50:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Is that the world we want to live in?

0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Better wat your own whistle? I remember you could be

0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:43.799
<v Speaker 1>in coach when I was a kid and get a

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:44.319
<v Speaker 1>hot meal.

0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:45.759
<v Speaker 3>I remember this time.

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:48.319
<v Speaker 1>Right then they said, no, y'all say a class citizens. Okay,

0:50:48.360 --> 0:50:50.479
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna strap you to the back.

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:53.440
<v Speaker 3>We won't even give you a dry ass cookie.

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Right, you want to sleep you out?

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 1>That's extra. So Greg denied wrongdoing because remember there's like

0:50:59.080 --> 0:51:01.440
<v Speaker 1>twenty five women who came were like, we've been bamboozled

0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>led astray.

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like we hate you. He denied wrongdoing and later

0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 2>sued Bloomberg's reporters for defamation. That lawsuit was dismissed in

0:51:09.880 --> 0:51:11.040
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five. I'm sorry.

0:51:11.080 --> 0:51:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I love that y'all love to sue for defamation when

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:15.160
<v Speaker 1>you're rich because they told the truth about you. Like,

0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:16.759
<v Speaker 1>that's not defamation, baby.

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 3>That's how secorent things.

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't want people to know.

0:51:19.040 --> 0:51:20.640
<v Speaker 3>That's right, it's truthful though.

0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, sorry, right, so bribes.

0:51:24.680 --> 0:51:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, when North Carolina insurance regulators started poking around, Greg

0:51:28.880 --> 0:51:32.440
<v Speaker 1>tried to bribe the state Commissioner of Insurance, Mike Causey,

0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 1>with two hundred million dollars to stop interfering.

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Between April twenty seventeen and August twenty eighteen.

0:51:38.760 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Greg and others funneled millions of dollars in campaign contributions

0:51:42.520 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 1>and other benefits to North Carolina's insurance commissioner with the

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:51.040
<v Speaker 1>explicit goal of having senior deputy commissioner removed. So remember

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:53.080
<v Speaker 1>they tried to bribe the other one. He wasn't taking

0:51:53.080 --> 0:51:56.120
<v Speaker 1>a bribe. So now, like billionaire Zoo, they're getting involved

0:51:56.160 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 1>in politics so that they can get their spencer prep

0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 1>into office, so that they can have their you know,

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:06.319
<v Speaker 1>criminal loser, Yeah, empty headed you know, right, puppet like

0:52:06.360 --> 0:52:09.480
<v Speaker 1>you said. So, Yeah, that official had been responsible for

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:10.840
<v Speaker 1>regulating Greg's insurance.

0:52:10.840 --> 0:52:11.160
<v Speaker 3>We were right.

0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:12.319
<v Speaker 1>So they're like, we gotta get him out of here

0:52:12.320 --> 0:52:14.240
<v Speaker 1>because he actually trying to do his job in the government.

0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:16.560
<v Speaker 1>And like, how dare he We're rich, which you mean

0:52:16.600 --> 0:52:17.880
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to do your employments?

0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:19.280
<v Speaker 3>You mean I can't get one I want?

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? How Also like, you're an idiot for trying to

0:52:22.360 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 1>bribe somebody with two hundred million dollars. How would that

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:27.800
<v Speaker 1>man in politics under heavy scrutiny ever be able to

0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:29.760
<v Speaker 1>explain a wind fall of two hundred million dollars?

0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:30.759
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't make sense.

0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 2>No, he was gonna go to jail, so a memoir.

0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, he wrote a memoir.

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, oh lord, Greg and three others were indicted

0:52:39.520 --> 0:52:42.520
<v Speaker 1>on bribery charges in twenty nineteen. He was convicted and

0:52:42.600 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 1>sentenced to seven years in prison. That said, two years

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:49.719
<v Speaker 1>into his sentence, a judge overturned his conviction and he

0:52:49.920 --> 0:52:53.120
<v Speaker 1>was released and granted a retrial.

0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm about to flip this table.

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Who was that judge?

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:59.440
<v Speaker 2>How much money did they get here? To flip this

0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:00.000
<v Speaker 2>whole map?

0:53:00.560 --> 0:53:04.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna put this mounted in ground table, so you know,

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 3>after he did his b he wrote a memoir called

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 3>six hundred and thirty three days in the stop it

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:13.200
<v Speaker 3>is he making himself a victim?

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And he started making YouTube videos on self help

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:20.640
<v Speaker 1>and dieting techniques. We got one of his YouTube videos

0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:27.839
<v Speaker 1>right here top it. I don't know about self help,

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>but you know how to help himself to your.

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Money A simple technique. If you're facing a grave threat,

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:32.720
<v Speaker 3>start fasting.

0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:35.800
<v Speaker 4>Going to prison is the unknown. You're afraid of everything

0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 4>in prison. And the summer of twenty twenty one, I

0:53:39.160 --> 0:53:39.880
<v Speaker 4>started fasting.

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:41.440
<v Speaker 1>His hair looks a little bitter here.

0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 4>Like bub as of six pm to nine. I've done

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:46.239
<v Speaker 4>fifty one fast of over ninety hours in a row

0:53:46.760 --> 0:53:48.960
<v Speaker 4>every week, or fifty one eating this.

0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Sort of way.

0:53:49.600 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Can you pause it real quick? There is a There

0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:54.000
<v Speaker 3>is a little note on the bottom as he's talking

0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:57.000
<v Speaker 3>that says, as I share my experiences with intermittent fasting

0:53:57.080 --> 0:53:59.160
<v Speaker 3>and theories on quantum.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Physics, what is a physicists?

0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:03.759
<v Speaker 3>Now? I acknowledge that I am not a medical professional,

0:54:04.000 --> 0:54:07.560
<v Speaker 3>and that one should always consult with a physician before

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:11.399
<v Speaker 3>undertaking intermittent fasting and making other drastic changes to their

0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:14.320
<v Speaker 3>diet and lifestyle. You're talking about quantum physics.

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:16.959
<v Speaker 2>What does that have to do with starving yourself.

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:21.359
<v Speaker 1>What, Like it's so wild to me, Like, I think

0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:23.640
<v Speaker 1>that's one of the biggest scams about and I hate

0:54:23.640 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 1>this for men, but this is the prison that they

0:54:25.280 --> 0:54:28.840
<v Speaker 1>put themselves in. Is like ED is not recognized in

0:54:28.960 --> 0:54:33.400
<v Speaker 1>men like you and women and like with men, like

0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:36.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like those bros who are like eating boiled chicken

0:54:37.000 --> 0:54:41.960
<v Speaker 1>and talking about gains baby, that is that is disordered eating.

0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I know that some people intermitte fast, but it usually

0:54:44.719 --> 0:54:47.440
<v Speaker 1>means like they'll like eat during a certain part of

0:54:47.520 --> 0:54:49.600
<v Speaker 1>the day and that's all, which I still think is

0:54:49.640 --> 0:54:53.280
<v Speaker 1>a little I know, but at least they're eating meals.

0:54:53.360 --> 0:54:55.040
<v Speaker 1>But he's talking about starving.

0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 3>Himself and quantum physics.

0:54:57.400 --> 0:55:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Because you're know how they work together. I'm good, So

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:02.279
<v Speaker 1>we're good on that video. If I feel like his spirit

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:05.799
<v Speaker 1>gonna jump out of the screen or something. So he

0:55:06.040 --> 0:55:11.080
<v Speaker 1>was convicted again on the same bribery charge in twenty

0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:11.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty four.

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:14.960
<v Speaker 3>This rap sheet doesn't end it is a CVS receipt, yes.

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:17.880
<v Speaker 1>And in twenty twenty six he was convicted of fraud

0:55:17.960 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 1>and money laundering for the two billion dollar insurance scheme.

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:23.160
<v Speaker 1>So in twenty twenty four, it was just another bribery,

0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.560
<v Speaker 1>he said. Bribery worked out so well, I went to prison.

0:55:25.680 --> 0:55:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Let me do it again, sir, Ribin didn't work for

0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:30.719
<v Speaker 1>you the first time, why would you get out and

0:55:30.800 --> 0:55:31.280
<v Speaker 1>ribe again.

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:34.040
<v Speaker 3>It's pathological. There's no rehabilitating.

0:55:34.160 --> 0:55:35.439
<v Speaker 2>And there's the ego of it all.

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:37.239
<v Speaker 1>Once you get a certain amount of money, you think

0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:39.759
<v Speaker 1>nothing is off limits, out of reach, out of touch,

0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 1>You think you can treat people any kind of way,

0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:43.480
<v Speaker 1>and you think you're above the lock and you can

0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:44.359
<v Speaker 1>just buy the law.

0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:46.200
<v Speaker 2>And in a lot of cases they do and can.

0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:51.560
<v Speaker 3>He's probably a terrible way, oh for sure. Four, Not

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:53.520
<v Speaker 3>that I'm thinking about it, but like for him to

0:55:53.560 --> 0:55:54.359
<v Speaker 3>have twelve.

0:55:54.080 --> 0:55:57.319
<v Speaker 2>Babies, well we don't know how many are like in

0:55:57.400 --> 0:55:58.240
<v Speaker 2>vitro whatever.

0:55:58.400 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right. Also, like it just doesn't seem like he's

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 1>good at quite literally anything. And if he ain't eating

0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 1>all the time, how you got energy to bone?

0:56:07.160 --> 0:56:09.239
<v Speaker 2>Definitely not Valhalla.

0:56:09.280 --> 0:56:11.359
<v Speaker 3>He wants to hare them. This is ridiculous, sir.

0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:13.920
<v Speaker 1>And who are you to think you deserve anybody's couchie

0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:16.120
<v Speaker 1>like sorry, beef so for real?

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 2>So letters from his supporters, Yeah he.

0:56:19.600 --> 0:56:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Has supporters, Well, he did have seven hundred ninety four

0:56:22.440 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 3>subscribers to his YouTube channel.

0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:29.319
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so, so he at least has seven ninety five supporters.

0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:33.400
<v Speaker 3>Global, the Global ELI Global.

0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:36.000
<v Speaker 2>So he has some letters of supporters.

0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:39.920
<v Speaker 1>At his fraud sentencing, Greg submitted letters from these people

0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:45.879
<v Speaker 1>in hopes, in hopes for leniency. Former inmates who knew

0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 1>him from prison wrote letters on his behalf, not the inmates. Now,

0:56:49.680 --> 0:56:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what wait inmate letter

0:56:53.600 --> 0:56:54.160
<v Speaker 1>is gonna ho.

0:56:55.040 --> 0:56:58.040
<v Speaker 3>You know how much those fellow inmate letters have pulled?

0:56:58.440 --> 0:57:02.440
<v Speaker 1>Right, it's me Johnny three stabs, And I think Greg

0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:06.160
<v Speaker 1>is a great guy. Like I don't know who's Johnny

0:57:06.200 --> 0:57:07.880
<v Speaker 1>three steps and only.

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Taking three stabs to key? But he knows Greg is

0:57:12.360 --> 0:57:12.879
<v Speaker 2>a the guy.

0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Is that Is that like a thing to brag about

0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:18.760
<v Speaker 3>that you could kill someone in three stabs? I feel

0:57:18.760 --> 0:57:20.800
<v Speaker 3>like that's like Johnny one take for actors.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 1>So he also had an ex drug dealer named Willie

0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Cologne who wrote a letter and Greg and he said

0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:35.760
<v Speaker 1>they said that Greg helped him and other prisoners learn

0:57:35.840 --> 0:57:39.440
<v Speaker 1>financial and life skills needed to turn their lives around

0:57:39.640 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 1>after they were relieved.

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:43.680
<v Speaker 3>Listen, this is this is one hundred percent. I see

0:57:43.680 --> 0:57:46.360
<v Speaker 3>the picture of this man. He did his whole YouTube

0:57:46.440 --> 0:57:49.160
<v Speaker 3>channel to be about wellness and self help because he

0:57:49.360 --> 0:57:52.320
<v Speaker 3>is a malignant narcissist who believes that he has the

0:57:52.360 --> 0:57:55.080
<v Speaker 3>answer for everything. And he's a white man, so he's

0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:58.000
<v Speaker 3>showing up in prison and he's just like white man

0:57:58.160 --> 0:58:02.160
<v Speaker 3>in his way into becoming a good For Willie Cologne, I.

0:58:02.080 --> 0:58:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Do kind of love that he never stopped. He never

0:58:04.080 --> 0:58:07.320
<v Speaker 1>sees prison is not gonna stop me for. But also,

0:58:08.440 --> 0:58:10.640
<v Speaker 1>something I really wish that people could get out of

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:17.360
<v Speaker 1>their heads is that having wealth or hoarding wealth equals intelligence.

0:58:17.920 --> 0:58:21.040
<v Speaker 1>A lot of rich people are not smart. Yeah, people

0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 1>have this weird methletic goal. Okay, I don't need advice, Like, listen,

0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:28.800
<v Speaker 1>will I tell you who I'm voting for? Yes? Am

0:58:28.800 --> 0:58:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I pretty savvy and politics?

0:58:30.120 --> 0:58:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely? Am I a politician? No?

0:58:32.440 --> 0:58:32.880
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:58:33.080 --> 0:58:35.760
<v Speaker 1>But like, at the same time, like I think I

0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:37.880
<v Speaker 1>have a very smart genius spray when it comes to

0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:39.959
<v Speaker 1>comedy and things that I do. Now, am I gonna

0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:42.840
<v Speaker 1>walk into your oar and perform open heart surgery on you?

0:58:42.880 --> 0:58:44.720
<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, I'd rather you not.

0:58:45.160 --> 0:58:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Right, Like, I don't understand this all around genius thing

0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 1>when people amass a bunch of money. It's like, no,

0:58:49.600 --> 0:58:52.120
<v Speaker 1>they're too smart for that. And also you're calling yourself

0:58:52.200 --> 0:58:54.160
<v Speaker 1>dumb for not having as much money as they do.

0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 1>But really it's probably that you weren't born with it,

0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:58.640
<v Speaker 1>or you're not a murderer, that's right, because you have

0:58:58.680 --> 0:59:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to do one too or both. So after they were released,

0:59:02.120 --> 0:59:03.920
<v Speaker 1>he said that he put them on to all of

0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:05.840
<v Speaker 1>the financial stuff that they needed. It's not like I

0:59:05.960 --> 0:59:08.200
<v Speaker 1>learned how to be better criminals in prison, although I'm

0:59:08.240 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 1>not really taking financial advice from somebody who's in prison.

0:59:11.240 --> 0:59:12.560
<v Speaker 2>For financial crimes.

0:59:12.920 --> 0:59:13.520
<v Speaker 1>That's the time.

0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 2>He was only in there for bribery.

0:59:15.080 --> 0:59:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, he's just teaching them like sort of rich white

0:59:17.680 --> 0:59:20.880
<v Speaker 3>people culture. That's that is his value. That is about

0:59:20.920 --> 0:59:22.320
<v Speaker 3>the course. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

0:59:22.360 --> 0:59:23.240
<v Speaker 2>I would take the course.

0:59:23.320 --> 0:59:23.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:59:23.960 --> 0:59:26.520
<v Speaker 1>So with four years in jail time credit, he will

0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 1>be released in twenty thirty four after he serves eight years,

0:59:30.400 --> 0:59:32.440
<v Speaker 1>and then he will be sixty three when he gets out,

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:35.440
<v Speaker 1>so still fairly young enough to continue doing crime.

0:59:36.480 --> 0:59:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we got Nancy Pelosi Trump out here getting

0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:42.479
<v Speaker 3>well into their nineties, just hanging on for dear life.

0:59:42.520 --> 0:59:43.960
<v Speaker 3>They do not want to retire.

0:59:43.720 --> 0:59:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Because this man good government health care. They won't give you.

0:59:46.920 --> 0:59:49.040
<v Speaker 3>This man is this man has two to three more

0:59:49.080 --> 0:59:52.600
<v Speaker 3>decades ough, So of course Greg is.

0:59:52.560 --> 0:59:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Seeking a pardon from Trump.

0:59:54.040 --> 0:59:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, has recently pardoned other white collar criminals,

0:59:57.600 --> 1:00:00.880
<v Speaker 1>including one of the people involved in Greg's separate bribery

1:00:00.960 --> 1:00:03.720
<v Speaker 1>case from the North Carolina Republican chairman. So remember they

1:00:03.720 --> 1:00:07.240
<v Speaker 1>tried to bribe the chairman. So his homie tried to

1:00:07.240 --> 1:00:09.160
<v Speaker 1>bribe the chairman got a party from Trump. So he

1:00:09.200 --> 1:00:10.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, me next, I'm next to the line. I

1:00:10.800 --> 1:00:13.040
<v Speaker 1>also did a bribery and would like to be released

1:00:13.040 --> 1:00:17.280
<v Speaker 1>from prison. Let me out with the January six ers. So, Jenny,

1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:20.320
<v Speaker 1>what are your thoughts about Greg's overall scheme here? So

1:00:20.760 --> 1:00:24.200
<v Speaker 1>he bought up all these insurance companies, then he siphoned

1:00:24.200 --> 1:00:25.920
<v Speaker 1>all the money out of them, and he's playing with

1:00:25.960 --> 1:00:28.560
<v Speaker 1>it on the stock market, and he was paying loans.

1:00:28.920 --> 1:00:32.560
<v Speaker 1>He got some baller houses. He did have a wife

1:00:32.600 --> 1:00:35.640
<v Speaker 1>who he was treated very nice. Well with money, we

1:00:35.680 --> 1:00:37.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know how he treated it. He tricked a bunch

1:00:37.320 --> 1:00:39.360
<v Speaker 1>of women into donating eggs, which you should get paid

1:00:39.360 --> 1:00:39.800
<v Speaker 1>for that, babe.

1:00:39.840 --> 1:00:41.320
<v Speaker 2>So don't ever give up an egg for free.

1:00:41.320 --> 1:00:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's plenty of people who pay for that egg

1:00:43.120 --> 1:00:46.919
<v Speaker 1>if it's like in the right age bracket. And also,

1:00:47.000 --> 1:00:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sticking hormones into my body the juice up

1:00:49.320 --> 1:00:51.240
<v Speaker 1>my ovulation to give away my egg.

1:00:51.080 --> 1:00:53.480
<v Speaker 3>For free to some random ass greg.

1:00:53.400 --> 1:00:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Hey'll know, but they thought it was going to adopt

1:00:55.440 --> 1:00:56.040
<v Speaker 2>a families.

1:00:56.120 --> 1:00:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Can I just say, hmm, I have not enjoyed any

1:00:58.560 --> 1:01:02.160
<v Speaker 3>of his schemes. His schemes weren't even creative or fun.

1:01:02.360 --> 1:01:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Do you understand what I'm saying? Like his schemes are

1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:07.840
<v Speaker 3>just so boring. It's so just like I need to

1:01:07.920 --> 1:01:12.880
<v Speaker 3>feel like a powerful big man of the universe, master

1:01:13.120 --> 1:01:16.479
<v Speaker 3>of the universe. And I'm over it because I've spent

1:01:16.520 --> 1:01:19.320
<v Speaker 3>the last fifteen years looking at news about men like this.

1:01:19.480 --> 1:01:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it feels like he had like all of the

1:01:21.960 --> 1:01:27.160
<v Speaker 1>billionaires crimes or weird you know, gross squirks like on

1:01:27.200 --> 1:01:30.320
<v Speaker 1>a Pinterest board. And then that was like how he

1:01:30.760 --> 1:01:34.320
<v Speaker 1>copied his personality. Yes, because kind of pasted like he's

1:01:34.360 --> 1:01:38.280
<v Speaker 1>not collecting anything weird. He's just doing the yachts, the Abeita,

1:01:38.920 --> 1:01:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the elon, get everybody pregnant, you know, like he's not

1:01:42.480 --> 1:01:45.240
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing original about anything original.

1:01:45.480 --> 1:01:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Listen and if there was. It didn't get it didn't

1:01:47.920 --> 1:01:50.280
<v Speaker 3>see the light of day, so who knows. But it's

1:01:50.280 --> 1:01:53.280
<v Speaker 3>a real copy and paste Epstein class thing, and I'm

1:01:53.280 --> 1:01:53.680
<v Speaker 3>over it.

1:01:53.880 --> 1:01:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Greg, I'm a disappointed that shouldn't give us more

1:01:56.320 --> 1:01:57.040
<v Speaker 1>razzle dazzle.

1:01:57.200 --> 1:01:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

1:01:57.960 --> 1:02:01.160
<v Speaker 1>None of these purchases are interesting. You didn't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>that we haven't seen before. Your dry you're boring, Your

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<v Speaker 1>hair is weird. We've seen you before. Boo boo, Tomato tomato.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not even fun to listen to as a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>scam because what was what?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do that we haven't seen them before?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking mediocre scammer, exactly, mediocre mediocre.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this guy didn't even think to like become a

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<v Speaker 3>wellness guru, bad enough and grifty enough to like start

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<v Speaker 3>his own goop. Yeah, start your own goop.

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<v Speaker 1>He has no following.

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<v Speaker 3>He was seven littlenety four.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven hundred ninety four subscribers YouTube subscriber.

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<v Speaker 3>I fairly do my YouTube and I have more than talking.

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<v Speaker 1>About intermittent fast and like it's something he made up.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't make that up when you went to jail.

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<v Speaker 3>Bookie, it's called you didn't like the food. So you

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<v Speaker 3>probably didn't eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Like I'm sorry, Like, hey you go boom.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no original boo this man, there's no innovation, there's

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<v Speaker 3>no originality. All right, it's boring.

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<v Speaker 1>Like give us something loser, all right, what's the time

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<v Speaker 1>we went to the last second? Here?

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<v Speaker 2>Before I let Jendy go, We're gonna do Scammer of

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<v Speaker 2>the week.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where we highlight a charlottean that may or

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<v Speaker 1>may not be worthy of our parades. Hopefully they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>something more interesting than Greg's old boring ass. A Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>born climate activist named Shang Lee Sofia Lul, Like, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you say l u o lul lul?

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<v Speaker 2>So Shane Lee Sophia Lul was trying.

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<v Speaker 1>To sex blackmail Milwaukee Bucks co owner Wes Eden. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is our Sofia right here. She's a battie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, look at those legs.

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<v Speaker 3>The legs, the hair, okay, the nose job. I see

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<v Speaker 3>it from Afar.

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<v Speaker 2>I do see it from Afar.

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<v Speaker 1>She's eating. And so she was trying to blackmail this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>Wes Eden, and he looks like blackmailable and also like

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<v Speaker 1>he has more money than he knows what to do with,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's drinking way too much bourbon, because baby, your

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<v Speaker 1>face is blown.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Milwaukee. Listen, my guy, my partner is from Milwaukee.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a white man from Milwaukee. And for them, they're what.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't do that to all the Milwaukee ys.

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<v Speaker 3>White culture is alcoholism with Milwaukee right in, y'all got

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<v Speaker 3>some sexy people over there. Wisconsin culture is alcoholism.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a shadow on his hand or do he

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<v Speaker 1>got the trumpet?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? No, that's a shadow on his hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you need to see about that.

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<v Speaker 3>So he got scammed. He he looks very scammable.

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<v Speaker 1>He does. Yeah, And so she tried to do this

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<v Speaker 1>with Ai Images after their one night stand. Then she

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<v Speaker 1>discovered she'd contracted an STD and demanded more money, which

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<v Speaker 1>is when the plan unraveled. Okay, So Sophia forty six. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>at least he hushed it out age appropriate women. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>She's forty six and she runs the New York based

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<v Speaker 1>nonprofit One World Initiative Advocacy. I don't know what that means,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I was running a scamming nonprofit, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great name.

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<v Speaker 2>One World. They're doing a global thing again.

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<v Speaker 1>One world. Okay, initiative that means we try it, we

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<v Speaker 1>put forth initiative after the see, we are speaking for

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<v Speaker 1>the people that we are initiating around the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Help. Four, do you remember those magnetic poetry kits you

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<v Speaker 3>put on your refrigerator. That sounds like she she came

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<v Speaker 3>up with the name with like a magnetic poetry kit. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>she's just moved some words around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah one, so they know we all together, girl, because

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<v Speaker 1>we were all wide.

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<v Speaker 3>You could have just dropped one of the words one

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<v Speaker 3>World advocacy or one world initiative.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but they were like two for razzle dazzle,

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<v Speaker 1>maximum impact. So archive versions of their website called for

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<v Speaker 1>net zero emissions by twenty fifty and describe climate change

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<v Speaker 1>as the number one issue facing humanity.

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<v Speaker 2>Now these things are true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Now I don't understand how you are promising net

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<v Speaker 1>zero emissions by twenty fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I give you my money, how are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like are you fighting peop like the gas pump, Like

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<v Speaker 1>like you standing next to the diesel pump and you

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<v Speaker 1>just like scrap in the truck, Like how are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stop this from happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this sounds like a charity scam.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds yeah, like it sounds like very expensive galas

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<v Speaker 1>where you know people like have like ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>plates and nobody ever knows what the money actually went to.

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<v Speaker 3>But they got a train and they got a tax break.

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<v Speaker 1>Wes is a sixty four year old Wall Street billionaire

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<v Speaker 1>who made his money working for Lehman Brothers and black

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<v Speaker 1>Rock private equity firms, so he has experience with scamming.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely yes, Like, honestly, I'm on her side now because

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<v Speaker 1>you said black Rock and Lehman Brothers bro scam on.

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<v Speaker 3>Scams, spots, a scam, scam, on scam, he crimes, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, Spider Man meme. Y'all looking at each other.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So Sophia slid into Wes's LinkedIn DMS.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you do. That's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a friend who got married off of LinkedIn DMS.

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<v Speaker 3>We are out here. All the corporate scammers are scamming

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<v Speaker 3>through LinkedIn, and I'm here for it. If you're not

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<v Speaker 3>hurting us hurt each other, go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I feel like LinkedIn is a good place

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<v Speaker 1>to slide in the DM because at least you know

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<v Speaker 1>they got a job, and you could check the date

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>You can cross reference on that as long as it

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<v Speaker 3>still says present. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yes, my my presence, let me slide in these deals.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, will you recommend me? Not a recommendation, Listen, lectric

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<v Speaker 1>just has some layoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody's tweeted not the job store running out of job.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's bad out here, so Sophia sliding

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<v Speaker 1>the dams. Then Sophia threatened to share compromising videos and

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of him. You sending dick on LinkedIn, excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that where we're at.

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<v Speaker 2>Has completely collapsed?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen? I heard that Tender and Bumble have let us down.

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<v Speaker 3>But but Dick on LinkedIn.

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<v Speaker 1>Showing hole on LinkedIn is crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>But also give me a recommendation.

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<v Speaker 3>LinkedIn is so hilarious because I'm not even that on it,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm not like a corporation. But I get these

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<v Speaker 3>like emails still from like friends with their news and

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<v Speaker 3>their recommendations and shit, and I'm just like, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need you to recommend whole?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you recommend this whole for your current employer? You's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna no if I ever get a LinkedIn nude.

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<v Speaker 2>It's over.

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<v Speaker 1>It's over. What do you mean? So? In May of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four, Sophia went Or sent two letters to

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<v Speaker 1>Wes via I message, accusing him of having misled her

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<v Speaker 1>in order to have sex with her and having sex

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<v Speaker 1>with her while she was still mentally incapacitated or mentally disable.

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<v Speaker 1>She said her home had cameras and threatened to release

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<v Speaker 1>the footage to the media if he did not pay her. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what mentally does I think if you're

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<v Speaker 1>mentally disabled, it's like a permanent I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a permanent incapacitated incapacitated. Yeah, that's temporary. But she

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<v Speaker 1>said and or okay, and that's like being a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit pregnant, Like I feel like I get incapacitate it

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<v Speaker 1>you can get your faculties back.

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<v Speaker 3>But she seems like an and or kind of goal

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<v Speaker 3>because she she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Covering her gaming. You're right, yeah, She's like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>throw in everything. I was also temporarily handicapped, Like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she threw in all the kitchen sink. They initially reached

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<v Speaker 1>a settlement of six million dollars before she discovered that

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<v Speaker 1>she'd contracted HPV from the encounter and asked for more money.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when Wes decided to turn her over to the authorities.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, she just she flew too close to the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to understand is that she really did

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<v Speaker 1>contract HPV.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard to tell because sometimes in men HPV is

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<v Speaker 3>like dormant. Yeah, and then but you can still get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not saying I'm wondering if she lied about contralt.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Is very common.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, Guard of Steel kids, But I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>if she's lying about the hp scamming. There's no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not about the sexually transmitted of it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, these things exist. I'm not shaming that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just wondering if if she was like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>scamming him for six million, but he actually did actually

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<v Speaker 1>do something, and then now I want more money because

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<v Speaker 1>I have a legitimate class.

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<v Speaker 3>Right it does you can get cervical cancer from me, exactly. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so that's a real consequence.

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<v Speaker 1>So when federal agents arrived at Sofia's manhat An apartment

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<v Speaker 1>because I remember he called the fans on her, they

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<v Speaker 1>had a search for him. She ignored their calls, texts

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<v Speaker 1>and knocks on the door until a building maintenance worker

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<v Speaker 1>let them inside. The search turned up multiple cell phones,

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<v Speaker 1>one hidden in a dirty laundry and another with Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Terry pats and digital gloves. I will say, you hit

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<v Speaker 1>this right for a man, they really would. It must

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<v Speaker 1>have been a woman in that FBI squad, because why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't check out your tampoon box? Men are scared of tampons.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, as a lady on that FBI squad, dirty

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<v Speaker 1>laundry and tampons.

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<v Speaker 2>She knew where to look.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why DEI is a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's why you need us.

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<v Speaker 3>You bring value. We bring value.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I feel like the men FBI would have flipped

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of mattresses over, pulled all the drawers out

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<v Speaker 1>and dumped them on the ground, pulled everything out in

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<v Speaker 1>the closet, kicked the TV over and left.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>The woman was like, if I was a woman, where

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<v Speaker 1>would I hide these things?

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<v Speaker 3>I would put my phone in.

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<v Speaker 1>A period papom box. Is good.

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<v Speaker 2>They must have told her motherfucking place.

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<v Speaker 1>God damn, they were squeezing her toothpastes out the tube.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit real though. Yikes. So they also found multiple So

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<v Speaker 1>they found multiple step cell phones. Right. They also found

1:11:57.360 --> 1:12:02.280
<v Speaker 1>digital drives and she allegedly had edited photos showing Wes's

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<v Speaker 1>face on the body of another man during sexual activities.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is this pre is this pre generative?

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<v Speaker 1>AI? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so so they figured it out. That's real easy

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<v Speaker 3>to deep fake a situation like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now, jennerve, I wasn't as popular because we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but m see this is the thing. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>falter for any of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's twenty twenty four, so yes, it was poppin'.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't falter for any of this. So far, all

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hearing is scam on scam crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is scam on scam crime. And ain't she

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<v Speaker 1>did have sex with this nasty So I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>six million dollars for boning this nasty You're always gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have that memory of him on.

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<v Speaker 2>Top of you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I always tell people if you go on

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<v Speaker 1>dating apps, that's that's the thing that I would do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have the attention spaand for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I would and I was swiping past people,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like lay down sometimes and hold the phone

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<v Speaker 1>over my face. And then sometimes I get a jump

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<v Speaker 1>scarre like I cannot imagine this person on top of

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<v Speaker 1>me and that I had to the squoll past.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to bone him right away.

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<v Speaker 1>But sometimes like I'll like be like, oh, maybe I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do a personality and like they don't have to be

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<v Speaker 1>that cute, and then and then I'm like, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that no more. If I'm gonna be done dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>the person is gonna be hot. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm gonna be in a bad relationship, We're they're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be hot as fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's your boundary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my new boundary. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing worse than a UGG doing you dirty? And I've

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<v Speaker 1>been there, Oh, nothing worse, like how dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So she was doctor in the videos.

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<v Speaker 1>She was arrested at JFK Airport last year as she

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to border flight to Hong Kong. She was

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<v Speaker 1>bailed out by Robin m Ui Mui Mui. She was

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<v Speaker 1>bailed out by Robin Mulye, a Chinese executive at a

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<v Speaker 1>US based newspaper, and it's under house. Arrest at an

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<v Speaker 1>apartment on Park Avenue. I know that's right, she went

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<v Speaker 1>from one rich man to another. Now this is ooh. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>arguably Wes was a little better looking at this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we're going.

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<v Speaker 2>Down hill listen, But he got her out of the clink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's worth a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>And now she's on Park Avenue.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 2>I would hate to have to just bone uglies for

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<v Speaker 2>my coins.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the problem. You need. You need to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>that they, if they have all the money in the world,

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<v Speaker 3>that they get that Jennifer Lopez, you know, talent for

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<v Speaker 3>plastic surgery and injections.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something or like it's just not a very very

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<v Speaker 1>dark yes, like very like like you can't even see,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you gotta feel your way to the bed. But

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, Like we go in the room with

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<v Speaker 1>our clothes on, we shut off all the lights so

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<v Speaker 1>close the blackout curtains, like it's pitch black, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we feel our way to the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's one way. But here's here's the thing. Though, I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of feel like women like what's her name, the

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<v Speaker 3>pretty one? So yah, yeah, Sophia, Yeah, so she women

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<v Speaker 3>like that. I feel like you just kind of get

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<v Speaker 3>in a scammy position by being good at dissociating. Yeah right,

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<v Speaker 3>you can lie, you can scam. You can tell someone's

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful when they're not. You can tell someone's handsome, manly

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<v Speaker 3>when they're not. Because you can, you can dissociate. So

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking she's good at dissociating when she's learning a

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<v Speaker 3>dark room, nasty situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right. She's probably imagining herself like in a

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<v Speaker 1>field or count the money.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably kill the money in her head exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait's fair for me?

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<v Speaker 2>This will be so difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>My ADHD doesn't allow me not to like interject in conversations.

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<v Speaker 1>But I always asking something briefly and then I'll let

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<v Speaker 1>you continue. But my brain, that's how you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>activated it in the convo. But like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the women who are good at this can just sit

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to a man wax poetic bullshit hours.

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<v Speaker 2>And just shaking their head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they check and then like anytime they say something,

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<v Speaker 1>they want you to be proud of you like oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah wait, I don't know anything about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me more, tell me more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that sounds stressful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're important.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's he phrases.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, key phrases.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't have to listen to anything they're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, wow, that sounds I couldn't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand throwing a lot of those.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why I couldn't do that. No, I barely

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<v Speaker 3>figured out how to track men by saying words like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta work on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not good at it at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you honest? I mean you're honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. People don't like that. They do not like that

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Or I've been making too many jokes. They're like, biche,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to be funny, just be cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, I can't. I can't have a funny feeling. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, it's strict. But yes, So how do

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<v Speaker 1>we feel about Miss Sophia? That's what she goes by?

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Sophia is perfectly fine because it's scam on scam crime.

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<v Speaker 2>I too, scam sa rhyme, Okay, it's a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>My only quip about this is I hate that she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't just take the six million and run.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she asked for too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Six million.

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<v Speaker 3>It's you know, I know that's play money for her,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's something.

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<v Speaker 2>That's six more million that you had, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, why do you think like you're gonna up

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<v Speaker 1>the antsy more?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not risking him notion on you.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is, it's like for her to argue harm

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<v Speaker 3>around HPV. Does anyone care about women's health?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No. Did you think you were gonna get something from that?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Also, you really don't have a case for anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that unless the person knew that they had something

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so if he just walking, we're just over here,

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<v Speaker 1>bon and old mc nasty. You know, he out at

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<v Speaker 1>the social clubs. You know a lot of them ladies

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<v Speaker 1>who are sitting at the bar and the dresses looking

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<v Speaker 1>like they don't belong here, you know.

1:17:25.400 --> 1:17:28.599
<v Speaker 2>Fucked all of them, like probably raw, Like why why

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<v Speaker 2>would you sleep with that man?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm protected?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but Sophia, I'm still I'm sad for you because

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<v Speaker 1>I wish that you could have gotten away with this.

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<v Speaker 3>I know she's a battye.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she was that you could never kill, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't in prison. Well that's the words, So shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to her.

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<v Speaker 3>She's doing fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you so much for being here, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>What a divine pleasure to be with a scam goddess.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you such a joint pleasure to be with you

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Always I feel like we was just saying

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<v Speaker 1>out that's what I have to listen now. We always

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<v Speaker 1>ask at the end of the show, where would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to be fat? Anything you want to plug? Yeah, socials,

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<v Speaker 1>all those good things. Well listen.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're listening to this, it means that this summer

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be in your city because I am doing

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<v Speaker 3>an American tour. It's called the Good Egg Immigrant Grocery

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<v Speaker 3>Store Stand Up Comedy Tour. Okay, so that's right, And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm raising money and I'm raising money for local organizations

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<v Speaker 3>to protect immigrant rights. So go to Jenny Yang dot tv.

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<v Speaker 3>Because these are smaller immigrant grocery stores, we're gonna sell out.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm doing it with a lot of pre sale

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<v Speaker 3>ticket link drops through my email list. So go to

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the list.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and go go and go to see me do

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<v Speaker 3>my stand up comedy about growing up a good immigrant

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<v Speaker 3>kid and my fertility failure journey.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's really good.

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<v Speaker 3>When you talk about because no one's having kids, gen

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<v Speaker 3>z is not having sex. They want the human race

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<v Speaker 3>to end.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I have sex, then I drinking. I just make

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<v Speaker 1>it TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>All they buying diagnosing themselves with mental health is yes.

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<v Speaker 3>What I've learned is at gen Z all they want

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<v Speaker 3>is a cute little macho lante and friends. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>all they want.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to go to the thrift store and get

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<v Speaker 1>all our ship from the early two thousands m hm

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<v Speaker 1>and put it all on at once.

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<v Speaker 2>It's whimsical.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not live your pictures fashion dreams. I'm doing it

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<v Speaker 3>right now. I'm wearing leopard print.

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<v Speaker 1>You're scamming, clashing. It's so cute. Take our pictures so

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<v Speaker 1>I can see it on the Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so cute. So anyway, come say hi and follow

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<v Speaker 1>Do it now and as always as the ib A

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<v Speaker 1>want to see the pictures of that Nasty Man and

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<v Speaker 2>Our producer is Jessica sis Neetos, and our audio engineer

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<v Speaker 1>Research for the show is conducted by Kith Doyle Stay

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