1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: Would you billion pieces? You guys, goals, non binary pals. 2 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,639 Speaker 1: Welcome to a bonusode episode. I always do that. 3 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,279 Speaker 2: Bonus so simply. 4 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 1: A bonusode, it's not a bonus episode. 5 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 3: That's okay, we're getting we're new at it. This is 6 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 3: the twenty twenty three edition. I know what's the seven 7 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 3: or eight or seven or eight by ten, we're gonna 8 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 3: be firing on all Scottie. 9 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: I'm excited. We leave tomorrow for our our little little tour. 10 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 3: Or mid atlantic tour. Yeah, I'm excited too. I went 11 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 3: to the dentist today. That's how excited I am. I 12 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 3: got these trampers scrubbed and polished, and I have the 13 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 3: best dentist. And I found out so my buddy Lee, 14 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 3: who is a ban animal but also one of my 15 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:16,199 Speaker 3: oldest friends, recommended doctor don into lookal Lake. He's such 16 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 3: a great dentist and he's got the best chairside manner. 17 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 3: He actually makes going to the dentists not terrible. Okay, 18 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 3: But then I found out from Lee after I went today. 19 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 3: I just sent a photo of the dentistry building that 20 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 3: I was in. He is apparently a world class or 21 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 3: like highest level KOI fish judge, what I guess there 22 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 3: are how beautiful are your koyfish competitions? And I'm proud 23 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 3: to say that one of the premier judges in the 24 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 3: world of giant goldfish puts his fingers directly into my mouth. 25 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: He also directly into the mouth of koi to judge 26 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: their pedigree. 27 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 3: No teeth at a koyfish. Ironically, the guy's so sick 28 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,559 Speaker 3: of teeth. He went right to the sucker, bottom feeding 29 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 3: fish that can just nibble on your big toe all 30 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 3: day without any blood. 31 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 2: We go. 32 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,839 Speaker 1: First off, when he first said it, I did think 33 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: that he. 34 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 2: Just judged a coyfish just from lazy. 35 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,679 Speaker 1: He just goes to a pod. Since there, that makes 36 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: as much sense as judging koyfish professionally in a competition. 37 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,839 Speaker 3: But doesn't it make you We've we've you know, we've 38 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 3: had done a lot of stories over the years of 39 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 3: the most boring men in the world, which I'm saying 40 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 3: Doctor Donna's not one of those men. 41 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 2: He's great dentists. 42 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 3: But we've done some stories about like people that collect 43 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,079 Speaker 3: calendars and people that collect stamps, dorms, you name it, 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 3: and oh good, I love talking about things. But it's like, 45 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 3: it is incredible that there are nine billion people in 46 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 3: the world, and there are a billion hobbies. Like everything 47 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 3: that you can think of, somebody not only loves it. 48 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,119 Speaker 3: It's like those videos. There's a community new dancing, there's 49 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 3: a community. I went to that in Western Massachusetts or 50 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 3: central Massachusetts. I went to that barefooters competition, which is 51 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 3: just barefoot water skiing, and I was like, I didn't 52 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 3: know you could do this, And then not only did 53 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 3: I know you couldn't do this, but that there was 54 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 3: a hierarchy of how good you could be it going 55 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 3: I don't know, forty miles an hour on a reservoir 56 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 3: on your bare feet. 57 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 2: Turns out a lot of people love it, dedicate their 58 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 2: lives to. 59 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: It a lot. So you just reminded me, tell me 60 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: something of And I was trying to look it up 61 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: to see if I could find it. But my dentist 62 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: doctor Home Going Home he had for a while and 63 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: he no longer gets it. I don't know why. He 64 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: had a tooth based or dentist based cartoon calendar that 65 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: he had up that was so like it was into 66 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: a level of of of anti comedy that was that 67 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: was as if it was pulled from from raffifi on 68 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: the Lower east Side and Norman six right right right right, 69 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: so insane. There was one also where I think there 70 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: was a muppet. It was like a puppet of some sort. 71 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: He was getting his mouth looked at fun and then 72 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: it was just this very dark one where it was 73 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: just like, well, I think you're doing fine. He's like 74 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: because I have no teeth. He was like in the 75 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 1: chair and he has had a mouth dark, just weird dark, 76 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,559 Speaker 1: and it was like, I don't under like. I would 77 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: just constantly try and understand what was happening in like 78 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: what was the humor equivalent thing in it? 79 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 2: Too. 80 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: But I used to take pictures of all of them 81 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: and then post them on my Instagram, and I've been 82 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: I'm like looking right now and I cannot. I just 83 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: googled Kirk brownel Or dentist poster, uh and it. 84 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 3: We got it. You got to steal it. Honestly, You've 85 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 3: put enough money into that place. 86 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: I've told you I like it. And they're they're like, 87 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: oh yeah, somebody well to them. They don't care. It's like, yeah, 88 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 1: it's get sent to us by a company who gives 89 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: us ship. 90 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,799 Speaker 3: They're in Pla del Ray, which is sort of south 91 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 3: of Los Angeles on the coast. We have my friend 92 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 3: Cara Babera lives down there. There is a place when 93 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 3: I would go to these carabin I would, yeah, yes, 94 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 3: Karen Nardini a nice chick. But there's a place called 95 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 3: I was like going from one bar to another bar, 96 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 3: and I looked up in this uh like mini mall area, 97 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 3: strip mall area, and there's a business called dental Chickens. 98 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 3: In Dental Chickens, and I was like, I'm trying to 99 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 3: figure out so that the next bar we stopped at, 100 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 3: probably Prince of Wales. We googled it and it's for 101 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 3: people that want to get put under. It's for people 102 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 3: that are chickens about going to for WIMPs. But so 103 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 3: dental Chickens. I want that merch. So I want to 104 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 3: wear dental Chicken shirts everywhere. 105 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: Dental Chicken. It's crazy name, the best name. It's but 106 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,280 Speaker 1: the best name. It's just like, are you chicken? Come 107 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: to dental Chicken? 108 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 3: And I googled it within five minutes of seeing it. 109 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 3: So it is actually incredible marketing. 110 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: So here's one just confusing. It's a man in his 111 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 1: own bathroom and then he's invited two other men who 112 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: appear to be twins. They look exactly the same. The 113 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 1: middle guys there, and the guy on the side is saying, dude, 114 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: why do you need us all here? And the guy 115 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: in the middle says, my dentist told me that brushing 116 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: alone won't prevent cavities. 117 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 2: I mean, that is very funny. I'm not laughing. 118 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 3: I'm not laughing, but from a joke reriting perspective, I 119 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 3: get what they're going for. 120 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. And then there's another one where's a coke can 121 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 1: and a and tooth are dancing and they're in love 122 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 1: and their friends are in the background. The friends are teeth, 123 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: just standing alone by themselves teeth. I know he's sweet, 124 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: but I'm telling you he's all wrong for her. 125 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 3: Ah, Beth Stelling, that's okay, love that Beth Stelling. 126 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: Those weren't two. Those weren't two of the more absurd ones. 127 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: But they are the only ones I can find. Unfortunately, 128 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: we'll find it. 129 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 3: We I'm gonna get your copy. Christmas is coming. I'll 130 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 3: drive to doctor Holmes's office if I have to. 131 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 1: I don't think he gets them anymore. I go all 132 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: the time, and I don't see it anymore. Ye's very sad, 133 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: but look, the whole point of this guy gosh darn 134 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: episode is to give advice to you. You guys have 135 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: been very nice to call in via our Instagram. 136 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with saying, especially straight men that listen 137 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 3: to this podcast, the nine straight men that listen to 138 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 3: this podcast, go to the dentist in the next six months. 139 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 3: Maybe you've put it off for a couple of years, 140 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 3: maybe you've been in between insurance, maybe you just hate 141 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 3: going to the dentist. 142 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 2: Top of the year. 143 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 3: I want to see you get in there and get 144 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 3: those chompers floss by a professional. That's my advice. Starting 145 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 3: at the top of the episode, get go, get those 146 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 3: teeth clean, go to a dentist. Show the world you 147 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 3: care by the teeth you wear. 148 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: Gotti. You're always giving. You're always out there making the 149 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: making the world a better place. 150 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 3: Trying to get straight guys to cut their toenails. It's 151 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 3: just something that they need to think about. Stop doom 152 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 3: scrolling on TikTok and Instagram and get all the empty 153 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 3: water bottles out of your car. 154 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 2: How about that right here? 155 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: It is that's our first episode of advice. 156 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,680 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when you came in hot on that that 157 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 3: that Mic is hot. 158 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. 159 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,839 Speaker 4: Hey then Anna, boys, this is Jocelyn and I need 160 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 4: some advice. Hey, Josh, I've had a tumultuous year. I 161 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 4: am an ex Mormon. I left the church with my husband, 162 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 4: but I got married, and then after we left the church, 163 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 4: I realized that I'm gay, So he and I ended 164 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 4: up getting divorced. We're still very good friends. And I 165 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,199 Speaker 4: started dating a woman pretty much right after I came out. 166 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 4: I met her and read it and she's amazing. We 167 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 4: dated for the last year, and I moved cities to 168 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 4: be with her and moved to Minneapolis, Minnesota, And now 169 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,440 Speaker 4: she just ended our relationship. She was my first love. 170 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 4: And I am a mess and going through a lot 171 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 4: of heartache. And I just feel like, for the second 172 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 4: time in a year, my life has been flipped upside 173 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 4: down and. 174 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,280 Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what to do. 175 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,199 Speaker 4: So I was just wondering if you had any advice 176 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 4: for me. Thanks. 177 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: This is an excellent one. 178 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 2: This is heartfelt. Joscelyn. First of all, you're gonna be fine. Yes, 179 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 2: You're gonna meet. 180 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 3: At least one more love of your life, maybe two, 181 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 3: So you're going to be okay. I can guarantee it. 182 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: And just think of it this way I think is 183 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 1: that this was the first. This was your first, uh 184 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,839 Speaker 1: you know, same sex relationship. 185 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,840 Speaker 2: It's like being thirteen years old. 186 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: It's like, that's just the first one. Yes, you have 187 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: an entire career, entire life, an entire journey to go on, 188 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 1: and this is just what had to get you too here. 189 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 2: You know, that's right, that is true. 190 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:25,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. 191 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 3: Also, I'm assuming Jocelyn is still in Minneapolis. 192 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,160 Speaker 5: One. 193 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 3: You made a great choice even if you broke up. 194 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 3: No offense to Utah, but Minneapolis rules. It's a top 195 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 3: ten city in the US. And there are a lot 196 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 3: of cool people there, a lot of great restaurants and bars. 197 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 3: You're gonna meet awesome people. 198 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:49,319 Speaker 1: Imagine you would move to Scranton, Pennsylvania. You'd be in 199 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: a tight spot right now, you boy, oh boy, I 200 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: have nothing to do but go back home with your 201 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: tail tuck between your legs. That's right, Minneapolis. You're at 202 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,719 Speaker 1: a very very awesome place. I've always it's like you 203 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: and you're set up for global warming, right. 204 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 3: Absolutely. They have pull tabs there. Oh, they have Psycho 205 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 3: Suzi's Tiki bar. My first bit of advice is you 206 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 3: gotta start giving yourself very short term shirt short term 207 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 3: goals that you can just check off, like a little 208 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 3: progress report for yourself. So the first one, as soon 209 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:21,840 Speaker 3: as you hear. 210 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 2: This next week, how about next Wednesday, you go. 211 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 3: To Psycho Susi's at happy hour unless you don't drink, 212 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 3: which I understand, but if you do, just go get 213 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,240 Speaker 3: a dumb cocktail tiki drink that you've never had before, 214 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 3: give yourself a little something. You go, I'm gonna shower, 215 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 3: I'm gonna put some cool clothes on, and I'm just 216 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 3: gonna go sit there and have a fun drink and 217 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,640 Speaker 3: then leave nobody's judging you. 218 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: And then head on downtown. Head on downtown, and I 219 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: want you to stand on the side of the Mississippi 220 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: River right in Minneapolis where the water. They built some 221 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 1: sort of weird damn like structure that I don't understand, 222 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 1: but it just makes the water jump up and over 223 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: kind of a round part and it's gorgeous. And know 224 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 1: that your life is just like that river. It's just 225 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: there is one There is no one moment that is 226 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 1: better than the other. It's all just flowing right through. 227 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 2: That's really true. 228 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 3: I would say that, Yeah, it's staying busy because it's 229 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 3: like the idle mind is the worst thing you can have. 230 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,520 Speaker 3: And if you just are looking at their social media 231 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 3: and go and all the places used to go with them, 232 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 3: I think it's time to take smaller swings, but just 233 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 3: set smaller goals. 234 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 2: So like you know, if you meet. 235 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,560 Speaker 3: Somebody else on redd, it very fun, but just don't 236 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 3: move there. Just give yourself one year where you're saying, 237 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 3: I'm not gonna move there wherever that person is. Just 238 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 3: take it slow, slower swings. 239 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're going to get through this. 240 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,080 Speaker 3: We've got so I think we're coming back. We're coming 241 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 3: back to Minneapolis next year. I think, right, we're trying to. 242 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 2: We're okay. 243 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:57,600 Speaker 3: So Jocelyn, there's a slightly longer goal for you, but 244 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,960 Speaker 3: we're comming. We're probably gonna do the Parkway Theater again, 245 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 3: which is an awesome place where we had an incredible 246 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 3: show last time. So put that on the cow. But yeah, 247 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,720 Speaker 3: you're gonna be fine. The breakups just hurt because they 248 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 3: feel so personal and you start to wonder what's wrong 249 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 3: with you? 250 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,480 Speaker 2: Nothing? Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you. 251 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,480 Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with you as a person, as two 252 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: people in an industry in which every day is rejection. 253 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 1: Every single day is rejection. You just in order it, 254 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,280 Speaker 1: you just have to know that it literally has nothing 255 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: to do with you. It feels like the most personal 256 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 1: thing and has no thing to do with you. 257 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,840 Speaker 3: Okay, I would say the next three how about we 258 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 3: do it on Tuesdays? Since bananas comes out on Tuesday. 259 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,840 Speaker 3: It's an easy reminder, Joson, go ahead, look at the 260 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 3: next three tuesdays after you hear this, and just do 261 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,679 Speaker 3: a little thing. Go to a movie, even if it's 262 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 3: by yourself, Go out to dinner with a friend, and 263 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 3: go to Psycho SUSY's Happy Hour on Tuesday, and just 264 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 3: give yourself a little thing that you know you're gonna 265 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,440 Speaker 3: get out and do it, and do something you like 266 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 3: to do, maybe like I don't know, maybe like batting cages. 267 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 3: Go swing your heart out next Tuesday and have the 268 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 3: time of your life. But you're gonna be fine. You 269 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 3: made a huge swing. You took a risk, and that's 270 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 3: what loves all about. 271 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: And my suggestion risk is just large bodies of water, 272 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: large on them. Start kayaking the Mississippi. That's right, all right, 273 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,359 Speaker 1: here's another one. 274 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 6: Hi, guys, My name is Rina, and I have advice 275 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 6: questions for you. I got invited by a coworker to 276 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 6: go to a party. The only thing is I just 277 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 6: moved here from another state. I don't know this coworker 278 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 6: very well, so I won't know any unity at this 279 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 6: party where it's like an already establishment group. So my 280 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:53,720 Speaker 6: question is what, like what should I do to keep comfortable? 281 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 6: But also I'm very obviously trying to make friends and connections, 282 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,400 Speaker 6: So just what's your advice for being comfortable in a 283 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,720 Speaker 6: social setting. The other part of that is being interesting 284 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 6: and comfortable and now sober in a social setting. Thank you? 285 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So Scotty, this is right up your alley. Yeah, 286 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 1: this is stranger parties all the time, and I've never 287 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: seen anyone flourish as well as you. 288 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. I'll give you a little quick anecdote. 289 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 2: First of all, good on your sobriety. That's great. You know, 290 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 2: the Banana Boys talk about getting boozed. 291 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 3: Up every now and then, but we honestly respect everybody 292 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 3: that's sober, and we Kurt mind your's resolution. 293 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 2: I'm going to go sixty. I'm gonna do January February. Dry. 294 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,920 Speaker 1: Great, I love it. 295 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 3: I enjoy it, and I also enjoy the challenge. I 296 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 3: think it's Rena right that Rena is saying. It's like 297 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 3: new It's a different way to social especially if you've 298 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 3: kind of been dependent on it sometimes. Okay, quick story, 299 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 3: So a big part of being a TV and movie 300 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 3: writer is you especially when you move to like Los Angeles, 301 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 3: so I was new to LA in twenty is you 302 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,640 Speaker 3: take what are called general meetings? 303 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,320 Speaker 2: Kurt? How many generals have you taken. 304 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:04,960 Speaker 1: Out n out? 305 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, probably over one hundred. One of 306 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 3: my first ones was at Warner Brothers. And when I 307 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 3: went in, I thought I was just meeting one woman 308 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 3: who was a development executive there. And I went in 309 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 3: and as soon as I sat down, I was making 310 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 3: her laugh so hard she actually called her bosses in 311 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 3: and suddenly I was sitting on a magenta sofa surrounded 312 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 3: by six women in Warner Brothers TV development, And then 313 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 3: I was having to entertain five people at once, and 314 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 3: at the end it was so nice. Also, like it's 315 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 3: been relationships I've had now for ten years. But when 316 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 3: I was leaving, Jana, the first woman I was supposed 317 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 3: to meet goes you know, what, Scottie, you just started 318 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 3: talking about life and not your job and not what 319 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 3: you wanted out of us, or like you didn't start 320 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 3: pitching us. She goes, We've had people come in where 321 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 3: their agents or managers have to tell writers to like, 322 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 3: look around, and so if there's a jersey, a sports 323 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,920 Speaker 3: jersey on the wall, say it's a Lakers jersey, they 324 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 3: have agents and managers that tell these people to go 325 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,840 Speaker 3: do you like the Lakers? Just to start conversation. But 326 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 3: that's actually not bad advice. So if you go to 327 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,159 Speaker 3: a party where you don't know anybody but meet the 328 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 3: host or whatever, and there's one piece of interesting art 329 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 3: that doesn't look like corporate art, that doesn't look like 330 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 3: something that's sold at Target, go I love this is 331 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,199 Speaker 3: Did you do this? 332 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 2: Or who made this? 333 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,679 Speaker 3: And suddenly they're going to talk about where they got it. 334 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 3: They're going to talk about that they know this artist friend. 335 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,359 Speaker 3: Then you go did you go to art school? And 336 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 3: they go no, I went to Duke, and you go boo. 337 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,520 Speaker 3: But basically, just pick one interesting thing about the party 338 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 3: you're in. Anything can be furniture, could be art, could 339 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,960 Speaker 3: be what they're serving, and just gush about it. In 340 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 3: a you know, don't lie to them and then just 341 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 3: have a couple follow up questions. I really like this. 342 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 3: I moved here recently and I need art. Where do 343 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,760 Speaker 3: you go to get art? Just pick one thing and 344 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 3: really get excited about it, because then they're going to 345 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 3: get excited about it and later they're going to go 346 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 3: is really nice? 347 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 2: That lady was nice. She loved this guacamole. 348 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:07,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree on I don't. And I remember this 349 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 1: working on me, and I don't think it was a move. 350 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,640 Speaker 1: I think he was like looking for stuff, but it 351 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 1: was a It was a It was a who a 352 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,160 Speaker 1: guy who has now become my friend but was a 353 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: friend was literally Lauren's Lauren's His wife was Lauren's friend. 354 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: He came over and immediately asked me about this, Uh 355 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,639 Speaker 1: this this this painting that I have, and he's like, 356 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 1: I really like this, Like what is this? And I 357 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,120 Speaker 1: was just like, oh, this is no one literally it's 358 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 1: the craziest fucking It is the craziest painting I own 359 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: and it and it's got a great story and literally 360 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 1: no one has ever asked me about it ever, and 361 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 1: I never knew. I was like, this is a fascinating 362 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,640 Speaker 1: looking thing. And it was so great and immediately ingratiated 363 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 1: me to him because no one has ever done anything 364 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: like this. 365 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,359 Speaker 2: It's oh coffee table books. 366 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 3: People make choices what they decorate their house, home, apartment, 367 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,359 Speaker 3: what ever with they're they're choosing. 368 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:02,679 Speaker 2: To display it. 369 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 3: So if you choose to acknowledge it, even the smallest 370 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,880 Speaker 3: thing people get, they want to talk about it. It's 371 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 3: part of their personality, and then you just relate to it. 372 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 3: Like if I were to meet Kurt for the first 373 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,679 Speaker 3: time at his house, now he has, you know, a 374 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,959 Speaker 3: half dozen surfboards, and I don't really surf. I've been 375 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 3: a couple of times, but I would say, do you 376 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,240 Speaker 3: both surf? And then he goes, oh, no, Lauren doesn't 377 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 3: really go out I do. I'm like, well, where's the 378 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 3: best place to surf around here? And suddenly we're talking 379 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 3: about what he's into. And that's how you build friendships. 380 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed. And another way for you, another way to 381 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 1: do it, Rina is a very funny hat. If you 382 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 1: bring a very funny hat and wear that hat around, 383 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,479 Speaker 1: people are gonna be like, I don't know who that is, 384 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: but that hat says fun That's right. 385 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 2: It was in the uber I found it in the 386 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 2: uber I just put it on. I don't know who 387 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 2: this is. Maybe it was Pat Sage as. 388 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about that mustache. The mustache rides for 389 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: lift oh Lyft. 390 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 2: I know that's a weird one. Is something that you choose. 391 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 7: News okay, from all the way around the world. 392 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 8: Hello, kurrent Scotti, I am calling in for need of advice. 393 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 8: I live with two other women. We are all in 394 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 8: our thirties, and we get along as much as you 395 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 8: can get along living independently with other adults. But my 396 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:48,359 Speaker 8: one roommate she doesn't really like me, and I don't. 397 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: Know how to get along with her. 398 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,560 Speaker 8: And that's okay, But she chooses to put the toilet 399 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 8: paper on the wrong way. We all know this is 400 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,119 Speaker 8: the right way. It's supposed to be front facing, but 401 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,359 Speaker 8: she will take off my. 402 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,440 Speaker 1: Toilet paper. 403 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 8: And I don't really want to confront her about anything, 404 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 8: but I also want my toilet paper in the right direction. 405 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 2: So this is insane. This is so funny. 406 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: I think you can tell immediately from both Scott and 407 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 1: ized reaction. We don't even know what the right way 408 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 1: to have the toilet paper would be. This is the 409 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: most subjective thing I have ever heard to get angry 410 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 1: about ever, I understand that the idea of if you 411 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 1: have to have you have you outwardly stated that this 412 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 1: is your preference, and that she's purposely turning. 413 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,400 Speaker 2: No doubt. 414 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, like I did, Like, unless it's been stated, this 415 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 1: is and and she's constantly turning it. Yeah, No, this 416 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: is not something that I don't I even recognize as 417 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,679 Speaker 1: a an idea. Do you recognize this as an idea? 418 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,159 Speaker 2: No? Okay no. 419 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 3: But also there are people that are like, it's better 420 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 3: to cut a sandwich fifty to fifteen and a half 421 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,920 Speaker 3: or corner to corner people just have people make stands 422 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 3: on small hills. And that's fine. And we're going to 423 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 3: support the Bananamal more than the non bananimal roommate. Yes, 424 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 3: one hundred times out of one hundred. So we'll start 425 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 3: by saying you are correct in what you think is 426 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,480 Speaker 3: the right way. Even though kurtin I can't imagine what 427 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 3: front facing is. I think that means it comes over 428 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:31,440 Speaker 3: the top. 429 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 1: I guess so too. 430 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,880 Speaker 2: I guess instead of around the back towards the wall. 431 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, because if it's around the back towards 432 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 1: the wall, that's kind of like it's like it's poking 433 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: out saying hi to you, front facing. You know, it's 434 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 1: like it's kind of coming out being like here's my 435 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: soft underbelly. 436 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 2: M hm. 437 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 3: So if you have to do, here's one, here's one. 438 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 3: She's this roommate is being passive aggressive to you. 439 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 2: We all know this. 440 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 3: And everybody here who's had a roommate and I'm not 441 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 3: pointing fingers because guys are gross and living with guys 442 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,880 Speaker 3: are bad, but who's had a woman as a roommate 443 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,879 Speaker 3: knows that sometimes you get a note like I lived 444 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,800 Speaker 3: with a woman in Florida. I was extremely clean am 445 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,640 Speaker 3: I remain a very clean roommate person to live with. 446 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 3: And one day I had to open up a restaurant. 447 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 3: So I was up at seven and I made I think, 448 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 3: literally like an a go on a plate and put 449 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 3: it in the sink and went to work. And when 450 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 3: I came back that night after working a double, the 451 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 3: plate and the knife and fork were. 452 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:27,679 Speaker 2: On my pillow. 453 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: On your pillow. 454 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 2: She put it on my pillow. Oh. 455 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,160 Speaker 3: I had already lived there for maybe six weeks, had 456 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,960 Speaker 3: never left a single dish anywhere, had cleaned up the house, 457 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,440 Speaker 3: take out the trash, it was the most passive aggressive 458 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 3: thing that I've ever experienced on your pillow. It's not 459 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 3: like you left your plate on her pillow. 460 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,959 Speaker 2: I left in the sink, one of the great places 461 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,200 Speaker 2: to put a dirty dish. 462 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 1: With a it's not even a dirty dish. 463 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 2: I know. It was so not dirty. 464 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 3: And also my door was closed because she had a 465 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,119 Speaker 3: couple of cats, actually had one big cat, and so 466 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200 Speaker 3: she had to open my door, which I also felt 467 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:11,680 Speaker 3: was like, WHOA, So I know a thing or two 468 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,679 Speaker 3: about what you're talking about. I'm not just I'm not 469 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,280 Speaker 3: just shooting in the dark here. I would say you 470 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 3: should anonymously gift her for Christmas a twenty four roll 471 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,159 Speaker 3: of toilet paper, and don't it's not from you, just 472 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 3: send it from some website without your credit card information 473 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,720 Speaker 3: or whatever on it. But I think that's a great 474 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 3: ways aggressive. 475 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: That's a great way to bump up and make the 476 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,919 Speaker 1: passive aggressive guarantees it never end. Yes, So I would, 477 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,239 Speaker 1: I would. I would urge you in the rest of 478 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,119 Speaker 1: your life, you're gonna be so much happier. 479 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're gonna not care about stuff. 480 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,960 Speaker 1: To not care about which way the toilet paper is, 481 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,240 Speaker 1: You're gonna the world is going to open itself up 482 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 1: to you like a like a ripe guava, and you 483 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,199 Speaker 1: can just you're just gonna be able to drink it 484 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: all in because little little, tiny bullshit things won't bother 485 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,160 Speaker 1: you so much. 486 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 2: Man, that's true. 487 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:13,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, So send her a thirty six double roll anonymously 488 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 3: for the holidays, whatever holidays she enjoys. Deny it until 489 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,920 Speaker 3: you die, but just let her know that does that? 490 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,800 Speaker 1: Let her know? Does that? Let that to me? It 491 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 1: is the is so would confuse me even more. I 492 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,320 Speaker 1: don't think that's clear clear. 493 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 2: Oh they know? 494 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 3: Oh if she's intentionally turning the toilet paper roll around 495 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 3: and then she from a somebody, I mean, it's so 496 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,280 Speaker 3: funny to just send it and be like And then also, 497 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,680 Speaker 3: your house just got thirty six new rolls of toilet paper, 498 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 3: so that's a win. 499 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:48,880 Speaker 2: For you too. 500 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 3: Also, here's another suggestion. 501 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,639 Speaker 1: You can get one of those free standing toilet paper stands, yes, 502 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 1: and then travel with it into the bathroom. 503 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,280 Speaker 3: Well, that is that's the best advice right there. Get 504 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 3: a silver brass butler's toilet paper stand and keep it 505 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 3: in your room and anytime you go into the bathroom, 506 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,879 Speaker 3: carry it in like a scepter, like a scepter. Yeah, 507 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 3: and then take it back to your bedroom. I love that. 508 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,560 Speaker 1: You know what, why don't they Right after I said this, 509 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 1: because you said like a scepter, and I was like, 510 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: it would be fun if you had a toilet paper 511 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 1: roll that every time you turned it it was like 512 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 1: a like a herald, Like, yeah, that would be really fun. 513 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,959 Speaker 3: Well, they just don't. They're not doing enough with toilet 514 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 3: paper rolls dispensers, and they're not even coming close. 515 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,119 Speaker 2: Thank you. 516 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 1: There's a lot we could do a lot, you know. 517 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,800 Speaker 1: If you have a company, let us know. 518 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, we have some ideas. If you thought Fiesta Donkey 519 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 3: was good, imagine what we could do to the toilet 520 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,800 Speaker 3: paper industry. We are disruptors here. 521 00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:02,119 Speaker 9: It is oh hi, banana boys. So I am an 522 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,680 Speaker 9: assistant principle at an elementary school and I'm having a 523 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 9: little bit of an issue with a specific bathroom in 524 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 9: my outdoor campus where the boys in the bathroom continue 525 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 9: to pull out the urinal cakes, throw them against. 526 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,160 Speaker 1: The wall, and then try to peel them to God. 527 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,720 Speaker 9: We had a kid take off their soiled underwear and 528 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,400 Speaker 9: stuff them into the toilet. 529 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 2: That's going to happen. Yeah, that's going to happen. 530 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,000 Speaker 9: We should do about these urinal cakes. Apparently we have 531 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,720 Speaker 9: to use them as part of the district. Any advice 532 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 9: on how to stop the urinal cake pissers? 533 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:40,639 Speaker 6: Thanks? 534 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,360 Speaker 1: Wow, great question. 535 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 2: The future is bright. 536 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,800 Speaker 3: I used to always say that it wasn't a real 537 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 3: house party unless you found a dirty pair of underwear 538 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 3: somewhere the next day. And then I went to a 539 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,800 Speaker 3: party at Adam's South Fourth of July party a few 540 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,320 Speaker 3: years ago, and during the cleanup, I like asked somebody 541 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,400 Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, yeah, we found like the worst 542 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,040 Speaker 3: pair of underwear behind a toilet in the. 543 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 2: Guest room I've ever seen. And I was like, yeah, 544 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,879 Speaker 2: great party, good party. 545 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:12,080 Speaker 1: I always unless plates were broken, that was what in college. 546 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: If plates were broken, then people they left with a story. 547 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 2: Yeah man, okay, so. 548 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 1: Urinal cakes could thank you so much for your service. 549 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 1: Thrown against the wall is very and then urinated on 550 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,640 Speaker 1: over there is I mean, it made me laugh right 551 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,919 Speaker 1: off the bat. I get where they're coming from. It's tomfoolery. 552 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,000 Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if there's any way if you have 553 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 1: to use them to strap them down into it, Like 554 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 1: I just can't imagine that there's any way to strap 555 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,720 Speaker 1: a urinal cake down into a urinal though. 556 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 3: I know that's interesting. I wonder if you could paint 557 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 3: something like that. Yeah, they painted pink. I wonder if 558 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 3: there's something that you could put in there, hmm. 559 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 1: I also wonder, yeah, if there's any way too, like 560 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 1: if you gave the boys, these are teenage boys, if 561 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: there was some image on the a urinal cake that 562 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 1: you could pee onto, like they're they're they're they're dumb there, 563 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: dumb lizard brains are just gonna want to pee on 564 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,960 Speaker 1: whatever that picture is. Ye, But I can't imagine. I'm 565 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: sure that they're industrial issued urinal cakes with no with 566 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,120 Speaker 1: no sorts of graphics whatsoever. I mean, I don't know 567 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: that guy, that designer Mark Echo. 568 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 3: Now when you go sometimes you see Echo urinal cakes, 569 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,200 Speaker 3: and I was like, this guy's a genius. Like clothing 570 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:44,560 Speaker 3: brands come and go, but urine is forever. First of all, 571 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 3: it's definitely time to give those custodians a nice. 572 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 2: Holiday thank you. 573 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 3: Give them a nice holiday thank you, because it sounds 574 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 3: like they're doing triple duty at the Island Boys' bathroom 575 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,960 Speaker 3: out there. I'm sure or you've said it over the announcements. 576 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 3: I mean, oh gosh, it's so tough because you can't 577 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 3: humiliate kids. You can't put kids at a bad spot. Yeah, 578 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 3: I mean yeah. 579 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 1: And they're also just goofing' It's like it's not an 580 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,719 Speaker 1: evil prank, it's a goof prank. 581 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 2: It's gross. 582 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 3: They're just big gross like they think it's victimless. 583 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 2: They do. 584 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 3: They think custodian has to exactly, which is so sad. 585 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 3: So okay, I think you're going where I'm going. Yeah, 586 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,240 Speaker 3: it's a picture. 587 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 1: So you take a photograph of the custodian and then 588 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 1: you put that picture in front of every stall and say, 589 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 1: this is the man who has to clean up the 590 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,560 Speaker 1: urinal cakes when you throw it. And if he can 591 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: have a sad face on, yeah, even better. 592 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 593 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, that is so true. And I connect it up 594 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 3: to the real world. That's what I think. To put 595 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 3: him on the morning announcements, just give him an award 596 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 3: for going above and beyond. And I think it's really humanizing. 597 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 3: The urinal cake is what we're talking about exactly. We 598 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 3: really need to breathe some human connection into these urinal cakes. 599 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,120 Speaker 3: So when they pass this nice gentleman or nice lady 600 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,719 Speaker 3: every day in the hallways. They know they're working this 601 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 3: kind person's fingers to the boat. 602 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 1: And even take it one step further, and it can 603 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 1: be used as instruction on the water cycle of how 604 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: all of like when you pee into here, what happens 605 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 1: with it versus when you pee in the corner, what 606 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 1: happens with it? Then you can talk about trash, you 607 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: can talk about waste dispols, you can talk about recycling, 608 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,040 Speaker 1: you can talk about the water table, you can talk 609 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 1: about the water cycle. It's a teaching tool there, it is. 610 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 3: I wonder if they make die pack. I wonder if 611 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 3: there's a way to stain some hands here. I bet 612 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 3: we could catch some people red handed. I mean they're 613 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 3: pink cakes. I wonder if there's a way to put something, 614 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,600 Speaker 3: lift it out and explodes yep, or not explodes, just 615 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,200 Speaker 3: soak it the work goes in there. Put it in 616 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,400 Speaker 3: some blue dye like two thousand flushes blue, so that 617 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 3: if anybody touches it, it's on their evidence, going on 618 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 3: their hands. 619 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: That's it's right there. 620 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,840 Speaker 3: But the main thing is humanize the urinal cake. Let's 621 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,240 Speaker 3: put a face to the cake. Let's put a voice 622 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 3: to the cake and then it's broken windows theory. It's 623 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,239 Speaker 3: just once they know they're hurting someone directly, then you 624 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 3: can give them like Saturday's detention. 625 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: Here's here's another one. I love these Hey Banana boys. 626 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,760 Speaker 10: My name is DJJD and I have a radio show 627 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,960 Speaker 10: on a community radio station. It's called Restless Radio every 628 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,440 Speaker 10: Saturday two to four pm in the beautiful West Coast 629 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,680 Speaker 10: of Canada on chl Y one on one seven FM 630 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,960 Speaker 10: in Nanaimo. I'm just wondering if you guys have any 631 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 10: suggestions of fun segments that I could have on Restless Radio, 632 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 10: or alternatively, any advice for a sign off send off 633 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,400 Speaker 10: saying right now, I say, remember, it's not the destination, 634 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 10: it's the journey. 635 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 2: Sure, but I'm. 636 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,120 Speaker 10: Wondering if you guys have anything more fun to say 637 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 10: to my radio listeners at the end of my radio show. 638 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 10: So yeah, listen to Restless Radio. I love your guys' podcasts. 639 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 1: Bye, all right, DJ Jackie D, thank you so much 640 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: for this question. Absolutely, I immediately have a recommendation for 641 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:43,560 Speaker 1: a soccer Okay, every time you end your show, you 642 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 1: just go and remember, folks, the most important lesson in life. 643 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 1: I ever learned was never forget your Oh yes, just 644 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,680 Speaker 1: cut yourself off every time, but in like a different 645 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: moment of the piece, Yes, dude, Kurt. 646 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 3: So when I I did stand up in college and 647 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 3: I was pretty good, but then when I moved to 648 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,120 Speaker 3: New York, I just lost the passion for it. 649 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,320 Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. I just liked writing more. 650 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:08,640 Speaker 5: I think. 651 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,360 Speaker 3: But I always wanted to do stand up as a character. 652 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 3: And I totally could have done it, because when I 653 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 3: met you around that era, the two thousand and five 654 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,960 Speaker 3: six seven years, people were doing character comedy in a 655 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 3: real way and they were really good at it. But 656 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,920 Speaker 3: I always wanted to do one that was called like, 657 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:28,759 Speaker 3: uh like Danny Quitz or or and it would be 658 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,440 Speaker 3: and so like if you brought me up, You're like 659 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 3: our next comedian lives in Brooklyn and blah blah blah, 660 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,879 Speaker 3: and the whole bit would I would I would only 661 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,320 Speaker 3: do setups and no punchlines, and then I would just 662 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,240 Speaker 3: bail Oh no, that was Johnny Baals. 663 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 2: It was gonna be Johnny Benny Baials. 664 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,160 Speaker 3: So Johnny Bailes was just gonna come up and be like, hey, guys, 665 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,840 Speaker 3: how you do it? Got had a weird day. So 666 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 3: I worked today and one of my co workers was 667 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 3: just having the worst day of their life. And suddenly 668 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 3: he takes off all his clothes and he turns to me, Ah, 669 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 3: you guys don't want to hear that. And then I 670 00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:00,279 Speaker 3: would just do ten minutes of like incredible setups. Then 671 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 3: bail And I always thought Johnny Bailes would have been 672 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 3: the best character that'd be so great at a weird 673 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,880 Speaker 3: date last night showed up and she was a conjoined 674 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,319 Speaker 3: twin and both of them were addicted to coke and 675 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 3: when the waiter came over, they looked up. 676 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 2: You guys don't want to hear about this. 677 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:24,920 Speaker 1: The most outrageous, juicy setups just never finish them. And 678 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,120 Speaker 1: they had the most fascinating life. 679 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,239 Speaker 3: Yes, somebody who's every day Johnny bails just has the 680 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,880 Speaker 3: greatest life ever. And then even at the end, I'm like, 681 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,520 Speaker 3: all right, guys, you've been fun, my name's whatever, and 682 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,640 Speaker 3: then just walk off stage. And I to this day 683 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,840 Speaker 3: I have regrets about never doing Johnny Bayle's So yes, 684 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,360 Speaker 3: I support and yes and Kurt suggestion that start with 685 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,719 Speaker 3: the first sentence of something profound and then just go 686 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,120 Speaker 3: to music or go to commercial. That is so funny, 687 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,560 Speaker 3: and it'll become a signature for you. People old look 688 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 3: forward to seeing that. 689 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, remember what the wonderful writer Gertrude Stein once 690 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,640 Speaker 1: said about radio. She said, it's never to. 691 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 2: I mean that is so good. I could not agree more. 692 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,640 Speaker 3: All right, take care of yourself, guys, guys and non 693 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,680 Speaker 3: binary pals. 694 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 2: As my grandfather said to me on his deathbed, JD. 695 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,200 Speaker 2: It's so good. 696 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 3: I mean, I cannot endorse this enough because you can 697 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,840 Speaker 3: get you can say, hey, guys, it's not the journey, 698 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,240 Speaker 3: it's not the journey, or it's the journey, and then. 699 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 2: Just move on. 700 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 3: So just get out a book of phrases, go on 701 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,840 Speaker 3: to brainy quote and just start with great quotes and 702 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 3: don't end them. And then it's this beautiful it's a 703 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,440 Speaker 3: it's a philosophical thing too, where you're you're not ending 704 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:57,080 Speaker 3: your show so that thought continues to grow inside their minds. 705 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,799 Speaker 3: I think that is it. I think, Kurt, you nailed it. 706 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,480 Speaker 3: I think that is so funny. And then for segments, 707 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,879 Speaker 3: for on air segments, we used to do one when 708 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 3: I had a radio show in college that people would 709 00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,400 Speaker 3: send in trivia and my co host would read it 710 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,040 Speaker 3: and if I got it right, we would play a 711 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,320 Speaker 3: funny sound. If I got it wrong, he would shoot 712 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,640 Speaker 3: me in the chest with a rubber band. And it 713 00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 3: quickly became you know, this is the era of jackass. 714 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,200 Speaker 3: And I'm not saying pain involved. What I'm saying is 715 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,319 Speaker 3: you want to challenge your listeners to send something in 716 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,880 Speaker 3: to stump you and just go for it. Just try 717 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,040 Speaker 3: to get stumped. Maybe call it the stump, and just 718 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,680 Speaker 3: have them ask you things, fun facts, stuff that they 719 00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,360 Speaker 3: don't know, stuff that they might not know about Western Canada, 720 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,399 Speaker 3: the world, what's going on. But just have them so 721 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 3: that you can say, I'm an idiot, I don't know, 722 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 3: get the answer, and move on. It's so simple, but 723 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,560 Speaker 3: people like to feel smarter than other people. Yeah, so 724 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,520 Speaker 3: I say to start a segment you call the stump. 725 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: I love that. I've got another idea as well, especially 726 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,000 Speaker 1: if this is like a smaller community, which I'm assuming 727 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,880 Speaker 1: it has. Because I didn't recognize what the NEMO is. 728 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 1: Maybe it's the Northeast Manitoba. 729 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,000 Speaker 2: O Dirty Dogs, great Gas. 730 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:20,120 Speaker 1: So I I think I've talked about this before, but 731 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,600 Speaker 1: I started watching on Instagram on TikTok this guy who 732 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,640 Speaker 1: just goes to drains when it's like like street drains 733 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,040 Speaker 1: and when there's just a big thing of like a 734 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,880 Speaker 1: big puddle, like a big lake around it, and just 735 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 1: clears it out, just clears it out, and then all 736 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,520 Speaker 1: the water drains down it the way it's supposed to. 737 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,280 Speaker 1: And it's so incredibly satisfying. Yes, so you can have. 738 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,560 Speaker 2: A tiny problem. 739 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,440 Speaker 1: So you have you have a it's just like called 740 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,560 Speaker 1: like the best puddle of the week or something like that, 741 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,240 Speaker 1: so that like people will take a photograph from somewhere 742 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,640 Speaker 1: and then you can like talk about it. It's on 743 00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,400 Speaker 1: this and this, it's huge, it's and then once you 744 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,080 Speaker 1: have it going enough like those, it'll start getting people 745 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: will just like clean them up, you know, for other 746 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,960 Speaker 1: people because now they know, oh, there's a giant puddle 747 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,800 Speaker 1: over there, and I guess. 748 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:10,760 Speaker 2: That is so funny. 749 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,480 Speaker 3: So you have listeners send in places where storm drains, 750 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,879 Speaker 3: gutters or anything. 751 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 2: Are clogged up. Yeah. 752 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,920 Speaker 3: Oh, and then you say, hey, this is these coordinates 753 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,000 Speaker 3: on Google blah blah blah. 754 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:22,560 Speaker 2: We have one. 755 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 3: If you have a rake and a shovel and a 756 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,240 Speaker 3: pair of goloshes, go out there. This is the wet spot. 757 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,800 Speaker 3: This is the wet spot. 758 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,440 Speaker 2: Thank you or whatever. Thank you, this is the wet spot. 759 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,080 Speaker 1: With DJJD to the wet ones, we could say the 760 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,760 Speaker 1: wet ones. 761 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,240 Speaker 2: We could call them the wet onoes. 762 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,760 Speaker 3: It's so funny to be I mean, the wet spot 763 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,000 Speaker 3: is obviously a little cheeky, but yeah, send people out 764 00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,279 Speaker 3: whenever there is a flooded storm drained part of the 765 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,680 Speaker 3: road to clear it out and just give a report. 766 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,560 Speaker 3: So get out there, and if you do, send a 767 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,680 Speaker 3: pick in your name and tag us on blah blah 768 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,400 Speaker 3: blah fam or whatever c l y. 769 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,920 Speaker 1: Because then it's like it's it's making the world better 770 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,360 Speaker 1: in like a very small, a very tangible way of 771 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,840 Speaker 1: like not having a giant lake in the middle of 772 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,280 Speaker 1: the street. 773 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,439 Speaker 3: But also somebody can drive through one call park, call 774 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,480 Speaker 3: in and go like, hey, I just drove through a 775 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:18,040 Speaker 3: virtual lake on Main Street between Lemon and Apple. And 776 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,880 Speaker 3: then you go, we're gonna try to get somebody out there. 777 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:20,640 Speaker 3: This is the wet spot. 778 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,000 Speaker 1: We're gonna soak up that spot. Who's gonna soak up 779 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,480 Speaker 1: that spot? 780 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, So the stump in the wet spot. Those are 781 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:27,879 Speaker 2: our pitches for. 782 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,920 Speaker 3: Segments, and then using open ended, never finish the thought 783 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:33,560 Speaker 3: sign offs. 784 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, and guess what, Scottie, that's it. That's our bonus 785 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,359 Speaker 1: odes for this bonusode, Bananimals. 786 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,279 Speaker 3: Please give us five star review on Apple Podcasts if 787 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,040 Speaker 3: you haven't already. 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