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Speaker 1: It's another jewel. I'm hey, Hi, this is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from dry cleaners. Is Rick there? Yeah? This

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Speaker 1: is Rick Rick? How are you? I don't think we've

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Speaker 1: met before. I usually meet your wife when she comes

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Speaker 1: in her to drop off the dry cleaning. But I

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Speaker 1: saw that. Oh yeah, that's that's that's my girlfriend, Stacy,

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Speaker 1: not my wife. But yeah, no, I don't think we

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Speaker 1: haven't met. Oh I thought that was your wife. No, no,

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Speaker 1: she's just my girlfriend. Oh so you're not married? No, sir?

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Speaker 1: Not married? Somebody un help you? Why is that? Um,

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Speaker 1: it's just the way the way we are. We just uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, we don't we believe in marriage. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: what can I we're gonna do for you? Oh you

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Speaker 1: don't believe in marriage? Or she doesn't. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't see why that really matters, sir? Can I can

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Speaker 1: I help you? What can I free? Man? I'm really

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Speaker 1: sorry to pry. No, it's fine. Just what's what can

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Speaker 1: I do for you? Well? I just laugh time she

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Speaker 1: was in here, she said that you guys had kids. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what any of this has to do

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Speaker 1: with dry cleaning, but you know, can you just tell

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Speaker 1: me what you need and I'll try to hook you up. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what the kids think about all this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's none of your business. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: I have a great family. We're not married. Not a

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Speaker 1: big deal, not an issue. What can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Don't you Stacey forget to pick something up? Don't you

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Speaker 1: think the kids would like it if mommy and daddy

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Speaker 1: were married? Is that? This is none of your business.

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Speaker 1: I don't discuss my personal life with people I don't know.

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Speaker 1: My kids are very happy and well adjusted. Please tell

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Speaker 1: me what the purpose does call is? Oh? I, Well,

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Speaker 1: I was just calling to let you know that your

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Speaker 1: dry cleaning is ready to pick up. But I think

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Speaker 1: clearly we'd have something else to talk about now, don't

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Speaker 1: we know? Actually we have nothing to talk about. You

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Speaker 1: work at a dry cleaners. We use your dry cleaners,

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Speaker 1: or I should say we used to use your dry cleaners,

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Speaker 1: but after this, we're not using your dry cleaners are

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Speaker 1: I'm sensing this is crazy. I'm sensing a bit of hostility,

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Speaker 1: and I don't I don't understand. Why did I say

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Speaker 1: something wrong? Did I? Yeah? This is none of your business.

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Speaker 1: You're prying into my personal affairs. No, no, it is

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Speaker 1: my business because your dry cleaning is done. So I

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Speaker 1: was that part is your business? That is actually literally

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Speaker 1: your business. Yes, my family, my family life, not your business.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're upset because I was asking if you're married exactly? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. Good, glad you get it.

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Speaker 1: Silly me. My whole thing was I just didn't know

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Speaker 1: how you could do that to her because she seems

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Speaker 1: really nice. All right, listen, is your manager there? And

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to your manager. This is ridiculous

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Speaker 1: about what about your behavior? My behavior? I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: the one that hasn't manned up and popped the question.

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievable. I'm coming in to see you and

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Speaker 1: to talk to your manager because I honestly have to

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Speaker 1: see what kind of face goes with such a stupid mother.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's any need for name calling. I

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Speaker 1: think there is. I think there is when you're talking

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Speaker 1: with this level of stupidity. All I think there is. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, I am a person and it hurts when

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Speaker 1: people saving things to me. And obviously you don't care

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Speaker 1: because you're living in sin anyway, and so it does

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Speaker 1: can listen, man, listen, I am done with this conversation.

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Speaker 1: You are obviously a crazy person, and you are a

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Speaker 1: crazy person's going to lose their job. And I never

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Speaker 1: want my girlfriend to be around you. Certainly go all

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Speaker 1: my kids to be around you, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be around you. Kid. I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: would do. This is the craziest thing. Why don't life,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you come in and speak with me? Someone,

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Speaker 1: maybe not even me. He's going to pick up my

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Speaker 1: laundry and that will be the last time you ever

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Speaker 1: see the laundry, and you ever talk to me, and

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Speaker 1: you're going to lose this number. Well, I shouldn't be fired.

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Speaker 1: This is when I should tell your laundry is not ready. Actually,

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Speaker 1: what the are you talking about? Well, it's not ready

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Speaker 1: because it's not ready to make the commitment into coming

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Speaker 1: back to your house. How does that feel okay? To love,

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Speaker 1: to love something so much and then find out that

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Speaker 1: it's not ready to make a lifetime commitment to you?

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Speaker 1: All right? Put your manager on right now, or you

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Speaker 1: hanging up right now and driving down there right now?

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Speaker 1: Listen here, you get married, or I don't give you

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Speaker 1: your laundry back. Oh, yes, I am coming down there

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Speaker 1: right now. You get married, You're gonna have a little chat.

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Speaker 1: You get married. After I get you fired, I'll meet

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Speaker 1: you in the parking lot. Buddy. It sounds to me

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Speaker 1: like you want to beat me up. You must be intuitive.

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Speaker 1: This is eerie. Yes, I want to beat you up.

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Speaker 1: You are you are genius. You could market this skill?

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Speaker 1: Could I could? I kind of do actually, because this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. What yeah, this is Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend stayed? Your girlfriend Stacy set you up? Are

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Speaker 1: you hitting meres fitting me? No, she says, it bugs

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Speaker 1: you a lot when people ask if you guys are married,

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Speaker 1: because I can't believe you can do that to me.

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Speaker 1: Are you ever going to man up and do it?

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Speaker 1: Or oh, dude, don't go there. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: on Moving ninety two point five,