WEBVTT - Macro-dosing With Chelsea Handler 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.160 Hey guys, all the politic in world out there and 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:06.120 our listeners. We have a great episode coming up here 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:08.719 with Chelsea Handler. Want to let everybody know that we 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:12.960 recorded this a while back before the fires. Our thoughts 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:15.640 and our prayers and our minds and our hearts and 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:18.960 our souls are with everyone in Altadena and the Palisades 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:22.279 and everyone in LA This episode we recorded a while back. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:27.479 That is inspiring, fun and a great episode with the 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:29.320 iconic Chelsea Handler. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:30.720 Man, what's handed? Man? 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:34.400 You got Marshaw, Besma Lynch, Doug Hendrickson. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:37.559 And Gavin Newsome and you're listening to politics you know 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:38.680 to be you known to be? 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.120 Rashan was up late last. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.280 Night, Jesus, between the two of you, couple hours sleep? 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:54.920 Where the hell were you last night? 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:55.760 What do you mean? 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:56.920 It was up late last night. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.320 In an unfamiliar place home? 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.640 Oh so then wonder you didn't sleep? 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.200 He doesn't sleep. Marshawn's got a sleeping problem like I do. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.000 I'm trying to figure out there's an unfamiliar place like 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:11.920 I ain't you know what I mean? 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:13.959 This is brand new to me. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.080 You know you're not You don't have to take any 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.280 of those you take sleeping pills or anything. What do 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:18.560 you do? 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.280 No, No, I don't go down like that. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.560 Doug does. Doug. Doug was addicted to some of that. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.000 Sh bud or something not be good. 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.920 But you know, I've realized all these billionaires, these guys 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.880 take like all this they do like I, all this 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:38.360 weird stuff. They take IV's, peptides, ozone, all this. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.520 So you were promote, you sent me all that stuff 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:43.080 yesterday I was wondering without any context. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.360 I drink, I smoke, I don't take vitamins. I might 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.240 have three years left. Having said that, I'm in a 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:52.800 pretty good shape. These these guys are taking. There's the 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.200 same Marshaun these guys are taking. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.080 It's like these ivs where it. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.280 Go it take it every You take it three days 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.280 a week, and it makes you feel like you have 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:03.920 like the stomach flu, and I guess it's the worst 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.760 forty five minutes of your life. But once it's done, 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.320 you feel like a million bucks. And I'm like, no, 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:14.600 I'm good. It's like these I can't. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:14.919 I don't know what. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.760 It's some kind of cocktail of vitamins and stuff, but 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.400 it's an IV and you take it like two or 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:23.640 three days a week and for forty five minutes, you 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.720 feel like you have the flu or stomach flick awful. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.720 Like He's like hemo, man, that doesn't sound like anything healthy. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:31.200 It don't sound like something. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.919 It's almost like you can't. You got to like pull 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:38.160 the iv out. But once you're done, apparently you feel 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.280 like a million bucks. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.600 Marshawn. You ever been tempted to do that ayahuasca stuff 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:46.200 and go to some tent somewhere in the moondocks? 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.200 And hell no, mate, But I'll tell you this, your boy, Hey, Rob, 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:53.880 we just did the twentieth like reunion thing for coach 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:58.320 Tefferd back at cal and uh he came. He was 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.240 asking him about Yeah, I mean him getting high off 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:04.160 that shit. I mean, it's the best feeling the ever Like, nah, 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.480 fuck what you're doing? I don't think I want no 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:07.320 parts of that ship. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.080 Did you talk to him about being in what he 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.960 went for like twenty four hours or three days in 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.760 the dark or something? What the hell was that? 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:16.440 Oh? 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.200 Man, I don't look when you I guess when you 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.480 out there to define yourself, it ain't no limits to 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.399 the things you'll do. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:25.920 I gotta be honest. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:30.760 I might be really Uh, I might be very hollow, 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.519 but I've never really wanted to go find myself yet. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:35.240 Is that a bad thing? 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:40.240 It's kind of bad. You gotta get the you gotta 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.120 get the better help app Brother, better help. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.080 Seriously, have you ever listened of a class for help? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.040 Marshawn? Literally, this is a cry for help. This guy's been, 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:51.920 he's been vulnerable right now. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.480 Very fresh. You need the better help app Man. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.200 I might need the better help out. But I don't know. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.040 Is this is this bad of me that I haven't. 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:01.520 Won to like go away for two weeks and just 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.560 on my own and search for whatever is out there. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.000 I don't know. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.800 Maybe fuck, maybe I'm shallow, Maybe I'm I don't know 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:08.840 what my I haveate problem. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.800 I have a serious problem. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:14.600 No, I have a serious problem. You can't sleep, can't sleep. 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:18.120 You need to find yourself definitely, or you haven't been. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:19.800 You haven't even looked for yourself. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.719 No, man, I think you get into that midlife crisis. 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:26.120 I think that's white people see white people. 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.760 Jesus, Doug, what do you think of that? I don't 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.200 know if it's white people ship, I. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.440 Mean, looks will be getting into some wild ship, man, 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.599 like the hell is you want to go swim in 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:37.080 the ocean with hell like. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:40.760 LSD or acid or something. What about ecstasy? You ever 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.240 tried ecstasy any of that stuff. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:43.479 I've done a lot of ecstasy. 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.320 Yes, you got you have. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.200 I've done ecstasy, shrooms, I've done all that stuff. Yes, 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.480 controls too, rooms is good. It's it's it's it's from 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:52.920 the planet, from the ground. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.800 It's from the earth. Put that here for me, a you. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.520 But I gotta I gotta be honest, and I might 0:04:58.560 --> 0:04:59.320 I might be wrong. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.280 I think how for this self help stuff, people just 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.120 say they're doing all the stuff, but no one's really 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:04.520 doing it. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.960 What like cold plunges you were about to buy a 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:07.839 cold plunge. 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:11.360 Thee I'm talking about all the other stuff. I don't know. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.440 I don't know if people are really doing this stuff. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.360 But it's like everybody wants to talk like they're doing 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.520 all these crazy, these these cutting edge things. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:21.080 Don't you have but you guys must have no no bs. 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.599 You don't you have a morning routine? Everyone's got a 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.240 morning routine. It's like, is there five things you do 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.479 every single morning when you wake up every morning? 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.839 Get ready a blunt for breakfast? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.960 Come on, no, there's really not Gavin. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.120 I think you have no morning routine. No, no, not 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:40.320 a damn thing. Marshaan, you have no mourning routine. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.359 Come on, orange juice and a blunt for breakfast. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.919 How about during the season, did you have a morning 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:46.720 routine during the. 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:49.080 Season juice and a blunt for breakfast? 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.120 Well, Gavin, give me your more. What do you mean 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:52.640 your morning routine? 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:56.080 Every morning I wake up your face cream, you got your. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.600 No, not even close. Thank you for that? Really, really 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:03.719 you gonna you get a first thing every morning, lemon water. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.760 Then I do a series of sit ups and push ups, 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.720 then cold plunge. Then I got this stretching thing that 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.159 I do a little whim hop breathing, and then I 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.640 make my way Jesus to the cell phone. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.160 What is wind hop breathing? 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:23.040 Fully in, fully out, go with the forces of the breath. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:23.880 So don't do that. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:30.240 Yeah, no, no, just like thirty breasts and then you 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.240 hold breath hold and your breath and by the way, 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.120 Doug has seen the breath hold three and a half 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:39.279 four minutes, No problem, no problem, That's what I'm talking about. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.960 And that centers you, bro, That gets you ready for 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.880 the day and A great way to start the morning 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.320 is with that. I mean, come on, nothing better than 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.279 two big glasses of lemon water, just saying. 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:54.400 But Gavin, here's what I understand. I'll call you sometimes 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.400 at ten thirty you're angry and yelling at people. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:07:00.640 Yeah, I mean sometimes it doesn't work. Some types of 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.680 breathing doesn't work. Imagine if I didn't breathe, man, even 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.640 ten times worse. But I mean, like into this wim 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:07.159 Hoff stuff. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:07.680 I really am. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.120 I got into this. Here's the wim Hoff app I'm 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:11.240 like all over it, bro. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:12.920 Mar Shaun Govin is an easy say. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.480 You know, you know that nice game back in the 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:18.000 day that the cups where you did figure out would be. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.400 Yeah, I got Gav. Is easy to fool, man. We 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.680 get gathered on something simple. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:27.680 Man, what's that the three card up? 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.240 Yeah, three card monume whatever it is. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.560 No, man, I don't fall prey to that stuff. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:37.240 This is scientific to blab to black always to read it, 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.559 always read Hey guys. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.360 By the way, I will say, this cold plunch thing 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.800 is kind of waning on me a little bit. It 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.800 ain't ever gotten easier. I have no idea if it's 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.760 ever helped. I'm over it. A little bit. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:53.800 That cold plunge is that's a that's a different beast. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.080 I don't know. You say, you get up and do 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:56.760 that in the morning. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.880 I was doing it. I was doing it like six 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.400 days a week, then three days a week. Five Now 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.920 I'm like back to a couple, and I like, there's 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:05.040 it's misery. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.520 Misery, But how do you feel though? 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.880 I feel like I literally, if there was ever a 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:14.080 video of me coming out, I was like, I'm totally 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.240 naked and I come out and it's pouring rain out 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.040 and I just walk around my head my hands like this, Ah, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:30.640 I'm completely red, fantastic, completely red, completely red, and like, 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.080 I'm not kidding. You can't get out of it without 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.400 just feeling like a million dollars. That's why you do. 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.160 Shit, I will say, though, when you get out of it, 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:38.680 though you do. 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:41.480 I mean the few times that I have done it, 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:44.200 you do feel like you feel like a million bucks, 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.120 for sure. But it's just that you got to have 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.640 a different type of mindset to do that, and we 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:52.600 used to have. I usually have teammates that are getting 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:57.000 there the neck down, yeah, and they're just chilling. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.120 How long wou with being there for five minutes, ten 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.359 minutes talking to him full. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:05.079 Cors Hey here, what's up man? That was going on 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:08.839 the bro you see he hey, can you. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:11.520 Get get get another bag axen and throw that bag 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:12.400 axen here from me? 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:17.360 Like, man, what the fuck? Like bulls ship? What was it? 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.240 What did you after every game? What did you get 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.600 a massage or something? What was how'd you relax? 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:22.640 Yeah? 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:28.560 My my my? My therapy was was massage? The hum 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.160 I don't know the human that human touch was was different. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.400 I had a h I had a rotation of my suits. Dad, 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.480 uh to give me right? 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.880 Yes, by the way, yes, yes you did more? 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.760 Sean No, get the fuck out of here for ye No, that. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:42.680 Wasn't even right, bro. 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.959 Ghet the fuck out of here, my boy. 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:49.599 Marshawn's vices were massages and some Hennessy and then he 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.360 smoked a little at night and he gets some sleep 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.000 after he was drug tested. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.000 After he was drug tested. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.200 By the way, do you have to pay for It's 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.120 a dumb question, totally stupid questions. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.240 Isn't Masha's watching you pay for massuse? 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:07.959 Or does a team provide that full time? Or do 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:08.760 you have to pay extra? 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:09.800 So how it worked? 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.360 Was h you know, during the season they would have 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.480 the massous come up to the facilities and you could 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.640 schedule time slot for like thirty minutes. But yeah, I 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:22.320 mean that was more so like specific, uh specific work 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.760 like maybe I'm you know, I'm dealing with you know. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:25.720 A quad or something. 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:30.840 Because really realistically, like I mean, considering after a game, 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:34.600 they I think one of the trainers was like, man Monsham, 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:39.320 going through a game is like equivalent to seven car 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:44.400 accidents total. So I was like, God, damn, that's that's 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.079 that's a lot of goddamn car accidents. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:47.160 You know what I mean. 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:52.040 And you you you get that in what three hours 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:55.520 at the uh of the day, So I mean, you 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.679 know that that was real important. So when you talk 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.160 about you know, morning root teens and this nine and third, 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:05.079 But my routine was more so like during the week, Yeah, 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.840 I mean Monday through Sunday, and the whole purpose of 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.520 my routine was to get me from Sunday to Sunday. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.920 It we got pretty deep. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.480 She's a TV host, a comedian, a best selling author. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.199 I got to read more because I haven't read her books. 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.360 I apologize seven seven books, a kick ass podcast. 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:39.600 Someone's smoking a blunt on here. I love this. Thank you, 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:41.280 thank you for having me. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.600 You got your hopes. So, Mama, it's just it's just 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.559 a it's just a sig right now. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.760 Oh I see, I see, Okay, copy that. Well we 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:50.600 are in the state of California. At least you guys 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:51.360 are so Hi. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.079 Guys, hey, guys. Well, where the hell are you? Are 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.920 you in an undisclosed location Utah or something. 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:58.400 I've been Whistler, Canada. 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.240 Ooh ooh interesting skiing. What are you doing? 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:03.680 That's my ski spot. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.280 I come up here for the winters and I'm I'm 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:11.280 Canadian during the winters and maybe permanently we'll see I'm 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.640 here in my winter wonderland. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.640 Winter wonderland. Well, it's good to be with you. And 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.840 by the way, no bs, you literally are about to 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.080 come out with a seventh damn book, which is ridiculous 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:23.840 in just a couple of months. And by the way, 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.040 you and Chelsea does beg the quy are you writing 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.520 all these books yourself or you've got co writers? Tell 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:30.080 the truth. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.040 I write all of my books and all of my 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.359 material by myself. 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:38.360 Literally, I mean, you're not, And how do you have 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:43.120 material for six seven books? My god? Most people get 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.040 one or two in a lifetime. And these are, by 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.480 the way, for everyone listening. These are all damn best sellers, 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.160 every rite, almost every single one of these books. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.680 Yes, they are all in New York Times best selling books. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:53.040 I have. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:56.280 Well, I have a lot of free time because I'm 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:58.360 not a mother and I don't have a husband, so 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.840 I get to trapes around the whole world old and 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.400 have lots of different experiences to talk about in my 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.400 stand up and write about in my books. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:07.920 And yeah, my stories. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.360 Just right when I think I'm out of material, some 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:14.440 new wave of stories happens and then I'm like, oh, 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.080 I've got to write this down or I've got to 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.360 talk about this. But yeah, there's no shortage of material. Also, 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.280 my material comes from me, like it's all my experience 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:26.319 and my stories. So when you are willing to kind 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:30.560 of dish about your personal experiences, whether they're humiliating or not, 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:33.880 you're not short. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:34.599 On material, you know. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.240 Well, Chelsea, by the way, since I am married, in 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.319 three kids and my wife's a massive fanny as, you 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.520 can borrow my wife and my kids anytime. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.600 How about that? 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.480 Okay, thank you, But Chelsea little I got to be 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.680 honest I'm not trying. I'm not trying to fanboy you, 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.440 a girl you, but I'm a huge fan of yours. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.719 I've loved your work forever, literally all the stuff back 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.720 in the day to now. I love what you're all about, 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.959 your coolest shit, and I know we'd have a good 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.280 time hanging out, and so I'm looking forward to coming 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.080 to Vegas for one of your shows. But I love 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.720 what you've done and who you are, So I'm very, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.079 very excited you're on the show today. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.360 Oh well, thank you very much, thanks for having me. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.880 Guys, the governor wants to jump right into the books. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:15.400 We don't we need to jump right in yet, Gas. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.200 No, I care about the books. I mean, I just 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:20.600 I'm impressed by the way you're previewing this damn book. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.360 And you talked about sexting with a governor, which then 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:27.320 begs the damn question, Chelsea, which governor were you sexting? 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.240 His name is Andrew Cuomo and he is no longer 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:30.880 a governor. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.560 I was, how listen, guys, I was hot on the 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:38.080 scene with Andrew Cuomo because, like many women, I was. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.800 We were dehydrated for real leadership during the COVID pandemic, 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:45.920 and he got on television every morning fighting us with 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.040 old school masculinity and which I have. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:50.160 It was a turn on. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:54.880 I liked being yelled at an angry Italian meatball submarine sandwich, 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:59.800 and I started to develop strong feelings for him along 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:01.200 with a lot of my friends. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.160 Everyone was God, Andrew Cuomo is sexy the way he's 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:05.040 yelling at all of. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:06.600 Us what to do. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:09.320 And then I was like, oh, I have an advantage. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.720 You know, I'm a person, like a notable person. I'm famous. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:13.840 So I went on the view. 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:16.360 I asked my PR people to put me on the view, 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.840 my PR team and I was on with Whoopee and 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.040 Joy Behar and they were asking me about my COVID 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:26.800 experience and I said, you know, I told them about it. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:28.600 And then at the very last minute, I said, I 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.560 just would like to go on the record and say 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.960 that I would like to be penetrated by the Governor 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:33.520 of New York. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.960 And then I waited, and it took about three days 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.600 for me to receive a phone call from him. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:43.080 Three days Yes, and what was it called? Just politely 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:47.840 saying I'm honored. What did he say? Literally? What was 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.440 I mean? We say, hey, Chelsea it's Governor Cuomo. 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:51.480 Yeah. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:54.480 Basically he left me a message, a voicemail, and he 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:55.880 was like and. 0:15:55.800 --> 0:16:01.080 He's like, hello, miss Handler, this is at you Omo. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.000 And I heard from a little birdie in a tree 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:05.560 that someone has a crush on me. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.240 And then it went from there, and then we talked, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.880 and then we made plans. We texted a bunch, and 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.640 then I was going to the East Coast for like 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.560 a few months because of during COVID. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.120 My family and I were going to rent a house 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.960 in Maine, and I was planning on having a very 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:22.760 hot dinner date with him. But then he ghosted me. 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:23.480 Wow. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.000 That begs the question, Chelsea. If Gavin wasn't married during COVID, 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:28.160 would you have texted him first? 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.720 No, No, she's over me. She moved past me years ago, Doug. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:33.760 If Gavin were single, I would be hitting on him 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:34.160 as well. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.360 Okay, all right, I love the transfer, Chelsea. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:40.120 But we haven't got I'm respectful of this situation. 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.200 I appreciate that, Chelsea, and by the way, so is 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.960 the family. But let me ask you this. You said, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.560 you said, you said, I mean what. I can't believe 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:50.440 I'm even following off when this question, what do you. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.960 I mean, when you say sexting, what the hell does 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.120 that even mean? Is that what RFK was just doing? 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.360 Junior texting? 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:56.720 No? 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.640 No, I wasn't sexting with him. I don't think I've 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:01.240 ever sexted with anyone. I mean, that's a little lame 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.880 in my opinion. No, we were saying like we were 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.439 just like flirting. It wasn't like we were, you know, 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:07.720 doing anything. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:09.760 Torrid or lurid. 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:14.199 So we we just talked back and forth and I 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:15.719 was going to go there for dinner. I was like, Oh, 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.280 I want to come over and have a nice COVID 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.959 friendly outdoor dinner date at the governor's mansion. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.280 And he was like, yeah, I'd like that. Let's plan that. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.560 And then I was like, Okay, should I quarantine? What 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.760 do I do? He's like quarantine Schmarantine. He's like, don't 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:33.159 worry about it. I was like, oh, interesting twist. But 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:36.400 nothing ever came to fruition, so thankfully because he got 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:37.920 canceled about six months later. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.160 Well, Chelsea has an NFL agent. 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:43.040 It's evolved over the years of the social media now 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.639 and nowadays these girls will just send naked pictures to 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.120 players DM them and then these guys will fly them 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:52.800 in sight unseen and sometimes it ends well, sometimes it doesn't. 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:56.240 Cat Fish fly, yes, absolutely. 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:57.840 At fish at its finest, What the hell is that? 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.119 Even it's by the way, No, it's a big it's 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.040 a big ring. There's girls out there at Chelsea that 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:05.639 are pros and they they will trap these guys fast 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:07.879 extortion stuff like you wouldn't. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.960 It's a whole it's a whole. Another. By the way, 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:11.880 I could give you some good bits for material. 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:13.920 You do some great shows just based on that stuff. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:15.160 So we'll talk offline. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:18.880 Yeah, well, anyone and that is famous or a public 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:22.480 person really shouldn't be flying anyone in that they met 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:27.400 on a DM on Instagram. So that's that's like pretty basic. 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:29.480 And these guys should know that by now, and you 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.080 should actually let them know if they don't know already. 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.520 I did send one photo to Andrew Cuomo that was questionable, 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:43.240 actually thinking me to tell this only because the ship 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.600 had sailed, I understood it wasn't happening. Like, and I 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:47.680 came downstairs talking to my brothers and sisters. I'm like, 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:49.720 I think I'm getting ghosted by the governor, and my 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.960 sister's like, I told you nobody. No governor that's yelling 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:55.199 at half the country to stay six feet apart is 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:57.919 going to be able to connoiter with you in his backyard. 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:59.399 What are you talking about? You're like one of the 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:00.720 loudest people in the world. 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:03.439 And so then I sent this picture of me on 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:05.159 a vest, but I had a face mask on, I 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.800 had like a helmet on, I had a bikini, and 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.600 I sent it to him because I thought the thought 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:14.080 of me somehow, like a picture of me like that 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:19.959 getting like to his phone and accidentally transmitting through his 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:23.439 iPad or through the computer during one of his early 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:27.680 morning COVID briefings to see gave. 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:30.199 Me excitement, you know, Like that made me. 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:32.359 I was like, what if the whole world gets to 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.240 see that I'm texting with him? 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.000 But that didn't happen either, So you know, a girl 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:38.720 can still dream. 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:40.680 Well, Chelsea, we love the weed, you know. 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:42.679 I don't know if you know, but we had Woody 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:44.880 Harrelson on a while ago, and me and Marshawn were 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:50.080 the committee to get the woods in West Hollywood up 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.880 and running, and so we were on the committee for that. 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:58.200 So we appreciate your, uh, your partaking in this stuff. 0:19:58.320 --> 0:19:59.760 Like me and Marshawn do often. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.480 Elsea. I think that's kind of how we connected many 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:06.520 moons ago when I was legalizing marijuana and California and 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:10.080 you politely had me on your show and tried to 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:15.120 cross pollinate me with some interesting abusers, not just users 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:16.760 of the product. 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:19.240 That's funny. I do remember that, Gavin. That is, we 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:20.200 did connect on that. 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:23.000 And also I would also like to note that Andrew 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:26.159 Cuomo many of our conversation consisted of many of our 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:31.040 conversations consisted of me beseeching him to legalize marijuana, and 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:33.320 he did in the state of New York shortly after 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:34.840 he met me. So I would like to also take 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:35.440 credit for that. 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:37.160 You got to take credit for that. And by the way, 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:40.080 you're a Jersey goal right and you grew up there. 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:44.520 Yes, yes, Marshawn loves Jersey. Marshawan, where's your spot in Jersey? Like, 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:46.400 I know you go to two spots out there. 0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:48.840 He's Orange. Oh yeah, we. 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:52.480 Used to buy weed from me Storage any Storage Growth, Yeah, 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:54.200 that was the spot East Storage. 0:20:55.119 --> 0:20:57.040 What the hell? By the way, what the hell is 0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:01.360 the East Orange at a store? Is it is? The hell? 0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:03.760 Is this? Forgive me? New Jersey I don't know. 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:04.560 I just don't know. 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:05.639 Oh shit. 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:08.959 East Orange is near Clinton, New Jersey. Govin. It's a 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:09.960 little suburb there. 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:13.680 It's not far from Livingston, New Jersey, where I grew 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:14.159 up there. 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:16.199 Yes, you're right there, you go Govin. 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:18.680 It's not Mont Claire, Jersey, gad and where you've probably 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:20.000 been in some fundraiser back in the day. 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:21.159 It's a little more hard at than that. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.359 Thank you, guys, and thank you. I'm going to hang 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:26.359 out in Orange next that's my definitely my next stop. 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:28.760 But not for the reasons you guys used to hang 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:30.879 out there. By the way, Chelsea, what you grew up 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:32.840 with a huge family, right you got You talked about 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:34.680 your sister a second ago, but you got you got 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:37.000 a ton of brothers and sisters, right Yeah. 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.000 I'm the youngest of six kids, so I was pretty 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:41.160 pissed when I was born. I was like, who are 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:43.760 all these other people? Like I thought I was gonna 0:21:43.800 --> 0:21:45.480 I came up from the hospital. I was psyched to 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:47.600 get the party started, and then I saw all of 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.639 these other people taking up my parents' time. 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:53.199 I was like, wait, what's our financial situation? Like I 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:54.680 couldn't understand. 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:57.640 The planning or the lack thereof of having that many 0:21:57.720 --> 0:22:00.919 children and not being like find actually set. 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:03.440 So I grew up pretty quickly. 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:05.679 I was like I had I had a big personality 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:07.600 at a very young age because I just was not 0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:10.600 I wasn't buying into what they were selling. I'm like, 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:13.040 somebody needs to organize this family, and that somebody's going 0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:15.359 to be me. So I was the boss from a 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:18.280 very young age. And now my brothers and sisters knew that, no, 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:18.840 that I was. 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:19.960 I was right all along. 0:22:20.600 --> 0:22:23.000 And Chelsea, you you also just a little bourb in 0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:24.960 your book, you were kind of preview and you weren't kidding. 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:28.199 At ten years old, you had a lemonade stand, and 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:31.000 so talk about being a boss. You started spiking the 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:34.680 lemonade because you got a few extra bucks and put 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:37.359 what vodka in the damn lemonade? Is that what most 0:22:37.480 --> 0:22:38.920 is that what other ten year olds were doing? 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:41.320 Or this was That's why I started doing it because 0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:43.439 I realized that there was a piece of the market 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:46.240 was missing and that I could make a bigger profit 0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:49.440 margin if I sold alcohol to children and their parents. 0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:52.000 So it wasn't only vodka. I decided to start a 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.600 hard lemonade stand. I did the lemonade stand for two days, 0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:56.560 and I made like fifteen dollars in two days. 0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:57.760 I'm like, this isn't going to cut it. 0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:00.560 So then I was like, Okay, let's get some gin, 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:03.480 whiskey and tequila and we'll have a hard lemonade stand. 0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:03.800 I got. 0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:06.200 I hired another bar back who was ten years old, 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:10.160 and the bar bank and I taught Nelson right away. 0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:11.840 I'm like, do you know how to make a whiskey soda? 0:23:12.119 --> 0:23:13.880 And then we sat on the and then the first 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.399 week of our lemonade stand we made three hundred and 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:19.320 fifty nine dollars or something rageous. 0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:21.359 And your parents did not know you were doing this 0:23:21.400 --> 0:23:22.920 with devodka and tequila. 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.199 Who knows what my parents knew and did. Then they 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:26.000 weren't my problem. 0:23:26.080 --> 0:23:28.960 I never took my parents seriously like they and they 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.359 when you're the youngest of six kids, they're not taking 0:23:31.359 --> 0:23:32.480 you very seriously either. 0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:34.160 They're just happy that you're out of the house. 0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:37.720 And yeah, no one was kind of like, you know, 0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:39.240 giving me rules to follow. 0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:41.600 Growing up. I was on my own and I understood 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:42.480 that very early on. 0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:44.560 So yeah, I made out like a bandit, and I 0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:46.360 was a business woman from ten years later. 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:48.320 It was a true story that you you were kind 0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:50.240 of outed on all this when you were in the 0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:52.760 first class cabin and all the rest of the family 0:23:52.840 --> 0:23:55.040 was in coach when you upgraded using the money. 0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:58.879 Well, I actually started a babysitting ring after my baby, 0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:04.600 after my lemonade, Stan and I lied and called all 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:06.800 the hotels on Martha's Vineyard. That's where we had a 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:08.959 summer house, which makes it sound like we were really wealthy. 0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:09.480 We weren't. 0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.600 I don't know how my dad got that house. He 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:14.480 was a used car dealer, so he had that house. 0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:17.000 And I called. 0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:19.320 Every hotel on Martha's Vineyard in Edgar Town and I 0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:20.280 was introduced myself. 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:22.600 I'm like, my name is Chelsea Handler. I'm a very 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:25.800 experienced fifteen year old babysitter. Because I always looked older, 0:24:26.040 --> 0:24:26.640 so I said, I. 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:28.399 Was fifteen when I was ten, and I spent that 0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:30.880 summer babysitting fourteen year old boy. 0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:35.720 Ten years old with the lemonade stand. Uh So, I mean, 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:37.920 so that does beg the question. I mean, the origin 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:41.080 story of the why you're in the racket you're in 0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:44.080 and why you're You've got to you know your your 0:24:44.520 --> 0:24:47.080 Chelsea's at Chelsea in your Vegas and you're working on 0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:49.359 your seventh book and have had one hundred and fifty 0:24:49.400 --> 0:24:52.040 Netflix scale. I mean, you must like your It sounds 0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:55.160 like your investor in Netflix. You have more damn Netflix documentaries. 0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:57.400 But is that I mean, was this the comedy came 0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:00.320 then early as well, or did the comedy come later 0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:03.320 when the identity started to show up and you start 0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:05.520 of continued to sort of mark to the beat of 0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:06.119 your own drum. 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:10.359 I mean, I think when you have, you know, a 0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:13.960 big family, it leans towards comedy. I mean you kind 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:16.720 of have to laugh at the disorganization and the I mean, 0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:19.160 you have a big family, Gavin, Yours is a little 0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:23.400 probably more regulated. Your children are probably on much more 0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:25.120 of a tighter schedule than any of us. 0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:28.120 No, they're a bunch of They're chaos, just chaotic over there. 0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:30.320 Well, I'm going to check the damn lemonade stand after 0:25:30.359 --> 0:25:34.080 this conversation. I'm not even kidding. I don't trust my living. Yes, 0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:38.240 this is then again, I'm impressed and inspired at the 0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:39.480 same time. It's confusing. 0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:40.919 Yeah, I mean it was a funny. 0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:44.000 We are all funny, and we all have We're very sarcastic, 0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:48.439 and uh yeah, I guess it just was. You know, 0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:51.080 I got a lot of attention as the youngest, but 0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:54.119 I needed to I got it for the wrong reasons. 0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:55.600 I didn't like it because I was cute and I 0:25:55.640 --> 0:25:58.800 was blonde, and I liked getting attention for being precocious. 0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:01.199 I didn't like getting attention for my looks. So I 0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:04.320 was always trying to outweigh the attention that came to 0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:07.320 me naturally with like earned attention, you know. And then 0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:09.080 I decided, like when I got to school, I'm like, 0:26:09.240 --> 0:26:10.439 I'm going to be the funny one. 0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:11.840 I'm going to say the funny thing. 0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:16.760 And then it became I was just so outspoken that 0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:19.439 people would be laughing at it, whether it was funny 0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:21.879 or not, because I had such a personality on me 0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:24.120 at a young age, and I guess it veered into 0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:26.879 comedy once I had to kind of hone it into 0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:30.280 something more than just being you know, obnomgo. 0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:33.359 You remember your first time when you just were all 0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:37.400 of a sudden, just this light maybe literally figuratively, where 0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:39.080 you were like, this is what I want to do. 0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:42.840 Were you on stage? Was it in school and everyone's 0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:45.240 laughing and you did a formal routine or was there 0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.480 a moment where you said this is you know where 0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:49.520 you knew this would potentially be a pathway. 0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:52.800 Yeah, I actually got a DUI when I was twenty 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:55.119 one years old in California. 0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:58.679 Marshad's laughing for a reason. That's we'll talk about that 0:26:58.760 --> 0:26:59.200 in a moment. 0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:00.960 Did you read and they get a DUI? 0:27:01.560 --> 0:27:04.760 Not recently, it was a long time ago. 0:27:06.800 --> 0:27:10.840 Okay, well copy that now. The good news is it 0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:13.200 was my first one and last one, so I learned 0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:15.440 my lesson. But they send you to. 0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:17.600 DUI school when you get a DUI and you have 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:20.200 to go to these classes Marshawn. 0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:22.639 If you haven't been already, get ready and you have 0:27:22.760 --> 0:27:23.000 to go to. 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:26.160 These classes where they basically tell you how to get 0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:29.639 out of your next UI. They're like, never admit to 0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:32.280 having more than or no when you get pulled over. 0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:34.680 This is how the class started. It was so ridiculous. 0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:38.520 They never admit to having anything to drink when you 0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:40.000 get pulled over by a police officer. 0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:42.520 The minute you admit it, then they drag you out 0:27:42.520 --> 0:27:43.720 of the car and they can give you a field 0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.840 sobriety chest. So basically every night of this class was 0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:49.879 the instructor giving us all the like the information so 0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:51.639 that he would, you know, to arm us with the 0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.040 information so that he would never have to see us again. 0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:57.399 And then everyone had to get up and tell their 0:27:57.480 --> 0:27:58.400 dui story. 0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:01.400 And I was, you know, the idea of public speaking 0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:05.040 made me shiver. I couldn't even imagine getting up in 0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:05.840 front of that class. 0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:08.800 So week I would just kind of like Bob and 0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:10.360 weave to a different part. 0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:13.280 Of the seating area so that he couldn't like spot me. 0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.159 And I was like, I'll wur my way out of this. 0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:17.439 I'm going to get through this class without talking to 0:28:17.480 --> 0:28:21.120 this class and publicly speaking. And on the very last class, 0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:23.359 like he had my number, He's like, where's Chelsea Handler? 0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:23.720 Did it A? 0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:28.040 I was twenty two or twenty one, And I got 0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.960 up and I told my dui story, which was ridiculous. 0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:33.000 I had driven past my house. I called the Kopp 0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:35.639 a racist. We were both white. I mean, it was 0:28:35.760 --> 0:28:37.879 just went on and on and on. I got stuck 0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:41.960 in sybil Brand Women's Prison because their computer system went down. 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:44.480 So even though my aunt and uncle had bailed me out, 0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:46.600 I was still in there for three days. Because you 0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.280 couldn't get out of the system until you were put 0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:52.600 in the system. I mean in this room with like 0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:57.560 five hundred women and they were trading salami sandwiches for tampons. 0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:59.760 And I was like, oh my god, what have I 0:29:00.240 --> 0:29:01.440 and my life is over? 0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:06.360 And then finally I got out and and I went 0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:08.120 to that class, and I got up and I told 0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:10.080 my story. I told all of it and everyone was 0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:14.000 dying and they're laughing, and and finally, and I couldn't get. 0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.680 Off the stage. I was so scared to publicly speak. 0:29:16.680 --> 0:29:19.720 And then it turned into this like really fun vibe 0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:23.200 and fun time and I was loving myself. And at 0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:26.200 the end, the teacher came up and was like, okay, 0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:28.680 this isn't a stand up comedy class, Like you need 0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:29.520 to get off the stage. 0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:29.640 Now. 0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:31.920 You're enjoying this a little too much. And all the 0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:34.640 people in the class, well not all of them, but 0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:38.000 enough of them said you should be you should do 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:39.440 stand up like you have. 0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:41.760 You are a great storyteller. 0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:44.760 And I was like, oh, maybe I should do stand 0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:46.320 up and so I did. 0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.000 I did it. Like the next week, I went to 0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:48.720 the Laugh Factor. 0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:51.720 I waited in line the Laugh Factory on sunset boulevard 0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:55.520 and I waited in line for like, no, no, I 0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:59.720 got a note and I took it and and yeah. 0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:01.960 So it's like, you know, one of the worst decisions 0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:04.480 I ever made turned into one of the best decisions 0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:05.160 I've ever made. 0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:08.080 And were you That sounds like Marshaun, That sounds like 0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:11.280 my taking ambient before I went home driving and got 0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:13.040 pulled over by twelve cops Chelsea. 0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:13.680 Uh. 0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:15.960 And luckily I talked my way out of that. But 0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:18.840 that was not very smart. That was my one almost 0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:21.040 duy moment where it could have been pretty bad. 0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:22.440 Did you talk your way out of so? 0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:26.280 Super Bowl week is like, no, no, Doug got to 0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:28.920 answer the question, brother, She asked you a simple question. 0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:30.680 How the hell did you talk your way out of that? 0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:35.120 Did I call you gavi it? 0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:35.240 No? 0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:36.080 I didn't. I'm kidding. 0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:40.040 No, you did not call me. That doesn't work. Nice 0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:40.720 try buddy. 0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:40.800 No. 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:44.560 So this was the stupidest thing. So it's super Bowl week. 0:30:44.560 --> 0:30:47.560 It's Monday. So super Bowl for seven days is debauchery. 0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:48.600 It's twenty hours a. 0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:52.840 Day, you're partying, you're out. It's crazy. It's not so Monday. 0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:55.280 When the super Bowl was in California, a couple year, 0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:58.120 like sixty seven years ago. It's I decided, Okay, I'm 0:30:58.120 --> 0:30:59.640 gonna take one night off at Chill. 0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:01.320 I had to be up at six in the morning. 0:31:01.360 --> 0:31:02.840 I'm going home around one in the morning. 0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:05.120 So I take like a half an ambient on the 0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:07.400 way home, I'm like fifteen minutes from the city and 0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:09.600 I'm thinking, okay, I'm gonna take fifteen minute drive. 0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:12.280 I'm gonna ambazon kicking at thirty. 0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.920 I'm gonna go home, have my frosted flakes or some cereal, 0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:17.719 go to bed, get five hours and call it at night. 0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:20.760 So I get in the car and I'm going over 0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:23.400 the bridge to my house in Marine, and all of 0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:25.920 a sudden, I'm like seeing UFOs coming at me. 0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:27.640 I'm going, what the fuck is going on? 0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:31.640 And so I get through the Robin Williams Tunnel with 0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:34.400 the tunnel connecting in Marine and next you know, I 0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:36.880 see lights behind me and I'm like going, dude, what 0:31:36.960 --> 0:31:37.200 is up? 0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:37.880 What is going on? 0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:39.920 So I got two hands in a wheel, I'm kind 0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:42.720 of navigating. So now I hear like sirens pull over 0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.800 the car, So I pull over. 0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:47.600 The next exit I get off. There's literally twelve cop 0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:48.480 cars that pull me over. 0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:51.040 They surround, They don't know what's going on, and they say, 0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:51.840 what have you been drinking? 0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:54.720 I said nothing, what you been smoking? Nothing? What you 0:31:54.800 --> 0:31:55.120 been doing? 0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:57.520 I said, look, I took like a quarter ambion. I'm 0:31:57.560 --> 0:31:59.680 heading home. And they said, well, do you realize you're 0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:02.920 going ten miles an hour in the freeway going laying 0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:05.120 the lane the lane, And they all surrounded my car. 0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:08.240 Didn't know what's going on, and so truthfully, I don't 0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:09.520 know how I talk my way out of it, but 0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:11.760 they end up driving me home, left my car there 0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:14.960 and I got off, thank god. But it was it 0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:16.800 was a pretty funny story, but it could have ended 0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:18.640 pretty badly, but thank god I got out of it. 0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:21.840 No ambient and like and Xanax and any of those 0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:23.160 sleeping pills that you want to take. 0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.080 The rule of thumb is you have to be where 0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:25.640 you're going. 0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:29.240 Like when you take a Xanax before a plane takes 0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:32.600 off and then fall asleep and wake up and realize 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:34.240 that you've been on the runway for four hours and 0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:35.720 the plane has never taken off. 0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:38.320 That's a mistake. You have to until you. 0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:41.160 Are in where you are going, Like you have to 0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:43.080 wait until you are mid air and then you are 0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:45.520 free to take your xanax or your sleeping pill. Same 0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:47.280 with driving, you have to wait until you get to 0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:48.040 your destination. 0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:50.160 You sound like you got the blueprint for day. 0:32:50.720 --> 0:32:53.520 Oh yeah, I've done this before, obviously. I once had 0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:56.520 a friend who woke up, went out. She said she 0:32:56.560 --> 0:32:58.720 had taken an ambient. Is the worst, by the way, 0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:02.880 and I'm a pharmacologist in my opinion, but my friend 0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:04.760 once took an ambi and she said she woke up, 0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:07.200 went to her car. I found an empty pot of 0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:11.400 spaghetti in the passenger seat. Like, so she had made spaghetti. 0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:15.160 She has no idea how she went driving, and she 0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:17.520 has no idea who ate the spaghetti. I was like, 0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:20.080 it's pretty impressive that you could make spaghetti under that 0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:20.960 kind of influence. 0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:21.480 But I know. 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:27.640 He probably was sleep walking the whole time you were 0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.240 talking Tilly Dale to five. 0:33:30.320 --> 0:33:32.760 Oh, it's impressive you got out of it. I mean 0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:35.560 sometimes cops are cool like that and understand that. It's like, 0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:38.080 you know, you're not a problem, you just made a 0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:39.000 stupid mistake. 0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:52.440 Well, Chelsea's speaking of food. One night, I was I 0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:53.800 think Marshaun was with me. 0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:55.800 We were getting high with Snoop and I got back 0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:58.719 to my hotel and I was so high. I literally 0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:01.800 was walking up and down the hallways and eating like 0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:06.520 waffles off the plates of other people's room service cards 0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:07.880 because I didn't. 0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:10.239 Know where I was, what was going on. I think 0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:12.440 it lasts like three days. 0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:16.120 You'd come to, like the offices of any talk show 0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:18.719 that I ever hosted, the smell of marijuana did not 0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:19.839 leave the building. 0:34:19.480 --> 0:34:23.160 For the next two and a half weeks. I have 0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:23.920 the best weed. 0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:26.840 That's a pretty good experience. 0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:30.319 Then, yeah, always I love marijuana, so there's nothing that's 0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:32.319 going to knock me down. I feel like if I 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:35.200 don't have something in my system, if I'm dead sober, 0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.080 it's almost like I have too much of an advantage, 0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:40.120 do you know what I mean? I have to have 0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.439 a little something to subdue my personality. 0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:45.160 Well, Chelsea, we're just talking about that before you got 0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:47.800 on about all these people now, like all these billionaire 0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:49.920 guys talking to all this self help stuff and like 0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:54.080 taking IDs, zone and peptides and all this stuff, and 0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:55.640 they said, what do you do? 0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:57.720 I said, truthfully, I don't do anything. 0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:01.040 I've I don't I smoked some weed, I drink I 0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:05.120 don't sleep, I don't take vitamins. I do work out occasionally, 0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:06.799 so I don't know. Maybe I got something wrong with me. 0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.080 I don't know, but like all these guys seem to 0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:10.239 have the keys the kingdom here. 0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:11.439 But maybe I'm gonna live longer. 0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:13.880 I tell you you on any routine and all that stuff, 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:16.640 are you like big into peptides? I do. 0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:18.439 I take a lot of stuff. I take a lot 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:21.600 of anti aging stuff I take. I mean, I'm microdose 0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:25.560 what anything anybody has in Canada? Everything is legal. So 0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:29.239 they have great microdose mushrooms. They have great LSD. Like 0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:30.560 I ski on LSD. 0:35:30.680 --> 0:35:32.080 You take a tiny hit and you're just. 0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:33.080 Old, hold on what you mean? 0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:37.560 You skials LSD and then I've run out the door 0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:40.840 and go ski like that heightens the whole day. You 0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:44.520 appreciate nature, You look at the trees more. And same 0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:46.919 with mushrooms. They have MDMA here. 0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:47.680 That's legal. 0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:51.280 Everything's legal in Canada, so everybody should think about heading north. 0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:56.200 You can get highs. 0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:57.399 I don't get high as fuck. 0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.640 No no, no, she answers of other ski So I'm 0:36:00.640 --> 0:36:04.200 not irresponsible, but I like to enhance my experience. 0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.239 I'm a very also very good. 0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.319 Skier, So I know what I'm doing, so I try 0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:12.359 and you know, stay with my group and do my thing. 0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:15.400 But yeah, I love all of that stuff. I like microdosing, 0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:17.680 I like macro dosing. I like anything. 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:20.440 What about dyah washing. 0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:25.520 I've done, That's that's what That's a special on Netflix too. 0:36:25.600 --> 0:36:27.719 Chelsea does drugs. 0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:32.040 But I have to say, you know, I talk so 0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:35.200 openly about drugs and drug use because I think there 0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:39.839 are ways to use drugs in very responsible ways. I mean, 0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:43.120 like we just discussed. This is my seventh book. I'm 0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:46.560 about to release my fifth stand up special. You know, 0:36:46.680 --> 0:36:50.080 like I'm a productive human being. I'm like, I'm contributing 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.560 to society. You don't have to be a derelic because 0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:55.960 you like drugs. You can't become a drug addict, but 0:36:56.000 --> 0:36:58.719 you can definitely have fun with drugs and alcohol and 0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:00.480 still remain very responsible. 0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:02.520 Did you ever all these years have you did you 0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:04.480 ever have any problems? Did you ever feel like you 0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:06.880 were crossing that line where you were it was a 0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:09.000 little too much? Was it affecting your work? Did you 0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:12.239 ever have a moment We're like damn, yeah, in. 0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:14.560 Moments where I'm like, oh, I get better dial it in, 0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:16.720 you know, like I'm getting a little too loosey goosey, 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:18.560 or I'm having too much fun, or I was partying 0:37:18.600 --> 0:37:20.640 a little bit too much, you know, And that's when 0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:23.240 you when you're really tired and you're working really hard, 0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:24.960 and then you add partying on top of it. 0:37:25.000 --> 0:37:27.760 That's not a great combination for me anyway. 0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.840 So I've always had to kind of, you know, like 0:37:31.480 --> 0:37:34.480 take those moments in and understand, Hey, I don't want 0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.000 to ever have to give anything. 0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.120 Up, So I'd rather get control of. 0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:41.040 The situation now and be a little bit more tempered 0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:45.080 with my use. But yeah, as it stands now, everything's 0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:46.000 going swimmingly. 0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:49.399 Hey, Chelsea, take me through your mental health stuff. Because 0:37:49.520 --> 0:37:51.840 I don't know if you know, but Marshaun famously in 0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:54.480 his last press conference in his last game said take 0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:57.000 care of your mentals, take care of your chicken, and 0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:59.399 that became kind of a huge thing in sports today 0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:02.080 in terms of that. You've been big on mental health too, 0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:05.399 in regards your podcast and everything else. Take me through 0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:08.040 your mental health Either did you have struggles with it 0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:10.120 or you just like giving out advice and help people out. 0:38:10.960 --> 0:38:14.040 No, I haven't had any like mental health struggles. 0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:17.200 I went to therapy in a big way when I 0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:20.680 was forty because it was right after the twenty sixteen 0:38:20.719 --> 0:38:24.919 election and I couldn't believe it, and I. 0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:26.680 Just I was I had a Netflix. 0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:29.399 Show, I was doing a talk show, my second one, 0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:33.319 and I was just not feeling right, you know, And 0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:35.120 so I went to therapy for the first time in 0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:37.080 a long time. Like I had so much anger that 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:40.040 it wasn't it wasn't normal. It was like it was 0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:42.080 something else. It wasn't I couldn't just be met at 0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:44.680 Donald Trump and his veneered family, you know, like I 0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:48.000 had there was a bigger issue that I had to unpack. 0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:50.520 And my brother died when I was nine years old, 0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:52.680 and I had never really kind of spoken about that 0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:53.760 to anyone. 0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:55.359 So that's what that was. 0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:57.600 And you know, when you don't deal with something when 0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:00.160 it happens, it's delayed grief, and it builds up up 0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:02.680 and builds up and builds up, and then it hits. 0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:05.680 Whatever your trauma is will come and find you when 0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:08.439 it's you know, when it stops working for you. Because 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:10.840 in many ways, my trauma was working for me because 0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.799 I was so outspoken and I was so kind of like, 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:17.240 you know, determined, and I didn't have time for feelings 0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.400 because I was just on a path of success and 0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:22.560 I wanted to succeed and I loved what I was doing. 0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:26.040 And then it started to not work for me, and 0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:28.560 I started to get really angry, and you know, and 0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:32.000 unpacking that was kind of how my podcast, which is 0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:34.920 called Dear Chelsea, where real people call in for advice, 0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:37.719 because a I just think that's the best way to 0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:40.440 get advice is to get someone's opinion who's not involved 0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:42.920 in your family, your relationship, or any of the stuff 0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:45.600 that you're upset about. You need an objective point of view. 0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:47.840 And I'm a truth teller, so I always want the 0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:50.000 best for everyone, and I want to tell people the truth, 0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:52.040 even if it's hard to hear. You know, a lot 0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:54.560 of people aren't that interested in hearing the truth. 0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:56.920 But my podcast was born out of that. 0:39:57.000 --> 0:39:59.880 I just had such a great experience going to their 0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:04.600 therapy and learning about self awareness, learning about how I'm perceived, 0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:08.680 and learning what my triggers are and my shortcomings and 0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:11.520 kind of readjusting my. 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.600 Personality, you know what, I mean to be a lot 0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:15.480 more loving. 0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:19.920 And kind and sensitive to other people rather than just 0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:21.000 like bull dozing my. 0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:22.479 Way and being like this is who I am. 0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:25.279 It was like, no, actually, why don't you listen and 0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:27.520 talk and find out what everyone else is like? 0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:28.839 It's not all about you. 0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:32.080 You don't have the responsibility that you have to entertain 0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:33.360 everyone all the time. 0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:34.799 And then when I. 0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:37.080 Got out of therapy, I was like, Okay, this is great. 0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:39.799 I have all of this information and knowledge and I 0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:41.440 wanted to share it with everybody. 0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:43.480 So I was like, what's the best way to do that. 0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:45.879 I was like, oh, I'll do an advice podcast, because 0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:47.319 they kept asking me to do a podcast and I 0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:47.839 was like, I don't. 0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:49.200 I have nothing new to say. 0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:50.640 And then I was like, oh, this is new, Like 0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:52.960 I'll do I'll talk to real life people who will 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.479 call in like a dear Abby. So that's been really 0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:57.880 fun and it's been a huge success, so I'm psyched 0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:58.279 about that. 0:40:58.360 --> 0:40:59.959 It's like, I think we're in our fifth season. 0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:03.600 And Chelsea, did you I mean you when you say 0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:07.439 you stop therapy, literally there's no refreshers. You don't check 0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:10.000 back in every couple of months, I mean you. I 0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:13.880 mean you literally you sought something, you found it, and 0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:14.560 now you're good. 0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:18.400 No, I do have refreshers, like when I'm here in Whistler. 0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.400 I just talked to my therapist yesterday. When I have downtime, 0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:24.920 I take advantage of it and I find therapy like 0:41:25.320 --> 0:41:26.879 I just never wanted to be one of those people 0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:29.879 who was in therapy interminably, you know, like if you're 0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.759 going to therapy for sixteen years, I'm sorry, but I 0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:35.520 don't think that's working. Like you, you should be able 0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:37.800 to go for the big problems and the big issues, 0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:39.919 and then you should be able to go incrementally when 0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:41.960 something pops up and you're having a hard time with it. 0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:46.360 In my personal view, that's how I feel. 0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:50.279 But I think the funny thing, and Marshaun tell me 0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:53.279 if you guys agree with this too, is like you 0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:56.200 go to therapy, and I went pretty heavily for like 0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.759 two years, and I learned all this stuff right, And 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:00.480 you have. 0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:05.040 To like take all that information and like absorb it 0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:06.520 right like you're learning. You're learning. 0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:08.640 It's like going to school, and then there's summer break, 0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:10.640 and the summer break is the time where you kind 0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:13.440 of observe everything you learned in third grade. You're like, oh, okay, 0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:15.400 I know all this information, and now it kind of 0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:18.280 lives with you. But then the third step of therapy 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:21.000 is you have to apply all of the stuff you 0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:25.640 learned into your life while while keeping the good parts 0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:29.080 of your personality the same. So it's quite an adjustment 0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:31.760 to make because initially when I came in a therapy, 0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:33.719 I just was all of a sudden, very quiet. I 0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:35.520 go to dinner parties and people are like, why aren't 0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:37.560 you fucking talking? And I'd be like, oh, I've just 0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:39.040 you know, my therapist told me that I don't have 0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:41.680 to be the you know, center of the of the party, 0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:45.280 and I don't have my responsibility to entertain everyone. And 0:42:45.320 --> 0:42:48.960 my friends would be like, you're fucking boring, Like where's 0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:49.680 the old Chelsea? 0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:51.680 We want her back? And I'm like, no, no, no, no, 0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:54.640 she's gone. I'm like, there's a new version of it. 0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:57.239 I don't know where. 0:42:57.400 --> 0:43:00.319 And I kept auditioning like newer versions of my self 0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:03.560 to see what clicked, and then finally it all does click. 0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:06.000 But it's quite an arduous process. 0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.160 I love that Mark Shaun, you have any I mean, 0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:11.480 you know you've been out there preaching, but are you practicing? Brother? 0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:12.319 Oh man. 0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:14.880 It's just it's just went like with the with the 0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:17.000 new information that you get, now, you just got to 0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:20.000 be held accountable to it. And I mean, you know, 0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.520 I think, you know, just giving you an example of it, 0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:25.360 like you know, you got all this information and then 0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:26.759 you actually applied it. 0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:28.640 And I believe that that's how. 0:43:29.080 --> 0:43:31.400 I mean you got to the point that that you 0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:33.480 got to where you say, yeah, work, then you found 0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:34.800 the best version of yourself. 0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:37.000 So I do believe it worked. 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:40.120 But I mean, you know, and in terms of the 0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:44.640 mental health, uh situation, just like I was having a 0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:47.960 lot of teammates who I mean we uh, you know, 0:43:48.040 --> 0:43:49.239 like we want to the. 0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:51.480 Super Bowl together, and I mean they got. 0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:54.279 To a dark place and some of the things that 0:43:54.320 --> 0:43:56.000 they were saying to me, you know it kind of 0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:58.880 it kind of fucked me up a little bit. And uh, 0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:03.000 just just just reminding them, like, you know, things to 0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:08.400 be thankful for. And yeah, I mean in reality, what 0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:10.839 it did for them was I mean, it brought them 0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:13.279 out of a dark place and that was able to 0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:15.080 re emerriage am out of you know what I mean. 0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:18.160 That dark cloud that there was under. So I mean 0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:20.160 I do agree with that. 0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:23.719 But it's always like that with new information, now you 0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:25.520 got to be accountable to it, and then you got 0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:28.080 to learn how to i mean process and filter through 0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.480 it to make it i mean the best version for yourself. 0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:34.880 Yeah, And like the gratitude piece of it is so important, right, 0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:37.080 And it sounds corny in the beginning. Wh if you 0:44:37.120 --> 0:44:39.200 hear it and you're not practicing gratitude or you don't 0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.200 have a gratitude journal or whatever you know people do. 0:44:42.840 --> 0:44:44.440 I'm one of the people who do it. 0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.880 Like, if I'm especially in a dark mood or a 0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:49.239 dark period of time or a stressful period of time, 0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:50.920 that is the first thing I do when I wake 0:44:51.000 --> 0:44:54.600 up is write down fifteen things I'm grateful for, because like, 0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.200 in order to be happy, you have to be you 0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:59.400 have to have gratitude and you have to be grateful. 0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:01.240 Like those two things are linked together. 0:45:01.719 --> 0:45:04.719 And it's so easy to focus on the negative things 0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:07.640 that are happening. It's so easy to get wrapped up 0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.799 in the news and focus on that and think the 0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:12.160 world's coming to an end. But it's so much more 0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:14.279 rewarding to actually look at all of the things in 0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:16.480 your life that are going well, look at all the 0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:18.759 people that you love, look at all the impact that 0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:22.520 you've had, and want to keep that fire burning, you know, 0:45:22.719 --> 0:45:27.480 and choose light instead of dark, especially like you know, 0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:29.960 finding optimism in the dark. 0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:44.680 Well, Chelsea, I'm curious in terms of your call in 0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:47.520 how many of them are younger people, teenagers and whatnot, 0:45:47.560 --> 0:45:49.279 because they're dealing with all the you know, all the 0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.800 social media stuff and they're you know, they see stuff, 0:45:52.080 --> 0:45:54.480 they all think life's great and all these stuff, and 0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:57.000 that fucks a lot of these kids up these days, 0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:58.960 you know, in terms of what they're looking at and 0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:00.880 like oh, this is great and everyone's going to beach. 0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:02.719 Somewhere and you know, in a yacht and it's like, 0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:04.799 come on, dude, scheme you. 0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:05.120 Know what I mean. 0:46:05.560 --> 0:46:07.839 Yes, exactly, Sorry, guys, I just had to disrobe. It's 0:46:07.920 --> 0:46:09.600 very hot in here. My fire is burning, so my 0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:10.880 cheeks are getting very rosy. 0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:12.399 Keep it coming, Chelsea, keep it coming. 0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:13.600 I'm coming on to Marshall. 0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:17.120 And actually, yeah, no, we don't get a lot of teenagers, 0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:18.600 but we get a lot of young people. 0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:20.879 We get a lot of young people, you know. 0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:25.279 Young adults and who are really dealing with you know, 0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:29.440 being trans or being gay and their family's reaction to 0:46:29.560 --> 0:46:32.400 coming out. You know, a lot of the LGBTQ community 0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:37.040 and a lot of eating disorders, a lot of young 0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:41.839 girls who are really insecure and need a boost of 0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:44.520 confidence and need like an injection of confidence. 0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:47.799 And you know, my audience is primarily women and. 0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:51.799 Gay men, so I try to really inject confidence into 0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:53.320 every young person that I can. 0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:56.040 Have you found, Chelsea over the last I mean what 0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.640 you started this podcast? What in twenty twenty one? 0:46:58.800 --> 0:46:59.840 Right? Yes? 0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:02.719 So has there been Have you seen a trend over 0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:05.439 the last number of years in terms of that subject matter? 0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:09.160 Have you seen things sort of shift with the I mean, 0:47:09.160 --> 0:47:11.560 because the last these are a hell of a few 0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:14.400 years to have a podcast, right, with all the social 0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:17.840 unrest and COVID and all the anxieties, and you mentioned 0:47:17.920 --> 0:47:20.520 all the elections new elections. I mean, has there been 0:47:20.960 --> 0:47:23.600 Are you finding sort of similar themes over the course 0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:24.399 last five years? 0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:29.520 Limtly themes, but like a lot of political discontent within families, like. 0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:31.400 A lot of people who don't know how to deal. 0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:34.319 With their families, you know, who are on the opposite 0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:38.960 side of things, And that's a big, big theme, Like 0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:41.640 you know, how do I have how do I celebrate 0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:43.880 Christmas with my parents when they voted for Donald Trump 0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:47.160 and I'm a lesbian. Stuff like that is pretty prevalent. 0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:51.080 But yeah, I mean it has been a crazy you. 0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:52.040 Know, that's what's amazing. 0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:55.080 Like I remember thinking the world was over when Trump 0:47:55.120 --> 0:47:57.720 was elected in twenty sixteen, and here we are now 0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:01.439 again and it's happening again, and it's like, I don't 0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:04.680 feel the same way I felt, like, yes, I hate this, 0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:07.760 it totally sucks. But I don't think the world is over. 0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:10.439 I think the world is too big to be over 0:48:10.560 --> 0:48:14.000 anytime soon. I think there's too many things that. 0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:14.920 Are working well. 0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:18.040 You know, while there are things that aren't going well, 0:48:18.080 --> 0:48:20.839 there are many things that are and it's our job 0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:24.680 to highlight those things and really stay focused and positive 0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:27.799 for the people that can't really bring themselves to do that. 0:48:27.920 --> 0:48:30.319 You know, I love it. I mean, it's the only 0:48:30.320 --> 0:48:33.640 attitude to have right now. And it's the resilient mindset. 0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:36.759 By the way, speaking of mindset just generally and sort 0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:39.640 of end of a year, turning the page forget elections. 0:48:39.640 --> 0:48:41.400 But at the end of the year, beginning of a 0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:43.920 new year, are you a new Year's resolution person? 0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:44.800 Do you? 0:48:45.000 --> 0:48:47.840 I mean you talk about morning journals on gratitude. Do 0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:49.960 you lay out or have you done that over your career? 0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:54.080 Set specific goals. Are you one of those goal oriented people? 0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:56.480 What do you tend to do in terms of just 0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:58.640 setting out as a plan for your own life. 0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:01.319 I don't really give a shit about New Year's resolutions. 0:49:01.480 --> 0:49:03.200 I mean, I just find all of that to be 0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:05.920 so silly, Like, if that works for you, do it. 0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:08.719 But for me, it's not like one day I'm going 0:49:08.760 --> 0:49:09.800 to become a different person. 0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:10.600 Every day. 0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:17.239 It is intentionally meant for me to act and in 0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:19.799 my best interest, in everyone's best interest, you know, to 0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:22.040 be a good person, to be loving, to be generous, 0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:26.359 to be kind, to really see people you know, and 0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:29.000 because there's so many people who feel unseen, and I 0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:31.960 find that to be the most heartbreaking thing about our society. 0:49:32.320 --> 0:49:34.840 So many kids and so many young adults. 0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:37.280 That just they feel invisible, they don't feel like anyone's 0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:41.000 out for them. So I like to focus my energy 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:43.920 on that and a lot of other people. But I 0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:48.520 find that, you know, things work differently for different people, obviously, 0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:51.000 like New Year's resolutions. Know, like I wouldn't even know 0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:55.200 what my New Year's resolution would be, but I don't 0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:57.120 feel the need to even have one you know what 0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:59.239 I mean, because I'm always getting better. I'm going to 0:49:59.280 --> 0:50:03.279 be fifty this year, like my level of joyfulness is 0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:04.120 here when it. 0:50:04.080 --> 0:50:04.879 Used to be here. 0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:08.320 Where's the party, Chelsea? Are we invited at her book party? 0:50:08.400 --> 0:50:09.560 I'll have what she's having. 0:50:09.840 --> 0:50:11.520 It's going to be in Spain. It's going to be 0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:12.080 in New York. 0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:15.080 This book comes out on my fiftieth birthday, so I'll 0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:16.160 be having a book party. 0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:17.839 In New York. There will be one in La. I'm 0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:19.839 going to go for it, and this whole year, I'm 0:50:19.840 --> 0:50:22.319 just going to crush it because I'm people to know 0:50:22.719 --> 0:50:25.120 how joyful iterations and. 0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:27.719 To be crushing it in this way, you know, like 0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:31.239 I feel and look better than I have in my 0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:34.600 entire life. So I want to reclaim that number because 0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:36.640 obviously it doesn't mean what it used to when my 0:50:36.680 --> 0:50:37.480 parents were fifty. 0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:38.799 They could have wrapped it up. You know. 0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:42.239 I'm getting started in my second act, so I'm pretty 0:50:42.280 --> 0:50:43.200 pumped up about it. 0:50:43.880 --> 0:50:46.080 Did you imagine I love that Chelsea was. 0:50:46.040 --> 0:50:47.160 Your ten year old self. 0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:49.680 Did your ten year old self ever see you where 0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:52.440 you are at fifty? I mean at forty? I imagine 0:50:52.440 --> 0:50:54.279 you didn't see where you were at fifty when you were. 0:50:54.239 --> 0:50:56.880 Struggling, my ten year old self would be really psyched. 0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.000 In the book, I write a letter to myself as 0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:03.480 a young girl, saying, like what I dream that I 0:51:03.520 --> 0:51:05.840 would become as a woman Like that I would be bold, 0:51:05.840 --> 0:51:08.120 that I would be confident, that I would travel the world, 0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:11.120 that I would never get married, that I'd have tons of. 0:51:11.160 --> 0:51:14.640 Lovers all over the world. All of those things are true. 0:51:14.719 --> 0:51:18.000 Like I have lived this life that has exceeded any 0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:19.280 of my expectations. 0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:21.560 I have so much fun. I get to come up 0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.920 to my house and whistler for four months during winter. 0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:27.360 I bought a house in Spain. I learned Spanish. I 0:51:27.440 --> 0:51:28.880 learned how to ski like a pro. 0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:32.920 Like anything I've set my mind to, I've accomplished, and 0:51:33.480 --> 0:51:37.319 I want everyone to know, like things get better when 0:51:37.400 --> 0:51:41.600 you start caring less about everything else. Right, Everyone says, oh, fifty, 0:51:41.640 --> 0:51:43.920 you feel so much more confident, blah blah blah. But 0:51:44.000 --> 0:51:47.560 it's more than that. It's like, I don't date losers anymore. 0:51:47.600 --> 0:51:50.640 I don't have time for any of that. I only 0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:52.880 date men who are going to enhance my life and 0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:55.239 be an additive. I only do things that are going 0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:58.520 to bring me joy and create joy for others like 0:51:58.800 --> 0:52:02.319 you become selfish, but in the best way, because when 0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:05.400 you're having a good time, especially someone who's on stage 0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.759 performing in front of people all the time, if I'm 0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:10.799 in a good mood, then it's so much easier to 0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:12.080 spread that joyfulness. 0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:12.279 You know. 0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:15.640 I freaking love you. You are a mar Sean. 0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:17.840 I mean, first of all, we got to take a 0:52:17.880 --> 0:52:19.800 little boondog out of Spain, Marshan. 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:21.319 I mean, Chelsea, I. 0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:23.000 Thought it was you're going up to Canada and now 0:52:23.000 --> 0:52:23.880 you're off to Spain. 0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:26.160 Well, my wife's from Canada. 0:52:27.280 --> 0:52:29.560 The LSD is legal in Spain as well. 0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:34.240 Just let you guys, unbelievable, d U I s LSD. 0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:37.160 You know the hell? Is this a bit? 0:52:37.200 --> 0:52:38.760 Chelsea? I want to ask you a question, Chelsea. 0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:42.239 I am a father of two rockstar girl athletes and 0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:44.800 a son too. But I got two great volleyball players. 0:52:45.080 --> 0:52:47.680 I got one plane in college and I got another 0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:50.360 one in high school. That's a great beach and indoor player. 0:52:50.440 --> 0:52:53.400 So you got you love women's sports. His big advocate. 0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:55.800 Don't you own a volleyball league or an investor? 0:52:56.080 --> 0:52:56.920 I own one? 0:52:57.000 --> 0:53:00.359 Yeah, No, I'm an investor. I invested in love volley ball. 0:53:00.960 --> 0:53:03.120 That's going to be huge though, So I'm psyched. You 0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:04.520 said your daughter plays volleyball. 0:53:04.719 --> 0:53:06.919 One of my well, my oldest daughter plays at cal 0:53:06.960 --> 0:53:10.240 Poly indoor, and then I got my freshman who's a 0:53:10.280 --> 0:53:12.520 badass beach and indoor player as well. So I'm a 0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:15.959 volleyball dad through and in fact more uncle more Shaan 0:53:16.040 --> 0:53:17.160 has been in many of the games. 0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:23.440 Yeah, cute, most definitely definite and support. 0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:27.320 I mean it is growing so fast, female volleying, women's 0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:29.399 volleyball is the fastest growing sport right now. 0:53:29.800 --> 0:53:31.719 Oh it's a it's a it's a funny sport. They 0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:35.040 are athletes. It's credible athleticism by the way it is. 0:53:35.080 --> 0:53:39.040 In fact, beach volleyball is the fastest growing college sport, 0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:42.480 and indoor volleyballs you know from obviously college level and 0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:46.080 pro level is taken off like nuts. And it's fun, dude, 0:53:46.120 --> 0:53:47.120 It's a fun sport, man. 0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:47.520 I love it. 0:53:48.320 --> 0:53:50.920 Well, it's fun to see the girls, especially girls volleyball 0:53:51.040 --> 0:53:54.440 just well guys, but the energy in the camaraderie just 0:53:54.520 --> 0:53:56.840 you know, even if you miss a shot, everybody is 0:53:56.880 --> 0:53:59.640 like all huddled up, and you know, my kids are 0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:02.319 just getting into a Doug's by the way, Doug Doug, 0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:04.960 you may be he's short selling that you've got. He's 0:54:05.000 --> 0:54:10.000 got potentially two Olympic athletes. It's ridiculous. He's his own agent. 0:54:10.080 --> 0:54:14.239 He's already got an NF nil deal. Crazy is that 0:54:14.360 --> 0:54:15.239 men's volleyball? 0:54:15.280 --> 0:54:16.440 I don't think I've ever seen that. 0:54:16.840 --> 0:54:18.359 It's a good point. It's a good point. 0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:20.880 No, No, there is there no men's Olympic volleyball. 0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:23.520 And obviously high school in LA is very big for men, 0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:26.399 and then college is like twenty schools that are really 0:54:26.400 --> 0:54:29.239 good and like Long Beach State, UCLA, Ohio State or 0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:32.880 Epic and obviously the Olympics, and then Beach volleyball the 0:54:32.880 --> 0:54:34.200 guys are good too. 0:54:34.239 --> 0:54:35.960 So it's it's fun, it's a great sport. 0:54:36.000 --> 0:54:39.600 I love it so by the way, so speaking of Epic, 0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:42.080 just because I got it, sort of build on this, Chelsea. 0:54:42.120 --> 0:54:46.120 I mean, I love New Year's Resolutions aside, but it's 0:54:46.160 --> 0:54:49.680 it's not patronizing to say, because you kind of implied 0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:53.719 it yourself. How you feel is your rolling into fifty 0:54:53.840 --> 0:54:58.040 years old and feeling like you've you've accomplished so much 0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:01.680 and you've had per and meeting I think behind it 0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:04.920 because you consistently and I think that's one of the 0:55:04.920 --> 0:55:07.840 things that I really identify with you. You don't just entertain, 0:55:08.000 --> 0:55:10.720 You're not just funny, but you educate. And there's always 0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:13.680 been sort of a sober relationship to guests you've had 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:16.960 on all your shows and your documentaries talking about substance 0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:20.720 of issues and meaningful issues. Obviously a podcast that lends 0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:24.080 so much to so many, but it's you know, are 0:55:24.120 --> 0:55:26.640 the things left and the agenda? I mean, do you 0:55:26.960 --> 0:55:29.520 have a goal that you haven't achieved? Do you have 0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:33.280 a mindset around goal setting? Is there another Netflix series 0:55:33.320 --> 0:55:36.880 that you that's on the horizon that you've always wanted? 0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:39.279 Are the things you feel like? You know you're not 0:55:39.400 --> 0:55:41.279 there yet, but you know one day you're going to 0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:44.319 get you know, Mission Impossible six A co star. I mean, 0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:48.040 what what what what's out there that you haven't attained 0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:49.880 or what are you looking forward to most in the 0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:50.920 next decade. 0:55:51.239 --> 0:55:54.319 I mean, I'm mostly I don't have plans. I don't 0:55:54.320 --> 0:55:56.920 make like five year plans. I don't think like you know, 0:55:57.040 --> 0:55:59.759 I don't like being told what to do by a 0:55:59.840 --> 0:56:02.160 lot of people. So that's why I kind of do 0:56:02.280 --> 0:56:02.839 my own thing. 0:56:02.880 --> 0:56:03.160 A lot. 0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:05.919 I do my stand up, I release a special every tour. 0:56:06.440 --> 0:56:08.960 I write my own books, and I do my podcast 0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:11.879 and when I had my shows, you know, I've been 0:56:12.000 --> 0:56:14.759 given a lot of license in my creative endeavors. And 0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:17.600 now when I'm fifty, I'm like, Okay, I'm ready to 0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:19.600 try some new stuff, Like I'm ready to do some 0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:22.400 more acting. I'm ready to do some more like stuff 0:56:22.440 --> 0:56:27.480 that I haven't been known for, but only with myself 0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:29.839 in charge, you know what I mean. I'm not I'm 0:56:29.880 --> 0:56:33.640 not interested in like I have to have a voice 0:56:33.640 --> 0:56:35.520 in everything I do. I have to be have a 0:56:35.520 --> 0:56:39.719 hand in writing everything I do. I'm not really for 0:56:39.800 --> 0:56:41.359 sale or for hire. 0:56:41.200 --> 0:56:42.920 In that way that is traditional. 0:56:43.000 --> 0:56:46.040 It's just doesn't It doesn't serve me well when I 0:56:46.120 --> 0:56:49.520 have any man or woman telling me what to do. 0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:51.800 Although I would take it more easily from a woman, 0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:54.440 but I just don't. I don't need it, do you 0:56:54.520 --> 0:56:57.239 know what I mean? Everything's fine for me financially. It's 0:56:57.280 --> 0:56:59.279 not like I have to work. I only want to 0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:02.040 do things that are going to spread joy and laughter 0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:05.120 and sunshine. That is all I'm interested in doing, and 0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:09.520 my pursuit for that, whether it's career or personal. 0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:12.279 I feel like those two things are just so you know, 0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:14.360 dovetailed in my life. 0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:17.560 Like I work really hard and then I vacation really hard. 0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:22.160 And I take having fun very seriously, like I think 0:57:22.280 --> 0:57:24.440 part of my profession is being fun. 0:57:24.520 --> 0:57:27.480 Like I feel like it is professional to be fun. 0:57:27.600 --> 0:57:28.160 You know what I mean? 0:57:28.160 --> 0:57:30.560 Oh, you and Marshawn are twins, and Marshaw says, but 0:57:30.560 --> 0:57:33.800 it's not a hell yet. It's a hell fucking no, marsh. 0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:36.920 I feel totally totally. 0:57:36.960 --> 0:57:39.160 It's like I don't want to have long conversations about 0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:41.040 doing anything or committing to anything. 0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:43.320 I know instinctively what's what's going to work for me 0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:44.040 and what's not. 0:57:44.320 --> 0:57:46.400 Although I did just get an opportunity which I can't 0:57:46.400 --> 0:57:48.760 talk about that really has me excited. 0:57:49.040 --> 0:57:51.040 My agents just brought me something and they're like, this is. 0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:53.280 A really good use of your time. And I was like, 0:57:53.320 --> 0:57:54.960 oh my god, how long would this take? And they're 0:57:54.960 --> 0:57:57.160 like four weeks and I'm like, okay, so I can't 0:57:57.160 --> 0:57:59.760 take But it's again, it's something I haven't done yet. 0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:00.560 Because I'm fifty. 0:58:00.600 --> 0:58:02.440 It's like I've got all the things I want. I 0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:04.720 managed to not get married, not to have any children, 0:58:04.800 --> 0:58:05.680 so that's a home run. 0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:08.240 Okay, I'm both ry your. 0:58:08.360 --> 0:58:09.960 What is your opposition of marriage? 0:58:10.000 --> 0:58:11.800 By the way, just don't want to be tethered to 0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:12.600 any one person. 0:58:12.640 --> 0:58:16.600 I don't want to have to consult with anyone about anything. 0:58:17.000 --> 0:58:18.600 You know, if I want to get up and go 0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:21.080 to Abu Dhabi one morning, I don't want to do that. 0:58:21.160 --> 0:58:22.960 But if I do, I don't want to talk to 0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:24.600 anyone about it. I just want to go. 0:58:25.040 --> 0:58:27.280 I don't want to have anyone telling me what their 0:58:27.280 --> 0:58:30.280 opinions of my behavior is or if I should be 0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:31.200 away for this long. 0:58:31.560 --> 0:58:35.520 I'm just fiercely independent and and I love that. 0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:37.760 So now I'm going to flex some muscles that I 0:58:37.800 --> 0:58:42.000 probably haven't flexed yet since you know, I've had such 0:58:42.000 --> 0:58:44.480 a good time here on earth and in my life, 0:58:44.520 --> 0:58:46.880 and now I'm mature and responsible. So I think this 0:58:47.040 --> 0:58:49.800 year I will take on some things I haven't done before. 0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:53.080 I want to challenge myself a little bit more. 0:58:53.240 --> 0:58:55.440 Marshawn, you're shaking your head. 0:58:56.760 --> 0:58:58.640 I'm just saying that's be I like that. 0:58:59.000 --> 0:59:00.880 By the way, Marshaan is I'm not married, doesn't have 0:59:00.960 --> 0:59:02.520 kids either. He doesn't want you to be telling any 0:59:02.560 --> 0:59:03.160 what to do either. 0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:05.600 That's why I said, he's shaking his head, Doug, and 0:59:05.680 --> 0:59:07.760 you and I are shaking our heads, maybe in a 0:59:07.800 --> 0:59:08.520 different direction. 0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:10.120 We have a very different bath. 0:59:10.560 --> 0:59:13.520 Well, thankfully, Chelsea, thankfully I have a wife. Was cool 0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:16.600 as shit, and she let me do what I need 0:59:16.600 --> 0:59:19.520 to do, which is pretty damn nice. So I but 0:59:19.720 --> 0:59:21.160 by the way, I'm with you, I never had a 0:59:21.160 --> 0:59:24.040 girlfriend in my entire life until I met my wife 0:59:24.040 --> 0:59:27.040 because I was said, why would someone buy somebody present 0:59:27.560 --> 0:59:30.320 or want to call somebody if they're not going to 0:59:30.400 --> 0:59:32.200 marry them. That's the girl. I'm not going to fuck around, 0:59:32.280 --> 0:59:34.000 cheat and all that. So like, I never never had 0:59:34.000 --> 0:59:36.480 a girlfriend ever until I met my wife. And then 0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:38.480 I'm like, oh my god. Then I met her and 0:59:38.520 --> 0:59:40.640 I'll make us over and we've been married happily for 0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:43.040 twenty four years. But I never had that. I was 0:59:43.120 --> 0:59:45.760 you for my entire life until I was thirty one, 0:59:46.160 --> 0:59:47.560 and I'm like, I'm not I'm not. 0:59:47.520 --> 0:59:49.240 Gonna do no one could tell me what to do. 0:59:49.320 --> 0:59:50.600 Fuck that, I'm doing my own thing. 0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:52.360 And then I met her, I'm like, Okay, I got 0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:55.600 I can have the best of both worlds, right, Marshawn. 0:59:55.520 --> 0:59:58.560 That's great, And also listen, no offense to anyone who 0:59:58.560 --> 1:00:01.000 wants children or wants to be married. Go for it, 1:00:01.080 --> 1:00:03.280 Go get a baby if you want one. I just 1:00:03.440 --> 1:00:04.400 know that's not for me. 1:00:04.600 --> 1:00:07.320 And I think it's also really important for people to 1:00:07.400 --> 1:00:09.800 know when they're not cut out for parenting, because you're 1:00:09.840 --> 1:00:13.040 doing the world a favor by not becoming a parent, 1:00:13.120 --> 1:00:17.640 you know, and also freeze you up to be generous 1:00:17.680 --> 1:00:19.760 to a whole slew of children in your life. I 1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:22.720 have nine nieces and nephews. I have tons of kids 1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:24.840 in my life. I wouldn't have all those kids in 1:00:24.840 --> 1:00:26.680 my life if I had become a parent, I wouldn't 1:00:26.680 --> 1:00:27.600 have had the bandwidth. 1:00:28.000 --> 1:00:30.439 Hey, Chelsea, give me give me two comedians you would 1:00:30.480 --> 1:00:31.160 pay to see. 1:00:32.000 --> 1:00:33.160 Give me two that you like. 1:00:33.440 --> 1:00:35.400 I have to go and maybe maybe you've already seen it, 1:00:35.440 --> 1:00:37.520 but that are out there right now, young old whatever 1:00:37.880 --> 1:00:39.920 that you would go line up to go see tomorrow. 1:00:40.680 --> 1:00:41.080 H Yah. 1:00:41.120 --> 1:00:43.560 Monika Saunders, she's hilarious. 1:00:43.640 --> 1:00:45.840 She opens for me on the road sometimes and she's 1:00:45.880 --> 1:00:47.479 one of the funniest people I've ever met. 1:00:48.000 --> 1:00:51.120 And rosebud Baker, Okay. 1:00:51.000 --> 1:00:54.240 All right, what makes what makes them so good? What's 1:00:54.360 --> 1:00:55.160 unique about them? 1:00:55.960 --> 1:00:58.560 Well, Yamnica's funny because she just gets up and yells 1:00:58.600 --> 1:01:02.280 at white people for just being white and why why 1:01:02.520 --> 1:01:06.040 like she she and it's not it, and it's it's 1:01:06.200 --> 1:01:12.480 very thoughtful and educated, and it's like I'm always trying 1:01:12.520 --> 1:01:15.520 to like show my audience the whole world, you know, 1:01:15.680 --> 1:01:19.480 not just like what being a white, middle aged blonde 1:01:19.480 --> 1:01:19.960 woman is. 1:01:20.080 --> 1:01:22.560 Like I want a full spectrum of experience. 1:01:23.120 --> 1:01:26.480 And she's somebody we couldn't have come from more opposite 1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:30.360 backgrounds or have different it have had different experiences, but 1:01:30.400 --> 1:01:33.160 she is someone who really lays it out in such 1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:39.040 a great entertaining way for people, just so that white 1:01:39.040 --> 1:01:41.080 people can kind of take a look at themselves and 1:01:41.120 --> 1:01:44.360 look at their part, especially white women, you know, look 1:01:44.360 --> 1:01:47.120 at their part in what happened in this election, look 1:01:47.160 --> 1:01:48.400 at their part in society. 1:01:48.800 --> 1:01:50.280 Look how just clueless we can be. 1:01:50.440 --> 1:01:53.320 And she does it in a hilarious way, like it's 1:01:53.320 --> 1:01:57.600 an indictment on white people, and I love it. Mnika 1:01:57.720 --> 1:02:01.240 Saunders Instagram. I mean, you'll get a flavor of what 1:02:01.280 --> 1:02:05.280 I'm talking about. And rosebud Baker is a writer on SNL, 1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:08.480 but she's a great stand up and she's really sharp, 1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:11.800 really funny, her grandfather was James Baker. 1:02:11.800 --> 1:02:16.000 Actually, and and you know what's so funny. I was 1:02:16.040 --> 1:02:16.720 at George W. 1:02:16.800 --> 1:02:19.439 Bush's compound in Kenny Bunkport a couple of summers ago, 1:02:19.760 --> 1:02:21.240 and he was like George W. 1:02:21.280 --> 1:02:21.840 Bush. 1:02:21.960 --> 1:02:23.760 I was also on three edibles when I met him. 1:02:23.880 --> 1:02:26.640 F y had to be to go over to that house, 1:02:26.680 --> 1:02:27.240 you know what I mean. 1:02:29.360 --> 1:02:31.120 And he goes, I think you and I have someone 1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:31.680 in common. 1:02:32.040 --> 1:02:34.080 And I was like, first of all, I said, I 1:02:34.080 --> 1:02:35.720 don't think we have anybody in common. 1:02:35.760 --> 1:02:37.480 He goes, oh, we do, we do. 1:02:37.600 --> 1:02:38.000 He's like. 1:02:39.720 --> 1:02:41.840 A guy from my I think he was the Secretary 1:02:41.880 --> 1:02:42.880 of State, James Baker. 1:02:43.360 --> 1:02:45.720 Yeah, he was everything. He was well, he was Gore 1:02:45.800 --> 1:02:47.440 in the Supreme Court. I mean, he was the guy 1:02:47.480 --> 1:02:49.720 who was the lead counsel for at least the point 1:02:49.760 --> 1:02:51.800 person and Bush b Gore. 1:02:52.120 --> 1:02:54.880 Oh right, right, right, right, right, Okay, there we go. 1:02:55.320 --> 1:02:58.160 No, man, he's a legend. He's one of the greats. 1:02:58.320 --> 1:03:01.600 And forget being partisan, and he's he was a next 1:03:01.720 --> 1:03:10.960 level quality old school Republican, unbelievably powerful, unbelievably eloquent in 1:03:11.080 --> 1:03:13.800 terms of how he used and exercises power. I'm being 1:03:13.880 --> 1:03:16.880 generous disagree with him on nine out of ten damn issues. 1:03:17.480 --> 1:03:19.480 But he was a force to be reckoned with. 1:03:19.680 --> 1:03:23.320 Yeah, so this is his granddaughter. And George W. Bush 1:03:23.360 --> 1:03:24.840 was the first person who said, he goes, we you 1:03:24.840 --> 1:03:25.920 and I have someone in common. 1:03:26.040 --> 1:03:28.520 There's a new girl coming out and she's a lot 1:03:28.560 --> 1:03:31.480 like you, and she's got a foul mouth and she's 1:03:31.520 --> 1:03:33.040 got a lot of strong opinions. 1:03:33.120 --> 1:03:35.120 And he's like, and her name is rosebud Baker, and 1:03:35.120 --> 1:03:37.000 I was like, you know, rosebud Baker. 1:03:37.000 --> 1:03:38.840 I had just signed a deal with rosebud Baker to 1:03:39.000 --> 1:03:41.040 develop a TV show for her a few years ago. 1:03:41.440 --> 1:03:43.720 So that was really funny. We actually did have someone 1:03:43.760 --> 1:03:44.200 in common. 1:03:44.640 --> 1:03:46.760 And then he went on to show me his personal 1:03:46.840 --> 1:03:48.840 painting collection of his personal painting. 1:03:48.960 --> 1:03:52.880 That's right, Hey, it is great to catch up with you. 1:03:53.040 --> 1:03:55.560 Thank you for taking the time to join us, and 1:03:55.920 --> 1:03:58.200 thank you for taking the time to write what will 1:03:58.200 --> 1:04:01.560 be your seventh best book. I'll have what She's Having, 1:04:01.760 --> 1:04:07.000 which is out on what It's out February twenty fifth. Yep, 1:04:07.200 --> 1:04:10.200 and it's available. You go on what, you can go 1:04:10.240 --> 1:04:12.200 on everything right now. Pre order the book. 1:04:12.560 --> 1:04:16.240 Yes, happy early birthday, Thank you buddy. 1:04:16.360 --> 1:04:18.480 I had a pleasure speaking with you. Three gentlemen. 1:04:18.520 --> 1:04:29.480 Thank you so much, Thank you, Chelsea