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Speaker 1: Two hopeless daters, one dating app.

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Speaker 2: Then there's.

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Speaker 3: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Dates. It's a dating game show

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Speaker 4: that's hotter than a metal spoon in a crack den

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Speaker 4: battle of ad where we find out whose love life

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Speaker 4: is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just

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Speaker 4: a second. First, let's meet today's contestants over in this corner.

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Speaker 4: When it comes to dating men, she likes some tall,

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Speaker 4: gray and rail thin. That's why they call her Antenna Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, And in the other corner, her perfect date

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Speaker 1: night ends with a romantic couple's bath in a giant

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Speaker 1: tub filled with maple syrup.

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Speaker 4: That's how she got the name Sticky Nicky.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you must be extractive if you can

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Speaker 1: talk anyone into that.

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Speaker 4: Here's how the game works. We gotta have one contestant

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Speaker 4: start by telling one of their worst dating stories. Then

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Speaker 4: the other will try and counter with the nightmare story

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Speaker 4: of their own. We're going back and forth for three

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Speaker 4: rounds until we declare a winner. We're gonna start things

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Speaker 4: off today with Antenna Jenna.

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Speaker 3: Let's go all right.

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Speaker 2: So a guy and I went out to dinner at

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Speaker 2: a fond due place, and so we get bread and

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Speaker 2: some other things to dip in it, and we're having

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Speaker 2: a great time. And I get up to use the

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Speaker 2: powder room and then when I come back, I catch

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Speaker 2: him holding the pot with two hands and drinking out

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Speaker 2: of it like.

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Speaker 4: Its soup melted cheese.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't think this was his first time.

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Speaker 5: No, not lactose intolerant.

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Speaker 4: Kind of impressed. Let's go over to Nikki. Can you

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Speaker 4: punch that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys.

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Speaker 3: So one of the guys they dated, he came back

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Speaker 3: to my place after an amazing date, okay, and we

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Speaker 3: both kept drinking obviously, you know, but he ended up

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Speaker 3: not being able to handle it, and he's really becoming

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Speaker 3: more out of it, to say the least. And at

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Speaker 3: one point he sees a picture of me and my sister,

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Speaker 3: and you know, he says, oh, you might be a seven,

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Speaker 3: but your sister for sure isn't eight. And then he

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Speaker 3: pukes on the picture.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, So you made out with him that right?

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Speaker 3: Oh for sure?

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 4: Definitely all right off to a strong start round around

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Speaker 4: number two. And that means, Jenna, we're back to.

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Speaker 3: You, all right.

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Speaker 2: So a guy and I went out a few times.

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Speaker 2: And so one weekend we planned to hang out and

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Speaker 2: he told me to pack a suitcase. We're going to

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Speaker 2: do a day trip somewhere and it's a surprise. He

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Speaker 2: tells me to meet him at the airport.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I get there and meet him and I'm like, all right, so, like,

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Speaker 2: where are we going? Turns out it was the airport.

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Speaker 5: Our day was to the airport.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't even go through security because you didn't have tickets,

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Speaker 1: so you just the outside.

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Speaker 5: I mean, in his.

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Speaker 4: Defense, there's a lot of nice coffee shops and stores,

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Speaker 4: but on the other side of t s a you've

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Speaker 4: got a bite ticket to access them. Couple. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 4: not as exciting as we thought.

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Speaker 3: Nikki. I met a guy who was kind of cute

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Speaker 3: but kind of.

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Speaker 5: But man, he you.

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Speaker 3: Know, he held that British accent pretty good.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: That adds like five points to any hotness scale men

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Speaker 1: or women.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, halfway through our drink that accent disappeared.

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Speaker 2: I mean, who hasn't faked an accent for a night?

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Speaker 4: I know, I hate.

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Speaker 2: It's really fun.

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Speaker 3: This is super rare on the guys to deep and

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Speaker 3: to be honest, I called him out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well.

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Speaker 3: That's when he admits that he's been just watching Harry

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Speaker 3: Potter on repeat.

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Speaker 4: We were doing when Guardian leveyosa.

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Speaker 3: On you all night, yeah, to stop it all off.

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Speaker 3: He told me he's gone way more dates because of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I think we're pretty much tied up at this point.

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Speaker 4: It's anybody's game. That means as we go into the

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Speaker 4: third and final round, we need your best stories ladies.

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Speaker 4: So Jenna, what have you got?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So I had this guy take me on one

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Speaker 2: of those huge city ferris wheels and at the top

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Speaker 2: we stopped moving.

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Speaker 4: That's the very top, very top.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you know it's nice because you're seeing pretty things,

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Speaker 2: but it's like it's it's an unnatural amount of time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when you're like, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So I asked, you know, like you think everything's okay,

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Speaker 2: and then this guy's like, oh no, my buddy runs this.

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Speaker 2: So I asked him if you could stop it while

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Speaker 2: we were at the top, you know, for a quick

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Speaker 2: hook up.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna be romantic, he's gonna be like for a little.

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Speaker 4: Kids, it's quick. He's like, we only need like three

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Speaker 4: to hook up with the whole view of the city

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Speaker 4: you went through with it obviously.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no no, And the ferris wheel booth is rocket

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Speaker 1: bring us down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So then he calls his buddy on speakerphone and says, hey,

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Speaker 2: press the button. Another one said no, no one.

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Speaker 4: Wow, it's kind of cool that he can just call

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Speaker 4: his buddy control the whole thing. Okay, we only got

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Speaker 4: time for one more, Nikki, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So me and this guy did an escape room together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well I am so not good at them, but I

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Speaker 3: figured it'd be fun. So we're in there, like in

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Speaker 3: it and we couldn't figure out like any of the clues,

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Speaker 3: any of them of them and not like go to

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Speaker 3: the book. Yeah, yeah, no, I need some brush up

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Speaker 3: on like all of the games. Obviously it does. Two.

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Speaker 3: When I looked over in the corner, he was crying.

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Speaker 3: He was like, you guys, legitimately breaking down, and I

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Speaker 3: mean the worst part of it, you know. He refused

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Speaker 3: to even go to the emergency exit. No, ye, walk door.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. If I was the people running that, I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't let you out either.

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Speaker 2: This ideal of what would be happening would be too

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Speaker 2: good to watch.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, so rude.

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Speaker 5: But the I mean the worst worst is instead of

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Speaker 5: going through the emergency exit, like he insisted on calling

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Speaker 5: his mom, did she call?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 3: Became this childhood trauma talk with like how he blamed

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Speaker 3: her for it because they didn't do enough puzzles when

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Speaker 3: they were a kidd.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, her faults that he couldn't solve the escape room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can we vote for the mom in this game

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Speaker 1: because that's the.

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Speaker 3: Worst her for some reason.

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Speaker 4: I blame her too for making that date back. But

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Speaker 4: we heard the final bell. That means the matches over judges.

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Speaker 4: Let's score it, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go Jenna for the Ferris wheel. Already got

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Speaker 2: a fear of those?

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Speaker 4: We got one?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't still get over the fondue pot. Jenna,

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Speaker 5: you got my That.

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Speaker 4: Means congratulations, Antenna, Jenna, you have our sympathy and our

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Speaker 4: respect for the worst dating life of the week.

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Speaker 2: I am getting something out of this nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for playing. Remember Textan seventy five nine

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Speaker 4: to two. If you want to appear on the next

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Speaker 4: edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, your phone TAP's

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Speaker 4: coming up.

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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,